Morning Wood: Greg Oden NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Sandra Rose January 26, 2010

Do not view this video if you are at work! It contains full frontal nudity of Portland Trailblazers player Greg Oden. According to Worldstar Hip Hop, a girl leaked the photos that he sent her.

FloridaChick813

DAMMIT!!!!! I’m pissed my work computer is blocking me from viewing this video!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ((throwing tomato’s))
Mahogany03

Eenie weenie teeny weenie
Shriveled little short dick man
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want, don’t want
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Has 2010 been declared the year of the jump-offs?!
Natasha

Why did he do this? Did he not know what his ding ding looked like? :surprised:
FloridaChick813

@ mahogany && Natasha –

So im not missing out on nothing???
ksmommy05

damn it. im at work. But i must say that is one morning wood, i’d rather pass on seeing.
BROWNSUGAPOET

I’m not attracted to him in the least so I really don’t care to see his privacy parts!
FloridaChick813

ksmommy05 Says:

damn it. im at work. But i must say that is one morning wood, i’d rather pass on seeing.
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Ewwwww, I had NO IDEAL who he was, so I just googled who he was… I think i’ll pass on this one too.. LOL
chase

Child please…I’d expect more….
Mahogany03

@ Florida

Nope! Nothing at all! It’s not that impressive…..
M3z

Didn’t look at the video…but the comments have me rolling!!! SR fam ya’ll are crazy
LilMissRed

NOT impressed
Anna

When will ppl stop taking nekked pics and trusting those you send them too. Nothing lasts forever and we know what a women scorned is capable of.
Anna

These comments are killing me. Not everything that glitters is gold. I guess I am just not the curious type, I did not look at this pic nor did I look at Slimms nekked pic.
Why did I read a online interview with Fantasia and the very last sentence she said that she has done Broadway, done a Movie and Wrote her own biography. I’m :confused:
beenaroundtheworld

She coulda kept these damn pics to herself!!!
free

greg is one of the ugliest in the nba so his wood would have to be hellified to make up for his face.
commonswifey

the first peen shot doest look that bad and it doesnt look like its fully erect either :shrug:. Greg looks like he is well into his 40’s and hes only 20.
http://thecubiclechick.com STLVixen

I just spit out my morning coffee looking at this. LOL.
KaraZ

His face looks sour, like someone squeezed a lemon in it as an infant… blech
kwall

the only thing i can imagine worse than greg oden nba wood would be sam cassell nba wood.

that heffa should kept that to herself. that ain’t wood. that is branches. twigs. kindling.

kindling is defined as small pieces of dry wood…

check.
kwall

wood chips.
kwall

wood shavings.
gypsyeyes

kwall- really? early in the morning, huh? That’s when you start the madness. Kindling, wood chips. You are a trip!!! lol
KaraZ

ROFLMAO @ wood shavings!!!
PAGESINADIARY

YA’LL GONE GET ENOUGH OF DOING STUFF LIKE THIS! NO MAN OR WOMAN IS UNTOUCHABLE VIA THE INTERNET
mirsmommy

Anna Says:

These comments are killing me. Not everything that glitters is gold. I guess I am just not the curious type, I did not look at this pic nor did I look at Slimms nekked pic.
Why did I read a online interview with Fantasia and the very last sentence she said that she has done Broadway, done a Movie and Wrote her own biography.
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@ Fantasia writing her own biography!!!! Damn, Tasia, it’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!!
FloridaChick813

LMFAO @ Kwall
FloridaChick813

mirsmommy Says:

Anna Says:

These comments are killing me. Not everything that glitters is gold. I guess I am just not the curious type, I did not look at this pic nor did I look at Slimms nekked pic.
Why did I read a online interview with Fantasia and the very last sentence she said that she has done Broadway, done a Movie and Wrote her own biography.
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@ Fantasia writing her own biography!!!! Damn, Tasia, it’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!!
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DEAD!!!!!!
keely107

Too disguisted by the taco meat on his chest to look any further!
EricaDenese

As soon as I read the headline, I clicked IMMEDIATELY to the comments. The fact that he took pictures of himself is . By far, the ugliest man in the NBA now. If Sam Cassell was still in, they would be tied.

And Kwall, the Rhino will be feeding you wood chips today in the Attic. GET THERE NOW!!!
va_shawty

@Kwall I love your comments! You are hilarious.
kee2joy

@Kwall—–TOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

Poor Fantasia. Yall just pray for her in her time of need.
Quitta

Not impressed.
Quitta

Good afternoon SR Fam
https://sandrarose.com Ms.kaylamomma

Hey Quitta.

By reading these comments, I’m not missing much

Kwall, you’re a mess.
DownSouthZeta

I feel my lady parts drying up! Yuck. LeBron James needs to get his grandaddy! This is his grandaddy!
onlinefan

@ DownSouthZeta

He DOES look like a tired older LeBron….damn!
pointhimout

yawn, he’s not a short, short man, but nothing exciting. i’ve seen better, way better, several times on regular joes. dont judge me.
whowhatme

Why do men think it’s cute to take pictures of their packages and post them on the internet for all the world to see?? I don’t care what it looks like if you don’t know what to do with it.
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

Why do men do this? Im happy but why… lmao!
http://dahoneyhive.blogspot.com ryand91

I can’t get passed his hideous face. He REALLY, REALLY hurts my eyes. The “Beckys” can have him.
Millie08

I used to work with a girl that hooked up with him, she talked about how hmm it was but I didn’t beleive her:whistle: should have….
lala

slim jim! he cant be much more than a minute man. and we all know thats not long enough to cook a cup of soup!
BellaBarbie

He should feel like an absolute idiot. The NBA and NFL needs to add a No Naked Pictures clause to the contracts or you will get fined and miss some games. Just messy as all get out and I love it!!! That is all.
birdofbeauty09

Most times I lurk, but after seeing this I had to respond. Grey Oden should be ashamed of himself! I see why he’s ALWAS hugged up with the beckys.

@chase we’re >>>>>>HERE<<<<< (in regards to your comment)

LMFAO @STLVixen

@kwall. I swear your comments are ALWAYS funny. Wood shavings. hahaha

@pointhimout, I agree…i’ve seen better, MUCH better than this…
birdofbeauty09

*Greg not Grey…haha
ajonesy

ya’ll are off the HOOK! … lmfao. i see i need to google him to get a better pic of his face. but looking at his peen, i’m thinking it wont be any better.
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

Sandra, what is up with all the penis pictures? Do you want some? Are you trying to jump back over the fence? Blank stare.
mjoylaw

the second one was ok..the third one? well…the word “pitiful” comes to mind..poor Greg–wth were you thinking??
ashnic23

…thats pretty depressing
ajonesy

yes. it looked no thicker than a sharpie pen. and really, who wants to be poked or stabbed with that thing all night? not me … PASS!
jazi65

I’d get more feeling out of a tampon than I would out of that scrawny thing.
Anna

I just read on TMZ that he said the pics for for a gf and were sent a yr to a yr and a half ago and “he has grown since”.
MrsHawthorne77

Mr. Oden owes more than the NFL an apology…As an african American woman who was expecting to see some real live “meat”, I will say that I am gravely disappointed!!! HOW DARE YOU take pictures of that little slim jim and send it to somebody like it’s supposed to have some type of aphrodiasical (I know that’s not a word but it fits the conversation) effect!!!
MrsHawthorne77

I am so caught off guard by this “alleged penis” of his that I said the NFL instead of the NBA!!! WOW!!!
http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

I’m really tripping on the women who say that he doesn’t have a nice *piece*. I’m starting to wonder if most of these women ever see a soft *piece*. Like do you all have a man who walks around soft or are you only *face to face* with a d*** at booty call time when he’s hard and ready to use you up right quick? I don’t know if a lot of women actually SEE a d*** on a regular basis… you know, when he’s getting dressed for work…after a shower…before a shower… do you ever see d***s in their downtime….? Y’all DO know that a man’s *member* swells up and gets thicker and longer when he’s aroused right? LOL
Anna

The peer pressure of the comments made me take a peek.
@ Smokie. I thought it was just a pic, why is it a slide show of pics. If a woman is not satisfied with his package their va jay jay has too be too loose.
RMB

This man is so FUGLY it doesn’t matter what his “piece” looks like, who can get past that MUG!!!!!
RMB

This man is so FUGLY it doesn’t matter what his “piece” looks like, who can get past that MUG!!!!!