Out & About: Fantasia (Lying Heifer)
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Whenever my dear departed grandmother referred to a family member who wasn’t in touch with reality, she would say “you have to excuse her, she don’t know no better.” Clearly, Fantasia is not in touch with reality.
When the rumors first hit the blogs that she was shacking up with a married man, didn’t she strenuously deny said rumors? Now why is she covering up a tattoo of his name when the evidence is walking right next to her?
I’m not even going to say anything about Cook since y’all swear I don’t know a gay man when I see one.
If singing doesn’t work out for her, Fantasia has a future in the strip club industry.
Light Skin/Dark Skin: Who Makes the Most Money in the Strip Clubs?
A variety of strip club connoisseurs tackle the question: who makes the most money stripping — light skin or dark skin chicks.
Let me settle this question once and for all. Whether a chick is light skin or dark skin, phat butt or not — the chicks who dance in the clubs that cater to white men stack the most chips. I know this for a fact. Ghetto chicks with phat bootys don’t make half what the skinny black chicks who dance in the white clubs make.
In fact, phat booty strippers can’t even get in the door of a white strip club.
New Couple Alert: Vivica A. Fox and Her New Man!
Actress Vivica A. Fox flew into town from LA over the weekend to spend quality time with her man, a 20-something club promoter from Atlanta. Oh, you thought Aunt Viv wasn’t over 50 Cent because all the blogs posted that video of her crying on the Mo’Nique show?
No, dears. Vivica was crying tears of joy because she’s finally in love and her new man treats her like a queen. She was just explaining to Mo’Nique that she was over 50 but you might have been confused by her tears of joy.
Vivica and her handsome young beau spent the entire day together yesterday. They ate dinner, took in a movie at Atlantic Station and went bowling at 300 where they were spotted hugging and kissing all evening. In fact, my spies tell me they couldn’t keep their hands off each other.
And guess who has all the pictures of the lovey dovey couple together?!
Clearly Miss Vivica has moved on and isn’t thinking about pocket change, I mean 50 Cent.
Photos by Prince Williams/ATLPics.net
Celebs Out & About
One-hit wonder Kelis was spotted leaving her London hotel to attend her fifth album’s, “Flesh Tones”, launch wearing a rabbit fur hat, jacket and tight pleather pants.
I could have sworn convicted rapper Lil Wayne performed his ‘farewell concert already? Over the weekend, he performed again at the Cajundome in Lafayette, Louisiana.
Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has bad karma. Trouble seems to follow her wherever she goes. Over the weekend, a car she was riding in was involved in a man vs. auto accident. What happened was Lohan left a hotel in West Hollywood and got into a car being driven by her assistant who gunned the vehicle down an alley swarming with paparazzi.
Not surprisingly, the psycho ran over one of the paparazzo injuring his hand. The pap was so terrified he wet his pants. He plans to sue Lindsay Lohan even though she wasn’t driving. Charges are pending against her assistant.
I’m waiting patiently for this silly shredded jeans fad to die out because some people (like Miley Cyrus and Jermaine Dupri) think they look cute wearing ripped jeans when they don’t.
Rapper Method Man performed at the Days Like This Festival at Fox Studios in Sydney, Australia yesterday.
Photos: Wireimage/Getty, Zimbio.com
Programming Note: ‘Fantasia For Real’ Premieres Tonight
R&B Diva Fantasia is the latest celebrity to sign up for a reality show showcasing the dysfunction in black families. Fantasia For Real premieres tonight on VH1.
Singer Keyshia Cole was so disturbed by the negative impact on her family on her highly rated reality TV show on BET that she canceled the show, and has now terminated all contact with her family.
Alicia Keys ‘Late Night Booty Call’ Skit On SNL
Alicia Keys’ booty call skit on Saturday Night Live did not make me laugh at all. Probably because her masculine voice sounds like a pre-op tranny trying to sound sexy. I would swear some drag queen was playing games on the phone if Alicia Keys called me at 2 a.m. Maybe it would help if Alicia took some feminine hormones to make a voice a little higher?
Reid Calls Obama “Light Skinned” AA Who Lacked a “Negro Dialect”
We shine because they hate us,
floss cause they degrade us,
we trying to buy back our 40 acres.
And for that paper look how low we’ll stoop,
even if you in a Benz you still a nigga in a coupe.
~ Kanye West “Self Conscious”
An explosive excerpt from a much-awaited book about U.S. president Barack Obama’s 2008 presidential campaign threatens to jeopardize Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s political career.
In the book, which goes on sale Monday, the Senator from Nevada called Barack Obama a “light-skinned” African-American who lacked a “Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”
The book, “Game Change” was written by Time Magazine’s Mark Halperin and New York magazine’s John Heilemann
Excerpts from the book were posted on a right wing website Saturday morning, and all hail broke loose on the hill and in the White House.
In a controlled panic, Reid telephoned Obama on Saturday offering his apologies and also reached out to any high profile black politician he could find to defend him.
Obama accepted Reid’s apology and declared the case closed. But others expressed surprise and dismay that Reid could so foolishly utter his racist remarks in the presence of a Time magazine writer.
“This is definitely not a fight that we want to be having,” said a Reid backer. This source described himself as “stunned that [Reid] could have said something so stupid to a reporter. It’s just kind of mind-boggling.”
