Convicted woman beater Chris Brown’s new girlfriend Rhea is a well ran through industry jump off who probably knows the intimate details of just about every rapper in the biz. There really isn’t anything to distinguish her from any other industry jump off. They all look exactly the same. You know, light skinned, long hair, dumb as door knobs (am I lying?)

Thanks to loyal reader tunanny for the video link! It confirms what my loyal reader wrote in this email about Rhea carrying the jockstraps of the G Unit goons (she calls it “networking”). These rappers are so lame. They will happily sleep with anything that their boys ran up in like it’s some kind of honor to pass these skanks around between them.