Bus Beat Down: The Mortal Combat Game

Remember that loud mouthed punk who got his azz handed to him by a 67-year-old white man?

Someone turned the Epic transit bus battle into a Mortal Kombat game and posted it to YouTube. Hey, it’s a slow news day.

If you only watch one video today, please watch the first video to see the old man teach the young punk some manners. My favorite lines are “Ooh, he’s leaking!,” “Did he break your teeth?” and “Bring the ambulance.”


 


50 Responses to “Bus Beat Down: The Mortal Combat Game”

  1. 1
    LaTechGrad02 says:

    What. Was. That. Wow, Sandra since you’re posting videos, can you post Gary Coleman going off on The Insider, pure comedy.

  2. 2
    WalkingKontradiction says:

    @Latech:

    :rofl: Gary had me rolling last night!!!! But that’s what she gets, that heffa said “Is this how you speak to your wife Gary?” LOLLOL, Gary said F-U!……PRICELESS

  3. 3
    Anna says:

    LaTechGrad02 Says:

    What. Was. That. Wow, Sandra since you’re posting videos, can you post Gary Coleman going off on The Insider, pure comedy.
    ~~~~~~~~~
    That was comedy. Remember we were trying to figure out what was around his neck, when he left The Insider he was carrying it, it is a wallet purse.
    :ontopic: Nice to see this punk put on blast. He may as well move to another Country or cut his breads, fix his broken nose and change is attire so he is not so recgonizable.

  4. 4
    speakinmymind says:

    @ WalkingKontradiction

    i was :rofl: too at Gary. I’m glad he walked off…they were going in hard on him and Niecy should be ashamed – asking that grown ass man if he was virgin when he married his wife.

  5. 5
    LilMissRed says:

    HILARIOUS! thats what his punk azz gets LOL phucking with that dude !
    8
    off topic: Gary Coleman-HILARIOUS! Gary went STR8 DA PHUCK OFF!

  6. 6
    artistman999 says:

    She said he leaking, He leaking, Call the AmBulance…. LOL to funny…

  7. 7
    Anna says:

    speakinmymind Says:

    @ WalkingKontradiction

    i was too at Gary. I’m glad he walked off…they were going in hard on him and Niecy should be ashamed – asking that grown ass man if he was virgin when he married his wife.
    ~~~~~~~~~
    I missed that part. Niecy said she was about to put him over her knee and spank him. :lol:

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    KrayZKat says:

    His mouth wrote a check his ass couldn’t cash. He should’ve left well enough alone when that man got up to me. Don’t start none, there won’t be none. I hate bullies!

  9. 9
    Anna says:

    artistman999 Says:

    She said he leaking, He leaking,
    ~~~~~~~~
    I never heard that phrase before.

  10. 10
    florida_girl says:

    this was some funny ****z…

  11. 11
    WalkingKontradiction says:

    Ugh I wish I could see the video, but the powers that be…..

    And yes Niecy needs to stop, Gary will hop on her like he did that security guard, people think cause he’s little he can’t/won’t fight? Obviously not! LOL….

    @Speakinmymind: I posted this in the other post when you mentioned the hemp milk :lol: but for real, tell me more please I’m looking for a replacement to my regular 2% milk

  12. 12
    KrayZKat says:

    Got up to MOVE. Lord hammercy.

  13. 13

    WOW…yah the old dude wasn’t playing around. That boy should have stayed his ass in his chair! the Mortal Kombat game was pretty funny too…

  14. 14
    Vyolet20 says:

    nasty. that is such a biohazard. i hope they cleaned that up properly.

  15. 15
    Ashcat says:

    Noooooo! That was off the meat rack.

  16. 16
    Reese says:

    Ok so I was out for the last two days and forgot my password so I couldn’t comment in the Alicia Keys closeup post. Ladies!! I just discovered this AND it works!

    For those pesky pimples that pop up around that time of the month, let about 5 or 6 uncoated aspirins (the cheap store brand will do) disolve in a few drops of water to form a paste. Spread the paste on the pimple and let dry for about 10 minutes. If you have sensitive skin you might want to take it off in about 5. Personally I use it as a mask on my entire face and it makes zits dissapear overnight. Even those hateful buggers that form under the skin and hurt.

    Google it!

  17. 17
    MElleSmith says:

    I bet his azz will leave the elderly alone from now on. That was hilarious!!!

  18. 18
    WalkingKontradiction says:

    Ok!!!!

    I just googled hemp milk and I remember learning about the advantages and all the crazy things the hemp plant is good for but geesh louise!!!!

    No wonder the government banned growing the seed here, it would put all the hurtful toxic things(pick any) that are so heavily relied upon, like paper(killing trees)(gas,milk I could go on) out of business!!!!

    :nono: America….. google people, google!

  19. 19
    M3z says:

    I don’t know if to laugh or just be ashamed of 2 grownups (probably granddaddy’s) acting like plum fools! The man with the braids got his whole frame rocked! Sheesh. A lot of mouth but nothing to back it up with. Definitely some :shotsfired1: and some fists fired in this. That whole mortal combat video of the event was too much. I died! LOL

  20. 20
    shakura80 says:

    that’s why you can’t underestimate ANYBODY… serves him right ‘Call the Amlubance’ was the line he was in a daze he could not even say it right :lolol:

  21. 21
    Anna says:

    Reese Says:

    Ok so I was out for the last two days and forgot my password so I couldn’t comment in the Alicia Keys closeup post. Ladies!! I just discovered this AND it works!

    For those pesky pimples that pop up around that time of the month, let about 5 or 6 uncoated aspirins (the cheap store brand will do) disolve in a few drops of water to form a paste. Spread the paste on the pimple and let dry for about 10 minutes. If you have sensitive skin you might want to take it off in about 5. Personally I use it as a mask on my entire face and it makes zits dissapear overnight. Even those hateful buggers that form under the skin and hurt.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    I use toothpaste over night.

  22. 22
    Krysi J says:

    :rofl: that was BEAUTIFUL!

  23. 23
    Reese says:

    I’ve tried the toothpaste too. I promise you the aspirin works better!

  24. 24
    Fly Miss says:

    lol i saw this on worldstarhiphop and literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD! hahaha thats what he gets for pushing that man to the edge! he fully got up and moved away from him so really it could have been avoided. Whats this gary coleman thing everybodys talkin bout fill me in!! lol

  25. 25
    Anna says:

    Reese Says:

    I’ve tried the toothpaste too. I promise you the aspirin works better!
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Thanks, I will try it.

  26. 26
    CivilEngineer says:

    :rofl: WTF!! :rofl:

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  28. 28

    WoW, that guy was so shocked when old dude punched him the first time. Oh well…..

    :offtopic:

    Niecy Nash should feel a shamn of herself :nono: for jumping on the “let’s bash Gary: segment, and that “doctor” at the end that gave his diagnosis and recommended medication :blink: please, where is he practicing cuz I need to stay clear of that place.

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    speakinmymind says:

    @ WalkingKontradiction

    sorry i didn’t get back to you sooner. I stopped drinking/eating cow’s milk dairy products about six years ago after having Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. i study/adhere to alternative/holistic medicine and health ‘guidelines’ (for lack of a better word). my family calls me a ‘health nut’ but my motto is I ‘eat to live’, not ‘live to eat’.

  31. 31

    One of my facebookfriends posted this already…but not the Mortal Kombat version…that was priceless :rofl:
    The black dude seemed a little drunk. Coupled with the fact the white dude looked like an older *Hulk Hogan* I knew this :argue: was not going to be *no easy win* :lolol:

    Poor Gary Coleman…that man does need help. I thought he was going to swing on *blondey* :surprise:

  32. 32
    nika405 says:

    That old man gave him a 2pc and a biscuit! :rofl: And after were those chickens talking about “call the police, you can press charges” wtf? You jumped up and got beat down….move on and stop trying to punk ppl. This dude was talking mad noise to our Master Chief one night and told him “we can take it outside” well we all went out there and while he was hopping around talking mess this 56 yr old man BEAT THE SH!T out of him in like 15 seconds….by the time he got off the ground Master Chief had smoked a cig and went back into the hanger. Dont underestimate older people.

  33. 33
    WalkingKontradiction says:

    @Speakinmymind

    No problem, I was being lazy but I finally decided to make google my friend. I am def going to try some of the things out that I have been researching because I have been having some serious digestion issues and I need to make a change now while I can.

  34. 34
    Anna says:

    Yadda Yadda Says:

    Niecy Nash should feel a shamn of herself for jumping on the “let’s bash Gary: segment, and that “doctor” at the end that gave his diagnosis and recommended medication please, where is he practicing cuz I need to stay clear of that place.
    ~~~~~~~
    We’ve known for along time now that Gary has a temper, I would to if I were 4’11″ and everybody wants to question my virginity. For the doc to say he needs meds, I was like for what, defending himself. He is recently diagnosed with bipolar so he gets meds? Either way I felt like they were picking on him and I did not laugh until after the fact, when he stormed out pouting with his purse in tow.

  35. 35
    LaTechGrad02 says:

    @Anna, no not a purse, it’s a Murse (Man purse), jk.

  36. 36
    kjsmommy says:

    This ish has me crying! Not only because he just KNEW he was gonna whup ol’ boys a$$, but he was SHOCKED he caught a beat down! Ol dude got off the bus like Ali! “I’m pretty!” HA! Classic!

  37. 37
    kjsmommy says:

    Sorry all… I’m new here and all, but did he also say “Call the ammalamps”??! I’m sorry, but I’m about to fall OUT my chair!!!

  38. 38
    KaraZ says:

    kjsmommy Says:
    Sorry all… I’m new here and all, but did he also say “Call the ammalamps”??! I’m sorry, but I’m about to fall OUT my chair!!!

    ————————————————————–
    Welcome kjsmommy!

    YES HE DID! :rofl: That’s exactly what he gets!

  39. 39
    VIBABY says:

    Lesson for today……LEAVE FOLKS ALONE! :rofl:

    If you threaten an old person with kicking their azz and they look you dead in the face and say, “I bet you you wont”, WALK AWAY! That mofo knows something that you dont.

  40. 40
    trynabeme says:

    @Corporate…I was thinkin’ black dude was a lil slow or sumphin’ myself… :shrugs:

  41. 41
    VAALLDAY says:

    LMAO…watched this last nite. “Somebody call the AMbalaMce”!!! Man I would have paid money to see that.

  42. 42

    the mortal kombat footage is funny as hell

  43. 43

    Did that guy get knocked the F*ck out? Did he say call the “amulance” hell nawl!

  44. 44
    omina-homina says:

    you gotta be really careful these day. don’t under estimate these old people. they grew up doing a time where the kids actually were very active, many of them raised in rural areas or on farms. they’re strong, and still strong. a lot of us were raised very sedentary, we don’t have the stamina or the strength to go at a lot of these older people.

    but just like that black lady on that China Town bus, he deserved every punch.

  45. 45
    Necelove says:

    DAAAANNNG, HE PUT HANDS ON HIM. SERVE HIM RIGHT. THAT MAN MOVED TO AVOID THIS LIL PUNK THEN HE WANNA ACT BAD AND THROW A GIRL PUNCH AND GOT WHOPPED. I WONDER WHAT CITY THAT WAS IN. LOOK LIKE SOME OAKLAND SH*T.

  46. 46

    LMAO! This is too much! My favorite line besides “Bring the ambulance” was “I told you not to f*** with me!” *dead* :lolsign:

  47. 47
    mayrenest says:

    :lolsign: This was CLASSIC!!!!

  48. 48
    Audacious2 says:

    “……Did he break your teeth?” LMAO! Sandra, I heard that and died laughing along with the chick saying, “get him Pinky” (from Friday) LOL

    But you think brother-man got his but beat? Remember the black & asian ladies on the bus fighting? if you will please post – same scenario:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk6D6_FHZG8

    LOL

  49. 49
    miss_meka says:

    @16 and 21
    I as well will try this aspirin rememdy i’ve used toothpaste in the past but it dried my skin out big time @39 Agreed Leave people alone. learn to mind your business

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    dmgeorge says:

    The funny part was the white girl in the green/purple who just sat there the whole time and was like, wtfel….lol. That was too funny!

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