Chelsea Lately Calls Beyonce Out Again; Attacks Beyonce’s Stans
Comedienne Chelsea Lately made fun of Beyonce’s Stans last night after they came for her neck on Twitter.com. Her Stans were insulted because Chelsea pointed out how dumb Beyonce looked on the GRAMMYS last weekend.
My favorite line from this video is when Chelsea says, “she said she was going to take a break, take a break bitch!” LOL!!
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Chelsea is a comedian, who takes her seriously?
Oh man. I missed this. LOL. I like Chelsea. She’s hilarious.
Good morning everyone!
Thats what Chelsea does, she makes fun of people…
Lawd what is this world coming too??? When we cant even take a joke from a comdeian
HEY EVERYBODY!
I’m telling you Anna & Flo. Pple need to just let one rip, then maybe they won’t be so damn uptight.
Girl you aint lyin.. Thats too funny though.. ima have to watch the clip when I get home.
I LOVE Chelsea lol
LOL at Chelsea she’s funny!
Awesome!!!! Team Chelsea!!!
My favorite line from this video is when Chelsea says, “she said she was going to take a break, take a break bitch!” LOL!!
REALLY SANDRA?????????
I MISSED THE LINE IN HER STATEMENT WHERE IT SAID SHE WAS IMMEDIATELY TAKING A BREAK. BEYONCE IS STILL ON TOUR, SHOW TONIGHT IN BRASIL. SHE JUST LAUNCHED HER PERFUME, WHY WOULD SHE TAKE A BREAK? I WONDER WOULD SOME OF YOU FIND IT FUNNY IF YOUR BOSSES TOLD YOU TO TAKE AN UNPAID BREAK FOR A FEW MONTHS OR A YEAR FROM YOUR JOBS? I NEVER FOUND CHELSEA FUNNY MYSELF, GUESS THAT’S WHY HAVE ONLY SEEN CLIPS OF HER SHOW ON THE SOUP.
Chelsea is super funny and she asks questions that you really want to know when she interviews!
is Chelsea preggers?
Actually Beyonce is the one who said she wanted to take a break.. So with that being said, “Take a break bitch!!!!!”
Even though I love me some Beyonce 
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I WONDER WOULD SOME OF YOU FIND IT FUNNY IF YOUR BOSSES TOLD YOU TO TAKE AN UNPAID BREAK FOR A FEW MONTHS OR A YEAR FROM YOUR JOBS?
that statement dont apply to beyonce, shes a multimillionaire, its no such thing as an unpaid break for her. (her new perfume, album royalties, tour money, etc) while its a little harsh, she NEEDS a break and has said so herself, but you are right, she didnt specify a date.
kee2joy Says: That was too funny. Morn-ting everyone. BTW, my 7yr old even said she’s tired of Bey
ya.
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Good morn-ting Kee! That’s funny. I never heard a kid say that yet. LOL. Now your baby girl says she’s tired. LOL. Yeah Bey, its time ma. Still
ENVY IS THE GREEN EYED MONSTER-IT’S HARD FOR MANY WOMEN ESPECIALLY WHITE WOMEN TO HANDLE THE TYPE OF SUCCESS BEYONCE HAS WITHOUT BEING ENVIOUS
OF COURSE SHE WOULD LIKE FOR HER TO TAKE A BREAK-SHE’S TIRED OF EVERYTHING BEYONCE DOES BEING SO SUCCESSFUL, IT’S A PAINFUL REMINDER OF WHAT’S NOT HAPPENING IN HER OWN LIFE
SHE’S LASHING OUT DUE TO HER OWN INSECURITIES-WHY ELSE WOULD SHE BE SO ANGRY AND CALL A WOMAN WHOSE NEVER DID ANYTHING TO HER PERSONALLY – “A BIATCH” WOW-DAYUM BEYONCE YOU KEEP HEFFAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
I see one of the stans creeped in here early (side eye to @MUNCHOSGIRL)
spongebobfan Says:
is Chelsea preggers?
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doubt it, she makes it very clear she doesn’t want ANY children. chuy (her assistant) and chunk (her dog) are her children.
2 funny! I love chelsea
chelsea is a damn fool! love her show…just read a good article about her in marie claire. the best part of the show is the round table.
spongebobfan Says:
is Chelsea preggers?
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doubt it, she makes it very clear she doesn’t want ANY children. chuy (her assistant) and chunk (her dog) are her children.
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on that side view she got a mean muffin top, not cute……
WHEN CHELSEA STARTS SIGNING BEYONCE’S CHECKS THEN SHE HAS THE AUTHORITY TO TELL BEYONCE TO TAKE A BREAK
UNTIL THEN IT’S MINDLESS CHIT CHATTER, AND ANOTHER HEN BUMPING HER GUMS
AT THE END OF THE DAY-NOTHING ANYONE SAYS CAN STOP BEYONCE UNLESS “SHE” CHOOSES TO-LOL AND THAT’S WHY PEOPLE ARE MAD
YOU TIRED OF LOOKING AT HER STOP WATCHING-PROBLEM SOLVED
TELL HANNAH MONTANA TO TAKE A BREAK-OH YEAH I FORGOT SHE’S WHITE AND NOBODY WILL EVER GET SICK OF SEEING HER AZZ, NICCAS ARE THE EASIEST MANIPULATED RACE I’VE EVER SEE BEIGE FOLKS DON’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO US-THEY GET NICCAS TO DO IT TO THEMSELVES CAUSE IT’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EASY
@intense
SHE’S LASHING OUT DUE TO HER OWN INSECURITIES-WHY ELSE WOULD SHE BE SO ANGRY AND CALL A WOMAN WHOSE NEVER DID ANYTHING TO HER PERSONALLY – “A BIATCH”
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so when you call us bishes you too are lashing out due to your own insecurties your words not minds.
I like Chelsea. She’s funny. Beyonce needs a break before she wears herself out.
LMAO chelsea is tooo funny…its a joke ppl lighting up
wow Beyone fans are… are… ummmm well crazy as h*ll! It was only a joke, no one is jealous, no one wants to take money out of her pockets, it’s just a JOKE. Sheesh some of yall act like Beyonce got you on speed dial.
Why do people take everything so personal nowadays? People need to stop acting hurt and brush the sand out they vaginas…she’s a comedian…they make fun of people!!
I see one of the stans creeped in here early
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JUST LIKE YALL DELUSIONAL ARSES THINK YOU HAVE ANY INFLUENCE OVER WHAT BEYONCE CAN OR CAN’T DO
YALL HEFFAS DAMN SURE HAVE NO INFLUENCE OVER ME, I WILL POST WHEN AND WHERE THE FUG I WANT
HOW YOU DOIN!!!!
Can the Beyonce worshippers relax…gotdamn it was a joke…y she gotta be a b***h?
well then, I guess she told you….. hahahhaa…. only kidding
I need my 3D glasses for this shyt.
Oh shiat!!
I hope beyonce win that Razzie!!!! Go Bey!!
“You wuz in mah houze?”
classic
I’VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY SHAQ, KOBE, OR JORDAN SHOULD TAKE A BREAK, HELL TIGER EVEN MOFOS WANT HIS AZZ TO COME BACK AND PLAY GOLF
BUT AGAIN, I’M NOT HERE TO SCHOOL CLUCK CLUCKS, YALL SEE A BLACK WOMAN DOMINATING HER PROFESSION AND YALL SAY TAKE A BREAK-YALL BIATCHES ARE SO FUGGIN LAME
I DON’T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO ENTERTAIN YALL ARSES FOR REAL ON TO THE NEXT POST
DO YOU BEY-FUG THESE HEFFAS WHO MINDLESSLY BUMPIN THEIR GUMS TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE-DUH
RATHER SHE TAKES A BREAK OR NOT IS NOT UP TO ME AND I COULD CARE LESS-FAR AS I’M CONCERNED BEYONCE COULD POSSIBLY BE A MEAN, CRUEL PERSON BUT I DON’T KNOW HER LIKE THAT AND NEITHER DO YALL
I ENJOY HER WORK-POINT BLANK PLAIN AND SIMPLE-YOU MOFOS KEEP TRYING TO LABEL HER CHARACTER AND SAY WHAT SHE THINKS AND HOW SHE FEELS AND DISSECT HER MARRIAGE AS IF YOU HAVE THE INSIDE STORY-LET HER LIVE HER LIFE! DAYUMMM! AT THE END OF THE DAY I AINT CHECKIN FOR NARNE BIATCH LIKE THAT
I LISTEN TO HER MUSIC, WATCH HER VIDES AND THAT’S AS FAR AS THAT SHIAT GOES-ONLY PURCHASED HER FIRST SOLO CD-LOL
STAN THAT BIATCHES
((passing Tasia and MsKaylamomma some m&ms))
I like to put them in my popcorn!!!! Its Yummy
Quitta Mae – Whats good chica?
LOL..I see popcorn all in the isle of the theater…looks like it’s going to be one heck of a show…Chelsea is comedy and entertainment, let’s not all get our panties in a bunch. Live and let live
Although Im not a fan of Beyonce, I dont enjoy Chelsea Lately at all. Some of the comments she makes on race are not funny. Although she is a comedienne, IMO she really feels that way about the people she’s talking about, thats why i cant get with her. I believe its deeper than just for laughs..
HEy INTENSMOCHA…..i love when yall get her started…lol lol
I have come to the conclusion after viewing the video clip and listening to the hate-tweets that Chelsea received and also from looking at some of the stan’s comment on this here thread that most Beyonce stans are BAT SH#T CRAZY!!!!
Talking about green eyed monsters and Hannah Montana…WOW just WOW. Noone is entitled to an opinion and nonone can tell a joke anymore? The whole world is full of haters aside from Beyonce and her stans? @ Intense, I am convinced that Eminem met you before he blew up and created the song “Stan” with you as his inspiration.
Shaq kobe and piece of crap Jordan are horrible examples. #justsayin
I think Beyonce was the one that said she wanted to take a break in the first place and her fans co-signed it. If they are real fans then they would know that everybody (even celebrities) need a break. She’s not a damn robot. She can’t keep going and going like the energizer bunny. I think her fans will respect her more if she takes a break and comes back with the hawwtest album ever.
@ intensemocha, your a lil weird, and not the good kind of weird, your Willy Wonka type weird.
Athletes can’t “take a break” because the job requires a high level of physical endurance. Physical endurance decreases with age, even in the most high performing bodies. That being said, yes people did tell Jordan that he needed to sit his a** down on a bench too!
Waiting for Beyonce Stan #1, Solonge to attack Chelsea on twitter 5……4….3….2….
*flava flave*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooW!
that was hEEelarioUS
KrysiJ u and me >>>>here<<<<<<
@ Ms.kaylamomma
Goodmorning SR fam!!
*not calling everyone names
Although Im not a fan of Beyonce, I dont enjoy Chelsea Lately at all. Some of the comments she makes on race are not funny. Although she is a comedienne, IMO she really feels that way about the people she’s talking about, thats why i cant get with her. I believe its deeper than just for laughs..
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they said the same thing about Dave Chapelle….sometimes I think nicCahs can’t take what this new generation has labeled us azz…….hell, instead of getting offended hire Katt Williams to do a late night comedy show that offends white folks?
FIGHT BACK
lmao! @keekee83 bey stans are crazy!
@spongebog
Waiting for Beyonce Stan #1, Solonge to attack Chelsea on twitter 5……4….3….2….
fugggggggg bey
luv chelsea. she funny like what!
“she said she was going to take a break, take a break bitch!” LOL!!
Sandra, that was my favorite part too!!! I love Chelsea, she is funny.
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These Bey stans act like no one can say anything negative about Beyonce’.
I think Beyonce’s female fans, want to eff her. They are secret lesbians themselves. Thats just waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much energy on someone you don’t know. They act like they are getting paid to defend her. Beyonce don’t care bout YOU, she cares about taking your money and singing songs with absolutely no substance whatsoever.
KrysiJ u and me >>>>here<<<<<<
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Im mean the shyt was funny….they can’t (stans) deny that!
@keekee83
I have come to the conclusion after viewing the video clip and listening to the hate-tweets that Chelsea received and also from looking at some of the stan’s comment on this here thread that most Beyonce stans are BAT SH#T CRAZY!!!!
Talking about green eyed monsters and Hannah Montana…WOW just WOW. Noone is entitled to an opinion and nonone can tell a joke anymore? The whole world is full of haters aside from Beyonce and her stans? @ Intense, I am convinced that Eminem met you before he blew up and created the song “Stan” with you as his inspiration.
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Sooooo very true. I think it’s going to get to the point where they start praying to her every night… I have favorites but I have NEVER gone through such extents to slam anybody who hates them. It’s stupid and ignorant. Cussing people out over the interent because they choose not to worship Bey
Beyonce stans/worshippers are hilarious!
Is it really that serious? Ok I a number 1 fan of the following artist: MJB,R-KELLY,TI,UGK, & 8BALL & MJG. However I will never get on twitter,fb, or anything blog and cuss people out about any them! Why would i? I don’t know them personnally, we didn’t go to school together, and they ain’t no kin to me. If a comment about Lameyonce makes you upset or bothers you to the point where you feel like you have to defend her honor like she is your sister or something. Then it’s safe to say that you are a CRAZY STALKER! Yes I said it!
All I can say is ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!
Funniest part to me was the roundtable the next day when Ashy Larry went off LOL and Chelsea read some of the tweets from Beyonce “stans” (not fans…because fans can take a joke). Funny as heck. Chelsea is a funny woman. Love her for this.
FloridaChick813 Says:
((passing Tasia and MsKaylamomma some m&ms))
I like to put them in my popcorn!!!! Its Yummy
I was craving some m&ms 
LOL… now back to lurking…
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Thanks
LLani Says:
I think Beyonce’s female fans, want to eff her. They are secret lesbians themselves. Thats just waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much energy on someone you don’t know. They act like they are getting paid to defend her. Beyonce don’t care bout YOU, she cares about taking your money and singing songs with absolutely no substance whatsoever.
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LLani I
with everything you said. They (stans) do come off as if Beyonce’ knows them personally. I mean it’s one thing to be a fan, but to go as far as some of them go is reDAMNdiculous!!!! They worship her ass to the fullest!!!! It’s not that serious AT ALL.
Haha I love Chelsea, with her fat, pale bad body as.s!!!!
Just stick to your day job bit.ch cause you could never do what she does.
“To each his own lane”- Me *high fives Bey*
LOL…I love Chelsea…she’s a comedian that’s what they do..and boy did she make those Fans sound ignorant. Couldn’t even understand the point some were trying to make…HILARIOUS!
I do agree that her performance was NOT all that…the crotch grabbing, weave flinging all on the ground bit was not the BIZ!
And I’m not a hater…cause I like her performances and thought she was gonna bring it…but it was DISAPPOINTING to say the least!
My favorite line from this video is when Chelsea says, “she said she was going to take a break, take a break bitch!” LOL!!
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Chelsea seems a bit racist at times…but I would say that about most Americans. Americans publicly and politically pretend to be tolerant of other races and each other’s cultural differences…when in reality WE are not.
Whites and Blacks are still looking at each other with askance (side-eye) whenever someone does something a litte different that what we do in our own community.
With that said—That bish Chelsea is funny as hell…hate I missed this episode (I watch Monique instead of Chelsea now)
Bey is the baddest bish in the game…and she would probably laugh this ish off.
Yeah, they should get over it. Why are the Beyonce fans so sensitive? G*damn!
:Cosign: Corporate. Like tbrown said real fans can take a joke and Chelsea is funny but when she talks about race/gay issues it does get icky in the room.
And not just Blacks, she goes in on Chuey and the Hispanics a lot too.
I still watch though; she funny as **** and I always enjoy her panel, especially the fat, guy white dude. Another woman doing her thang in a world dominated by men. Any bad bish can appreciate that.
Waiting for Beyonce to *assume Barbie pose* and let Chelsea know real bit.ches do real things in 5……4….3….2….
NICCAS ARE THE EASIEST MANIPULATED RACE I’VE EVER SEE BEIGE FOLKS DON’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO US-THEY GET NICCAS TO DO IT TO THEMSELVES CAUSE IT’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EASY
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Is Ni**ger a race Intense? Just a quick sidebar: Currently reading Randall Kennedy’s book: ****. Changes ones perspective on the word.
Is Chelsea not supposed to talk about beyonce, because she is black?
Chelse is a comdian. Her tirades about different people, topics and minority groups are the same as any comedian or blogger for that matter. Richard Prayor, Jamie Fox and any of the other comedians doing their thing today take the same liberties.
Her job is to joke you into controversy. If Beyonce has not gotten to the point in her career where she knows she is a target….her fans should get together to let her know…she’s a target. It is what happens when the all the world is watching you.
First of all like most comedians that host their own show, they have writers who write some of their dialog for them. Remember when the writers went on strike, there was hardly nothing left for the comedians to say on their late night show if at all. Didn’t some of them not even perform in respect of the writers. I can’t remember for sure though.
I say all that to say who knows what she said or what was written for her to say. Most of all it is comedy and people need to get a grip. I like me some B and she is a friend in my head but sticking up for her and going off on complete strangers is a bit much… #imjustsaying!
oh gosh…people wanna their pantys in a bunch cuz chelsea talk about their poor beyonce. She’s a comedian….get over it
“she said she was going to take a break, take a break bitch!” LOL!!
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Oh my. I go to a meeting and come back to check the temperature on SR, and it’s hotter than the devil’s toenails! Shyt!
Heehee – It’s raining red hot Stans.
i didn’t get bey’s whip-your-weave stripper dance either (hot mess), but i’m quite sure chelsea’s at home practicing it as we speak.
First let me say
. I finally got to register!! I have been trying for so long 
and lurking on this site for years!
Anywho back to the topic-
I thought Chelsea’s monologue was funny. Why is it racism when a white comedian makes comments about black folks, but funny when black folks make even worse jokes about whites. I thought it was all in good fun. The only person I stan for is Jesus, not Beysus-but I don’t seen any harm in a little joke.
“That’s not a dance, that’s what you do when your weave is on fire!”
@intensemocha: really. girl boo.
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“she said she was going to take a break, take a break
b!#ch!” LOL!!
still
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I love certain artists but I don’t give a flying fluck if YOU don’t. this cult following of this chic is unbelievable!
I don’t get it at all. Great performer. Mediocre talent. Walking corporation. Beautiful. Fake. Terrible actress. I see the negatives and the positives. I don’t know. I believe Stans would give their lives for her though – and THAT is “bat s#!t crazy”. LOL
LMAO…damn she went it
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“I was enjoying the show until Beyonce stomped her way onto the stage like a Clydesdale”
**** a Stallion…she said Clydesdale…can’t get no better than that…get it B
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LMAO…damn she went in
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“I was enjoying the show until Beyonce stomped her way onto the stage like a Clydesdale”
**** a Stallion…she said Clydesdale…can’t get no better than that…get it B
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Sorry I double commented but I love my comments in BOLD
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:rotfl: @ 2thick4u! That part was hilarious! It’s all a part of humor. I really don’t believe Chelsea is out to put a stop to Bey’s career. She isn’t the first one to go in on Bey, and won’t be the last.
I wonder if the Stans clowned Chris Rock the time he said Bey’s hair looked like she had a biscuit at the nape of her neck. It was at an awards show, and she was hanging upside down. I was rolling on the floor at that too.
@intensemocha, I heart you. I never have to leave a comment you ALWAYS say what I am thinking. Sandra what satisfication do you really get out of hating Beyonce so much?? I’m just curious? Did you guys used to be best friends and then she called you up one day and said she didn’t like you anymore? I’m just curious. Beyonce I am so sorry that you are a black women that is so successful and not a washed up has-been, because then everybody would like you and not hate you.
I think Beyonce’s female fans, want to eff her. They are secret lesbians themselves. Thats just waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much energy on someone you don’t know. They act like they are getting paid to defend her. Beyonce don’t care bout YOU, she cares about taking your money and singing songs with absolutely no substance whatsoever.
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So what’s Sandra’s excuse?
intensemocha Says:
I’VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY SHAQ, KOBE, OR JORDAN SHOULD TAKE A BREAK, HELL TIGER EVEN MOFOS WANT HIS AZZ TO COME BACK AND PLAY GOLF
BUT AGAIN, I’M NOT HERE TO SCHOOL CLUCK CLUCKS, YALL SEE A BLACK WOMAN DOMINATING HER PROFESSION AND YALL SAY TAKE A BREAK-YALL BIATCHES ARE SO FUGGIN LAME
I DON’T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO ENTERTAIN YALL ARSES FOR REAL ON TO THE NEXT POST
DO YOU BEY-FUG THESE HEFFAS WHO MINDLESSLY BUMPIN THEIR GUMS TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE-DUH
RATHER SHE TAKES A BREAK OR NOT IS NOT UP TO ME AND I COULD CARE LESS-FAR AS I’M CONCERNED BEYONCE COULD POSSIBLY BE A MEAN, CRUEL PERSON BUT I DON’T KNOW HER LIKE THAT AND NEITHER DO YALL
I ENJOY HER WORK-POINT BLANK PLAIN AND SIMPLE-YOU MOFOS KEEP TRYING TO LABEL HER CHARACTER AND SAY WHAT SHE THINKS AND HOW SHE FEELS AND DISSECT HER MARRIAGE AS IF YOU HAVE THE INSIDE STORY-LET HER LIVE HER LIFE! DAYUMMM! AT THE END OF THE DAY I AINT CHECKIN FOR NARNE BIATCH LIKE THAT
I LISTEN TO HER MUSIC, WATCH HER VIDES AND THAT’S AS FAR AS THAT SHIAT GOES-ONLY PURCHASED HER FIRST SOLO CD-LOL
STAN THAT BIATCHES
Maybe Beyonce doesnt want to take a break because she loves what she does?
who is chelsea? what does she do?
Yall biatches are crazy. I don’t normally use that term but damn. You mad because she called Bey a Biatch but then call the ppl that don’t worship a false idol biatch.I love Bey but like I said before what she eats don’t me shiat but I think some of yall got diarrhea. It’s one thing to like/love someone but do yougo this hard for your loved ones. And if Solange does tweet in retaliation, at least she’s her sister these stalkers are just that stalkers. Oh yeah, typing in caps does not make your point clearer it just points out your craziness.(just a suggestion). That is all (c) Daisy.
stupid ass stans got me
I REALLY need to know if Bey stans have shrines of her? THey go hard for their queen.
Oh…and was LisaRaye pronouncing ur name correctly???? Is it Sooooooondra Rose? I was sayin’ Saaaaandra…
chelsea lately is a pretty good show most days. she picks on everybody and doesn’t hold back. i also like guy (the gay man in the video) cause he stans out for several celebs and it’s always funny.
i usually watch her nightly! can’t believe i missed that she is hilarious and dont care who she talk about white or black. true comedian!!! but seriously “Bey” needs to take a break
And, who really takes Chelsea seriously?! *pops gum* and *rolls eyes* I sure don’t. NEXT!
HI EVERYONE
!! I hate when comedians laugh at their own jokes.. WEIRD.. i know..but I do..
I love how Chelsea talks about people, but her facial expression stays the same..BUT what she says be funny as hell
LOL!
Love Chelsea’s show she is hilarious!
LMAO! I love Chelsea In the words of Rodney King: Can we all just get along. Learn how to take a freakin joke.
forget beyonce and chelsea. what i want to know is when is Sandra gonna re-evaluate some of these strays she let in?
seriously. who the fck left the gate open?
and before u try and pull my card don’t. i’m not new. just re-incarnated …