SHOCKER: Rihanna in Drunken Stupor at Miami Nightclub

They say pop singer Rihanna was so drunk after a night of club hopping in Miami Beach that she had to be propped up and half carried to a waiting car after her last stop!

Witnesses say Rihanna was paid a substantial fee ($20,000) to make a 30-minute appearance at Mansion nightclub on S. Beach last night. “All she had to do was show her face for 30 minutes, but she couldn’t do that,” said a spy.

Rihanna showed up an hour late and was led into the club through a back alley. But once inside the club, she told friends she didn’t feel well and she was led right back out the same door. “She didn’t look so hawt,” said the spy who added that RiRi’s supposed boyfriend Matt Kemp was nowhere to be seen. “She could hardly keep her eyes open,” said the spy.

Poor baby.

Updated:

Hours later, Rihanna was still drinking, under heavy security, out by the pool at the Fountainebleu hotel on Miami Beach today.

Photos: Splash News Online

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115 Responses to “SHOCKER: Rihanna in Drunken Stupor at Miami Nightclub”

  1. 1
    ggouch says:

    The real SHOCKER is that you actually posted something unfavorable with out the list of excuses about RIRI!! Does this mean the cruch is dwindling down


  2. 2
    mirsmommy says:

    Was her hair drunk, too???? :shrugs: Rhi Rhi, I hate that hair on you.


  3. 3
    ggouch says:

    CRUSH…sorry


  4. 4
    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyyy ggouch *waving*


  5. 5
    ATL_Reese says:

    Who cares????? :rofl:


  6. 6

    She looks like she has a serious case of bedhead…That hair is horrible!!!!


  7. 7
    chase says:

    I’m not feeling the hair either….poor thing hope she feels better soon


  8. 8
    Ebony says:

    :wtf: is going on with RiRi hair. It looks like a bird nest


  9. 9

    Oh and “poor baby?” why should we feel sorry for an alchy that drinks too much?? #imjustsaying


  10. 10
    yerkesbabe says:

    :newbie: Wow.. I’m so excited to finally be part of the Sandrarose community (it’s been a long time coming). I don’t even know what to type! LOL


  11. 11
    Chupilives says:

    9renegadesince1985 Says:

    Oh and “poor baby?” why should we feel sorry for an alchy that drinks too much?? #imjustsaying
    ————————-

    :cosign: You know if this was any other celeb Sandra would be tearing her apart, but since it’s her beloved Rhi Rhi, she gets a pass. NEXT!!


  12. 12
    iscream says:

    She looks tore up from the floor up.

    If she is 21 then :shrug: good for her. She better get it together though because they will black list that azz in a minute.

    I heard she wasn’t drunk and that animal on her head actually died. She was mourning the death. Eyes were shut from all the crying. The funeral service is scheduled for next week. You can check back here for the full details… :coffee:


  13. 13
    Ebony says:

    :rofl: @ iscream


  14. 14
    ggouch says:

    Hey Mirsmommy!!! WAVING!!! What it do boo?

    Go Saints!!! that’s for my e-baby CIVIL!


  15. 15
    VIBABY says:

    :rofl: @ Isc..YOU are dead wrong!!

    I wish I would show up drunk and miss out on $20,000 for 30 damn minutes……freakin lush with her Wolverine hair.


  16. 16
    ggouch says:

    renegadesince1985 Says:
    why should we feel sorry for an alchy that drinks too much?? #imjustsaying
    _____________________________________________________
    RENEGADE!! :rofl:


  17. 17
    ggouch says:

    I heard she wasn’t drunk and that animal on her head actually died. She was mourning the death. Eyes were shut from all the crying. The funeral service is scheduled for next week. You can check back here for the full ________________________________________________________
    :rofl: ISCREAM!!! thank you for ending my day with laughter!! and your beautiful straight forwardness!!! LOVING IT!!


  18. 18
    ggouch says:

    Wolverine hair!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


  19. 19
    ggouch says:

    Actually, isn’t that American Idols last year’s winner Adam’s hair style…she’s bitting?


  20. 20
    mirsmommy says:

    :lol: Yall are crazy. :lol:

    That hair looks like a dust mop gone wrong.


  21. 21
    kdillon says:

    Rihanna’s body is beautiful!!!


  22. 22
    Lexus says:

    @ iscream: dead :rofl:


  23. 23
    Lexus says:

    Now that I look at it. The Camel hair on my gravatar looks better than hers. :rofl:


  24. 24
    mirsmommy says:

    Lexus Says:

    Now that I look at it. The Camel hair on my gravatar looks better than hers.
    ___________________________________________________

    :rofl: When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream???? :lol:


  25. 25
    SangriaSugar says:

    :rofl: @ iscream you so wrong for that

    What is up with her hair?!?


  26. 26
    Krysi J says:

    aw well? :rolleyes:

    SANDRA!!! PLEASE GIVE US ANOTHER POST!


  27. 27
    SangriaSugar says:

    I bet her face looked evil in the morning!! I mean if she had to be carried out, she might not have washed off all that black eye makeup & its thick!!


  28. 28
    Mother Jefferson says:

    Faded already? Pace yourself Rih, the weekend is just starting! :koolaid3:


  29. 29
    Krysi J says:

    When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream????
    ——————————————————

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHA!

    new code BAG!!

    BAG – BUSTING A GUT!! You really got me BAGGING OUT LOUD WITH THAT… :rofl:

    and ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSCREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM :rofl: everything you said is UNDER ARREST!


  30. 30
    Lexus says:

    @mirsmommy: When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream?
    ~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: The pic is funny as hale enlarged. You got to see the teeth on this t-h-i-n-g. Reminds me of Camel-Z. :lol:


  31. 31
    gypsyeyes says:

    Krysi J- where did you come up with that? I likey tho. Iscream-Korna>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now


  32. 32
    Taboo01 says:

    I’ve sewn my lips shut!20 grand to be seen…(scratches head to think about all the student loans I could pay off) where do I sign up at?


  33. 33
    Lexus says:

    @Sandra update:
    How do you know that’s not chilled apple cider :coffee:


  34. 34
    Adair says:

    Is that Seal?!


  35. 35
    gypsyeyes says:

    Yeah, that’s chilled apple cider and I’m Matthew Knowles’ daughter…..brb going to check my birth certificate.


  36. 36
    mirsmommy says:

    Krysi J Says:

    When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream????
    ——————————————————

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHA!

    new code BAG!!

    BAG – BUSTING A GUT!! You really got me BAGGING OUT LOUD WITH THAT…
    ______________________________________________________

    :rofl: I’m gon have to use that. :rofl:


  37. 37
    gypsyeyes says:

    Hey mirsmommy!!!


  38. 38
    mirsmommy says:

    Lexus Says:

    @mirsmommy: When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream?
    ~~~~~~~~~
    The pic is funny as hale enlarged. You got to see the teeth on this t-h-i-n-g. Reminds me of Camel-Z.
    ________________________________________________________

    :lol: I can only imagine what the pic looks like enlarged. Prolly looks just like the pics of Camel-Z (c) Lexus (u know I gotta use that now) where he’s smiling directly into the camera, gums and all. :lol:


  39. 39
    Krysi J says:

    Krysi J- where did you come up with that? I likey tho. Iscream-Korna>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now

    ——————————————————

    Lexus had me laughing so hard….I had to make it up!


  40. 40
    mirsmommy says:

    gypsyeyes Says:

    Hey mirsmommy!!!
    ___________________________________________________

    Heyyyyyy gyps!!! How you been??? :lol:


  41. 41
    Lexus says:

    @gypsyeyes Says:

    Yeah, that’s chilled apple cider and I’m Matthew Knowles’ daughter…..brb going to check my birth certificate.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Girl I know, just messing with Sandra.


  42. 42
    Krysi J says:

    Mirs….she kilt it, especially with that DAMN GRAVATAR..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


  43. 43
    mirsmommy says:

    Krysi J Says:

    Mirs….she kilt it, especially with that DAMN GRAVATAR..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    _______________________________________

    Yes, I saw that, and couldn’t stop laughin!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:


  44. 44
    mirsmommy says:

    Why is Rhi Rhi lookin like the damn Road Runner in that updated pic???? :shrugs:


  45. 45
    gypsyeyes says:

    @Lexus- Sorry I was tryna get in touch with the Knowles’ camp because “HE IS THE FATHER”.
    I wonder if I could get put on like Solo and Kelly.


  46. 46
    WalkingKontradiction says:

    Umm yea I agree with the poster who said the SHOCKER is that Sandra actually posted something negative about Rhi-Rhi…as long as I’ve lurked and it’s been a while, that has NEVER happened :shrug:


  47. 47
    mirsmommy says:

    gypsyeyes Says:

    @Lexus- Sorry I was tryna get in touch with the Knowles’ camp because “HE IS THE FATHER”.
    I wonder if I could get put on like Solo and Kelly.
    ________________________________________________________

    :lol: Gyps, if you ain’t Bey-Nappy, you better off just downloading some iTunes, hookin up the iPod to some big a** speakers at a club, and call it DJing. That’s what So Long does. :lol:


  48. 48
    gypsyeyes says:

    I was just looking at my profile picture and it looks like my baby is really telling me off. This was right before hair washing day.


  49. 49
    Lexus says:

    @gypsyeyes: I wonder if I could get put on like Solo and Kelly.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You and me both. Huh ;)

    @Krisi & mirsmommy

    The camel even got Camel-Z’s nose, teet and his stance. :lol:


  50. 50
    Lexus says:

    @Adair Says: Is that Seal?!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    No, that’s P-Dooky’s fudge packer. :gay: Forgot his name though. :shrugs:


  51. 51
    Lolo says:

    this broad is doing too much and not enough. Just sloppy. 30 mins for 20grand?? All these celebs need someone in their entourage to give them a good hard Slap when they start acting up.


  52. 52
    mirsmommy says:

    Lexus Says:

    @gypsyeyes: I wonder if I could get put on like Solo and Kelly.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You and me both. Huh

    @Krisi & mirsmommy

    The camel even got Camel-Z’s nose, teet and his stance.
    ________________________________________________________

    :rofl: Yes, it sure does.


  53. 53
    Daisy says:

    Aren’t her and CB both in MIA for the weekend :coffee:


  54. 54
    SangriaSugar says:

    @ mirsmommy

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


  55. 55
    iscream says:

    :hug: you all have a great weekend.

    To all my people effected by the snow. Spring is in about 8 more weeks… WE CAN DO IT :cheer1:


  56. 56
    His_Mommy623 says:

    Hello all…
    :newbie:
    and I dnt care for Rihanna..


  57. 57

    Oohh yah she looks tipsied up.

    Her hair has been looking pretty fierce lately, the color and the cut. Not so much in this pic, though.

    And yes, I’m a RiRiStan :ashamed:


  58. 58
    KaraZ says:

    She better get a handle on her drinking before she replaces Raven Symone as the newest lush in young hollywood.


  59. 59
    WalkingKontradiction says:

    @KaraZ Says:

    She better get a handle on her drinking before she replaces Raven Symone as the newest lush in young hollywood.

    :surprised: Raven Symone is a lush?????


  60. 60
    Lady_L says:

    oh if this was Bey, Sandra’s story would have been sooooooooo different.. what a Freaking role model she is!


  61. 61
    jazi65 says:

    yerkesbabe Says:

    :newbie: Wow.. I’m so excited to finally be part of the Sandrarose community (it’s been a long time coming). I don’t even know what to type! LOL
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    :welcome:

    I know she’s young and having fun but you gotta know your limit.


  62. 62

    I’m gonna need her to pull it together…for real! I bet she will say something about being sick because I hope she isn’t dumb enough to get knocked up by someone who isn’t claiming her in public. :-|


  63. 63
    WalkingKontradiction says:

    :offtopic: Do y’all see Kobe as me Gravi??? GO LAKERS!!! Sorry Superbowl is Sunday so let me adjust…*ahem*(clears throat) GEAUX SAINTS!!!!!


  64. 64
    H-Townmama says:

    Im so gonna have sore abs in the morning like I did a real workout laughing at the camel bleaching fur creme!!!!
    :rofl: :rofl:
    Whatever Rih is looking for to make her happy….she wont find in the bottom of bottles or hanging between men’s legs.


  65. 65
    H-Townmama says:

    @ WalikingKon
    I see it…
    GEAUX SAINTS :cheer1: My MIL has already gone home to New Orleans to party!!!!


  66. 66
    WalkingKontradiction says:

    @H-Town:

    YAY!! THANKS!! AND WOOHOO for thos SAINTS!!! Can’t wait! :party:


  67. 67
    Anna says:

    :offtopic: watching Supernanny, why is this mom talking to her daughter the way she is, it’s not the first time this child has showed out. The mom said, “you don’t talk to mommy like that”, in a soft school teacher voice. White ppl kill me, they don’t raise their kids nor disapline them and the rest of the family are surpised when little Joey killed his parents over a cell phone bill or for being on punishment for the first time at age 16. :lol;


  68. 68

    Anybody watching SOS: Help for Haiti?


  69. 69

    @Anna

    Yep…that’s how they do…all my mom had to do was look at me hard…I knew to shape up real quick!


  70. 70
    Anna says:

    renegadesince1985 Says:

    @Anna

    Yep…that’s how they do…all my mom had to do was look at me hard…I knew to shape up real quick!
    ~~~~
    I am watchng S O S. this couple on supernanny does have their hands full, triples about 3 or 4 and a 5 yr. old.. They should pretend they have a cough and knock them the hell out with some tylenol . :lol:


  71. 71
    Al-Ameera says:

    Sandra, I know you are not really shocked….are you?


  72. 72

    :wtf: is wrong with Pete Wentz? Is he high????


  73. 73
    wtf says:

    Oh and “poor baby?” why should we feel sorry for an alchy that drinks too much?? #imjustsaying

    ==================
    AGREED..INSTEAD OF FEELING SORRY FOR HER ENCOURAGE HER TO GET HELP..THIS GIRL ALWAYS HAS A DRINK IN HER HAND..SMH..AND WHY IS SHE ALWAYS WITH LA RIED?? I UNDERSTAND HE IS HER BOSS BUT GEEZ..#TOOMUCH!!


  74. 74
    wtf says:

    is wrong with Pete Wentz? Is he high????

    ==========
    HA HA DUDE IS NERVOUS OR TIPSY…


  75. 75
    Anna says:

    I don’t care what anyone says. Pete is :gay: He wears more makeup than Ashley. :lol:


  76. 76
    electrik says:

    eh i’m not surprised. ever since she talked about how she sometimes drinks before recording or performing, i kind of assumed she was an avid drinker. at the end of the day, we see the glitz and glamour but something tells me she isn’t happy. she is definitely dealing with some issues


  77. 77

    Anna Says:

    I don’t care what anyone says. Pete is :gay: He wears more makeup than Ashley.

    Yep…and more hair product too :lol:


  78. 78
    Mahogany03 says:

    Busta’s song is nice :yes:


  79. 79

    Oooohhhhh…my husband Damian Marley is on!!!!


  80. 80
    Mahogany03 says:

    Venus looked HAWT!!!

    WOW @ Damien’s dreads. How does he sleep with all that hair?!


  81. 81

    @Mahogany

    He probably gets it wrapped before sleeping…My auntie’s dreads are taller than her and that’s what she does.


  82. 82
    Daisy says:

    Let me know how CB does/did please n thank u. I am on the way back to the A (riding/not driving) so I am missing it.


  83. 83
    Sandra Rose says:

    wtf Says:

    ..AND WHY IS SHE ALWAYS WITH LA RIED??

    **********************************************

    Is that LA Reid in the pic with her at poolside?


  84. 84

    There’s CB!!!

    In Missy’s absence….he stay “Steezin on these Heathens” :yes:


  85. 85
    Mahogany03 says:

    @ Daisy

    CB’s performance is great :clap: The audience is cheering and everything!!!

    It’s about time somebody let that boy perform!!!


  86. 86
    Daisy says:

    @Mah Thanks for the update I am glad it went well for him. I do believe that’s his 1st televised performance since Chriannagate. I figured he wld perform Crawl.


  87. 87
    wtf says:

    Is that LA Reid in the pic with her at poolside?

    ————

    yep, that is him..can spot him a mile away…

    ———–
    CB’s performance is great The audience is cheering and everything!!!

    It’s about time somebody let that boy perform!!!

    >>> he did damn good…everyone and they mama was going crazy..welcome back cb!!


  88. 88
    pointhimout says:

    that is by far the best i’ve seen her look. and she was drunk? wow.


  89. 89
    Daisy says:

    @point stop playing lol Rihanna stays fly its ok 2 admit it :yes: :lol:

    So glad I am not driving 5 lanes closed on 85 due to an accident


  90. 90
    missy says:

    renegadesince1985 Says:

    There’s CB!!!

    In Missy’s absence….he stay “Steezin on these Heathens” :yes:
    ____________________________________-

    :hug: Thanks rene for remembering to “steeze on these heathens” for me but I’m mad I missed his performance..I watched the beginning but i didn’t finish it.. :(

    And he sung crawl ..(in my snookie voice) waaaaahhhhhhhh…

    Now i’ll crawl back outside this post….See y’all soon

    *waves* au revoir


  91. 91
    H-Townmama says:

    :happybirthday: Missy

    :partyhat:


  92. 92
    missy says:

    *sneaks back in*

    @H-town -Thank you.. :hug: and nice hair in your gravi…. :yes:

    @Quitta-thanks for my b-day wishes and I will “steez on the heathens”.. (i read the other post from yesterday)

    @Daisy-CB’S “invented head” is now on the tube (if you wanna hear it)


  93. 93
    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyy Missy,

    :happybirthday:

    Where da :party: at??????

    Make sure you have a drink for me!!! :koolaid:


  94. 94
    Karamelkisses76 says:

    Happy Birthday Miss Missy!!!

    Am I the only one who thought L.A. (and not Puff) was the main character in the book Bling?


  95. 95
    gypsyeyes says:

    Waddup PM CLIQUE????


  96. 96
    H-Townmama says:

    @Gypsy
    Who is the cutie?


  97. 97
    Karamelkisses76 says:

    Hey Gyps!! I missed most of SOS. Looking on Youtube….


  98. 98
    H-Townmama says:

    :Goodnite:

    PM Fam.
    Missy if you pop back in have fun and be safe!


  99. 99
    H-Townmama says:

    :nite:


  100. 100
    gypsyeyes says:

    That is my 2 year old Avery on hair washing day.


  101. 101
    gypsyeyes says:

    Hey Karamel


  102. 102
    Karamelkisses76 says:

    Hey Gyps! I think I have about 30 minutes left in me so I shall move on to SR next post….


  103. 103
    missy says:

    @mirs-Thank you :hug: … and i’ll take a sip for you

    The party is at my house…..

    @Karamel-Thanks so much :hug:


  104. 104
    Karamelkisses76 says:

    Missy Miss what are youur plans?….. Me. I love lsying near the ocean…..


  105. 105
    aprilshelley says:

    wow rhianna


  106. 106
    Mahogany03 says:

    I just youtubed “Invented Head”…….Chris went from a 9.3 to a 20 with that song :hump:


  107. 107
    Kimi says:

    Rhi is 21 years old. Don’t act like ya’ll didn’t like to drink and party when you were her age :rolleyes:


  108. 108
    Bird says:

    This is shocking? When I was still club hopping each and every weekend in my early 20s I got slizzard from time to time too. The only difference is that I never called in sick for my 20k PER YEAR gig as a result. But then my gig was in a law firm, not at the club.


  109. 109
    Bird says:

    Oh and oncetagain her make up is slamming.


  110. 110
    wtf says:

    sandra, i had a look at some frontal pics of the dude and its not La ried..whoever he is, he sure is comfortable and having a relaxing moment..heard riri asked the the hotel to block the paps taking pics..thats all


  111. 111
    Sandra Rose says:

    @ wtf:
    I was thinking about going to Miami last night but the Fountainebleu (where Rihanna, J-Lo and others are staying) is refusing to take reservations, claiming the hotel is booked up. But a friend of mine who is staying there says the hotel is not full and they had cancellations.


  112. 112
    Bird says:

    Sandra I don’t know how your friend would know the status of a hotel’s bookings (did she go door to door?), but I would think that it would be impossible to get a room anywhere in Miami this close to the superbowl. Why don’t you camp out in your buddy’s room?


  113. 113
    Quitta says:

    Looks like good times to me. At least she wasn’t driving. :shrugs: Have a drink for me too Riri dammit.


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