SHOCKER: Rihanna in Drunken Stupor at Miami Nightclub

They say pop singer Rihanna was so drunk after a night of club hopping in Miami Beach that she had to be propped up and half carried to a waiting car after her last stop!
Witnesses say Rihanna was paid a substantial fee ($20,000) to make a 30-minute appearance at Mansion nightclub on S. Beach last night. “All she had to do was show her face for 30 minutes, but she couldn’t do that,” said a spy.

Rihanna showed up an hour late and was led into the club through a back alley. But once inside the club, she told friends she didn’t feel well and she was led right back out the same door. “She didn’t look so hawt,” said the spy who added that RiRi’s supposed boyfriend Matt Kemp was nowhere to be seen. “She could hardly keep her eyes open,” said the spy.
Poor baby.
Updated:

Hours later, Rihanna was still drinking, under heavy security, out by the pool at the Fountainebleu hotel on Miami Beach today.
Photos: Splash News Online
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The real SHOCKER is that you actually posted something unfavorable with out the list of excuses about RIRI!! Does this mean the cruch is dwindling down
Was her hair drunk, too????
Rhi Rhi, I hate that hair on you.
CRUSH…sorry
Heyyyyy ggouch *waving*
Who cares?????
She looks like she has a serious case of bedhead…That hair is horrible!!!!
I’m not feeling the hair either….poor thing hope she feels better soon
Oh and “poor baby?” why should we feel sorry for an alchy that drinks too much?? #imjustsaying
9renegadesince1985 Says:
Oh and “poor baby?” why should we feel sorry for an alchy that drinks too much?? #imjustsaying
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She looks tore up from the floor up.
If she is 21 then
good for her. She better get it together though because they will black list that azz in a minute.
I heard she wasn’t drunk and that animal on her head actually died. She was mourning the death. Eyes were shut from all the crying. The funeral service is scheduled for next week. You can check back here for the full details…
Hey Mirsmommy!!! WAVING!!! What it do boo?
Go Saints!!! that’s for my e-baby CIVIL!
I wish I would show up drunk and miss out on $20,000 for 30 damn minutes……freakin lush with her Wolverine hair.
renegadesince1985 Says:
why should we feel sorry for an alchy that drinks too much?? #imjustsaying
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RENEGADE!!
I heard she wasn’t drunk and that animal on her head actually died. She was mourning the death. Eyes were shut from all the crying. The funeral service is scheduled for next week. You can check back here for the full ________________________________________________________
ISCREAM!!! thank you for ending my day with laughter!! and your beautiful straight forwardness!!! LOVING IT!!
Wolverine hair!!!
Actually, isn’t that American Idols last year’s winner Adam’s hair style…she’s bitting?
That hair looks like a dust mop gone wrong.
Rihanna’s body is beautiful!!!
@ iscream: dead
Now that I look at it. The Camel hair on my gravatar looks better than hers.
Lexus Says:
Now that I look at it. The Camel hair on my gravatar looks better than hers.
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What is up with her hair?!?
aw well?
SANDRA!!! PLEASE GIVE US ANOTHER POST!
I bet her face looked evil in the morning!! I mean if she had to be carried out, she might not have washed off all that black eye makeup & its thick!!
Faded already? Pace yourself Rih, the weekend is just starting!
When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream????
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHA!
new code BAG!!
BAG – BUSTING A GUT!! You really got me BAGGING OUT LOUD WITH THAT…
and ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSCREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
everything you said is UNDER ARREST!
@mirsmommy: When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream?
The pic is funny as hale enlarged. You got to see the teeth on this t-h-i-n-g. Reminds me of Camel-Z.
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Krysi J- where did you come up with that? I likey tho. Iscream-Korna>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now
I’ve sewn my lips shut!20 grand to be seen…(scratches head to think about all the student loans I could pay off) where do I sign up at?
@Sandra update:
How do you know that’s not chilled apple cider
Is that Seal?!
Yeah, that’s chilled apple cider and I’m Matthew Knowles’ daughter…..brb going to check my birth certificate.
Krysi J Says:
When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream????
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHA!
new code BAG!!
BAG – BUSTING A GUT!! You really got me BAGGING OUT LOUD WITH THAT…
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Hey mirsmommy!!!
Lexus Says:
@mirsmommy: When did Jay-Z begin using fur bleaching cream?
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The pic is funny as hale enlarged. You got to see the teeth on this t-h-i-n-g. Reminds me of Camel-Z.
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Krysi J- where did you come up with that? I likey tho. Iscream-Korna>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now
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Lexus had me laughing so hard….I had to make it up!
gypsyeyes Says:
Hey mirsmommy!!!
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Heyyyyyy gyps!!! How you been???
@gypsyeyes Says:
Yeah, that’s chilled apple cider and I’m Matthew Knowles’ daughter…..brb going to check my birth certificate.
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Girl I know, just messing with Sandra.
Mirs….she kilt it, especially with that DAMN GRAVATAR..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Krysi J Says:
Mirs….she kilt it, especially with that DAMN GRAVATAR..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Yes, I saw that, and couldn’t stop laughin!!!!!!!!!!
Why is Rhi Rhi lookin like the damn Road Runner in that updated pic????
@Lexus- Sorry I was tryna get in touch with the Knowles’ camp because “HE IS THE FATHER”.
I wonder if I could get put on like Solo and Kelly.
Umm yea I agree with the poster who said the SHOCKER is that Sandra actually posted something negative about Rhi-Rhi…as long as I’ve lurked and it’s been a while, that has NEVER happened
gypsyeyes Says:
@Lexus- Sorry I was tryna get in touch with the Knowles’ camp because “HE IS THE FATHER”.
I wonder if I could get put on like Solo and Kelly.
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I was just looking at my profile picture and it looks like my baby is really telling me off. This was right before hair washing day.
@gypsyeyes: I wonder if I could get put on like Solo and Kelly.
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You and me both. Huh
@Krisi & mirsmommy
The camel even got Camel-Z’s nose, teet and his stance.
@Adair Says: Is that Seal?!
Forgot his name though.
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No, that’s P-Dooky’s fudge packer.
this broad is doing too much and not enough. Just sloppy. 30 mins for 20grand?? All these celebs need someone in their entourage to give them a good hard Slap when they start acting up.
Lexus Says:
@gypsyeyes: I wonder if I could get put on like Solo and Kelly.
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You and me both. Huh
@Krisi & mirsmommy
The camel even got Camel-Z’s nose, teet and his stance.
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Aren’t her and CB both in MIA for the weekend
@ mirsmommy
To all my people effected by the snow. Spring is in about 8 more weeks… WE CAN DO IT
Hello all…

and I dnt care for Rihanna..
Oohh yah she looks tipsied up.
Her hair has been looking pretty fierce lately, the color and the cut. Not so much in this pic, though.
And yes, I’m a RiRiStan
She better get a handle on her drinking before she replaces Raven Symone as the newest lush in young hollywood.
@KaraZ Says:
She better get a handle on her drinking before she replaces Raven Symone as the newest lush in young hollywood.
oh if this was Bey, Sandra’s story would have been sooooooooo different.. what a Freaking role model she is!
yerkesbabe Says:
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I know she’s young and having fun but you gotta know your limit.
I’m gonna need her to pull it together…for real! I bet she will say something about being sick because I hope she isn’t dumb enough to get knocked up by someone who isn’t claiming her in public.
Im so gonna have sore abs in the morning like I did a real workout laughing at the camel bleaching fur creme!!!!

Whatever Rih is looking for to make her happy….she wont find in the bottom of bottles or hanging between men’s legs.
@ WalikingKon
My MIL has already gone home to New Orleans to party!!!!
I see it…
GEAUX SAINTS
@H-Town:
YAY!! THANKS!! AND WOOHOO for thos SAINTS!!! Can’t wait!
Anybody watching SOS: Help for Haiti?
@Anna
Yep…that’s how they do…all my mom had to do was look at me hard…I knew to shape up real quick!
renegadesince1985 Says:
@Anna
Yep…that’s how they do…all my mom had to do was look at me hard…I knew to shape up real quick!
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I am watchng S O S. this couple on supernanny does have their hands full, triples about 3 or 4 and a 5 yr. old.. They should pretend they have a cough and knock them the hell out with some tylenol .
Sandra, I know you are not really shocked….are you?
Oh and “poor baby?” why should we feel sorry for an alchy that drinks too much?? #imjustsaying
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AGREED..INSTEAD OF FEELING SORRY FOR HER ENCOURAGE HER TO GET HELP..THIS GIRL ALWAYS HAS A DRINK IN HER HAND..SMH..AND WHY IS SHE ALWAYS WITH LA RIED?? I UNDERSTAND HE IS HER BOSS BUT GEEZ..#TOOMUCH!!
is wrong with Pete Wentz? Is he high????
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HA HA DUDE IS NERVOUS OR TIPSY…
I don’t care what anyone says. Pete is
He wears more makeup than Ashley.
eh i’m not surprised. ever since she talked about how she sometimes drinks before recording or performing, i kind of assumed she was an avid drinker. at the end of the day, we see the glitz and glamour but something tells me she isn’t happy. she is definitely dealing with some issues
Anna Says:
I don’t care what anyone says. Pete is
He wears more makeup than Ashley.
Yep…and more hair product too
Busta’s song is nice
Oooohhhhh…my husband Damian Marley is on!!!!
Venus looked HAWT!!!
WOW @ Damien’s dreads. How does he sleep with all that hair?!
@Mahogany
He probably gets it wrapped before sleeping…My auntie’s dreads are taller than her and that’s what she does.
Let me know how CB does/did please n thank u. I am on the way back to the A (riding/not driving) so I am missing it.
wtf Says:
..AND WHY IS SHE ALWAYS WITH LA RIED??
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Is that LA Reid in the pic with her at poolside?
There’s CB!!!
In Missy’s absence….he stay “Steezin on these Heathens”
@ Daisy
CB’s performance is great
The audience is cheering and everything!!!
It’s about time somebody let that boy perform!!!
@Mah Thanks for the update I am glad it went well for him. I do believe that’s his 1st televised performance since Chriannagate. I figured he wld perform Crawl.
Is that LA Reid in the pic with her at poolside?
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yep, that is him..can spot him a mile away…
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CB’s performance is great The audience is cheering and everything!!!
It’s about time somebody let that boy perform!!!
>>> he did damn good…everyone and they mama was going crazy..welcome back cb!!
that is by far the best i’ve seen her look. and she was drunk? wow.
@point stop playing lol Rihanna stays fly its ok 2 admit it
So glad I am not driving 5 lanes closed on 85 due to an accident
renegadesince1985 Says:
There’s CB!!!
In Missy’s absence….he stay “Steezin on these Heathens”
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And he sung crawl ..(in my snookie voice) waaaaahhhhhhhh…
Now i’ll crawl back outside this post….See y’all soon
*waves* au revoir
*sneaks back in*
@H-town -Thank you..
and nice hair in your gravi….
@Quitta-thanks for my b-day wishes and I will “steez on the heathens”.. (i read the other post from yesterday)
@Daisy-CB’S “invented head” is now on the tube (if you wanna hear it)
Heyyyy Missy,
Where da
at??????
Make sure you have a drink for me!!!
Happy Birthday Miss Missy!!!
Am I the only one who thought L.A. (and not Puff) was the main character in the book Bling?
Waddup PM CLIQUE????
@Gypsy
Who is the cutie?
Hey Gyps!! I missed most of SOS. Looking on Youtube….
:Goodnite:
PM Fam.
Missy if you pop back in have fun and be safe!
That is my 2 year old Avery on hair washing day.
Hey Karamel
Hey Gyps! I think I have about 30 minutes left in me so I shall move on to SR next post….
@mirs-Thank you
… and i’ll take a sip for you
The party is at my house…..
@Karamel-Thanks so much
Missy Miss what are youur plans?….. Me. I love lsying near the ocean…..
wow rhianna
I just youtubed “Invented Head”…….Chris went from a 9.3 to a 20 with that song
Rhi is 21 years old. Don’t act like ya’ll didn’t like to drink and party when you were her age
This is shocking? When I was still club hopping each and every weekend in my early 20s I got slizzard from time to time too. The only difference is that I never called in sick for my 20k PER YEAR gig as a result. But then my gig was in a law firm, not at the club.
Oh and oncetagain her make up is slamming.
sandra, i had a look at some frontal pics of the dude and its not La ried..whoever he is, he sure is comfortable and having a relaxing moment..heard riri asked the the hotel to block the paps taking pics..thats all
@ wtf:
I was thinking about going to Miami last night but the Fountainebleu (where Rihanna, J-Lo and others are staying) is refusing to take reservations, claiming the hotel is booked up. But a friend of mine who is staying there says the hotel is not full and they had cancellations.
Sandra I don’t know how your friend would know the status of a hotel’s bookings (did she go door to door?), but I would think that it would be impossible to get a room anywhere in Miami this close to the superbowl. Why don’t you camp out in your buddy’s room?
Looks like good times to me. At least she wasn’t driving.
Have a drink for me too Riri dammit.