Morning Wood: Fidel Taylor

Sandra Rose March 12, 2010

Edited: to correct email and gym name

Fidel “Da Muscle” Taylor bills himself as “Atlanta’s #1 personal trainer” — and who’s going to challenge him on that? Mr. Taylor hones his muscles of steel at the Revolutions Fitness located in Lawrenceville, GA. You can hit Fidel up on Twitter or Facebook. Or if you need a personal trainer to sweep you off your feet, I mean, work your body right, you can email him at fidelismytrainer@yahoo.com. Don’t forget to tell him Sandra Rose sent ya!

MORE after the break!

If you’re a single male living in the Atlanta area (or surrounding suburbs) and would like to be considered for my Morning Wood section, email your best, clear beef cake shots to sandra @ sandrarose.com (remove the spaces).

http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Uh, no ma’am
Cinderella

I’ll pass. I don’t like dread-heads.
Quitta

LOL @ Yvonne.

Umm, chop his head off (on his shoulders yall, LOL) and I’ll look at his body all day. I luvs muscles!!
Ms.kaylamomma

The last pic confirmed what I thought about male bodybuilders: the more muscles you have up top, the less “muscle” (read:penis) you have between your legs.

Good morning.
nika405

He’s too big, to be so little. I’ll pass also.
Bri

Those bikni briefs look empty….drop something?? :confused:
OutsidetheBox

He has a nice body. i’m sure somebody likes it.
Shauny

No Thanks
FloridaChick813

nika405 Says:

He’s too big, to be so little. I’ll pass also.
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My thoughts EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll def. pass on this one!
Quitta

Well in referenced to my comment #3 it ain’t sh*t to chop. Moving on
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

Morning Wood? (In my playful Nigerian accent) NO!
MsGaMama_706

I’ll take “Where’s the rest of ya d*ck for $500 Alex”

Ummmmm….just doesn’t do it for me

The pic for the top view looks ok but NO!!
Nhere

________ what ya’ll talking about. Baby look here, I’m going to fly you in. You go ahead and get the ticket I’ll reimburse you once you get here.
MsGaMama_706

*from the top view*
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

Nice body.
Anna

Why does he have a Naomi Campbell hair line?
BROWNSUGAPOET

IN THE WORDS OF BLAINE AND TWAN “HATED IT”
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

Well in referenced to my comment #3 it ain’t sh*t to chop. Moving on
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:lolol: Sure in the h3ll aint
LaTechGrad02

So these are pics from his OnlineBootyCall profile..:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

Who do we want Lance Gross when do we want him NOW

CHANTS …WHO DO I WANT LANCE AND WHEN DO I WANT HIM NOW…

I’ll pass..the body is too muscular for me….and well that is all I got

lol
Karamelkisses76

Morning all
mzloud

This morning wood gets a

#thatisall
Peachizz

Good Lawd!!!!! The V-Thing.. I love it!!!!
Quitta

Attention Attention!! Question to all ladies?

Does the size really matter to you even if the guy knows how to work with his small-average package? LOL
VAALLDAY

UUUMMM Negative!!!! He looks ashy…
http://twitter.com/ChaiLife Yadda Yadda

Morning wood huh?…. Yeah not so much
LilMissRed

LMAO HARD @ the comments.. HOWEVER.. I TOO SHALL PASS on this one..
Mz.Williams

Sorry sandra he does nothing for me. He gives of that “How You Doing” vibe.
Kat

:rollseyes: NEXT! —->
http://twitter.com/ChaiLife Yadda Yadda

@ Quitta: Yes it matters! Ewww I don’t care what he knows how to do with his lil package.
Princess Smarty-Pants

@24 yes.

G’morning everybody….
http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

hes gone get his feeling hurt when he read these comments.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

@anna,Latech and brownsuga – I agree with y’all

This dude looks like he likes to
“Lick,lick,lick,lick,lick,lick the lollipop and the wrapper” :SEOD:
BROWNSUGAPOET

KAWEEEEEETA!

yes ma’am it does matter because if it keeps poppin out cause it’s too small then he can’t work it! I’m sad to design I know from experience!
Kat

(oooops!) NEXT!! ——>
kimip84

@ 19
“So these are pics from his OnlineBootyCall profile”
kimip84

Good Morning happy friday everyone!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

Okay let me be nice…maybe he has a nice personality….and his hair is cute and he has a unique hairline…

That is all the nice words I can say…
FloridaChick813

Mz.Williams Says:

Sorry sandra he does nothing for me. He gives of that “How You Doing” vibe.
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That smile is very
FloridaChick813

@ Quitta Mae –

In my own opinion YES size matters!!!!!!!!!!! If he puts it in and can feel it, we have a problem!!!

@ BrownSuga Mama – dont you hate that?!?! Glad my man is WELL ENDOWED
http://myspace.com/foxybrown411 LADYWOODS

He’s aiight. No offense Sandra but you know there is a big huge world outside of Georgia.
kee2joy

He looks like his arms are too short and I don’t like that. I call that T-Rex Syndrome
FloridaChick813

**and I CANT feel it**
kee2joy

@ Quitta- No “Petite Packages” accepted
FloridaChick813

kee2joy Says:

He looks like his arms are too short and I don’t like that. I call that T-Rex Syndrome
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Look how big the top of his arms are, compared to the bottom!
Quitta

LOL @ Yadda

Brown – yes ma’am it does matter because if it keeps poppin out cause it’s too small then he can’t work it! I’m sad to design I know from experience!
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Swerk Ms. Brown!
Mz.Williams

@floridachick813. He’s Very suspect.
BROWNSUGAPOET

Aunt Flo me and my hubby laugh about that to this day because he knows the guy!
MsGaMama_706

Yes size matters….if u cant feel it i dont think motion in the ocean matter
FloridaChick813

missy Says:

Okay let me be nice…maybe he has a nice personality….and his hair is cute and he has a unique hairline…

That is all the nice words I can say…
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@ the cute hairline… I guess

FROM ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS…

..you’ll never find, blum blum blum blum, a hairline like mine..
Quitta

kee2joy Says:

He looks like his arms are too short and I don’t like that. I call that T-Rex Syndrome
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I used to crush Matthew Maconahay wit his T-rex arms. I’m over him now. LOL
FloridaChick813

LADYWOODS Says:

He’s aiight. No offense Sandra but you know there is a big huge world outside of Georgia.
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I agree, I just emailed her asking if she’s willing to accept others.. I have someone for yal!
BROWNSUGAPOET

WTH DID I TYPE! I WAS DENSING AN EMAIL ABOUT DESIGNIN SOMETHIN SO YA’LL FORGIVE ME!
Quitta

kee2joy Says: No “Petite Packages” accepted
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Hahaha I ain’t mad at you.
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Aunt Flo me and my hubby laugh about that to this day because he knows the guy!
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:lolol: Thats always the BEST part..

This one guy I used to kick it with tried to holla at my BFF recently.. I told her to go for it so we can both laugh at his a$$
Quitta

FloridaChick813 Says:

@ Quitta Mae –

In my own opinion YES size matters!!!!!!!!!!! If he puts it in and can feel it, we have a problem!!!
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I have no words Flo!!
Ms.kaylamomma

Quitta Says:

Attention Attention!! Question to all ladies?

Does the size really matter to you even if the guy knows how to work with his small-average package? LOL
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You know it matters!!
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

WTH DID I TYPE! I WAS DENSING AN EMAIL ABOUT DESIGNIN SOMETHIN SO YA’LL FORGIVE ME!
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I was like WTH??
winenroses

Don’t care if this guy’s muscles have muscles, I’ve always

had my doubts about men who wear their hair longer than

most women.
Quitta

MsGaMama_706 Says:

Yes size matters….if u cant feel it i dont think motion in the ocean matter
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Okay but what if he could make up for it when he Not good enough? :lolol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

@Flo-
FloridaChick813

@ MsKaylamomma –

Not sure if this is being too nosey… But….

Arent you married to an Asian?? do you mind telling me if its true what they say about them???
Soulstar81

Good morning everyone!

thanks regarding Mr. Taylor

@ Quitta Says:

Attention Attention!! Question to all ladies?
Does the size really matter to you even if the guy knows how to work with his small-average package? LOL

YES MA”AM!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET

OK YA’LL I GOT DRUGS IN MY SYSTEM, I MEANT I WAS SENDIN AN EMAIL ABOUT DESIGNIN SOMETHIN! LORTAB AINT NO JOKE! LOL
Quitta

Ms.kaylamomma Says: You know it matters!!
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<<<< Well some may settle if he’s good with other things. LMAO!!
Krysi J

….???

So………

your serious Sandra?
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

Okay but what if he could make up for it when he Not good enough?
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>> This smiley is hilarious!

Anyways…. I dont know about ya’ll or if this is TMI, but after he I usually want some good, hard P3nis!
Quitta

Soulstar81 Says: YES MA”AM!!!
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Damn I heard that through the screen. :lolol:
BROWNSUGAPOET

you and me both aunt flo!
Quitta

>> This smiley is hilarious!, I know isn’t it Flo LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

Why does that eek emoticon always have me rofl
BROWNSUGAPOET

hard and violent like you gotta teach me a lesson cause i been bad!
Krysi J

Hey BROWN, Florida,Quitta,Missy,MissK..Errbody!!!
Anna

winenroses Says:

Don’t care if this guy’s muscles have muscles, I’ve always

had my doubts about men who wear their hair longer than

most women.
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I don’t care for long hair on a guy but why is he like the white guys who are balding but will hold on to every strand instead of shaving his entire head?
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

OK YA’LL I GOT DRUGS IN MY SYSTEM, I MEANT I WAS SENDIN AN EMAIL ABOUT DESIGNIN SOMETHIN! LORTAB AINT NO JOKE! LOL
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I hate Lortab, them sh!ts are too big for me..

I take percocet for my back.. Even though it makes my face itch like crazy, atleast I know its working
lexdiamonz

boy stop
Quitta

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

hard and violent like you gotta teach me a lesson cause i been bad!
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Brown STOP IT!! You got me in tears LMAO!!!
Princess Smarty-Pants

Krysi…don’t start.
Quitta

Hey Krysi!!! *waves*
BROWNSUGAPOET

KRYSSSAAYYYYYY, MISSAAAAAYYYYY, KSKAAAYYYYY

Ya’ll I’m leavin in bout an hr cause this lortab is kickin my azz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

Why is it when I read AUNT FLO i think of the monthly cycle… #nooffense ..
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

hard and violent like you gotta teach me a lesson cause i been bad!
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Exactly!
FloridaChick813

Krysssiiiii J — Whats good heffa???

All this rain is killin me!
BROWNSUGAPOET

kaweeta have you had that hrd violent hold my hips down cause you poundin like you diggin for oil type s3x!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

*waves* Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy Krysi

*waves* Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy brown
Quitta

Flo – Anyways…. I dont know about ya’ll or if this is TMI, but after he I usually want some good, hard P3nis!
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Can the church say Amen!
Ms.kaylamomma

@Flo rida, well gosh, darn Flo. Just put my bizzness all the way out there. J/K. He is mixed with white. He is not a typical asian male in that department. I thought so too when I first met him but he proved me wrong.
FloridaChick813

missy Says:

Why is it when I read AUNT FLO i think of the monthly cycle… #nooffense ..
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Makes me think of that too

Speaking of, mines is late
Quitta

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

kaweeta have you had that hrd violent hold my hips down cause you poundin like you diggin for oil type s3x!
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Not lately I need that in my life. LMAO!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET

that knock the linin out s3x!
Quitta

FLo – Speaking of, mines is late
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Oh shiat
Lolo

Cinderella Says:

I’ll pass. I don’t like dread-heads.

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His face is not the business & he should remember to apply baby oil/cocoa butter at ALL times
Anna

Ms.kaylamomma Says:

@Flo rida, well gosh, darn Flo. Just put my bizzness all the way out there. J/K. He is mixed with white. He is not a typical asian male in that department. I thought so too when I first met him but he proved me wrong.
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You know are nosey behinds were waiting for the answer.
FloridaChick813

@ MsKaylamomma –

Awwwwwww, Im sowwy

But its good to hear he’s packing his lunch!

My BFF dated an asian and white girl for awhile, she said he was the biggest she ever had… so I dont doubt it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

@Florida – okay then i dont feel bad ….How late is late…

@Anna-
BROWNSUGAPOET

The eagle landed for me this mornin and that’s why I have drugs in my system! it circled for a few days but that bytch finally landed!

Flo I hope you’re pregnant!!!!
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

kaweeta have you had that hrd violent hold my hips down cause you poundin like you diggin for oil type s3x!
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OooOOoOoOoo I had that yesterday! In the bathroom, standing up, one knee propped on the sink

((sorry if that’s TMI, but e’f it, its Friday))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

So y’all telling me:

Asian + white = Right
Princess Smarty-Pants

Yaayyyy! babies! (as long as somebody else is having them.

Thanks for the info MKM and whoever was being more nosey than I am and asked. (lol)

I don’t understand where periods and Aunt Flo came into the conversation.
FloridaChick813

@ BrownSuga Mama –

I better NOT be preggo’s or imma somebody!!!

Im tellin ya’ll, this fool is tryin to TRAP me!!!!

And im about 2 weeks late, but I aint trippin too much cause its never on time..
Princess Smarty-Pants

Soo, you got it Soul Food Style? (high fives FloChick)Go ‘head!
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

The eagle landed for me this mornin and that’s why I have drugs in my system! it circled for a few days but that bytch finally landed!

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DEAD
Ms.kaylamomma

Instead of SandraRose AfterDark, it has now turned into SandraRose BeforeLunch. Y’all are crazy!!!!

@Flo Rida, it’s okay. It wasn’t being nosy. You wouldn’t have never known if I hadn’t put it out there. Now on this pregnancy, who’s the father? I kid sweetie!
Quitta

Getting that meat all the way deep huh Flo? I ain’t mad. LOL. Swerk!
Soulstar81

@ Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Instead of SandraRose AfterDark, it has now turned into SandraRose BeforeLunch. Y’all are crazy!!!!

I don’t know if we can beat the AfterDark crew.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

@Flo-If your never on time then your good….but make sure he doesn’t put any holes in the condoms then he will trap you ..

@Princess- I bought up Aunt Flo because people call that time of the month it…and brownsuga was calling Florida Aunt Flo…
Quitta

@ Princess, cause whenever Missy sees Aunt Flo, you know, she thinks of flow= menstrual. That’s all.
FloridaChick813

@ MsKaylamomma –

The pappy would be my boyfriend. But see, thats the thing.. I dont want another “baby daddy” – I want a husband.. A Family..

@ Quitta –

All deep in my stomach!!!! Had me limpin around all night
Quitta

@ Soulstar81, I’m rarely on here at night, but is there much traffic on here then Soul?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

The eagle landed for me this mornin and that’s why I have drugs in my system! it circled for a few days but that bytch finally landed!
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I was on slow mode…and Just Finally got it don’t judge me y’all…..
BROWNSUGAPOET

ALL UP IN DEM GUTS!
FloridaChick813

Soulstar81 Says:

@ Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Instead of SandraRose AfterDark, it has now turned into SandraRose BeforeLunch. Y’all are crazy!!!!

I don’t know if we can beat the AfterDark crew.
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Does it get crunk in here with the AfterDark crew??

Maybe I should join :lolol:
Quitta

Flo – All deep in my stomach!!!! Had me limpin around all night
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Ouch. In a good way. :lolol:

MsKaylamomma –

The pappy would be my boyfriend. But see, thats the thing.. I dont want another “baby daddy” – I want a husband.. A Family..
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I hear that. I wouldn’t want it no other way either.
Quitta

Missy – I was on slow mode…and Just Finally got it don’t judge me y’all….
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Aww it okay Missy. Shew, its friday.
Krysi J

@Florida…..well my hair didn’t get wet today so Im loving it!!

@Princess….what i do??
BROWNSUGAPOET

Well since ya’ll already wen there Flo have you had your cheeks spread while he was gettin it from the back??? All up in the intestinal tract!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

Quitta Says:

Aww it okay Missy. Shew, its friday.

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Thank you…. *sigh* and I am so happy it is friday….
FloridaChick813

@ Krysi J – My hair stayed dry too!!

…ima freak I dont care, just dont put one in my hair…

@ BrownSuga Mama – OOOH YES MAM!!!!!!!! I like when Im ridin and he does that!!!! Owwwww
Quitta

Brown – Well since ya’ll already wen there Flo have you had your cheeks spread while he was gettin it from the back??? All up in the intestinal tract!
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One of my favorite positions :yea: You’re a mess Brown!

Has anyone checked out that Zane Chronicles on Showtime or Cinnemax?
chase

He is not no morning wood, I can’t stand dreads…
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

Brown – Well since ya’ll already wen there Flo have you had your cheeks spread while he was gettin it from the back??? All up in the intestinal tract!
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One of my favorite positions You’re a mess Brown!

Has anyone checked out that Zane Chronicles on Showtime or Cinnemax?
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Shut up!!!!!!

Is it really on Showtime and Cinnemax??
BROWNSUGAPOET

Kaweeta if it has a plot I’m not interested!
BROWNSUGAPOET

if any thing is blacked out I’m not interested
BROWNSUGAPOET

if there are no close ups I’m not interested
FloridaChick813

LMFAO @ BrownSuga Mama –

Well then hopefully its just one big FREE FOR ALL
chase

yeah Zane is on cinemax, u can get season 1’s dvd on amazon… Season 2 starts this month. I have not seen it but I heard it is good..
Quitta

Flo – Shut up!!!!!! Is it really on Showtime and Cinnemax??
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I know its on either 1 of them. It came on last week, but I missed it cause I didn’t know the time i came on. But Zane was on Steve Harvey an she said new episodes come on every Friday so Imma search for it and tivo it.
Quitta

LMAO @ Brown. Well it’s on the cable channels so you know it nothing being blocked out. :lolol:
BROWNSUGAPOET

I’m sorry Flo was that TMI????? Yall know I get carried away when it involves my favortie topic!
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Brown & @FLO…
ya’ll killin’ me…/\/\/\___________CODE BLUE
CorporateHoodB-tch

Who can recommend a good Black Porn Flick?
FloridaChick813

@ Quitta – Imma have to search for it too.. I wander if it will make it on Demand, hopefully so.. Guess I got some searching to do for tonight

@ BrownSuga Mama – Girl NO!!!! I have a very open mind, so honestly, nothing is really TMI for me.. and thats also my FAVORITE subject!!!!! Ima scorpio, we’re horny by nature!
FloridaChick813

@ CorporateHoodB-tch –

All I can suggest is BadJojo (.) com

Go to the Keyword Dictionary and I swear you can find any and everything you could ever imagine!!! And Last but not least, ITS FREE
Ms.kaylamomma
BROWNSUGAPOET

Corporate hood what type are yoou lookin for? man and woman, girl on girl, orgy?????? There’s this site like netflix and you pay a certain amount a month and you go through the list and click on the types that you’re interested in and they send you a few a month and when you send those back they send you more.

Oh uh so I’ve heard
FloridaChick813

@ BrownSuga Mama – Ummmm Hmmmm… Ima say what you said…

“Thats what I HEARD about BadJoJo”
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Flo…thanks and when you did the #spreadcheeksapart did his moan change to deep, deep groan. I love when that happens.

@Brown….umm yeah you only heard about it…LOL!!!
Man and woman preferrably…I’m a little old fashioned.
Quitta

@ Brown, uh, so you heard huh? :lolol:
Krysi J

well what the hell did i miss in THIS MF??!!

yall some FREAKS!!! :lolol: and I’m NOT alone!!!
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

@Flo…thanks and when you did the #spreadcheeksapart did his moan change to deep, deep groan. I love when that happens.
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Yes, thats when he starts talkin

Calls me “Ms. G” && says “Daddy’s Home”

:lolol:
Quitta

@ Corporate and to all other freaks LOL *cough* Brown & Flo *cough* LOL, Try xnxx.com too. I heard that its free you could see all kinds of stuff on there as well.
BROWNSUGAPOET

kaweeta it’s like unwrappin a xmas gift every couple weeks! All the excitement of not knowin what you’re goin to get in the mail in a carefully wrapped white package that looks like really important mail with barcodes and evrything….so I’ve heard
CorporateHoodB-tch

True Story:
@Flo–My sister is a horny Scorpio with an extra long tongue. Her and hubby were celibant for a year before their wedding day. At their wedding when preacher pronounced them married…she grabbed him and started kissing him…and her tongue looked like a snake swallowing him whole!!! The whole church started blushing…my father started to *cough* to make her stop.
I thought I was going to have to hose them down!!! :lolol:
QuettaV

Good Morning.. that was not no morning wood….. more like morning ugggggggggghhhhh… :hurl
;
FloridaChick813

*cough cough* @ Quitta Mae –

…and you know about this site because….
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Quitta…taking notes like I’m in class.
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

kaweeta it’s like unwrappin a xmas gift every couple weeks! All the excitement of not knowin what you’re goin to get in the mail in a carefully wrapped white package that looks like really important mail with barcodes and evrything….so I’ve heard
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:lolol: BrownSuga has a monthly subscription to that bad boy!!! Owwwww…

((Scrolls back up to get the name of the website))
QuettaV
FloridaChick813

uhhhhhh BrownSuga –

Do you *cough* happen to know the name of this site?
nevesnanna

i’m too today for this fukkery…
FloridaChick813

@ CorporateHoodB-tch –

Thats what I been thinking about… Practicing celibacy until I get married… Apparently when you do “do it” – it makes it 10 times better… Did your sister mention this??
Quitta

Flo- Umm, you know wha happened? Umm, I lost my phone for 5 seconds and somehow someone just typed this website into it. Lmao!!
BROWNSUGAPOET

Ummmm Flo let me call my “friend” and have her call her husband to find out!
Quitta

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

kaweeta it’s like unwrappin a xmas gift every couple weeks! All the excitement of not knowin what you’re goin to get in the mail in a carefully wrapped white package that looks like really important mail with barcodes and evrything….so I’ve heard
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Oh weeee!! Happy happy! Joy joy!! Oh okay, so you’ve heard. I gotchu.
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Brown…I need to step my game…a new one every couple of weeks
Interesting

@Flo…”Daddy’s Home”..lol Mine has been the “King” long before the rapper used that title.
Signing in my sweet voice “Yooouuurr Majesssty it’s time”
FloridaChick813

@ Quitta –

U have to access this site from your phone???
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Ummmm Flo let me call my “friend” and have her call her husband to find out!
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Yes, please keep me informed!
CorporateHoodB-tch

FloridaChick813 Says:

@ CorporateHoodB-tch –

Thats what I been thinking about… Practicing celibacy until I get married… Apparently when you do “do it” – it makes it 10 times better… Did your sister mention this??
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Yep, she said it was waaaaay better and that’s why she almost lost control in front the church. Let us say AMEN!
FloridaChick813

@ Corporate –

Yea, we been sayin “daddys home” long before the song.. Ooh well.. LOL.. And the King huh?? I might have to start using that..

*King Ding A Ling*
QuettaV

LMAO… **gotta run down to the CVS and grab a pack of those grannie panties cause I just pissed on myself from laughing** BRB!!
BROWNSUGAPOET

Corporate your membership depends on how many you get. I think if you pay 20.00 a month you’ll get 2 or 3 and as soon as you’re done you send those back and you’ll get 2 or 3 more
CorporateHoodB-tch

@FLO…my ex-fiance..I used to call him “Da Meaty”
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

FloridaChick813 Says:

@ CorporateHoodB-tch –

Thats what I been thinking about… Practicing celibacy until I get married… Apparently when you do “do it” – it makes it 10 times better… Did your sister mention this??
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Yep, she said it was waaaaay better and that’s why she almost lost control in front the church. Let us say AMEN!
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….in just name we pray….

That is a serious thought of mine though.. But I gotta question, if I were to practice celibacy.. Does that mean I cant play with my toy either??
FloridaChick813

Is celibacy restraining from sex with a sexual partner..

Or restraining from busting a nutt…

One needs to know
CorporateHoodB-tch

@FLO…I’m gonna call his cell phone right now and ask to speak to “King Ding A Ling”.
QuettaV

@ floridaChick.. I’m going to need for you to go tot he KORNA… dammit thank God there are 3 pairs in the pack.. * running to change again from laughing**
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

@FLO…my ex-fiance..I used to call him “Da Meaty”
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LMFAO

Thats funny, when mines just has on boxers, as he talks I can see it moving and I’ll be like “damn look at all that meat” – and he’ll be like “Look at my face, not down there, your making me feel like a piece of meat” :lolol:
BROWNSUGAPOET

oh my god my spouse says the same thing! God I LOVE boxer briefs!
FloridaChick813

LMFAO @ Corporate –

Hey, ima steal that idea and do it later!

@ QuettaV – Ahhhh man, I never been sent to the korna before OOh well, long as my thoughts can come with me, IM GOOD
Quitta

@ Flo – U have to access this site from your phone???
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Oh no chica. I checked it out at home and whala. What do ya know, a XXX site.
CorporateHoodB-tch

FloridaChick813 Says:

Is celibacy restraining from sex with a sexual partner..

Or restraining from busting a nutt…

One needs to know
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I’m sure there are many different viewpoints mine:
Do everything except penetration oral or otherwise.
You can kiss, play with toys…busting a nut is okay!
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

oh my god my spouse says the same thing! God I LOVE boxer briefs!
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Uh huh ME TOO!

Dammit man, I cant WAIT to get home
QuettaV

Corporatehood and FloridaChick.. I need for you 2 to stand the KORNA facing the wall, with your mouths taped. Dammit I den lost it in this offie. I know they want to know what the hell I’m laughing at.. And I only got one pair of panties left…..
Quitta

I call “him” “The Rock”
BROWNSUGAPOET

flo he kept wonderin why they were so tight, i was ashin them in hot water!
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

FloridaChick813 Says:

Is celibacy restraining from sex with a sexual partner..

Or restraining from busting a nutt…

One needs to know
_______________________________
I’m sure there are many different viewpoints mine:
Do everything except penetration oral or otherwise.
You can kiss, play with toys…busting a nut is okay!
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Well ima take your word for it.. So sexual and oral penetration is out, but I can still bust.. Hey, Works for me..

Yea right, I say that now.. By day 5 I’m like a cup runeth over.. Ready to… Well, nevermind..
BROWNSUGAPOET

*washin
commonswifey

steps in from lurking

I love when he spreadscheeks

stip toes back out lol
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

I call “him” “The Rock”
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Owwwwwwwww, I likes that!

Quitta Mae – is this a “friend”?? I dont recall you being “involved”?? ((slap me if im being to nosey))
MsGaMama_706

Quitta Says:

MsGaMama_706 Says:

Yes size matters….if u cant feel it i dont think motion in the ocean matter
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Okay but what if he could make up for it when he Not good enough?

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I mean that’s always good…but sometimes u just gotta feel it beatin up ya stomach…lol….u feel me right lol
FloridaChick813

LMFAO @ BrownSuga washin the boxers in hotwater… Dammit man, you got his ish fitted all tight in the thighs and ish..

Look like straight EYE CANDY && dont even know it!

((wipes sweat from forehead))
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Brown and @Flo…now that I think about it…that’s exactly how that name was created…watching the shaft shift around in them damn boxers.
It’s poetry in motion…it’s distracting…how can a woman think straight looking at that.

That’s why I don’t get too mad…if I have on a tight shirt and a man stares at my chest…I know it’s hard to stay focused!!! ha,ha,ha
BROWNSUGAPOET

LMAO FLO HE THOUGH HE WAS GAININ WEIGHT
Quitta

@ Flo – No babes, you’re not being nosey.

I’m in love honey. This man is gonna be my husband. I’m claiming that. He makes me sooo happy.
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Brown…stop it…@Quetta send @Brown to the KORNA>>>>>
FloridaChick813

MsGaMama_706 Says:

Quitta Says:

MsGaMama_706 Says:

Yes size matters….if u cant feel it i dont think motion in the ocean matter
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Okay but what if he could make up for it when he Not good enough?

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I mean that’s always good…but sometimes u just gotta feel it beatin up ya stomach…lol….u feel me right lol
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DEF FEEL YA
CorporateHoodB-tch

Has anyone ever tried the K-Y Jelly pleasure enhancements that they advertise? Supposed to make the *moment* more exciting.
Quitta

MsGaMama- I mean that’s always good…but sometimes u just gotta feel it beatin up ya stomach…lol….u feel me right lol
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Oh, just like Brown said, All up in ya guts.
French vanilla butter pecan, chocolate deluxe.

MsGa, I feels you.
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

@Brown and @Flo…now that I think about it…that’s exactly how that name was created…watching the shaft shift around in them damn boxers.
It’s poetry in motion…it’s distracting…how can a woman think straight looking at that.

That’s why I don’t get too mad…if I have on a tight shirt and a man stares at my chest…I know it’s hard to stay focused!!! ha,ha,ha
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Naw, I dont mind a man staring at me either… I be like “h3ll, enjoy the view”

And you damn skippy, that damn “D” is very aDICKting
BROWNSUGAPOET

ooooh and when he has on those thick cotton sweats and you can see the imprint! Hmmmmmm good!
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

LMAO FLO HE THOUGH HE WAS GAININ WEIGHT
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

U got that man watchin his carbs and ish… Instead of gettin the footlong sammich for lunch, he’s only getting the 6 inch! HAHAHAHHA
BROWNSUGAPOET

Corporate I tried it and it did nothin for me, maybe because I’m so violent
Quitta

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

Has anyone ever tried the K-Y Jelly pleasure enhancements that they advertise?
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Why was I looking at that yesterday thinking about buying it. But I said I don’t need that shiat, which I don’t. But if it makes its even more pleasurable, shew why not.
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

@ Flo – No babes, you’re not being nosey.

I’m in love honey. This man is gonna be my husband. I’m claiming that. He makes me sooo happy.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its trully a blessing when they make you happy… Make you feel special and beautiful!!!! GOOD FOR YOU GIRL!!! As God would say “claim it and its yours”..

I feel that way about my guy, but I just dont think he’s ready to completely settle down with me
Quitta

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Corporate I tried it and it did nothin for me, maybe because I’m so violent
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Oh you like it rough? As do i. Dammit Brown, you must be notorious in the bedroom. Don’t hurt him now. LMAO!!
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

Has anyone ever tried the K-Y Jelly pleasure enhancements that they advertise? Supposed to make the *moment* more exciting.
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Never tried it before, he calls me “wet wet” for a reason.. But sometimes I dont mind a little extra lube.. I tried the warming one before.. But not the one you jsut mentioned.. IS IT WORTH IT??
BROWNSUGAPOET

kaweeta he said he thinks I have unresolved anger issues! I told him we can make love when we get in our 50’s but since our anniversary is comin up I might be nice
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

ooooh and when he has on those thick cotton sweats and you can see the imprint! Hmmmmmm good!
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GIRL YES!!!! We are >>>HERE<<< :yea:
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Brown…I feel ya…I’m pretty rough myself. Busted waterbed mattresses…then broke the bedframe to our new regular bed. Bite/Passion Marks/Scratches…
And just the other day my favorite pair of pink lace panties got ripped up!
Quitta

@ Flo – Thanks girl! I know, love its a beautiful thing.

Have you 2 talked about marriage before? And is this the boxer?
BROWNSUGAPOET

Flo was it the flavored warming one????
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Corporate I tried it and it did nothin for me, maybe because I’m so violent
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Oh you like it rough? As do i. Dammit Brown, you must be notorious in the bedroom. Don’t hurt him now. LMAO!!
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See, mine cant get toooooo rough with me.. He’s really large and Im only 5’5, 125 lbs.. ((Even though they say petite bish’s take the d!ck well)).. So when he goes to hit it from the back, he’s gotta hold the waste tight and be like “dont you run from me.. Be a big girl…”

Me myself, I like the LONG, SLOW STROKES.. Works everytime!!!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET

Corporate I have to recaulk my wall, we had our house built and we’ve been in it 3 yrs and the headboard as left dents in the wall so I mat throw some sheers up to cover it and try to dress it up!
CorporateHoodB-tch

@FLO…did the warming one work? I’ve never tried any of them.
@Quitta…When I saw it cost about $30…I put it back…I want somebody else to try it first…I’m cheap.
Quitta

@ Brown make love. Hahaha. Who does that? LMAO!

Aww, how long you’ve been married?
BROWNSUGAPOET

3 yrs quitta
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

@Brown…I feel ya…I’m pretty rough myself. Busted waterbed mattresses…then broke the bedframe to our new regular bed. Bite/Passion Marks/Scratches…
And just the other day my favorite pair of pink lace panties got ripped up!
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LMFAO, the ripped panties and boxers is notorious is our house.. Sh!t, he thinks he gonna stick it out the hole to get it, and I end up rippin them sh*ts off..

Oohh and Im a biting/passion mark/scratches kind of chick..

Sidenote: I hope Auntie Sandra dont walk in on all this talk
Quitta

Flo – Me myself, I like the LONG, SLOW STROKES.. Works everytime!!!!!
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Oh girl be squirting all over the place. Gotta place a towel down before I go to sleep.
CorporateHoodB-tch

Hell naw, his uncle is coming to visit next week and every part of my house has evidence of a *good time*. He’s going to have to stay a hotel…we have too much to *cover up* to have visitors.
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

@ Flo – Thanks girl! I know, love its a beautiful thing.

Have you 2 talked about marriage before? And is this the boxer?
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Yes it is a beautiful thing.. And yea, its the boxer.. and he always calls me his wife and says we’re gonna get married and blah blah blah.. and honestly, I can see it because when we’re together, all we do is laugh.. laugh.. and laugh some more.. But sometimes he says he feel like he “met me too early”.. and I take that as “im not ready to settle down”… Ya know??
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Flo was it the flavored warming one????
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I dont think so…

Is it just me, or the flavored things never taste too good..
BROWNSUGAPOET

Flo have you tried the strawberry fruit rollups???
Quitta

Corporate – When I saw it cost about $30…I put it back…I want somebody else to try it first…I’m cheap.
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Oh shiat. I didn’t notice the price. I was just reading the box, it seemed like bullsh*t to me anyway. Don’t you love having pple as your guinea pig? LMAO! I always do that. I ask somebody to try it first, they tell me the results. If its good I’ll buy/try it. I know so wrong. LOL/
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Flo…the flavored never tastes good to me either.
Did the warming one feel good at all?
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Corporate I have to recaulk my wall, we had our house built and we’ve been in it 3 yrs and the headboard as left dents in the wall so I mat throw some sheers up to cover it and try to dress it up!
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LMFAO, when I was with my sons dad, we used to put a pillow between the headboard and the wall, to keep it from hitting..
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

@FLO…did the warming one work? I’ve never tried any of them.
@Quitta…When I saw it cost about $30…I put it back…I want somebody else to try it first…I’m cheap.
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Haha, me too!!!! But I might try it this weekend and if I do, I’ll let cha know
Quitta

@ Flo- Oh I got you. But you feel you 2 are compatible, make it work honey. I love a guy that makes me laugh. That’s a plus. My dude is funny, but corny funny. It’s too cute though. LOL.
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

Flo – Me myself, I like the LONG, SLOW STROKES.. Works everytime!!!!!
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Oh girl be squirting all over the place. Gotta place a towel down before I go to sleep.
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WAIT!!!!! HOLD UP!!!!! STOP THE PRESSS, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL, I been trying to “learn” how to squirt for the longest.. He likes that.. I never did before, but we’ve tried damn near everything… ANY SUGGESSTIONS?????
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Quitta maybe somebody reading will be our guinea pig today.
Quitta

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Flo have you tried the strawberry fruit rollups???
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Look at Brown giving us tips. LOL. Luvs it.
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

Flo have you tried the strawberry fruit rollups???
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No mam, but I am open to trying new things..

What do I do with it?

Wrap it around his d*ck and suck it off???
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

@Flo…the flavored never tastes good to me either.
Did the warming one feel good at all?
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It just made everything tingly in my opinion.. We used the bottle up, but never bought another one
BROWNSUGAPOET

wait a minute Flo I missed that too, I wish I could do it on regular basis, i asked him if i could stand over him and say “take that take that” but he said no!
Ms.kaylamomma

Y’all STILL in here. Y’all are some horny, freaky chics!
BROWNSUGAPOET

yyes Flo and because it sticks too it it’s harder to suck off and it also makes your mouth wetter :insert slupring sound:
CorporateHoodB-tch

Brown, don’t ask first…just ask him to forgive you later!
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

@ Flo- Oh I got you. But you feel you 2 are compatible, make it work honey. I love a guy that makes me laugh. That’s a plus. My dude is funny, but corny funny. It’s too cute though. LOL.
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Awwwww my guy is corny funny tooo!!!!!!!! And I LOVES it!!!! With his corny self.. and Im working with him.. Taking my time with him.. Not applying any pressure.. He knows this is where its at..

((thanks))
FloridaChick813

LOL @ MsKaylamomma — and you know thissss… Mannnn….
CorporateHoodB-tch

FloridaChick813 Says:

Awwwww my guy is corny funny tooo!!!!!!!! And I LOVES it!!!! With his corny self.. and Im working with him.. Taking my time with him.. Not applying any pressure.. He knows this is where its at..

((thanks))
______________________________

How long have you been together?
Quitta

Flo -WAIT!!!!! HOLD UP!!!!! STOP THE PRESSS, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL, I been trying to “learn” how to squirt for the longest.. He likes that.. I never did before, but we’ve tried damn near everything… ANY SUGGESSTIONS?????
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LMAO!!!!! All I know is, it feels like I have to pee, but of course its not really piss. You know while he’s doing the do, I just let loose, I don’t really know how cause I’m in another world when it going on so. That shiat be shooting out all over the place. A big mess. LOL!
FloridaChick813

BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

yyes Flo and because it sticks too it it’s harder to suck off and it also makes your mouth wetter :insert slupring sound:
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OOOHHHHH KKKAAAYYYYY!!!! Ima have to try this.. But am I supossed to suck all of it off?? How long does this take?? My jaws get tired!!!

and your a squirter too???

HOW CAN I LEARN TO DO THIS???????????
FloridaChick813

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

FloridaChick813 Says:

Awwwww my guy is corny funny tooo!!!!!!!! And I LOVES it!!!! With his corny self.. and Im working with him.. Taking my time with him.. Not applying any pressure.. He knows this is where its at..

((thanks))
______________________________

How long have you been together?
_________

Well, we were friends first.. Dated for about a year and a half.. Been together since August/September..

Not long!!
Quitta

Flo -Awwwww my guy is corny funny tooo!!!!!!!! And I LOVES it!!!! With his corny self.. and Im working with him.. Taking my time with him.. Not applying any pressure.. He knows this is where its at.
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Hello! *High Five* That’s good though. I hope you 2 work out.
CorporateHoodB-tch

Quitta Says:

Flo -WAIT!!!!! HOLD UP!!!!! STOP THE PRESSS, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL, I been trying to “learn” how to squirt for the longest.. He likes that.. I never did before, but we’ve tried damn near everything… ANY SUGGESSTIONS?????
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LMAO!!!!! All I know is, it feels like I have to pee, but of course its not really piss. You know while he’s doing the do, I just let loose, I don’t really know how cause I’m in another world when it going on so. That shiat be shooting out all over the place. A big mess. LOL!
_____________________________
Dayum Quitta…you’re probably just lucky like that. I don’t think it can be taught. I watched a porn where the squirted on command at any given time throughout the whole movie. It was amazing that she had any left!!!
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

Flo -WAIT!!!!! HOLD UP!!!!! STOP THE PRESSS, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL, I been trying to “learn” how to squirt for the longest.. He likes that.. I never did before, but we’ve tried damn near everything… ANY SUGGESSTIONS?????
_____
LMAO!!!!! All I know is, it feels like I have to pee, but of course its not really piss. You know while he’s doing the do, I just let loose, I don’t really know how cause I’m in another world when it going on so. That shiat be shooting out all over the place. A big mess. LOL!
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Yea, thats what I read.. The bish’s on the flicks be squirting all over the place.. Wish I could do that… But I just cant let loose.. I feel the urge to pee sometimes, but my body wont let me let it loose. Its actually very irritating.. But I read in a book that not all women have this capability.. But I WANT IT DAMMIT!!
Quitta

CorporateHoodB-tch Says:

@Quitta maybe somebody reading will be our guinea pig today.
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You know it I hope they share. LOL
FloridaChick813

Ladies, I hope you all are here when I return..

Me and my sis have a lunch date, so I’ll be back shortly!!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET

FLO I WON’T BE HERE BUT YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE!
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Flo…awww new
Just keep it tight, light and your sex on his brain every night! Sounds like you know what you are doing.
Quitta

Corporate – Dayum Quitta…you’re probably just lucky like that. I don’t think it can be taught. I watched a porn where the squirted on command at any given time throughout the whole movie. It was amazing that she had any left!!!
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Oh shiat. I ain’t that damn talented. LMAO! Ten hut! Squirt! Nah I can’t. LMAO!
BROWNSUGAPOET

yes Flo you are supposed to suck it all off and it depends on how hard you suck so if you suck hard it will come off faster but you have to at least give him time to enjoy it and that way when he lets lose the majority of what you’ll be tasin is the fruit roll up
Quitta

Oh Brown, Imma get a box today, for my son of course. :lolol:
Soulstar81

@ Quitta and Flo
CorporateHoodB-tch

@Brown…I’m packing my *sex bag*
1. Fruit Rollups
2. Handcuffs
3. Police woman’s mini uniform with fishnet stockings
Look on hubby’s face = PRICELESS

I’M GOING TO LUNCH FLO and everyone else
BROWNSUGAPOET

I’m bout to leave so ya’ll have a good weekend and Corporate and who ever else gets some, make his head hit the headboard for me since i can’t get any!
Quitta

See ya Corporate & Flo & Brown (if you’re leaving now). Yeah its lunch time.
Soulstar81

@ Quitta and Flo
Yes, it can get kinda of crazy, but i don’t comment at night, i just read the comments the next morning.

And I left and went to a meeting and you guys are up to 240+ comments?
pointhimout

and the one shot i was waiting for: FAIL. he got a nice body though, that’s for sure. he got plenty of use out of the blue pajama pants.
FloridaChick813

Oh shiat. I ain’t that damn talented. LMAO! Ten hut! Squirt! Nah I can’t. LMAO!
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!
FloridaChick813

Quitta Says:

Oh Brown, Imma get a box today, for my son of course.
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:lolol: MEEE TOOO!!!!!!

I know I shouldv’e got those at the grocery store on Wednesday instead of the fruit snacks
va_shawty

Me no likey!
http://sparklesayz.com sparklesayz

You guys Fidel is my friend and trainer and he is excellent. If you want a trainer who is good at what he does and very patient and effective, then you need to email Fidel for real. fidelismytrainer@yahoo.com. You will not be disappointed. I promise.
Che

Interesting convo.

I can make some ladies squirt if i put the lady on their back and insert 2 fingers in the grotto. (index finger and the other one)The I move the 2 fingers very fast in and out while making sort of bow moves(sort of scratching) with the two fingers. If you do this very fast, if you can squirt, you are going to squirt. If not you prolly cannot squirt which is also no biggie. For us guys its very intensive to make these moves and your arm/fingers are very tired after a couple of minuts.

Interesting is the preference of big dicks by the SR girls.
I think this is representive for most girls. For us guys it is just the same as most guys like big titties( of course not all of them, but the most ones do) So due to natural selection in, lets say 100 years from now, the average dick size had grown a couple of inches because smaller dicks cannot mate
What do u think, or do u prefer a large income over a micro dick? (lolz)
onlinefan

Che you need to take that info over to Nichelle Walker’s page. She had a post about squirting earlier in the week.

If you look in the Jeezy post you can click on her name to go to her site.
http://nwmasssmedia.com NichelleWalker/nwmasssmedia.com

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