Morning Wood: Fidel Taylor
Edited: to correct email and gym name
Fidel “Da Muscle” Taylor bills himself as “Atlanta’s #1 personal trainer” — and who’s going to challenge him on that? Mr. Taylor hones his muscles of steel at the Revolutions Fitness located in Lawrenceville, GA. You can hit Fidel up on Twitter or Facebook. Or if you need a personal trainer to sweep you off your feet, I mean, work your body right, you can email him at fidelismytrainer@yahoo.com. Don’t forget to tell him Sandra Rose sent ya!
MORE after the break!
If you’re a single male living in the Atlanta area (or surrounding suburbs) and would like to be considered for my Morning Wood section, email your best, clear beef cake shots to sandra @ sandrarose.com (remove the spaces).
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Uh, no ma’am
I’ll pass. I don’t like dread-heads.
LOL @ Yvonne.
Umm, chop his head off (on his shoulders yall, LOL) and I’ll look at his body all day. I luvs muscles!!
The last pic confirmed what I thought about male bodybuilders: the more muscles you have up top, the less “muscle” (read:penis) you have between your legs.
Good morning.
He’s too big, to be so little. I’ll pass also.
Those bikni briefs look empty….drop something??
He has a nice body. i’m sure somebody likes it.
No Thanks
nika405 Says:
He’s too big, to be so little. I’ll pass also.
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I’ll def. pass on this one!
Well in referenced to my comment #3 it ain’t sh*t to chop. Moving on
Morning Wood? (In my playful Nigerian accent) NO!
I’ll take “Where’s the rest of ya d*ck for $500 Alex”
Ummmmm….just doesn’t do it for me
The pic for the top view looks ok but NO!!
________ what ya’ll talking about. Baby look here, I’m going to fly you in. You go ahead and get the ticket I’ll reimburse you once you get here.
*from the top view*
Nice body.
Why does he have a Naomi Campbell hair line?
IN THE WORDS OF BLAINE AND TWAN “HATED IT”
Quitta Says:
Well in referenced to my comment #3 it ain’t sh*t to chop. Moving on
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So these are pics from his OnlineBootyCall profile..:)
Who do we want Lance Gross when do we want him NOW
CHANTS …WHO DO I WANT LANCE AND WHEN DO I WANT HIM NOW…
I’ll pass..the body is too muscular for me….and well that is all I got
lol
Morning all
This morning wood gets a
#thatisall
Good Lawd!!!!! The V-Thing.. I love it!!!!
Attention Attention!! Question to all ladies?
Does the size really matter to you even if the guy knows how to work with his small-average package? LOL
UUUMMM Negative!!!! He looks ashy…
Morning wood huh?…. Yeah not so much
LMAO HARD @ the comments.. HOWEVER.. I TOO SHALL PASS on this one..
Sorry sandra he does nothing for me. He gives of that “How You Doing” vibe.
@ Quitta: Yes it matters! Ewww I don’t care what he knows how to do with his lil package.
@24 yes.
G’morning everybody….
hes gone get his feeling hurt when he read these comments.
@anna,Latech and brownsuga –
I agree with y’all
This dude looks like he likes to
“Lick,lick,lick,lick,lick,lick the lollipop and the wrapper” :SEOD:
KAWEEEEEETA!
yes ma’am it does matter because if it keeps poppin out cause it’s too small then he can’t work it! I’m sad to design I know from experience!
(oooops!)
NEXT!! ——>
“So these are pics from his OnlineBootyCall profile”
Good Morning happy friday everyone!!
Okay let me be nice…maybe he has a nice personality….and his hair is cute and he has a unique hairline…
That is all the nice words I can say…
Mz.Williams Says:
Sorry sandra he does nothing for me. He gives of that “How You Doing” vibe.
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That smile is very
@ Quitta Mae –
In my own opinion YES size matters!!!!!!!!!!! If he puts it in and can feel it, we have a problem!!!
@ BrownSuga Mama – dont you hate that?!?!
Glad my man is WELL ENDOWED 
He’s aiight. No offense Sandra but you know there is a big huge world outside of Georgia.
**and I CANT feel it**
@ Quitta- No “Petite Packages” accepted
kee2joy Says:
He looks like his arms are too short and I don’t like that. I call that T-Rex Syndrome
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LOL @ Yadda
Brown – yes ma’am it does matter because if it keeps poppin out cause it’s too small then he can’t work it! I’m sad to design I know from experience!
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Swerk Ms. Brown!
@floridachick813. He’s Very suspect.
Aunt Flo me and my hubby laugh about that to this day because he knows the guy!
Yes size matters….if u cant feel it i dont think motion in the ocean matter
missy Says:
Okay let me be nice…maybe he has a nice personality….and his hair is cute and he has a unique hairline…
That is all the nice words I can say…
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FROM ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS…
..you’ll never find, blum blum blum blum, a hairline like mine..
kee2joy Says:
He looks like his arms are too short and I don’t like that. I call that T-Rex Syndrome
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I used to crush Matthew Maconahay wit his T-rex arms. I’m over him now. LOL
LADYWOODS Says:
He’s aiight. No offense Sandra but you know there is a big huge world outside of Georgia.
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I agree, I just emailed her asking if she’s willing to accept others.. I have someone for yal!
WTH DID I TYPE! I WAS DENSING AN EMAIL ABOUT DESIGNIN SOMETHIN SO YA’LL FORGIVE ME!
kee2joy Says: No “Petite Packages” accepted
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Hahaha I ain’t mad at you.
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Aunt Flo me and my hubby laugh about that to this day because he knows the guy!
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This one guy I used to kick it with tried to holla at my BFF recently.. I told her to go for it so we can both laugh at his a$$
FloridaChick813 Says:
@ Quitta Mae -
In my own opinion YES size matters!!!!!!!!!!! If he puts it in and can feel it, we have a problem!!!
I have no words Flo!! 
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Quitta Says:
Attention Attention!! Question to all ladies?
Does the size really matter to you even if the guy knows how to work with his small-average package? LOL
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You know it matters!!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
WTH DID I TYPE! I WAS DENSING AN EMAIL ABOUT DESIGNIN SOMETHIN SO YA’LL FORGIVE ME!
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I was like WTH??
Don’t care if this guy’s muscles have muscles, I’ve always
had my doubts about men who wear their hair longer than
most women.
MsGaMama_706 Says:
Yes size matters….if u cant feel it i dont think motion in the ocean matter
Not good enough? 
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Okay but what if he could make up for it when he
@Flo-
@ MsKaylamomma -
Not sure if this is being too nosey… But….
Arent you married to an Asian?? do you mind telling me if its true what they say about them???
Good morning everyone!
@ Quitta Says:
Attention Attention!! Question to all ladies?
Does the size really matter to you even if the guy knows how to work with his small-average package? LOL
YES MA”AM!!!
OK YA’LL I GOT DRUGS IN MY SYSTEM, I MEANT I WAS SENDIN AN EMAIL ABOUT DESIGNIN SOMETHIN! LORTAB AINT NO JOKE! LOL
Ms.kaylamomma Says: You know it matters!!
LMAO!!
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<<<< Well some may settle if he’s good with other things.
So………
your serious Sandra?
Quitta Says:
Okay but what if he could make up for it when he
Not good enough?
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Anyways…. I dont know about ya’ll or if this is TMI, but after he
I usually want some good, hard P3nis! 
Soulstar81 Says: YES MA”AM!!!
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Damn I heard that through the screen.
you and me both aunt flo!
Why does that eek emoticon always have me rofl
hard and violent like you gotta teach me a lesson cause i been bad!
Hey BROWN, Florida,Quitta,Missy,MissK..Errbody!!!
winenroses Says:
Don’t care if this guy’s muscles have muscles, I’ve always
had my doubts about men who wear their hair longer than
most women.
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I don’t care for long hair on a guy but why is he like the white guys who are balding but will hold on to every strand instead of shaving his entire head?
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
OK YA’LL I GOT DRUGS IN MY SYSTEM, I MEANT I WAS SENDIN AN EMAIL ABOUT DESIGNIN SOMETHIN! LORTAB AINT NO JOKE! LOL
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I hate Lortab, them sh!ts are too big for me..
I take percocet for my back.. Even though it makes my face itch like crazy, atleast I know its working
boy stop
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
hard and violent like you gotta teach me a lesson cause i been bad!
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Brown STOP IT!! You got me in tears LMAO!!!
Krysi…don’t start.
Hey Krysi!!! *waves*
KRYSSSAAYYYYYY, MISSAAAAAYYYYY, KSKAAAYYYYY
Ya’ll I’m leavin in bout an hr cause this lortab is kickin my azz!
Why is it when I read AUNT FLO i think of the monthly cycle… #nooffense ..
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
hard and violent like you gotta teach me a lesson cause i been bad!
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Exactly!
Krysssiiiii J — Whats good heffa???
All this rain is killin me!
kaweeta have you had that hrd violent hold my hips down cause you poundin like you diggin for oil type s3x!
*waves* Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy Krysi
*waves* Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy brown
Flo – Anyways…. I dont know about ya’ll or if this is TMI, but after he
I usually want some good, hard P3nis!
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Can the church say Amen!
@Flo rida, well gosh, darn Flo. Just put my bizzness all the way out there.
J/K. He is mixed with white. He is not a typical asian male in that department. I thought so too when I first met him but he proved me wrong. 
missy Says:
Why is it when I read AUNT FLO i think of the monthly cycle… #nooffense ..
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Makes me think of that too
Speaking of, mines is late
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
kaweeta have you had that hrd violent hold my hips down cause you poundin like you diggin for oil type s3x!
I need that in my life. 
LMAO!!!
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Not lately
that knock the linin out s3x!
FLo – Speaking of, mines is late
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Oh shiat
Cinderella Says:
I’ll pass. I don’t like dread-heads.
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His face is not the business & he should remember to apply baby oil/cocoa butter at ALL times 
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
@Flo rida, well gosh, darn Flo. Just put my bizzness all the way out there. J/K. He is mixed with white. He is not a typical asian male in that department. I thought so too when I first met him but he proved me wrong.
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You know are nosey behinds were waiting for the answer.
@ MsKaylamomma –
Awwwwwww, Im sowwy
But its good to hear he’s packing his lunch!
My BFF dated an asian and white girl for awhile, she said he was the biggest she ever had… so I dont doubt it!
@Florida –
okay then i dont feel bad ….How late is late…
@Anna-
The eagle landed for me this mornin and that’s why I have drugs in my system! it circled for a few days but that bytch finally landed!
Flo I hope you’re pregnant!!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
kaweeta have you had that hrd violent hold my hips down cause you poundin like you diggin for oil type s3x!
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OooOOoOoOoo I had that yesterday! In the bathroom, standing up, one knee propped on the sink
((sorry if that’s TMI, but e’f it, its Friday))
So y’all telling me:
Asian + white = Right
Yaayyyy! babies! (as long as somebody else is having them.
Thanks for the info MKM and whoever was being more nosey than I am and asked. (lol)
I don’t understand where periods and Aunt Flo came into the conversation.
I better NOT be preggo’s or imma
somebody!!!
Im tellin ya’ll, this fool is tryin to TRAP me!!!!
And im about 2 weeks late, but I aint trippin too much cause its never on time..
Soo, you got it Soul Food Style? (high fives FloChick)Go ‘head!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
The eagle landed for me this mornin and that’s why I have drugs in my system! it circled for a few days but that bytch finally landed!
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DEAD
Instead of SandraRose AfterDark, it has now turned into SandraRose BeforeLunch. Y’all are crazy!!!!
@Flo Rida, it’s okay. It wasn’t being nosy. You wouldn’t have never known if I hadn’t put it out there.
Now on this pregnancy, who’s the father? 
I kid sweetie!
Getting that meat all the way deep huh Flo? I ain’t mad. LOL. Swerk!
@ Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Instead of SandraRose AfterDark, it has now turned into SandraRose BeforeLunch. Y’all are crazy!!!!
I don’t know if we can beat the AfterDark crew.
@Flo-If your never on time then your good….but make sure he doesn’t put any holes in the condoms then he will trap you ..
@Princess- I bought up Aunt Flo because people call that time of the month it…and brownsuga was calling Florida Aunt Flo…
@ Princess, cause whenever Missy sees Aunt Flo, you know, she thinks of flow= menstrual. That’s all.
@ MsKaylamomma -
The pappy would be my boyfriend. But see, thats the thing.. I dont want another “baby daddy” – I want a husband.. A Family..
@ Quitta –
All deep in my stomach!!!! Had me limpin around all night
@ Soulstar81, I’m rarely on here at night, but is there much traffic on here then Soul?
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
The eagle landed for me this mornin and that’s why I have drugs in my system! it circled for a few days but that bytch finally landed!
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I was on slow mode…and Just Finally got it don’t judge me y’all…..
ALL UP IN DEM GUTS!
Soulstar81 Says:
@ Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Instead of SandraRose AfterDark, it has now turned into SandraRose BeforeLunch. Y’all are crazy!!!!
I don’t know if we can beat the AfterDark crew.
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Maybe I should join
Flo – All deep in my stomach!!!! Had me limpin around all night
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Ouch. In a good way.
MsKaylamomma -
The pappy would be my boyfriend. But see, thats the thing.. I dont want another “baby daddy” – I want a husband.. A Family..
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I hear that. I wouldn’t want it no other way either.
Missy – I was on slow mode…and Just Finally got it don’t judge me y’all….
Shew, its friday.
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Aww it okay Missy.
@Florida…..well my hair didn’t get wet today so Im loving it!!
@Princess….what i do??
Well since ya’ll already wen there Flo have you had your cheeks spread while he was gettin it from the back??? All up in the intestinal tract!
Quitta Says:
Aww it okay Missy.
Shew, its friday.
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Thank you…. *sigh* and I am so happy it is friday….
@ Krysi J – My hair stayed dry too!!
…ima freak I dont care, just dont put one in my hair…
@ BrownSuga Mama – OOOH YES MAM!!!!!!!! I like when Im ridin and he does that!!!! Owwwww
Brown – Well since ya’ll already wen there Flo have you had your cheeks spread while he was gettin it from the back??? All up in the intestinal tract!
You’re a mess Brown!
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One of my favorite positions
Has anyone checked out that Zane Chronicles on Showtime or Cinnemax?
He is not no morning wood, I can’t stand dreads…
Quitta Says:
Brown – Well since ya’ll already wen there Flo have you had your cheeks spread while he was gettin it from the back??? All up in the intestinal tract!
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One of my favorite positions You’re a mess Brown!
Has anyone checked out that Zane Chronicles on Showtime or Cinnemax?
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Shut up!!!!!!
Is it really on Showtime and Cinnemax??
Kaweeta if it has a plot I’m not interested!
if any thing is blacked out I’m not interested
if there are no close ups I’m not interested
LMFAO @ BrownSuga Mama -
Well then hopefully its just one big FREE FOR ALL
yeah Zane is on cinemax, u can get season 1′s dvd on amazon… Season 2 starts this month. I have not seen it but I heard it is good..
Flo – Shut up!!!!!! Is it really on Showtime and Cinnemax??
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I know its on either 1 of them. It came on last week, but I missed it cause I didn’t know the time i came on. But Zane was on Steve Harvey an she said new episodes come on every Friday so Imma search for it and tivo it.
LMAO @ Brown. Well it’s on the cable channels so you know it nothing being blocked out.
I’m sorry Flo was that TMI????? Yall know I get carried away when it involves my favortie topic!
@Brown & @FLO…
ya’ll killin’ me…/\/\/\___________CODE BLUE
Who can recommend a good Black Porn Flick?
@ Quitta – Imma have to search for it too.. I wander if it will make it on Demand, hopefully so.. Guess I got some searching to do for tonight
@ BrownSuga Mama – Girl NO!!!! I have a very open mind, so honestly, nothing is really TMI for me.. and thats also my FAVORITE subject!!!!! Ima scorpio, we’re horny by nature!
@ CorporateHoodB-tch –
All I can suggest is BadJojo (.) com
Go to the Keyword Dictionary and I swear you can find any and everything you could ever imagine!!! And Last but not least, ITS FREE
Corporate hood what type are yoou lookin for? man and woman, girl on girl, orgy?????? There’s this site like netflix and you pay a certain amount a month and you go through the list and click on the types that you’re interested in and they send you a few a month and when you send those back they send you more.
Oh uh so I’ve heard
@ BrownSuga Mama – Ummmm Hmmmm… Ima say what you said…
“Thats what I HEARD about BadJoJo”
@Flo…thanks and when you did the #spreadcheeksapart did his moan change to deep, deep groan. I love when that happens.
@Brown….umm yeah you only heard about it…LOL!!!
Man and woman preferrably…I’m a little old fashioned.
@ Brown, uh, so you heard huh?
yall some FREAKS!!!
and I’m NOT alone!!!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@Flo…thanks and when you did the #spreadcheeksapart did his moan change to deep, deep groan. I love when that happens.
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Yes, thats when he starts talkin
Calls me “Ms. G” && says “Daddy’s Home”
@ Corporate and to all other freaks LOL *cough* Brown & Flo *cough* LOL, Try xnxx.com too. I heard that its free you could see all kinds of stuff on there as well.
kaweeta it’s like unwrappin a xmas gift every couple weeks! All the excitement of not knowin what you’re goin to get in the mail in a carefully wrapped white package that looks like really important mail with barcodes and evrything….so I’ve heard
True Story:
@Flo–My sister is a horny Scorpio with an extra long tongue. Her and hubby were celibant for a year before their wedding day. At their wedding when preacher pronounced them married…she grabbed him and started kissing him…and her tongue looked like a snake swallowing him whole!!! The whole church started blushing…my father started to *cough* to make her stop.
I thought I was going to have to hose them down!!!
Good Morning.. that was not no morning wood….. more like morning ugggggggggghhhhh… :hurl
;
*cough cough* @ Quitta Mae -
…and you know about this site because….
@Quitta…taking notes like I’m in class.
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
kaweeta it’s like unwrappin a xmas gift every couple weeks! All the excitement of not knowin what you’re goin to get in the mail in a carefully wrapped white package that looks like really important mail with barcodes and evrything….so I’ve heard
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((Scrolls back up to get the name of the website))
uhhhhhh BrownSuga -
Do you *cough* happen to know the name of this site?
i’m too
today for this fukkery…
@ CorporateHoodB-tch -
Thats what I been thinking about… Practicing celibacy until I get married… Apparently when you do “do it” – it makes it 10 times better… Did your sister mention this??
Flo- Umm, you know wha happened? Umm, I lost my phone for 5 seconds and somehow someone just typed this website into it. Lmao!!
Ummmm Flo let me call my “friend” and have her call her husband to find out!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
kaweeta it’s like unwrappin a xmas gift every couple weeks! All the excitement of not knowin what you’re goin to get in the mail in a carefully wrapped white package that looks like really important mail with barcodes and evrything….so I’ve heard
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Oh weeee!! Happy happy! Joy joy!! Oh okay, so you’ve heard. I gotchu.
@Brown…I need to step my game…a new one every couple of weeks
Interesting
@Flo…”Daddy’s Home”..lol Mine has been the “King” long before the rapper used that title.
Signing in my sweet voice “Yooouuurr Majesssty it’s time”
@ Quitta –
U have to access this site from your phone???
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Ummmm Flo let me call my “friend” and have her call her husband to find out!
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FloridaChick813 Says:
@ CorporateHoodB-tch -
Thats what I been thinking about… Practicing celibacy until I get married… Apparently when you do “do it” – it makes it 10 times better… Did your sister mention this??
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Yep, she said it was waaaaay better and that’s why she almost lost control in front the church. Let us say AMEN!
@ Corporate –
Yea, we been sayin “daddys home” long before the song.. Ooh well.. LOL.. And the King huh?? I might have to start using that..
*King Ding A Ling*
LMAO… **gotta run down to the CVS and grab a pack of those grannie panties cause I just pissed on myself from laughing** BRB!!
Corporate your membership depends on how many you get. I think if you pay 20.00 a month you’ll get 2 or 3 and as soon as you’re done you send those back and you’ll get 2 or 3 more
@FLO…my ex-fiance..I used to call him “Da Meaty”
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
FloridaChick813 Says:
@ CorporateHoodB-tch -
Thats what I been thinking about… Practicing celibacy until I get married… Apparently when you do “do it” – it makes it 10 times better… Did your sister mention this??
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Yep, she said it was waaaaay better and that’s why she almost lost control in front the church. Let us say AMEN!
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….in just name we pray….
That is a serious thought of mine though.. But I gotta question, if I were to practice celibacy.. Does that mean I cant play with my toy either??
Is celibacy restraining from sex with a sexual partner..
Or restraining from busting a nutt…
One needs to know
@FLO…I’m gonna call his cell phone right now and ask to speak to “King Ding A Ling”.
@ floridaChick.. I’m going to need for you to go tot he KORNA… dammit thank God there are 3 pairs in the pack.. * running to change again from laughing**
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@FLO…my ex-fiance..I used to call him “Da Meaty”
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Thats funny, when mines just has on boxers, as he talks I can see it moving and I’ll be like “damn look at all that meat” – and he’ll be like “Look at my face, not down there, your making me feel like a piece of meat”
oh my god my spouse says the same thing! God I LOVE boxer briefs!
LMFAO @ Corporate –
Hey, ima steal that idea and do it later!
@ QuettaV – Ahhhh man, I never been sent to the korna before
OOh well, long as my thoughts can come with me, IM GOOD 
@ Flo – U have to access this site from your phone???
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Oh no chica. I checked it out at home and whala. What do ya know, a XXX site.
FloridaChick813 Says:
Is celibacy restraining from sex with a sexual partner..
Or restraining from busting a nutt…
One needs to know
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I’m sure there are many different viewpoints mine:
Do everything except penetration oral or otherwise.
You can kiss, play with toys…busting a nut is okay!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
oh my god my spouse says the same thing! God I LOVE boxer briefs!
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Uh huh
ME TOO!
Dammit man, I cant WAIT to get home
Corporatehood and FloridaChick.. I need for you 2 to stand the KORNA facing the wall, with your mouths taped. Dammit I den lost it in this offie. I know they want to know what the hell I’m laughing at.. And I only got one pair of panties left…..
I call “him”
“The Rock”
flo he kept wonderin why they were so tight, i was ashin them in hot water!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
FloridaChick813 Says:
Is celibacy restraining from sex with a sexual partner..
Or restraining from busting a nutt…
One needs to know
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I’m sure there are many different viewpoints mine:
Do everything except penetration oral or otherwise.
You can kiss, play with toys…busting a nut is okay!
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Well ima take your word for it.. So sexual and oral penetration is out, but I can still bust.. Hey, Works for me..
Yea right, I say that now.. By day 5 I’m like a cup runeth over.. Ready to… Well, nevermind..
*washin
steps in from lurking
I love when he spreadscheeks
stip toes back out lol
Quitta Says:
I call “him” “The Rock”
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Owwwwwwwww, I likes that!
Quitta Mae – is this a “friend”?? I dont recall you being “involved”?? ((slap me if im being to nosey))
Quitta Says:
MsGaMama_706 Says:
Yes size matters….if u cant feel it i dont think motion in the ocean matter
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Okay but what if he could make up for it when he Not good enough?
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I mean that’s always good…but sometimes u just gotta feel it beatin up ya stomach…lol….u feel me right lol
LMFAO @ BrownSuga washin the boxers in hotwater… Dammit man, you got his ish fitted all tight in the thighs and ish..
Look like straight EYE CANDY && dont even know it!
((wipes sweat from forehead))
@Brown and @Flo…now that I think about it…that’s exactly how that name was created…watching the shaft shift around in them damn boxers.
It’s poetry in motion…it’s distracting…how can a woman think straight looking at that.
That’s why I don’t get too mad…if I have on a tight shirt and a man stares at my chest…I know it’s hard to stay focused!!! ha,ha,ha
LMAO FLO HE THOUGH HE WAS GAININ WEIGHT
@ Flo – No babes, you’re not being nosey.
I’m in love honey. This man is gonna be my husband. I’m claiming that. He makes me sooo happy.
@Brown…stop it…@Quetta send @Brown to the KORNA>>>>>
MsGaMama_706 Says:
Quitta Says:
MsGaMama_706 Says:
Yes size matters….if u cant feel it i dont think motion in the ocean matter
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Okay but what if he could make up for it when he Not good enough?
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I mean that’s always good…but sometimes u just gotta feel it beatin up ya stomach…lol….u feel me right lol
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DEF FEEL YA
Has anyone ever tried the K-Y Jelly pleasure enhancements that they advertise? Supposed to make the *moment* more exciting.
MsGaMama- I mean that’s always good…but sometimes u just gotta feel it beatin up ya stomach…lol….u feel me right lol
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Oh, just like Brown said, All up in ya guts.
French vanilla butter pecan, chocolate deluxe.
MsGa, I feels you.
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@Brown and @Flo…now that I think about it…that’s exactly how that name was created…watching the shaft shift around in them damn boxers.
It’s poetry in motion…it’s distracting…how can a woman think straight looking at that.
That’s why I don’t get too mad…if I have on a tight shirt and a man stares at my chest…I know it’s hard to stay focused!!! ha,ha,ha
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Naw, I dont mind a man staring at me either… I be like “h3ll, enjoy the view”
And you damn skippy, that damn “D” is very aDICKting
ooooh and when he has on those thick cotton sweats and you can see the imprint! Hmmmmmm good!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
LMAO FLO HE THOUGH HE WAS GAININ WEIGHT
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U got that man watchin his carbs and ish… Instead of gettin the footlong sammich for lunch, he’s only getting the 6 inch!
HAHAHAHHA
Corporate I tried it and it did nothin for me, maybe because I’m so violent
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
Has anyone ever tried the K-Y Jelly pleasure enhancements that they advertise?
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Why was I looking at that yesterday thinking about buying it. But I said I don’t need that shiat, which I don’t. But if it makes its even more pleasurable, shew why not.
Quitta Says:
@ Flo – No babes, you’re not being nosey.
I’m in love honey. This man is gonna be my husband. I’m claiming that. He makes me sooo happy.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its trully a blessing when they make you happy… Make you feel special and beautiful!!!! GOOD FOR YOU GIRL!!! As God would say “claim it and its yours”..
I feel that way about my guy, but I just dont think he’s ready to completely settle down with me
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Corporate I tried it and it did nothin for me, maybe because I’m so violent
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Oh you like it rough? As do i. Dammit Brown, you must be notorious in the bedroom. Don’t hurt him now. LMAO!!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
Has anyone ever tried the K-Y Jelly pleasure enhancements that they advertise? Supposed to make the *moment* more exciting.
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Never tried it before, he calls me “wet wet” for a reason.. But sometimes I dont mind a little extra lube.. I tried the warming one before.. But not the one you jsut mentioned.. IS IT WORTH IT??
kaweeta he said he thinks I have unresolved anger issues! I told him we can make love when we get in our 50′s but since our anniversary is comin up I might be nice
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
ooooh and when he has on those thick cotton sweats and you can see the imprint! Hmmmmmm good!
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GIRL YES!!!! We are >>>HERE<<<
@Brown…I feel ya…I’m pretty rough myself. Busted waterbed mattresses…then broke the bedframe to our new regular bed. Bite/Passion Marks/Scratches…
And just the other day my favorite pair of pink lace panties got ripped up!
@ Flo – Thanks girl! I know, love its a beautiful thing.
Have you 2 talked about marriage before? And is this the boxer?
Flo was it the flavored warming one????
Quitta Says:
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Corporate I tried it and it did nothin for me, maybe because I’m so violent
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Oh you like it rough? As do i. Dammit Brown, you must be notorious in the bedroom. Don’t hurt him now. LMAO!!
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See, mine cant get toooooo rough with me.. He’s really large and Im only 5’5, 125 lbs.. ((Even though they say petite bish’s take the d!ck well)).. So when he goes to hit it from the back, he’s gotta hold the waste tight and be like “dont you run from me.. Be a big girl…”
Me myself, I like the LONG, SLOW STROKES.. Works everytime!!!!!
Corporate I have to recaulk my wall, we had our house built and we’ve been in it 3 yrs and the headboard as left dents in the wall so I mat throw some sheers up to cover it and try to dress it up!
@FLO…did the warming one work? I’ve never tried any of them.
@Quitta…When I saw it cost about $30…I put it back…I want somebody else to try it first…I’m cheap.
@ Brown make love. Hahaha. Who does that?
LMAO!
Aww, how long you’ve been married?
3 yrs quitta
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@Brown…I feel ya…I’m pretty rough myself. Busted waterbed mattresses…then broke the bedframe to our new regular bed. Bite/Passion Marks/Scratches…
And just the other day my favorite pair of pink lace panties got ripped up!
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LMFAO, the ripped panties and boxers is notorious is our house.. Sh!t, he thinks he gonna stick it out the hole to get it, and I end up rippin them sh*ts off..
Oohh and Im a biting/passion mark/scratches kind of chick..
Sidenote: I hope Auntie Sandra dont walk in on all this talk
Flo – Me myself, I like the LONG, SLOW STROKES.. Works everytime!!!!!
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Oh girl be squirting all over the place. Gotta place a towel down before I go to sleep.
Quitta Says:
@ Flo – Thanks girl! I know, love its a beautiful thing.
Have you 2 talked about marriage before? And is this the boxer?
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Yes it is a beautiful thing.. And yea, its the boxer.. and he always calls me his wife and says we’re gonna get married and blah blah blah.. and honestly, I can see it because when we’re together, all we do is laugh.. laugh.. and laugh some more.. But sometimes he says he feel like he “met me too early”.. and I take that as “im not ready to settle down”… Ya know??
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Flo was it the flavored warming one????
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I dont think so…
Is it just me, or the flavored things never taste too good..
Flo have you tried the strawberry fruit rollups???
Corporate – When I saw it cost about $30…I put it back…I want somebody else to try it first…I’m cheap.
I was just reading the box, it seemed like bullsh*t to me anyway. Don’t you love having pple as your guinea pig? LMAO! I always do that. I ask somebody to try it first, they tell me the results. If its good I’ll buy/try it. I know so wrong. LOL/
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Oh shiat. I didn’t notice the price.
@Flo…the flavored never tastes good to me either.
Did the warming one feel good at all?
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Corporate I have to recaulk my wall, we had our house built and we’ve been in it 3 yrs and the headboard as left dents in the wall so I mat throw some sheers up to cover it and try to dress it up!
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LMFAO, when I was with my sons dad, we used to put a pillow between the headboard and the wall, to keep it from hitting..
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@FLO…did the warming one work? I’ve never tried any of them.
@Quitta…When I saw it cost about $30…I put it back…I want somebody else to try it first…I’m cheap.
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Haha, me too!!!! But I might try it this weekend and if I do, I’ll let cha know
@ Flo- Oh I got you. But you feel you 2 are compatible, make it work honey. I love a guy that makes me laugh. That’s a plus. My dude is funny, but corny funny. It’s too cute though. LOL.
Quitta Says:
Flo – Me myself, I like the LONG, SLOW STROKES.. Works everytime!!!!!
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Oh girl be squirting all over the place. Gotta place a towel down before I go to sleep.
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WAIT!!!!! HOLD UP!!!!! STOP THE PRESSS, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL, I been trying to “learn” how to squirt for the longest.. He likes that.. I never did before, but we’ve tried damn near everything… ANY SUGGESSTIONS?????
@Quitta
maybe somebody reading will be our guinea pig today.
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Flo have you tried the strawberry fruit rollups???
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Look at Brown giving us tips. LOL. Luvs it.
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Flo have you tried the strawberry fruit rollups???
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No mam, but I am open to trying new things..
What do I do with it?
Wrap it around his d*ck and suck it off???
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@Flo…the flavored never tastes good to me either.
Did the warming one feel good at all?
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It just made everything tingly in my opinion.. We used the bottle up, but never bought another one
wait a minute Flo I missed that too, I wish I could do it on regular basis, i asked him if i could stand over him and say “take that take that” but he said no!
Y’all STILL in here.
Y’all are some horny, freaky chics!
yyes Flo and because it sticks too it it’s harder to suck off and it also makes your mouth wetter :insert slupring sound:
Brown, don’t ask first…just ask him to forgive you later!
Quitta Says:
@ Flo- Oh I got you. But you feel you 2 are compatible, make it work honey. I love a guy that makes me laugh. That’s a plus. My dude is funny, but corny funny. It’s too cute though. LOL.
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Awwwww my guy is corny funny tooo!!!!!!!! And I LOVES it!!!! With his corny self.. and Im working with him.. Taking my time with him.. Not applying any pressure.. He knows this is where its at..
((thanks))
LOL @ MsKaylamomma — and you know thissss… Mannnn….
FloridaChick813 Says:
Awwwww my guy is corny funny tooo!!!!!!!! And I LOVES it!!!! With his corny self.. and Im working with him.. Taking my time with him.. Not applying any pressure.. He knows this is where its at..
((thanks))
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How long have you been together?
Flo -WAIT!!!!! HOLD UP!!!!! STOP THE PRESSS, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL, I been trying to “learn” how to squirt for the longest.. He likes that.. I never did before, but we’ve tried damn near everything… ANY SUGGESSTIONS?????
All I know is, it feels like I have to pee, but of course its not really piss. You know while he’s doing the do, I just let loose, I don’t really know how cause I’m in another world when it going on so. That shiat be shooting out all over the place. A big mess. LOL!
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LMAO!!!!!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
yyes Flo and because it sticks too it it’s harder to suck off and it also makes your mouth wetter :insert slupring sound:
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OOOHHHHH KKKAAAYYYYY!!!! Ima have to try this.. But am I supossed to suck all of it off?? How long does this take?? My jaws get tired!!!
and your a squirter too???
HOW CAN I LEARN TO DO THIS???????????
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
FloridaChick813 Says:
Awwwww my guy is corny funny tooo!!!!!!!! And I LOVES it!!!! With his corny self.. and Im working with him.. Taking my time with him.. Not applying any pressure.. He knows this is where its at..
((thanks))
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How long have you been together?
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Well, we were friends first.. Dated for about a year and a half.. Been together since August/September..
Not long!!
Flo -Awwwww my guy is corny funny tooo!!!!!!!! And I LOVES it!!!! With his corny self.. and Im working with him.. Taking my time with him.. Not applying any pressure.. He knows this is where its at.
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Hello! *High Five* That’s good though. I hope you 2 work out.
Quitta Says:
Flo -WAIT!!!!! HOLD UP!!!!! STOP THE PRESSS, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL, I been trying to “learn” how to squirt for the longest.. He likes that.. I never did before, but we’ve tried damn near everything… ANY SUGGESSTIONS?????
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LMAO!!!!! All I know is, it feels like I have to pee, but of course its not really piss. You know while he’s doing the do, I just let loose, I don’t really know how cause I’m in another world when it going on so. That shiat be shooting out all over the place. A big mess. LOL!
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Dayum Quitta…you’re probably just lucky like that. I don’t think it can be taught. I watched a porn where the squirted on command at any given time throughout the whole movie. It was amazing that she had any left!!!
Quitta Says:
Flo -WAIT!!!!! HOLD UP!!!!! STOP THE PRESSS, YOU JUST CAUGHT MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL, I been trying to “learn” how to squirt for the longest.. He likes that.. I never did before, but we’ve tried damn near everything… ANY SUGGESSTIONS?????
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LMAO!!!!! All I know is, it feels like I have to pee, but of course its not really piss. You know while he’s doing the do, I just let loose, I don’t really know how cause I’m in another world when it going on so. That shiat be shooting out all over the place. A big mess. LOL!
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Yea, thats what I read.. The bish’s on the flicks be squirting all over the place.. Wish I could do that… But I just cant let loose.. I feel the urge to pee sometimes, but my body wont let me let it loose. Its actually very irritating.. But I read in a book that not all women have this capability.. But I WANT IT DAMMIT!!
CorporateHoodB-tch Says:
@Quitta
maybe somebody reading will be our guinea pig today.
I hope they share. LOL
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You know it
Ladies, I hope you all are here when I return..
Me and my sis have a lunch date, so I’ll be back shortly!!!!
FLO I WON’T BE HERE BUT YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE!
@Flo…awww new
Just keep it tight, light and your sex on his brain every night! Sounds like you know what you are doing.
Corporate – Dayum Quitta…you’re probably just lucky like that. I don’t think it can be taught. I watched a porn where the squirted on command at any given time throughout the whole movie. It was amazing that she had any left!!!
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Oh shiat. I ain’t that damn talented. LMAO! Ten hut! Squirt! Nah I can’t. LMAO!
yes Flo you are supposed to suck it all off and it depends on how hard you suck so if you suck hard it will come off faster but you have to at least give him time to enjoy it and that way when he lets lose the majority of what you’ll be tasin is the fruit roll up
Oh Brown, Imma get a box today, for my son of course.
@ Quitta and Flo
@Brown…I’m packing my *sex bag*
1. Fruit Rollups
2. Handcuffs
3. Police woman’s mini uniform with fishnet stockings
Look on hubby’s face = PRICELESS
I’M GOING TO LUNCH
FLO and everyone else
I’m bout to leave so ya’ll have a good weekend and Corporate and who ever else gets some, make his head hit the headboard for me since i can’t get any!
See ya Corporate & Flo & Brown (if you’re leaving now). Yeah its lunch time.
@ Quitta and Flo
Yes, it can get kinda of crazy, but i don’t comment at night, i just read the comments the next morning.
And I left and went to a meeting and you guys are up to 240+ comments?
and the one shot i was waiting for: FAIL. he got a nice body though, that’s for sure. he got plenty of use out of the blue pajama pants.
Oh shiat. I ain’t that damn talented. LMAO! Ten hut! Squirt! Nah I can’t. LMAO!
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Quitta Says:
Oh Brown, Imma get a box today, for my son of course.
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I know I shouldv’e got those at the grocery store on Wednesday instead of the fruit snacks
Me no likey!
You guys Fidel is my friend and trainer and he is excellent. If you want a trainer who is good at what he does and very patient and effective, then you need to email Fidel for real. fidelismytrainer@yahoo.com. You will not be disappointed. I promise.
Interesting convo.
I can make some ladies squirt if i put the lady on their back and insert 2 fingers in the grotto. (index finger and the other one)The I move the 2 fingers very fast in and out while making sort of bow moves(sort of scratching) with the two fingers. If you do this very fast, if you can squirt, you are going to squirt. If not you prolly cannot squirt which is also no biggie. For us guys its very intensive to make these moves and your arm/fingers are very tired after a couple of minuts.
Interesting is the preference of big dicks by the SR girls.
I think this is representive for most girls. For us guys it is just the same as most guys like big titties( of course not all of them, but the most ones do) So due to natural selection in, lets say 100 years from now, the average dick size had grown a couple of inches because smaller dicks cannot mate
What do u think, or do u prefer a large income over a micro dick? (lolz)
Che you need to take that info over to Nichelle Walker’s page. She had a post about squirting earlier in the week.
If you look in the Jeezy post you can click on her name to go to her site.
what’s going on up in here