Waka Flocka Flame Arrested Again
Word out of the So Icey camp is that up-and-coming rapper Waka Focka Flame has been arrested again — this time for a probation violation for leaving the state of Georgia. The 23-year-old rapper is in a Houston prison and will be sitting down for a while this time.
According to TMZ.com, Waka — real name Juaquin James Malphurs — was on probation in Georgia for possessing a sawed-off shotgun.
It’s a good thing that Waka wrapped his “O Let’s Do It Remix” video this past Monday since he won’t be making any music videos for a while.
Waka’s case illustrates the state of shock that Hip Hop currently finds itself in. Half of Hip Hop’s elite rappers are either incarcerated or will be in time.
But there’s more: Waka’s mom, Debra Antney, is being accused of all sorts of shady dealings when it comes to her artists. Reports are that Nicki Minaj fired Antney as her manager. But according to a former Mizay/So Icey Entertainment employee, Nicki is still contractually obligated to Debra Antney and So Icey Entertainment.
In Georgia, contractual obligations are taken very seriously. Even verbal contracts are honored in courts here. So, while Nicki may no longer want Debra’s services, she will still have to pay her. I also hear that Gucci Mane, who is currently incarcerated in a Georgia prison, has reached through the bars to terminate his contract with So Icey Entertainment due to alleged mismanagement.
They word is that when Waka Flocka heard what Gucci Mane said about his mom, he cut all ties with Gucci Mane. This all went down before Waka was arrested yesterday.
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No custom car show in Dallas this weekend I guess
Some things I will never understand
His eyebrows are the bizness.
Good morning all
cheeks8683 Says:
No custom car show in Dallas this weekend I guess
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that is exactly what i just said to my husband
Stuff like this makes me really miss Outkast, Cutty Calhoun, Goodie Mob and even Trick Daddy.
What the Flocka? 23 and on probation and violated it. Whatever.
I hope he stays in jail. Sorry to all you Wacka stans!
good morning all. I don’t know what to say about this.
This is why the general image of Black Men will always be at the bottom. It’s almost like it is a sin for most of them to be responsible.
good morning everyone. I got a letter on my door telling me my apartment complex is going under. And that I might have 30 days to move. I really don’t know what to do.
Waka Flocka cant seem to stay out of the lime light these days…
Tooo bad its not for anything positive… With his handsome self..
@ Mz.Williams – Thats not cool, did they say why?
ms.truth Says:
rappers bore me
good morning, is it Friday yet?
Yes, rappers bore me also. Would I be sterotyping by saying they don’t marry, have 50/11 kids, have a limited vocabulary, have rap sheets longer than my arm, etc…
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Say what now? @Mz.williams
“Rocked to sleep like a BAAaaaby”
Auntie Sandy~
He’s not in a Houston Prison. He’s in a jail cell in Houston County. That’s here in Georgia, a little over a 100 miles south of Atlanta, GA.
Half of Hip Hop’s elite rappers are either incarcerated or will be in time.
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uhm…errr…i doubt very seriously Flamin’ Wacka Aflac is considered an “elite” rapper by anyone’s standards.
and i knew his mammy had to be shady by that bird’s nest of a hairpiece was sittin on top of her head…lookin’ like some burnt curly fries.
good mornin’ all
foreclosure i wish i had knew this before i paid rent
Redeemed777 Says:
This is why the general image of Black Men will always be at the bottom. It’s almost like it is a sin for most of them to be responsible.
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Yep.
Krysi J Says:
“Rocked to sleep like a BAAaaaby”
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Krysaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…it’s too early!
Dummy! But on another note It is my 30th birthday and I am on my way to Florida whoo hoo
Hey MsKaylamomma, Krysi J and Gypsy -
Hope ya’ll ladies have a beautiful day
@ DarkChild
did you have to show us ALL of your booty meat this early in the morning?!? i’m not draggin’ ya or anything like that…#jussayin
@ Shunda -
Happy Bday
Where in Florida are you going??
Good morning everyone!!
@ Krysi J
LOL!!
Mz.Williams Says:
foreclosure i wish i had knew this before i paid rent
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Damn, that sucks.. Wishin u luck with that situation
Mz.Williams Says:
foreclosure i wish i had knew this before i paid rent
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So there’s no where else you can go? I hope everything works out for you.
These rappers love jail :dyckinthebootywhole:
@ Shunda
Happy Birthday!
were meeting with a realtor today. so hopefully it all works out.
Mz.Williams Says:
good morning everyone. I got a letter on my door telling me my apartment complex is going under. And that I might have 30 days to move. I really don’t know what to do.
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I’m so sorry to hear that. Please try to keep ya head up. Can you receive some type of assistance to move, since it’s short notice???
@ Mz Williams
Check to see if they offer some kind of coverage for moving expenses.
@mirsmommy I’m not sure i will have to check into that. I’m praying that we can stay in this area so I wont have to switch my daughters school
Heeey Flo rida **waving** You can whisper those test results to me. I won’t tell no one.
Mz.Williams Says:
were meeting with a realtor today. so hopefully it all works out.
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Some things are a blessing in disguise.
@soulstar81 I will check that out.
@anna that’s what my hubby is saying. But I hate packing and unpacking
Shuna how young are you today?
Soulstar81 Says:
@ Mz Williams
Check to see if they offer some kind of coverage for moving expenses.
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Especially if its a breach of contract type situation
((I think thats how you say it))
THIS is how we’re starting our morning out huh??? SLLLOOOOWWWW news day huh? who cares. I mean this is DEF becoming the latest TREND with these ‘RAPPERS’.. I’m sooo over this phuckery
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
@Mz Williams:
I am sooooo sorry to hear the apartment complex is benig foreclosed on. Moving really sucks!!!
@shunda: Happy Birthday! I pray you make it to your destination safely.
ps: Sandra give us some morning wood or something.. that’d be hella better than this mess
@ MzWilliams
You might wanna wait and see what all your options are. I know someone that was living in an apartment building and its in foreclosure and the tenants were allowed to stay until the issue was settled. He’s been living there rent free for 2 yrs just paying utilities
@ MKM -
I still havent taken the test yet. I feel like its gonna be a waste of the test, cause IT is ALWAYS late.. and my boobs/nipples arent sure, and thats usually a FOR SURE sign..
But I will def. keep ya’ll posted.. Gypsy wants to be the E*Baby Shower coordinator 
Mz.Williams Says:
@anna that’s what my hubby is saying. But I hate packing and unpacking
me too, but everyone has a family member that loves to do it. It’s like wrapping and unwrapping presents to them. You can pay them a few bucks and get it over with.
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I miss real hip hop. Post some Jay Electronica Sandra. That nicca can spit fiyah.
@ladylew don’t tell me that girl FREE
I could def use a MORNING WOOD
@anna I will go get my nephews and pay them in pizza’s lil cesars at that lol
SO DARKCHILD SHOWIN US THE DARKMEAT! MORNIN AUNT FLO, SPEAK, MKM, MIRS AND ERRBODY ELSE!
ANY REPORTS TODAY SPEAK??????
DarkChild Says:
Auntie Sandy~
He’s not in a Houston Prison. He’s in a jail cell in Houston County. That’s here in Georgia, a little over a 100 miles south of Atlanta, GA.
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Thank you for clarifying that cuz I was about to say, he’s in Houston County in Georgia. I live there and people are makin’ it a big deal. It was on the local news and radio stations! LOL
Hey @Flo
@Speak- I was thinking the same damn thing.
@Shunda-Happy Birthday Girl.
Back to Flo- Whats up with the baby names?
Mz.Williams Says:
@anna I will go get my nephews and pay them in pizza’s lil cesars at that lol
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Damn sum pizza sounds good right now
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
SO DARKCHILD SHOWIN US THE DARKMEAT! MORNIN AUNT FLO, SPEAK, MKM, MIRS AND ERRBODY ELSE!
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Heyyyyy Brown *waving*
@FloridaChick813
I’m sending baby dust your way.
Congrats!! lol.
BROWN SUGA MAMA —
Girl Im lookin at that box of fruit roll ups in my cabinet, and im mad I cant do nothing with them til after April 24th
Mz.Williams Says:
@anna that’s what my hubby is saying. But I hate packing and unpacking
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Just be grateful that you weren’t put on the street and have to move with your kids in tow to a state over a thousand miles away. It could be so much worse. That’s just my testimony for today. But I made it through.
@ Gypsy && Ms.Truth -
Dammit man, ya’ll tryin to jinx a bish and im in NO predicument to have a baby
Well Flo if you aint pregnant now you sure will be after april 24th.
@Brownsuga, where should I send my bill for a new box of Fruit Rollups and a new jaw??
Shunda we are messing your name up today.
like a rock star, not really. 
@gypsyeyes you said that right it could be worst.
damn a new jaw what happen lol im trying to night.
I said a goddamn MKM. A new jaw. Let me find out you can put hoover out of business.
LMAO @ Gypsy – H3ll, thats when he wants to do it anyways, cause he wants it to be born in Feb.
I wonder when they try to touch him in his “no no” spot will they be saying “O Let’s Do It”. Don’t drop the soap!
Has anybody heard the Rickey Smiley spot for the new church on his show, and the changed the words to Waka’s song to “Hallelujah” it’s pretty funny!
Anna Says:
Mz.Williams Says:
were meeting with a realtor today. so hopefully it all works out.
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Some things are a blessing in disguise.
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The home hubby and I was renting got sold, we could have purchased it or move. We chose to move but purchased our own. That was over 7 yrs ago.
Not surprised at all.
:Offtopic:
Now normally I don’t play the race card but, I was listening to the radio yesterday and they were talking about how Lady Gaga is the hardest working lady in music because she almost passed out but kept going and how she is always working and on tour, blah, blah blah. I am NOT and I repeat NOT a Bey fan but come on now. No one works harder than Bey and how many times has she busted her azz, dang near cracked her skull and bloodied herself swing all that weave around, fell down stairs, off the stage and so on and kept going? Gaga been doing it for a few year and Bey been at it for what, like 10 plus?
gypsyeyes Says:
I said a goddamn MKM. A new jaw. Let me find out you can put hoover out of business.
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Flamin’ Wacka Aflac
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SPEAKS…..!!!
Morning eRRbody!!, Florida!!, soulstar!!, Mrs.K!!, BROWN!!!, Mirs, GYPS!!, EBOnnny!!!
Happy Birthday Shunda!!!…Enjoy Florida, its not hot and summery down here tho…I hope yall have something planned!
@Mz.Williams – its bad news for the owner of the property, but its somewhat good news for you, cuz just like someone else said you get to live there rent free until you can either find another place or they can provide you with living arrangements until new owners come thru or until the bank decides what to do with the property: sell/bulldoze etc..
@AL- and this is where Kanye should take the mic…
gypsyeyes Says:
I said a goddamn MKM. A new jaw. Let me find out you can put hoover out of business.
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STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m so 
But there’s more: Waka’s mom, Debra Antney, is being accused of all sorts of shady dealings when it comes to her artists.
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sandra can lift you up one day and knock you down the next…. can’t say she’s biased.
Come on baby kick those Daisy’s.
Look at them girls with the daisy’s dukes on. I want you to look at them girls with the daisy dukes on. Everybody
Yall are funny first thing in the morning.
sounds like MKM got the lock jaw last nite
Just for you *speakinmymind*
Oops…my gravatar didn’t change…I’m trying *speakinmymind*! lol
@ BROWNSUGA, gyps, etc.
have yall seen the commercial where the couple comes home from vacay and falls face first into their mattresses, and their voices are muffled while they’re talking about how much they missed their mattresses…
well, i say all that to say to describe how my jaws/lips – hell, entire lower half of my face – feels after trying the fruit rollup trick last night. i couldn’t even say good morning to hubby this morning! and i have been quiet as a church mouse at work this morning!
fruit rollups are the debbil, i tell ya! it takes a long time to suck all that gooey-ness off a peen!!
BUT **cue trumpets and drumroll**
hubby luv’d that shi.t!!! i was walkin’ around like i had won a heavyweight boxing match!!!
staying here rent free sounds damn good
@ Krysi J -
IDK about you, but im ready for the summer time.. This has been the longest winter ever.
I think I did it this time!!!
Hey Krysi J
There is something so funny about @Speak. I swear you have me
until I start 
sometimes.
@speakinmymind damn I’m ready to try maybe when hubby comes home for lunch break i took today off. no kids home either sounds perfect
@ DarkChild
**in my Luda voice**
“How low can u go…how low can u go…” LOLOL
@ speakinmymind -
Well now, THANKS so much for the report.. Each time I read sumone’s response I wanna try it more and more.. Damn I cant wait til after April 24th
…day dreamin and im thinkin of you…
Am I supposed to call her this morning now that I’m up? I know that she can hear me walking around but I can’t.
Heeeey Krysi J!
@ gypsyeyes
who me
yall the ones who have my stomach all cramped up, eyes watering and mess trying to laugh ‘quietly’ at work! you, BROWNSUGAPOET, KrysiJ, etc.
LOL @ Gypsy -
I think you should call her and check on them. That was nice of her though!!!!
And back to yesterday, I dont blame you for holding out until you meet someone worth giving “it” too!!!! H3ll, if this relationship im in now goes sour, thats what I plan to do
@ Mz.Williams and FloridaChick813,
i didn’t do the bubbles, though! i’m not that experienced yet…but the fruit rollups do help alot at the end when my gag reflex usually kicks in pretty strong. sorry if that’s too graphic but yall know what part i’m talmbout.
Speak and MKM did you make sure he was standin up on the bed?????
@ speakinmymind:
**in my Luda voice**
“How low can u go…how low can u go…” LOLOL
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I’m listening to that now! ha ha
@speakinmymind, so the back of your throat still intact??
The first person who passes out while trying to suck off a fruit roll up, better come straight to SR and tell us! Those things are too thick to come off in under 30mins. and If I’m giving 30 min head you betta be tossing some $100 bills on me, my max is 10mins! Y’all jaw/neck/tongue/teeth gone be sore as sh!t! Then they not gone won’t regular head after that.
Good morning y’all
speakinmymind Says:
@ Mz.Williams and FloridaChick813,
i didn’t do the bubbles, though! i’m not that experienced yet…but the fruit rollups do help alot at the end when my gag reflex usually kicks in pretty strong. sorry if that’s too graphic but yall know what part i’m talmbout.
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Wait, hold up.. I missed the part about the bubbless.. What does this include??
@nika405 I feel you on that but i wanna try it
@Flo- While typing this I’m on the phone with her but she just told me to meet her in the front at 12 so that we can go to the park. But when she heard my voice she changed her mind. I sound like I smoked a pack a day since I was 4.
The sex thing is what I will be sticking to. I may have changed my mind about alot of things but I’m not going back on this. Aint shyt popping off, son.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
@speakinmymind, so the back of your throat still intact??
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If I’m giving 30 min head you betta be tossing some $100 bills on me, my max is 10mins!
you are a mess lol
He needs me
nika405 Says:
The first person who passes out while trying to suck off a fruit roll up, better come straight to SR and tell us! Those things are too thick to come off in under 30mins. and If I’m giving 30 min head you betta be tossing some $100 bills on me, my max is 10mins! Y’all jaw/neck/tongue/teeth gone be sore as sh!t! Then they not gone won’t regular head after that.
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But im still gonna try it though
LOL @ Gypsy
I dont blame you one bit
@iscream that’s how I got my nickname in high school #dontjudgeme
This one time in band camp…I gave head to the baby daddy in a hotel room and broke the headboard. Like it came clear off the wall. Glad the room was in his name and on his card.
You ain’t done shyt if the back of your throat don’t have a hole in it, right?? @ Brownsuga.
69 for me, fruit rollups can go both ways. I need you to lick it until you reach the center. 
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Speak and MKM did you make sure he was standin up on the bed?????
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we started out that way but ended up trying a coupla other positions cuz it takes a while to suck off a dang fruit rollup. next time, i think i’ll try something really thin like a Listerine mouthstrip or something small like that! sheesh!
@ MKM
i can barely open my mouth cuz it hurts so bad. i had to brush my teeth pretty miuch close-mouthed this morning!
@Daisy, you wore daisy dukes to school? Let me find out you exposing the goodies.
HMMMMMM………FRUIT ROLL UP? NEVER TRIED THAT ONE. MY MAN CAN’T SUSTAIN 30 MINUTES OF HEAD NEWAYS BEFORE HE ERUPTS, SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ONE. WORD TO THE WISE, NEVER TRY THE COOLMINT LISTERINE, I WAS TOLD IT IS COOL FEELING AT FIRST, BUT SHORTLY THERAFTER, IT BURNS LIKE HELL!
@MKM- you naassstttaaayyyy!!!!
OH YEAH DON’T JUDGE ME!
So, what’s the expiration date on fruit roll ups? I think I will purchase some and have them around the house “just in case”. That is if the kids don’t get to them first
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
You ain’t done shyt if the back of your throat don’t have a hole in it, right?? @ Brownsuga. 69 for me, fruit rollups can go both ways. I need you to lick it until you reach the center.
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gypsyeyes Says:
This one time in band camp…I gave head to the baby daddy in a hotel room and broke the headboard. Like it came clear off the wall. Glad the room was in his name and on his card.
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@Muncho- always keep ice on the side of the bed. But a can of peaches in heavy syrup has always been my friend.
@gypsyeys: I love the peaches in heavy syrup too *giggles*
Sitting up in the bed while he stood over me. I think he passed out though cause he just fell over like weekend at bernies. had me scared for a minute. I can suck the marrow out a chicken bone without even touching it. POW!!!
next time, i think i’ll try something really thin like a Listerine mouthstrip or something small like that! sheesh!
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@ Speak see! This child can’t even brush her teeth! I learned the hard way…don’t do something you can’t at least maintain on a weekly basis, Speak gon be all skinny and sh!t cause she won’t be able to eat!
gypsyeyes Says:
@Muncho- always keep ice on the side of the bed. But a can of peaches in heavy syrup has always been my friend.
HE RAN TO MY BATHROOM AN PUT THE PEEN UNDER THE COLD WATER! HE SAID HE HAD TO GET IT OFF! WE’VE DONE THE FRUIT & ICE ALREADY.
MUNCHOSGIRL Says:
HMMMMMM………FRUIT ROLL UP? NEVER TRIED THAT ONE. MY MAN CAN’T SUSTAIN 30 MINUTES OF HEAD NEWAYS BEFORE HE ERUPTS, SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ONE. WORD TO THE WISE, NEVER TRY THE COOLMINT LISTERINE, I WAS TOLD IT IS COOL FEELING AT FIRST, BUT SHORTLY THERAFTER, IT BURNS LIKE HELL!
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LMAO, thanks for the tip!!!!!!
Why is there a new post about those damn Louis bags. Those are not cute enough to get a second post the next day. I’ll stay here. Please and thank you
I can suck the marrow out a chicken bone without even touching it. POW!!!
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OOOHHHH MY!!!!!!!!!
No wonder you holding out til you meet someone special..
gypsyeyes Says:
Sitting up in the bed while he stood over me. I think he passed out though cause he just fell over like weekend at bernies. had me scared for a minute. I can suck the marrow out a chicken bone without even touching it. POW!!!
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Damn Gypsyeyes! :notworthy:
:standingovation:
gypsyeyes Says:
Why is there a new post about those damn Louis bags. Those are not cute enough to get a second post the next day. I’ll stay here. Please and thank you
YOU KNOW HOW SANDRA IS CHILD! I SEE AS LONG AS HE GETS HIS FREE ADVERTISEMENT ON CAMERA HE’S COOL! HOW IS IT THESE POSTS JUST GET SO OFF TOPIC?
OH YEAH GYPSYEYES, I AM SCARED OF YOU! YOU DON’T LIVE IN FLORIDA DO YOU?
say whaaaaaaaaaa @ the fruit roll ups?! taking notes ladies.. I’m taking notes LOL
IDK about you, but im ready for the summer time.. This has been the longest winter ever.
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yea winter is usually over by Febuary …and its almost APRIL….but you know they say this year will be hotter than ever….!!! “Can’t tell the seasons”
whats good OUTSIDE….. “like a baaaaBy”
Thanks for the report MKM…and Speaks…!!!…aka NO JAWS
Morning!
@ topic – I don’t care what anyone says, but I CAN’T WAIT until Mr. West is back on the scene!!!
And the remix goes, sing it with SR FAM!!!!!
“Yeaaaaaaaaaaah/ i am stupid/yep i am foolish/yep i’m still shooting!!!!!!!!”
Yeaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL @ Munchosgirl
I was jus thinking to myself “Note to self, do not let the sweetie read Gypsy’s post on sucking marrow through a chicken bone with no hands” –
That girl got talent!!!
Don’t worry Muncho. I don’t mess with no one elses man. I have a rule if I can’t go to YOUR house by the third date there is a problem. That is a tell tell sign there is a woman somewhere in hiding.
Besides only my man gets that specail treatment. I’m talking after about a year of being in a relationship do you get the bone marrow treatment other than that you only get the kitty cat strokes.
@Gypsy: This one’s for you
the head trick is to stop chewing gum make your jaw weak and no dude can make it to the 10 minute mark moreless 30 minutes with the head game leave the fruit rollups alone !!! au natural maybe some ice or halls is the best way to go more tips from the SR rose family GUTEN TAG!!! from Germany peeps!!!!
@Shunda
Happy Birthday Chica!
they may be a lil sensitive to these ears early in the morning!!! I will say this…we forgot about all the props and….OKAY i’m bordering TMI now…i will let yall know more details in a more time appropriate moment…lets say after lunch 
@Mz.Williams: girl i got u in my prayers okay!
@BrownSuga: Honey chile i put them kids to bed…put some Henny in my system…and it was ON u hear me??? Girl i would give more details but
LEXDIAMONZ, HALLS? WHICH FLAVOR DO YOU SUGGEST, I HAVE CHERRY AND LEMON ALREADY, LET ME KNOW!
@ MKM
i don’t like that ‘hitting the back of my throat’. my gag reflex is reeeeeeaaaallly sensitive, so i don’t go all the way down the peen every time. that’s why my throat isn’t sore.
@ nika405
you made water come out my nostrils from lol’ing so hard!!
@ Krysi J -
I hear its gonna be a horribly hot summer… Im dredding it already, but I do like the warmer weather.
Nika if you go at it full force it won’t take that long to suck if off! MKM I tried to tell you with him standin over you is the best way because your neck wont get as tired. I find it’s easierif I’m sittin on my knees and that’s when he passed smooth out!
gypsyeyes Says:
Sitting up in the bed while he stood over me. I think he passed out though cause he just fell over like weekend at bernies. had me scared for a minute. I can suck the marrow out a chicken bone without even touching it. POW!!!
Oh my damn! lmao :notworthy:
gypsyeyes Says:
Sitting up in the bed while he stood over me. I think he passed out though cause he just fell over like weekend at bernies. had me scared for a minute. I can suck the marrow out a chicken bone without even touching it. POW!!!
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My Hubby told me that I could suck a marble through a straw.
Now we’re moving on to Halls?!? What in the world….
Well, I have my notepad out and I’m taking notes. gotta get my chest of tricks stocked up. If and when I get a man, I’m be ready. Hell, I hope he’s ready!!!!!
I’ll do it this weekend to let yall know how long it should take but even 15 minutes it waaayyyyy too long!
It shouldn’t even be 10 minutes
mirsmommy Says:
gypsyeyes Says:
Sitting up in the bed while he stood over me. I think he passed out though cause he just fell over like weekend at bernies. had me scared for a minute. I can suck the marrow out a chicken bone without even touching it. POW!!!
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@ gypsy. Lemme find out YOU tryna put Hoover outta business.
My Hubby told me that I could suck a marble through a straw.
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SOUNDS LIKE ME MAN, TOLD ME IF HE FOUND UP I GAVE THE KITTY AWAY HE WOULD BE MAD, IF I GAVE THE HEAD AWAY HE’D KILL ME!
I dont think Halls will work for me.. I cant stand the taste of them
yvonne79 Says:
Now we’re moving on to Halls?!? What in the world….
Well, I have my notepad out and I’m taking notes. gotta get my chest of tricks stocked up. If and when I get a man, I’m be ready. Hell, I hope he’s ready!!!!!
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FloridaChick813 Says:
yvonne79 Says:
Now we’re moving on to Halls?!? What in the world….
Well, I have my notepad out and I’m taking notes. gotta get my chest of tricks stocked up. If and when I get a man, I’m be ready. Hell, I hope he’s ready!!!!!
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He’s gonna be like “Who are you?? And where did you come from?”
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I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME, I HAD BEEN GETTING TIPS FROM MY FRIENDS, SO I DECIDED TO GO AHEAD AND SURPRISE HIM. I WOKE HIM UP BY PERFORMING MY “MAGIC” HE WAS SHOCKED AND LATER ASKED WHERE THAT CAME FROM, AND THEN SAID THANK YOU! SAID I HAD BEEN HOLDING OUT ON HIM!
HAHA.. I held out on my sweetie for the longest, then I was tryna be “cute” with it.. Then we moved in together and I went straight BEAST MODE and he was like
>> 
“Can I have you??”
I was like >>
“SURE!”
@ everyone who tried the Fruit Rollup last night: Wowzers well did anyone shower right after??? All them juices running down my neck i felt sticky so me and the mister took it to the shower…now that there is a whole nother story…but ummmmm lets say that one he owed me he fulfilled immediately
chile a person like me having trouble walking AND talking (BROWNSUGA a girl cant live like this u know…she just cant)!!!
i’ve tried peaches…luvs it. but haven’t tried Halls…i unno about that one cuz it might burn.
@ BROWNSUGAPOET,
it didn’t take 30 minutes cuz i swallowed some pieces of the fruit rollup as it started melting. i didn’t wanna risk chewing any of it and causing an “accident”!
@Muncho- when I say kitty cat strokes I mean licks like when a cat is cleaning her self.
PSA: HOW TO BLOW BUBBLES
ONCE HE HAS LET LOOSE IN YOUR MOUTH, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, MOVE YOUR TONGUE AROUND IN THE JUICES LIKE IT’S BUBBLE GUM AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOU’D BLOW A BUBBLE THERE YOU GO!
gypsyeyes Says:
@Muncho- when I say kitty cat strokes I mean licks like when a cat is cleaning her self.
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*WAVING* Hey MUNCHOGIRL!!!!!!
What’s the tea on that background dancer all up on Jigga man?
Girl I thought u were banned. Glad to see you still around. (Giving lessons no less
)
@ daisy
I remember you saying that before. Guess you aren’t all prude.
@ ohso -
Well damn, ima lil jealous
lol
FloridaChick813 Says:
@ Munchosgirl -
HAHA.. I held out on my sweetie for the longest, then I was tryna be “cute” with it.. Then we moved in together and I went straight BEAST MODE
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speakinmymind Says:
@ BROWNSUGAPOET,
it didn’t take 30 minutes cuz i swallowed some pieces of the fruit rollup as it started melting. i didn’t wanna risk chewing any of it and causing an “accident”!
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LOL @ speak, she cheated!!!!!!!
But hey, I dont blame you, cause I know a fruit roll up is thick as hell.. Ima need you to be careful with that though, we dont need you choking to death on pieces of fruit roll up!
@Floridachick: I know right!!!!
@Mucho: I’m always the shy and reserved chick in the streets but get some alcohol in me, close the door and turn the lights out- I embrace my enter Lil Kim and Trina combo
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
PSA: HOW TO BLOW BUBBLES
ONCE HE HAS LET LOOSE IN YOUR MOUTH, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, MOVE YOUR TONGUE AROUND IN THE JUICES LIKE IT’S BUBBLE GUM AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOU’D BLOW A BUBBLE THERE YOU GO!
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OOHHH WWWWOOOOWWWWWW Suga Mama!!!!!!!!! No wonder your married!!!!!
Ok I been lurking like a faggot in a straight club…!!!
Taking my dam notes.
Don’t try the listerine it will burn his penn penn
Peaches n heavy syrup
Dem dam fruit roll ups..
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
PSA: HOW TO BLOW BUBBLES
ONCE HE HAS LET LOOSE IN YOUR MOUTH, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, MOVE YOUR TONGUE AROUND IN THE JUICES LIKE IT’S BUBBLE GUM AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOU’D BLOW A BUBBLE THERE YOU GO!
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**record scratches** This >>
then >> 
What. In. The. Hell.?? **draws the line** _________ that’s nasty! 
QuettaV Says:
Ok I been lurking like a faggot in a straight club…!!!
@Quetta V-
OMG. My tummy hurts.
DEAD @ BROWN!!!! DEM DAM BUBBLES….
I will never buy my children fruit roll ups. NEVER!!!!
LMFAO @ Quetta V & MKM
OMGGGG, my face hurts from laughin soo much.. Folks around me are lookin like “How come she has soo much fun working??”
PSA (public service announcement)
I WILL NEVER BLOW BUBBLES!
You all have me holding my mouth from laughing out loud. I am hurting.
gypsyeyes Says:
@Muncho- when I say kitty cat strokes I mean licks like when a cat is cleaning her self.
I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT! I DON’T LIKE KITTY STROKES, STROKE ME ON THE INSIDE, TICKLE MY WALLS, HAVE ME DELIRIOUS AND SHYT!
FLORIDACHICK, ME AND HE HAD A MINI SESSION FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY, CHILE, HAD MY KNEES ALL FLUCKED UP, THEY WOULDN’T CO-OPERATE WITH MY BRIAN FOR A WHILE! I WANTED TO WALK BUT I JUST COULDN’T!
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iscream Says:
*WAVING* Hey MUNCHOGIRL!!!!!!
What’s the tea on that background dancer all up on Jigga man?
Girl I thought u were banned. Glad to see you still around. (Giving lessons no less )
“WAVING AT ISCREAM” I ONLY COMMENT ON THINGS OF INTEREST TO ME ON HERE, I AM A FLORIDA CHICK, SANDRA CATER TO ATLANTA! I DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING M T O PRINT! BEYONCE IS ON TOUR WITH HER HUSBAND, SHE MISSED ONE CONCERT BUT MADE THE AFTERPARTY(ATLANTIC CITY). NOT SAYING HE WON’T CHEAT, BUT I DON’T THINK HE WOULD CHEAT WITH SOMEONE SO CLOSE TO HOME.
PSA: HOW TO BLOW BUBBLES
ONCE HE HAS LET LOOSE IN YOUR MOUTH, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, MOVE YOUR TONGUE AROUND IN THE JUICES LIKE IT’S BUBBLE GUM AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOU’D BLOW A BUBBLE THERE YOU GO!
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**record scratches** This >> then >> What. In. The. Hell.?? **draws the line** _________ that’s nasty!
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hey…at least she’s married
u should try it MKM!!
Yall are really disrespecting Wack Flocka Flame in this post. He deserves some kind of acknowledgment. I now deem the fruit roll up trick to be called.
***drum roll please****
THE WACKA FLOCKA FLAME HEAD.
@OHSO
HAVE YOU HAD HIM STAND UP ON THE BENCH IN THE SHOWER???
@ BROWN… WHEN YOU SAID BLOW BUBBLES I THOUGHT U MEANT WHEN I AM FINISH AND AS HE IS LAYING PASSED OUT I WAS TO GET A BOTTLE OF BUBBLES AND BLOW THEM ON HIM….
can’t do what you just said to do…. that’s straight vomiting on his arse!
gypsyeyes Says:
Yall are really disrespecting Wack Flocka Flame in this post. He deserves some kind of acknowledgment. I now deem the fruit roll up trick to be called.
***drum roll please****
THE WACKA FLOCKA FLAME HEAD.
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QuettaV Says:
@ BROWN… WHEN YOU SAID BLOW BUBBLES I THOUGHT U MEANT WHEN I AM FINISH AND AS HE IS LAYING PASSED OUT I WAS TO GET A BOTTLE OF BUBBLES AND BLOW THEM ON HIM….
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I JUST YELLED OUT LOUD!!!
@Quetta V- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KORNA >>>>>>>>>>>NOW!!!!
@ Munchosgirl -
From one Florida Chick to Another… I LOVE those weak in the knee’s sex sessions.. They be having your butt walking bow legged and pegion toed all at once
@Gypsy: Girl Stop!!! Hmmmm lemme text the honey now and tell him that he got some Wacka Flocka Flame Head!! I can see the reply text right now “OH LETS DO IT”
gypsyeyes Says:
Yall are really disrespecting Wack Flocka Flame in this post. He deserves some kind of acknowledgment. I now deem the fruit roll up trick to be called.
***drum roll please****
THE WACKA FLOCKA FLAME HEAD.
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LMMMFFAAAAOOOOO
I’m so glad that I’m at home. I just became a poot broccoli hoe except I didn’t eat no broccoli.
Flo I’m already bowlegged and pigeon toed so I guess my walk is much worse when that happens
gypsyeyes Says:
@Quetta V- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KORNA >>>>>>>>>>>NOW!!!!
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I’m scared in that KORNA… RICK ROSS SCARY ARSE MAY BE OVA THERE LURKING
@ Quetta V, please join Gypsy in the KONA. Why in the hell would you break out a damn bubble machine in the middle of
? 
CAN’T BE A BUBBLE BLOWER, SORRY…..HEAD TURNS ME ON, I AM A SWALLOWER(I KNOW TMI) BUT WE’RE ALL ADULTS RIGHT? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HAVE AN “O” GIVING HEAD?
@Brown: What bench???
Ok do i need to go to Walmart during lunch and purchase one of those bath benches that are meant for the geriatric crew???
@BrownSuga; Well after ready everybody else, I think it’s safe to say that Me and my Hubby tried your little fruit rollup trick and let me tell u, he loved it!! He was like damn girl!! But shyt those things last forever… This morning I called him and said “babe can you stop and get some jelly beans on ur way home”? hahaha, he thought I was serious!!!!
gypsyeyes Says:
I’m so glad that I’m at home. I just became a poot broccoli hoe except I didn’t eat no broccoli.
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Im glad you mentioned this, because I missed out on that… What exactly does “poot broccoli hoe” mean??
LMAO OHSO! I had a bench built in my shower. I don’t know bout them geriatric benches
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
@ Quetta V, please join Gypsy in the KONA. Why in the hell would you break out a damn bubble machine in the middle of ?
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WHEN I WAS TAKING NOTES ON HOW TO PERFORM WITH A FRUIT ROLL UP I MAY HAVE MISSED SOMETHING… I JUST GOT BLOW BUBBLES. WHEN HE WOKE UP AFTER PASSING OUT.. HE WAS GOING TO THINK HE DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO BE DANCING AND BLOWING BUBBLES ALL OVA THE ROOM…. NOW I KNOW BETTER……
This convo has gone to the left. This is wrong on so many levels.
@Muncho- No you are not the only one. I get turned on by his reactions and his moans.
@OHSO-Let me find out you hijacked the medical supply van in front of the local senior citizens home.
THAT SHOWER ACTION IS SERIOUS, BUT AFTER YOU’VE BEEN BENT AND TWISTED EVERY WHICH WAY YOU HAIR BE SCREWED TOO!
FloridaChick813 Says:
gypsyeyes Says:
I’m so glad that I’m at home. I just became a poot broccoli hoe except I didn’t eat no broccoli.
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Im glad you mentioned this, because I missed out on that… What exactly does “poot broccoli hoe” mean??
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A HOE WHO POOTS AFTER SHE EATS BROCCOLI…
@gyp…insert whatever you ate…
POOT EGGS HOE
POOT WAFFLES HOE
POOT SPECIAL K WITH BERRIES HOE
Like that
MUNCHOSGIRL Says:
CAN’T BE A BUBBLE BLOWER, SORRY…..HEAD TURNS ME ON, I AM A SWALLOWER(I KNOW TMI) BUT WE’RE ALL ADULTS RIGHT? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HAVE AN “O” GIVING HEAD?
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No heffa, you are NOT the only one.. I thought only I liked doing it that much… I swear, sometimes Im like “What is wrong with me?” – I LOVE DOIN IT
And IDK if this is also TMI, but I can bust off just nipple stimulation too
OKAY GYPSY, I LOVE WHEN HE JERKS AND SHYT AND STARTS STAMMERING.
QuettaV Says:
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
@ Quetta V, please join Gypsy in the KONA. Why in the hell would you break out a damn bubble machine in the middle of ?
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WHEN I WAS TAKING NOTES ON HOW TO PERFORM WITH A FRUIT ROLL UP I MAY HAVE MISSED SOMETHING… I JUST GOT BLOW BUBBLES. WHEN HE WOKE UP AFTER PASSING OUT.. HE WAS GOING TO THINK HE DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO BE DANCING AND BLOWING BUBBLES ALL OVA THE ROOM…. NOW I KNOW BETTER……
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Like a little fairy
gypsyeyes Says:
This convo has gone to the left. This is wrong on so many levels.
@Muncho- No you are not the only one. I get turned on by his reactions and his moans.
@OHSO-Let me find out you hijacked the medical supply van in front of the local senior citizens home.
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DEAD!!!! while sitting in this stank arse KORNA…. Now i see where OHSO got the surgical masks from…
I’m laughing so hard I think I blacked out.
@Flo- I think that is something someone said in another post but it cracks me up. I don’t really know the meaning.
LMFAO @ OutsideTheBox -
Poot Pizza Hoe
((thats what im about to eat))
QUUUUUEEEEETTTTTAAAAA!!
FLORIDACHICK, I BEES CRAVING IT TOO LAST WEEK I WAS PUT ON A DIET, IT WAS “MY” ALL ABOUT PLEASING ME, HE WOULDN’T LET ME GET MY “SUCK” ON.
POOT BROCOLLI HOE….Check my comment #194 on the Deion Grant PIC post. I explained it there.
NO MUNCHOS YOU AREN’T THE ONLY ONE
WHICH ONE OF YOU HOES CAME IN THE KORNA AND POOTED…???? SMELLING LIKE CABBAGE… “POOT CABBAGE HOES”
I had eggs and turkey sausage. No cabbage.
Well now I know why I couldn’t find a box of Fruit Roll-Ups at Safeway last night, I had to settle for fruit by the foot, jk.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
QUUUUUEEEEETTTTTAAAAA!!
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WHAT I DO NOW…???
@MUNCHOS
SO YOU’LL SWALLOW BUT WON’T BLOW BUBBLES???
***drum roll please****
THE WACKA FLOCKA FLAME HEAD
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**nurse speaking on the hospital intercom**
“Paging Dr. KrysiJ! paging Dr. KrysiJ! STAT!! Code Blue!! Code Blue!!”
DEAD! FLATLINED!
QuettaV Says:
@ BROWN… WHEN YOU SAID BLOW BUBBLES I THOUGHT U MEANT WHEN I AM FINISH AND AS HE IS LAYING PASSED OUT I WAS TO GET A BOTTLE OF BUBBLES AND BLOW THEM ON HIM….
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me too!
okay okay now yall gotta stop…im laughing at yall while answering the phone at my job okay so here are my replies
@FLORIDA CHICK: Naw u aint the only one…back in my college days i would niccas do that…i would bust one…then would give em the deuces…they didnt know what the hell happened!!! Oh and i will post the meaning of Poot Broccoli Hoe in just a min…
@GYPSY: A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. At least its free and it may turn me on feeling like i’m an outlaw or something!
@Quetta: So i’m in the korna too???? Heeeyyy i’m kinda hoping Rick Ross is there cuz like i said before he loves a buffet so i can bust a quick one…and not have to see his face!!!
OutsidetheBox Says:
@OHSO…so one day we in the thread going HAM (as usual) and…I think it was a Beyonce post…anyway, everybody know I fukk w Beyonce the long way…so I’m in there rah rah’n and stanning bout something or another related to Bey…just so happens that IM left her reading comprehension skills at home that day…and she thought I was talking ish to her…so in true IM fashion, she went to wErK *insert 2 snaps*…too bad I was agreeing with her
She told me off and asked why I was so worried about her…something like *hits caps lock button* SIMPLE MOFOS $^%#@ !^&* SH.IAT &*^%# @%* DUMB AZZ BROADS *&^&* ()^%$## WANNA KNOW WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH????? *&^%$%$*…
AND THEN THE KILLER : POOT BROCCOLLI HOE…. followed by an emoticon.
IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Krysi please sing this “This Lil Light O Mine” at Speaks funeral!
So yall thought I actually meant go buy some bubbles and blow them over him??? What type of voodoo priestess stuff is that???
So yall went home thinkin “what the hell is BROWN into”
even though i’ve been married for some years, i’m fairly new to the oral game as far as using food, swallowing, etc. seems the closer i get to 40, the more freaky i’m getting, but hubby is lovin’ it.
thanks for all the ‘info’!!
@Quetta: So i’m in the korna too???? Heeeyyy i’m kinda hoping Rick Ross is there cuz like i said before he loves a buffet so i can bust a quick one…and not have to see his face!!!
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@ OHSO let me get the hell up out this KORNA and I do not want to see that!! OHSO Rick Ross look like he stank!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
@MUNCHOS
SO YOU’LL SWALLOW BUT WON’T BLOW BUBBLES???
BASICALLY….FEELING IT SITTING IN MY MOUTH MAKES ME GAG, ESPECIALLY THAT EXTRA THICK ONE, BUT HEY THAT’S JUST ME. HONESTLY WHEN IT GETS GOOD TO YOU, YOU SUCK UNTIL HE’S EMPTY!:-D OTHERWISE, WHY ARE YOU SUCKING “HOW MANY SUCKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CREAMY CENTER?”
I knew what you were talking about and all that I pictured was the husband in ‘diary of a mad black woman’ when she threw him in the tub.
THOSE KIND OF BUBBLES, RIGHT????
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
Krysi please sing this “This Lil Light O Mine” at Speaks funeral!
So yall thought I actually meant go buy some bubbles and blow them over him??? What type of voodoo priestess stuff is that???
So yall went home thinkin “what the hell is BROWN into”
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YEP!!!! And Iw ent out and got me about 2 bootles and all the little utensils that you can get… I was going to blow big bubbles, big giagantic bubbles, little small bubbles.. was going to be bubbles everywhere!
YOU DO HAVE A POINT MUNCHOS BUT I GUESS I’M JUST NASTY LIKE THAT! I WAS TRYIN TO REACH PORN START STATUS!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW I CAME UP WITH THE FRUIT ROLL UP BUT BECAUSE IT INVOLVES 2 THINGS I LOVE I DECIDED TO BE CREATIVE BUT I’M DONE GIVING OUT FREE SECRETS! YA’LL GONE HAVE TO PAY FOR THE NEXT FEW!
@ BROWN
at first, i thought i knew what you meant (which turned out to be what you actually meant). but last night (guess nerves got the best of me), i figured you couldn’t possibly have meant that (which turned out to be what you actually meant), so i wrongly assumed that you must have meant actual blowing bubbles. ya feel me?!?
If he got on boxers, ill just walk up to him, take it out, and do my business.. He’s usually like “u make me feel like a piece of meat”..
Side-eyeing BrownSugaMama for shrinking her hubby’s boxer briefs so she can see his print
SPEAKINMYMIND! OMG! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME, I HIT THE BIG 40 LAST YEAR, I SWEAR FO M&M”S I WANT TO HAVE SEX LIKE EVERYDAY, 2 3X! MY MAN SAID HAIL NO, I WILL NOT HAVE HIM ALL SHRIVELED UP! BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO PUT IT DOWN THOUGH, NOT TO MENTION HE’S 8 YRS YOUNGER!
Quetta I keep forgettin every body don’t have a filthy mind like I do so I should have been more specific
speakinmymind Says:
even though i’ve been married for some years, i’m fairly new to the oral game as far as using food, swallowing, etc. seems the closer i get to 40, the more freaky i’m getting, but hubby is lovin’ it.
thanks for all the ‘info’!!
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I hear i’ll become hornier as I age.. This makes me worry because I already feel like a guy.. I think about sex all the time…
@ BROWN…. I do not mind paying for your secrets..!
FLO DONT WORRY, I FEEL THE SAME WAY! HE WAS OFF WORK AND I TOLD HIM WHEN I WALKED IN I WANTED HIM TO BE NAKED STROKIN IT AND HE SAID HE ALMOST FELT DEGRADED! I TOLD HIM “WE’RE MARRIED SO I CAN’T DEGRADE YOU”
QuettaV Says:
@ BROWN…. I do not mind paying for your secrets..!
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I second that!
@ BROWN… WHEN YOU SAID BLOW BUBBLES I THOUGHT U MEANT WHEN I AM FINISH AND AS HE IS LAYING PASSED OUT I WAS TO GET A BOTTLE OF BUBBLES AND BLOW THEM ON HIM…. can’t do what you just said to do…. that’s straight vomiting on his arse!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you just shot me in my PINKY tOE!!
**nurse speaking on the hospital intercom**
“Paging Dr. KrysiJ! paging Dr. KrysiJ! STAT!! Code Blue!! Code Blue!!”
Krysi please sing this “This Lil Light O Mine” at Speaks funeral!
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*signals choir*
*in lil Annie Mae’s voice*
“BRIGHT LIGHT”
My Lil LIGHT
Im gonna let it shIIIIiiine WHOAAaaaa
BRIGHT LIGHT
My Lil LIGHT
Im gonna let it SHiIiiiiIne
MY BRIGHT LIIIIIIIGHT
PRETTY LITTLE LIGHT
IM GONNA LET IT SHINE!
LET IT SHINE
LET IT SHINE
Im gonna
LET IT SHINE
WHOAAAaaa YEah!
*MKM faints on church floor*
*Gyps covers her up with a white sheet*
*pours out Vodka in Speaks and BRown’s memories*
ROFLMBAO @ KRYSI!!!!
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR “BROWNSUGA’S SECRETS TO A HAPPY SEX LIFE”
*busts throught the church doors and moonwalk down the aisle*
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
FLO DONT WORRY, I FEEL THE SAME WAY! HE WAS OFF WORK AND I TOLD HIM WHEN I WALKED IN I WANTED HIM TO BE NAKED STROKIN IT AND HE SAID HE ALMOST FELT DEGRADED! I TOLD HIM “WE’RE MARRIED SO I CAN’T DEGRADE YOU”
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LMAO @ Krysi J -
That just made me think of the beginning of “Whats love Got To Do with It”…
Anna Mae was killin it!
@ BROWNSUGAPOET
the visual of you bustin in the church and moonwalking coupled with KrysiJ’s singing…I.CAN’T.BREEVE!!
By the time I find me a man to have sex with and pull out my bag of tricks this will be called the:
WACKED FLACKED FLAMING HEAD WITH THE COBBWEBS ATTACHED.
LMAO GYPSY!
FLO I TAPPED IN TO MY INNER WESLEY PIPES AND TOLD HIM “THIS AIN’T NO HIGH SCHOOL P____! THIS IS SOME GROWN WOMAN P____ SO YOU BETTER F____ ME LIKE I’M A GROWN WOMAN!!! I PAID FOR IT DEARLY!!!
LMAO @ Gypsy -
Girl ima need you to keep them cob webs cleaned out..
U better be pleasing your self.. or something… all that backed up sexual frustration is NOT good
BROWNSUGAPOET, OH MY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE “LUNCH” I GOT YESTERDAY! HURT ME SO GOOD!
LMFAO @ Suga -
GIRL I bet you did.. Thats one thing they like to do.. If your talking ****, they gonna prove your behind wrong!!! You feel it all in your chest area..
FYI –
A woman’s “peak” time for sex is around 4:00 in the afternoon
@Brown Suga: been there before…talkin smack and stuff then my @%& got laid out like a dead man in a casket…
MY BAD!!!
@Krysi: You are toooo much!!!
@Quetta: You are correct…he does
Flo-I sometimes handle my bizness but for the most part I don’t think about it. My body needs some downtime. Before I moved here I was being drilled like a new construction site.
*busts throught the church doors and moonwalk down the aisle*
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*BUST in the church doors behind brown doing the HAMMER*
@ Gypsy -
I feel you.. Must be nice “not to talk about it”…
I think about it sooo much, sometimes I play with my toy 2-3 times a day.. on top of getting it from him… sorry if thats TMI, but im tellin ya, something is wrong with me
CANT TOUCH THIS!!!!!!!!
HAMMER TIME!!!!!!
Question, you got on the hammer pants too???
*runs back out afer krysi and comes back in doin the centipede*
Says to self: “E’f it!!!!!”
((runs to the front of the church and breaks out the Cry Baby))
@Flo what the hell is the crybaby
Yuck at blowing bubbles. someone twitpic a picture of a chick doing it. my stomach turned.
it was on the dead azz wrong site. I can’t link you here, but tweet me and i’ll send it to you. it is so NSFW so be warned.
This is some good shyt!!!
ya’ll can’t be serious with this convo. give me a fcking break.
CANT TOUCH THIS!!!!!!!!
HAMMER TIME!!!!!!
Question, you got on the hammer pants too???
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Wacka Flocka FLAMIN red ones!!!
*runs back out afer krysi and comes back in doin the centipede*
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*runs back out the church down…busts back in to do the butterfly*
Says to self: “E’f it!!!!!”
((runs to the front of the church and breaks out the Cry Baby))
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bout time you got in the spirit…
Wow yall really got it in this post,,, Litterally for some LOL
ajonesy Says:
ya’ll can’t be serious with this convo. give me a fcking break.
This is for Sandra Rose After Dark, now they will have nothing to talk about later. 
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Thanks fam! I am 30 and partying in Tampa!!
Men reach their peak ~19 (explains a lot) while women reach theirs late 30s to early 40s. So to the women, there is nothing wrong with you. What’s happening is natural.