Yesterday, I posted this pic of former American Idol judge Paula Abdul wearing funky high heel shoes. I mistakenly thought they were made by Lanvin, which makes the popular $450 sneakers worn by first Lady Michelle Obama and Jay Z.

They are actually Satin pump high heel sneakers, according to Fashionista Sarah Chapman who wrote about the pricey sneaks on her fashion blog. According to Sarah, the Sergio Rossi & Puma collabo retails for $620 at Neiman Marcus, and the reversible Constance Hermes belt retails for $1,000 at the Hermes store.

Former Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland arrived at Sydney Domestic Airport today to perform during the Supafest. Other performers include singers Akon, Eve, Sean Paul, Jay Sean and rapper Pitbull.

Update:

Maybe Sarah will tell us what bag, boots, jacket, and cap Kelly is wearing. According to Sarah Chapman, Kelly's boots are Chanel and her bag is Prada. She'll have the exact details and pricing in a minute.

Photos: Splash News Online and X17online.com

  • Anna

    Paula looks like she's walking on stilts.

  • Al-Ameera

    How did I know Sarah would have all the answers :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :rolleyes: why is this sarah chick relevant again? is she even on your blog roll? this link is a link to her twitter, does she have a blog??

  • KrayZKat

    Ugly sneakers to me. That is all.

  • LaTechGrad02

    I guess this should be titled, Ways to Blow your Tax Refund....$620?

  • free

    the link to sarah's blog is a twitter link. is it a fashion blog or is she just a price checker?

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    free Says:
    the link to sarah’s blog is a twitter link.

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    Her fashion blog is not ready to launch yet.

  • qtipthecat

    That big white plastic heel is not cute! It should be at Family Bargain Center for $4.99.

  • pyt305

    The shoes are veryy ugly...but Kelly's hat looks nice. I never really seen Sarah looking 'fashionable' so its hard for me to believe she is a fashionista or w/e the hell you referred to her as lol

  • pyt305

    if she doesnt have a fashion blog how was she able to write about it on her fashion blog??

  • qtipthecat

    pyt305 Says:

    if she doesnt have a fashion blog how was she able to write about it on her fashion blog??
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    :rofl: DEAD!

  • gypsyeyes

    free Says:
    the link to sarah’s blog is a twitter link.

    ***************************************************

    Her fashion blog is not ready to launch yet.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Stop giving people credit for something that doesn't exist. How do you have a link to 'fashion blog' but it's a twitter blog. How are you giving her shine but dog Kandi for not being in her store? At least Kandi has a store. Sarah's website.......WWW.AINTGOTSHYT.COM Sorry Sarah, I don't know you and you could be a fashionista but until there is actual proof then :shrugs:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    gypsy i tried emailin you but it kept comin back undeliverable and never said why

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    OMG!!! SR FAM!!! this is so :offtopic: but check this out!! What is happening to are little boys!!! PEOPLE!!!! I am so nervous!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgenTyHZ2CQ

    COPY and PASTE...and get ready to trip!!

  • aqtpie

    Okay I guess it's safe to talk about Sarah. Oh wait is she considered a celeb or just a regular person who has a baby with a celeb and a public twitter page talking about fashion? :shrug: I'll just leave that alone. Kelly looks cute!!!

  • SangriaSugar

    gypsyeyes Says:

    free Says:
    the link to sarah’s blog is a twitter link.

    ***************************************************

    Her fashion blog is not ready to launch yet.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Stop giving people credit for something that doesn’t exist. How do you have a link to ‘fashion blog’ but it’s a twitter blog. How are you giving her shine but dog Kandi for not being in her store? At least Kandi has a store. Sarah’s website…….WWW.AINTGOTSHYT.COM Sorry Sarah, I don’t know you and you could be a fashionista but until there is actual proof
    _________________________________

    :rofl: DEAD!!!

  • SangriaSugar

    I like Kelly's cap and boots...she looks cute!!

  • ShoYaRight

    Stop trying to make this :chickenhead: happen. Her 15 seconds of ATL relevancy is based on the fact that she let Diddy run up in her raw so she could reap the benefits of child support for 18 years.

    Misa Hilton is a fashion stylist.
    Kim Porter was a fashion model.

    Sarah Chapman is a lucky azz baby momma and needs to stay in her lane!

  • AprilRain

    :wtf: LMAO--I'm sorry but that shoe/sneak/heel, is not cute... :rofl: sorry peeps :)

  • OutsidetheBox

    That belt (possibly that bag) are the only things worth mentioning on this page. :coffee:

    AND SARAH SAT DOWN SOMEWHERE! Now y'all know I let EVERYBODy be great but her? No ma'am. When has she ever been Fresh to Death? When have we ever said, Diddy baby mama is always dressed nice..." ????

    *crickets*

    Now Cassie? Cassie can run it.

  • Shauny

    Who's checking for Sarah's fashion commentary again? anybody?....oookkkk

    It didn't take a rocket scientist (or a jumpoff baby mama) to know that those were sneakers with heels.

    They are UGLY #thatisall

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @GYPSY EYES
    "Stop giving people credit for something that doesn’t exist. How do you have a link to ‘fashion blog’ but it’s a twitter blog. How are you giving her shine but dog Kandi for not being in her store? At least Kandi has a store. Sarah’s website…….WWW.AINTGOTSHYT.COM Sorry Sarah, I don’t know you and you could be a fashionista but until there is actual proof then "
    __________________________________________________________________

    :-0

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    DEAD @ SHOYARIGHT

  • OutsidetheBox

    And Sandra had the nerve to *UPDATE*

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • aqtpie

    :rofl: @Sandra and her update!!!

  • http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

    @outsidethebox

    so if sandra updated her blog sara reads our comments!! lol! so she must feel really bad because the sr fam is going on this hoodrat!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    i think if this were any other person that claimed to have a fashion blog but didnt have it up sandra would be rippin them a new one! release the lock jaw off of her lips

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Sarah, be careful, Sandra might turn on you any minute...

  • Mspeng

    Even if those shoes were $19.99 at Walmart (which is what they look like), I would never wear them. They are hideous!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    People please read: Sarah has a fashion blog but she is not ready to go public with it yet because she's redesigning the layout. She has been blogging for a year now but only her friends know the blog link. As soon as the layout is done I will post the link. Stop hatin' so much. She could be sitting on Puffy's money and doing nothing. Why can't we encourage her for following her passion which is fashion?

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :blink: @ the update and that she'll have the details in a min...is she googling the info?? :rofl:

  • gypsyeyes

    Let me try this again at Brown. I gave the wrong address.
    riquibarnes@yahoo.com

  • LilMissRed

    :rofl: @ the comments about Sarah and her 'non-existant' fashion blog !!!!

    Those shoes are UGGGGGLLLYYYY!!!!

    NEEEXXXXXTTTTTTTTT!!!!

  • LilMissRed

    hey KaraZ cute pic!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA
    "People please read: Sarah has a fashion blog but she is not ready to go public with it yet because she’s redesigning the layout. She has been blogging for a year now but only her friends know the blog link. As soon as the layout is done I will post the link. Stop hatin’ so much. She could be sitting on Puffy’s money and doing nothing. Why can’t we encourage her for following her passion which is fashion?"
    __________________________________________________________________

    How much are you getting paid Sandra?

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    Shauny Says: It didn’t take a rocket scientist (or a jumpoff baby mama) to know that those were sneakers with heels.
    ________________________________________
    Shauny I am going to whip you!!!!! :rofl: They are ugly as hell though!! Sneakers on a Heel is the most stupiest fashion concept on this earth...

  • gypsyeyes

    People please read: Sarah has a fashion blog but she is not ready to go public with it yet because she’s redesigning the layout. She has been blogging for a year now but only her friends know the blog link. As soon as the layout is done I will post the link. Stop hatin’ so much. She could be sitting on Puffy’s money and doing nothing. Why can’t we encourage her for following her passion which is fashion?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Sandy you are hilarious. Who blogs about fashion and only their 'friends' can see it? That's called emailing each other about deals. It's not hating it's being realistic. Oh yeah, I'm having a baby but I'm not pregnant yet. :shrugs:
    You know that if it wasn't for your 'friendship' you would be dragging her.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    mizzdallas Says:
    @outsidethebox

    so if sandra updated her blog sara reads our comments!! lol! so she must feel really bad because the sr fam is going on this hoodrat!!!

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    No, she doesn't feel bad because she knows that you guys always have something negative to say about everyone. If she felt bad about these comments, she wouldn't have given us the information about Kelly's boots and bag. Unlike that pathetic loser, Tameka Foster, Sarah's self esteem is very much intact. Anyway, I think I will open my registration after I vacuum and clean house. :coffee:

  • The Divine Ms. K

    Umm, if your friends only have access to the blog, why should the general give a rat's or chickhead's azz???

    She was introduced to her as one of 4, 5, 6 - WHATEVER - chicks that were all sharing Diddy and that makes her relevant in one light? I mean, do we really care about some summer camp project looking shoes?

    Boo.

    Let me go find Diddy...I need to start a blog on something so I can get MY shine on up on SR.com!

  • Stormy

    Guess I am the only one that actually likes these shoes...I would not wear them.....but I still like them :-P !!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I had a pair of Jordan heels. This look can work. It just didnt here.

  • pinksghetti

    Kelly looks pretty like usual! Paula is so tiny but those shoes are not the solution (too high, the shoes not Paula).

  • aqtpie

    No, she doesn’t feel bad because she knows that you guys always have something negative to say about everyone
    _____________________
    :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :blink: sandra why are u speaking in the 3rd person??? Did you forget to log into your other account??

  • speakinmymind

    gypsyeyes Says:
    Stop giving people credit for something that doesn’t exist. How do you have a link to ‘fashion blog’ but it’s a twitter blog. How are you giving her shine but dog Kandi for not being in her store? At least Kandi has a store. Sarah’s website…….WWW.AINTGOTSHYT.COM Sorry Sarah, I don’t know you and you could be a fashionista but until there is actual proof then
    -----------------------------------
    why won't yall let Sarah be GREAT! :rofl:

  • SHANIASMOMMA

    Sandra did you get your hair cut? if so it looks cute

  • speakinmymind

    Sandra Rose Says:
    No, she doesn’t feel bad because she knows that you guys always have something negative to say about everyone.
    --------------------------------------------
    POT...meet KETTLE! :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    Nevermind, you were tlking about sarah. I was about to say I know the rumors weren't true! :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    ms.truth Says:

    @ the update and that she’ll have the details in a min…is she googling the info??
    _______________

    If thats all it takes to run a fashion blog, sign me up :D

  • http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

    :rofl: :rofl: Ms.Trusth!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Sandy...now who's getting all in their feelings????

    I love all things fashion AND embrace those who do...but Sarah just being Diddy's baby mama? ITS NOT ENOUGH.

    When she's holding that tepid glass of Rozay in your club shots nobody is banging their keyboard asking what she is wearing...if you love fashion, you are fashion.

    Sarah doesn’t even have a style…jeans. Jeans and funny colored hair.

    "Style is an expression of individualism mixed with charisma. Fashion is something that comes after style.”

    I will wait on her though. I’d love to see her standing next to ole Cass’ in some good Balmain or Rodarte. :coffee:

  • The Divine Ms. K

    :offtopic: Why are comments closed on the post about the woman who adopted the two little boys from Haiti? Whether you thought the pics were suspsect or not - any other time someone writes a letter, we can comment.

    I think her letter was very intelligent and well-written. Are we only allowed to comment on letters where people write in about folks on the down low or who they saw at whatever ATL mall or hotspot??

  • pyt305

    :rofl: @ I’m having a baby but I’m not pregnant yet.

    You know that if it wasn’t for your ‘friendship’ you would be dragging her.

    :cosign:

  • free

    qtipthecat Says: if she doesnt have a fashion blog how was she able to write about it on her fashion blog??

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    yall leave auntie alone! she's reppin so hard she can't keep her thoughts straight!! :lolol:

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :rofl: yall got me tripping hard. I don't personally know sarah so I don't know if she knows fashion or not, but I would need to actually see HER fashion before I take fashion advice from her. :shrug:

  • speakinmymind

    well, in case i don't make the housecleaning, it's been real clownin' with yall er'day.
    :hug:

  • Nightshift

    This post was silly.

  • free

    Anyway, I think I will open my registration after I vacuum and clean house.

    **************************************************

    oh oh! yall know what THAT means.... time to fall back, people!

  • speakinmymind

    FloridaChick813 Says:
    ms.truth Says:
    @ the update and that she’ll have the details in a min…is she googling the info??
    ______________
    If thats all it takes to run a fashion blog, sign me up

    **************DEAD************* n' stankin'!! :rofl:

  • gypsyeyes

    I don't know if I'm one of the dustbunnies getting vacummed but if I am. Nice knowing yall.

  • ATLk

    @Sandra....Kelly's bag says 'PRADA' as big as day...right there on the bag.

    As far as Sarah being a fashionista, I have never seen her dressed in anything interesting or fashion forward. She always wears boring looking, basic looking separates. I'm sure that the items she wears are expensive, but she is hardly a fashion icon. Her daughter Chance is more of a fashionista than she is. Maybe Chance should get a blog. Maybe Chance can Google the price of that bag and boots when she gets home from school?

    I think Sarah is a beautiful woman, but these obviously pandering posts are quite transparent, Sandra. Still love you though.

  • FloridaChick813

    :cosign: The Divine Ms K

    _______________________________

    speakinmymind Says:

    well, in case i don’t make the housecleaning, it’s been real clownin’ with yall er’day.

    ______________

    :hug: You too!!!! :sad:

  • VIBABY

    Wow, really Sandra? Sara hasnt done a damn thing but you up in here threatening folks because they call BS. A blog only her friends can see? Thats not a blog, thats FACEBOOK!

  • Al-Ameera

    :offtopic: Did anyone know that Lil Wayne's other baby mama Sarah Vivan is now blogging as well? And the 22 year old does not want to only be know as Lil Wayne's OTHER baby mama but as an aspiring fashion stylist.....

  • OutsidetheBox

    *sucks teeth*

    My personal mission is to stick it to people who can dish it out but wont take it.

    I've loved every minute of my stay!

  • nevesnanna

    Sandra, I have that Prada bag Kelly is carrying. One of my jump-offs gave it to me for riding around in a golf cart with no panties on while he played 18 holes .. that was two seasons ago though... :danban:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    ATLk Says:
    @Sandra….Kelly’s bag says ‘PRADA’ as big as day…right there on the bag.

    As far as Sarah being a fashionista, I have never seen her dressed in anything interesting or fashion forward.

    ****************************************************

    I must have missed where it said PRADA big as day. And Please show me one fashionista (who isn't a gay male) who dresses fashion forward 24 hours a day? Sarah does not work so why should she be dressed to the nines every time you see her? Most fashionistas wear t-shirts and ripped jeans. Your clothing does not make you who you are. I love Sarah's swag and so does she so I guess that's all that's important to her -- not what any of us think.

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :rofl: @ all of us preparing to leave :-( *singing* we are family...I got all my e-sistas with me

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    nevesnanna Says:
    Sandra, I have that Prada bag Kelly is carrying. One of my jump-offs gave it to me for riding around in a golf cart with no panties on while he played 18 holes .. that was two seasons ago though…

    *************************************************

    Do you, mama! :lol:

  • speakinmymind

    nevesnanna Says:
    Sandra, I have that Prada bag Kelly is carrying. One of my jump-offs gave it to me for riding around in a golf cart with no panties on while he played 18 holes .. that was two seasons ago though…
    ------------------------------------
    :rofl: i just peed myself!! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :rofl: @nevesnanna!

    You got jump-offs?????

    *slightly jealous*

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    @Miss Sarah Chapman, please watch your back with Sandra Rose. It is clear that she is only using you to throw shade at Kim Porter. And I am sure you are willing participant in the madness. But watch out for Karma. It is a mutha *****.

    She was initially down with the 3 Brown Lipstick crew. Check the archives. Now she cuts Kim a new one every chance she gets.

    Certain baby mamma jumpoffs are okay in her book while others are villainized. Blank stare. So watch yourself because you can end up on her cutting block with quickness.

  • speakinmymind

    @ ATLk
    well i guess she told you!! *insert hands on hip and neckroll** :lolol:

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    nevesnanna Says:

    Sandra, I have that Prada bag Kelly is carrying. One of my jump-offs gave it to me for riding around in a golf cart with no panties on while he played 18 holes .. that was two seasons ago though…

    :blink: :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    nevesnanna Says:

    Sandra, I have that Prada bag Kelly is carrying. One of my jump-offs gave it to me for riding around in a golf cart with no panties on while he played 18 holes .. that was two seasons ago though…

    :blink: :rofl:

  • LaTechGrad02

    @67, LOL. What a way to end the day. Have a wonderful afternoon/evening SR Fam.

    I hope this isn't anyone's final post but if it it...."God, God, be with you till we meet, again......."

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :rolleyes: at the double post.

  • speakinmymind

    :popcorn:

  • luvly1957

    Why all these jumpoff's want to be fashion ppl now, just cuz you got a baby by somebody who has mooney that makes u a fashionista. Sandra you are pathetic cuz u know good and damn well if somebody says something good bout u next thing u know they are ur so called friends and give u inside info. OPEN THE DAMN COMMENTS FOR THE LADY WITH THE INTERRACIAL KIDS, SCARED TO GET UR AZZ TOLD OFF BOUT DAT???? Sandra you are really getting bad on this shish here going to another site will lurk from now on...

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :popcorn: OTB, since you back...I need some :koolaid3:

  • speakinmymind

    ms.truth Says:
    @ all of us preparing to leave *singing* we are family…I got all my e-sistas with me
    --------------------------------
    kinda reminds me of the scene in Glory when they're all singing "Oh my Laaaawwwwwd, Lawd, Lawd...hmmm mmmm" before they go off to that final battle and get kilt! :lolol:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    "Sandra, I have that Prada bag Kelly is carrying. One of my jump-offs gave it to me for riding around in a golf cart with no panties on while he played 18 holes .. that was two seasons ago though…"-NEVESNANNA
    __________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ :blink: ???

    Nuccas buying Prada bags for a chick to take their panties off? See, THAT'S why the game messed up now. SMH.

  • OutsidetheBox

    @LaTech! PROJECT RUNWAY TONIGHT!!!! Dont forget.

    MAKE SURE YOU WATCH @SARAH SO WE CAN BLOG AND DISCUSS OUR IDEALS!

    *chews it over with a Twix*

    :lolol:

  • LaTechGrad02

    oops, if it is...:) Bye ladies and gents

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    well dang, more :popcorn:

  • aqtpie

    :rofl: @nevesnanna!!!!

  • speakinmymind

    OutsidetheBox Says:
    @LaTech! PROJECT RUNWAY TONIGHT!!!! Dont forget.
    MAKE SURE YOU WATCH @SARAH SO WE CAN BLOG AND DISCUSS OUR IDEALS!
    *chews it over with a Twix*
    ---------------------------
    **falls out** :rofl:

  • LaTechGrad02

    Thanks, Outside!! I'll be watching!!

  • Shauny

    OMG I haven't even made it through half the comments since I came back from grabbing lunch and I've spit out my sweet tea at least 4 times. YALL ARE CRAZY!!!! :rofl: My co worker was like what are you reading. She's yt so she can't handle SR...lol

  • FloridaChick813

    nevesnanna Says:

    Sandra, I have that Prada bag Kelly is carrying. One of my jump-offs gave it to me for riding around in a golf cart with no panties on while he played 18 holes .. that was two seasons ago though…
    ______________________

    DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Where the hell are you are you at where they buy you prada purses for ridin around with no panties on???? And can some give me the correct definition of a jump off

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL-AMEERA
    " Did anyone know that Lil Wayne’s other baby mama Sarah Vivan is now blogging as well? And the 22 year old does not want to only be know as Lil Wayne’s OTHER baby mama but as an aspiring fashion stylist….."
    ________________________________________________________________

    Is that the filipino (or whatever) chick? She looks good physically.

  • ATLk

    @Sandra. To your reply: Ok. I look forward to seeing her blog. In the meantime, I need to look up the definition of fashionista. I think that the fact that she does not have a job would mean that she would definitely be dressed in 'fashionista' style when she does decide to leave home.

    I hope that your friendship with Sarah stands the test of time.

    I wish that people would realize that overpriced brand names aren't everything. You don't have to spend 3 grand on an outfit to look fly. I just got a Marc New York handbag for 80 bucks that you would swear I paid a grand for.

    I think a person who manages to look like a million bucks while only having spent $300 is much more of a fashionista than someone who only name drops overpriced items designed by strange, gay, white folks who are living on the high hog on the dime of people who can barely afford their wares.

  • nevesnanna

    @outsidethebox -

    I sure do. Depending on who they are and what purpose they serve, they are referred to as one of the following:

    jumpoff - A sexual partner who is more than a one-night stand but with whom one does not intend to form a long-term romantic relationship

    sponsor - To sponsor something is to support an event, activity, person, or organization financially or through the provision of products or services. ...

    trade - transaction involving an exchange of man for another when i feel like it...

    :-)

  • gypsyeyes

    speakinmymind Says:

    OutsidetheBox Says:
    @LaTech! PROJECT RUNWAY TONIGHT!!!! Dont forget.
    MAKE SURE YOU WATCH @SARAH SO WE CAN BLOG AND DISCUSS OUR IDEALS!
    *chews it over with a Twix*
    —————————
    **falls out**
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    0----------< DEAD AS A DOORKNOB!!!

  • pinksghetti

    Why all these jumpoff’s want to be fashion ppl now, just cuz you got a baby by somebody who has mooney that makes u a fashionista.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    @luvly1957
    50 cent said "have a baby by me be a millionaire". I guess Puffy and Lil Wayne said "have a baby by me, be a fashion stylist".

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    speakinmymind Says:

    ms.truth Says:
    @ all of us preparing to leave *singing* we are family…I got all my e-sistas with me
    ——————————–
    kinda reminds me of the scene in Glory when they’re all singing “Oh my Laaaawwwwwd, Lawd, Lawd…hmmm mmmm” before they go off to that final battle and get kilt!

    -----------------

    I guess we better call up Krysi J to sing the hymns at our e-funerals :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    so he was really payin you for your sex but you just happened to not have on panties that day???

  • gypsyeyes

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    so he was really payin you for your sex but you just happened to not have on panties that day???
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    there you go!!!!

  • nevesnanna

    @Brownsugapoet

    if you really must know, that was sex to him... so i guess the answer to your question is :yea:

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    ATLk Says:

    I wish that people would realize that overpriced brand names aren’t everything. You don’t have to spend 3 grand on an outfit to look fly. I just got a Marc New York handbag for 80 bucks that you would swear I paid a grand for.

    I think a person who manages to look like a million bucks while only having spent $300 is much more of a fashionista than someone who only name drops overpriced items designed by strange, gay, white folks who are living on the high hog on the dime of people who can barely afford their wares

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    you better :preach:

  • OutsidetheBox

    True story: when I was about 15 my Aunt told me that I would always be fine IF I found a "Sponsor"

    LMAO

  • FloridaChick813

    OooOOoo I used to have a "sponsor" but he tried to become a "jump off" and I had to cut the relationship short...

    Now everytime I hear The Dream feat. Young Jeezy "I LOVE YOUR GIRL" Jeezy says "Oh He bought you that watch? Such a nice guy he's so generous! ha..ha..ha... U sucka ass n***a" you.. I laugh my as.s off!!!! ahhhh the memories... :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    True story: when I was about 15 my Aunt told me that I would always be fine IF I found a “Sponsor”

    LMAO
    ____________

    :rofl:

  • LilMissRed

    :rofl: OMG ya'll killin it today!

  • Daisy

    :rofl:

    Thanks for my laugh for the day

    *singing n doing the handsmack celie n nettie did in color purple* me and my sisters never part (in case Auntie really cleans house)

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FLORIDA CHICK
    "OooOOoo I used to have a “sponsor” but he tried to become a “jump off” and I had to cut the relationship short…"
    ____________________________________________________________________

    How long did he wait??

    See, you gotta find this chit out upfront before you get that "sponsor" label. SMH

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    WTF!!!! Is this man blind, crippled, and crazy???? Is he impotent or is he 100 yrs old? has he been castrated??? So all you had to do was ride him/ I mean ride around with him in a golf cart and just because you didnt have any panties on he bought you a purse????

  • speakinmymind

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
    so he was really payin you for your sex but you just happened to not have on panties that day???
    ------------------------------
    shoulda known your horny @$$ would be diggin' for all the intimate details!! :lolol:

  • DivaPT

    wow i so didnt need to know that especially since i already know how much paula shoes were

  • OutsidetheBox

    @ATLk ... Say word.

    I mix high fashion with the regulars all the time.

    The difference is in the quality though. A lot of the times when I dig something on "Sandra’s celeb style"…they are usually wearing American Apparel or Jeffery Campbell shoes or something...

    Low cost, high fashion lines?I.Live.

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    WTF!!!! Is this man blind, crippled, and crazy???? Is he impotent or is he 100 yrs old? has he been castrated??? So all you had to do was ride him/ I mean ride around with him in a golf cart and just because you didnt have any panties on he bought you a purse????

    -------------------

    some men are like that. before I met my fiancee, I had a guy tell me all he wanted me to do was go bowling, have dinner, movies, etc. with him and he would pay me. It freaked me out a bit cause he was serious about not wanting sex or anything, but I nicely passed.

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Man, Ummmmmm he waited about a month. He was older though. I met him through my friend. H3ll the day we met he had a bottle of my favorite perfume and the new Jordans for my son. The next time I saw him he had me some Nike Shocks and a lil workout fit. He was the ish til he dropped the line "we should spend some alone time together, you wanna get a room?" I politely said "no" and next thing I know, all h3ll broke lose. :shrug:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    yeah he said that ms truth but since you passed you dont know how serious he really was

  • http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

    Okay just wanted 2 make sure my log in is still working because she sure did open registration.

    :ban: must be sure to follow.

    Yall be safe.

    Ps I :rofl: @ some of these comments.

  • OutsidetheBox

    *hand claps*

    Me and You? Us never part...MAKI-DA-DA!! Aint no ocean, aint no sea...MAKI-DA-DA!! ..Keep my sister 'way from me!

    *weeps*

  • nevesnanna

    @brownsugapoet

    Men like him are all over the place. Trust me. He wasn't old, but he wasn't a spring chicken either. That was how he got off. People have their fetishes..that was one of his.

  • Shauny

    Read all of the comments now :rofl: WOWZERS!!!

    gypsy girl you've been killing me all day :rofl:

  • ATLk

    @outsidethebox

    I was raised being told just the opposite. Was told to never allow a man to play the 'sugar daddy' role unless its your husband...because if you do, you are at the mercy of that 'sugar daddy' who will have you sucking all kinds of things, he will be invading all kinds of orifices, and God knows what else so you can earn your 'treats'.

    I would NEVER allow a man to have that kind of control over me. There is nothing better than being able to take care of yourself, buy the things you need and want...YOURSELF.

    Ladies, instead of aspiring to be somebody's jumpoff...aspire to be a woman with her own career who can buy her own sh*t. Period....end.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FLORIDA CHICK
    "Ummmmmm he waited about a month. He was older though. I met him through my friend. H3ll the day we met he had a bottle of my favorite perfume and the new Jordans for my son. The next time I saw him he had me some Nike Shocks and a lil workout fit. He was the ish til he dropped the line “we should spend some alone time together, you wanna get a room?” I politely said “no” and next thing I know, all h3ll broke lose. "
    _________________________________________________________________

    Oh, well a month ain't too bad and you didn't ask for all that chit. I'm thinkin the dude was around for years or something to earn the "sponsor" title.

    So how did all h3ll break loose?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Speak although I am in heat, it has nothin to do with why I was askin for details, I just find it hard to believe esepically when she said a jumpoff was a sexual partner then said he considered her ridin around with no panties sex! I'm lost on that one

  • FloridaChick813

    ms.truth Says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    WTF!!!! Is this man blind, crippled, and crazy???? Is he impotent or is he 100 yrs old? has he been castrated??? So all you had to do was ride him/ I mean ride around with him in a golf cart and just because you didnt have any panties on he bought you a purse????

    ——————-

    some men are like that. before I met my fiancee, I had a guy tell me all he wanted me to do was go bowling, have dinner, movies, etc. with him and he would pay me. It freaked me out a bit cause he was serious about not wanting sex or anything, but I nicely passed.
    _____________

    :yes: I agree. My old sponsor would pay for the whole date and shower me with gifts the whole time. We'd go to the casino and he'd give me money to "gamble" with, but I was sliding that ish in my pocket and then come back and say "I lost" :sad: And he'd give me more. But he did eventually want some as.s but he just wasnt my type :nono: Reminded me of somebody's uncle trying to hold on to the last bit of coolness he had left.

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    @Brown, that's why I passed! :rofl: I was NOT about to be the subject of a news story that started like this, "A search is underway for an Atlanta woman last seen eating dinner with an unknown male..." :nono:

  • ohso

    @Florida: See now you making me tear up thinking about the good times me and my sponsor had...oh wait i mean the good times i had splurging his money. Man that was a lovely Christmas and New Years....but we didnt make it to Valentine's day cuz he wanted his "romantic time" also to properly celebrate. He just had to mess up a perfectly good thing :sad:

  • nevesnanna

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    Speak although I am in heat, it has nothin to do with why I was askin for details, I just find it hard to believe esepically when she said a jumpoff was a sexual partner then said he considered her ridin around with no panties sex! I’m lost on that one

    ********

    "come into the light MaryAnne".... SEXUAL doesn't always have to be :hump:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I was always taught if it sounds to good to be true it usually is and there's usually a catch and usually men that have money like that always have some type of power so you never know what they could do to your life if you decide you didnt wanna give it up

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Man, he didnt like the answer "no" and straight cursed me the h3.ll out in public. "I did this and I bought that, blah blah blah"... But see, Im not that type of chick. I got my own job, house, car and I dont need no man to take care of me. It just kinda fell in my lap, so I took advantage and left it alone. Didnt matter one bit to me that the relationship ended. He.ll I got watches, perfumes, shoes, clothes and money from the situation, and only saw him maybe 3-4 times. I actually felt bad for him though. Better luck next time :shrug:

    Sidenote: Why was his nickname "Hot Rod" :Rofl: LMFAO

  • OutsidetheBox

    @ATLk

    I know, I know….I was 15 and she was telling me that! Even I knew she was crazy LOL

    I will say though when I’m bowing down to stereotypes, I like to think I could be a “kept” woman.

    But I know I have two problems: I talk too much and I think…therefore I will remain single LOL and buy all my own shi.t.

    And I just hate asking a ninja for N E THING. I am too proud sometimes.

  • speakinmymind

    OutsidetheBox Says:
    *hand claps*
    Me and You? Us never part…MAKI-DA-DA!! Aint no ocean, aint no sea…MAKI-DA-DA!! ..Keep my sister ‘way from me!
    *weeps*
    --------------------------------
    **throwin rocks a la Mister**
    "gon' nah...git 'way from heah!" :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “Hot Rod”

    :rofl:

  • Ebony

    :popcorn:

  • ohso

    @Florida: HOT ROD???? LMAO

    @ATLk: I have no brothers so my Dad made sure that all three of his girls could take care of themselves WITHOUT a man. So i do very well on my own. Usually "sponsors" are men who lack confidence and foolishly use their money to entice women. So no i did not have a problem using him for it. He offered it to me...i never asked. Oh and I never based my BILLS off his money...i strictly used it for SPLURGING purposes only. So that when he realized he wasnt getting anywhere i would still be able to live comfortably. But i feel you though...you never base your LIFESTYLE on a "sponsor's" money. :yes:

  • FloridaChick813

    ohso Says:

    @Florida: See now you making me tear up thinking about the good times me and my sponsor had…oh wait i mean the good times i had splurging his money. Man that was a lovely Christmas and New Years….but we didnt make it to Valentine’s day cuz he wanted his “romantic time” also to properly celebrate. He just had to mess up a perfectly good thing
    _____________

    :lolol: I guess in all that spending and giving, they are actually trying to invest on getting some pus.sy. Thats why I say "Better luck next time" to them losers, LOL!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FLORIDA CHICK
    "he didnt like the answer “no” and straight cursed me the h3.ll out in public. “I did this and I bought that, blah blah blah”… But see, Im not that type of chick. I got my own job, house, car and I dont need no man to take care of me. It just kinda fell in my lap, so I took advantage and left it alone. Didnt matter one bit to me that the relationship ended. He.ll I got watches, perfumes, shoes, clothes and money from the situation, and only saw him maybe 3-4 times. I actually felt bad for him though. Better luck next time

    Sidenote: Why was his nickname “Hot Rod”
    "
    __________________________________________________________________

    LOL. Yeah, I can see that. I remember when I worked at the bank I would see them Sugar Daddies all the time buyin cars and chit.

    One time, this girl was in there with her Sponsor and she was FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE AS HAIL! Anyway, I got a second to talk to her alone, she was like

    "Ol boy just pays me to spend some time with him and cook for him every once in a while."

    I felt sad for him after that. BUT, ain't NO WAY I'm payin for no companionship. I just can't do it.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    So yall was I wrong to think when a person says "sexual partner" that means that's someone that they're havin sex with???

    Let me know maybe I'm just havin an off day

  • OutsidetheBox

    *snake eyes @ Mister*

    "You're a low down dirty dog. That what's wrong. I never asked you for anything! Not even your sorry as.s hand in marriage!"

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Brown...yo uhave to remember sex = lots of acts for some folks...

    oral, anal, tittay, etc...it doesnt always mean penetration...

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Man,

    Its sad, but true.

    A friend of mine, she has this one older guy, and he does all kinda ish for her. But see, she wants to have a "sexual relationship" with him, but he usually gets soo excited and worked up, he's done before they even get started :shrug: I guess its hard out here for these older men..

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN SUGA POET
    "So yall was I wrong to think when a person says “sexual partner” that means that’s someone that they’re havin sex with???

    Let me know maybe I’m just havin an off day"
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Let it go, if she says the dude bought a Prada bag to just see the cooch (or to keep the panties or whatever) then it's all good.

  • Raven

    ATLk Says:

    I wish that people would realize that overpriced brand names aren’t everything. You don’t have to spend 3 grand on an outfit to look fly. I just got a Marc New York handbag for 80 bucks that you would swear I paid a grand for.

    I think a person who manages to look like a million bucks while only having spent $300 is much more of a fashionista than someone who only name drops overpriced items designed by strange, gay, white folks who are living on the high hog on the dime of people who can barely afford their wares

    --------------------------
    Word to the the rappers baby mother

  • EricaDenese

    Ya'll are a mess today! I'm at work :rofl:

    It's been nice knowing some of you guys. :sad:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    OTB that was even an "act" she was just sittin next to him with no panties and chillin in the cart while he played golf!

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Brown - your not wrong. H3ll, I figure a sexual partner is someone you have sex with.

    Maybe they were havin mind sex :shrug:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FLORIDA CHICK
    "A friend of mine, she has this one older guy, and he does all kinda ish for her. But see, she wants to have a “sexual relationship” with him, but he usually gets soo excited and worked up, he’s done before they even get started I guess its hard out here for these older men.."
    _______________________________________________________________

    I :pray: I'm never that bad off! I hope to NEVER be reliant on V.i.a.g.r.a. and chit like that.

    That has to be a living hail.

  • FloridaChick813

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    @Brown…yo uhave to remember sex = lots of acts for some folks…

    oral, anal, tittay, etc…it doesnt always mean penetration…
    ____________

    and this day and age there are sooooo many kinds of sex.

    Phone sex, internet sex, text sex...

    and you dont even have to be within 2 inches from that person to have those kinds of sex.. I wander if that counts as cheating :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    So what y'all dont know no dirty old men?

    Men who like to just look at you...? i know 1...or 3...

    My rebound dude reads this blog but *this was the old me*

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    First of all Man I was seriously havin an off day and really thought it was somethin I was missin and maybe wasn't comprehendin somethin right so while you're gettin on the defense tellin me to let it go I was bein dead serious

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Flo. It is def. cheating.

  • EricaDenese

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    So what y’all dont know no dirty old men?
    _______

    I can honestly say that I don't know any.

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    So what y’all dont know no dirty old men?

    Men who like to just look at you…? i know 1…or 3…

    My rebound dude reads this blog but *this was the old me*

    --------------------

    :rofl: I hope he know he the rebound dude!

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Man,

    Well I :pray: you never live like that as well.. But I doubt you'll be K.D.A.L (king ding a ling) for your whole life so you better get down while you can. :thumbsup:

    No wonder men do it soo much when they are young... Cause eventually they get old and end up having to pay for it, and still dont get none :rolleyes:

  • ohso

    @Brown: I guess some people use the Clinton approved definition of "sexual relations". I took sexual partners to mean someone that actually penetrated you...even if it was only for a second. I know there are some truly weird horndogs out there...but a Prada bag for just riding on a cart with no panties??? He didnt even get to cop a feel?? These are all questions I would be asking my friends if they told me a story like this. Oh yeah...and asking them if they took a shower afterwards cuz riding around in summer time with a skirt on with no panties means that monkey was real sweaty :hurl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    yall have a good one

  • OutsidetheBox

    Lucky bish @Erica. Are you in a relationship? Maybe thats why.

    BUT THEY OUT THERE. With fat SS checks, pensions, and the like....not that I'm checking for 'em or anythang...

    :whistle:

  • EricaDenese

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    No wonder men do it soo much when they are young… Cause eventually they get old and end up having to pay for it, and still dont get none
    ___________

    :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Outside -

    Girl all old men are dirty old men :lol:

    Me and my sis took the kids to the beach on saturday and this old man was breaking his neck to keep her standing by him, talking. I finally walked up to pull her away and noticed her nipple was hanging out. I said to myself "so this is why he is soo interested in keeping her talking"

    :lolol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whaaaatttt? *innocent and wide-eyed*

    :lolol: @Truth.

  • FloridaChick813

    ms.truth Says:

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    So what y’all dont know no dirty old men?

    Men who like to just look at you…? i know 1…or 3…

    My rebound dude reads this blog but *this was the old me*

    ——————–

    I hope he know he the rebound dude!
    ____________

    :rofl: Me too

  • OutsidetheBox

    Stay up @Sistah Brown.

  • EricaDenese

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    Lucky bish @Erica. Are you in a relationship? Maybe thats why.

    BUT THEY OUT THERE. With fat SS checks, pensions, and the like….not that I’m checking for ‘em or anythang…
    ____________

    I haven't had a boyfriend in almost 4 years. I just don't know any dirty old men, mainly because I'm not in a place where I'm around alot. Being in the military, everyone is still fairly young. I know a bunch of dirty old middle age men that like young girls with no sense of self worth though...

  • FloridaChick813

    Oh yeah…and asking them if they took a shower afterwards cuz riding around in summer time with a skirt on with no panties means that monkey was real sweaty
    ____________________

    :rofl: and you KNOW THIS...

    BYE BROWN!!!

  • free

    iscream Says: Okay just wanted 2 make sure my log in is still working because she sure did open registration.

    **********************************************

    testing....

  • EricaDenese

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    @ Outside -

    Girl all old men are dirty old men

    Me and my sis took the kids to the beach on saturday and this old man was breaking his neck to keep her standing by him, talking. I finally walked up to pull her away and noticed her nipple was hanging out. I said to myself “so this is why he is soo interested in keeping her talking
    ____________

    I would've :mad: his nasty @$$ out! Damn pervert!

  • Cinderella

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    So what y’all dont know no dirty old men?

    Men who like to just look at you…? i know 1…or 3…

    My rebound dude reads this blog but *this was the old me*
    ___________________________________________________________

    A few years ago, an old White man offered me money for my used panties. I told him hell no.

  • nevesnanna

    @brownsugapoet

    Let's go back to my original statement.

    "bought the Prada bag for riding in his golf cart with no panties"

    "that was sex to him"

    Now, in the __ number of posts I submitted, did I ever say there was NO sex? NOOOO, but I didn't think that I would be interrogated by LAW & ORDER SUV about why I called him a JUMPOFF. He knows why he is ONE and I KNOW WHY he is ONE..

    But to ease your mind so you won't feel OFF today...I have laid on my back for him before, which allowed me to receive more than a Prada Bag. However, that particular day, he preferred for me to RIDE WITH HIM WITHOUT PANTIES and then had sexual relations with himself (so he may have been his own Jumpoff at that moment).

    Now, just to elaborate a little more for your benefit, his FETISH was for a woman to be totally naked under her clothing. Never asked him why. It worked FOR HIM.

    I hope that explanation is more clear.

  • ATLk

    @Man It could happen! My son's father now has the limp d*ck syndrome and he cannot figure out for the life of him why I don't want to sleep with him. It got that way over time.

    He has women fawning over him all the time and is puzzled why I don't want him. I don't know how long they fawn after they find out about Mr. Limpy.

    Nobody wants a noodle that the guy has the work the 12 steps with it in order for it to get halfway hard. Disgusting. And...of course it is nearly impossible to put and keep a condom on a limp penis. Yuck.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Mmhmm. See? I told y'all.

    These y'all daddies and uncles too. :coffee:

    :rofl:

  • EricaDenese

    Cinderella Says:

    A few years ago, an old White man offered me money for my used panties. I told him hell no.
    ___________

    How much money? (Do not judge me!)

  • FloridaChick813

    :lol: @ EricaDenese

    We laughed at his as.s. Then walked away VERY quickly! :D

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN SUGA POET
    "First of all Man I was seriously havin an off day and really thought it was somethin I was missin and maybe wasn’t comprehendin somethin right so while you’re gettin on the defense tellin me to let it go I was bein dead serious"
    __________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ "...on the defense..." ???

    Anyway, it just seems like she got the bag for takin her panties off. Don't think it's much more to it than that.
    :shrug:

  • EricaDenese

    nevesnanna Says:

    @brownsugapoet

    Let’s go back to my original statement.

    “bought the Prada bag for riding in his golf cart with no panties”

    “that was sex to him”

    Now, in the __ number of posts I submitted, did I ever say there was NO sex? NOOOO, but I didn’t think that I would be interrogated by LAW & ORDER SUV about why I called him a JUMPOFF. He knows why he is ONE and I KNOW WHY he is ONE..

    But to ease your mind so you won’t feel OFF today…I have laid on my back for him before, which allowed me to receive more than a Prada Bag. However, that particular day, he preferred for me to RIDE WITH HIM WITHOUT PANTIES and then had sexual relations with himself (so he may have been his own Jumpoff at that moment).

    Now, just to elaborate a little more for your benefit, his FETISH was for a woman to be totally naked under her clothing. Never asked him why. It worked FOR HIM.

    I hope that explanation is more clear
    _________________

    It's sure as hell clear to me. I ain't mad at you.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :offtopic: but kinda not...

    I HATE A NINJA WITH A LIMP NOODLE. Thanks for reaffirming my belief @ATLk

    #carryon

  • Al-Ameera

    :rofl: at how to have a sugar daddy 101

  • FloridaChick813

    he preferred for me to RIDE WITH HIM WITHOUT PANTIES and then had sexual relations with himself (so he may have been his own Jumpoff at that moment).
    ______________________

    :rofl:

  • ajonesy

    oh jeez i hope i make cut! anyway, forget sarah. where is paula's a$$? she looks like a 12 yr ld boy from the front.

  • EricaDenese

    :cosign: with the hatred of limp noodles

    I've met a dude with a HUGE limp noodle. I've never been so :mad: in my life!!!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FLORIDA CHICK
    "Well I you never live like that as well.. But I doubt you’ll be K.D.A.L (king ding a ling) for your whole life so you better get down while you can.

    No wonder men do it soo much when they are young… Cause eventually they get old and end up having to pay for it, and still dont get none "
    _________________________________________________________________

    Don't worry, I'm trying to use it EVERYDAY!

    I will NEVER pay for it. At least not OUTRIGHT pay for it because you goin pay for it indirectly anyway.

  • FloridaChick813

    EricaDenese Says:

    Cinderella Says:

    A few years ago, an old White man offered me money for my used panties. I told him hell no.
    ___________

    How much money? (Do not judge me!)
    ____________

    :rofl: Depending on how much, I think I wouldv'e slid mines right on off.. But I never been in that situation, so it aint no tellin :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Paula is looking Beiber-ish in that pic. Aint his hair just like that?

  • FloridaChick813

    I hate limp d*cks!!!!!!!!!

    One guy I knew had a whole lot to work with, but couldnt get that thing to stand at attention for nothing in this world!!!!!!

    I wonder what the deal is with limp dicks???

    Is there medicine for thaT??

    @ Man, How pissed would you be if you had a big ol' dick, that you cant even use :shrug:

  • SangriaSugar

    pinksghetti Says:

    @luvly1957
    50 cent said “have a baby by me be a millionaire”. I guess Puffy and Lil Wayne said “have a baby by me, be a fashion stylist”.
    ____________________________________

    DEAD____DEAD____DEAD!!!

  • EricaDenese

    Man, I just don't care™ Says:

    I will NEVER pay for it. At least not OUTRIGHT pay for it because you goin pay for it indirectly anyway
    ________________

    For a man, you seem to be very intelligent. I'm glad you're up on game buddy! :woot:

  • FloridaChick813

    Man, I just don't care™ Says:

    @FLORIDA CHICK
    “Well I you never live like that as well.. But I doubt you’ll be K.D.A.L (king ding a ling) for your whole life so you better get down while you can.

    No wonder men do it soo much when they are young… Cause eventually they get old and end up having to pay for it, and still dont get none ”
    _________________________________________________________________

    Don’t worry, I’m trying to use it EVERYDAY!

    I will NEVER pay for it. At least not OUTRIGHT pay for it because you goin pay for it indirectly anyway.
    _________

    Exaclty :D

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @ATLK
    " It could happen! My son’s father now has the limp d*ck syndrome and he cannot figure out for the life of him why I don’t want to sleep with him. It got that way over time.

    He has women fawning over him all the time and is puzzled why I don’t want him. I don’t know how long they fawn after they find out about Mr. Limpy.

    Nobody wants a noodle that the guy has the work the 12 steps with it in order for it to get halfway hard. Disgusting. And…of course it is nearly impossible to put and keep a condom on a limp penis. Yuck."
    __________________________________________________________________

    If it took 12 steps and chit, I would break down and take some viagra.

  • FloridaChick813

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    Paula is looking Beiber-ish in that pic. Aint his hair just like that?
    ____________

    :lol: OMG, she does :yes:

  • speakinmymind

    **singing to all my e-siblings**

    Although we've come to the eeeeeeeennnnnnd of da road...
    still i can't let go....it's unnatural,
    You belong to me, i belong to yooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

    :crying1:

  • SHANIASMOMMA

    does that shoe/heel say "PUMA" WITH THE LIL CAT JUMPING ...IT SURE LOOKS LIKE TIT

  • ATLk

    @Man LOL. I don't want a man who has to take Viagra either! There is no spontaneity in that! If I ever get married, I will make sure my husband understands that if his equipment ever stopped working, we will have to agree on a side piece who can give me what I need from time to time.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @ERICA
    "I will NEVER pay for it. At least not OUTRIGHT pay for it because you goin pay for it indirectly anyway
    ________________

    For a man, you seem to be very intelligent. I’m glad you’re up on game buddy! "
    __________________________________________________________________

    Oh yeah, I know what time it is. A nucca will miss out on loads of puzzy tryin to fight "the game" and chit. Just go with the flow and know your role.

    BUT, you goin at least ACT like the money ain't a factor or that wallet closin up FAST. Oh, don't outright ask me to buy you CHIT either. Let me think it's MY idea, but I know you asking indirectly.

    "I don't know how I'm going to pay this here bill..."
    **side eye**

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella Says:

    A few years ago, an old White man offered me money for my used panties. I told him hell no.
    ___________

    How much money? (Do not judge me)
    __________________________________

    $100, but if it was $200, I might have changed my mind.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @ATLK
    "LOL. I don’t want a man who has to take Viagra either! There is no spontaneity in that! If I ever get married, I will make sure my husband understands that if his equipment ever stopped working, we will have to agree on a side piece who can give me what I need from time to time."
    _________________________________________________________________

    ROFLMAO! I hope you don't tell him that. All he goin do is keep his Viagra use a secret!

    What's really unfair is women get hornier the older they get too.

    JUST WHEN IT STARTS TO GET EASY TO GET THE PUZZY OUR CHIT BE BREAKIN DOWN!

  • EricaDenese

    Man, I just don't care™ Says:

    Oh yeah, I know what time it is. A nucca will miss out on loads of puzzy tryin to fight “the game” and chit. Just go with the flow and know your role.

    BUT, you goin at least ACT like the money ain’t a factor or that wallet closin up FAST. Oh, don’t outright ask me to buy you CHIT either. Let me think it’s MY idea, but I know you asking indirectly.

    “I don’t know how I’m going to pay this here bill…”
    **side eye**
    ____________________

    :rofl: @ the side eye.

    I feel you on that one too. I've never asked a man for money, too proud for that.

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    o_O Sandra Rose After Dark in broad daylight again?

  • Daisy

    :rofl: DEAD n walking around heaven in my cleann white socks that I requested 2 be buried in yall are some FOOLS

    :welcome: any and all new packets *temp out of e packets*

  • EricaDenese

    Cinderella Says:

    Cinderella Says:

    A few years ago, an old White man offered me money for my used panties. I told him hell no.
    ___________

    How much money? (Do not judge me)
    __________________________________

    $100, but if it was $200, I might have changed my mind
    ----

    Only $100? Yeah, I would've gave it to him for $200 as well.

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ Man

    We know what we're doing when we say ish like that :yes:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @ERICA DENISE
    “I don’t know how I’m going to pay this here bill…”
    **side eye**
    ____________________

    @ the side eye.

    I feel you on that one too. I’ve never asked a man for money, too proud for that.
    ____________________________________________________________________

    My girl, who was my friend at the time but is now my ex, hipped me to game.

    She said:

    "When a woman brings up her bills, she expects for you to offer some sort of help."

    Now whenever that chit come up, I give 'em the *side eye*

  • FloridaChick813

    Man, I just don't care™ Says:

    What’s really unfair is women get hornier the older they get too.
    _____________________

    I used to look forward to that.. However now im kinda dreding it. I dont know how I would deal with being hornier than I already am. Thats scarey!

  • FloridaChick813

    EricaDenese Says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ Says:

    Oh yeah, I know what time it is. A nucca will miss out on loads of puzzy tryin to fight “the game” and chit. Just go with the flow and know your role.

    BUT, you goin at least ACT like the money ain’t a factor or that wallet closin up FAST. Oh, don’t outright ask me to buy you CHIT either. Let me think it’s MY idea, but I know you asking indirectly.

    “I don’t know how I’m going to pay this here bill…”
    **side eye**
    ____________________

    @ the side eye.

    I feel you on that one too. I’ve never asked a man for money, too proud for that.
    _________________

    I never ask either :nono: But if they offer, I glady accept :D

  • FloridaChick813

    Man, I just don't care™ Says:

    My girl, who was my friend at the time but is now my ex, hipped me to game.

    She said:

    “When a woman brings up her bills, she expects for you to offer some sort of help.”

    Now whenever that chit come up, I give ‘em the *side eye*
    ____________

    Or you could just be like "yea, good luck with that!" And she'll never bring it up again! LOL

  • starr

    I'm :rofl: readin through the comments...y'all a trip

  • EricaDenese

    My girl, who was my friend at the time but is now my ex, hipped me to game.

    She said:

    “When a woman brings up her bills, she expects for you to offer some sort of help.”

    Now whenever that chit come up, I give ‘em the *side eye*
    ________

    :rofl: It's true. But can you blame a girl for trying? Hell, dudes come up with ways to ask for sex....

    "Hey baby, you wanna come over and watch a movie?"

    *side-eye*

  • EricaDenese

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ Says:

    What’s really unfair is women get hornier the older they get too.
    _____________________

    I used to look forward to that.. However now im kinda dreding it. I dont know how I would deal with being hornier than I already am. Thats scarey!
    _____________

    Don't be scared girl, that's what men in their 20's are for!

  • http://myspace.com/amax79 AKAtastrophy1908

    :rofl: Yall went IN on Sarah Chapman today. Society is so screwed up today. I can't hate on her though. I'm 30. Never married. Work hard everyday. Etc. If I start approaching 40 without a prospect for a husband, I am gonna go have a baby by Diddy too- take that, take that- (I'm sure he will be adding to his harem and brood not to be outdone by Lil Wayne) so I can be suddenly important to bloggers and make a name for myself - privately among my "friends" or otherwise- in the fashion industry. Qualifications: I can google with the best of them and I have to be one of the world's fastest texters so you will have your info and "updates" in record time! Hell, I didn't get anything for having my son with a "nobody" I thought I loved. I won't be THAT fool again! :nono: I'm getting me some shine off my next load!

    As far as using dudes with low self esteem (which is a form of mental instability) for money, clothes, trinkets, etc., yall PLEASE be careful. There are certain games I can't play. I'm not judging! Do you! Just don't end up getting hurt and getting your family and those you love caught up in a situation over some BS! Please be careful. :pray: What goes around comes around and those Nike shocks and perfumes ain't worth a damn if an unstable nicca kicks down your door in the middle of the night and takes what he feels you "owe" him at gunpoint or knifepoint and kills everybody in your house!

    Maybe I watch too much Forensic Files and not enough rap videos....I digress! :shrugs:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    Dont they tho? @Erica LOL LOL

  • crzasallgetout

    I knew a guy that dyck is so small I couldn't even ride it because it kept falling out. Keeping a condom on was torture. Getting hard?? Hell I could go to the beauty shop and get the works and he'd still be rubbing it to get hard. And for black women y'all know how long we have to wait in the shop. LMAO. I swear he'd "play" with me and rub himself at the same time to try to get hard and have the nerve to say I'm trying to get it opened up. WTF!! Naw nicca you're trying to get hard. LImp dyck azz!!

  • FloridaChick813

    EricaDenese Says:

    It’s true. But can you blame a girl for trying? Hell, dudes come up with ways to ask for sex….

    “Hey baby, you wanna come over and watch a movie?”

    *side-eye*
    _______________

    :rofl:

    That def. gets the side eye. Specially if they turn the lights off when you get there..

  • EricaDenese

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    I never ask either But if they offer, I glady accept
    __________

    Them OFFERING me money is an entire different story. I'd take it with no hesitation.

  • EricaDenese

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    It’s true. But can you blame a girl for trying? Hell, dudes come up with ways to ask for sex….

    “Hey baby, you wanna come over and watch a movie?”

    *side-eye*
    _______________

    That def. gets the side eye. Specially if they turn the lights off when you get there..
    _____________

    When do they turn the lights ON? They be knocking into shit trying to work the DVD player and shyt! Ol' horny bastards!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FLORIDA CHICK
    "Or you could just be like “yea, good luck with that!” And she’ll never bring it up again! LOL"
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nucca is you crazy???? You might as well tell her you gay!

    Naw, see, you gotta be like this:

    “I don’t know how I’m going to pay this here bill…”-Ol girl

    "How long that bill been out there? How much time do you have?"-You (as the man)

    [see, this gives them the IMPRESSION you WANT to "help" and are WILLING to "help"]

    "Well, I need it by next month."-Ol girl

    "I 'might' have a lil change comin up but not sure when. Gotta see how stuff shake out."-You (as the man)

    Now, yeah, I know some of them will call you on it but a REAL chick would be thankful for the "offer."

  • FloridaChick813

    And thats exactly why he didnt know where I lived, worked at. All he knew was my first name and cell phone number. Thanks Mother Hen for the advice, but Im not dumb by a long shot :thumbsup:

  • crzasallgetout

    Hey baby, you wanna come over and watch a movie?”

    *side-eye*

    Or do you want a massage!!

  • FloridaChick813

    EricaDenese Says:

    FloridaChick813 Says:

    It’s true. But can you blame a girl for trying? Hell, dudes come up with ways to ask for sex….

    “Hey baby, you wanna come over and watch a movie?”

    *side-eye*
    _______________

    That def. gets the side eye. Specially if they turn the lights off when you get there..
    _____________

    When do they turn the lights ON? They be knocking into **** trying to work the DVD player and shyt! Ol’ horny bastards!
    _____________

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    OMG

    :rofl:

    This happens to the best of us...I was really digging a dude...he fed himself at my buffet all the time and finally I was too ready...I went to asking his as.s for IT!

    Me: *sexy voice* Dont you wanna have sex? Let's have sex?
    Him: Let me eat it.

    :wtf:

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    @crzas :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: DEAD DEAD DEAD.

  • crzasallgetout

    Me: *sexy voice* Dont you wanna have sex? Let’s have sex?
    Him: Let me eat it

    YEah he was Ole Limpy!!!

    IF you have to hold it while we're doing it......YOUR DYCK IS TOO SHORT!!

  • FloridaChick813

    @ MAN -

    Looks like you have everything under control!!!! That scenario was just about perfect. Like you said, if she's a real bish, she'll be thankful for the offer..

    Only a begger will hold you to that offer, make another attempt to bring it up, or ask you out right!

  • ATLk

    crzasallgetout Says:

    I knew a guy that dyck is so small I couldn’t even ride it because it kept falling out.
    ___________________________________________________________

    @crzasallgetout OMG...don't get me started on the tiny peens. I dated this guy who had the hugest ego...I just KNEW he was gonna give me the biz. Guuuurl...his pee pee was about as long as a jolly rancher...and I'm not talking about the Jolly Rancher Sticks either.

    He had the nerve to ask me to s*ck that little thing. I said...I don't think it's big enough to suck, but I can lick it though. LOL Women...stop lying to these men who have tiny peens....having them thinking their a stud. NOT!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ninja was small AND limp.

    I thought lightning didnt strike in the same place twice.

    #salty

  • Daisy

    @AKA :cosign: I feel you all day long folks is crazy n u never know when they may snap not my cup of tea either but to each their own if you like it I luv it :lol:

  • Kimmy

    120ATLk Says:

    @outsidethebox

    I was raised being told just the opposite. Was told to never allow a man to play the ’sugar daddy’ role unless its your husband…because if you do, you are at the mercy of that ’sugar daddy’ who will have you sucking all kinds of things, he will be invading all kinds of orifices, and God knows what else so you can earn your ‘treats’.

    I would NEVER allow a man to have that kind of control over me. There is nothing better than being able to take care of yourself, buy the things you need and want…YOURSELF.

    Ladies, instead of aspiring to be somebody’s jumpoff…aspire to be a woman with her own career who can buy her own sh*t. Period….end.
    ________________________________________________

    :cosign: and :preach:

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    @Man, any chick that has to bring up her doesn't know how to work the game properly. Go ahead and pay that At&T bill, she doesn't have the skills to milk you dry.

  • FloridaChick813

    he fed himself at my buffet all the time
    _______________________

    :rofl: DEAD!!!!

    Im out ya'lll HAVE A GREAT EVENING!!!!!!

  • EricaDenese

    HIM: "Hey E, I haven't seen you in while. When are we going to hang out again?"

    ME: "I know, it's been a minute. When do you want to hang out?"

    HIM: "Oh, well I work tomorrow, and I get off at 5PM, but you can come over about 10PM."

    **SIDE-EYE**

    ME: "Negro, ain't shyt open after 10 but McDonalds, IHOP & some legs. If you want to have sex, just say so!"

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CRAZAZALLGETOUT
    "I knew a guy that dyck is so small I couldn’t even ride it because it kept falling out. Keeping a condom on was torture. Getting hard?? Hell I could go to the beauty shop and get the works and he’d still be rubbing it to get hard. And for black women y’all know how long we have to wait in the shop. LMAO. I swear he’d “play” with me and rub himself at the same time to try to get hard and have the nerve to say I’m trying to get it opened up. WTF!! Naw nicca you’re trying to get hard. LImp dyck azz!!"
    ______________________________________________________________

    ROFLMAO!!! "I'm trying to get it opened up." LOL.

    You ain't try to give the dude no head? Yeah, I know a nucca gotta be "ready" and chit but still. You ain't try to help the dude out?

    LOOOOOL!

  • EricaDenese

    ATLk Says:

    crzasallgetout Says:

    I knew a guy that dyck is so small I couldn’t even ride it because it kept falling out.
    ___________________________________________________________

    @crzasallgetout OMG…don’t get me started on the tiny peens. I dated this guy who had the hugest ego…I just KNEW he was gonna give me the biz. Guuuurl…his pee pee was about as long as a jolly rancher…and I’m not talking about the Jolly Rancher Sticks either.

    He had the nerve to ask me to s*ck that little thing. I said…I don’t think it’s big enough to suck, but I can lick it though. LOL Women…stop lying to these men who have tiny peens….having them thinking their a stud. NOT!
    __________

    :rofl: I'm so dead!

  • crzasallgetout

    He had the nerve to ask me to s*ck that little thing. I said…I don’t think it’s big enough to suck, but I can lick it though. LOL Women…stop lying to these men who have tiny peens….having them thinking their a stud.

    Oh hell naw!! I swear sucking a tiny dyck is like a slow death. I told my friend about it once and she didn't believe me. I could fit TWO dycks in my mouth as small as he was. I think we as women HAVE to tell dudes when they ain't up to par. It's not fair to the next chick. Dude was cocky too.

    @OTB
    You wouldn't think it does but shiatttt! And swears he's a freak and always wanted to use toys. I see why. Once he blamed it on the type of condom. *DEAD*

  • Cinderella

    :rofl: @crzasallgetout and ATLk

  • crzasallgetout

    @ Man

    see comment 228 about head.

  • nilano3

    Somewhat new to posting, I usually lurk. Had to comment on this one though. Ladies, y'all have made my day w/these comments! I laughed away my headache. :party:

  • OutsidetheBox

    "Once he blamed it on the type of condom"

    No.He.Didnt.

    You lying guhl! :rofl:

  • aqtpie

    :rofl: @ATLk & crzasallgetout!!!!!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @kara z
    " any chick that has to bring up her doesn’t know how to work the game properly. Go ahead and pay that At&T bill, she doesn’t have the skills to milk you dry."
    _________________________________________________________________

    I have NO problem with a chick "milking me dry."

    :wink:

  • EricaDenese

    All of this has me singing that old song

    "Itty Bitty, Teeny Weeny, shrivled little short short man!!"

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :rofl: a mess!!

    :welcome: nilano

  • crzasallgetout

    I swear lil dyck dude had every excuse in the book for his problem: floor to hard(huh?), condom too thick, I'm out of shape(this one may have been true),it's raining outside, it's cold, etc. Just admit you have a small pee pee and I'll respect you more. :rofl:

  • EricaDenese

    crzasallgetout Says:

    I swear lil dyck dude had every excuse in the book for his problem: floor to hard(huh?), condom too thick, I’m out of shape(this one may have been true),it’s raining outside, it’s cold, etc. Just admit you have a small pee pee and I’ll respect you more. :rofl:
    ____________
    :rofl:

    I can't deal today! Ya'll have me cracking up!

  • crzasallgetout

    @otb
    I swear!! He said he'd never used that kind before. Nicca please!! OMG and letting him hit if from the back....

    But that was before I was married. Don't have that problem now. hehe.

  • qtipthecat

    SandraRose Says:
    No, she doesn’t feel bad because she knows that you guys always have something negative to say about everyone. If she felt bad about these comments, she wouldn’t have given us the information about Kelly’s boots and bag. Unlike that pathetic loser, Tameka Foster, Sarah’s self esteem is very much intact. Anyway, I think I will open my registration after I vacuum and clean house.
    ***************************************
    At least we are negative about everyone, fairly.

    40

  • ATLk

    You can wear your nose down to the gristle trying to give head to someone with a tiny penis becausue your face has to be all up in his crotch to suck that tiny thing. Then they try to push your face even closer.. Chiiile. I don't have time for this!

  • nilano3

    Hi ms.truth! :-)

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    you know what Man, I'm done witchu, you a mess.

  • pinksghetti

    @ 195, thanks for the welcome Daisy. I didn't know how to use the smiley face icons to show the "I'm new". I'm either computer illiterate or my job won't let me. I lurked for a while before I could join but I remember some of your e-welcome packet questions. I'm single, from PA, no kids, stan in fun for Mariah Carey (get the voice back girl), Phil Collins (#dontjudgeme), Aretha, and Al Green.

  • OutsidetheBox

    “milking me dry.”

    Nice play on words @Man!

    Welcome nilano!

    TMI ahead: my first was a teeny weeny. Now how did I know that weeny was teeny and he was my 1st?

    We did it on the floor...his friend kept asking, "how was it?" I said "we didnt do nothing"...
    Friend was like, "Shiiiii.t G say he beat that thang up..."

    Me: *confused and thinking aloud* Well, we was on the floor and then we got up bout 10 minutes later..
    The Friend: *wide eyes and :rofl: *

    I learned later that if you cant feel it when y'all on the hard as.s flo'...well you know.

    I'm prolly still a dam.n virgin.

    *searches for V card*

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CRZASALLGETOUT
    "I swear lil dyck dude had every excuse in the book for his problem: floor to hard(huh?), condom too thick, I’m out of shape(this one may have been true),it’s raining outside, it’s cold, etc. Just admit you have a small pee pee and I’ll respect you more."
    _______________________________________________________________

    So what did you tell him?

  • EricaDenese

    ATLk Says:

    You can wear your nose down to the gristle trying to give head to someone with a tiny penis becausue your face has to be all up in his crotch to suck that tiny thing. Then they try to push your face even closer.. Chiiile. I don’t have time for this!
    ____________

    :cosign:

    You can't even bob your head because it'll slip out of your mouth! Sucking a small peen is no fun.

  • SangriaSugar

    @crzasallgetout

    Oooo...the dayum MASSAGE line :rofl: I just wanna laugh every time I hear it

  • OutsidetheBox

    DEAD DEAD DEAD @ wearing the nose down to the gristle!!!!

    LMAO LMAO

    Why I saw MJ's infamous eaten nose pic in my head????

  • crzasallgetout

    You can wear your nose down to the gristle trying to give head to someone with a tiny penis becausue your face has to be all up in his crotch to suck that tiny thing. Then they try to push your face even closer.. Chiiile. I don’t have time for this!

    :rofl:
    I've been there. Hell I can't breathe from trying to FIND it!! And be trying to move your head back and forth. Dude if you move my head we'll have to start all over!! Have you ever tried JACKING a lil penis? I mean like index finger little. AND THAT'S ON HARD

  • OutsidetheBox

    "Phil Collins (#dontjudgeme)"

    Can we please? LOL j/k

    And I stan for Aunti ReRe too!

  • EricaDenese

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    DEAD DEAD DEAD @ wearing the nose down to the gristle!!!!

    LMAO LMAO

    Why I saw MJ’s infamous eaten nose pic in my head????
    _____________

    Girl, mine too!

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    @ggouch, I watched that video and I jumped in my Mickey Mouse covered casket from Walmart and closed the lid. Yep, I'm scared too. I don't think he knew that Rihanna sang that song 'cause he kept saying "Barbie Bythces" and kept imitating Nicki Minaj. And the final nail in the coffin was him molesting the MickeyMouse bobblehead. Yep, I was lowered into the grave at that point :wtf: Thank you for killin' me!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    TMI ahead: my first was a teeny weeny. Now how did I know that weeny was teeny and he was my 1st?

    We did it on the floor…his friend kept asking, “how was it?” I said “we didnt do nothing”…
    Friend was like, “Shiiiii.t G say he beat that thang up…”

    Me: *confused and thinking aloud* Well, we was on the floor and then we got up bout 10 minutes later..
    The Friend: *wide eyes and *

    I learned later that if you cant feel it when y’all on the hard as.s flo’…well you know.

    I’m prolly still a dam.n virgin.

    *searches for V card*
    ____________________________________________________________________

    If you are in high school (junior high these days) pretty much anything qualified for "beating that thang up"
    :coffee:

  • EricaDenese

    I thought trying to keep a straight face when you see a tiny peen was hard...

  • crzasallgetout

    @otb!!
    Go to hell with that V story!! Girl you're still pure haha

  • OutsidetheBox

    I was 15 in high school. Did I mention I got pregnant?

    Life.is.not.fair.

    It was like immaculate conception... well, not quite. LOL

  • crzasallgetout

    @Man
    I sure did. He was hurt but I don't think he believed me because he always talked about how such and such was trying to hook back up with him. Had to be his conversation skills because I refuse to believe it was him laying the "pipe"

  • EricaDenese

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    I was 15 in high school. Did I mention I got pregnant?

    Life.is.not.fair.

    It was like immaculate conception… well, not quite. LOL
    __________

    Well damn. :sad:

  • SangriaSugar

    :welcome: nilano3

    :rofl: Ya'll are killing me today...got me laughing loud...people looking me crazy

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    OutsidetheBox Says:
    I was 15 in high school. Did I mention I got pregnant?

    Life.is.not.fair.

    It was like immaculate conception… well, not quite. LOL
    --------------------------------------------------------------

    It's always the limp -short dycked momofukus that get chicks pregnant. I guess the boys don't have to swim that long down his pickle, so they have strength to penetrate the egg.

  • ohso

    LOL @ EVERYBODY...yeah i had the extremely small dude (he was half korean and half black....i ended up warning my friends that stubby arms and legs AINT the only thing stubby on Koreans). Then i had Mr. IT TAKES ME SOME TIME TO GET HARD AGAIN AFTER I BUST ONE....he was so ashamed that when i pressed him for some more he was like "i cant and no i dont have E.D." I was confused as hell (being only 21) but i was later informed he was talking about erectile dysfunction :cya:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ok. My exact sentiments @Erica

    LOL

    I prayed and prayed that I didnt have a boy LOL

  • crzasallgetout

    @sangria
    I fell for the massage one a couple of times. *hangs head* I really just wanted them to go to the breasssesst though. That's my spot. TMI

  • OutsidetheBox

    Them genes need to die! Dont pass that shi.t on.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    YALL GOT ME DYIN IN HERE!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ohso get outta here with that!

    "stubby arms and legs AINT the only thing stubby on Koreans"

    "Mr. IT TAKES ME SOME TIME TO GET HARD AGAIN AFTER I BUST ONE" A close cousin to Mr. Teeny Weeny.

  • crzasallgetout

    @ohso. For that to be his next response he KNEW he had E.D. You ain't gots to lie Craig. At least your dude was limp after the first one. It's worse if you haven't done the do yet and still waiting.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    "“Mr. IT TAKES ME SOME TIME TO GET HARD AGAIN AFTER I BUST ONE”
    __________________________________________________________________

    HOOOOOLE UP! That's true, a nucca need SOME time ....occasionally!

  • crzasallgetout

    @Man
    Y'all don't know what women have to go through to deal with bad sex. Rolling eyes on the sly WHILE the act is going down(like dude hurry up), fake screaming.
    I've even asked dudes were they still hard before during the process. I don't hold shiat back.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yadda yadda yadda @Man and all the men and their "excuses".

    :coffee: We'll just continue our coffee breaks while y'all work on it.

  • nilano3

    Hey Sangria! Thanks for the welcome! ;-)

    It’s always the limp -short dycked momofukus that get chicks pregnant. I guess the boys don’t have to swim that long down his pickle, so they have strength to penetrate the egg. :cosign:

    This just happened to a friend of mine, so I tend to agree!

  • ohso

    Yall i was soooo disappointed. @crza I know he was ashamed. He was such a cool dude but i was a beast back then and he wasnt laying nothing down or beating nothing up...and the same goes for stubby also. I mean if i was on top and my hips made a circular motion it would fall out...it maybe TMI but its THE DAMN TRUTH.

  • OutsidetheBox

    "I’ve even asked dudes were they still hard before during the process."

    @Fellas...if yo puzzy ask you that...please pull out and LEAVE!

  • ohso

    @MAN: one time this dude pulled that "its gonna take me some time" line and i straight up pulled the drawer out on my nightstand and grabbed B.O.B. Me and him went to work while that nucca acted all surprised.....BTW bye yall...time for a sister to go home!!! :cya:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CRZALLGETOUT
    "Y’all don’t know what women have to go through to deal with bad sex. Rolling eyes on the sly WHILE the act is going down(like dude hurry up), fake screaming.
    I’ve even asked dudes were they still hard before during the process. I don’t hold shiat back."
    ______________________________________________________________________

    **evil laugh**

    See, it all balances out. We (men) have to "work" for sex. Wining and dining and callin and chit, but it's worth it because regardless of how a female is, we are going to catch a nut.

    Women may not have to "work" for sex, but they ain't guaranteed a nut tho! (maybe with their toys)

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Man, I just don't care™ Says:
    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    ““Mr. IT TAKES ME SOME TIME TO GET HARD AGAIN AFTER I BUST ONE”
    __________________________________________________________________

    HOOOOOLE UP! That’s true, a nucca need SOME time ….occasionally!
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    at 21? Seriously that shouldn't be the case until the mid-thirties... anyone who still has high car insurance rates should not be using this as an excuse

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    crzasallgetout Says:
    @Man
    Y’all don’t know what women have to go through to deal with bad sex. Rolling eyes on the sly WHILE the act is going down(like dude hurry up), fake screaming.
    I’ve even asked dudes were they still hard before during the process. I don’t hold shiat back.
    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Why even bother, just tap dude and say thanks but this isn't working for me, get up and do something worthwhile with your time

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "““Mr. IT TAKES ME SOME TIME TO GET HARD AGAIN AFTER I BUST ONE”
    __________________________________________________________________

    HOOOOOLE UP! That’s true, a nucca need SOME time ….occasionally!
    ————————————————————
    at 21? Seriously that shouldn’t be the case until the mid-thirties… anyone who still has high car insurance rates should not be using this as an excuse"
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Yeah at 21! She didn't say how long it took for her to be ready again. I'm envisioning her ready right after the dude bust a nut.

    Now if it had been a while since a nucca got some then, yeah, most dudes would be ready in a short time. BUT, if he had recently got some or jacked off before coming over, it'll take a while.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Damn I missed today working and doing other things - needle dyck experience...

    I briefly dated this guy whose schlong was not long at all-ladies you know when you wrap your hand around the THANG and it goes far and above your thumb-well this short dyck nigga's shit went right past my thumb :hurl:

  • ATLk

    I don't know how or when these comments went left, but I know that Sarah Chapman is probably glad that they did. She got off kind of easy today.

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Y'all are better than me, I was never into that kind of charity work, if I saw something that did not look enjoyable, I would put my clothes back on, and turn on the TV or call one of my friends.

    @Man... *side eye* you better do like a boy scout and be prepared 24/7

  • crzasallgetout

    @karaz
    I know right! Then I got mad for having to count him.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "Y’all are better than me, I was never into that kind of charity work, if I saw something that did not look enjoyable, I would put my clothes back on, and turn on the TV or call one of my friends."
    __________________________________________________________________

    You can watch TV or talk to your friends on the phone with your clothes off...

  • crzasallgetout

    I've called a friend before while dude was there. He was pissed!! I have no shame though.

  • OutsidetheBox

    "charity work" Oh lawd. :rofl:

    @KaraZ, do you know I talk about you in my RL? I was talking to my good gfs the other day (its only 3 of us) and I was like, "Well you know what KaraZ said..."

    Them: Bish who?

    LMAO I love, love, love your way with words. You should write comedic material. Real talk.

  • OutsidetheBox

    <--- aint counting nobody I couldnt feel. LOL

  • SangriaSugar

    @CRZALLGETOUT

    Its ok...I tried to use that line to my advantage once...well not really to my advantage cause it was not good!! In my head I was like "its about to be on!! Girl...he came before the condom was on, then couldn't get it back up...talking shiat!! He said lets lay here for a minute and fell asleep...so I vampired my way out of his bed and left...pretended like I didn't know the nucca when I ran into him again.

  • crzasallgetout

    @OTB
    haha. Ithought I was going to have to explain the counting thing.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    CRAZY AS ALL GET OUT

    They still "count." :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    crzasallgetout Says:
    @karaz
    I know right! Then I got mad for having to count him.
    --------------------------------------------------------------

    Precisely why I wouldn't bother myself

    @Man, no need to stay naked and confuse dude, nothing was going to happen, no need to send mixed signals

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "no need to stay naked and confuse dude, nothing was going to happen, no need to send mixed signals"
    _________________________________________________________________

    LOL. I was tryin to say that..... you know what,nevermind.

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    lol@OTB don't have your friends thinking you're crazy!

    @Man, does it count if he rubbed it on your thigh (but thought he was in) and was done in approximately 45 seconds? #notallAfricanMenareMandigos

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "does it count if he rubbed it on your thigh (but thought he was in) and was done in approximately 45 seconds? #notallAfricanMenareMandigos"
    ___________________________________________________________________

    YUP.

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Man, I hope you're writing all these notes and are going to bring it up as new business at the next Man minute. Tell your brethren that the fcukery has got to stop

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Man, I just don't care™ Says:
    @KARA Z
    “does it count if he rubbed it on your thigh (but thought he was in) and was done in approximately 45 seconds? #notallAfricanMenareMandigos”
    ___________________________________________________________________

    YUP.

    ------------------------------------------------------------
    On what planet? MARS? Hos does that even count when only one person had the experience? I mean its basically the same thing as him rubbing it on a teddy bear with a picture, that ish DOES NOT COUNT.

  • crzasallgetout

    Thigh??? Oh hell naw!! I've had the "can't find it" dude before but my thigh. I would walk out.

  • SangriaSugar

    On your thigh??? That don't count!! I would leave and pay him no mind the next time we meet.

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    crzasallgetout Says:
    Thigh??? Oh hell naw!! I’ve had the “can’t find it” dude before but my thigh. I would walk out.
    -------------------------------------------------------------

    I did and I vowed never again. Do you know that dude called me for MONTHS talking about I miss talking to you. Umm yeah but you're nothing to talk about.
    Anyways, since then if I saw something that didn't look grown, I'd just chuckle and replace whatever clothing that needed to be replaced and go on about my business.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Shut up Man!

    *plugs ears*

    THAT ISH DONT COUNT @Kara. He should be ashamed to count that!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "Man, I hope you’re writing all these notes and are going to bring it up as new business at the next Man minute. Tell your brethren that the fcukery has got to stop"
    __________________________________________________________________

    The Next Man Meeting agenda:

    I. "Yes, she will take you back"
    -speaker: Tiger Woods 2 hours

    II. "The Older Woman-It's Not A 'Myth'"
    -speaker: Nick Cannon special appearance by Usher 2 hours

    III. "How To String Her Along Like A Pro"
    -speaker:Carmello Anthony 2 hours

    IV. "She Secretely Wants To Be Part Of Your Harem"
    -speaker: Antonio Cromartie 2 hours

    V. "Be A Dedicated Husband and Lover for Life"
    -speaker: CANCELLED,COULD NOT FIND SPEAKER

  • Daisy

    OMG yall are still clowning :rofl:

    I am laughing at yall while I get my taxes done damn Uncle Sam :mad:

  • crzasallgetout

    LOL @ karaz

    Man go to hell!!! :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "I did and I vowed never again. Do you know that dude called me for MONTHS talking about I miss talking to you. Umm yeah but you’re nothing to talk about.
    Anyways, since then if I saw something that didn’t look grown, I’d just chuckle and replace whatever clothing that needed to be replaced and go on about my business."
    ___________________________________________________________________

    You must have that "Good Thigh."

    Prolly all soft and warm and chit. Got him wantin some more.

  • Cinderella

    :rofl: at Man. The next meeting should be "How to get up after 70" guest speakers: Larry King and Hugh Hefner.

  • SangriaSugar

    :rofl: @Man

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CINDERELLA
    "The next meeting should be “How to get up after 70? guest speakers: Larry King and Hugh Hefner."
    ___________________________________________________________________

    **taking note to mention as possible future meeting topic!**

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Man, have I told you lately that I HATECHU!!! >:(

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "Man, have I told you lately that I HATECHU!!! >:("
    _________________________________________________________________

    That just means you are intrigued...

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    :lolol: Man you are a mess, how you going to interpret my words for me?

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "Man you are a mess, how you going to interpret my words for me?"
    ________________________________________________________________

    I know I know... I was born with that ability but I only use it for good!

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Man, I think you belong in the KONA! That is not a super power!!

  • Shauny

    :rofl: this has to be one of my fav posts EVER. @crazy GIRL I literally HOLLERED @ comment 237. LAWD!!

    I'm gone yall. Have a good one

  • Shauny

    Damnit I wish I could tell my pinky finger wee wee boy story but damnit hubby is a member. It's SOOO funny (and sad for me at the time because I'm like WTF).

    ok bye yall. Daisy catch you on Twitter for PR

  • gypsyeyes

    testing...trying to see if I made the cut

  • Al-Ameera

    :rofl: a few people need a time out up in here....just cuttin' up!

  • speakinmymind

    testing...1-2-3...testing

    i's in bishes!!

  • bbreezy

    Oh my lawd! I have died and gone to the pearlie gates reading these comments!

  • sexieblacc

    ya'll a mess. And the difference between Kelly's bag and yours is that she can actually afford it no matter HOW old it is. She doesn't have to entertain men to pay her bills nor buy a bag. Your punchline was funny and sad at the same time.

  • DeCori J

    Who cares it's just a shoe :yawn: ... They all touch the same ground don't they??

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    sexieblacc Says:
    ya’ll a mess. And the difference between Kelly’s bag and yours is that she can actually afford it no matter HOW old it is. She doesn’t have to entertain men to pay her bills nor buy a bag. Your punchline was funny and sad at the same time.
    --------------------------------------------------------------

    Actually... :shrug: never mind, people don't want to believe the truth about why all these black celebrity women in the US go to the EMEA.

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