FanMAIL: Chef Juanita Wants You To Know That…
I guess Necole Bitchie’s bestie Juanita Crimiel is out of jail on bond? She sent me a profanity-laced email this morning in a pathetic attempt to keep the spotlight focused on her.
I guess it worked.
Crimiel, 26, was busted last week in Miami for allegedly running up a $20,000 bill on an unsuspecting baller’s credit card at the posh Mondrian hotel in Miami Beach, where the cheapest room will set you back $260 a night.
Celebrity gossip blogger Necole Bitchie, who introduced this con artist to her industry connects as “Chef Juanita”, wrote a lengthy comment on a groupie’s blog over the weekend trying to distance herself from Crimiel.
In her comment on the groupie’s blog, Necole wrote that she and “13 – 16″ of her friends would “take turns” taking this woman out to dinner in order to “compare stories” on a conference call.
That’s 13- 16 people on a conference call with not one ounce of common sense between them.
It took 16 people comparing notes over several days on a scam artist that they should have spotted from a mile away?
Here’s how Necole described what happened next:
That one call turned into conference call after conference call with 13-16 people who were comparing stories over days. She found out this week that we all knew about all the lies she told etc and we thought it was the end. Delete us from twitter. Delete us from BBM.
Then we find out she was staying at the Mondrion in Miami since April and we had to figure out who’s bill it was on. I don’t know the guy but she got him for over 10,000 (not 20,000). How she did that i have no idea. So yesterday, the police were called and the rest is history.
Read the email from Chef Juanita after break.
(*Edited for clarity)
The next time you go posting stories about someone you make sure you know what the f*ck you’re talking about! I didn’t go to jail because I had stolen anything or bc I’m some supposed scam artist! [They] took me to jail because the the hotel bill was unpaid! (But it wasn’t my bill to pay, I wasn’t present in the room @ the time so It [fell] on me).
Do your f*cking research before u start posting shit! The person that checked in clearly knew I was there & [now] he’s claiming he didn’t know me! But text/bbm & phones calls are a motherf*cker!!! I had the proof I needed! So all you trifling ppl who tried to put me out like I was some liar & thief! Its a f*cking war now! You’ve said what you had to say about to ppl on twitter/blog sites!
Now its my turn! Read the fucking police report to assholes…. You wanna post something post that!!! Sandra you feed of this dumb bullshit! Stay the fuck out my life now cause ill be just fine!! Its definitely a war now! Pls Believe!
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
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Well, she still got her Blackberry. All is not lost.
see you come to atlanta and see the average joe pushing a luxury whip and looking like they doing it, and hell, u want in. she aint the only victim. get it together chef juanita. be who u are. we have enough $30,000 millionaires floating around atlanta pretending to be doing it big. why on earth would you want to follow?
LOL, OTB!
Seriously…..why do we care about this situation? Anyone?
Wow, it’s war? Sandra are you going to pack up your Louis Stewart chameleon leopard print bags and go into hiding?
She’s a fool!
I wander why she didnt address the accusations that she was pretending to be dying from cancer
Sandra, im looking at how fly my dude in my gravatar is. Can you do a morning wood on him (max phillisaire) so some of the others can enjoy his sexiness?
I still think this bat shyt crazy bish is lying about her age!!!
**scrolling back up**
26 MY AZZ!!
therapist1911 says:
Seriously…..why do we care about this situation? Anyone?
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No, we dont!!!
FloridaChick813 says:
I wander why she didnt address the accusations that she was pretending to be dying from cancer
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@pointhimout
“see you come to atlanta and see the average joe pushing a luxury whip and looking like they doing it, and hell, u want in. she aint the only victim. get it together chef juanita. be who u are. we have enough $30,000 millionaires floating around atlanta pretending to be doing it big. why on earth would you want to follow?”
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That chit was hilarious!
FloridaChick813 says:
I wander why she didnt address the accusations that she was pretending to be dying from cancer
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Soooooo, she says all of this to say what?
oooh this is getting good. She didn’t sign anything so she’s free to tell folks business. Sandra you are just the person she may give the goods too…
bat shyt crazy bish
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OOOHHH GOD!!!!!!! Ima def. be using this term later today!!!!
Well, I guess Juanita Criminal, I mean Crimiel, told you, huh?
Who cares about this chick or the retards that she was scamming???? You would think that these people would do some sort of background check or hell, even check references.
Sh*t block boys, runners, and big time dealers do background checks, but the “rich and elite” (wanna be’s) don’t???
Dummies.
so you freeload in a hotel and now ur mad at who? it’s war on who? rocsi and NB? what she gone do, divulge not secret secrets to paralyze us into sheer boredom?
girl, go make me sandwich and cut the sh!t.
REALLY WHO CARES ABOUT HER???…EVERYONE WANTS THEIR 15
She lied within the letter, first she’s not in the room then she is…pathological I tell ya, PATHOLOGICAL!!
Ummmm did she really lie and say she had cancer…
I think I will leave this post this chick will cause her own self destruction…
Lawd bless her….
Oh and she threatened you Sandra you should take this to the police or something…you got proof just like she got proof on other people…
**waiting on an interesting post**
girl, go make me sandwich and cut the sh!t.
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Sandra did you know they posted your picture on Black Voices?
@point – You are on a roll today
Why didn’t Necole post this on her own blog? Is that against her contract will Russell?
Who is this chick at war with? Is she about to put Necole on blast. Because it seems they are the ones that are throwing her under the bus.
A brown My little pony
everytime I see her with that tacky weave that’s all I see.
My my my what a tangled web we weave!!!! Ahem–Chef Juanita, it seems you have a HELL of alot going on and plenty to fix. The last thing you should be concerned with is what Sandra wrote about you! Now go ahead–scurry along and build a new identity so you can make sure that AT&T bill gets paid
@mrsgarcia…what in hell is going on in your gravi??
Ive been staring at the Gravi since 11:43 @Civil.
What the hail indeed.
@Civil: I was thinking the SAME thing!!!!
@ OTB and Civil
Are those braids coming over the forehead like a bang or a customized durag?
@OTB and Civil
He’s the pimp that was torturing women and turning them out. LOL
@MS GARCIA
“My my my what a tangled web we weave!!!! Ahem–Chef Juanita, it seems you have a HELL of alot going on and plenty to fix. The last thing you should be concerned with is what Sandra wrote about you! Now go ahead–scurry along and build a new identity so you can make sure that AT&T bill gets paid”
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ROFLMAO at your gravie!
Ol’ “Pimpin Prince” That’s a real nutcase right thur.
@yvonne 79. That’s his hair.
I saw that mess on another blog and laughed for 20 minutes…
wow at that pic. he was somebody’s pimp, and they listened to him?
ROFLMAO!!! Yeah he has too much going on the waves on the forehead, the mess on the side, and u can’t even see the ponytail in the back!!! SMH, he actually thought he was doing it big too…poor thing.
I couldn’t take anybody serious with a head like that!! His hair must have special powers…those girls were MESMERIZED
ms garcia’s gravi did not make me laughed. it creeped me the f out! seriously! i got goose bumps like i saw a monster! lmao..i can’t look at it again…
@mrsgarcia:
yeah, he took babyhair to a WHOLLLLEEEEE ‘nother level
“…customized durag?”
*weeps tears of joy*
I had to log in to say
to Ms. Garcia’s gravi.
LMAO @ Outside.
LOL @ Civil
MsGarcia your gravia got me
That’s that pimp from NJ.
……customized durag?
I can’t breath!!!!!!!
It’s lernchtime so MY only question is…can the sista really cook? Or she lie about THAT shat too..Just askin….
WTF…. I’m so appauld by this fukkery above *some bytch name juanita’s email*
…..but I am equaly amused at Mrsgarcia’s fukkery for a Gravatar!!! 
maybe its a combination hair doo….like an “Even” with build in shades?? well forhead shades…….privacy fence for his headaches…..??
Krysi J says:
WTF…. I’m so appauld by this fukkery above *some bytch name juanita’s email* …..but I am equaly amused at Mrsgarcia’s fukkery for a Gravatar!!!
maybe its a combination hair doo….like an “Even” with build in shades?? well forhead shades…….privacy fence for his headaches…..??
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@ 2 – OMG
“30,000 millionaires”…I know that’s right!! 
*built*
Aye don’t it look like he saying——
*pointing at his ripple cage*
“It existS in mY MIiiiiiiND Claud”
“If ah man THInk-Eth….SO shaLL he Gett-Eth, some shyt like that”
-Ray & Claud LIFE
Ise that baby’s papi!
Chef Juanita? Did she even go to culinary school? Or was this a correspondence course? This story is too sad to be funny. People playing others for gain is not new, but lying and saying you have a deadly disease is cause for karma.
dcwife1622 says:
oooh this is getting good. She didn’t sign anything so she’s free to tell folks business. Sandra you are just the person she may give the goods too…
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I already asked her for the scoop on everyone! She needs to stop blaming others for her problems and get to typing!
Wow tell me why did NB write that long comment on that other site but skipped out on posting this dirt up on her site… Things that make you go hmmmmm….
The Doll says:
Sandra did you know they posted your picture on Black Voices?
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My picture has been posted on Black Voices, Twitter, blogs and every other urban message board on earth. Where have you been?
NichelleWalker/nwmasssmedia.com says:
Wow tell me why did NB write that long comment on that other site but skipped out on posting this dirt up on her site… Things that make you go hmmmmm….
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She didn’t post it on her own blog because she knew her readers would go in on her for not being a good judge of character. I tried taking Necole under my wing when she first started out. I told her to watch out for these treacherous females in the music industry (like Rocsi and that Baller Alert broad). But now I see Necole is no different from them. She’s in bed with them (so to speak).
Sandra Rose says:
She didn’t post it on her own blog because she knew her readers would go in on her for not being a good judge of character. I tried taking Necole under my wing when she first started out. I told her to watch out for these treacherous females in the music industry (like Rocsi and that Baller Alert broad). But now I see Necole is no different from them. She’s in bed with them (so to speak).
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So does taking her under your wing include posting multiple, slanderous stories about her? because thats all I’ve seen you do to NB, and it seemed to be unprovoked.It seems to me that she used to trust and look up to you, until you started atacking her for no apparent reason