I guess Necole Bitchie’s bestie Juanita Crimiel is out of jail on bond? She sent me a profanity-laced email this morning in a pathetic attempt to keep the spotlight focused on her.

I guess it worked.

Crimiel, 26, was busted last week in Miami for allegedly running up a $20,000 bill on an unsuspecting baller’s credit card at the posh Mondrian hotel in Miami Beach, where the cheapest room will set you back $260 a night.

Celebrity gossip blogger Necole Bitchie, who introduced this con artist to her industry connects as “Chef Juanita”, wrote a lengthy comment on a groupie’s blog over the weekend trying to distance herself from Crimiel.

In her comment on the groupie’s blog, Necole wrote that she and “13 – 16” of her friends would “take turns” taking this woman out to dinner in order to “compare stories” on a conference call.

That’s 13- 16 people on a conference call with not one ounce of common sense between them.

It took 16 people comparing notes over several days on a scam artist that they should have spotted from a mile away?

Here’s how Necole described what happened next:

That one call turned into conference call after conference call with 13-16 people who were comparing stories over days. She found out this week that we all knew about all the lies she told etc and we thought it was the end. Delete us from twitter. Delete us from BBM.

Then we find out she was staying at the Mondrion in Miami since April and we had to figure out who’s bill it was on. I don’t know the guy but she got him for over 10,000 (not 20,000). How she did that i have no idea. So yesterday, the police were called and the rest is history.

Read the email from Chef Juanita after break.

(*Edited for clarity)

The next time you go posting stories about someone you make sure you know what the f*ck you’re talking about! I didn’t go to jail because I had stolen anything or bc I’m some supposed scam artist! [They] took me to jail because the the hotel bill was unpaid! (But it wasn’t my bill to pay, I wasn’t present in the room @ the time so It [fell] on me).

Do your f*cking research before u start posting shit! The person that checked in clearly knew I was there & [now] he’s claiming he didn’t know me! But text/bbm & phones calls are a motherf*cker!!! I had the proof I needed! So all you trifling ppl who tried to put me out like I was some liar & thief! Its a f*cking war now! You’ve said what you had to say about to ppl on twitter/blog sites!

Now its my turn! Read the fucking police report to assholes…. You wanna post something post that!!! Sandra you feed of this dumb bullshit! Stay the fuck out my life now cause ill be just fine!! Its definitely a war now! Pls Believe!
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