Update: Judge Issues Warrant for Lindsay’s Arrest; Sets Bond At $100,000
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When and if troubled actress Lindsay Lohan finally makes it back home to LA, you can expect to see the largest mob of paparazzi ever assembled at LAX airport.
That is because every paparazzi in town will be vying for that money shot: the one that shows Lohan shackled and being led to a waiting squad car.
In case you haven’t been following Lohan’s latest misadventures, she was supposed to be in a LA courtroom today for a mandatory progress report on her probation. But Lindsay’s reps claim she’s stuck in the South of France after someone stole her passport in Cannes where she was attending the film festival this past weekend.
The judge isn’t buying Lohan’s excuses, and she ordered LiLo to appear today — or a bench warrant will be issued for her arrest. It probably didn’t help LiLo’s case that she’s been photographed partying hard every night in Cannes since losing her passport (see above pic).
Beyonce Upgrades Her Boobs For Obama?
It appears that Beyonce purchased a new pair of tatas for her live performance at President Obama’s second State Dinner he is hosting for the President of Mexico. Obama, who lost big time in last night’s elections, welcomed the Mexican president, saying “Welcome to la casa blanca.”
Photos: Splash News Online
Chris Brown Doesn’t Like Black People *Updated*
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About 4 years ago, convicted woman beater Chris Brown was interviewed during a live remote by a local radio station. The popular radio jock, who is himself brown skinned, surveyed the room as he and Chris spoke, and then declared live on air, “there sure are a lot of pretty light skin chicks in this room” (I’m paraphrasing). A giggling Chris Brown quickly responded, “YEAH!”
Every Chris Brown fan knows that he has color issues and that he prefers to date only light skinned women. They say that when one impulsively lashes out in anger, they open a window into their true character.
Yesterday, Chris Brown threw open that window giving us a wider insight into his self hatred in a series of tweets attacking the part of me that he despises the most — my skin color.
Laugh if you want to, but you should know that this is how Chris Brown feels about an entire group of people with brown skin — not just one.
If you have beautiful brown skin, you should be offended by his “spook by the door” insults and the message he sends to his young fans that it is OK to disparage and ridicule people with darker skin hue than his.
Update:
Chris Brown deleted his offensive tweets about dark skinned people. He then offered up a lame excuse to explain why it’s OK for him to make disparaging remarks about skin color in the first place:
…because he made a song about brown skinned girls. Can you believe it? What an idiot.
Is Janet Jackson Losing Her Hair?
Janet Jackson was spotted in London recently wearing her real hair. As you know, for years Janet has worn hair extensions, weaves and lacefronts. It was rare that we ever saw her real hair. And now we see why. It appears that Janet’s hair is thinning, and not just her hairline but all over her head! I love short hair on women, but Janet’s hairline is killing me. She needs to go back to wearing lacefronts pronto.
Source: TGJ
PICS: Rosa Acosta, Wale, Young Dro At Havana Club
I’ve never heard of video vixen Rosa Acosta who hosted the Tuesday night party at the Havana Club last night. So I reached out to a manly man to explain what all the hype was surrounding this chick.
He excitedly informed me that Rosa’s meteoric rise to fame was the result of a “stretching video” that “went viral” last year. He said the stretching video featured all the right “erotic” moves and positions, and he said because of that, she was now the new “Melissa Ford of music videos.”
After speaking with him, I arrived at the same conclusion that I began with: I don’t see any difference between this broad and all the other LSLH botox butt models currently in rotation.
New Music: Assanine – Hair Weave
Well, it’s not exactly new, but this is the first time I’m hearing it. Blame D1P and Word On the Street’s Isis Wisdom for this one!
Image swiped from ONTD
Cover Parade
Oscar winner Sandra Bullock and her adopted son Louis Bardo Bullock, 4 mos., are on this week’s cover of US Weekly magazine. Sandra, who is described as a “great mom”, dishes about the “secret deal” she made with her estranged husband Jesse James. James recently said “my decision to let my wife end our marriage and continue the adoption of Louis on her own has been the hardest.” Somehow I doubt that.
