Celebs Out & About: Jay Z, Oprah, Christiano Ronaldo
Rapper Jay Z returned with a friend industry exec Steve Stout to the trendy upscale Nello restaurant to have lunch today. He showed off his new iPhone 4 which he doesn’t seem too thrilled with.
After playing with his toy at the table, Jay Z enjoyed his lunch at the Upper East Side eatery where the rich and famous go to canoodle over $65 asparagus shoots and $75 lobster salad.
25-year-old underwear model Christiano Ronaldo was spotted adjusting his attitude during practice at the World Cup in Cape Town, South Africa yesterday. His team, Portugal, has so far cruised through their matches at the World Cup. Next up is Spain today.
Former queen of talk shows, Oprah Winfrey, tops Forbes 100 richest humans in entertainment list again this year. That should provide quite a boost to her narcissistic ego. Oprah beat out the competition by amassing a small fortune of $315 million this year. Her closest competition was Beyonce with an income of just $87 million. Oprah lost the top honor to Angelina Jolie last year. My name would be somewhere on this list if Forbes expanded their list to include about 280 million people.
Oprah, $315 million
Beyonce, $87 million
James Cameron, $210 million
Lady Gaga, $62 million
Tiger Woods, $105 million
Britney Spears, $64 million
U2, $130 million
Sandra Bullock, $56 million
Johnny Depp, $75 million
Madonna, $58 million
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Oprah you need to open some jobs down here…
I wish Oprah was in my family! Aunt Oprah sounds real good!
Oprah is my kinda gal
wow…go Bey!
Christiano Ronaldo is cutie – Hate the hair cut though!!!!
OPRAH, GET IT BISH!!!!
and lets not forget Bey coming in second!!! 
Jay if you want service you can’t put your paw around the phone..gotta love technology
Oprah’s hair is looking sexy.
I don’t get the hype around Ronaldo. : shrug :
Oprah beat out the competition by amassing a small fortune of $315 million this year. Her closest competition was Beyonce with an income of just $87 million. Oprah lost the top honor to Angelina Jolie last year. My name would be somewhere on this list if Forbes expanded their list to include about 280 million people.
@ all of this:
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$87 million being chump change
280 million people
How is Tiger “GetItIn” Woods make the list? And wouldn’t Oprah’s closest competition be James Cameron instead of Bey given that he made $210 mil?
87mil & Bey is walking around with a half price wig from the corner ching a ling store 0_0
Damn he is fine! Is that what the soccer players look like.
meanNsurly says:
How is Tiger “GetItIn” Woods make the list? And wouldn’t Oprah’s closest competition be James Cameron instead of Bey given that he made $210 mil?
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For women I believe
Ronaldo doent seem to have much of an “attitude”
In the second picture, Jay Z is trying out for a role as the first camel to play a gorilla in a major film…
@Sugapied
Agreed-
Hate that second pic of Jay
“Christiano Ronaldo was spotted adjusting his attitude” S.R.
@Civil….ok because I was confused! I think its funny that Gaga almost made as much as Bey. Bey your fame is fading sweetie……
meanNsurly says:
Bey your fame is fading sweetie……
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that’s exactly what I thought when I read how much she made. No wonder she’s looking depressed lately.
SugarPieHoneybunn says:
Ronaldo doent seem to have much of an “attitude”
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Maybe he is a G R O W E R! I would love to play with his soccer balls.
roro17 says:
Damn he is fine! Is that what the soccer players look like.
June 29, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Hubby calls soccer the pretty boys sport. Most of them niggas fine as hail!!! and their money long, real real really long… 
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That’s a very miniscule “attitude” you have there Christiano!
I <3 Oprah…wit her facially challenged self!
And Jigga can never do no wrong n my eyes!
@Mean
Maybe he will disappoint you!
@ Mean, income, influence and media coverage are factored into the list. That’s why Beyonce is ahead of James Cameron.
meanNsurly says:
Maybe he is a G R O W E R! I would love to play with his soccer balls.
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LMAO!! You a damn fool. I hope he is a grower cuz he damn sho is fine!!
Christian is hot but I wish he needed two hands to do the adjusting
My Madonna is on there and she’s been in the business for 25 plus years and her imitator Gaga is on there too but I have to give Gaga props because she is really new and already in the top 5. Britney is still raking in the cash even with her issues, good for her.
Didn’t Bey earn $80 million the previous year. Doesn’t sound like fading to me…#justsayin
@Cinderella: Well I can see that but Bey doesn’t have long. She really hasn’t done much this yr or even last yr except make mediocre videos. Do you think she has less influence than she did 2-3 yrs ago?
@Choco: He probably will but it will be fun to find out. He is a handsome sun-kissed thing! Maybe I need to be the manager or “ball boy” for a soccer team!
Damn Sandra, you say Bey made “just” $87 million like it was some chump change….. I’ll take that type change anyday!
Every year Bey’s income increases….how is that fading???
@Civil when did you switch to Team Bey? You have been brainwashed by OTB!!!
meanNsurly says:
How is Tiger “GetItIn” Woods make the list? And wouldn’t Oprah’s closest competition be James Cameron instead of Bey given that he made $210 mil?
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Exactly, Clearly this list is not in correct order
And Ronaldo is Hott and not to mention the worlds highest paid soccer player, HOWEVER, the way he acts all baby-ish, always throwning himself on the ground crying foul, bugs me…Man up already
But his body is nooooo joke
Ronaldo is one of them dudes that you invite over to watch a movie. Do a little foreplay on the couch. Adjust his attitude for him to see what he is really working with and when you find that all he has is a little smokie in his pants, you kick him out and invite the loser with the big penis over to seal the deal…then you kick that nicca out too, and sleep like a baby!!
I will defend her country azz though…she reminds me of people I grew up with.
meanNsurly says:
Maybe he is a G R O W E R! I would love to play with his soccer balls.
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I can ALWAYS count on Mean to have me about to fall out and die. Thanks!
#teamwhitetee…that’s what I’m wearing today!!
Hubby calls soccer the pretty boys sport. Most of them niggas fine as hail!!! and their money long, real real really long…
Yes m’am…soccer and baseball..they’re usually fine and money is looooonnnng….baseball players rake in the cash…if I were the money chasing type, that’s who i would chase…the baseball players..they got the stacks and looks…plus I tend to like my men with a splash of green card or a VISA on the side…
dont judge me..you mean aren’t the only ones who like the “exotic” types… 
I’m a straight SUCKER for a Carribean accent. 
*men
@Mean smh crazy ball boy for soccer and do you really think it fun to find a teenie weenie?
Maybe he is a G R O W E R! I would love to play with his soccer balls.
Britney Spears is on the list???
I ain’t even mad ma’! She’s been under the radar and she STILL gettin’ bank! Go bish go!
*Two snaps*
Tink Tink says:
Every year Bey’s income increases….how is that fading???
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Hasn’t she made the same amount the last 3 yrs? Even Brit has a multi milllion dollar purse. Well heck not sure why I’m complaining, dead celebs are still making money. They only vote on the breathing. An xray of Marilyn Monroe sold for $45,000 the other day.
@ Mean, she has no influence over me, but she’s a definite force in the entertainment industry. Her perfume sales set records and she won 6 Grammy’s in February (bringing her total to 16). She’s mentioned on blogs, urban and mainstream alike, on a daliy basis. Not mention she’s the mainstream favorite token Black woman, next to Halle Berry of course.
leapyearpisces says:
plus I tend to like my men with a splash of green card or a VISA on the side… dont judge me..you mean aren’t the only ones who like the “exotic” types…
but I guess I am in this club with you 
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Love O in that color!
thats steve stoute in the pic with jay sandra and they maybe having a video chat with bey
you can’t knock Lady O’s hustle. but Jay does it for me. His swag is out of this world
You dont need #brainwashing and whatnot when the numbers speak for themselves.
I would also love to play with his soccer balls. Dude is fine! People always talkin about black women not dating outside of their race, shhhiiiiiittttt let me see a man who looked like this walkin down the street I’m switching races lol. (That’s if I was single of course)
Hell when is he playin again so I can watch that eye candy.
@Al: You know thats why I’m here to fill your day with laughter. I’m gonna have to google him and he is the highest paid soccer player……WHAT……chile he definately could get it.
@Sugar and Choco: I would turn his little attitude into a BIG EGO. I would pull out the pump and tell him to pump it up like the early 90′s Nike shoes until its to its proper specification. Before he left we would have done it and the next day I would say I was preggers.
GOD KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING BY MAKING ME MALE…….
@east…I thought that feature wasn’t activated yet?
@ Al,
@OTB…yup!
meanNsurly says:
@Sugar and Choco: I would turn his little attitude into a BIG EGO. I would pull out the pump and tell him to pump it up like the early 90’s Nike shoes until its to its proper specification. Before he left we would have done it and the next day I would say I was preggers.
GOD KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING BY MAKING ME MALE…….
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Oh God, I can’t breathe! You are fool!
But wait, a pump? really? Uhhhh not trying to turn this in to SR after dark but you know I am a lil green, please explain
meanNsurly says:
How is Tiger “GetItIn” Woods make the list? And wouldn’t Oprah’s closest competition be James Cameron instead of Bey given that he made $210 mil?
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@ Mean I thought the same thing about Bey…
LMAO @ Mean!! U gone have a baby bump??? LOL
So far the match is 0-0 Football players are the hottest!!! Nice abs, nice legs and great assets….
And I’m a sucker for a European guy….#dontjudgeme
Basketball players = Giants
Football players = HUGE with no necks
Baseball players = Roid rage
Christiano Ronaldo is the only thing interesting in this post lol
leapyearpisces says:
@ Al,
those are some PASSIONATE/ROMANTIC men, they love the art of seduction and romance…..
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Well mine is a lil crazy too but I ain’t gon do nothin’ but love him and keep him
JAY LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO SPIT THE FOOD UP IN THAT SECOND PIC GO HEAD MS.OPRAH GET UR DAM MONEY!!!! GO BEY IN SECOND PLACE LOOOOOOOOOOVE TO SEE WOMEN DOING THE DAM THING!!!
@ Al-Ameera
I think he is referring to a penis pump like the one on Austin Powers. And then he is referencing the old school Reebok Pumps that folks used to wear back in the day
Football (soccer) players have the best legs
SugarPieHoneybunn says:
Ronaldo is one of them dudes that you invite over to watch a movie. Do a little foreplay on the couch. Adjust his attitude for him to see what he is really working with and when you find that all he has is a little smokie in his pants, you kick him out and invite the loser with the big penis over to seal the deal…then you kick that nicca out too, and sleep like a baby!!
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would say I was preggers.
“I’m a straight SUCKER for a Carribean accent.”
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renegadesince1985 says:
Cristiano Ronaldo….he’s the only reason I wanted Portugal to get this far…However, I believe they will finished after today, Spain is definitely a better football team.
So far the match is 0-0 Football players are the hottest!!! Nice abs, nice legs and great assets….
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@ rene aren’t they in best shape ever? Vanity Fair did a World Cup edition and it was HOT!
Like Ronaldo but
Didier Drogba and was so mad Cote D’Ivoire lost to them . Also, I’m mad cuz Brazil doesnt have Ronaldinho playing
I
Mean 
I can’t stop laughing at and the next day I would preggers – Issues Galore 
MR.RONALDO IF U NEED ANY ASSISTANCE IN ADJUSTING FIXING TOUCHING WIGELING GRAVING THEM BALLS LET ME KNOW IM AVAILABLE 24/7 WITH UR SEXY AZZ
@Mean
Does that pump thingy work fa real fa real?
@Rene: LOL @ you explaining what different players look like. I guess soccer dudes are just right! I didn’t know soccer players had coins like that! I’m so dumb. Since the World Cup started I have noticed that the advertisements for the games get me a little hot and bothered. Those are some fine men that play.
@Sugar: Yes maam. I would go to Ryans and eat a big meal and come back and say that I was preggers and couldn’t find my day after pill. He is so fine that I will take him home to meet my principal at my middle school! Yes I know thats random but with a man that fine you want EVERYBODY to know you wit him!
You cant blame Oprah for being a jerk. Thats what happens when ur a ugmug kid that grows up to become super duper rich. Stedman is really her stylist, not her man. We all know he is booty bandit…
@Al
I loooooovvvvveeeee Drogba and I too was mad as hell when they didn’t make it to the knockout round….I’m glad The Black Stars are repping Africa though.
Ahh…Brazil is my team!!! I’ve been a fan since I can remember..but Ronaldinho caused that on his own self…his off-the-field antics screwed him…that and he’s out of shape..lol
I have never used a penis pump for me but have seen it demonstrated (dont judge me) and it does work. More length and girth and it lasts for a descent amt of time. Again don’t judge me!
OMG I HATE CHEWWWWW!!!! @Mean
*throws paper clips and staples and chit*
have noticed that the advertisements for the games get me a little hot and bothered.
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Just visualized mean licking his lips after he drank his kool-aid
SugarPieHoneybunn says:
@ Al-Ameera
I crack me up…
I think he is referring to a penis pump like the one on Austin Powers. ******************************
Thanks Sweetie, pun intended,
Million dollar question is do those really work?
Speaking of Stedman, he spoke at my sons graduation
@Mean
*clutches pearls*
#teamOprah
@Mean
So the penis pump makes it longer and the man last longer-does the penis size grow actually or the pump only makes it grow when it’s being used I’m getting all tingly (I kid I kid)
meanNsurly says:
I have never used a penis pump for me but have seen it demonstrated (dont judge me) and it does work. More length and girth and it lasts for a descent amt of time. Again don’t judge me!
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we really don’t judge, we critize.
We don’t judge here on SandraRose.
I would go to Ryans and eat a big meal and come back and say that I was preggers and couldn’t find my day after pill.
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LOL @ Mean!!! Get that azz for some child support and errthang!! I can see you now, talking about, “Hey yall. This is my baby-daddy. We in love. I help him with his soccer balls, on and off the field.”
@ MEAN officially hate you too
@ AL how was the speech? Just curious on what he would have to say
I know this is so raw and we are not supposed to talk about Sex but anyone have you had one so huge that you can’t climax and if so what the hell is the remedy for that-
It hurts so good!
“ugmug kid!”
Yes! You can tell she wasnt “too fond of” in the days, because when its an attractive woman that is all she wants to talk about! As if, thats what makes them great.
She did that chit with Queen Raina!
@OTB: SR got me exposing my shyt! Dont ask no questions just go wit it. I have seen too much in my 26 yrs of life…..
PENIS PUM???? what??
i like the convo so does it work for long? or does it just make it all swolen and then it goes back to regular size??? so many question so little time
@rene, when Drogba (who had just broke his elbow days earlier) said he would still play and nothing but death could keep him from World Cup…I was so proud of him. I think I got a lil hot and bothered! Just love him, his body is ridiculous.
How I do wish he would cut what my sister refers to as the “jeri-perm” tho
SugarPieHoneybunn says:
Ronaldo is one of them dudes that you invite over to watch a movie. Do a little foreplay on the couch. Adjust his attitude for him to see what he is really working with and when you find that all he has is a little smokie in his pants, you kick him out and invite the loser with the big penis over to seal the deal…then you kick that nicca out too, and sleep like a baby!!
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The cute ones are rarely packing like that. That’s by Nature’s design: if the cute men were all packing, the unattractive ones would get no play from the females and the human race would eventually be extinct.
…………………………………… j/k
@ Mean, you just can’t just drop that kinda info out there. It’s your civic duty to inform the less informed…sorry
@ Mean, you never heard of an “ugmug”?? Damn!! LOL!! That is a great word to use on mean people with ugly mugs. It really hurts their mean little feelings.
“jeri-perm”
Off to
I think that is exactly what I want! You say it like it’s bad though…. let me go see…
OH CHIT NO! @Al-
THAT AINT IT.
I thought it was some hybrid of relaxed AND texturized hair…not that what I saw on Drogba.
@Choco: It actually makes it grow in length and girth. Well that was the case during the demonstration I was given. I was flabbergasted the first time I saw it. And to answer your question I haven’t had the problem when it comes to climaxing but I have seen some so big that I literally changed my mind about doing it, got my clothes together, and hit it in my Jetta! No maam…..you not about to cripple me and make me shyt on myself in public!
@ Ms Harlem, he talked about drive and motivation and that how even tho, everyone just thinks he’s Oprah’s boyfriend he is very successful and it is his drive and determination that has made him get past her shadow, blah blah blah.
He is actually very tall and alright looking in person. Not really my type but not a bad looking older man.
@civil
yeah the video calling works i was doing it all weekend you just have to be connected to wifi they havent activated it to work over the 3g network yet
Right. So they all ugly and chit and you thinking “well, if there was ever a person who needed to smile it was you but you choose to ugmug… #hmmm”
SugarPieHoneybunn says:
@ Al-Ameera
I think he is referring to a penis pump like the one on Austin Powers.
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Remember that judge who routinely used his penis pump during court proceedings? Everyone in the courtroom could hear it squishing. He was eventually sentenced to 4 years in prison. Sick fuk. I think he’s out now though. Click here to read about it.
@Al
That thing on his head needs to be shaved off STAT!! I was totally surprised when he still played with a damn cast on. That’s what the World Cup does to people though…it’s the most important thing in their career…Even though Cristiano plays well for his club…his career will never be great cause he’s never scored in a World Cup–until he does that he’s the official Anna Kournikova (sp) of football…
LOL @ Ms Rose!!
I bet that unfortunate looking soccer dude with the tore up grill can probably lay it down in the sack. Do yall know this guys name, the one with the gums??
OutsidetheBox says:
OH CHIT NO! @Al-
THAT AINT IT.
I thought it was some hybrid of relaxed AND texturized hair…not that what I saw on Drogba.
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Well thank the lord cuz I would have been really worried to know that my lil fashionista was rockin the “not quite straight but didn’t curl quite right” look.
Damn that penis pump sound like the business and as far as huge I swear I’m sexing a horse at times
Are you well endowed-just curious
meanNsurly says:
He is so fine that I will take him home to meet my principal at my middle school! Yes I know thats random but with a man that fine you want EVERYBODY to know you wit him!
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HOT DAMN!!!!!
THE LIST IS IN CORRECT ORDER, YET I REALLY DON’T BELIEVE THEY HAVE THE EXACT AMOUNT COORECT FOR THESE ENTERTAINERS. ISN’T LADY GAGA IN DEBT? IF NOT MISTAKEN, DIDN’T THEY REPORT BEYONCE MADE 87 MILLION LAST YEAR TOO?
Rank Name Pay ($mil) Press Rank Web Rank Social Rank
1 Oprah Winfrey 315 1 5 5 11
2 Beyonce Knowles 87 9 13 2 15
3 James Cameron 210 21 9 20 81
4 Lady Gaga 62 13 4 1 1
5 Tiger Woods 105 7 6 35 34
6 Britney Spears 64 15 24 3 2
7 U2 130 54 18 11 28
8 Sandra Bullock 56 6 21 17 62
9 Johnny Depp 75 34 22 16 21
10 Madonna 58 16 3 4 33
Now, right away I’m thinking n*gga either you did or you didn’t. So I look and I say must have. He then ask “Do you need it back?” WHATEVER
Also, Bobby V was on hot 97 here in NYC talking about his new song ( I didn’t know he had one but anyway) He says that it’s called “What’s Your Phone Number” and that it’s so hot and he sampled it from the Tupac song….Didn’t ANYONE tell him that Tupac sampled it from Morris Day and the Time, 777-9311? Geez, these younger artist need to study their crafts better.
@CHOCO i had one before i was talking all this chit like really show me what u got well he did
and i havent talkt to him since 
it was the most painfull uncalled for chit ever i thought i wasnt going to be able to have kids the way the fliped me and it was too much!!!! it hurts jsut thinking about it
@SugarPie
Does he look like a horse? You must be talking about Ronaldinho…
“but I have seen some so big that I literally changed my mind about doing it, got my clothes together, and hit it in my Jetta! ”
*high 5* @Mean!!!!
Shewwwww! Ian from ova there on 15th st? And he put a red condom on that thang?!?!
He still haunts me!
#needmywalls
@Mean…’No maam…..you not about to cripple me and make me shyt on myself in public!”
You made me hurt my damn stomach laughing at you…Warn me next time
YES!!! @ Ms Rose. I remember that mess. He is a sick fuk. I mean, why oh why would anybody want to pump their peen while in court?? The damn judge at that. That was one of the craziest things I ever heard of. Damn!
@Choco: Guys say that I am. I’m above avg but not part horse or anything. Just the right size in length and girth. So does it hurt everytime you do it and you never have an orgasm? Never!?!
@Laker
girl y am I so confused by it I’m like WTF and I be looking at it damn will I ever get used to this-Child good thing my tubes are tied that mofo would’ve had them in pretzel
@ Sugarpie
There is one that looks like a horse, teet and all….Ronaldinho
renegadesince1985 says:
@SugarPie
Does he look like a horse? You must be talking about Ronaldinho…
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Ha!
@ SugarPieHoneybunn: I couldn’t believe it either! And he did it for years in court yet this story barely registered a blip in the media. Imagine if he would have been a black judge?
renegadesince1985 says:
@SugarPie
Does he look like a horse? You must be talking about Ronaldinho…
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Yeah I think that’s him. Damn he make too much money to be looking like he eats hay for a living!! LOL. For real, what is he waiting on to get that grill straight??
@choco i dont know if u ever will get used to it if i had stayed cuz he keept calling me straight to voicemail that big o chit gonna give a historectomy fluck around and scratch my dam uterus
mam i could not get used to that i just ran away
Sandra after dark starting up a lil early today I see.
@Choco…I had a boyfriend that was wide as heck. He used to split me every time….I had to stop that it made it so uncomfortable and unenjoyable. Then I had another one that was thick and long…Now that I surely miss. His sister use to ask me how I was able to handle that and my response was ‘With Pleasure’
@sandra what kinda nasty dirty fluker was he?? never heard about it maybe because he is white it wasnd a big deal
I have no idea
I’ve asked that question for years
@Mean
No I’m fine at climaxing just with this one guy he’s so damn huge I feel it in my throat but I like it so I try and keep at it-I’m just wondering if I have to get use to him
bama_n_jersey says:
@Choco…I had a boyfriend that was wide as heck. He used to split me every time….I had to stop that it made it so uncomfortable and unenjoyable. Then I had another one that was thick and long…Now that I surely miss. His sister use to ask me how I was able to handle that and my response was ‘With Pleasure’
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how did his sister know about how big he was???
bama_n_jersey says:
His sister use to ask me how I was able to handle that and my response was ‘With Pleasure’
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Wtf?
Sandra Rose says:
@ SugarPieHoneybunn: I couldn’t believe it either! And he did it for years in court yet this story barely registered a blip in the media. Imagine if he would have been a black judge?
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So he was doing it in court? Wow. I didn’t hear anything about this! Did no one notice the sound yrs before? Did he hide the pump underneath the bench? I need to click on this link to get more info on this
@Sandra..I had never heard this before. WTH. You are right if it was a black judge this would have been all over the news.
Have y’all seen Ronaldinho’s caricature by footiewallpapers?
It has the diamond earring and all.
I knew you’d know @east
Yall so….NASTY
@ Ms Rose, I heard more about Lindsey Lohans ankle braclet than I did about this travesty. You know if it had been a black judge, they woulda made a new law, just so they could give his black azz the death penalty.
@Laker and Bama
That’s not cool cuz I like him I’m not trying to get stretched out either there’s got to be a way – I don’t even know if lube would work
@Laker and Sandra…See yall thought the same thing I did. I asked her A** the same question and she told me she walked in on him in the bathroom one day. Bish Please!!!!
“maybe because he is white it wasnd a big deal”
Gull you crazy! @Laker
@ AL oh ok cool well either way he has to do something right to be with her. I woulda neva guessed him to be tall.
And if 95 percent of these young whipper snappers knew the history of music we would have MUCH better music but hey thats just me
How is Beyonce the next closet with $87M when there’s James Cameron with $210M, U2 w/$130M and then Tiger w/$105M?? Or should it have read her “closet female competion”?
And if this question has already been asked and answered, I apologize…but i wasn’t bout to read through 118 responses to find out.
@choco when u find a way let me know cuz this bish right here took her azz home and never looked back at that big oh thang….
Choco says:
@Mean
So the penis pump makes it longer and the man last longer-does the penis size grow actually or the pump only makes it grow when it’s being used I’m getting all tingly (I kid I kid)
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I know the answer to this question. I have personally never used one. but I used to work at a Durable Medical Equipment Company. They do work. It is actually called a VED (Vacuum Erec.tion Device). It does not pump, it actually su.cks the blood into the p*nis. Then there is a ring they put on it at the bottom, which fits tightly and keeps it ere.ct. These are used for older men and paraplegics.
on him in the bathroom one day. Bish Please!!!!
I would have to admit I have the slightest clue of what my brother is working with
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@ OTB, yes I have seen it. I felt bad for laughing BUT his azz need to give his mouth some serious TLC!! It looks like it hurts to chew. I know he cant handle a steak with them teefis…
@otb maybe they looked underneath his robe and said “dnt worry about its not doing nothing whats the crime”
bama_n_jersey says:
@Laker and Sandra…See yall thought the same thing I did. I asked her A** the same question and she told me she walked in on him in the bathroom one day. Bish Please!!!!
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She sound like a sicko….even if i accidentally walked in on my bro i wouldnt be discussing that sh*t like he a random n*gga off the street!
@Qtip
Thanks boo for that medical minute
meanNsurly says:
Sandra Rose says:
@ SugarPieHoneybunn: I couldn’t believe it either! And he did it for years in court yet this story barely registered a blip in the media. Imagine if he would have been a black judge?
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So he was doing it in court? Wow. I didn’t hear anything about this! Did no one notice the sound yrs before? Did he hide the pump underneath the bench? I need to click on this link to get more info on this
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The trial was in 2006 and what he did happened in 2001. I remember this being in the news for a minute. I hadn’t got addicted to my 600 cable channels and would watch the nightly news.
@Laker
I will girl practice makes perfect- I be in so much pain
she told me she walked in on him in the bathroom one day. Bish Please!!!!
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well i got a brother and i dont open door unless i knock i dont want to see what he is working with!!!!!!!!! bish lying she was prolly peaking thru the door to see what all the screaming and hollaring for help was “oh he just beating out the box”
lakercrazy says:
@otb maybe they looked underneath his robe and said “dnt worry about its not doing nothing whats the crime”
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It was doing something. The judge was getting off while court was in session. They sampled his chair and robe and found semen on it.
SR, no TI on Chelsea’s Show post?
Ick at semen testing
I will girl practice makes perfect- I be in so much pain
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u pain freek!!!
@Mean
Sounds like you are JUST RIGHT!
@ choco. Your welcome. Imagine how embarrassing it is trying to explain that to male customers.
@Laker
lawd knows I just might need it 
I know smdh I lubs if ruff make me feel like I’m being tamed
RedRobyn says:
She sound like a sicko….even if i accidentally walked in on my bro i wouldnt be discussing that sh*t like he a random n*gga off the street!
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OKAY!! Yeah that sister sound like she was playing doctor with her brother. Or she got gross little crush on her brother. Double Yuk!! My brother smashed one of my homies and she thought she was gonna give me some details. I said,” Bish, get away.” Just plain ole nasty!!
@Qtip
don’t throw anything at me please 
I can imaginge and I say this in jest next time just give a live demonstration
TruGemini says:
How is Beyonce the next closet with $87M when there’s James Cameron with $210M, U2 w/$130M and then Tiger w/$105M?? Or should it have read her “closet female competion”?
And if this question has already been asked and answered, I apologize…but i wasn’t bout to read through 118 responses to find out.
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We have this question every year. It’s not about their money, they just happen to post how much they made last yr. It’s about their selling power.
@Laker…I know I wouldn’t want to see that either. I was giving her the side-eye after that question.
@Bama
She deserved the side eye cuz you know that was all types of wrong…
Welcome Stan4FL feel free to join and add
“income of just $87 million”, wow you are something else.
@STAN4FL
security @man is not in at this time so may i see an id have to be over 18 for grown folks chit (i kid i kid)
Tell me bout cha self
LOL @ Free
Trying to make an e-harmony connect SIKE!
@choco coming off the stairs
@laker got id in hand
*chuckles* I love your name.
Has anyone ever tried that Ciroc and Pineapple Juice concoction they were drinking at the post award show? If so is it good, sweet, bitter????
If it had them feeling like that I may have to try it
@Stan
Are you female or male…
*hates penis pump sex* Makes the peen feel like a corndog if sex is had too soon after usage. JMO
@Bama
Ditto on that Diddy subliminally hypnotised me he kept saying it over and over
If it had them feeling like that I may have to try it
Okay! Cause they was cutting up!
I havent tried it yet. I did use Ciroc for my Pink Panties I made last weekend though. And by the time I put half a bag of Splenda in it, I could actually drank it!
Nite Free be safe
@stan so tell us about ur self….
Bye @Free *waves*
@Mz
A corndog soft on the outside hard in the middle or it’s flimsy
@Choco..I know, I started saying it with him like I had a cup. I may have to get some of that when I go to Myrtle Beach this weekend…
South of the Mason Dixie line here I come
@Free
Yep but on here you can role play
@Bama
Mrytle Beach sounds fun Bike Week is over right that place can get crazy but I had fun when I went
Soft on outside hard in middle. It’s ok after a few hours or so when all the extra blood settles though. It’s even better if used on a regular because the *effects* of it last longer with prolonged usage. *Sorry for buttin in ur convo*
@Free Fl girl,married w/ kids.
@OTB girl hoping hubby gets job back home.
@Choco..yea bike week was Memorial Day weekend. I went to that one year.
I am going to my honey’s family reunion and his family knows how to
Oprah did something way right in a past life! Oprah for a fraction of a fraction of your earnings…..I would be all that I could be in your Ophrah’s army…
Clean bathrooms, lay out your under wear, cook your dog’s dog food…..In my set it off voice: I be like some YES Mastor type shyt.
@Mz
No apologies necessary that’s interesting though if my man used it to me he would have to everyday cuz the difference in usage and size
@Bama
Girl it sounds like a ball how long will the family reunion be?
@Stan
Ahhh are you over or under 30
*whispers* I’m 31. Go Pisces!
MzDimplez1123 says:
Soft on outside hard in middle. It’s ok after a few hours or so when all the extra blood settles though. It’s even better if used on a regular because the *effects* of it last longer with prolonged usage. *Sorry for buttin in ur convo*
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so does it help the thinkness of it? or just how long???
Al-Ameera says:
@rene, when Drogba (who had just broke his elbow days earlier) said he would still play and nothing but death could keep him from World Cup…I was so proud of him. I think I got a lil hot and bothered! Just love him, his body is ridiculous.
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Is ur hubby from Cote d’ivoir?
Can get you another 1-3″
@Choco…we are leaving tomorrow night and coming back Monday. The actual reunion is only Friday and Saturday so I will have time to relax and enjoy a vacation I hope. My 2 year old drama queen is going so I am sure she is going to want to enjoy the kiddie area that is at the hotel we are staying at.
Where are you now @Stan. What part of Fl you hailing from?
@Stan
pleased to make your acquaintance – Disclaimer- SR bloggers are a dysfunctional bunch at time but we are like FAM so you know how that goes we can’t really choose who we talk to on here 
I kid I kid
Whispering won’t help in this zoo
bama_n_jersey says: ………………. His sister use to ask me how I was able to handle that and my response was ‘With Pleasure’
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his sister sister? or his play/god/sister?
It helps both. It pulls extra blood into all the skin around it so, that’s why I said right after it feels like a corndog because it’s kinda fluffly until the extra blood settles.
@Bama
Yall drive safe and have FUN it sounds like you will really enjoy yourself
@ggouch..his sister sister? Exactly……..
@Mz
How often do you use them? :grin”
choco says:
@Qtip
I can imaginge and I say this in jest next time just give a live demonstration don’t throw anything at me please
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MMMMMM NO! I think I just threw up in my mouth. If you could see these people? We had a Peen sort of prop I guess you could call it. It was just gross. I am so glad I am back military again. No more of that ever again.
@Choco..Thanks.
Bye everyone….I am about to leave work (which I haven’t done all day fooling with you all)
@OTB San Diego. I’m from Bradenton. Oh yeah about hr from Tampa because everyone always Bradenton where is that
@Qtip
My friend works with disabled folks and she has to sometimes change them she was like they are really horny and some have huge peens and she get sick like you did
Bye Bama
LMAO Now that, i’m not exactly sure of. I know 2x a week doesn’t hurt and you can adjust the pressure to what’s comfortable for the person using it. *LOrd @ this convo* LOL
Ciroc and pineapple is the biznezz… But coconut ciroc and pineapple will have you on the floor…
bama_n_jersey says:
@ggouch..his sister sister? Exactly……..
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Something so wrong about the causualness of that question coming from his sister….Why do you want to know sister? Did YOU handle it at one point? DIS-DAMN-STURBING
@Mz
Mmmm intriguing I say
chase says:
Ciroc and pineapple is the biznezz… But coconut ciroc and pineapple will have you on the floor…
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taking notes i loove to try new drinks
chase says:
Ciroc and pineapple is the biznezz… But coconut ciroc and pineapple will have you on the floor…
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Damn Chase that sounds liek a winner!!! guess who will be trying that out this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL @ Choc
@Qtip what branch?
I know exactly where Bradenton is. Good shopping form all that old money over there! And I have fam. in Sarasota.
I was just in Clearwater!
Bye @Bama *waves*
@Val
No but I want to catch the repeat I heard it was good tho I was on my Housewives kick last nite
Is Ronaldhino giving free hysterectomies? He has all the teeth.
MeanNSurly is my gay husband, I called it first.
Bobody wants to ask MZDimplez how she knows all this?
@gouch, we on the same page because that was my first question, too. (They probably did it with no straings attached.)
OTB I’m being persecuted and accused of dressing like a white girl because im rocking the princess cut mid thigh sundress with cowboy boots. It makes me look thick in the legs…and thanks for admistting that boots inthe summer thing, makes me feel lots better.
hey Chase, How are the searches for a job and an O coming?
I’m taking some to the beach with me for the 4th…. Hubby’s friends buy the coconut ciroc all the time, they claim it makes the chicks inner freak come out…. They are right!
I usta see a guy that used one.
@Chase
Hmmmm mental note: purchase coco circo and wait patiently
@Mz
Was the sex better becuz of it and why did he feel the need to use one?
Princess Smarty-Pants says:MeanNSurly is my gay husband, I called it first.
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DAMN (snapps fingers and walks off kicking rocks whinning:) I wanted him to be my GAY HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
Is Ronaldhino giving free hysterectomies? He has all the teeth.
MeanNSurly is my gay husband, I called it first.
Bobody wants to ask MZDimplez how she knows all this?
@gouch, we on the same page because that was my first question, too. (They probably did it with no straings attached.)
OTB I’m being persecuted and accused of dressing like a white girl because im rocking the princess cut mid thigh sundress with cowboy boots. It makes me look thick in the legs…and thanks for admistting that boots inthe summer thing, makes me feel lots better.
hey Chase, How are the searches for a job and an O coming?
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LOL thanks for asking….
The O has not come yet but I am holding out hope when I get some money I’m going to the adult store for sure.
The job search sucks, Virginia Beach is not the place to be when you are unemployed and looking for work. Makes me realize how much I miss home!!! I’m still looking and will not give up I know I can’t be unemployed forever…
as diddy calls its the el coco loco= coconut ciroc and pineapple which is the way i was drinking it since i first got it anyway
@Chase
Girl y wait on a toy be creative Get Yo O On!
It would be better because of the extra sensation but, like I said, for me, after it all settled. I’m assuming for the extra size and sensation because he didn’t NEED it. He was naturally 8 1/2″
I wanted to but I dont e-know @Dimpz like that
LOL
“the princess cut mid thigh sundress with cowboy boots” A girl after my heart! I love that look! I got a flowery-ass prairie type miniskirt to go with my CB boots and a cropped jean jacket! Bish you know I lub you!
@Val
Yeah,I cried when she started talking about her fam.Did u see catch chelsea lately?
@ stan – Air force
@Mz
Gotcha!
LMAO @ OTB. I’m really easy going. I can discuss ANYTHING as long as i’m not disrespected in the process. We’re all SPOSED to be adults around here, right?
Chase, thanks for the update you seem like a nice person who takes cares of their kids and husband so a blessing is sure to come. Don’t blow my assertion by getting your job and O in the same place please and thanks. Regardless of what tv tells you a jumpoff is not a real job.
(teasing after the first sentence)
Welp, Christiano lost.
chase says:
I’m taking some to the beach with me for the 4th…. Hubby’s friends buy the coconut ciroc all the time, they claim it makes the chicks inner freak come out…. They are right!
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sounds like the perfect drink
Val says:
ANYBODY SEE THE JENNIFER HUDSON BEHIND THE MUSIC LAST NIGHT?
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I did. Being what happened in her life is so tragic this woman “rocks”. I couldn’t think of a way to describe her besides “She Rocks”. She is a woman in every sense of the way.
@val dam i missed that jennifer hudson was it good???
@Mz
Rhetorical question girl -
STAN IS A PISCES! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!!!
LOL That could’ve been a serious question! Some ppl NEED one. LOL
@Mz
Yes Maam Indeed : )
lakercrazy says:
bama_n_jersey says:
@Choco…I had a boyfriend that was wide as heck. He used to split me every time….I had to stop that it made it so uncomfortable and unenjoyable. Then I had another one that was thick and long…Now that I surely miss. His sister use to ask me how I was able to handle that and my response was ‘With Pleasure’
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how did his sister know about how big he was???
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Inquiring minds want to know….
oops never mind, I see you answered….
@Choc is Mr. Big the new dude or the boo youaint really feelin’? Just asking..
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
Chase, thanks for the update you seem like a nice person who takes cares of their kids and husband so a blessing is sure to come. Don’t blow my assertion by getting your job and O in the same place please and thanks. Regardless of what tv tells you a jumpoff is not a real job.
(teasing after the first sentence)
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Lol……..thanks that means a lot to me….
Shoot Dimplz i used to think that…
But I’m like that too! Glad to see another open book on here.
im out for the day finally going home thanks SR FAM for the good times see yall tomorow yall be safe god bless
Choco says:
@Chase
Girl y wait on a toy be creative Get Yo O On!
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I have tried on my own and seem to not be able to get to the point of a big O….
@Princess
Veiny Monsta is the new dude – girl I can’t live like this my old beau is staying with his cuzo throughout the week-
lakercrazy says:
chase says:
I’m taking some to the beach with me for the 4th…. Hubby’s friends buy the coconut ciroc all the time, they claim it makes the chicks inner freak come out…. They are right!
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sounds like the perfect drink
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It is….
@Chase
You have to concentrate and maintain stimulation on the man in the boat girl sometime when I pleasure myself I get off GREAT!
Team Pisces
Damn, Choc “Old beau” and “throughout the week”….sounds kinda tight on ‘im.
Bye Lake *waves*
Let me respond to some of these emails. Y’all have a good night.
@Sandra post something else so we can blog tonight. Y’all know I aint got no life
OTB says…Y’all know I aint got no life
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I don’t think any of us believes you.
@Princess
I think I’m going to faze old beau out and be me for a lil I hate cheating and it’s difficult for me to bed two men I make my beau wait days and it’s not fair to anyone – I hope me and my old beau can stay friends things have changed now
Bye OTB
Enjoy your evening boobie : )
M-F OTB is all kids. All the time. Its their life.
I just carpool.
@choc gotta question but not tryna be offensive or anything. Making the beau wait because you’ve beeded the boo isn’t fair but neither is fazing a person out of your life. Doesn’t the faze out seem more hurtful than a straight boot if for no reason other than not having to wonder and wait?
(I don’t mind people randomly answering the questions they see from me, feel free to butt right on in)
@Choc
Damn girl you out with the old….
@Princess
I think it depends on the type of person you’re dealing with
Welcome Back Brown-
I see you survived the 4 hour meeting. I hate those.
@Princess
No offense yes and yes it’s not a perfect situation and I would just cut it off from old beau but he actin like he don’t get it like I’m trippn now before anyone assumes anything the problem was there before new dude and I was already suggesting he stay somewhere else throughout the week but never really enforced it – It’s unfair to a lot of ppl and I don’t take pride in that but I’m more concerned with my happiness right now and that would mean me taking a break the risk is I could loose old beau for good and maybe I don’t fear that risk – The majority of our issues are not from new dude
@Red
That’s the way I am at times I will keep tryin and tryin and then one day I will be like I’m done
Choco says:
@Chase
You have to concentrate and maintain stimulation on the man in the boat girl sometime when I pleasure myself I get off GREAT!
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Thanks, got me taking notes and ish….
@Red
You have never spoken truer words it does depend on the type of person and I’m tryin to handle this with kid gloves
@Chase
Best one by far sit in your bathtub and let the water run on you girl your azz will faint once you climax
Alright Folks I’m out I may log on when I get home Take Care ALL!
I refuse to get pulled into this convo but my jets in my tub are sooooo “relaxin” I love my baths!
Yes Qtip I did and the damn thing is all day tomorrow and half a day thursday!
Former queen of talk shows, Oprah Winfrey, tops Forbes 100 richest humans in entertainment list again this year. That should provide quite a boost to her narcissistic ego. Oprah beat out the competition by amassing a small fortune of $315 million this year. Her closest competition was Beyonce with an income of just $87 million.
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THat sounds a tad bit like hate/jealousy. Don’t talk about it…be about it.
The reason Bey has money is bc she doesn’t spend it on WIGS/LACEFRONTs just to please the nay-sayers. She’s not that dumb afterall….
Some of u should take note!
Oprah is that WOMAN! She is the person we/I should aspire to become (money/business-wise)
fabulous city says:
Is ur hubby from Cote d’ivoir?
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No, he is from Burkina Faso which is right next to it but he lived there for a few years. He speaks their language and all.
@ Stan, I’m from San Diego, beautiful weather but don’t want to ever move back there.
Well Said @ therapist911
@ Brown. Thats why I am looking forward to deployment. Hopefully no long a.ss meetings over there. Just long ass 12 hour days. I will miss SR.Com Family though,
i’m on 12′s this week and actually bout to head out so ttyl
Al AMeera why did i get a spam email sayin the person was from there and they needed my help gettin their money!! Burkina Faso is exactly what they said and I just got that email a couple days ago. I need to send you my response to them
@ Brown,
Hilarious. I swear I get them emails at least 2-3 a week but they are usually from Nigeria or Ghana. Let me talk to my husband about his shady people. LOL
@Al I love the weather here but I can’t do the earthquakes I will take my hurricanes anyday.
My grava is a pic I took at san diego seaworld
269 therapist1911 says:
Former queen of talk shows, Oprah Winfrey, tops Forbes 100 richest humans in entertainment list again this year. That should provide quite a boost to her narcissistic ego. Oprah beat out the competition by amassing a small fortune of $315 million this year. Her closest competition was Beyonce with an income of just $87 million.
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THat sounds a tad bit like hate/jealousy. Don’t talk about it…be about it.
The reason Bey has money is bc she doesn’t spend it on WIGS/LACEFRONTs just to please the nay-sayers. She’s not that dumb afterall….
Some of u should take note!
She has money to buy a $20,000 purse, she should have money for new hair. I do have to admit that sometimes O’s edges look so thirsty I just want to fix them. The above pic of O looks nice. I have a liking to brown skin ppl wearing “orange”.
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@ Stan, I know it’s crazy and you guys have had like 3 major quakes since April I think.
Me and the Husband were out there from June 18-22 and we were going to Sea World but the dang tickets were like $79 each….When the heck did they get so expensive? Geez! But the weather was flawless, no humidity like dumb NYC
@Al It took me a minute to realize what was happening. We used the free military tickets and still paid over $150 :>:(:
@STAN what branch are you?
@ stan…I used to live in Oceanside and Vista. I love it there but very expensive. I am in Fresno now. It’s really hot and miserable but pretty cheap to live and buy a house here.
@ Stan, that’s crazy. The last time I went I think it was $29. Plus my Husband saw the story about the Sea World employee getting killed by the whale in Florida (I think) so he was none too jazz’d about it anyway.
Have you done the world best zoo or what about Balboa Park? Beaches???
@Qtip my hubby devil dog. I almost joined airforce under dental too lazy backed out.
@ Qtip, were you at Camp Pendelton?
@Qtip we are looking for house in temecula.
@Al we usually go to Del Mar beach because you can have alcohol. marines+alcohol=happy marines
Al-Ameera says:
meanNsurly says:
How is Tiger “GetItIn” Woods make the list? And wouldn’t Oprah’s closest competition be James Cameron instead of Bey given that he made $210 mil?
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Exactly, Clearly this list is not in correct order
And Ronaldo is Hott and not to mention the worlds highest paid soccer player, HOWEVER, the way he acts all baby-ish, always throwning himself on the ground crying foul, bugs me…Man up already
But his body is nooooo joke
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The reason why the list SEEMS out of order with some people at the bottom making more than some people at the top is because it’s not ALL about the amount of money. They add in TV appearances, tabloid reports, online hits and articles etc…the power list isn’t just comprised of the amount of $ a celeb makes.
Al-Ameera says:
@ Stan, that’s crazy. The last time I went I think it was $29. Plus my Husband saw the story about the Sea World employee getting killed by the whale in Florida (I think) so he was none too jazz’d about it anyway.
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The women who got killed, her sister is a nurse in my city. Why would Disney want to make the video of this woman getting killed by a “Killer Whale” public. The park is saying that the cameras that caught it on tape is their property and it can and should be shown. SMH. I don’t need to listen to 911 tapes or see video of ppl getting killed. Leave it for law enforcement or a jury. Way too much.
@Al haven’t been Balboa or the zoo. But I have spent way too much time at universal and legoland.
@Al
My fiance was at the time and I had just gotten out of the Air Force. He had just gotten back from Somalia. He was never quite the same after that.
@ STAN I like Del Mar Beach also. I Love Marines! Oceanside Beach (The Strand) was my hangout back then. And the E club at Del Mar beach.
@ Stan, I usually do the 4 mile run over the Coronado Bridge and the Marines always damn near run over me with that crazy whoo ha stuff. I be so mad at them. LOL
@ Qtip, The E club…wow that brings back memories! I didn’t know that place was still around
@ Anna, I agree and it seems insensitive and in poor taste if you ask me.
It was when I was there. That was 93-96. I know it closed down.
@Qtip some of his friends took us to some hole in wall karaoke/bar near oceanside beach.