Ciara’s New Man Gets Around
When I saw the pics of pseudo-singer Ciara out & about with her new boy toy, I said to myself ‘Where have I seen this dude before?’. Now I know. Click the link to see the answer…
He also scratches singer Mariah’s back when hubby Nick Cannon is out of town. I bet he’s got some stories to tell.
Anyway, Mariah is being sued by a NY vet for unpaid doggy babysitting services. This story is not blog-worthy, but if you care, here’s the link.
Ciara photo: INF Photo
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Didn’t know being a bodyguard meant that you
the clients 
I’m pretty sure he is/was just their bodyguards
It’s just her bodyguard isn’t it????
He’s nice looking especially in the photo with Mariah.
Mariah is like the epitome of tacky YT dressing. I fuc.king
her. 
Security Guard..
and yes i bet he has some stories…most celeb security details do…
its already been confirmed he is a body guuard.
I was going to say he’s just her bodyguard but I’m sure Ms. Sandra knows that already
SN: That’s exactly what I thought Mariah would wear to walk the dog in.
I wonder if her first marriage made her crazy or if she was already crazy and hubby #1 kept her contained
Is anybody checking for ciara like that, that she needs a body guard?
He is sexxxy….
it must be they bodyguard
you can’t tell Mrs. Cannon nothing in that pic. You had better work it.
Agreeing with everybody who says he looks like a bodygaurd and he dont look too thrilled about it either!
He has serious gay-face. I never knew all bodyguards sleep with their clients. You learn something new everyday. Allday I’ve been reading about the many different people celebs sleep with. Diseases must be rampant in hollywood.
oh ok.. so we were right the first time we say this dude w/CiCi.. bodyguard aka security
CivilEngineer says:
SN: That’s exactly what I thought Mariah would wear to walk the dog in.
I wonder if her first marriage made her crazy or if she was already crazy and hubby #1 kept her contained
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CiCi , don’t like that hair
!!
Rick Ross being sued by Rick Ross(the Real one)
Waka Flaka gets conned when he thought he got $10000 in $100 bills turned out they were $5s (under special light)
Mariah being sued for $30k in unpaid dog sitting fees
Fantasia is hooked back up with her “married” boo Antwuan Cook…buys him a bike
Klhoe K and Lamar are shopping for a reality tv show…
i guess i’m bored and ready for a
its a slow work day.
Is anybody checking for ciara like that, that she needs a body guard?
@ Star I was thinking the same thing.
Chit, Sandra is.
I’d have me one too.
Bodyguard
@SweetP
Something about your gravi has me all tingly inside…very cute..
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Ace says:
@SweetP
Something about your gravi has me all tingly inside…very cute..
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You are obviously in heat…based on your recent conversations
Handle that.
@OTB, hey ma! Ya’ll listenin to IceBerg up that way??
I guess people “downsized” their bodyguards when the economy got bad. :/
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Free
@OTB, hey ma! Ya’ll listenin to IceBerg up that way
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Waiiiiiiiitttttttt Iceberg dun made up? “i’ma strippppper….and this is my life, my life……ah haaaa got bills to payyyy”
Hey OTB!!!
Whatever his occupation he is sexy.
@Free
Been about 2months i kinda caught everything out when i began working on my house…haven’t been mixing and mingling like i probably ought too
I wonder if 50 pays his wages
caught = cut
Mrs. Nick Cannon does NOT step out on Mr. Cannon. You take that right there BACK about my Mimi
Ci-Error is ANOTHER one who needs to find her dignity after Curtis dismissed it… SMGDH…
*waves* @Flo IceBerg ? Doesnt ring a bell; Gimme a line..
*side eye* She aint no kin to you, is she @Ace? If not.
LOL
Lol thanks for the compliment@ ACE. I have to agree free, sounds like you’re in heat today.
Waka Flaka gets conned when he thought he got $10000 in $100 bills turned out they were $5s (under special light)
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Somebody always either shooting Waka Flocka, beating his arse or conning him. He need this damn bodyguard more than Ci-Ci.
with^
That’s Iceberg?!?!
Oh gal, yeah! You know the hood heads
love when that one bangs in the club. 
kwall says:
Mrs. Nick Cannon does NOT step out on Mr. Cannon. You take that right there BACK about my Mimi
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I agree. Mimi Mae is not stepping out on that little boy. Child support is way to expensive.
I
me some MiMi!!
Cici’s yaki is full of life
OutsidetheBox says:
That’s Iceberg?!?!
Oh gal, yeah! You know the hood heads love when that one bangs in the club.
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Yea there’s a dance that does to that song too, don’t know if ya’ll doing it up there
I wonder if her first marriage made her crazy or if she was already crazy and hubby #1 kept her contained
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I read Mariah got tick-tick boom after Tommy Boy kept that azz hemmed up in “Sing-Sing” for all those years (like 6-7?) She too was a homewrecker but we oddly never hear about that…She broke up his 20 year marriage and then bounced on that azz after she saw he was a modern day slave driver…you DO know why they called their house Sing-Sing dontchu?
Owwwwww @ Free, I love him on that remix. They doin the naked hustle down there too??? I hate that dam.n dance, but was KILLING it one night when I was wasted
@ OTB, Free just said one of the songs he’s in. He also has a song called “On & On” – My two favorite lines in that song ..you better hold her tight cause ya bish will get took… && …w33d so expensive I aint even wanna ash it..
NICE HARD BODY ..ME LIKEY
OTB
Where you at if Flo in Tampa and considering you up there
Well first before we accuse him of sleeping with his clients can we check what team he is playing for???
Naked Hustle is actually Bizzle’s song, but they threw IceBerg on the remix. And yes they get crazy when that bish come on
LOL
kwall says:
Mrs. Nick Cannon does NOT step out on Mr. Cannon. You take that right there BACK about my Mimi
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I provided clear photo evidence
FloridaChick813 says:
Owwwwww @ Free, I love him on that remix. They doin the naked hustle down there too??? I hate that dam.n dance, but was KILLING it one night when I was wasted
@ OTB, Free just said one of the songs he’s in. He also has a song called “On & On” – My two favorite lines in that song ..you better hold her tight cause ya bish will get took… && …w33d so expensive I aint even wanna ash it..
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Flo you are str8 hood
you was NOT doing the naked hustle gurl. Did you take it to the ground? 
Waka Flaka gets conned when he thought he got $10000 in $100 bills turned out they were $5s (under special light)
What???
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Was the “special light” just natural light because I don’t think Wacka made it passed 1st grade. They could have given him a $1 bill and said it was $10000
@ Val, Cute pic hun!!! I see your always doin the hand on hip pose too!!!!! GET IT BISH!
Waka Flaka gets conned when he thought he got $10000 in $100 bills turned out they were $5s (under special light)
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I heard about this….
You know what? Wacka is a dumb azz for agreeing to be PAID in $5 bills anyway!!!…I mean would you agree to let your boss pay you your paycheck in $5’s?
DUMB AZZ DUDE.
Ahhhh, good memories though!
In Gainesville @Free.
Right. I know who it is now @Flo. Naked hustle is the other dude tho right?
@kwall…really?? So he’s to blame for her present day craziness…
CivilEngineer says:
yall already know Waka is missin’ a coupla chromosomes!
Waka Flaka gets conned when he thought he got $10000 in $100 bills turned out they were $5s (under special light)
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What???
Was the “special light” just natural light because I don’t think Wacka made it passed 1st grade. They could have given him a $1 bill and said it was $10000
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Sandra!!!! really
– now you know he’s a body guard- LAMO
*LMAO*
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Free, no girl I couldnt make it to the ground, I wouldnt of been able to get back up. Funniest sh.it though cause the night me and my friend did the dance, was the same night we were clowning her lil cousins for doing it
Ahhhh, good memories though
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“make it rainnnnnnnnn……..”
I can’t picture CC screwing him….
@Speak if you are still around I will be at the gym sat and I know where castlberry hills is I have attended parties at the Loft before
How about …throw it up represent ya sh.it, throw it up represent ya sh.it, its my dawg birthday, its my dawg birthday, jump on the ahh, jump on the ahh…
LOL
@ FloridaChick813
thank ya~
Hello All. This picture of Mimi must be old as hell, probably before she married her fine ass husband cause she’s twice that size now, allegedly pregnant.
I love MC shoes
I love MC shoes
“its my dawg birthday, its my dawg birthday”
S/N: It really is the youngest OTB kid’s birthday!
Eiress!!! 
Ciara has been lookin hella good lately. Lookin all feminine and chit.
chase says:
I can’t picture CC screwing him….
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Owwwww @ OTB
How old is the little one??? Party???
S/N: It really is the youngest OTB kid’s birthday! Eiress!!!
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LOL, don’t you call her ma’am or something? The three yr old right? I loves me some bdays they’re yourown personal holiday and everyone who loves you should act accordingly! Is Eiress her name? I like that!
@man, did you see the recent pic of Kim holding lala’s son? A MEAN side eye.
Does Ciara really need a bodyguard?
@PRINCESS
“did you see the recent pic of Kim holding lala’s son? A MEAN side eye.”
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WHERE?
So he’s to blame for her present day craziness…
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Yep. Him, Derek Jeter, and Luis Miguel had her mind (in my Monica voice) “soooooo gone”….
Since she became a cougar and bit Nick on his azz… she is returning back SLOWLY to her old self…
@OTB to ur lil man
@CIVIL
“Does Ciara really need a bodyguard? ”
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He’s obiviously the “petite” and “dainty” model of a “bodyguard.”
If they shot at Ciara and he jumped in the way her head would still be exposed. :/
I think he was the bodyguard for Mi Mi’s dog.
Party party party lets all get wasted (sorry was feelin that vibe in here so why not)
Daisy says:
@Speak if you are still around I will be at the gym sat and I know where castlberry hills is I have attended parties at the Loft before
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will you be there for the bootcamp class? that’s at 11a, right? i want to try a class or two but need some motivation to get my butt in gear again. i’ve still been going to the gym but not as consistently as i was.
i’ve passed the loft before and thought about stopping in to check it out as a possible spot for a birthday party or baby shower…or it a club/hangout spot?
She is 4 going on 23. And she said there will be a party.
#sherunthetown
**throws rocks at Princess SmartyPants for that stanky gravi**
“don’t you call her ma’am or something?”
Thats the one.
“Is Eiress her name?” Yep. Sounds like “Heiress”, no H, obv.. We needed an “E” name.
@PRINCESS SMARTY PANTS
You have the absolute best gravi. I want to thank you for making me laugh.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CIVIL
“Does Ciara really need a bodyguard? ”
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He’s obiviously the “petite” and “dainty” model of a “bodyguard.”
If they shot at Ciara and he jumped in the way her head would still be exposed.
I think he was the bodyguard for Mi Mi’s dog.
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I think he was the bodyguard for Mi Mi’s dog
Crazy ass!
I love throwing my son a bday party, but dam.n im ALWAYS extremely tired when its over and done with.
All the kids have an “e” name??
Ciara needs to lose that damn lacefront.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
He’s obiviously the “petite” and “dainty” model of a “bodyguard.”
If they shot at Ciara and he jumped in the way her head would still be exposed.
I think he was the bodyguard for Mi Mi’s dog.
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LOL!
Eiress is a really cute name I like that it’s different
“All the kids have an “e” name??”
Nope. Macho ass daddy. :coffee Napolean complex or something.
He the only fukka with a E name.
And girl, co-sign: I hate giving partys. Truly. But i go all out. i just cant help it.
Thank you @Choc.
@man, I saw it on Hip hop crunch but google might get it for you too.
As far as the pic goes…I love some good hood business! and this shat right chea…
I know I am late, but I just saw the Basketball Wives Reunion. It was faker than a Jerry Springer show. They should have some type of law against that foolery
starr says:
Is anybody checking for ciara like that, that she needs a body guard?
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Not really.
But I thought celebrities were too vain to have a bodyguard who looks hotter than they do? 
@Florida Chick 813 lol at the muscle tone in her face!!! might have been the funniest thing I read today.
man, google images lala kim kiyan…it’s the first one
@ FLO @ OTB
@ man
Are u from the boot?
@ OTB, I go all out too, thats the problem
Lil mans bday isnt til December, but he’s already decided he wants a skating party 
@ Free, I still havent watched that reunion, but I can already tell I aint missin nothing
@SANDRA
You might want to double check on this guy. He might be a “personal trainer”
or something but “bodyguard” 
?
Exactly what kind of “protection” can he provide to celebrities twice his size?
Better Bodyguard:
Queen Latifah > “Special Agent Protect Fido”
@2 CENTS
“Are u from the boot?”
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Yup.
FloridaChick813 says:
@ OTB, I go all out too, thats the problem Lil mans bday isnt til December, but he’s already decided he wants a skating party
girl is like our boyz think alike
my lil boy b-day is untill oct but he told me he wanst a spiderman skating party…….how am i going to pull out a skating spiderman ummm idk but it will be done
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
You might want to double check on this guy. He might be a “personal trainer” or something but “bodyguard” ?
Exactly what kind of “protection” can he provide to celebrities twice his size?
Better Bodyguard:
Queen Latifah > “Special Agent Protect Fido”
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who he think he going to cover not ciara 
u aint never lied
FloridaChick813 says:
@ OTB, I go all out too, thats the problem Lil mans bday isnt til December, but he’s already decided he wants a skating party
@ Free, I still havent watched that reunion, but I can already tell I aint missin nothing
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Sounds like my baby…
I was pissed from wasting my time. A hour of nothing!
@ Free I just watched that on Tuesday and honestly I blame myself for sitting there and tuning in like a jackarse
I like Royce but all that crying chile please
This pic looks photoshopped to me!
Mariah looks sooooo uhhhh I don’t know how to put it in that pic
I am confuzzled that Jay Z is being sued by a private jet company 138 g’s like isnt that chump change to you not for nothing but I may be the only fool that beasts to pay a bill and celebrate because for 1. I am blessed that I got it like that and can pay it *take that take that* 2. I have enough money to do what I want afterwards. Maybe its just me but I dont like to owe people shat.
Ok carry on
MissHarlem says:
@ Free I just watched that on Tuesday and honestly I blame myself for sitting there and tuning in like a jackarse
I like Royce but all that crying chile please
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I felt the same way, and Royce
K, I remeber conversating frequently on another site that I know longer frequent, what’s been going on?
@k-Dubb
YEP… Those Real Playas carved her azz up LIKE a Ginsu Knife **LOL** Drove HER AZZ to Drinking & A Nervous Breakdown
ooops @ man
@AL-AMEERA
“Man, I have been reading all morning that your girl Kim K is supposedly dating Miles Austin…If this is true; I swear I will hunt her down if this interferes with the way he plays this season…I’m serious, I mean really serious!”
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I saw that too. I was thinking:
“Chit, that nigga goin play outta his fuggin mind next year. The Cowboys goin win the Superbowl fo’ sho.”
I have a love/hate relationship with the Cowboys as a 49ers fan.
Al-Ameera says:
Mariah looks sooooo uhhhh I don’t know how to put it in that pic
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You don’t have to think, it’s called “Mariahish”.
@2CENTS
“K, I remeber conversating frequently on another site that I know longer frequent, what’s been going on?”
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….didn’t I…. didn’t I have to get you straight about “double standards” or something like that?
@ Al watch the cowboys suck arse. I am waiting for the season to start to see whats really gonna happen. All I know is that if this is brought up on my all time favorite show PTI I will personally call the studio and throw rocks. Its already in the damn media watch in a couple of weeks it will be on all those irrelevant mags that people buy like every week.
Ok rant over carry on
The pic of Miariah and “security” doesn’t look real…
@ man
Uhm please let the record reflect, nobody “gets me straight”, but we have went back and forth a couple of times…tomatoe,tomotoe
Happy B-day Eiress… I love that name…too cute!!!
@ Man, I hope dating her has that effect over him because if not
and you are a 49er fan? Should have known
@ Anna, is that what it is? I just can’t put in to words but I know my face kinda scrunches up and my lip curls when I her and her particular way of dressing
@2CENTS
“Uhm please let the record reflect, nobody “gets me straight”, but we have went back and forth a couple of times…tomatoe,tomotoe”
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“got you straight” = “corrected your ignorant ways with my infinite wisdom”
There, that outta clear that up.
Anyway, I’ve been good. Same chit, different toilet. What about you?
You need to put a gravie or something up because it will help my memory. You know men are visual creatures and chit.
@AL AMEERA
“I hope dating her has that effect over him because if not and you are a 49er fan? Should have known”
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If you harm one hair on Kim’s head ima get all “Bin Laden” on your azz! I’m
you! If anything you should be glad. You know niggas fuggin with that Kardashian puzzy wins championships! (Reggie Bush, Lamar Odom)
Yup, 49er forever. **sigh** I long for the days when the 49ers paid people “under the table” and did all kinds of “illegal” chit to have the best players….
Uhhh Ms Harlem, scooter pooh, please don’t say nothing bad about the Cowboys.
I hate when an under dog type player has a break out season and then he has to go get all Hollywood, trying to be a celeb instead of a damn ball player. Romo already tried that junk and well….You see what happened.
@ man
Never had one up I do to much sh*t in life..
@Al…the word you’re tripping over is….CHEAP!
She looks like a “woman of the night” to me…#teamnohoes
@2CENTS
“Never had one up I do to much sh*t in life..”
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Oh. Well, maybe it wasn’t you that I got into it with about “double standards.”
Anywho, where are you at?
“me and mariaaaaaaaah…go back like babies and pacifiers, ol’ dirt god no liaaaaaaaaar, keeep ya fantasy hot like fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
*ol’ dirt dog
OMG that’s was a typo
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
If you harm one hair on Kim’s head ima get all “Bin Laden” on your azz! I’m you! If anything you should be glad. You know niggas fuggin with that Kardashian puzzy wins championships! (Reggie Bush, Lamar Odom)
Yup, 49er forever. **sigh** I long for the days when the 49ers paid people “under the table” and did all kinds of “illegal” chit to have the best players….
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Well you just better hope we get that ring, cuz if Miles turns in to butter fingers all of a sudden, well you already know
That woke me up
CivilEngineer says:
@Al…the word you’re tripping over is….CHEAP!
She looks like a “woman of the night” to me…#teamnohoes
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Yeah, like cheap and trashy, like she just came into money and don’t know how to dress but she is trying real hard or like someone’s mom still trying to dress hip and young but it comes off hooker-ish
@AL-AMEERA
“Well you just better hope we get that ring, cuz if Miles turns in to butter fingers all of a sudden, well you already know”
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You betta get Tony
HomoRomo or yall coach Wade “Bum” Phillips!My baby is too good for Miles “Baby Wipes” Austin anyway!
Al *gasp* me say something bad no really I dont have nothing against the cowboys but I feel the same way about players who are doing the damn thing under the radar and than all of a sudden they all over Hollywood its quite annoying thats not whats it about. Sorry I got passionate but I lubs me some sports all except hockey cant get into that shat however the rich history of African Americans in hockey is really interesting and unspoken. There was suppose to be a documentary about it but they didnt get the greenlight yet
So he’s a bodyguard, huh? He’s a cutie.
However…..that picture looks photoshopped
I just thought about that…..I haven’t seen any pics with her and a man, don’t recall any pics with her and 50 together….
Buddapecan, I think the pics are photoshopped, also. Someone is taking a ‘Photoshop 101′ summer school night classes at the local vo-tech…
@ man Htown, but I believe we start chatting becuase I born in Monroe and if I recall you are close to there.
The pics are photoshopped but why not have fun with it
Yeah, it’s a fake – look how the sun is shining on Maria, and the people behind him, BUT NOT HIM!!! #youvegottodobetter
@2CENTS
“Htown, but I believe we start chatting becuase I born in Monroe and if I recall you are close to there.”
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Awww… I see. Good ol Funroe. I’m not really close to their, I’m in the Big Raggedy. I got love for Funroe tho, got two good friends from their.
You in Hoestown huh? that’s where my ex is… with her triflin azz.
@man
Don’t be bitter just learn from the past, we all go thru, where is the Big Raggedy?
Hmmm .. I left to do some work, come back and still not a
@Ace anything else good going on?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
You in Hoestown huh? that’s where my ex is… with her triflin azz.
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@ Civil
Watch out now!
@Al-Ameera- My grandmother is a die hard Cowboys fan and she said the same thing this past weekend about Kim K and Miles
@2cents…Big Raggedy = Baton Rouge
Also known as:
Jigg City
Nigga City
Murder Capital
Murderville
any interation of murder/kill you can think of
2nd only to New Orleans…how sad!
@2CENTS
“Don’t be bitter just learn from the past, we all go thru, where is the Big Raggedy?”
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Naw, I’m just clownin. She’s really a good woman actually. Matter of fact I JUST got off the phone with her. She just got some new job. It’s a temporary thing but it’s in H.R., which where she has wanted a department she has wanted to work in for the longest.
Big Raggedy = B.R. = Baton Rouge
@CIVIL
“Big Raggedy = Baton Rouge
Also known as:
Jigg City
Nigga City
Murder Capital
Murderville
any interation of murder/kill you can think of
2nd only to New Orleans…how sad!”
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Thuggin It and Lovin It
Jigga City
Boot Capital
Wasteland
Kingfish City
Death Valley
Etc.
@ Man, you didn’t even have to go there. You are not playing nice today I see. Who do I report you too?
@ Ms. Harlem, Ok cuz we are neighbors (assuming you live in Harlem) and gotta get along with my neighbors…
@ Maya, Me and your Grandmother could hang. I
the Cowboys. I know everything about them from like the late 70′s til current. My Husband says he doesn’t get football or the big deal about it but I feel sad when the season is over
@ man
Contract work in Houston is the best thing we got going, better pay, flexibility, there are millions of staffing companies so if you don’t like one skip to the next, good ole H Town, home of the coons possums and n*ggas with dirty dreads from NOLA.
these are photshopped right?
Shadows look suspect
whats going on no new post nothing to talk about dam it im actually working hard today im
in the mean time 
eminem on blast NO LOVE
It’s a little too late to say that you’re sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
Fluck what you say, just (don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more)
That’s right bi*ch: and I don’t need you, don’t want to see you
Bi*ch you get (no love)
You show me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don’t need you (don’t hurt me)
You (don’t hurt me no more)
That’s right, and I don’t need you, don’t want to see you
You get (no love)
Bi*ch you get (no love)
And I don’t need you
Get em
We call Lousiana Lousy-ana – you can think the citizens for that
@2cents…now how you know those dirty dread having niggas from NO?? Once they left Louisiana we stopped claiming them…#houstonsproblemnow
How Ironic is all I will say!
@AL AMEERA
“you didn’t even have to go there. You are not playing nice today I see. Who do I report you too?”
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I will mail you a complaint form to fill out with a return address.
**I love it women are all passionate about sports!**
CivilEngineer says:
@2cents…Big Raggedy = Baton Rouge
Also known as:
Jigg City
Nigga City
Murder Capital
Murderville
any interation of murder/kill you can think of
2nd only to New Orleans…how sad!
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Oh WOW!!!!! I will tell my mom be careful when she in New Orleans @ the end of july…. one trip I can’t go on.
@civil
Because they have accents, and they sing instead of talk and all start of their senteces with hheeey baaabe how bout datder….uhm proper English please, I am ghetto corporate and thought I could get down with the best of em’, but whenever I am somewhere and one of the NO dread dudes is in a confrontation I politely exit the premises, I hope that isn’t reverse discrimination.
@Read…there are lots of good peo…I don’t think I believe that myself #carryon
@2CENTS
“Because they have accents, and they sing instead of talk and all start of their senteces with hheeey baaabe how bout datder….uhm proper English please, I am ghetto corporate and thought I could get down with the best of em’, but whenever I am somewhere and one of the NO dread dudes is in a confrontation I politely exit the premises, I hope that isn’t reverse discrimination.”
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I loves ALL my people, lord knows I do. But them niggas from N.O. will test that chit!
They a whole new breed of nigga! I swear. LOL. When you say you are from Louisiana I think a lot of people automatically think of dreads, the dialect and speech. All of that is unique to N.O. and N.O. alone. LOL.
They do make it hard on the whole state, but it’s a lot of trifling niggas in La period
Off Topic-how many post a day and how frequent does a blogger have to post to be considered a good blogger, I personally visit blogs becuase I am bored at work and don’t really watch tv or listent to the radio so I get the goodies from blog sites.
“They should have just floated New Orleans out to sea after Katrina…wouldn’t have heard a complaint from me!”
I still remember Spike Lee’s documentary on Katrina and the folks were mad about being called “refugees” LMAO
@ AL yes we are neighbors so I am with you on that
@lakercrazy already
i like wayne’s part
“Stick a dyck in yo mouth so i guess it’s fck what you say”
my chit right there
@CIVIL
“New Orleans people are a different breed. They should have just floated New Orleans out to sea after Katrina…wouldn’t have heard a complaint from me!”
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You AIN’T LYIN!
come on y’all don’t do NO like dat. One of my exes is from NO. i love me some folks from the boot. Yall kill me. Yall just tell it like it is, no suga coating chit. I will be in Alex for the 4th. I love going to the club there, so so ghetto but the DJs are off the hook. Boosie wasn’t lying when he said “Dusty feet please don’t bother me”! go to the boot and you damn sholl gone see some dusty feets in the club.
Have A wonderful afternoon SR Fam..
(been in lurk mode all day)
catch u with ya’ll tommorow.
@Red…and we’re just telling it like it is now
I’ve never been to Alexandria…it seems more country than B.R.
Civil
thats where my honey is from. it is country but ive never been to BR. gotta come check yall out. I think alex is probably countrier than BR. all them damn small streets. im from and live in dallas so i had to get used to those itty bitty streets.
@Red…oh it’s that kind of country
My mom is from a small town similar to that, probably worse…one gas station, one store, a dollar store (finally)
If you come to BR make sure you hit up the restaurants! Parrains, Bone-fish Grill, Chimes…many more!
@redrobin yess mam been jaming to it all day that and ilove the way u lie with rhi rhi it goes hard lol
@Civil
THANKS BRO. I love to eat and i really didnt like seafood until I met my baby. I loves me some crawfish now. LOVES IT. Its not that damn small, i mean it has a major highway and stuff but its pretty small considering im from a big city. It may be a little smaller than BR not by much though from what i’ve been told.
CivilEngineer says:
@Al…the word you’re tripping over is….CHEAP!
She looks like a “woman of the night” to me…#teamnohoes
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I love New Orleans. Its one of my favorite cities! Where else could you find a drive thru daiquiri spot? I can’t want to go next month!
@Maya…it’s a great place to visit for a few days but live…NEVER!!
Jeezus. If I didn’t KNOW Ciara was a female, I would think she was a tranny. Probably is though.
starr says:
Is anybody checking for ciara like that, that she needs a body guard?
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Exactly!, lmao…but he is fine
Ms. Sandra, idk, looks like another photoshop session to me
That picture is not even real everyone, that picture is photoshopped. The orginal picture is on Google and it doesn’t have him in it…..
I love you Sandra…….She gets yaw everytime.
Good job with the photoshopping to, better then what I am doing in classes.
Ciara better work that Ebony Beauty Supply hair….
Mimi is so extra
so we broke the comments section on the Monica post?????
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
so we broke the comments section on the Monica post?????
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The first two posts are not allowing comments, I knew ppl would come to this one.
@Brown
That’s the same thing I was about to ask….what to do till 4:30?? **twiddling thumbs**
The first two posts are not allowing comments, I knew ppl would come to this one
Me too Anna. LOL
@ rene, I dont have nothing to do eithr
@rene
Who are the dudes in your grav?
me either Flo
Damian Marley and Nas! I took that pic at the concert
@ Rene, thats who I thought it was. Is that the hat ya’ll have?
I knew this party was going to end up on another post
cool. I haven’t been to a concert in years. Might have been Sir Mix A-lot. lol
@Flo
FloridaChick813 says:
@ rene, I dont have nothing to do eithr
WHEW!! **whipes forehead**
I thought I was the only one who couldn’t get back in the Monica post!!
Renegade I have an hr left and just finished my work and was bout to flip the fck out! ANyone that has come to this post needs a damn intervention! Starting with me!!!!
Lawd, I need a drink….***WIPES
crzasallgetout says:
cool. I haven’t been to a concert in years. Might have been Sir Mix A-lot. lol
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Sir “I like big butts” Mix A Lot Whoa!!!!
so this is where ya’ll are hiding LOL! what the heck happened to the other post
Did my
personalities actually post before it broke?? I just got a white screen when I hit submit.
I was checking the
Checking the iphone…
shewwww!
Thats cool @ Rene
@Brown
i was bout to start tweekin! Yall know i already had the shakes from guzzlin down that red bull!
*tears clogging eyes*
Hey @Renegade…I saw your status on facebook earlier. Been bored all day huh
So why we couldnt just do work?!?! Ninjas did everything BUT. I went to doing my budget.
Rene i was like WTF!!! Then i calmed myself down long enough to go to the bathroom and came back and nothin! I was bout to spazz out!
@brown i thought the gov’ment was hating on me posting comments…i was about to call somebody to come fix my shhhh
@Flo trying to get banned with all them damn smileys
@Civil
The one about football??? That match was SUPER boring….but like I said…Cristiano Ronaldo made it exciting!!
LOL @ Civil
@ you starting fights then walking away. Thats what my sis does so she is no longer invited to my house!
i was actually workin while i was postin and had just finished my work wheni hit send on my last comment and my screen went white! I thought i was bout to have roid rage and chunk my monitors out the door!
@kimi…I was thinking “oooo I’m in trouble!!”
Never thought to do work…I just got on the ol’ iPhone!!
#team5%onfridays
So why we couldnt just do work?!?! Ninjas did everything BUT. I went to doing my budget.
The sweetie said he wants some new Jordan slides so you know I been on everything from Ebay to Eastbay magazine website.. Any ideas????
@brown i had to go see my chief right quick came back and my screen was white..i almost lost it
#team5%onfridays
COT DAMMIT FLO!
Do I need to flash you!
#team5%onfridays
One of my personalities is quite the instigator…and I’m usually the peacemaker
@Renegade…
that one!
A particular style? @Flo If not, you could make it your 1st ebay transaction!
LMAO @civil! i was just about to go mobile too till i got that email from brown haha! we can’t let this post get to 637…thats what # it was at when the monica comments broke
COT DAMMIT FLO!
Do I need to flash you!
Yes Please
#teamequality
All I did was speak a disparging remark and HR “noted” my file. *salty*
@kimi…we’ll break this one and move down to the next
@Flo…they don’t have them on Eastbay’s website?? Check overstock and amazon
Brown walked right in to that one!
HAHAHAAHA!! i got 54 minutes left…lets see if we can do it civil LOL
Sandra gone be
!!!
LMAO
OTB yes I did! She know I meant with my damn triple illuminatin flashlight I got from black ops!
@ OTB
Black with the velcro strap thing. I checked on Ebay, nada came up!
Thanks @ Civil, and yea Eastbay had them. I thought they were cheaperthan $50 though
black with the velcro strap?!?!?!?!?!?!
I know I must be old but Flo what are Jordan slides?
@OTB noooooo i sorry sandra i was just kidding LOL
kinky!
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Brown, I agree!!! Ya’ll are like to me
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U know, the Jordan flip flops. No?
Flo go back. i got a bunch of results.
Search: MEN NIKE SLIDE (and whatever size he is..)
Oh I missed that one @#244.
Nice
LOL
@kimip
um kimi
and on ur way u can jkust email me the pic!
Consider yourself judged!!!
#dontpickonthehandicapped
That bothers me though. Do they really not hear the beeping??????
@OTB, thanks bish!
Hey, anyone else up north wearing the Cadillac Escalade sneakers?
i had a handicapped lady here that would almost hit me comin around the corner in her motorized wheel chair, she had baby hands and legs and would act like it was my fault when she was cuttin the corners in the hallway!
kimip84 says:
i wish i could post a pic of this bish i work with passed out sleep hand on the mouse with her mouth wide open…her hearing aid is beeping like crazy…in my head im thinking you dont hear that shhhh but then again she is wearing a hearing aid #dontjudgeme
& still 
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why does that kona emoticon look like he’s doin the chinese typewriter
Cadillac Escalade sneakers?????
@Flo
I’ve seen them or heard of them.
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
i had a handicapped lady here that would almost hit me comin around the corner in her motorized wheel chair, she had baby hands and legs and would act like it was my fault when she was cuttin the corners in the hallway!
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FloridaChick813 says:
Cadillac Escalade sneakers?????
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Yea they are hot AND affordable! They are actually GM certified sneakers.
….and would act like it was my fault when she was cuttin the corners in the hallway!
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why does that kona emoticon look like he’s doin the chinese typewriter
I have to work out extra hard today if I’m smoking tonight. I always have the strangest craving…3 nacho cheese chalupas. And I eat them and lick my fingers clean like I have never eaten a day in my life
I don’t even like Taco Bell
FreeToSpeakUp says:
Hey, anyone else up north wearing the Cadillac Escalade sneakers?
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Damn, the things ppl come up with, like the girl w/the LV face tat.
I live “up North” and I haven’t seen anyone wearing them yet.
Hold up, I gotta google this sh.it
you eat and lick Civil…………
walking to the
but before i go…imma email you that pic brown LMAO!!
i mean honestly she is lazy as hell. its not her hearing aid thats the problem its the fact that she been here 30 years and dont know a damn thing and then when shhhh dont get done im getting chewed for it while she in the
sleep
I don’t even like Taco Bell
SN: I find myself sittin up in my bed at 3am eating honey buns and fruit snacks
No problem @Flo. Take that! @SarahC
Hilarious @Free. Ex-friend drives a CTS and I got him some of those for bday this Jan! I drive an SRX but no heels for me
I do have luggage and a bad ass bag tho!
OT
What’s a good way to get a person fired? I’m asking because the bipolar receptionist that I was about to throw earlier has went to lunch, called back in 10mins later and said she won’t be back today because one of our coworkers is leaving and that she can’t deal with it. Now this nutso hasn’t even worked with us for 6 months and barely knows the girl and can’t deal???
It slipped out Civil, old habits
@OTB…SRX? The new body??
@ OTB, they make heels too????
I used to drive the CTS when we lived in VA. But I left that up there right along with the rest of that sh.it.
I keep a stash o’ chit for them cravings.
A lil brown paper bag (the arab store kind) full of Now&Laters, them penny candies, them lil taffy pop things, any kind of chewy taffy really, and some cigarillos
#survivalkit
OutsidetheBox says:
No problem @Flo. Take that! @SarahC
Hilarious @Free. Ex-friend drives a CTS and I got him some of those for bday this Jan! I drive an SRX but no heels for me
I do have luggage and a bad ass bag tho!
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My fellow fashionista!!! I knew I wasn’t alone on this. Folk would’ve thought I was making ish up!
Why y’all
Those shoes on eBay! LOL
Talking about car accessories and shyt….well last night I was downtown and this HUGE dude in a little Toyota Yaris pulled up with a big azz Ferrari sticker on the side… WTF?? I had so many questions…Why are you that big and driving a Yaris? Why do you have a Ferrari sticker? Did you actually go to the Ferrari store and buy that sticker to knowingly put it on your Yaris?
@crazy…I think you should f.ck with her until she quits.
Like go in her office when she’s not there and move everything over 3 inches on her desk, but make sure you leave her chair and computer in the same place
that I’ve thought about this before
Ya’ll some Cadallic ooooo’s…I’m a FX bisshhhhh
and you didnt take a pic????
“SRX? The new body??”
I bought my daughter some “Winnie The Pooh sneakers a couple yrs ago. Why were they $130 and the Escalade’s are $50?
No heels @Flo. Not that I have seen at least. Just tennis’
@ Anna
Yes that’s why I said affordable.
@Renegade…maybe his Yaris is Ferrari fast??
@ OTB, your like my BFF, she stays with the chewy sh.it. Me myself, I need chocolate, ice cream, snack cakes and kool aid(specially Mango, Pina caloda or berry blue)
lol civil that girl gon kill herself @crzasallgetout dont do that LOL
@civil
She doesn’t have an office BUT one day someone(not me) did move her stuff around and she went nuts!! She will send out crazy emails for no reason. She went off on me about lunch one day and when I snapped on her she started crying. Came in my office the next day saying she was a cutter and yada yada. I didn’t fall for that BS because I know about con artist. I think she’s off her meds.
That’s my time
ya’ll
Be safe and everyone and enjoy your weekend.
Rene I was at the store and this guy pulls up in an 80 somethin cadillac with trues and vows(however you spell it) and had atag on the fron that said “Dis What Money Can Do”
this shyt:
i had a handicapped lady here that would almost hit me comin around the corner in her motorized wheel chair, she had baby hands and legs and would act like it was my fault when she was cuttin the corners in the hallway!
and this shyt:
i wish i could post a pic of this bish i work with passed out sleep hand on the mouse with her mouth wide open…her hearing aid is beeping like crazy…in my head im thinking you dont hear that shhhh but then again she is wearing a hearing aid
is why I love y’all here on SR!!!
put me in the grave now!
I’m a FX bisshhhhh
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FX is??????????
Dis What Money Can Do
@kimip
We already figure she’s going to bring a gun to work and get us all. She will literally look at you crazy when the phone rings as if to ask” are you going to get that” even though it’s her job.
*waves* Bye Free!
@Flo…I NEED FOOD!! I swear I’d sit up and eat a steak if Taco Bell was closed…#nojudgements
LMAO im bout to make that pic of her sleep my new gravatar
Do it Kimip!! Let’s hope she doesn’t have any fam on her though. LOL
“Dis What Money Can Do”
Was that my daddy? He been giving ‘llacs a bad name since ’72!!!
Civil, ur pic makes me tingle in my happy place
FX is an Infiniti branded CUV…about the size of the new SRX
@crazy…you could always do the Sister Act 2 trick and put glue on her chair
It is a nice pic Civil. Nice smile. Do you smell good too?
OTB then he had the nerve to turn the steering wheel with his fingertips!
Brown forward me the pic! I need a good
She’d kill me Civil. Somehow I think she’d know it was me.
@brown LMMFAO!!! girl i damn near spit my aqua out!! no he didnt!
Thanks @crazy…I hope so! I smell like cocoa butter and Ralph Lauren Black or Silver
OOooooohhhhhhh *eyes burning*
That was himmmmm!!!! Da-dddddy!!!!!
Was that my daddy? He been giving ‘llacs a bad name since ‘72!!!
It is 4:36….where is my mother??? Arrrgghh…that’s why I don’t like doing shyt for ppl…I swear
@flo…i told brown the pic isn’t as good as the video i got…you can hear the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Civil might i suggest Givenchy Pie – it’s the actual pie symbol
Dam.n cadillacs and infiniti’s
I need to up my game up I guess!
@flo LMFAO you see her head cocked to the side huh
@ rene
Does she have your car or something?
Woooo saaaa @renegade….she’s on her way
***walks over and holds Renegade’s hand***
OTB did he have the crushed velvet dashboard
@ kimi, she gonna get a crick in her neck for sleepin like that
@ rene, I HATE when folks arent on time to pick me up
@Crz
No….I purposely didn’t drive cause she wants me to go with her to the dealership to pick up her new car…Hubby drove my car to work cause he hates driving his gas guzzling Impala and he won’t let me drive it cause he says I go to fast
OOOH. Yeah I hate waiting on people.
DEUCES Ya’ll
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!
@ CIVIL, DONT EAT TOO MANY CHALUPA’s NOW HEAR???
lol @ Rene
my dcad had a little black S-10 but had some pipes put on it to make it sound big right? So i go up to his job to borrow it and when i leave why did he call me not even a minute later tellin me to slow down because he could here me!! WTF!!!!
bye Flo
Girl I cant with you
Crushed velvet LMAO!!!
that’s why I don’t like doing shyt for ppl…I swear
Do all Black ppl say this?????
I
I was mad he got those big ass pipes put on that little truck!
Bye Flo!
that’s why I don’t like doing shyt for ppl…I swear
Do all Black ppl say this??
That and “I hope they aren’t black” when something bad happens in the news.
@Brown
Girl I fishtailed the car last month and he said to pull over and give him the keys
That thing goes so fast so quick!
@rene bye boo! hope ya mama gets there soon
FloridaChick813 says:
Dam.n cadillacs and infiniti’s I need to up my game up I guess!
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I have a caddy, it’s 12 yrs old, the air is not working and it does not have a CD player. What do I love about it besides the color, I don’t have a car payment.
@Flo…
and I can’t make no promises…but my wallet wont let me buy more than 3 at a time
Rene that remids me of when I had my 5.0 it was a V-8 and you just barely tapped the gas and it would take off. I just torace these whitw guys on this long stretch of road that didnt have any lights and had 1 stop sign! All they had to do was pull up on the side of me and give me that look!
It’s a black 94 ….
big body Impala from like 96
I’d bet its awesome
bye kimi!
crzasallgetout says:
that’s why I don’t like doing shyt for ppl…I swear
Do all Black ppl say this??
That and “I hope they aren’t black” when something bad happens in the news.
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Yep! I know I do. We must have heard it growing up and it became apart of our vocabulary in elementary.
@Anna
No air?? Please be up north? I used to have a Protege’ with no air and I swear my back would sweat so bad that I literally had to put paper towels around me when I wanted to drive someone. Oh and it didn’t have a radio.
@Renegade…I KNEW IT!!!
I wanted one so bad but my parents said it was too much power for me, yet they were trying to get a 69 Cutlass restored for me with a 350 under the hood!!
Ended up with a red Monte that always looks like it’s going fast…cops see me coming for miles
YEAH Anna! My family and I were shocked when we found out the DC snipers were black.
Auntie Anna must be up north because Lawd knows if she was in this southern heat she’d never drive!!
Ooooh I used to have a 350Rocket in a 91 caprice @Civil 22in 100 spokes. and 8 12s
#dontjudgeme
#Iwashood
crzasallgetout says:
@Anna
No air?? Please be up north? I used to have a Protege’ with no air and I swear my back would sweat so bad that I literally had to put paper towels around me when I wanted to drive someone. Oh and it didn’t have a radio.
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I do live up North but it’s been hot here lately. I am in air all day, when I leave work and open my car door my glasses fog up like I was peaking on Thanksgivings Day Turkey. I just got the air fixed last summer, why do I have to do it again?
Anna gots to be up north.
That heat’ll kill ya!
LOL shut up civil. She has got to be. I’m in Alabama so you know I was dreading each trip I took. I was ok with the no radio but that a/c is a must have now. When I forgot the paper towels I would use newspapers. Lord how far I’ve come.
when I leave work and open my car door my glasses fog up
#Iwearglassestoo
@OTB…20″ Xons and an amp…#hoodfancy
Going wash Monte when I leave the gym
Wish I did have a Rocket…I’d never have gas
and open my car door my glasses fog up like I was peaking on Thanksgivings Day Turkey
crza
I was at work on graveyard shift when i found and was like WTF! The world is bout to end!
OTB!!!! my 4 eyed sister!
And I have the air up so high in my car that when I get out my glasses fog up instantly…
I figure if I freeze myself in the car I won’t be hot when I get out…#lies
…#lies
All lies
@Civil
I have a red honda accord coupe…I sympathize with you
@OTB…..My ex-neighbor had an old azz caprice and his bass used to make his car rattle…
LOL @ Brown. That was a shocker for all black people I think. We don’t kill our spouses and dispose of their bodies, it’s very rare they we are serial killers, and snipers is unheard of. We only kill folks we know. LOL
and open my car door my glasses fog up like I was peaking on Thanksgivings Day Turkey
#team4eyes
Although I just got mine and don’t wear them all day
I figure if I freeze myself in the car I won’t be hot when I get out…#lies
I know. I complain because my office is cold as hell but I quickly forget that once I get in my car.
Rene i try and switch mine up from glasses to contacts then back to glasses cause I’m jazzy like that! lol!
Yeah @Rene. Thats what its ‘possed to do
#hehoodtoo LOL LOL
bye rene
bye!!!!!
bye Rene!
I go to 12hr shifts if not longer next week so i just might get wasted this weekend too
@BROWN…#jointheclub
but im such a devoted employee i volunteered for it, the “man” is actually gonna have my ass workin next week!
I hide all my apps (the ones I dont want to share
) with an app called “Poof!” and now I cant unhide them :/
#classic
#thatswhatigetfortrynabesneaky
Y’all have a good weekend. LOL
bye OTB!
Civil I guess it’s you and I!
:nano: that’s what you get @OTB
I’ll drink one for ya @BROWN
And I’m out too…have a great weekend fam!!
oh wait, time for my liquor run! I’m gonna get wsated and hopefully get taken advantage of!
ooops- I mean Brwon
OTB be havin me rollin too tho- lol
gravi check