Celebs Out & About

Rapper Jay Z and his wife, Burlesque singer Beyonce, attended the the Roland Garros 2010 French Open Tennis Tournament in Paris, France yesterday. I find it interesting that Jay Z can dress age appropriately, and even classy for white folks, but he shows the crack of his azz when he’s around his own people.

The Jigga man looks more like Mr. Ed than a camel in this pic.

Rapper Waka Flocka posed with this 2Pac look-a-like at a music festival somewhere over the weekend. Aside from the fact that the 2Pac imitator looks ridiculous as hail, Waka looks like he needs to hit the gym fast.
Celebs Out & About

Pop singer Britney Spears has nothing on RHOA cast member Kim Zolciak’s wig. Britney decided to forego the lacefront wigs, made popular by Beyonce, and just rock the sew-in extensions infusions instead. Her tracks infusions were the stars as paparazzi shot them from all angles.

Is reality TV personality Khloe Kardashian pregnant or not? Her hubby, Laker star Lamar Odom, says if she is pregnant, it’s news to him. Khloe explains away her ‘bump’ as “fat.” Somebody’s lying.

A visibly swollen Lindsay Lohan was spotted shopping at Switch with her little sister Ali. Lindsay is one smart cookie. She knows that any violation of the terms of her probation will land her butt in jail since the judge in her case is not playing. So what does she do to get around her court-order to avoid the use of drugs? She schedules wisdom tooth extractions and root canals a week apart. Now she can legally abuse prescription pain pills and get away with it. See, the judge’s order does not exclude legally obtained prescription drugs. So far she’s passed two drug tests and she’s met court requirements to attend weekly drug and alcohol classes. Lindsay rocks a variety of footwear to hide her SCRAM alcohol monitoring device. So she can’t wash all her pain pills down with alcohol. But I’m sure she’s thinking of a way to get around that too!

Sinfully sexy pop Singer Rihanna was spotted playing beach volleyball in Greece yesterday.
BP (Barack’s Problem) Obama’s Gulf Oil Spill Timeline of Events

“He said he’s been fighting from day one – you decide…”
This video provides us with a timeline of events that occurred since April 20, 2010 when a fiery explosion on an oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico killed 11 BP platform workers and sent the platform sinking 5,000 feet to the ocean floor. The explosion ruptured n oil well on the seabed, allowing 19 million barrels of crude oil to escape into the sea.
This timeline follows US president Barack Obama’s activities since that fateful day 7 weeks ago. Accoridng to online reports, Obama knew about the devastating potential of the oil spill from Day 1.
The lapdog media has once again failed in its duty to inform Americans about the Oil Pollution Act of 1990 which gives the president (that would be Obama) complete responsibility for immediate action in cleaning up any oil spill.
Question…

If you met Washington Redskins wide receiver Devin Thomas at a speed dating event and you could only ask him one question, what would that one question be?
Dear Trey Songz… You’re An A-shole!

Email swiped from Miss Jia‘s blog. Please direct all your complaints to the source…
Dear Trey Songz,
Hmmmm I was thinkin’…”How in the hell am I gonna start this letter?” It dawned on me! Trey…You’re an a-shole…a smug as-hole at that.
I just got done watching your interview with That Grape Juice (courtesy of MissJia.com), not only was I irritated by the fact that you had the unmitigated gall to be tacky enough to wear dark shades during the interview, I also felt that you didn’t sell yourself to me.
I would think that as an artist, every interview is a good interview…a chance for more exposure and limelight (ESPECIALLY since you’ve only been nominated, and never have received any awards. NOT A ONE). Instead you made me cringe. 7 mins into the interview, I had to cut the sh-t off. You seemed dis-interested and distracted and it made me dislike you EVEN MORE with your whole “I’m bigger than this interview” type sh-t.
The thing that sucks about all this is you have a voice, a very decent voice at that, but all you been selling is sex appeal. How has sex appeal NOT contributed to your success with your recent album? Wait…was it your baby oiled up image that sold the sh-t? I was sooo down for “Just Gotta Make It” and “I Don’t Wanna Leave”…still, I was down for you with “Wonder Woman” but I was giving you the side eye. With your recent album “Ready” all you can get from me…is a deuce! Sell your voice and talent, not your sex appeal. The comparisons to R.Kelly seem to be right on the nose. I wouldn’t be shocked if you came out with some “Trapped in the Closet” type of hype. Read more…
BP’s Latest Attempt To Cap Oil Well #EPICFAIL

According to online reports, BP’s latest attempt to cap a well gushing oil 5,000 feet under the surface of the ocean, is not producing the results that BP had hoped.
BP had hoped the cap would contain 90% of the oil. But the cap that was placed over jagged remnants of a pipe at the wellhead yesterday is only expected to funnel 1,000 barrels of oil a day to a ship on the surface. The government estimates that 19,000 barrels of oil per day continues to gush into the Gulf of Mexico.
Oil is still escaping around the cap due to a poor fit of a rubber seal at the bottom of the cap.
BP spent all of Thursday lowering the cap over a jagged pipe on the wellhead. The jagged edges of the pipe was caused by large shears which was used to cut the pipe after a saw got stuck in the pipe earlier this week.
This news does not sit well with environmentalists and company shareholders who are tired of BP’s excuses.
Today, pictures of sick birds covered with oil blanketed the front pages of most of the nation’s newspapers.
Here are just a few examples of today’s newspaper headlines:



FanMAIL: The Dream Buys Fan a Gucci Bag

This is what I’m talking about: celebrities giving back to their fans!
During a visit to Lenox Square Mall earlier this week, The Dream made one fan’s day when he gave her an expensive Gucci bag for answering a question correctly. The question: what was the 1st single off The Dream’s 1st album. She answered: “Shawty is a 10.” Good for her!
The Dream’s 3rd studio album, Love King, is in stores June 29!
Take a peek at Trey Songz’s new reality show coming up on BET after the break!


