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Yesterday, I received pictures of a well-known Atlanta DJ hugged up in the club with a person who is alleged to be a tranny. I have obscured the young man’s face in order to protect his identity in case he doesn’t realize that the chick he’s crushing on came equipped with the same factory equipment that he has.

As I wrote in my post dated Feb. 23, there’s nothing wrong with being transgendered. It is the dishonesty, the unspoken truth, and the deception that is wrong.

Once a tranny has completed the transition from male to female, they work very hard to fool heterosexual men into believing they are the real mccoy. They distance themselves from their past lives to better assimilate into the heterosexual world. Even it it means deliberately avoiding other trannies and cutting themselves off from the gay community so their cover won’t be blown.

Over the past decade or so, these trannies have successfully infiltrated the heterosexual Atlanta nightclub scene.

Trust that most of the club photographers know who the trannies are in the clubs. It has become something of an inside joke to pair up known trannies with thugs and then post the pictures online — or email the pictures to me.

So in an effort to raise awareness about this ongoing deception — and to spare straight brothas the humiliation of staring at themselves online hugged up with a woman whose gonads hang as low as theirs, I am posting this Straight Male’s Guide To Recognizing Trannies in the Clubs.

1. Big Feet – The average American male’s shoes size is 10-12 in mens. In female shoe size that translates to size 12 or 13. Some stores don’t carry female shoes in those sizes, so some trannies get their heels custom made. So beware if the shawty you’re macking in the club has unusually large feet.

2. Adam’s apple — I would have placed the adam’s apple at the top of this list, but for the fact that some trannies have had the surgery to trim theirs down to the point where it’s virtually undetectable. Still, the adam’s apple remains the litmus test for trannies.

3. No hips – The average female’s pelvis is wider than a male’s. Nature made this possible so that babies could pass through the birth canal without getting stuck. Therefore, the average male’s pelvis is narrower which gives males a more pronounced straight up and down shape.

4. Wide shoulders — Even the most feminine tranny has shoulders that are set wider apart than a female’s. That is because the average male has larger heart and lungs than females. So if you meet a female in the club whose shoulders are as wide as yours, scroll back up to #1.

5. Too much makeup — This one is a no-brainer (no pun intended).

6. Prominent brow — The average male’s brow is thicker and more prominent than a female’s. The ridge area between the eyebrows (above the nose) should be flat if she’s a natural born female. If the female you’re crushing on in the club has even a slightly raised brow, scroll back up to #1.

7. Long Ring Finger on right hand — On an average female, the right ring finger is shorter than/or the same length as the right index finger (second finger).

8. Flat chest/Implants — Trannies are either flat chested (small breasts) or they have breast implants. The ones with implants are rare because implants are not covered by insurance and the procedure can be expensive. If you’re not sure, ask her to show you her breasts. Most females in a club will comply with your request because no female wants to be confused for a tranny.

9. Longer Canine Teeth — I made this one #9 because most trannies have already been to the dentist to have their canine teeth shaved down. But on average, most males have longer canine teeth than females.

10. Limited Eye contact — When holding conversations, men tend to look away more rather than make eye contact.

Update:

A rep for the DJ sent this information regarding the female in the photo. Therefore, comments are closed:

Good morning I am the representative from the firm that manages __________ and would like to clarify the post on your website the woman in question is a close friend of his that is apart of the lesbian community that has a child. I know you have very loyal readers that can interpret your posts wrong sometimes but if u can kindly remove the post from your website it would be greatly appreciated on my clients behalf.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation


  • lacountrygirl

    This is just too funny…very true though. A lot of men are losing their minds.

  • speakinmymind

    that looks like one of the Dirty Boyz from Hot 107.9! 😆

    this whole post is messsssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy! 😆

  • waterlily_76

    :rofl: Too much…. and I will be passing this on….

  • renegadesince1985

    “If you’re not sure, ask her to show you her breasts. Most females in a club will comply with your request because no female wants to be confused for a tranny.”

    :rofl:

  • lakercrazy

    ok this is just :rofl:
    i havent even got thru my dam :coffee: men please wright these down another one is the hands look at the chicks hands if they look manly ummmm they might belong to a man

  • biglegs36

    why was he fooled? who can’t tell that’s a dude? he looks like a man with make up on!

  • Zephyr1979

    :rofl:

    This is priceless!!

  • shannon04

    Guys…you have to be very careful out here. You never know with people these days what type of life they’re really living.

  • LadyLew

    I didn’t read this yet but the blackout dont help much. Ain’t that the BET dude?

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    awe jay nicks he could have just posed for the pic with a fan of the show. its funny this was the same conversation we had about trannies over dinner yesterday

  • lexdiamonz

    the surefire way cuz all this other mess iis bullish is to do the crocodile dundee crotch grab and call it a day. i dont care how tight a tuck is you can feel balls

  • lakercrazy

    lexdiamonz says:

    the surefire way cuz all this other mess iis bullish is to do the crocodile dundee crotch grab and call it a day. i dont care how tight a tuck is you can feel balls
    ____________________________________________________________
    :rofl:
    u cant tuck the balls in

  • renegadesince1985

    This is so funny…I met up with some of the ATL SR folks last night and we had this convo…The one we saw looked like a woman though. I think the over-the-top makeup is a giveaway and the hands…you can’t do anything to change some big man hands… 😆

    So I was watching Maury I think…and there was a tranny on there that liked women…What does that make him/her? A lesbian? Is he/she straight? :think: That shyt confused the hell outta me

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

    wow :rofl:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    :rofl: Seriously, it’s just as bad as women not knowing undercover men. All men don’t have big feet, I’ve seen too many men with feminie build bodies (working with one right now, hips wider than mine). You just never know :coffee:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    renegadesince1985 says:

    This is so funny…I met up with some of the ATL SR folks last night and we had this convo…The one we saw looked like a woman though. I think the over-the-top makeup is a giveaway and the hands…you can’t do anything to change some big man hands…

    So I was watching Maury I think…and there was a tranny on there that liked women…What does that make him/her? A lesbian? Is he/she straight? That shyt confused the hell outta me

    ___________________________________________________________________

    I’ve always wondered why bulldagers couldn’t just date trannies :shrugs:

  • speakinmymind

    @ eastpoint

    i couldn’t think of his name but knew the face. it’s ish like this that causes hate crimes against the LGBT community. they think it’s funny to “out” people they think are gay and/or humiliate straight people, in general, then when somebody beats the shyt out of their @$$, they wanna play the victim role.

    i had a gay girl stalk me back in my college days…i walked up to her one day in the cafe and told her i would kill her if she didn’t stop staring at me and always being in or around places i hung out. i don’t hate gay people but i hate the way some of them try to make straight people feel uncomfortable just because we don’t want to be a part of their community.

  • LadyLew

    OK Now :rofl: @ “Most females in a club will comply with your request because no female wants to be confused for a tranny.”

    Wheretheydodatat? These must be some desperate females.

  • mirsmommy

    :rofl: at this post!!!!!!!!!!

    Some trannies be havin t*tties and fat azzes, but be lookin like Debo in the face. :/

  • allwrightyden

    :coffee:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    :blink:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    This chick looks like Dennis Rodman…How can you NOT tell “it’s a man baby” 😆

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    ¿¿¿ :blink: ???

    Is that…

    Is that “The Dream” all hugged up on that man?

  • mirsmommy

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    ¿¿¿ ???

    Is that…

    Is that “The Dream” all hugged up on that man?
    ___________________________________________________

    That’s who I thought it was at first.

  • honeygrahm

    If you’re not sure, ask her to show you her breasts. Most females in a club will comply with your request because no female wants to be confused for a tranny.

    Umm why was this the funniest statement to me? Now I have a reason to flash folks….

  • http://atlNORTHonline.com DJ DCeezy

    dayum J-Nicks. Bad look.

  • http://atlNORTHonline.com DJ DCeezy

    even better is the “atlexposed” tag… SMH

  • Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams

    I was in the A and saw one with way , way too much makeup on !!! ,
    You could have wiped it off with a Cake Spatula !!!!

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

    I just noticed the picture says “atlexposed” do they have a website?? :popcorn:

  • KK76

    I thought that was Radio Killa too. 😆

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

    ugh nevermind i think i found it. nothing juicy there

  • iciaantica

    I’m so glad u posted this because there are plenty of guys out here getting fooled or pretending to be fooled by these trannies. I personally know some transexual people that believe that they shouldn’t tell because they believe they are really women…(like actually believing they were born that way) But now I am going to print this out and pass this around so no one I know can claim not to have known!!

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    I’m on the floor, this was too damn funny! Hell nawl! :Dead:

  • iciaantica

    @speakmymind I had similar situation with a girl in high school like that. I was in 9th grade she was in 12th…my momma went up to the school and blasted her and told her she would drag her out in the parking lot if she didnt leave me alone…It kills me how some gay people believe everyone has homosexual tendicies

  • EssenceofU

    @Sandra, how messy of you!!!!!!!! Thatisall!

  • lakercrazy

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    ¿¿¿ ???

    Is that…

    Is that “The Dream” all hugged up on that man?
    ___________________________________________________________
    we are >>>>>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< i was like i dint know the dream was a dj

  • Ace

    Thought it was The Dream as well…

    **continues to take notes**

    I knew nothing about the right hand ring finger thing….

    I usually live by my rule ..”If i even got to question in my head if your a man or not…then i don’t need to be dealin with ya..”

    @ Speak

    I completely agree with you… Don’t go out your way to “out” someone with deception and lies, and expect not to have hell knocked out of ya to be treated “fairly” when a nicca figures it out.

  • meanNsurly

    This post is fuggin HILARIOUS!!!! I just find it hard to believe that guys don’t know they are dating a tranny. I think the men know what they are doing and when it comes out its easier to say I was fooled than to say I like men in dresses!!!! There are some trannies out there that look like real women but thats very few and far between.

  • meanNsurly

    I will think of the Dirty Boyz in a different way now……..

  • free

    i heard it’s all in the hands.

  • roro17

    Great job concealing the identity of J Nicks Sandra. Lmfao!

  • mzvirgo78

    This post is hilarious! I think more lesbian women are prone to hit on other seemingly straight women because now in this day and age so many “straight” women are ready and willing to test the waters or just partake in #hoeshyt.

  • Shauny

    I’m in the minority I guess of thinking the above girl in the pic is not a tranny. :shrug:

    The 10 Tran commandments were :rofl: worthy though

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Hmmmmm, call me naive but I don’t think some of these items on the list are concrete signs that you’re dealing with a man. I possess at least five out of ten caracterisitics. Coming from a woman who’s damn near six feet with big feet (I wear a 10/11), big hands (I can palm a basketball effortlessly)and strong facial features, I don’t want this email to work men into a frenzy and think EVERYONE who has some of these characteristics that they are a man. Frankly, it’s quite sad some people choose to go through such great lengths to decieve people. SMH…

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Shauny: I don’t think she’s one either….

  • Al-Ameera

    Hilarious.

    But really, most trannies I have seen are easy to notice. If he likes boys than just be real about it. Stop with the “I was fooled” madness

  • crystal

    @sandrarose don’t birth cotrol pills give you breast if your a man taking them? my brother in law has breast and he is taking birth control pills. has been taking them for years. he is like a 34B

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @MZ VIRGO
    “I think more lesbian women are prone to hit on other seemingly straight women because now in this day and age so many “straight” women are ready and willing to test the waters ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Yup.
    :yes:

    But, there’s no need to play the “I was fooled” card for women. Everyone knows they “experiment.” (it’s encouraged)

  • LaTechGrad02

    @yvonne79, agreed.

  • buttercup24

    He/She looks like she could be related to Lil Bow Wow.

  • speakinmymind

    roro17 says:
    Great job concealing the identity of J Nicks Sandra. Lmfao!
    —————————————–
    Sandra may think this mess is funny but she better watch herself cuz these young boyz nowadays don’t play about their manhood. She’ll be holed up in her apartment from now ’til eternity messing around with the Dirty Boyz! and that’s a true 😆

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CRYSTAL
    “don’t birth cotrol pills give you breast if your a man taking them? my brother in law has breast and he is taking birth control pills. has been taking them for years. he is like a 34B”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ :blink: ???

    Your….“Brother in Law???” Ummmm… is he married to your sister (or brother?)? What does he/she have to say about this?

    I’m lost.

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    #11. Women don’t pose with that finger pointing at the homeboy thing. I don’t know is she is or is she aint but that should be #11 on Sandra’s list.

    @crystal, why is your brother in law on birth control pills?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I told yall I didn’t believe in CMILLI and Dreams marriage-if they are it’s for business because I saw how Sweet the Dream really is…

    And I think that thing in that pic is a tranny!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    crystal says:

    @sandrarose don’t birth cotrol pills give you breast if your a man taking them? my brother in law has breast and he is taking birth control pills. has been taking them for years. he is like a 34B

    ***************************

    It’s the same with anabolic steroids, they leave fatty deposits in men’s breasts.

  • mzvirgo78

    😆 @ Man and “its encouraged”

  • Shauny

    And Sandra why would you put the pantyliner sized line through dudes face when everyone can easily make out who it is YET call this girl that you don’t even know a tranny and put her face on a public blog where everyone who doesn’t know her and buys this will now question her gender?

    I really don’t understand you. The naked babies, trannies, you act like you’re trying to help someone out or shed light to a topic of concern but in the same post you use the situation to hurt..SMH

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    yvonne79 says:

    I possess at least five out of ten caracterisitics.

    *********************************

    :rofl: :coffee:

  • fabulous city

    :shotsfired1: Popping up to ask MeanNsurly to stick with Usher, LEAVE Drizzy ALONE. #pleazandthankyou

  • OutsidetheBox

    Too funny. And maybe too far.

    Sandra you better get a pistol. Or a bodyguard. :coffee:

    You didnt really obscure his identity…youre a photoshop pro. You could have done better if you wanted.

  • meanNsurly

    @Crystal: Umm….why is ur brother in law taking birth control pills? Is he married to your brother or to your sister?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    😆 @ SR smh too damn early for this!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    What if Sandra received the photo like that?

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @YVONNE
    “Hmmmmm, call me naive but I don’t think some of these items on the list are concrete signs that you’re dealing with a man. I possess at least five out of ten caracterisitics. Coming from a woman who’s damn near six feet with big feet (I wear a 10/11), big hands (I can palm a basketball effortlessly)and strong facial features, I don’t want this email to work men into a frenzy and think EVERYONE who has some of these characteristics that they are a man. Frankly, it’s quite sad some people choose to go through such great lengths to decieve people. SMH…”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Is that you Lisa Leslie?

  • meanNsurly

    @Fab: I have to have Drizzy. I’ve been riding his shaft since his 1st mixtape was dropped. I love lite brites…….

  • OutsidetheBox

    Shim icy bracelet is cute though! Face just beat! :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Choc. She still could have changed it. Sandra bout it though. Obviously.

  • Shauny

    Sandra wrote
    I have obscured the young man’s face in order to protect his identity in case he doesn’t realize that the chick he’s crushing on came equipped with the same factory equipment that he has.
    **********************************************
    Case Closed

  • lakercrazy

    crystal says:

    @sandrarose don’t birth cotrol pills give you breast if your a man taking them? my brother in law has breast and he is taking birth control pills. has been taking them for years. he is like a 34B
    _____________________________________________________________________
    ur what???? takes what???? :shocked:
    omg ok so many questiong why is he taking birth control? and for ten years damyummm

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Sandra: What’s so funny?!?

  • meanNsurly

    Sandra knew what she was doing. If he didn’t want the photo leaked then he never should have taken a pic with a questionable woMAN! I believe thats a tranny. She looks familiar and I’m well acquainted with the gay scene here in the A.

  • fabulous city

    meanNsurly says:

    @Fab: I have to have Drizzy. I’ve been riding his shaft since his 1st mixtape was dropped. I love lite brites…….

    June 30, 2010 at 10:24 am
    _______________________
    Last time I checked Ursh wasn’t lite bright and I thought he was ur favorite. #chooseyourteam and #stickwithit

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @YVONNE
    “Hmmmmm, call me naive but I don’t think some of these items on the list are concrete signs that you’re dealing with a man. I possess at least five out of ten caracterisitics. Coming from a woman who’s damn near six feet with big feet (I wear a 10/11), big hands (I can palm a basketball effortlessly)and strong facial features, I don’t want this email to work men into a frenzy and think EVERYONE who has some of these characteristics that they are a man. Frankly, it’s quite sad some people choose to go through such great lengths to decieve people. SMH…”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Is that you Lisa Leslie?
    ———–
    😆 Nope, not at all. Just blessed with parents that are 6 feet and taller…….

  • OutsidetheBox

    “Is that you Lisa Leslie?”

    I wear a 10 and I am no where near 6ft. :lolol:

    I’ll put this 10 deep in any ninjas ass if they question my womanhood because of it too. :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/dckim74 dcwife1622

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: @the fight over Drizzy!

    Dont you have two thumbs anyway? :lolol:

  • meanNsurly

    @Princess: I concur to your comment. I was just about to post what you said but you beat me to it. Thats a thing that guys and especially a gay guy would do!

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “Is that you Lisa Leslie?”
    I wear a 10 and I am no where near 6ft.
    I’ll put this 10 deep in any ninjas ass if they question my womanhood because of it too.
    ——
    Feel me? That’s why I’m suggesting everyone take this with a grain of salt. It’s for entertainment purposes only. Don’t incorporate this into the book of man laws or anything…

  • Shauny

    Has anyone took the time to think that it’s her HUSBANDS brother hence brother in law? It ain’t hard yall.

  • meanNsurly

    @Fab: Ush is my #1 for now but Drizzy is my #1.5. I go through men like toilet tissue huntee!!!

  • waterlily_76

    meanNsurly says:

    @Fab: I have to have Drizzy. I’ve been riding his shaft since his 1st mixtape was dropped.
    ________________

    Dammit! @ mean…. :rofl:

  • meanNsurly

    @Shauny: Dayum u are right. I’m so damn slow. :dead:

  • speakinmymind

    @ Man
    gon’ head and log off right now cuz i can’t do this AGAIN today! i had to work at home yesterday evening cuz i didn’t get shyt done yesterday during the WORKday! 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Yvonne
    Sandra what so funny
    :dead: :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Toilet tissue? *falls over in a heap*

    :dead: @Mean.

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: Really though??

  • waterlily_76

    meanNsurly says:

    @Fab: Ush is my #1 for now but Drizzy is my #1.5. I go through men like toilet tissue huntee!!!

    __________

    :rofl: @ mean, I am going to need to you raise your hands and step away from the keyboard now :rofl:

  • Al-Ameera

    OK. I’m sorry but having another green moment here.

    What is everyone talking about in reference to the pointing. A woman doesn’t point like that? How would a real woman do it?

  • ELove

    And After a Couple of Blunts before hitting the club & around 3 to 5 SHOTS of Alcohol-n-Liquor inside of the club… ALL of that GREAT Advice-n-Knowledge is OUT-THE-WINDOW !!!!! 😆

  • Cinderella

    That’s Jay Nicks from Hot 107.9. He used to host Rap City on BET. :rofl:

  • LaTechGrad02

    Lol, at the LadyBoyKisses ad above the comments. Sandra, you’re wrong for that.

  • Nikki Babie

    :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Sandra you are SOOOO MESSSSY!!! LLLLMMMAAAOOO I needed this laugh….made my day!!! dammm!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Elin got $750million in that divorce she now holds the record for highest paid divorce settlement before then it was Juanita Jordan receiving 100million-Elin is almost a billionaire her damnself!

  • Cinderella

    ELove says:

    And After a Couple of Blunts before hitting the club & around 3 to 5 SHOTS of Alcohol-n-Liquor inside of the club… ALL of that GREAT Advice-n-Knowledge is OUT-THE-WINDOW !!!!!
    _________________________________________________________________________

    So true. I hate to be graphic but in college I took a Human Sexuality Class. We covered transgender people. From the pics I saw of befor and after of Male to female trannies, there’s an obvious differnce b/w genitalia. If a man really knows what a female looks and feels like below, he shouldn’t be fooled.

  • FloridaChick813

    @Fab: Ush is my #1 for now but Drizzy is my #1.5. I go through men like toilet tissue huntee!!!

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    LOL at Mean- Luvs It!

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Al, you know how all the club pics we see these days have men and they do this finger point thing? like on some “he’s the man Im just standing next to him” tyoe ish? Well most women I know have their hands in their hair on the hips or if taking a pic with a man they splay their fingers across the chest or something. ANYTHING except that finger point thing.

    @Shauny, yeah I’m slow, but even if it’s her husband’s brothers why is the man taking BC pills? lol!

  • speakinmymind

    @ Mean
    :kona:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @spesk, mean lives in the kona, you cant’ send him there, this time you gotta throw rocks.

  • Shauny

    @Al – the finger pointing doesn’t make sense to me either. If it’s a man trying to be a woman then why would they still try to act like a man?

    I guess they’re saying her pointing her finger like that is something a man would do. She could be throwing up the peace sign and his hand is hiding it :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *picks jaw up off the floor at Elin’s divorce settlement*

    #wheredeydothatat
    #shouldamarriedasister

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    😆 @Princess and throwing rocks

  • Cinderella

    @Choco, Actually the highest paid divorce settlement goes to Rupert Murdock’s ex wife. She got $ 1 billion dollars. Elin will have the highest sports-wife settlement though.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Maury-That is A MAN!

  • FloridaChick813

    Elin got $750million in that divorce she now holds the record for highest paid divorce settlement before then it was Juanita Jordan receiving 100million-Elin is almost a billionaire her damnself!

    I would love to ask Tiger if it was worth it. Im guessing he’s sittin in a corner somewhere riiiigghhhttt now :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Cinderella who is Rupert?

  • meanNsurly

    @LaTech: I caught that too! SR is damn fool. Then she wonders why ppl get banned on their first post on here!

    @Al: The way homegirl is holding her hand is something usually a guy (mostly gay guys) do. When was the last time you saw a girl pointing in a pic @ a club. NEVER. Women usually are smiling in photos and not have a smirk on thier face with their eyebrow slightly raised.

  • Ebony

    Not jnicks from the dirty boys :dead:

  • Shauny

    @Princess – don’t quote me on this but I think gay men take birthcontrol pills because it helps them grow breast…I think…someone let me know if I’m right.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @FLO
    I don’t think Tiger is worried they said he is worth more than a billion and he will keep capitalizng Elin is not allowed to speak about the affairs at all even after his death she will loose everything-Sound like Tiger pulled a Tina Turner-didn’t want his name or rep ruined-He’s not allowed to have any single women around the kids at all!

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Choco says:

    Elin got $750million in that divorce she now holds the record for highest paid divorce settlement before then it was Juanita Jordan receiving 100million-Elin is almost a billionaire her damnself!

    ________________________________________________

    #teamelin :cheer:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    I’m with Ace… if I got to wonder if you are even female, ain’t NO WAY anything goin on with me. :no:

  • Shauny

    So are these “Dirty Boys” grimey? Sandra is your bodyguard on the clock? Some dudes don’t play. You stay safe now…inside

  • lakercrazy

    Actually the highest paid divorce settlement goes to Rupert Murdock’s ex wife. She got $ 1 billion dollars. Elin will have the highest sports-wife settlement though.
    ____________________________________________________________________
    dam tiger i know u pissd off!!! i bet all that puss* was not worth that much :rofl:

  • meanNsurly

    I constructed a door here in the kona therefore rocks can’t be thrown @ me. :coffee: <——low fat latte

  • spongebobfan

    Damn so wendy williams and serena a man. who knew. :coffee:

  • FloridaChick813

    @FLO
    I don’t think Tiger is worried they said he is worth more than a billion and he will keep capitalizng Elin is not allowed to speak about the affairs at all even after his death she will loose everything-Sound like Tiger pulled a Tina Turner-didn’t want his name or rep ruined-He’s not allowed to have any single women around the kids at all!
    _______________________

    Tis true, however I wasnt just speaking on the money. But he lost his wife, many endorements, lots of money & respect. Sad to say, but some folks will never look at him the same :shrug:

  • ELove

    @Cinderella (#103)
    Great Catch… I WAS going to correct that comment as well (Real…)

    And JUST Celebrity divorce settlements ALONE that $168 million J-Jordan is JUST ANOTHER in a Very Long line of over $100 million settlements… Mel Gibson just DROPPED over $250 million to his ex-wife not too long ago !!! 😆

  • Shauny

    @Flo – he should’ve listened to his daddy anyway. He told his ass not to get married. If Elin would’ve remained his gf he would’ve been able to keep his own damn money. He just had to get his trophy.

    Who says you can’t turn a nanny into an almost billionaire. I don’t feel sorry for him.

  • lakercrazy

    @FLO
    I don’t think Tiger is worried they said he is worth more than a billion and he will keep capitalizng Elin is not allowed to speak about the affairs at all even after his death she will loose everything-Sound like Tiger pulled a Tina Turner-didn’t want his name or rep ruined-He’s not allowed to have any single women around the kids at all!
    __________________________________________________________________
    his rep is already ruined hell no single women need to be around his cheating azz

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    If Tiger pays this ransom *ahem* “settlement” than he has the dumbest lawyer on the planet.

    I would move out the country first. Ain’t no way. :no:

  • FloridaChick813

    He’s not allowed to have any single women around the kids at all!

    This I dont understand. Would they rather him have a married woman around the kids?? What if he decides to re-marry?? He cant bring the lady around his kids til they’re married??? :think:

  • FloridaChick813

    :cosign: with Shauny. If he couldnt control his p3nis, he shouldnt of gotten married.

    Elin is sittin somewhere >>> :rofl: “IM RICH B!TCH!!!!!”

  • fabulous city

    meanNsurly says:

    @Fab: Ush is my #1 for now but Drizzy is my #1.5. I go through men like toilet tissue huntee!!!

    June 30, 2010 at 10:34 am
    ______________________________
    I see someone is not capitulating… ok! I am not the type to just talk the talk… DOn’t wanna give up Drizzy? I’ll make you!!! ** off to Orbitz booking the next flight to the A, razors and sh!t packed up**
    I.Will.Find.You

  • cocoa49

    Oh my, we have 1 or 2 female celbs. who fix this description.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @FLO
    Exactly right he can have his female staff that Elin knows and the woman he will marry…

  • meanNsurly

    @Shauny: Yea some do. I know others that actually take hormone pills to acheive a more feminine physique. Most of the ppl I know that do it don’t make the coins to go to the doctor to get the meds so they get them off the streets/black market. Thats dangerous because its too many side effects possible with taking shyt like that! But whatever floats ur boat.

  • Cinderella

    @Choco, Rupert Murdock, is the owner of the Fox Networks, Myspace, newspapers from around the world, DirectTv and several other business. He’s a billionaire but not up there with Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.

  • SHANIASMOMMA

    omg!!!!!!!!! Jay Nicks is from the LOU …his parents would die …cause i think he was a very well to do family if im not mistaken :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Please they said Elin’s legal team was good at finding other assets Tiger had thought was hidden that’s how she got that much-Elin was out for blood-Tiger got killed by his lil puddy cat

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Cinderella
    Thanks : )

  • mzvirgo78

    WOW @ Elin’s divorce settlement. I aint mad at her though. That’s not even including Child Support. He should never want to see another whitetwat hell blacktwat for that matter. Smh

  • FloridaChick813

    @FLO
    Exactly right he can have his female staff that Elin knows and the woman he will marry…
    ____________________

    I think introducing the kids after you decided to marry someone is too late. H3ll I NEED to see how my son and whoever I decide to marry interacts before I make any decisions. But thats just me :shrug:

  • FloridaChick813

    …Elin was out for blood…

    :yes: Nothing like being a woman scorned

  • MissHarlem

    Morning All!!!!!

    LAWDDDD HAVEEEEEE MERCCCYYYYY to this post and the comments.

    SN: Good for Tiger’s arse. Elin knew what she was gettin into and was dreaming of this payday since their first date she clearly got what she wanted. Tiger gotta to be the dumbest fool on this planet

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @FLO
    I agree they also said he can change the custody order in 5 years but Elin is trying to protect her kids from all his females so I can understand her also once she’s gone lord knows who and what Tiger will have around their kids

  • speakinmymind

    **throws door-busting rocks at Mean in the :kona: **

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO
    “Please they said Elin’s legal team was good at finding other assets Tiger had thought was hidden that’s how she got that much-Elin was out for blood-Tiger got killed by his lil puddy cat”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Finding the asset and confiscating the assets are two different things. I’m sorry, but Tiger must have hired “Barnum and Bailey Attorneys at Law.”

    This chit is ridiculous.

    At least LeBron is taking heed.
    “Lebron and his longtime GIRLFRIEND…”

  • Cinderella

    @lakercrazy, I think this scandal has helped Tiger with the ladies. Well, the kind he goes for anyway. I heard Kobe was still getting panties thrown at him when he was on trial for rape. Scott Peterson, who’s on death row for killing his wife and unborn son, gets fan letters and marriage proposals from women all the world.

  • meanNsurly

    Tiger is a dumb fugg! Elin is not that pretty to be marrying and her pus obviously wasn’t good enough to sustain his sexual appetite. That must have been the Yt/asian side of him that decided to marry her cuz the black in him would have said she was gonna be his gf forever.

    @Fab: Why do real fish try me when it comes to my niccas? I’m slightly off kilter so I’m just warning you. But for your troubles you are more than welcome to pick up my hubbys CD entitled “Thank Me Later!”

  • OutsidetheBox

    “Lebron and his longtime GIRLFRIEND…”

    I thought I was the only one who noticed that! Lebron mama aint gonna let him marry nobdoy! :lolol:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    :dead: I’m thru….I can’t take it!

  • Shauny

    Look at Reese Witherspoons ass letting every man she dates be involved in her kids lives. I think it’s a mistake. I bet they never knew they had so many uncles.

    Keep a new s/o out of a child’s life for as long as possible. And don’t even let them around someone you’re just having a fling with

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    ““Lebron and his longtime GIRLFRIEND…”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    I thought I was the only one who noticed that! Lebron mama aint gonna let him marry nobdoy!
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Yup. In between his momma fuggin his teammates she told him “Lebron, if she love you, she don’t need the papers.”

    :yes: Truer words have never been spoken.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Lebron mama is hood!

    But Savannah obv. aint no dummy. :coffee:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    And for the record…that girl in the photo wit dude is actually a girl…she’s from DC and her and Eva the Diva are actually friends…she used to be lesbun but fled to a different city to be the gold-digger she always longed to be. She’s always looked manish!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Mean
    and real fish :blink:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @LES BIN LUV
    “…she used to be lesbun…”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    No such thing. she is:

    “Inbetween girlfriends at the moment.”
    :yes:

  • leat

    looks like dude that was the short lived host of Rap City after Tigga left. i was always bothered by his long fingernails, so if that is a Tranny maybe hes bout dat life!!!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    “Lebron mama is hood!

    But Savannah obv. aint no dummy. ”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, cause she spit out a baby every other month. I don’t know how she does it.
    :think:

  • meanNsurly

    @Choco: Thats what we call a real woman. LOL.

    @Les: LOL @ gold digger! I feel bad that I called her a man. She looks really familiar tho. I thought she was one of the trannies I met here in Atlanta. She does look a manish.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: @Man!

    I be like, “That bish preggo again?!?!”

    He aint gonna want chit to do with me by the time Savannah done. *salty*

  • Cinderella

    @ Man and OTB, Savannah has two babies by him and they’ve been together since HS. If they break up before getting married (if they ever do), I don’t think he’ll leave her high and dry. She will get some kind of settlement but nowhere the amount she would get if she was his legal wife.

  • OutsidetheBox

    ” i was always bothered by his long fingernails, so if that is a Tranny maybe hes bout dat life!!!”

    :dead: Are you from Florida?

  • meanNsurly

    Question to all the ladies out there: Do you like for your man to have long finger nails?

  • SangriaSugar

    Good morning Fam

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    “I be like, “That bish preggo again?!?!”

    He aint gonna want chit to do with me by the time Savannah done. *salty*”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    She got that puss re-shaped surgically so that she get pregnant every time.

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    meanNsurly says:
    Question to all the ladies out there: Do you like for your man to have long finger nails?
    ——–
    Hell no! What the hell does he need long nails for?? :blink:

  • FloridaChick813

    Keep a new s/o out of a child’s life for as long as possible. And don’t even let them around someone you’re just having a fling with

    :cosign: But you still have to introduce the kids before making a decision such as moving in or marrying them. H3ll, I didnt take my son around my boyfriend much at all, then BOOM we moved in together and lil man resented the h3ll out of my boyfriend at first. It was not a good situation at all. And all the while I thought I was protecting my son by not taking him around men. But then again I think its cause he never saw me around another man (besides his dad) :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oh we know @Cin. I’m a Lebron *whispers* stan and a Savannah hater.

    They are a cancer/capricorn match. Like, she is in my spot. :yes:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CINDERELLA
    “Savannah has two babies by him and they’ve been together since HS. If they break up before getting married (if they ever do), I don’t think he’ll leave her high and dry. She will get some kind of settlement but nowhere the amount she would get if she was his legal wife.”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Being a “High School Sweetheart” just means the person wasn’t experienced enough to know that the other person is garbage.

    D. Wade
    Eric Snow
    Allen Iverson
    Etc.

    LeBron is a business man. He’s trying to be billionaire. Don’t get there payin unecessary settlements and chit.

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Sugar :hug:

    Were you been…working? :waiting:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Or *where :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :no: @Mean

  • MissHarlem

    Savannah damn sure is smart as hell and plus she knows her kids grandma is a MESSSSSSSSSS.

    Ewww to the long finger nails for what?!!! I better be the only one doing the scrathing. Imagine me explaining to my girls why I have scratches on my back and its not from a chick!!!

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Man…I know u love to think that…PERV!

  • FloridaChick813

    My man better not have long nails. Im with Yvonne, what does he need them for??? :snort:

    But I do like well groomed nails. They cant be all dirty and ragged on the edges :nono:

  • lakercrazy

    @lakercrazy, I think this scandal has helped Tiger with the ladies. Well, the kind he goes for anyway. I heard Kobe was still getting panties thrown at him when he was on trial for rape. Scott Peterson, who’s on death row for killing his wife and unborn son, gets fan letters and marriage proposals from women all the world.
    ____________________________________________________________
    ur right chicks now know what type of man he is and know what he is all about

  • SangriaSugar

    :hug: @OTB…working like a mad woman!! The secretary is on leave so I’m doing my job and her job plus doing all the work for a Change of Command

  • MzDimplez1123

    I’m thinking the brother in law is her husband’s brother.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Mean
    Real women should not be called fish – yall are being catty :lick: :rofl:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    LesBinLuv says:

    And for the record…that girl in the photo wit dude is actually a girl…she’s from DC and her and Eva the Diva are actually friends…she used to be lesbun but fled to a different city to be the gold-digger she always longed to be. She’s always looked manish!

    *********************************

    If he/she is a tranny, then he/she was living his/her life as a female in DC. So unless you’ve seen his/her genital area — or his/her birth certificate, you don’t know any more than the rest of us whether he’s a female. And I did say “alleged” tranny. :shrug:

    Oh, and, lesbians don’t usually “flee” to a different city to be gold diggers, lol. Trannies do that. 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Mean
    No why did you ask that you know some females that do?

  • meanNsurly

    I just wanted to know because I have seen trade (gay term for straight looking men) parading around with long fingernails. I don’t know if they get down or not BUT I have seen it quite a bit. I bite my nails (nervous habit) and long fingernails just turn me off. I just want to say either bite them off or clip ’em.

  • spongebobfan

    Question to all the ladies out there: Do you like for your man to have long finger nails?
    ________________________________________________________________
    No,
    But i have another question that bothered me about a guy i used to date. He had colored contacts that he wore all the time. perfect eyesight. but he had to have his hazel contacts, and i thought it made him look so gay. Was it me? lol

  • crystal

    For those who were asking about my brother inlaw, i am married to his brother. My brother inlaw is gay and at the time when he was not taking the pills he was just dressing like a gay man, now he wears dresses, wigs and weaves. He makes a ugly women though :(

    I know another guy who looks damm good as a women to the point i did not recognized him until my sister told me who he was, (beautiful shape, make up on point and had some of the characteristics Sandra pointed out) if they do know he is a man they are under cover themselves, and the guy is HIV positive.

    Them male strippers who be on the flyers or at events for the ladies or for hire to dance for a party are gay as hell too.

  • ELove

    @Shauny
    CO-SIGN everything you just said (Real…)

    @Man… (comment #161)
    LBJ and His Live-in Baby-Mama WERE Real-n-Actual HIGH-SCHOOL Sweethearts which was MUTUAL and not FORCED in anyway BY ANYONE ELSE or Extreme Circumstances… SHE will be Just Fine !!!!! 😉

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    spongebobfan says:

    Question to all the ladies out there: Do you like for your man to have long finger nails?
    ________________________________________________________________
    No,
    But i have another question that bothered me about a guy i used to date. He had colored contacts that he wore all the time. perfect eyesight. but he had to have his hazel contacts, and i thought it made him look so gay. Was it me? lol
    ——–
    He would’ve definitely got the side eye from me. A dude wearing colored contacts? Interesting…..

  • lakercrazy

    meanNsurly says:

    Question to all the ladies out there: Do you like for your man to have long finger nails?
    _______________________________________________________________
    hell to the nawww my boo had them when i met him and told him to cut that chit off that just looks nasty and unsanitary only women need to have long nails

  • Cinderella

    crystal says:

    Them male strippers who be on the flyers or at events for the ladies or for hire to dance for a party are gay as hell too.
    _________________________________________________________________________

    That’s why I’ve never gone to these male revue/strip parties. Besides the fact I don’t find anything attractive about a man in a g-string.

  • lakercrazy

    crystal says:

    For those who were asking about my brother inlaw, i am married to his brother. My brother inlaw is gay and at the time when he was not taking the pills he was just dressing like a gay man, now he wears dresses, wigs and weaves. He makes a ugly women though
    _____________________________________________________________________
    does he know he makes and ugly women??? :rofl:
    he should know he prolly thinks dam im hot

  • SangriaSugar

    😆 @sponge…for real that does sound real suspect.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oooh thats the gub’ment for you @Sugar.

  • FloridaChick813

    I side eye any man that wears colored contacts.

  • FloridaChick813

    😆 @ crystal and him making an ugly woman

    Question for the ladies: Am I the only one who would rather see women strippers then male?? Male strippers just dont do anything for me at all :no:

  • roro17

    Colored contacts on a straight man just screams gay to me. I don’t think no straight man would be that concerned with their appearance to the point where they wear color contacts.

  • Al-Ameera

    Thanks. I get it now, women just don’t usually point in pics at all. I thought you were saying there is a way a woman point vs. the way a man points. I swear I learn all kinda stuff of here.

    @ everyone, in reference to Tiger he is young and very well able to make that money and then some over again. No big deal

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Yeah I’m def not into male strippers something about that whole scene is too beefcake for my preference and I do not want them touching me EEEEEWWWWWLLLL!

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @sandra…I’ll ask all the girls I know that used to lick that if she was a little more well-endowed than most women down there…but I will say that unless she converted all the way over at the age of 16…I’m almost certain she’s a WOMAN! Used to model tho and u know alot of them look manish…but u know it all!

  • OutsidetheBox

    “Male strippers just dont do anything for me at all”

    :cosign:
    One of my besties enjoys that type of chit. Offends me erytime she asks me to go. :no:

  • http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

    I love this post!!! Keep em informed Sandra. LOL!

  • meanNsurly

    @Flo: :cosign: I never got into colored contacts. I haven’t seen a guy in colored contacts that look straight. Every guy that wears them looks sweet to me! So you should definately give him a side eye for that shyt!!

  • crystal

    @FloridaChick813 i rather see a man, but better not touch me with his sweaty coked up self. I see kooch every damm day @ work and do you know what? they all look alike! so look foward to seeing the rod other than what i have at home.

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Flo: I’m with you. I could care less about male stippers. Had to VERY bad experiences with them and never again :no:

  • Al-Ameera

    meanNsurly says:

    Question to all the ladies out there: Do you like for your man to have long finger nails?
    ——————————
    He.ll NO!
    When I meet a man the first thing I look at is teeth, then hands, long nails or dirt under them turns me off! I have a bit of OCD when it comes to hygeine. My friends think I am crazy

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Les.

    See thats what I like: you got ppl to back up your stuff!

    SR knows that her blog is well known in the A. Somebody prolly already let homegirl know that she is front page news.

    When she send you the evidence, please post it @Sandra. :popcorn:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Oh yeah….and one more thing…here in DC, those that tetter-totter from one side of the fence to the other are shunned and looked down upon…u could never go all out the way she so desired, in this area with men and after declaring that men disgust you…being a lesbun in DC, you cant express any interest in men in that way and still be accepted among your “girls”…just dont happen like that here…pack up and come on down and see!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Yvonne
    Do tell what was your bad experience pls?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Real talk, I *side eye* females in colored contacts too.

    #judgemental

  • speakinmymind

    i hate those male revues and always excuse myself if i’m at a bachelorette party and one shows up. i don’t want no foreign man all greased up gyrating his hips and ding-a-ling all in my face and i def don’t want him touching me! why do women always want to be picked up and grinded up on by stripper men? i think it’s disgusting.

  • FloridaChick813

    @ crystal, what type of work do you do??

    @ yvonne, care to elaborate on the VERY BAD experiences?? I bet its quite entertaining :think: LOL

  • meanNsurly

    @Flo: You a damn freak. #Thatisall! But I enjoy watching female strippers. They way they move and dance just blows my mind. Male strippers just hump the air with their piece swingin around knocking ppl out. I don’t get into strippers. Not my thing! I LOVE PORN THO!!! I prefer straight porn! Does that make me bi-curious?

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Do tranny’s turn into women, only to date women???? Help me understand.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Does that make me bi-curious?

    :nono: You ever wanted the female subject? If not, no. :coffee:

    #pickaside

    LOL J/K

  • spongebobfan

    @ FLChick we are >>>>>>>there<<<<<<< Im straight and i cant stand male strippers. its not attractive at all, but i actually enjoy seeing women strippers, esp them doing the pole ish, its like wacthing a sports event :rofl: men are boring. … no homo.

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Mean…WHHHHAHATTTTTT…u prefer str8 porn so does that make u bi-curious…hell no…what kind of questions is that…PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • FloridaChick813

    …I have a bit of OCD when it comes to hygeine. My friends think I am crazy…

    :cosign: But atleast its a “good” crazy. LOL. My friend called me saturday morning “what you doing?” I reply “cookin breakfast and cleaning up.” And she says 😆 “I forgot your Mrs. Clean!” So im like “okay? you say that like its a bad thing! Bish better get a clue and clean YOUR house up!”

  • crystal

    @FloridaChick813 i work in OB/Gyn, procedures, NST, ect…

  • Al-Ameera

    @ Mean, I think it does. But wait, have you uhhhh never mind cuz that will open up a whole can and this is a family blog or something

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    LLS@Sports Event…women strippers ROCK!

  • FloridaChick813

    speakinmymind says: i hate those male revues and always excuse myself if i’m at a bachelorette party and one shows up. i don’t want no foreign man all greased up gyrating his hips and ding-a-ling all in my face and i def don’t want him touching me! why do women always want to be picked up and grinded up on by stripper men? i think it’s disgusting.
    ________________________

    My friends sister is always the first in line to be brought on stage and bounced around. That sh.it just makes me sick :hurl:

  • Tink Tink

    Im a man with nails….I have to keep clippers on my keys b/c they grow pretty quickly….I used to use it in college to help roll up blunts for others

  • spongebobfan

    meanNsurly says:
    I LOVE PORN THO!!! I prefer straight porn!
    _________________________________________________
    Porn lovers unite. Pinky!! im such a closet lesbun, i love big azz porn ha ha. hate white porn (sorry to offend)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Well @ Al
    I will ask
    Mean have you ever had sex with a female

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Choco: Won’t go into too much detail…one incident, the male stripper was rubbing his ever so small “package” on the back of my neck to entice a tip. I was sooooo grossed out that I cussed him out. Don’t know why he came to me in the first place. Maybe it was my big hands.. 😆 I kid, I kid…I didn’t make eye contact with him therefore in theory, he should have pranced right on to the next table where the women were screaming and hollering, waving dollars and mess! The second incident was at a pleasure party. The male stripper was re-enacting cunnilligous with an angel food cake (which I no longer eat)and whip cream. It was the most disgusting act I’ve ever seen. Ever since then, I will decline any invitiation that has male strippers there.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @TinkTink
    Oh okay did you also do other things with your nails like :snort: :rofl:

  • spongebobfan

    crystal says:

    @FloridaChick813 i work in OB/Gyn, procedures, NST, ect…

    ________________________________________________
    your excused :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Mean, Im a porn watcher too! :ashamed: I remember when I was a child, my brother had playboy ads posted all over inside his closet, I used to go sit for hours. Anyway, when me and my boyfriend first moved in, I thought he was weird for watching porn. But now im like “fugg it, atleast he’s at home lookin at other bish’s on the internet, rather than being in the streets lookin at other bish’s” :shrug: We watch it together, next thing ya know, one thing leads to the other 😀

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Yvonne
    Honestly honey the peen on neck would’ve made me flip-I’m sick just imagining it –

    LOL at the Angel Food Cake

  • OutsidetheBox

    “small “package” on the back of my neck to entice a tip.”

    :dead:

    S/N: I hate, hate, HATE when a man rubs his package on me. I mean, I will pack up an leave. There is something so wrong with that. :ashamed:

  • meanNsurly

    @Tink: Tell the truf….you didn’t roll up blunts for other….you know you rolled up that shyt for you! REAL TALK!!!

    @Al: No i am a virgin when it comes to the opposite sex but straight porn is hott!! I don’t know why I can’t get into gay porn tho.

    @Les and OTB: I was just playing. I know what team i play on!!!

    #TeamDyckNBalls

  • FloridaChick813

    @ crystal, I figured that :)

    😆 @ Al #209. Im trying to refrain from saying certain things as well.

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Yvonne…NNOOOOOOOOOO :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    Porn lovers unite. Pinky!! im such a closet lesbun, i love big azz porn ha ha. hate white porn (sorry to offend)

    :cosign: “im such a closet lesbun” 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    #TeamDyckNBalls
    :wail: :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    Dead@ Mean

    #TeamDyckNBalls is the best Sh*t I will read this morning (its morning where I am lol)

    and just :rofl: @ this post period….

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    :dead: at #TeamDyckNBalls

  • Tink Tink

    @Choco & Mean: Nah never did, and prob never will do any drugs, dont have a taste for it, but I enjoy being around people who love getting high (females are an easier lay), and they are funny as hell.

  • MissHarlem

    @ FLO I am with you on that one
    @ OTB I side eye grown arse women with them on. Teenagers gets a pass but a grown arse woman with no eye issues non prescribed I just dont get it.

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Flo…big azz porn is soooooo a must…nothing gets my engine going faster than some phat bunz! LLS

  • His_Mommy623

    oh and heyyyy @ Flo and er’body =)

  • FloridaChick813

    Uggghhhhh @Yvonne, I dont want no stripper man rubbing his peen on me :nono: And the reinactment with the angel food cake is a mess. Men do the weirdest sh.it sometimes.. Then again, I guess its no different then the women strippers shoving liquor bottles in their kitty :shrug:

  • FloridaChick813

    I know what team i play on!!!

    #TeamDyckNBalls

    :rofl: :cheer:

  • MissHarlem

    For the porn watchers Jasmine Cashmere retired.

  • Al-Ameera

    @ Mean, Thanks hun.

    @ Flo & Choco, it’s not like I am a super freak or anything like some of ya’ll ( j/k) but sometimes I read stuff on here and am curious, I want to ask a question then next thing you know, people be offended.

    Trying to work on respecting others on the NET where you have a choice on what site you visit…. :rofl:

    Ok. but it sounded good, right?

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Flo, you are literally a closet lesbian.

    @Les, question (no offense just seeking clarification) you say the DC people don’t like that fence riding and you have to pick a side. I thought you are a lesbian but don’t you have a son?

    @Mean, you just crazy.

    @Tink..liar, that shyte was yours!

    Yayyyy female strippers, men :nono: I feel used, I know you don’t want me and you know you don’t want me so why I gotta give you some $? Don’tknow if all women strippers are bi/gay but I guess thats when Man’s theory kickas in.

    @Man, between girlfriends? LMAO!

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Les, I just dont like the bullet hole ass’s.. Sometimes big is just too big!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    (females are an easier lay), and they are funny as hell.

    :thumbsup:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    :offtopic: OTB whatchu wearing?

  • lakercrazy

    Question for the ladies: Am I the only one who would rather see women strippers then male?? Male strippers just dont do anything for me at all
    ________________________________________________________________________
    :cosign:
    something about a man in a g-strig that just looks gay and unpleasant now a woman look beutifull no homo

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl: @ AL it was a nice gesture though

  • meanNsurly

    @Flo: I love to watch porn and then partake in those activities afterwards too. Its such a turn on to watch it wit your boo. I feel adventurous and inspired after watching it! :) I catch myself tryna do splits, hanging upside down, getting pounded on the wall but then reality hits like a ton a dycks (typo…..bricks)!

    Male strippers are too damn aggressive for me. Just pump, pump, pump, slap, slap, slap! Sometimes their sensual but most of the time they aren’t.

    @Tink: You officially get the *side eye*

  • FloridaChick813

    @Flo, you are literally a closet lesbian.

    Naaaa, I just think im “closet bi-curious”. I never been intimate with a female before, but I cant say that I never will. And once I do, who knows :shrug: But I really cant see myself being without a man. A man’s man. With a large peen. 😀

  • OutsidetheBox

    *looks down*

    High waisted pencil skirt, white “twin display” blouse, and 4inchers.
    Board of Directors meeting today at the office. Single brother, law degree, commutes from MIA. :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    dycks (typo…..bricks)!

    :dead:

    No, it wasnt: FREUDIAN SLIP NINJA!!!

    :rofl:

  • waterlily_76

    You all are a mess

    Sex is them most popular “sport” in the world. :cheer:

  • FloridaChick813

    OTB whatchu wearing?

    😆 Glad Im not the only one who wanders these things!!! LOL

  • FloridaChick813

    :dead: && gone at Mean

  • FloridaChick813

    @ OTB

    Bish better werk it!!!!! Sashay that as.s all the way to your seat and then make eye contact 😉

    😆

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Flo, you are literally a closet lesbian.

    Nah. Once she get a piece of fish (®Mean) she is going to be pleased. But she greddy too so she still want steak

    #surfandturf

  • renegadesince1985

    looks down*

    High waisted pencil skirt, white “twin display” blouse, and 4inchers.
    Board of Directors meeting today at the office. Single brother, law degree, commutes from MIA.

    Get it girl!!!!!! :woot: You go to that meeting and dazzle him with your “smarts” :rofl:

  • waterlily_76

    :rofl: @ #surfandturf

    I can’t take this shat today

  • SangriaSugar

    :dead: @Mean…you just made my day with that

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ OTB

    You know me sooo well honey 😉

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Flo I called you that because you sat in a CLOSET to look at booties. OTB, get it bish.

  • meanNsurly

    :dead: @ OTB and Rene!

    HEY SANGRIA! I am a member of the rainbow community therefore I try to spread smiles everywhere I go!

    @Flo: Why havent you ever done anything with a woman? Haven’t had the opportunity or met the right one to be your “first”?

  • pointhimout

    omg Sandra. you and I both know there are so many guys who dont care it’s a tranny.

    I’ve got noting people. I’m in Atlanta, what can I say?

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    @rene @Flo. So y’all feel me!

    At first I wasnt sure about him! He is the only brutha on there…only person of color period really, but he didnt seem “interested”.

    So I stopped “smiling” and chit. (My office is right next to the “VIP” conf room)..well, I guess he noticed and the last time he was here he emailed me out of the blue and asked me to find the best place for steak the next time he was here (even though Events Team feeds the VIPs very well)… :think:

    It could be nothing. I wouldnt be disappointed if he is gay or into YTs or something though cause he “hefty”. But he look so, so slim when I check his public record…

    #compensation

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @TinkTink
    Kool and yes on easy lay and funny but no on laying just anyone
    @OTB
    Land your CEO honey

  • MissHarlem

    @ OTB be at the meeting a tad early 😉

  • OutsidetheBox

    “Flo I called you that because you sat in a CLOSET to look at booties”

    :dead:

    *checks to see if my hair is blonde today* Duh!!!! We too slow @Flo

    :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    DAYUM! WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THESE CONVERSATIONS????

    Anyway…

    1. Porn with Yt people is terrible. There HAS to be a sister (or three) in it for me

    2. Was the dude with long nails and contacts serious questions???

    3. Everyone loves female strippers. I think this has been proven scientifically. :yes:

    4. Tink Tink :think: Are you a female? If so :thumbsup:

    5. How many women are scopin out a niggas nails? I just looked at mine and it looked like I climbed Mt. Everest with no rope.

  • crystal

    The male dancers are a real #****inthebutt, never seen a women strip before,don’t think i want to put i will put a pole in my bedroom if i can and make it rain in there my damm self. I hear you can now buy them and they run like 200.00. My ghetto friend said she rather use a tention rod that you hang your shower curtain with. I told her hey whatever works for you.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @OTB
    If he emailed you he’s interested that nicca could’ve googled that shat

  • spongebobfan

    :dead: @ OTB ……. why i picture the fat dude from Waiting to exhale. :rofl: @ compensation i aint even mad

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Les
    Have you ever been to Tabu in BMORE my daughter really likes it

  • meanNsurly

    OTB says: It could be nothing. I wouldnt be disappointed if he is gay or into YTs or something though cause he “hefty”. But he look so, so slim when I check his public record…

    ————————-
    :dead: girl u are a damn fool. Public record…….LMAO!!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    @flo, go on and get u some vag…its a wonderful experience :thumbsup:

  • spongebobfan

    @ man, do you have a favorite porn star, i used to love pinky, but she goes too up and down for me. jazz cashmere and jade fire. runner up to cherokee d azz. oh and um no homo.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS MOMMY
    “go on and get u some vag…its a wonderful experience ”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Everybody been tellin her too! I don’t get the hold up :shrugs:

    Tell me that you have experienced exactly how wonderful it is yourself! :popcorn:

  • spongebobfan

    girls are cute and all but i have NO desire to eat the box, thus i cant successfully be gay
    #vegetarian

  • MissHarlem

    @ MAN all the females I know will look a ninja’s nail thats for sure.

  • 4theluvof_mii

    First of all most men don’t care, as long as they can bust a “NUT” it doesn’t matter to them is it’s a woman, man, or tranny. I don’t get the reason why people are so hung up on “TRANNIES” and “GAYS”? I just don’t get it?? Ladies 9 times out of 10 the man you sleep with has another piece on the side, whether it’s another woman or man, that you will never know about. Most men like trannies because it makes them feel like they are with a woman and their manhood is not being violated. Then there are guys who like the guy that goes undetected, like me, so that his homies and girlfriend don’t know whats the “TEA”. They are call “NIGGA” in the streets and a “FREAK” in the sheets. Just because you go to a (quote)”Straight” (un-quote)”Straight” club wearing Timb’s, sagging your pants, cap to the front or back, got hella SWAG, does not mean that you are “Straight”. I get hit on in more “Straight Clubs” than I do in “Gay Clubs” (when I do go). Dudes are freaks by nature and they will do whatever it takes to satisfy that freaky need.

    Women are now realizing that their competition is not another woman but they gay community as a whole. Most women once they have been hurt by men, they result to another woman, leaving a few women to fight in the never winning battle of trying to keep their man from cheating. I have seen it all and done most of it, in and out of the regular and entertainment world. I have come to he conclusion no one wants to be serious and in a committed relationship, not even the married couples. The only advice I can give “RAP IT UP” and “PLAY SAFE” stay up on you “HIV/AID” status. If you ever have any doubt “DON’T DO IT” it’s not worth your life.

  • renegadesince1985

    @OTB

    If he emailed you then he’s def interested…I mean he could have asked anybody about a restaurant…

    😆 @ But he look so, so slim when I check his public record…

  • His_Mommy623

    @Crystal..
    not a shower curtain rod…lmfao

  • OutsidetheBox

    :dead: @Man!

  • MissHarlem

    @ Sponge Jasmine is retired so enjoy the ones you have

  • FloridaChick813

    Flo I called you that because you sat in a CLOSET to look at booties. OTB, get it bish.

    Damn that sh.it went right over my head :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Man

    I have been into females since I was all of 1 day old lol and that’s just no bull****…

  • Al-Ameera

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    5. How many women are scopin out a niggas nails? I just looked at mine and it looked like I climbed Mt. Everest with no rope.
    ***************************
    Uhhh well I hope you are chatting on the blog with us from an iPad that you are using from the construction site or the mechanical garage you work at. Cuz if you sit behined a desk with nails like that :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :yes: @Choc. Thats what I thought!

    “My ghetto friend said she rather use a tention rod that you hang your shower curtain with..”

    *throws rocks at Crystal and her friend*

    :dead: :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    @Flo: Why havent you ever done anything with a woman? Haven’t had the opportunity or met the right one to be your “first”?

    :shrug: Well, I get approached by women all the time, but its never one that makes me say “I wanna ‘do’ her”. Guess I just havent met the “right” one. IDK. If you want me to be honest, im just a big ol scaredy cat!!!! :ashamed:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @4theluv
    Thank you for the insight

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @SPONGE BOB
    “do you have a favorite porn star, i used to love pinky, but she goes too up and down for me. jazz cashmere and jade fire. runner up to cherokee d azz. oh and um no homo.”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Yup. Heather Hunter (I think that’s her name), the bright skinned thin chick who at one time wanted to be a rapper. I can’t think of the other, it’s a thin dark skinned chick but I can’t ever seem to get her name.

    Pinky is overrated to me. :shrugs:

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ OTB #258. Damn you checkin folks public records and sh.it :rofl: we are tooooo much alike sister friend!!! LOL

  • spongebobfan

    :offtopic: Damn emimen sold 750,000 copies of his album, drake must feel like shat.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS MOMMY
    “I have been into females since I was all of 1 day old lol and that’s just no bull****…”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :yes:

    as all women are to some degree. I only request to share in that appreciation with my lady friends.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whhooooo? :coffee:

    Chile please. You know you make the big guap when they publish your chit on the company intranet.

    I aint on that bish.

  • SangriaSugar

    😆 @Mean…you do the rainbow community a great service because your comments keep me entertained.

    Gotta go to some meetings…hopefully it won’t be all day. Later Fam!!

  • FloridaChick813

    How many women are scopin out a niggas nails? I just looked at mine and it looked like I climbed Mt. Everest with no rope.

    :rofl:

  • pointhimout

    anybody ever been to trapeze

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    4theluvof_mii says:

    First of all most men don’t care, as long as they can bust a “NUT” it doesn’t matter to them is it’s a woman, man, or tranny.

    *******************************

    :shocked: I didn’t know that! I know that they will hump any female that stands upright on two legs.

  • FloridaChick813

    Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy His_Mommy. So I take it you like the women and men?? Do you prefer one over the other????

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL
    “5. How many women are scopin out a niggas nails? I just looked at mine and it looked like I climbed Mt. Everest with no rope.
    ***************************
    Uhhh well I hope you are chatting on the blog with us from an iPad that you are using from the construction site or the mechanical garage you work at. Cuz if you sit behined a desk with nails like that ”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Wow, this is chit I need to know. And yeah, I sit at a desk. My nails aren’t dirty but they “RAGGED-DAY.” I can’t recall the last time I sat down and “clipped” them. I just figured they would break off naturally doin somethin or another.

    **I don’t think I have ever paid attention to my toe nails and now I’m scared to look**

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    spongebobfan says:

    girls are cute and all but i have NO desire to eat the box, thus i cant successfully be gay

    *******************************

    I’m a lesbun and I NO desire to eat the box. :hurl: I guess I can’t be successfully gay either. :coffee:

  • renegadesince1985

    @point

    My hubby was looking for bartender work a couple years ago and he was telling me he had an interview at this club Trapeze (he’s not from the A) I said :nono: I don’t think you wanna work there babe…

    My hubby also thought Bulldogs was a sports bar when he first moved here… :rofl:

  • Destinee

    :yes: :shocked:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE
    “I didn’t know that! I know that they will hump any female that stands upright on two legs.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    She doesn’t have to be upright or have two legs. Just FEMALE.
    :coffee:

  • spongebobfan

    WOW you took it back with heather hunter@ man…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @OTB
    Play it cool with him Man Money and POWER = I can do what I want in a man’s world I dated my CEO and he was demanding of my time I just utilized the fringed benefits

  • OutsidetheBox

    Huh @ Sandra!!!!

    :blink:

  • crystal

    I had watched GHETTO GAGGERS, i be lmaof until one day the white guy hit the black girl in the head with a watermelon. That chic was from Brooklyn and ain’t been right ever since :(

    I ain’t fvcking with yall here in this room, yall gonna get a bitch fired having me laughing out loud. Catch yall later, goona start clinic.

    i will read these comments later.

    peace!

  • lakercrazy

    :popcorn: dam i missd alot dam me and trying to work today what we taking about????? @otb sounds like ur the reason for our convo

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Man
    Please look at your toes Men feet can be real beastly and that can kill a mood if them things looking like they hungry and wanna eat :rofl:

  • spongebobfan

    spongebobfan says:

    girls are cute and all but i have NO desire to eat the box, thus i cant successfully be gay

    *******************************

    I’m a lesbun and I NO desire to eat the box. :hurl: I guess I can’t be successfully gay either. :coffee:
    _________________________________________-
    :blink: i swore you was a butch! :shrugs:

  • renegadesince1985

    I’m a lesbun and I NO desire to eat the box
    _________________________________________________

    :think: Hmmm…..

  • FloridaChick813

    **I don’t think I have ever paid attention to my toe nails and now I’m scared to look**

    :rofl:

  • lakercrazy

    @sandra what??? :shocked:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @SPONGE BOB
    “WOW you took it back with heather hunter@ man…”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Physically, that’s the type of woman I’m attracted to. Been a fan ever since. AND she would fug other women. :yes:

    Doesn’t get any better than that.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’m walking light on this one @Choco. The YTs here have tried me many, many times but I dont pee where I eat so… I would giggle and keep it moving.

    This one though…besides being Black, he seems to be coming at it from a different angle. I can tell he is a “lame”. I dont mean that negatively either.

  • FloridaChick813

    :blink: @ Sandra, you no :lick:??? You just receive???? BISH IS PIMPIN!!!!!! :yes:

  • lakercrazy

    @man please check ur nails ur not suppose to wait till they break off :blink:

  • His_Mommy623

    lmao@ SR…I’m so confused by that comment lol

    @flo, I said hey mama! (like 66 comments ago lmao)
    and to answer ur pregunta, I love them both just the same although there are times when I prefer a female over my bew<3 but thats because I have been with him ten years and sometimes I dont wanna look at him lol

  • OutsidetheBox

    :no: @Laker We all over the place today though.

    But as usual, women and their boxes are at the forefront… :yes:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS MOMMY
    “I said hey mama! (like 66 comments ago lmao)
    and to answer ur pregunta, I love them both just the same although there are times when I prefer a female over my bew<3 but thats because I have been with him ten years and sometimes I dont wanna look at him lol"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Do you "share" with him? Does he know about your attraction? :popcorn:

  • LaTechGrad02

    Huh Sandra? Then what do you….nevermind. Not asking.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @OTB
    Do you girl you never know when GOD is sending a blessing your way!

    And I feel on work and pleasure my CEO worked in VA and I was in MD I didn’t see him everyday so it worked while it did

  • lakercrazy

    @sandra u pimpin fo real no :lick: the box but loves to receive
    sooooo thats why ur gay radar is so strong hey u like it i loove it go head ms.sandra

  • His_Mommy623

    @Man

    he sure does. I told him that sh*t early. I’ve only had 3 in the 10 years I have been with him..

  • FloridaChick813

    @ OTB, I dont poo where I eat either, so continue to step lighty.. Then again, if opportunity knocks, answer :thumbsup:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS MOMMY
    “he sure does. I told him that sh*t early. I’ve only had 3 in the 10 years I have been with him..”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    So, did you share with him? Is he allowed to have a side piece or something?

    You know you goin want the feel of a soft lady from time to time so he gotta get some kind of trade off. :popcorn:

  • FloridaChick813

    @ His_Mommy, sorry girl. I was trying to work and do SR and probably missed it. I have a few questions though… sorry if I get too personal, but im a nosey bish.. Do you and your boo have 3somes? Does he care if you mess with females and not include him???

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Choco that is another plus; he lives in Miami. I’m a good 5hrs away. :yes:

    #longdistanceisbestwhenyouaintchit

  • Al-Ameera

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Wow, this is chit I need to know. And yeah, I sit at a desk. My nails aren’t dirty but they “RAGGED-DAY.” I can’t recall the last time I sat down and “clipped” them. I just figured they would break off naturally doin somethin or another.

    **I don’t think I have ever paid attention to my toe nails and now I’m scared to look**
    *****************************
    Well scooter pooh, I’mma need you to go visit the nearest Ming Lee in your area and get a mani/pedi….

    @ Man, have you not listened to me and all my ashy-footed-african horror stories? We (women) don’t like that mess.

    Women (well I’ll just speak for me) :heart: nothing more than a well groomed man.

    -Teeth don’t have to be perfectly straight but MUST be clean and breathe
    MUST be fresh

    -Hands, Nails need to clipped ( I would NEVER let a man touch me that bites his nails, it’s unsanitary, see I’m crazy) and clean. A nice watch is the icing on the cake

    -Nothing like a hair cut that looks airbrushed, love a fresh line up

    -Ironed clothes and clean shoes. I don’t care how much they cost but men don’t walk around with wrinkled clothes or scuffed shoes.

    You can tell a lot about a person by how they groom themselves.
    On initial scan if these things ain’t right, usually, we don’t get past hello.

  • MissHarlem

    Please pretty please please do your SR Fam a favor and tend to those nails and toes. LAWWWDDDD HAAAAVVVE MERCCCYYYYY I am scared for your shoes if you dont know.
    *saying this from a place of love*

  • FloridaChick813

    But as usual, women and their boxes are at the forefront…

    As much as we try to avoid that subject, somehow, someway, it always comes up :ashamed:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    We need to buy shares in orville redenbacher much :popcorn: we eat in this bish!

  • His_Mommy623

    :preach: @ AL

    and lmao @ ashy footed african horror stories

  • meanNsurly

    @Rene: Bulldogs is horrible. I NEVER go there. The club is as big as your fingernail and I swear it be about 1000 ppl in there. Plus its for older gay men which aggravate me. To me there must be a cut off age for you going to the club. Dont be in your late 30’s or 40’s going to the teen club tryna get the hottest young lad you see. Ugh I hate that.

    @4theluvof_mii: I agree with you. I get hit on by straight acting men all the time. I don’t do straight clubs though but my friends that do always come out the club with at least 3-4 numbers from guys that they met in there. They aren’t feminine dudes either…….

  • renegadesince1985

    :offtopic:

    CBreezy and Usher are confirmed for Reggae Sumfest 2010!!! :woot: Lemme call my Dad to see if he’ll sponsor me a plane ticket…hehe

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    lakercrazy says:

    @sandra u pimpin fo real no the box but loves to receive
    sooooo thats why ur gay radar is so strong hey u like it i loove it go head ms.sandra

    *******************************

    It’s just unsanitary to me, especially with all these diseases going around. If I can’t chew it or swallow it, I don’t want it in my mouth.

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    What’s going on in here…(scanning comments)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @OTB
    Miami oooh see that’s when the nice South Beach weekend getaway is most effective

  • Tink Tink

    Men feet can be real beastly and that can kill a mood if them things looking like they hungry and wanna eat
    _________________________________________________________________________
    I know my feet is not one of the best looking so I keeps socks on them bad boys (unlike my fingernails, i tend to forget to clip)

  • FloridaChick813

    :preach: @ Al

    My eyes go from the face, scans over the clothes and shoes, to the smile.

  • His_Mommy623

    @flo

    I never had a 3some (with a male and female anyways), he didnt mind that I did it without him when we were younger but as we grew up and the offspring grew up, his feelings kinda shifted so my last time I was on the low with it lol

    @Man

    if he ever had a side piece, I dont know and he better keep it that way lol

  • FloridaChick813

    😆 @ OTB – I always add m&m’s to my popcorn :popcorn:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “It’s just unsanitary to me, especially with all these diseases going around. If I can’t chew it or swallow it, I don’t want it in my mouth.”

    #selfish

    :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL-AMEERA AND MS. HARLEM

    “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE” UP! Let me clarify some things first. Admittedly, I don’t care two rat turds about my nails bein “even” and chit like that. They aren’t dirty cause I bathe everyday (sometimes twice, depends) and I work in an office.

    Now, that being said, I don’t even feel comfortable if I don’t have a fresh smooth shave and a fresh line. The woman that raised me is a licensed beautician and she taught me how to line my own hair up so that is clean 24/7. I shine my shoes everyday before work. Doesn’t take too much time. And even my tee shirts have a ironed crease in them. :yes:

    Don’t get it twisted.

  • spongebobfan

    so sandra we all confused up in here, im guessing you and your boo dildo it up?…. :waiting:

  • FloridaChick813

    Lemme call my Dad to see if he’ll sponsor me a plane ticket…hehe

    😆 Dads are the best!!! Somehow I convinced my padre to buy me a new washer and dryer set for when I move in August. And im going all out and gettin a good one, LOL. :danban:

  • OutsidetheBox

    #clarification @339

    :dead: :dead: :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Mean
    3-4 straight guyz numbers and that’s exactly why I’m so suspect of a lot of men I check out how they carry themselves like for instance on the Monique show last night :blink: Rosco Dash was on there with Exhibit and Exhibit kept laughing at Rosco every word even leaning into touch him when he laughed so I was like oh hell no this ish right here man-but worse is when Rosco walked out he was walking like he had poo in his undies so me and my daughter are still watching and checking everything out I was like WTF is ROSCO walking like Exhibit just beat that azz backstage and don’t even get me started on Soulja Boy

  • His_Mommy623

    LMAO@ dildo it up!

    for some reason that lil phrase tickled me..

  • Al-Ameera

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “It’s just unsanitary to me, especially with all these diseases going around. If I can’t chew it or swallow it, I don’t want it in my mouth.”

    #selfish
    *****************************
    I thought it, you said it!

    That is such a man way of thinking Sandra!

  • STAN4FL

    @Sandra what is making her stay if you are #teamselfish? R u a suga momma?

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    **fallin in love with “His Mommy”**

    Now see, you could have you a side old lady or whatever with me. BUT, I have to have one of the following:

    1. I get to join in
    2. I get to have my side ol lady
    3. I get to watch

    I mean, you could pick, but I gotta get one of those three or I’m just bein a sucka.

  • FloridaChick813

    @ His
    Ooohhh wow!!!! So at first he was like “cool baby, do you!” But then he said “This sh.it has got to stop” 😡

    😆 Dam.n men.

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Choco…never been to Tabu…I dont really like Bmore clubs…the quality of women is sooooo “different”!

    And did Sandy just say she a lesbun that doesn’t desire to “eat”…hell I could “eat” all day of allowed…yeah pack some luggage and come on over Sandy…you’d have a ball here!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @TinkTink
    Clean socks work real well :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @flo.

    I saw a set on Tv last night that I would do some strange thangs for…yes ma’am.

    S/N: its a little sad when washer and dryer sets excite you :/ I need a life! :lolol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Les
    Oh okay yeah quality in BMORE period is different and no offense to anyone

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ Man “dont get it twisted”

    My boo always makes sure his head is fresh (rocks a baldie, cause him hair line is fading away :( LOL) and his beard is on point :love:

  • Al-Ameera

    @ Man, Ok that’s great, then you are the majority of the way there. Like Ms Harlem said it comes from a place of love :rofl:

    Oh I meant to say facial hair too. that mess better be cleaned up. I’m a Muslim and all but all that nappy, wooley beard stuff. I don’t like it.

  • Tink Tink

    so sandra we all confused up in here, im guessing you and your boo dildo it up?….
    _________________________________________________________________________
    lol :waiting:

  • OutsidetheBox

    LMAO@ dildo it up!

    for some reason that lil phrase tickled me..

    *comes back from gutter*

    :ashamed:

  • FloridaChick813

    😆 @ Les hell I could “eat” all day of allowed…

    Pack your bags bish, you going to Vegas with me 😀 LOL

  • Al-Ameera

    OutsidetheBox says:

    @flo.

    I saw a set on Tv last night that I would do some strange thangs for…yes ma’am.

    S/N: its a little sad when washer and dryer sets excite you I need a life!
    ——————————-
    Ooooh was it the front loading types? I love those

  • MissHarlem

    Ohhhhhh WHEW *wipes forehead*
    The perception of a guy with raggedy nails and toes is that he is unkept. You sound fresh just get the nails together and you will be on point. That is how we (woman) think though. I am surprised that not one female has got on you about this though.

  • OutsidetheBox

    “R u a suga momma?”

    #this

    Let me find out Sandra pay to play!

    #Gcodeviolation!

  • FloridaChick813

    @ OTB, who you tellin??? I was on BestBuy, HHGregg websites like 😀 picking me out a set! Now my boo gonna get me a nice expensive set of pots and pans and a bish gonna be in there :danban:

  • Tink Tink

    It’s just unsanitary to me, especially with all these diseases going around. If I can’t chew it or swallow it, I don’t want it in my mouth.
    _________________________________________________________________________
    :cosign: with you there….even though it may smell like strawberries, that ish ain’t strawberries, so I will not be putting my mouf on it!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Man

    I wouldnt have cared if he watched, hell I suggested it once or twice but hes not a sexual deviant like me lol…I was the 2nd grl he’s been with and he’s not as horny as most men (strange, I know) so it kinda worked at first because he would try to get me to find a chick so i could stop tryna rape him but as he got older and more family oriented he tried to pretend I wasn’t bi lol and would act shocked when I mentioned something…but he couldv’e watched if he wanted

    @flo lmao yeah he tried 2 put his foot down..tried lol

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL-AMEERA
    “Ok that’s great, then you are the majority of the way there. Like Ms Harlem said it comes from a place of love

    Oh I meant to say facial hair too. that mess better be cleaned up. I’m a Muslim and all but all that nappy, wooley beard stuff. I don’t like it.”
    __________________________________________________________________________________

    Oh yeah, I feel ya. I ain’t mad, just wanted to make sure you understood where I was comin from. I might not have but $2 in the bank account and another 15¢ in cash, but you would THINK I’m a billionaire.

    The goatee STAY on point. Partially because that chit itches if you let it get to Rick Ross status. I don’t know that nigga ain’t clawed hisself to death yet. :shrugs:

  • FloridaChick813

    FREEEEEEEEEE 😀

    Where you been bish???? Working??? :/

  • Al-Ameera

    MissHarlem says:

    Ohhhhhh WHEW *wipes forehead*
    The perception of a guy with raggedy nails and toes is that he is unkept. You sound fresh just get the nails together and you will be on point. That is how we (woman) think though. I am surprised that not one female has got on you about this though.
    ————————-
    Exactly, I was almost in a panic when I read about them nails. I was thinking, Man needs an intervention

  • MissHarlem

    :dead: @ LES

  • OutsidetheBox

    :yes; @Al- you know it.

  • FloridaChick813

    Ooooh was it the front loading types? I love those

    Meeee toooo :love:

  • Tink Tink

    @OTB/FLA: Why to excited over appliances…My mother bought me a GE front washer/dryer when I moved, and my ‘buddy’ was so excited and could not wait to wash and dry her clothes in there :shrug:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @LES BIN LUV
    “And did Sandy just say she a lesbun that doesn’t desire to “eat”…hell I could “eat” all day of allowed…”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :claps:

    how beautiful!!!

  • FloridaChick813

    that ish ain’t strawberries, so I will not be putting my mouf on it!!!

    :blink: Really???? I find this interesting when men say this :think: Dont you want to completely please your woman?? You know your not doing so if your not :lick: right???

  • MissHarlem

    @ AL we gave in him one e style 😀
    Man he cant claw himself to death with all that fat he has padding

  • OutsidetheBox

    You must be single @Tink.

    I have 6 ppl in my house; 4 coochies alone. Imagine the laundry after just one day…

    #Mmhmm. That’s why I :cheer:

    I hate washing clothes. Abhor it. I used to pay $75 a week, but that is not feasible anymore. *sad*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @TinkTink
    You don’t eat the box??? How is your sex-life no shade but I like oral and if a man doesn’t do it that’s almost like I’m like were not compatible

  • MissHarlem

    @ TINK TINK how selfish smh

    #teamwillgetsomeoneelsetoeattheboxifyouaint

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Flo…Pahahahaahhaaha so ur man can hang me from one of them trees…LLS…I’m going tho!

    @Man…I know you’re grinning from ear to ear! So typical!

  • Al-Ameera

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Oh yeah, I feel ya. I ain’t mad, just wanted to make sure you understood where I was comin from. I might not have but $2 in the bank account and another 15¢ in cash, but you would THINK I’m a billionaire.

    The goatee STAY on point. Partially because that chit itches if you let it get to Rick Ross status. I don’t know that nigga ain’t clawed hisself to death yet.
    ————————
    See that’s what the he.ll I’m talking about, it’s that swag/confidence thing we love too!

    And that goatee, depending on what a man is doing to a women can be uncomfortable and abrasive and may cause the build up of unwanted yeast :rofl:

    OK I’m going to stop….just bored and clownin’ right now

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Pahahahahahahahahahahahaha @#teamwillgetsomeoneelsetolicktheboxifyoudont…that ish is soooo funny to me

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    FloridaChick813 says:

    FREEEEEEEEEE

    Where you been bish???? Working???
    ______________________________________________________

    We was partying chile (@ work). I was missing all the fun. Sandra don’t munch carpet, you and Les hitting up Vegas, Man’s man claws, OTB and Mr. Chubby reminding me of that part in the movie waiting to exhale 😆

  • His_Mommy623

    @Choco

    basically..I dnt understand how a man can possibly think his cawk is THAT good. Thats pure bullshyt..

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Sandy u can have the di*do…I can do without being rammed!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    Ladies… I co-sign:
    “hell I could “eat” all day if allowed…”-Lesbin Luv

    I had to learn, but after that, hell we ain’t even gotta do anything else after that. I got one friend, I just want to eat her. That’s my number one fantasy with her. :shrugs:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Free…LMBAO that’s a helluva recap!

  • Al-Ameera

    Tink Tink says:

    @OTB/FLA: Why to excited over appliances…My mother bought me a GE front washer/dryer when I moved, and my ‘buddy’ was so excited and could not wait to wash and dry her clothes in there
    *************************
    We :heart: appliances the same way you men love your new shiney trinkets

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @His
    Right and how effn boring does that get…
    @TinkTink do you have a lil tinktink 😀

  • FloridaChick813

    @ OTB, I was contemplating paying to have our clothes washed, but then I thought that was just lazy of me :rolleyes: I dont really mind washing them. Its the folding and putting away that irks me.

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Les

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey. I’m like double dutch, trying to jump in 😆

  • MissHarlem

    Man stocks just rose like a billion after that comment

  • FloridaChick813

    😆 @ Les – My boo will NOT hang your as.s. Hell he wouldnt even mind. He said as long as its me with a lady, its not considered cheating :shrug: LMAO

  • His_Mommy623

    @Free

    Heyyy now *waves*

  • Tink Tink

    @TinkTink
    You don’t eat the box??? How is your sex-life no shade but I like oral and if a man doesn’t do it that’s almost like I’m like were not compatible
    _________________________________________________________________________
    from 7th grade until i graduated high school, this one girl i thought i loved, made me eat her ‘box’ ALL the time (yes, i was **** whipped and would do anything for her)….once i got over her, i got over it!!!

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Man…you’re just starting to feel me…thannnnkkkk uuuu! Some people are only good for licking…they can get up and go afterwards!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Man,

    I appreciate a man who appreciates the box lmao

    ur friend needs 2 let u fulfill that there fantasy of urs..mm hmm

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey His Mommy

  • His_Mommy623

    @tink tink

    7th grade is when u stopped? and chicks been letting this happen? I wanna know how u got away with this..

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Ace
    Oh well honey the right woman (me) *snickers* can change that and I kid when I say me but some female will get you back to eating

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ 381 && 382

    though I love to be rammed (c)Les

  • spongebobfan

    im sorry les bin luv, but whats LLS? #tryna2keeepup

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Flo…hey nooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww…I’m most definitely going now!

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Man #383

    You still havent approached her(the friend you wanna eat)????

  • spongebobfan

    @tink tink, do you demand for your girl to go down on you? #justasking

  • His_Mommy623

    @les and flo

    u very well may wanna come together lol the gay scene out here is sooo ridiculous. everybody has fcked everybody..

    thats why I import my snatch, word lol

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    FloridaChick813 says:

    @ Sandra, you no :lick: ??? You just receive????

    **************************

    I’m not saying that I don’t :lick: . I’m just saying that IF I :lick: i do it under protest because I don’t like it. :hurl: Hey, I’m just being honest.

  • FloridaChick813

    from 7th grade until i graduated high school, this one girl i thought i loved, made me eat her ‘box’ ALL the time

    :rofl: that bish was a beast!!!!! “shut up and eat my box” :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS MOMMY
    “I appreciate a man who appreciates the box lmao

    ur friend needs 2 let u fulfill that there fantasy of urs..mm hmm”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah. That’s what I thought. I would just have her lay back on the bed..

    Anyway, she’s a real “girly girl.” I don’t think she could handle the dyck without screamin and whalin and chit. That chit gets on my nerves when they be hollerin like that.

    But I think she would enjoy a good tongue bathing tho, which I would happily provide. :lick:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Man
    I need a bath :rof: 😆

  • His_Mommy623

    lmao @ flo

    Thats what i thought, she must have been strong arming tink tink!

    :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    😆 @ Les – sounds good to me!!!

    SN: I think His_Mommy is trying to “import” us :rofl: I kid, I kid.

  • 4theluvof_mii

    @ Sandra Rose:::::::::::::::::

    Take words of advice from an insider…. I went to Lucky’s Lounge and a guy that was in line with his girl was giving me the eye and later in the night bought me a drink and gave me his number. Out of curiosity I called two days later just to see why he really gave me his number. We met in an undisclosed location had something to eat and a few drinks. I was willing to pay for my half of the check but he insist that the night was on him (kewl). Later we drove around the city undetected looking at houses (at the time I was in the market of buying a home) and even going for a walk in the park. As the night rolled on and I didn’t give in (which I never do, you have to place the burden on them to make the first move). He dropped me off to my car and proceeded with a number of text messages about how he really enjoyed the evening and that I was a cool dude. The next day he got the nerves to tell me his real intentions was to get to know me better and since I seem to keep my business to myself I was exactly what he was looking for. I explained to him that I thought he had a girl. His reply was, I do, but she is my cover, as Sandra would say “BEARD” so that my bois and family don’t get suspicious.

    I did turn him down because his money was not long enough to be going through the different channels you have to go through to stay undetected (LOL:::: just joking). Trust me

    But I did not deal with him because I already have somebody, I just wanted to see if the “STRAIGHT BOY’S” were still up to their old games. And the answer is “NO”——-THEY ARE WORST….

  • His_Mommy623

    lmao@choco

    I concur.

  • His_Mommy623

    oh flo lmao I have seen ur pic when I was a lurker, I would NOT protest lol

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ Sandra

    I swear I love you 😀

  • His_Mommy623

    FloridaChick813 says:

    @ Sandra, you no ??? You just receive????

    **************************

    I’m not saying that I don’t . I’m just saying that IF I i do it under protest because I don’t like it. Hey, I’m just being honest.

    Dead@under protest

  • Tink Tink

    @tink tink, do you demand for your girl to go down on you? #justasking
    _________________________________________________________________________
    I don’t demand it, but there are some of my friends dont mind going down.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FLORIDA CHICK

    naw, I ain’t brought it up with her. She will be thinkin we are “in a relationship.” That’s the only thing. But last time I saw her I was almost willing to concede anything she wanted to do it.

    She had on some shorts like Jada was wearing at the BET Awards. She NEVER wear chit like that.

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Who need e-harmony when you have sandrarose.com 😆

  • FloridaChick813

    I don’t think she could handle the dyck without screamin and whalin and chit. That chit gets on my nerves when they be hollerin like that.

    That sh.it remind me of Plies. He said something like “with you she makes no noise, I make her bite a pillow cause she gets on my nerves” – something to that effect.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    **********COUPON****************

    1 FREE TONGUE BATH
    THIS COUPON MUST BE PRESENTED
    NON-TRANSFERABLE
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    ********************************

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    I reserve the right to refuse service (for the man lookin women)

  • His_Mommy623

    lmao@Free

    Man,
    U just gotta tell her that u liked her shorts. Oh and that u wanna move em to the side lol with ur teeth…

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    FloridaChick813 says:

    I don’t think she could handle the dyck without screamin and whalin and chit. That chit gets on my nerves when they be hollerin like that.

    That sh.it remind me of Plies. He said something like “with you she makes no noise, I make her bite a pillow cause she gets on my nerves” – something to that effect.

    ___________________________________________________________________

    I always thought those type of chicks were pretenders…. I won’t EVER let a man know he’s getting the best of me in the bed. You gone cry for ya mama before I do 😆

  • Tink Tink

    that bish was a beast!!!!! “shut up and eat my box”
    _________________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: her dam.n sister (f*ckn ho) put her up to the idea, a way she could keep her virginity.

  • FloridaChick813

    :hug: Thank you @ His_Mommy

  • His_Mommy623

    @Free

    I have that mentality as well…
    but I cannot front lol I have let the “D” take me out of my element on a few occassions *hangs head in shame*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Awwwww **** I cant breathe @that girl box raping tink tink for years!

    :rofl: :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @4the
    Could you please explain what he looked like Metrosexual or what and could you explain if you see that DL parasite in Soulja Boy

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    **********COUPON****************

    1 FREE TONGUE BATH
    THIS COUPON MUST BE PRESENTED
    NON-TRANSFERABLE
    NOT FOR RESALE
    ********************************

    LADIES ONLY
    I reserve the right to refuse service (for the man lookin women)

    ________________________________________________________

    :rofl: May I see your resume? Years of experience, the way you position your head, the mechanics, etc. #thankyou

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FREE TO SPEAK
    “I always thought those type of chicks were pretenders…. I won’t EVER let a man know he’s getting the best of me in the bed. You gone cry for ya mama before I do ”
    _________________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, that chit gets on my nerves because it’s all “extra” and chit. Yo’ puzzy aint that new nigga and we both know that.

    Just talk a lil chit back to me, that’s enough.

  • Tink Tink

    I don’t think she could handle the dyck without screamin and whalin and chit. That chit gets on my nerves when they be hollerin like that.

    That sh.it remind me of Plies. He said something like “with you she makes no noise, I make her bite a pillow cause she gets on my nerves” – something to that effect.
    _________________________________________________________________________
    My roommate used to ask his girl to scream and **** so that other people can hear that shi.t….I hate that, if she a screamer I make sure she got a pillow to scream in

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Man, not all women are looking for relationships. Some women just wanna be f*cked or licked, depending on the situation :shrug: But I can see where your coming from. No need to add confusion to the friendship.

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Free

    I have that mentality as well…
    but I cannot front lol I have let the “D” take me out of my element on a few occassions *hangs head in shame*
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Even the times when I thought I had to give up, took it like a :champ:

  • FloridaChick813

    ***Prints coupon from man****

    😉

  • lakercrazy

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    **********COUPON****************

    1 FREE TONGUE BATH
    THIS COUPON MUST BE PRESENTED
    NON-TRANSFERABLE
    NOT FOR RESALE
    ********************************

    LADIES ONLY
    I reserve the right to refuse service (for the man lookin women)
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @FREE TO SPEAK
    “I always thought those type of chicks were pretenders…. I won’t EVER let a man know he’s getting the best of me in the bed. You gone cry for ya mama before I do ”
    _________________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, that chit gets on my nerves because it’s all “extra” and chit. Yo’ puzzy aint that new nigga and we both know that.

    Just talk a lil chit back to me, that’s enough
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Like this your *****, take this ***** type ish?

  • His_Mommy623

    @flo

    print me one ma! I’m out of ink til the delivery boy shows up lmao

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    WHAT IN THEEEEE HAIL!

  • Maya_Marie

    :rofl: @ all these comments!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I don’t even feel like shedding light on oversized **** syndrome I’m still perplexed by my own damn dilemma

  • FloridaChick813

    Ima noise maker && talker(love to talk).. I dont wail and scream like Plies and Man are talkin about though :nono: But when my boo wants to hit it from the back, I tend to get louder cause his peen is BIG

  • His_Mommy623

    @Maya

    Purdii default!!

    where the brown dress go tho? I loved it lol

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Man

    You will let me dog the face out right????

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FLORIDA CHICK
    “not all women are looking for relationships. Some women just wanna be f*cked or licked, depending on the situation But I can see where your coming from. No need to add confusion to the friendship.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Oh yeah, i know. I’ve been “buddies” a few times like that. (too few of times…) But she ISN’T one of those women at all. She is definitely a “relationship is the only way i’ll do anything sexually with anyone” kind of girl.

    …sadly.

  • lakercrazy

    @man *******printing coupon****:cosign: w/@flo
    may i see the resume and the years of expirience???

  • STAN4FL

    :dead:@Free some men treat it like a teething ring.

  • FloridaChick813

    ***prints second coupon for His_Mommy***

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    FloridaChick813 says:

    Ima noise maker && talker(love to talk).. I dont wail and scream like Plies and Man are talkin about though But when my boo wants to hit it from the back, I tend to get louder cause his peen is BIG

    ___________________________________________________________________

    Arch that back like an alley cat and make sure that face/stomach is flat. #takedatish

  • His_Mommy623

    @flo

    yeah, I dnt wail lol that seems so extra to me but if I’m quiet HE has a damn problem. Something would def be wrong lol

  • His_Mommy623

    Thank u @ flo

    lmao Man gonna be busy! laker printing too :rofl:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    STAN4FL says:

    @Free some men treat it like a teething ring
    ____________________________________________

    Nibbling on it?

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FREE TO SPEAK
    “Yeah, that chit gets on my nerves because it’s all “extra” and chit. Yo’ puzzy aint that new nigga and we both know that.

    Just talk a lil chit back to me, that’s enough
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Like this your *****, take this ***** type ish?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    When a woman says:

    “This your puzzy.” or anything remotely similar, I go from hard to stainless steel.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    what in the world LOL :rofl: at the comments today!! ya’ll on it huh!

    HEY SR FAM

  • OutsidetheBox

    BBL y’all.

    *sign over keyboard*

    OUT TO LUNCH

  • lakercrazy

    FloridaChick813 says:

    Ima noise maker && talker(love to talk).. I dont wail and scream like Plies and Man are talkin about though But when my boo wants to hit it from the back, I tend to get louder cause his peen is BIG
    ___________________________________________________________________
    :preach:
    me too its all good until he hits it from the back ummmmmmmmm i just bite the dam pillow and let him go at it #dontjudgeme :ashamed:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    *debates on whether or not to comment*

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Man

    Oh and I need to be first appointment…I can’t be going after everyone else 😆

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Man, nothing wrong with her being that way. But GUARANTEE she still has or has had “buddies”. Im that type of chick. Dude im with now waited MONTHS before he hit it :shrug: But guess what??? While he was waiting, somebody else was hittin it 😆 But thats my homie(my buddy) for life!!! He still tries to hit it, but he’s in a relationship and so am I, and I dont cheat, So I pass.

  • His_Mommy623

    Lmao @ Free…I feel u

  • Maya_Marie

    @ His_Mommy thanks! I thought I change it up. lol.

    Yall got me over here abiut to :hump: the next man that walks by my office. lol

  • lakercrazy

    When a woman says:

    “This your puzzy.” or anything remotely similar, I go from hard to stainless steel.
    _____________________________________________________________________
    that chit drives my man crazy now if i relly want it ruf i say that chit and its a wrap he beat it and it just ohhhhh dam i need a restroom break

  • FloridaChick813

    Arch that back like an alley cat and make sure that face/stomach is flat. #takedatish

    😆 AND YOU KNNNOOOOWWWWW THISSSSSSSSS!!!!!! :hump:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @FREE TO SPEAK
    “Yeah, that chit gets on my nerves because it’s all “extra” and chit. Yo’ puzzy aint that new nigga and we both know that.

    Just talk a lil chit back to me, that’s enough
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Like this your *****, take this ***** type ish?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    When a woman says:

    “This your puzzy.” or anything remotely similar, I go from hard to stainless steel.

    _____________________________________________

    Call me 777-9311

  • spongebobfan

    :popcorn: yall a mess……

  • His_Mommy623

    Lmao@Maya AND Free

  • FloridaChick813

    When a woman says:

    “This your puzzy.” or anything remotely similar, I go from hard to stainless steel.

    :yes:

  • Tink Tink

    I guess “Sandra After Dark” dont start after dark anymore…..*keeps looking around to make sure employees are not reading these posts*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I be like handle this puzzy and then I say make sure you take care of it and getting hit from the back mos times I’m trying to keep from swallowing my own tongue – friggin brains be rattled I get hit so hard

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @brown go on and comment girl LOL

  • STAN4FL

    @Free no teeth like a hysterectomy is taking place.:wail:

  • FloridaChick813

    HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY Kimi (waves) 😀

    @ Brown, stop sitting on those fingers and comment dammit :thumbsup:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    FloridaChick813 says:

    Arch that back like an alley cat and make sure that face/stomach is flat. #takedatish

    AND YOU KNNNOOOOWWWWW THISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
    _______________________________________________

    :hump: :hump: :hump:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Man are you sayin you want a female version of Wesley Pipes “You better quit playin with this p______! This aint no teenage p_____! You better know the bottom out this p______! You better quit playin with me and fck me like you own it!
    Just askin

  • His_Mommy623

    sometimes I have to refrain from saying certain shyt if I want to continue with the session cus my bf will go all retarded and bust one…then I get violent lol

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    STAN4FL says:

    @Free no teeth like a hysterectomy is taking place.:wa
    _______________________________________

    Wait a min, there should be NO teeth involved?????? :blink: #losehim

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    They going awf on sandra on twitter, lol she said she suing

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ maya :hump: the next man that walks by && Laker needing a restroom break

    :dead:

  • Maya_Marie

    @ Man, can I print out a coupon too? Do I need to pay for your travel expenses or do I need to come to you? :pc: looking up flights into LAX on Delta.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    heeeeey @flo!!!

    i know i like to talk to my man and i wanna hear him tell me how good my shhhh is

  • Tink Tink

    Yall just had me text by buddy for a 10 o’clock appt tonite….

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    His_Mommy623 says:

    sometimes I have to refrain from saying certain shyt if I want to continue with the session cus my bf will go all retarded and bust one…then I get violent lol
    ___________________________________________________

    And that’s when you go for the cob…change it up to avoid that quickie

  • His_Mommy623

    @stan

    oh I had a horrible experience with teeth…just horrible. I mean a full on bite! I beat that fool all about the head and he tells me, “I think I caught lock jaw” lmao

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @LAKER CRAZY
    “When a woman says:

    “This your puzzy.” or anything remotely similar, I go from hard to stainless steel.
    _____________________________________________________________________
    that chit drives my man crazy now if i relly want it ruf i say that chit and its a wrap he beat it and it just ohhhhh dam i need a restroom break”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Sayin something like that is like hittin a light switch. I could be at a funeral, and if my girl says something like that, I’m walkin around with a billy club the rest of the day.

    It works everytime.

  • FloridaChick813

    :cosign: with Free. I enjoy a little teeth. 😀

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    LOl@His
    Yes girl next thing you know it’s ova and you mid-sentence talkin that ish as soon as I start talking I can get about 5 more strokes and he’s out works great for those times you want him to hurry up and get it over with

  • spongebobfan

    TheRealAshland says:

    They going awf on sandra on twitter, lol she said she suing
    ___________________________________________________
    WOW whats going on??! :blink: what she do now besides not eating the box, willingly.

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Laker

    Better wash tose fingers before you start back typing on the keyboard 😆 J/K

  • Tink Tink

    sometimes I have to refrain from saying certain shyt if I want to continue with the session cus my bf will go all retarded and bust one…then I get violent lol
    _________________________________________________________________________
    That’s me…when she start saying the right ****, I gotta concentrate hard on a particular place on her back or the wall, or it is ova for me.

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I get locked jaw :ashamed:

  • His_Mommy623

    lmao @ Choco theres been a few times when I have said anything I could think of to get that ninja off me and those are the times it dont work lmaoo he wanna stick around up in it longer than I hoped for at that moment..

  • FloridaChick813

    Man are you sayin you want a female version of Wesley Pipes “You better quit playin with this p______! This aint no teenage p_____! You better know the bottom out this p______! You better quit playin with me and fck me like you own it!
    Just askin

    :rofl:

    Thats meeee!!!!!!! “you better get this *****” 😀

  • lakercrazy

    now what gets me going is him tellling me how my puss* is so dam good that i can cosign with @kim

  • Maya_Marie

    :dead: @ Stainless steal!

  • meanNsurly

    @Man: you eat? Oh wow…….that is surprising to me because I thought you wouldn’t do oral but would definately let a woman orally please you!!!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    ****************************************************************
    15 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
    GUARANTEED SATISFACTION
    MASTER OF SEVERAL TECHNIQUES
    DISCREET SERVICE
    WILL TRAVEL
    ******************************************************************

    Please refer your friends!

  • 4theluvof_mii

    @ Choco::::::::::

    He was your typical dressed guy, True Jeans, Fly Button-Down, some Ferragamo Sneaks… And damn was he FINE….

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @laker girl…that shhhh gets me going!

    and :dead: @man for the stainless steel!!!

  • STAN4FL

    @His I had to let him go but not before telling him the pain he inflicted. Can’t believe somebody didn’t tell him before me.

  • His_Mommy623

    lakercrazy says:

    now what gets me going is him tellling me how my puss* is so dam good that i can cosign with @kim
    **********************************************************

    yup yup :thumbsup:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Sponge…laughing like sh*t

    @Flo…and I have no problem doing the ramming…just not a big fan of taking the ramming! :ashamed:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Man

    Can I get a sample before I redeem the coupon?

  • FloridaChick813

    what she do now besides not eating the box, willingly.

    :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @ Man

  • Maya_Marie

    @lakercrazy that gets me too! Or when I hear that wet sound while we are :hump: please don’t judge me :ashamed:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    i know this might come off as TMI but ummmm i dont even mind getting choked #dontjudgeme

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @FREE TO SPEAK
    “Can I get a sample before I redeem the coupon?”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I give out 30 sec to 1 minute timed samples.
    :coffee:

  • lakercrazy

    FreeToSpeakUp says:

    @ Laker

    Better wash tose fingers before you start back typing on the keyboard J/K

    June 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    ____________________________________________________________________
    did wash but no need for the fingers went to condomsence and got me a little carry on boo that i can keep in my purse #dontjudge it does wonders :ashamed:

  • STAN4FL

    :dead:@Man you are too much

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    I can’t stop reading this mess…. :popcorn:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @4the
    Do you think Soulja Boy is DL

    @His
    Right and rite girl sometimes that keeps the motor running :rofl: I be so damn worn out but what I do love is the face he makes girl that mofo act like he is in cloud 9 sometimes I smerk to myself (patting myself on the back)

  • His_Mommy623

    @Maya…i agree about the “wet sound” mm hmm

    @Man 30 secs to 1 min…such a tease lol

  • lakercrazy

    no what he just loooooooooooves is watching me play with myself baby that chit right there gets him hot and ready to :lick:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Maya_Marie says:

    @lakercrazy that gets me too! Or when I hear that wet sound while we are please don’t judge me
    _________________________________________

    :cosign:

  • prettyinpink1218

    wow,this turned into Sandrarose after dark…

  • His_Mommy623

    @Choco

    lol I pat myself on the back er’time…damnit, I put in WORK. Fool dnt know how lucky he is lol

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    lakercrazy says:

    FreeToSpeakUp says:

    @ Laker

    Better wash tose fingers before you start back typing on the keyboard J/K

    June 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    ____________________________________________________________________
    did wash but no need for the fingers went to condomsence and got me a little carry on boo that i can keep in my purse #dontjudge it does wonders
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Just don’t get caught in the stall making all that noise (with the carry on)…

  • FloridaChick813

    @ laker, kimi and His. I love to be told how good it is and feels. I love to be told “daddy aint goin no where”… also love the wet sound @ Mya

    :yes:

    @ Kimi, I like to be choked. and I enjoy choking!!! And LOVE LOVE LOVE the pic!!!!! Is that you??????

  • His_Mommy623

    damnit Laker get off my keyboard!

    I was just about to type that…almost the same damn thing lol

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @FREE TO SPEAK
    “Can I get a sample before I redeem the coupon?”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I give out 30 sec to 1 minute timed samples.

    ________________________________________________

    If you’re good enough 30 sec to 1 min is enough

  • spongebobfan

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    ****************************************************************
    15 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
    GUARANTEED SATISFACTION
    MASTER OF SEVERAL TECHNIQUES
    DISCREET SERVICE
    WILL TRAVEL
    ******************************************************************

    Please refer your friends!

    MAN, you forgot…. FAT GIRLS NEED NOT APPLY
    :rofl:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @flo giiiirl he got out of hand the other night had to tap him like slow down my brother i cant breath LOL…yep thats me again :) they played with the lighting so i look a lil darker

  • His_Mommy623

    @flo

    I die for when he talks to me while he’s :lick: something about watching him :lick: and stop to mumble some kinky **** 2 me is THEE BEST *fans self*

  • Maya_Marie

    @ Kimip84 no judegment here. Sometimes when I’m in a certain mood I like it when he pulls my hair and call me a bi@#h while hitting it from the back forcefully!!!!!! Damn I miss my last buddy…why did you have to go make things complicated :shrug:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @#439…I looovvveeeee to talk…I make up new names for us and everything in the bed! Flo is my girlllllllll LLS

    And not like that MAN!

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Flo…His_ tryna “import” us huh…I knew she had something up her sleeve……

  • FloridaChick813

    😆 @ Kimi. He can go on and pull my hair too. Bite my nipples. Im good with all that 😀

    Question: What is your size??? I thought I saw you say something the other day about losing a few pounds. Dont look like you need to lose few pounds to me :shrug: Gorgeous pic hun!!!!

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @maya we on the same level!! i like that ish too! i told my hubby that one of my fantasies is for him to (#dontjudgeme) “rape me” i feel so dirty saying that LOL

  • His_Mommy623

    lmao @ les
    NOOOOOO thats flo tryna get kinky while shes in sincity. She is NOT slick :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    LOL@Maya and His

    Heard about the choking thing haven’t tried it yet

  • His_Mommy623

    kimi STOP PLAYING

    I told my dude this and he literally thought I was high…I sooo wanna do that…

    I gave him the scenario and er’thang..its been 10 yrs and hasnt happend yet lmao

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    OMG a Rape me I stay saying that ish and then have the nerve to get irritated if I dont’ feel like I’m being raped :rofl: I like to be dominated in the bedroom at times

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @flo i hide my weight well LOL…nah i am a size 12/13 but im also 5’7 1/2 almost 5’8…i want to get to a 7/8 but everyone tells me how small i look and blah blah but i feel big you know. its just a personal thing…10 more lbs and i should be good.

  • His_Mommy623

    I stay saying that ish and then have the nerve to get irritated if I dont’ feel like I’m being raped
    ***************************************************

    lmao right! like, why are u not throwing me around! WTF!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    N then when he’s :lick: I be looking at him like a dude would when a girl is giving him head-in my own head I be like you are a SUPERFREAK

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @His…yeah right…u just importing 2 snatches instead of 1…LOL…Flo aint the only bad guy here!

  • Maya_Marie

    @kimip84. I also have a “rape” fantasy so don’t feel bad. I just haven’t had the guts to tell anyone. I’m gald I was able to share it with you all. lol.

    While I’m in a sharing mood, I also love giving head and seeing how much I can get in my mouth. (#dontjudgememyfreakiness)

  • meanNsurly

    Man has just confessed he is a certified eater, Les doesn’t like to be rammed, and Kimi and Maya are some FREAKS…..WHAT THE FUGG IS GOIN ON UP IN HERE!!!

    Question to the women: Would you think your man is suspect if he asked for you to play wit his booty hole every now and again? Has anyone ever let anyone lick the booty?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @His
    Girl you know I be wondering the WTH is wrong with me- I be like no RAPE me make me feel scared :rofl: holds head n shame i don’t think I would try that with new lover I already feel like I’m being raped smh on wanting him right now

  • His_Mommy623

    @les
    see how flo disappeared? lmao she dnt wanna own up to it!!

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Kimi…If you wanna lose, lose…people used to tell me I didnt look like I weighed 200 pounds, BUT I DID! I was a 12/14. Needless to say I’ve been weighing 146 and a size 6/8 for almost 2 years and have never felt better!

  • FloridaChick813

    I like it when he pulls my hair and call me a bi@#h while hitting it from the back forcefully!!!!!!

    :cosign:

    and :dead: @ Damn I miss my last buddy…why did you have to go make things complicated

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I’ve had my salad tossed it depends on the man and if I knew he was freaky-the ones I’ve been with aren’t down with that so no worries but tossn my salad doesn’t do it for me like :lick:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @His…I know…she prolly went to “relieve” helself…Sandra afterdark must’ve gotten to her!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Mean,

    I dnt like the booty :lick: thing lol it made me wanna go get in the shower..I cant explain it but it was weird to me lol. That was years ago tho…haven’t let it happen since. Should I? lol

  • FloridaChick813

    lmao @ les
    NOOOOOO thats flo tryna get kinky while shes in sincity. She is NOT slick

    Who Me??? :shrug: LOL

    But your the one who cheered us on for coming then said “I import my snatch” 😆

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @MAYA MARIE
    “I also have a “rape” fantasy so don’t feel bad. I just haven’t had the guts to tell anyone. I’m gald I was able to share it with you all. lol.

    While I’m in a sharing mood, I also love giving head and seeing how much I can get in my mouth. (#dontjudgememyfreakiness)”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :claps:

    You got me standing up at my desk screamin: “THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT!”

    You bout to make me book a flight!

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @maya like i said we are >>>>>>>>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<<<<<<< LOL

    @mean LOL i used to be innocent ;)…Ummmm if my man asked me to play with his booty hole i would politely take my wedding ring off put it on the night stand and proceed to go to my mama house LOL. my man dont play that anyways LOL. he got a big ol round booty and when i play around and smack it he tenses up and looks like he wants to fight. but i have had my booty licked…nothing wrong with that

  • Tink Tink

    Once I bit my friend, by mistake, on her shoulder during sex, now she loves it :shrug:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @ flo

    dont come back with “facts” n shyt lmao

    ok, I did say that..

  • Maya_Marie

    @Mean, i’ve only been asked that once by an older gentleman that lived in Atlanta, go figure. We were having an intense phone sex session and he said something to the effect like he wanted me to stick my figure in his booty the next time I see him. I quickly interrupted the session by telling him my battery was about to die. lol. Needless to say I never saw him again. I never licked or entertained any booty hole. :rofl:

  • lakercrazy

    Question to the women: Would you think your man is suspect if he asked for you to play wit his booty hole every now and again? Has anyone ever let anyone lick the booty?
    __________________________________________________________________________
    to me that means ur gay u want me to play with it is a hell to the fuking :nono:
    and no on the lick the booty

  • FloridaChick813

    @ kimi, If you wanna lose it, e’f what everybody else says. DO IT!!! Im very petite. 5’5, 125lbs. Always have been. After I had my son, I got up to about 160, and everybody told me how “good” I looked, but I felt horrible, so I shoook that sh.it off. I feel fine now, but I do need to tighten up these abs. All the :blunt: and snacks afterwards has me rocking the “muffin top” :ashamed: LOL

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @les i used to weigh 185 but now i weigh 165 i want to be 155 and that will be good for me. in pants because of my hips and thighs i wear a 12/13 b/c thats the only thing thats comfortable to me. i hate wearing super tight jeans…i damn sure aint trying to get no yeast infections LOL. but i am doing it for me

  • His_Mommy623

    @Maya

    I dnt blame u lol I’m terrified of a mans booty. I just can’t… :nono:

  • spongebobfan

    on topic, i wonder what happened to make sandra, but a bigger black box, on the man whos hugging the man in drag …. :waiting:

  • Tink Tink

    Don’t thnk i could put my mouf on someone’s doodoo shaft, but this I guy that went to college bragged about his girl licking his ass, he said that shi.t feels “hella good”…..I never talked to him since

  • His_Mommy623

    @spongebob
    Cus Dream told her too lol

    and i dnt if it has been said already cus i didnt read the earlier comments but as soon as i saw it i swore that was dream lol

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Mean,

    I WILL NOT PLAY OR LICK NO MANS BOOTY!!!!!!!!!! :nono: Honestly, I dont really care to have mine licked either. The whole thing just makes me feel icky!

  • spongebobfan

    :hurl: @ anal sex as a whole. i tried it once, and didnt feel right all week. so unnatural.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @MEAN
    I have tossed some salad on a FEW occassions. My girl LOVED it so I enjoyed it because she enjoyed it.

    I had one older woman who wanted to fugg with my azz. Talkin bout a “prostate blah blah blah.” I almost knocked her out. I just stopped talkin to her. I was mad because she looked JUST like Vanessa Williams (the light one) but had short hair.

    And I had one other chick who started talkin bout her fantasy was to fugg a dude with a strap on when we was about to fugg. Um… :no: That’s what I get for lovin the lesbuns tho. :shrug:

  • His_Mommy623

    lmao @ flo

    I was all :blunt: last night and baked a chcolate cake….I was so sad that I let my inner fatty fat fat win =(

  • Tink Tink

    on topic, i wonder what happened to make sandra, but a bigger black box, on the man whos hugging the man in drag ….
    _________________________________________________________________________
    was wondering the same thing about 15 mins ago.

  • Tink Tink

    on topic, i wonder what happened to make sandra, but a bigger black box, on the man whos hugging the man in drag ….
    _________________________________________________________________________
    was wondering the same thing about 15 mins ago.

  • spongebobfan

    Nah, thats not dream, he darker, and dont dress like that #metrogay

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @flo i had mine licked once…it felt aight but when he came back up to kiss me i was like whoa…i know its my booty you licked but ummmm im good on the kissing

  • His_Mommy623

    umm, I meant chocolate*

  • Maya_Marie

    I’m terrified of a man’s booty but I have licked the area right under the balls before you get to the booty hole. And it was right after we got out of the shower! They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, BS a way to a man’s heart is licking that little area after you’ve deep throated the shaft for 5.5 minutes and licked the balls for 2 minutes. LOL. (#dontjudgemyfreakiness)

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Maya

    I dnt blame u lol I’m terrified of a mans booty. I just can’t
    ___________________________________________________________

    So am I…

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    @spongebob smh i too tried anal twice to be exact and ummmm i wasnt feeling it at all…i did everything everyone told me to do…i got drunk…i had the lube…anal eaze all that…as soon as he went in my military training kicked in and i low crawled away from him as if i was in the middle of a war scene! never again shhhh i caught a flash back :sick:

  • Tink Tink

    I’m terrified of a man’s booty but I have licked the area right under the balls before you get to the booty hole. And it was right after we got out of the shower! They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, BS a way to a man’s heart is licking that little area after you’ve deep throated the shaft for 5.5 minutes and licked the balls for 2 minutes. LOL. (#dontjudgemyfreakiness)
    _________________________________________________________________________
    If you can ‘burn’ in the kitchen….you are everyman’s dream….well at least every straight man’s dream

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    LOL AT MAN
    Love giving head but hate gagging so I don’t deepthroat no shade

  • His_Mommy623

    @ Man
    i have a friend whos boyfriend let her put a purple strap on in his cakes ( i always mention the color cus it tickles me to death) but she told me the fool didnt even flinch when she slid up in there. I told her, “I hope u know hes butt fugging on the reg” and this btch told me “no we just explore eachother like that and try new things”……..ok if u say so..

  • Tink Tink

    @Maya
    Then again, if you doing all that, we can always order out.

  • His_Mommy623

    lmao@tink tink

  • meanNsurly

    Yall are a damn mess today!! This post when in all kinds of directions except for the right one!

    Of course my salad has been tossed, chopped, and screwed! I enjoy it. I enjoy oral sex (fiving/receiving). Never got into the dildo thing tho. Not my speed. I prefer the real thing (no pun intended). If you haven’t had the booty hole licked you should try it at least one. Its a very weird feeling at first. But like I always say…..YOU GOTTA LICK IT BEFORE YOU STICK IT……if not…..ON TO THE NEXT ONE!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Anal is okay not really my preference

  • Maya_Marie

    @ Tink Tink
    I can cook my tail off. I love cooking it is my favorite hobby.

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    a man’s booty…NO THANKS…hers…totally different story #imjussayin

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Mean
    I have asked you countless times if you think Soulja Boy is DL I really need to know this I wanna make sure my instincts are right-please respond :waiting:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @ Man
    i have a friend whos boyfriend let her put a purple strap on in his cakes ( i always mention the color cus it tickles me to death) but she told me the fool didnt even flinch when she slid up in there. I told her, “I hope u know hes butt fugging on the reg” and this btch told me “no we just explore eachother like that and try new things”……..ok if u say so
    ______________________________________

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #shesindenial

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS MOMMY
    “i have a friend whos boyfriend let her put a purple strap on in his cakes ( i always mention the color cus it tickles me to death) but she told me the fool didnt even flinch when she slid up in there. I told her, “I hope u know hes butt fugging on the reg” and this btch told me “no we just explore eachother like that and try new things”……..ok if u say so..”
    ___________________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: Um, did you ask her whose idea was it for her to wear a strap on? I’m sure it was his. LOL.

    The girl I was with likes to have sex with women with a strap on but she doesn’t consider herself “bi” or “lesbian.” But she said she had never used a strapon with a man (dayum sho’ aint goin be me tho). Just crazy. Naturally she’s fine as chit.

  • His_Mommy623

    @choco

    I tried one time and I think I almost died that day…I made a mistake letting him try 2 get that mandingo cawk in there…Never again :nono:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Man…NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WWWAHHHHHHHAAAATTTTT…him downstairs! She must know this!

  • Tink Tink

    LOL AT MAN
    Love giving head but hate gagging so I don’t deepthroat no shade
    _________________________________________________________________________
    I asked a girl once after she was done, how she was able to do that w/out gagging, cause I cant even brush the back of my tongue w/out gagging….she stated its all in the mind, just tell urself dont gag and you wont….well I don’t gag anymore while brushing the back of my tongue :shrugs:

  • STAN4FL

    :nono:@getting booty licked because he won’t be able to finish eating the box. I was taught to wipe front to back.Off topic has any lived in san antonio?

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    The cheeks are for exports only!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @His
    See I have a similar story that friggin CEO I used to work for did that ish to his ownself with a huge black one girl we had partied hard together for two years prior once I saw that I never went back but he also just like to eat the cooch so I should’ve known something then but I wasn’t really screwing him so I got the ish ate out of me LOVED THAT PART

  • Maya_Marie

    @Choco, my ex once told me I didn’t have a gag reflex. LOL. The key to deep throating is to relax and breathe through your nose. You have to tell yourself I got this and if you feel yourself about to gag pull it out and lick the head until the gag feeling go away. Believe it or not some men are turned on by a woman gagging on his joint so your man may like it when you gag :shrug:

    Yall have really unleashed my inner freak today :rofl:

  • EJLOVE

    Just when I think you could not surprise me anymore….WOW @ Sandy…I hope that is a tranny and NOT a real chick…hell do we know?

  • meanNsurly

    Question for Les: do you have a lot of gay male friends?

  • His_Mommy623

    @Free, exactly

    @man,
    it was his…he told her that his boy told him he tried it and that the shyt felt good…I cant ever do some shyt like that

  • MissHarlem

    WELL GOTDAMN a sista goes to lunch and come back to all this goodness :popcorn:
    Carry on oh and OTB I brought the whole SR FAM some stocks in popcorn on my lunch break

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    I could listen to Maya Marie all day. :popcorn:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @TinkTink
    😆 thanks for the advice perhaps I will attempt that naaahhh probably not I know I’m not built to deepthroat in my mouth

  • Tink Tink

    I think im falling for Maya

  • Samantha Derrick

    #9 and #10 is wrong! crap I wrote afreaken essay on this and it got deleted! Im pissed.
    Im a gorgeous woman,but out of modesty I dont make eye contact with men because I feel like it is initiating flirting.
    canine teeth are sexy! havent heard of the long teeth though.
    MAKEUP IS WRONG! many women wear makeup! many trannys dont wear makeup! trannys have to wear makeup in a way to accomodate for their lacking feminien features. They have to overline the lips alot because mens lips are nothing like women!
    even when men have full lips..they tend to be wide and flatter! women usually have plump,pouty feminine lips.
    Long fingers give it away,thick knuckles,huge nailbeds,jawline,nose(womens and mens noses are different. Even when men get nose jobs..there is a male aesthetic they aspire too! men have thicker/bigger/prominent noses.
    Trannys tend to look like felines when they are “feminine”.
    Dont get me started on the body and the hip swaying that they try to copy from real women!
    also VOICES! trannys beleive the higher the pitch..the more feminine. Which is wrong! thats why they end up sounding like choked cats with a touch of DUDE!
    if u look at voices like jennifer tilly/beyonce/mariah carey…they are feminien deep sexy voices

  • Youve Been Trolled

    So even with all your “knowledge” that allowed you to write this Guide, you yourself couldn’t even tell that the lady in question that was with the DJ was not a tranny. LOL

    #MajorFail

  • Youve Been Trolled

    You seem to forget that a lot of African women have manly features, yet they aren’t trannies.

    Also, you may be thinking more like drag queens than trannies because these days there are trannies who look and are more beautiful than some generic women. The main giveaway is usually voice, but even that can be passable for some trannies who start their change young.

    It seems the only sure way to know is when you’re down there, unless of course she’s already had the surgery! Lol

    Besides, don’t assume that guys with grannies at clubs don’t know. What if they do know they’re with a tranny and they’re okay with it. These days it shouldn’t be surprising to anyone that we all have specific sexual attractions all based on size, gender, orientation, race, etc. live and let live people!

  • ??

    These all (except feet) happen in cute regular girls.

    Some you can’t tell and are prettier than regular women. If they do have a penis, just say you don’t want to have sex and leave. I really don’t think they will care to rape you..
    Or if you suspect in the voice, grow some balls and go.

    Plus I have seen this really pretty boy who I thought was girl and had soft pale skin, chubby softer face, big eyes, girly lips, button nose, size 8 feet. the only reason I could believe him before knowing for sure was the lack of breasts. And he was not pretending to be a girl and was straight so nothing happened.

  • https://www.facebook.com/porchamariejones Porcha Jones

    Hi, you have good points on this, as I am a white (English decent) trans woman, blonde hair blue eyes. Lots of people I know have large feet, big hands etc. However in your top ten to watch out for I would pass all your warning signs. All of them. The biggest one you forgot that is the only thing that gives me up, is voice isn’t quite there, but I rather not fool anyone for being different, why do that. I think you can be accepted by just being up front, give them the opportunity to walk away, or just be civil. I wear a women’s shoe size 10, you can buy any brand shoe at that size, equal to a men’s 9. Small girly hands long natural nails, finger comment complies to pass on hands, hips, and Jennifer Lopez but, I have long blond hair, and it’s my hair, and breast size and being on hormones size D, and a size 6, with the right curves. Personally I am the type of person that would be approached and I will tell them flat out I am transgender, it’s the right thing to do. No one get’s hurt. But then if your more attractive then most biological females, it doesn’t matter when you tell someone the truth. I would never want to be with a man that’s with his friends and embarrass him. Never mind 1 out of 4 straight men like transgender women, when they do, their friends 100% cannot know your interests, other than it be done in private most the time. What you wrote is creative and true, but with loud music in a club, your warnings would not flag me, just most. :o) Men aren’t my bag, but to be fun, sincere, honest and respectful to everyone is important, we all live on the same planet, breath the same air.

  • https://www.facebook.com/porchamariejones Porcha Jones

    Another thing I find true. If a man knows, and doesn’t care about it, or is curious, it’s natural. The issue is worrying to much about what your friends think about it, and being accepted by the boys, wingman, and the like to be accepted by them to go out on weekends. You are more worried about getting mocked, teased by the guys. Social Psychology scenarios would paint this picture other than experience. If someone wanted to get together another time without pressure of your crew, I totally get it why, to worried about what others think instead of yourself. I find that genetically born African women are larger body framed then me in shoulders, and upper arms, and sometimes larger feet than me. Women tend to be the friendliest (commodity friend syndrome, makeup, nails, shoes), but at same time envy sets in in them too by some, for example a naturally born female looks you up and down mad at the fact you use to be a man, and she’s insecure on your looks compared to hers. She then degrades them behind their back in hopes she is chosen over her (Tgirl) in attraction in others. Tranny word is today the N word. Only acceptable to be used if you are one to another that is transgender. I found Samantha Derrick certainly said some good points telling you how it is, right on!

  • Veteran

    Are you sure how easy it is to spot trannies when nowadays non-tranny guys with no hormones or surgery can look like this?

  • Reece Crump

    thats an Asian 12 year old! thats cheating! give me a Scottish 30 year old on no hormones and we’ll talk…

  • noah caporuscio

    Trannys are discusting decieving MALES. Who should be treated like registered sex offenders

  • wuu

    When young features are neutral. Asian males also have the easiest time transitioning.

    Picture one would be the toughest to spot, but thick eyebrows for a little Asian girl. Second picture, jawline would be questionable. Last one looks like a femboy, clear as day. With at least the last one, your observation skills are very poor.

  • Nomi Fields

    No happy trail ya know the mark of motherhood linea nigra that line all genetic women by birth have on their tummies

  • Veteran

    I forget her name, but no she’s a 20 something year old model, lol

  • Veteran

    I mean I don’t look at whatever a fembot is all day, so I guess yeah maybe I’m not as good as you are ww
    You’re probably unable to tell even in person unless you spend all day staring at girly men.

    Not to mention I live in Japan, I don’t see almost any europeans here ,but I know most female europeans in television and magazines look manlier than him/ last picture. You are really just talking out of the ass.

  • http://twitch.tv/smitegame xFats

    Yogi Sofi M. Kimi and at least
    late 20s now

  • http://twitch.tv/smitegame xFats

    late 20s and 23 when he took the pictures is hardly the age where men are androgynous m8
    ‘little girl’
    wew lad

  • http://twitch.tv/smitegame xFats

    that’s Yogi Sofi M. Kimi and he’s almost 30.

  • Lord Finesse

    Why do you even need to worry about picking up a tranny? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? First of all it would be obvious, and if they trick you, its sexual assault and you have the right to beat the crap out of them and make a citizens arrest, make sure you hit them hard in the face, tranny’s that trick deserve serious jail time