I am so amazed by the incredible talent displayed by our young men today! I remember back in my day when young boys busied themselves with Summer camp, or bagging groceries at the supermarket, or playing baseball, or joining the Boy Scouts of America, instead of hanging out on the street corners or robbing little old ladies.
Our young men today show how vastly different they are from the young men of my youth. But then back in my day there were more fathers -- you know, real men -- in the homes to show guidance and teach their boys self-respect.
Today's young men gather in their bedrooms all over the country to teach each other the latest Hip Hop dance routines. All that hard work has paid off. These kids have better moves than a seasoned stripper. Their (single) mommies must be so proud of them!
Ladies, if you can't pop your coochie like these boys (who don't even have coochies), hit up @Zeralyn on Twitter for dance lessons. She will show you why your man stays in the strip clubs until dawn.
Thanks to loyal reader VipAtlStyle for the link!