PICS: Alex Gidewon’s Birthday Bash at Compound Hosted By Diddy; and at Velvet Room Hosted By Gucci Mane

Keyshia Dior’s azz got those suspenders beggin for mercy.

@BROWNSUGA
“So i had to explaih to everyone in my class what sitins and boycotts were! Apparently me and the teacher were the only ones that knew and I just happen to be the only black person in there!”
_____________________________________________________________________________

¿¿¿ ???

Were there only “20 something” year old yt kids in there?

@MZ. DIMPLEZ
“…….How the hell does sex cure or improve your feet?! LMAo”
________________________________________________________________________________

I know my feet feel better afterwards!!

@CANDI APPLE
“Jumps in front of Diddy grabs the bone, dust it off and throws it in the closet for a rainy day. *bish gotta have options*”
____________________________________________________________________________

I SUPPORT THIS!

@Choco
Girl I’m taking it slow I’ve always been curious about eharmony and I know two friends of mine that actually have a relationship with someone they met on eharmony I’m just seeing what my options are- Damn I pray I don’t get a crazy person
_______________________________________________________________________________

Normally, I would tell you not try it but fluck it. Every body is crazy these days so what do you have to lose?

Have some fun.

@RENEGADE
“#womenwithoutadamsapples ”
____________________________________________________________________________

@HIS
“WHO FUGGIN TONIGHT??

somebody tell me some #hoshyt!”
____________________________________________________________________________

I’m fuggin this weekend.

It’s a fat chick tho. :/

@CHOCO
“Well you must not dislike them that much you going back for another and another!”
_______________________________________________________________________________

Alcoholics may want the best wine but they get drunk on beer!

@CHOCO
““Let me get my chit and get out of here so she won’t be thinkin we in no ‘relationship.’”
___________________
You keep going back for more and she will”
_____________________________________________________________________________

Well, I can’t do nothing bout that. I’ll cross that bridge when I get there..

“I ain’t EVA said we was in no relationship! We just fuggin.”

@LES
“Ay Yall…@MAN gon be in love with the big joint on Monday!”
_____________________________________________________________________________

Talkin bout buyin gift cards to “Lane Bryant” and chit! LOL.

Yall gone keep talkin and big girl gone miss out on this:
8==============================D
I got in store for her!

If she knew that she would get yall!

@MISS HARLEM
“you will not turn her puss down so dont front for us”
____________________________________________________________________________

Yeah, I prolly won’t.

@MZ DIMPLEZ
“So untrue. I can be made all hell at my guy but, if i’m horny, we still doing hoeshyt. I’m not gonna deny my needs cause he’s an ass. LOL”
_____________________________________________________________________________

I ain’t sayin’ it’s completely out of the picture BUT it’s a known fact that if you pizz your woman off your chances of gettin some puss are dramatically reduced!

You gotta be “careful” and “considerate” and chit like that when you in a “relationship.” Who wants to do that???????

@HIS
“ur way of thinking tickles me to no end..

reading ur posts are a treat to my eye but ur crazy as heyul…U cnt srsly believe ALL the chit u type yo..”
____________________________________________________________________________

“Often times, a genius isn’t recognized until history discovers them, because a true genius is ahead of their time!”-Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“In a few months nigga might be willin to take her out in public!
__________________________
She is going to be the one you fall in love with I can’t believe you told her she was fat I would’ve fist pump your face
_______________________________________________________________________________

Well, I told her that I like thin girls and that Aaliyah is the most beautiful woman that ever lived.

So she started asking me what I felt about her body and chit. Now, I call it like I see it and the bytch is big. No way around that and I’m sure she realize that when she can’t find clothes in “regular” stores. I just told her the truth.

@LES
“@His
What game girl…shut up and bend over…u been talkn alot of shat lately….”
_____________________________________________________________________________

That’s right! I think she needs to be taught a lesson!
**hands Les some “toys”**

@MZ. DIMPLEZ
“That’s not fat! Unless she’s just lazy as hell and has no muscle NOWHERE.”
____________________________________________________________________________

Well, I’m not too good on the weight. But she fat lookin!

@MS. EVERYTHING
“I truly feel for you some woman must have truly screwed you over the way you speak about women.. And that “fat” chick probably talking the same mess you’re talking right now, while you complaining that you’re gonna do the fat chick just because it’s good she’s talking about how she gotta look at your light skinned Alf looking self one more time just so she can get some tonight. Smdh at all your posts”
_________________________________________________________________________________

What? I love women and put them hoes on a pedastal! What else do you want?

Hey, if sayin the same thing about me than that’s great because that means we on the same page!

#nomisunderstandingsdowntheline

@LAKER CRAZY
“so i get it that u think she fat but she is good enough to fluk so do u her too or she too big for all that”
______________________________________________________________________________

@JHERRIE
“It cures or improves:
heart
vision
mood
brain damage
feet
strength
taste buds
hearing
and wards off Alzeimers and Cancer!
****************************************************
Well sh*t maybe I should put the virgin away and have some sex, because I sure have bad eyes, I has open heart surgery, and I’m always moody. Oh shoot! @Man I think you done started something. LOL”
_____________________________________________________________________________

CODE RED, CODE RED
GET THIS GIRL SOME DI©K!
STAT!!!

@LAKER CRAZY
“fo real and how looong u been with this chik (being nosey) so does she do u???”
______________________________________________________________________________

I’ve KNOWN her 10 years but we only been messing around on and off for about 3.

Hail yeah she do me! Come on now.

@HIS
“thats fcked up Man..u can shove ur love muscle up in her but u can’t give her a tongue lashing?

so sad for her..”
_____________________________________________________________________________

I know. It’s fugged up but I think she should be thankful for our current arrangement. Tenuous as it is.

@OUTSIDE THE BOX
“You need to work on your self-esteem dog!

You worried about big girl in public, she prolly worried about you!”
_____________________________________________________________________________

¿¿¿ huh ???

I only ain’t go out in public with her because this is a SMALL TOWN. Next thing you know the rumor mill will have that I’m “married” and chit. Mess me up with the other hoes.

Trust me, I could care less what she has to say about me. As long as I’m getting what I want I don’t care how she feels about it.

@OUTSIDE THE BOX
“I know @Man. Imma continue to pray for you tho.

So if she drop bout 50…you all in? Is she marriage material (BTW doesnt sound like she is..)?”
_________________________________________________________________________________

I accept all prayers graciously.

She ain’t gotta drop 50. Chit, she would look like a dude then. You know, on paper, she’s good. Educated, good job, own her own house/car, no criminal background and chit.

But nope, wouldn’t marry her.

@MS. THICKNESS
“CAUSE YOU DO…U REMIND OF THAT PERSON THAT YOU WANNA SOMETIMES CHOKE THE SH!T OUT OF BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING YOU.”
____________________________________________________________________________

I’m just misunderstood. If someone doesn’t believe that I am the best thing ever, it just means they don’t truly “know” me. I have NEVER BEEN CHOKED BEFORE AS PROOF!

You’ll see.

@MSTAYINDC
“Oooohhh let me find out @Man is a chubby chaser LMAO but I have a question if I may ask, what do u mean by big? Is she a Jennifer HUdson or a Precious?”
____________________________________________________________________________

That’s a PERFECT comparison. I couldn’t think of any thick chicks. She’s a Jennifer Hudson…before the weight loss. Although, she too, is on the same path to the weight loss.

:/ at Precious. Ain’t no way. I know something like that is not in God’s plan for me.

@GYPSY EYES
“If I don’t like it I just don’t read it but I don’t know how the posts go to the left so much @MAN. ”
______________________________________________________________________________

THAT’S WHAT I BEEN WONDERING!

I mean, I just call it like I see it but I get called lookin like Alf and somebody said I must be deformed or something the other day!

I feel like Reginald Denny up in this muthafugga sometimes! Or black man in riding the train system in Oakland or something!

@GYPSY EYES
“I am not gonna lie sometimes you have me heated with you. some of your name calling and I have a tendency to believe that you look like hambone the man from geraldo that they had to take out his house with a tow truck. But I come to reality that this is just a blog so I can’t hold grudges against ppl I don’t know.But you know that you push buttons and raise eyebrows and then that’s when the fight(s) get/got started…
It’s not that serious and I don’t want to be on here name calling. Just not my thang.”
___________________________________________________________________________

I ain’t EVA did no name callin on here. I talk about the celebrities or whatever but that’s it. I didn’t even talk about “Soul With Sass” lousy azz before she got banned. That took restraint and compassion on my part!

LOL at the “Hambone” reference. I will have to look that up. I have described myself numerous times. If the police put out an APB on Derek Fisher of the Los Angles Lakers, I would be picked up. Same complexion, general age range and build. I know that ain’t sayin much tho. It’s ironic because I think that fool is the weak link in the Lakers Team…. but I digress.

Anyway, I have not contributed to, participated in, been involved with, supported, or endoresed any sort of fights or arguments. I even called for an end to the e-fighting. Anything stated to the contrary is erroneous or misinterpeted and is therefore, such a statement, is disavowed by me.

I just come on here to rag on some of these celebrites, mainly Jill Scott, Jay Z and Trey Songz, in that order, and have some fun. That’s why I say I’m misunderstood. To give me a chance is to love me. Promise you that.

@MZ. THICKNESS
““I know something like that is not in God’s plan for me.”
and for that sir u are a damn fool!! But forreal thats not a bad size, if she proportioned well…im gonna be on the lookout for ur post when u announce that u done tripped, stumbled and fell in love with ur plus sized smash partner
___________________________________________

I CANT WAIT”
____________________________________________________________________________

I hope you get a hobby or something while you wait on that!