Celeb Style: Wtf is Beyonce Wearing?
Beyonce and Jay Z continued their vacation at at Club 55 in Saint Tropez, France today.
But what is Bey wearing? It looks like her nephew Jules vomited his breakfast all over her. I guess she left her stylist back home?
Beyonce is once again in the news for grand theft. No surprise there. A London fashion house is accusing Bey of stealing their original design. E-Label claimed that Beyonce bought a pair of studded leggings from their store in London’s TopShop last November.
Now Bey is flaunting a similar pair of stockings in flaunts in the new campaign for her fashion label, House of Dereon. Helba Hallgrimsdottir, a co-owner of E-Label said, “I thought she was wearing our leggings. It is practically just copy-paste.”
“No decision has yet been taken [to file suit]. We need to inspect her brand’s trousers closer because, according to law, it is not copied if a certain number of things have been changed from the original design.”
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BOXING KITTEN???? JUST A GUESS.
IDK about those shorts but I do like the top and the necklaces!
Get it Bey!!!! Your still a bad bish!!!!
SN: Sandra, we really need a bad bish smiley
I guess today is Go In On Beyonce Day 2010!
Any other light skinned folks you have grease for today Sandra?
Blank stare.
A BUNCH OF SH!T…
FloridaChick813 says:
SN: Sandra, we really need a bad bish smiley
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For who?
if the top matched the bottom and wasnt so tight….she would’ve been aight!!!
But, I get a psychadelic, George Clinton and the p-funk all star vibe from alla that right there!!
I like the look, just a lil to tight for me to really enjoy and indulge in…
@Sandra for Rihanna
Sandra says: for who?
Is Jay-Z missing a toe or is a just a little short? I’m not trying to be funny, I just really can’t tell lol.
I cosign on needing a BAD BISH emoticon for the woman SANDRA LOVES TO deep down inside her soul LOVE
#KeepitswitchedupBey
The top is from the “I don’t give a fvck what you think line”, bottoms from “I’m on vacation bytches” and her facial expression screams “fvck you and the pony you rode in on”…did that help?
I am working on my thighs. This bish here… :/
Not “grand theft”!!!
Im sure her HUSBAND aint mad at that back view either ( which after further observation I see the back of the shorts match her top)
This outfit Bey has on is a no-no she can’t pull it off. Try again.
Jay-z toes are squished like he wears bad heels.
Hey Divine
I’m confused as to why she has on jewelry AT ALL. Wait does she also have on a leopard print shirt underneath the tye dye shirt?? Her knees look funny to me.
I like Jay’s little legs.
Why didnt you post the pic of the leggings????
…because you know them folks backed off that…
Studs are everywhere. Frankly, I’m a little sick of them.
CivilEngineer says:
The top is from the “I don’t give a fvck what you think line”, bottoms from “I’m on vacation bytches” and her facial expression screams “fvck you and the pony you rode in on”…did that help?
Shaking YOU …What has gotten in to you.. You are on a roll… and I love it!!!!
mrsgarcia703 says:
Is Jay-Z missing a toe or is a just a little short? I’m not trying to be funny, I just really can’t tell lol.
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Scrolled back up to look…
Boxing Kitten @Munch!
#teamjayonce
Mr and Mrs. Baal
” Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith. ” – 2 Timothy 3:8
Boxing Kitten ROCKS!!!!!
#fashionwhoresknowallaboutit
Obviously not you Sandra
Redeemed777 says:
Mr and Mrs. Baal
” Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith. ” – 2 Timothy 3:8
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SCRIPTURE CAUSE THEY ON VACAY?
I swear they sprinkled animal print juice on me. :/
*covets*
Sandra, did Beyonce dis you or something because you sure have it in for this beautiful, talented woman. She’s a great role model for young girls and we as black people should be proud! She could have been like the Lindsey Lohan’s; Paris Hilton’s or Kim Kartrashian’s of the world but she maintains her dignity and I think that is wonderful! Go find your homely Tiny to rag on and leave Bey alone!
What!!! No stockings Bey!
I promise she rocks a pair of hanes with errrthing! Those shorts are hanging on for dear life tho. They look like the head scarf I wear at night…
I could have the Africans at work make me some stuff cheaper and hotter than box kitten they are way overpriced for some kente cloth I wish I would
@Ms. Thickness
They might as well be on vacay, because it aint no vacay where they are headed.
crzasallgetout…..FROM THE WAIST UP, I think that fit is so ill!!!!! Clunky jewelry and all. I likes it!!!
Civil has a ghost-writer! The real civil is off studying somewhere…Impostor I say, IMPOSTOR!!!!
Redeemed777 says:
@Ms. Thickness
They might as well be on vacay, because it aint no vacay where they are headed.
WHERE ARE THEY HEADED?
Beyonce just love her mother too much to tell her that the “House of Deron” is pure chit.
First Thought IS:
How F-ing long will it take to get THOSE Hip-Hugging, Coochie-Print Tight-AZZ SHYTS OFF her Fine-AZZ !!!!!
mrsgarcia703 says:
that’s infection
Is Jay-Z missing a toe or is a just a little short? I’m not trying to be funny, I just really can’t tell lol
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It looks like 2 of his toes grew together
Hello All. I don’t know about Bey being a good role model for our little girls ’cause if I had a young daughter, I sure wouldn’t want her emulating her popping her coochie, and hardddddddddddd, for all the world to see. That said, I kinda like this miss-mess style, if nothing else, she’s wearing it. Hmmm, wonder if that fat gold chain is real? Gold prices are off the chain these days. I ain’t hating on you Bey, you still fierce, you still matter, and it shows! After all, Sandra, one of the top bloggers in the country, sure loves to keep you relevant.
@CIVIL
that’s infection
“Is Jay-Z missing a toe or is a just a little short? I’m not trying to be funny, I just really can’t tell lol
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It looks like 2 of his toes grew together
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Nigga got a hoof, he ain’t got feet like normal people.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Beyonce just love her mother too much to tell her that the “House of Deron” is pure chit.
Look like Jay Z got on a pair of the “House of Deron” shorts.
Mama Tina been going through ever since Destiny’s Child started and that’s why Bey never stepped in to say “this shyt some ugly” <—-that's how country girls talk
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PAHairston says:
“I don’t know about Bey being a good role model for our little girls ’cause if I had a young daughter, I sure wouldn’t want her emulating her popping her coochie, and hardddddddddddd, for all the world to see.”
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Too bad its not HOD
cheeks8683 says:
Civil has a ghost-writer! The real civil is off studying somewhere…Impostor I say, IMPOSTOR!!!!
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Why would you say that?
@CIVIL
“Mama Tina been going through ever since Destiny’s Child started and that’s why Bey never stepped in to say “this shyt some ugly” <—-that's how country girls talk"
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I bet the rest of them hoes from Destiny's Child couldn't WAIT to burn that chit!
Kelly horse lookin azz had to keep hers though since Matthew is her dad and Tina is her step mom and chit. :/
*arms up*
*holsters heavy*
@SANDRA ROSE
Where are the shots from BEHIND Beyonce in this outfit????
I know you got at least one.
**might be keeping that one to yourself!**
@ divine
It’s too much going on at one time. LOl I could do the leopard print and that’s about it. I question the jewelry because it looks like they are going to the beach yet she has it on.
I like Jay shorts.
omgggg…that camera angle of Hovito’s toes make it look like he just got NUBS. Black, shriveled up nubs.
How do 2 of your toes just not even touch the fuggin ground???
OHH, I just can’t.
The fantasy was almost ruined. Good thing I’m persistent. lmao!!
Civil has a ghost-writer! The real civil is off studying somewhere…Impostor I say, IMPOSTOR!!!!
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Why would you say that?
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You’re getting us with the comments here lately…Seems like u have taken permanant residence on the
Before you would drop in here in there tom bout u got to study. I enjoy your comments tho…whoever u are lol,
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA ROSE
Where are the shots from BEHIND Beyonce in this outfit????
I know you got at least one.
**might be keeping that one to yourself!**
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SHE IS!! Beyonce is what made Sandy start chasing cooter
They were leaving the yacht…headed to Club 55. #superstarstatusondeck
@CIVIL
“Kelly may look a lil horse-ish, she a thoroughbred though”
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Yeah, but that face nigga, that face!
**I would fugg tho… with the lights off.**
LOL Yall leave Tina’s Country Couture creations alone.
PAHairston says:
Hello All. I don’t know about Bey being a good role model for our little girls ’cause if I had a young daughter, I sure wouldn’t want her emulating her popping her coochie, and hardddddddddddd, for all the world to see.
BUTTTTTT thats not all she does… would you let your little girl watch Dream Girls? Would you allow her to watch Beyoncing performing “Im a Survivor”.
I have a 8 year old daughter which thank God is as stiff as a board when it comes to dancing but I do not let her emulate the grown and sexy Beyonce but I know she loves her to no end. I caught her once listening to Speechless and I had to pull the plug, she still dont understand why, I will explain it to her when its time. As parents we have to set limits….Beyonce DOES NOT.
Love me some colors…she got on that leopard print too!!!!
How the h3ll they gonna be mad at studs….chit is everywhere now!! Thats like being mad at at another line for having black leggings :/
@CIVIL
“Where are the shots from BEHIND Beyonce in this outfit????
I know you got at least one.
**might be keeping that one to yourself!**
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SHE IS!! Beyonce is what made Sandy start chasing cooter”
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Sandy put up of pics of Ciara, Megan Goode, Rhi Rhi, etc. in booty poses and chit. But we ONLY get pics of Bey with her pet camel in the shot. Or that gorilla lookin dude that’s her “bodyguard.”
**mad**
Okay @OTB
They arent one bit concerned with Sandra nor our opinions!
Theory 1 on Jay’s toes:
The Illuminati requires all male members to sew the third and fourth toes together as an homage to the Illuminati ancestors who only had 4 toes
Who wears shorts that tight? tell bey its not 1970
@ mzdimp
Is that you and your guy in your gravi? Cute. I need to put up a gravi but I’m wanted. j/k
Ok I love me some Bey (doppleganger)sp). Just cuz I had said her outfit is not good today don’t give yall the right to burn her on every comment. Take it all back now….
MUNCHOSGIRL says:
Redeemed777 says:
@Ms. Thickness
They might as well be on vacay, because it aint no vacay where they are headed.
WHERE ARE THEY HEADED?
To the next docking station TO SPEND EVEN MORE OF THAT LOOOOONGGGGG MONEY!!!
@SPONGEBOB
“Who wears shorts that tight? tell bey its not 1970″__________________________________________________________________________
I CONDEMN AND REBUKE THIS STATEMENT!
“As parents we have to set limits….Beyonce DOES NOT.”
“How the h3ll they gonna be mad at studs….chit is everywhere now!! Thats like being mad at at another line for having black leggings …”
and cosign like a mugg on everything said, SS!
And I’m tired of them…even though I just bought the Sam Edelman Joss boot :/ …
Boxing Kitten is the schit-tick!
The Illuminati requires all male members to sew the third and fourth toes together as an homage to the Illuminati ancestors who only had 4 toes
love love love YOUR GRAVI mz Dimplez
Who wears shorts that tight? tell bey its not 1970
#teamthickthighssmallwaist
@CIVIL
“Theory 1 on Jay’s toes:
The Illuminati requires all male members to sew the third and fourth toes together as an homage to the Illuminati ancestors who only had 4 toes”
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I think Matthew Knowles requested it to show Jay’s commitment to the prearranged 5 year marriage with Beyonce.
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
MUNCHOSGIRL says:
Redeemed777 says:
@Ms. Thickness
They might as well be on vacay, because it aint no vacay where they are headed.
WHERE ARE THEY HEADED?
To the next docking station TO SPEND EVEN MORE OF THAT LOOOOONGGGGG MONEY!!!
I AM
WITH YOU!
To the next docking station TO SPEND EVEN MORE OF THAT LOOOOONGGGGG MONEY!!!
“I need to put up a gravi but I’m wanted.”
To the next docking station TO SPEND EVEN MORE OF THAT LOOOOONGGGGG MONEY!!!
Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!
@ OTB
do we care about kat and souja buy?
Hey Ms Divine
LOL @ you being wanted! Yes that’s us. Thanks for the compliments.
IDK why these guys even give her the time of day anymore. If I were a male, I wouldnt want a female that everybody done ran up in. But thats just me
But I know females tend to have better morals then males, so 
@Man…Sandy don’t want us all up on her boo, in her cakes and shyt. That’s why she always claiming butt pads and things…she throwing shade in the name of L-O-V-E
@ Spongebob…What’s up with Kat and Soulja?
@FLO
“we dont at Sponge
IDK why these guys even give her the time of day anymore. If I were a male, I wouldnt want a female that everybody done ran up in. But thats just me But I know females tend to have better morals then males, so
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I disagree with everything in this post! SMH…
Yall laughing now….
Tell me something…..
How will jayz and beyonce and t.i and creflo and osteen and some of you keep your businesses, your churches, your savings/checking accounts, etc when the time comes for you to receive the mark of the beast 666 ????????
How will you spend THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MONEY???
I have to disagree w/ met #29. Beyonce is NOT any young, impressionable girl’s good role model. With all those skimpy outfits and sexy dancing no parent should encourage a CHILD to watch Beyonce unless they want their child to desire to look and act whorish. I admire that she works very hard and has made a great deal of money as a result, but I make it a POINT to downplay Beyonce when my 9-yr-old daughter sees her on TV because I don’t want her to think its okay dance around on a stage half-naked showing all her wares to every man with eyes. #oldfashionedparenthere
“If you got flaunt it, boy I know you want it. While I turn around you watch me check up on it”
I came in here to get Sandra straight but I see you guys have it covered.
I like her outfit
I’d rock it! Gold chains and all!
#BeyStanForLife
#IfTheyAintHatinYouDoinSomethinWrong
@Candi–
I denounce any bad comments about Queen Bey!!!
I dont drag myself into the #parentyourkid debate today…
If the mark of the beast is REQUIRED TO BUY AND SELL , please tell me how will money attached people will fare?
<————- RIP 9 years flew!!
On topic too many prints for me but hey I am not wearing it! I see CIVIL still belong in the
FLOOOOO!!!!
Redeemed777 says:
Yall laughing now….
Tell me something…..
How will jayz and beyonce and t.i and creflo and osteen and some of you keep your businesses, your churches, your savings/checking accounts, etc when the time comes for you to receive the mark of the beast 666 ????????
How will you spend THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MONEY???
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THAT’S SOME OLE EXPENSIVE DESIGNER WE CAN’T PRONOUNCE HIS NAME THREADS……
DO IT BEY, ULGY CLOTHES AND ALL!!!!
* how money-loving people will fare? *
@Mamacita…
Bey’s curves can make any outfit work.
Redeemed777 says:
If the mark of the beast is REQUIRED TO BUY AND SELL , please tell me how will money attached people will fare?
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Please tell me how they will require you to implant a chip in your body in order to spend YOUR OWN MONEY!
@mzdimples
well kat has a new video of her and soujla boy and she says hes a coke head(its lines of coke on the table)
also he acting all soft towards her…. recklesss… @FLO who ever said money is evil is right, but also money makes you dumb it seems
@ mama
Tired of the words hater and hatin. #noshade js
WHo’s hating besides Sandra? I know I’m not. I just don’t like the outfit together. I rarely like what she wears though.
@CIVIL
“Sandy don’t want us all up on her boo, in her cakes and shyt. That’s why she always claiming butt pads and things…she throwing shade in the name of L-O-V-E”
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Just bein a
PSA: Brooklyn BORN Maya Lake is the founder of Boxing Kitten.
#BlackWomenRock
CorporateHoodB-tch says:
@Mamacita… Bey’s curves can make any outfit work.
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@CHB they sure can…they just mad they ain’t got that hip-waist ratio!
MzD…cute gravi!!!
Redeemed777 says:
* how money-loving people will fare? *
“JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED” LET GOD BE GREAT ALONE PLEASE. THIS IS AN ENTERTAINMENT BLOG, NOT SUNDAY SCHOOL, AND YOU ARE NOT IN THE PULPIT…..#thatisall
lourie says:
I have to disagree w/ met #29. Beyonce is NOT any young, impressionable girl’s good role model. With all those skimpy outfits and sexy dancing no parent should encourage a CHILD to watch Beyonce unless they want their child to desire to look and act whorish.
Its gonna be one of those days and I cant even do it BUTTTTTTTT…..gotta say…Why do you allow your child to watch her doing said things?
Was she WHORISH when she sang “At Last” for our President and First Lady? (my daughter saw that)
Was she WHORISH when she was down in Tanzania giving water to those without?(my daughter saw that)
Was she WHORISH when she brought the little girl dying of a disease on stage and embraced her and even sang to her face to face and sealed it with a kiss? (my daughter saw that)
Ws she WHORISH when she opened a non profit cosmetology school for battered women attempting to get a second chance? (my daughter saw that)
Is WHORISH one boyfriend in 6 years and then married to same boyfriend?
I could go on and on…but Im probably already on one as it is…let me step down
IM SO BAFFLED RIGHT NOW BUT I AM DONE….just dont understand the whole role model thing. I am my childs role model THAT IS IT, me, her dad, her aunts and uncles, Our Pastor but no, certainly not someone that she will never know on a personal level.
@ Spongebob..Wow, does she actually have him snorting?!…Po lil dumb boy
Thanks San!
NOT THE BIBLE FIGHT AGAIN! Redeem is lick the windows special.
Sandra its just a “wash day oufit” the maid has been slipping on her cleaning duties. Just post a new pic tomorrow and I betcha she will have you adding a bad bish emoticon
“That’s pilates, her body just thick” -Jay
Separately the shorts and top are fine but together not so much. Hopefully Beyonce will have a new hairstyle when she comes back because it would give her so more pizzaz.
@czra The only person I directed my comment to was Sandra
but there are others BESIDES sandra that hate on Bey. I didn’t give any names or single anyone out. Hell EVERYBODY has haters! Even you…
#justageneralstatement
@Crza you aint know u better ask somebody if you not bowing down to Bey you are quickly labeled a hater around here. I have never been a fan of her style just a matter of taste thats all. When she has on something I like I will give her props. She has a cute shape(like so many others in industry) but that doesnt mean whatever she rocks is hot IMO.
Separately the shorts and top are fine but together not so much
OutsidetheBox says:
I dont drag myself into the #parentyourkid debate today…
Seriously…Im out of energy
And why do you disagree @MAN??
You want the chick that everybody has already had and no longer wants??? Why not choose the chick that nobody has had, but everybody wants???
Dont do it Cha Cha.
#Toolate
I’m convinced Redeemed is the alter ego of someone that posts here. What chall thank?
@Cha Cha….you better break that doooowwwnnnnn!!!
What up Muncho’s????? Where you been hidin????
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
Was she WHORISH when she sang “At Last” for our President and First Lady? (my daughter saw that)
Was she WHORISH when she was down in Tanzania giving water to those without?(my daughter saw that)
Was she WHORISH when she brought the little girl dying of a disease on stage and embraced her and even sang to her face to face and sealed it with a kiss? (my daughter saw that)
Ws she WHORISH when she opened a non profit cosmetology school for battered women attempting to get a second chance? (my daughter saw that)
Is WHORISH one boyfriend in 6 years and then married to same boyfriend?
I could go on and on…but Im probably already on one as it is…let me step down
YOU KNOW PEOPLE ONLY SEE WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR ARGUMENT. YOU SHOW VALID POINTS, AND THE COSMOTOLOGY SCHOOL IS FOR RECOVERING DRUG ADDICTS AT THE PHOENIX HOUSE, NOT TO MENTION SHE DONATED HER SALARY FROM CADILLAC RECORDS TO THEM AS WELL.
Strongly agrees with points made in post 117
Heeyyyy Miss
@CHB, I voted for your a$$!!!!
Ladies google the back view of Bey.
The print is continued there. Boxing Kitten always uses an element to pull it all together.
AKeys and Bey both wore Boxing Kitten for Put it in a Love Song.
@FLORIDA CHICK
“And why do you disagree @MAN??
You want the chick that everybody has already had and no longer wants??? Why not choose the chick that nobody has had, but everybody wants???
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Why do you assume that I would have to choose ONE of them?
@MUNCHOSGIRL
Hasn’t it by now occurred to you that the “judge not verse” is fondly used by sinful and disobedient children who don’t even understand the verse nor read the Bible?
@ mama
I was just asking a question that’s all. But ummm ok. (slowing backing away)
@ daisy
I see that. I agree about her shape but I’ve seen a regular chick with the same shape.Hell I have a small waist and god awful bow hips.:( Bey seems cool( until she opens her mouth)from what I see on TV! But I guess
HEY DIVINE *waving like Forrest Gump* I ONLY COMMENT ON TOPICS THAT INTEREST ME….I LURK MOST TIMES. HOW ARE YOU?
Chile boo. We say hater to everything………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sits on hands*
@MUNCHO’S GIRL
“YOU KNOW PEOPLE ONLY SEE WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR ARGUMENT. YOU SHOW VALID POINTS, AND THE COSMOTOLOGY SCHOOL IS FOR RECOVERING DRUG ADDICTS AT THE PHOENIX HOUSE, NOT TO MENTION SHE DONATED HER SALARY FROM CADILLAC RECORDS TO THEM AS WELL.”
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That was the money she stole from the other Destiny’s Child members. Then she claimed it as a tax credit.
#smileylimitreached
Im not assuming anything, it was a simple question…
….still waiting on answer….
Bump you @Man!
#Morewherethatcamefrom
Is this ****????
@CRZ
“Hell I have a small waist and god awful bow hips.”
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PUT THAT PIC UP!
I WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO OF PUT IT ON A LOVE SONG
C*****te L**P
Space it out CRZA
@Crza, shut your mouth! You have a nice shape
Redeemed777 says:
@MUNCHOSGIRL
Hasn’t it by now occurred to you that the “judge not verse” is fondly used by sinful and disobedient children who don’t even understand the verse nor read the Bible?
NO IT HASN’T, BECAUSE I WAS RAISED IN THE CHURCH AND READ MY BIBLE. I DON’T GO AROUND JUDGING PEOPLE, LIKE YOU ARE ON HERE. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE PERSONALLY. JUST AS YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GOD THEY SERVE OR HOW THEY SERVE. BECAUSE THEY HAVE MONEY ARE THEY NOT SERVING GOD CORRECTLY IN YOUR EYES?
MUNCHOSGIRL says:
YOU KNOW PEOPLE ONLY SEE WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR ARGUMENT. YOU SHOW VALID POINTS, AND THE COSMOTOLOGY SCHOOL IS FOR RECOVERING DRUG ADDICTS AT THE PHOENIX HOUSE, NOT TO MENTION SHE DONATED HER SALARY FROM CADILLAC RECORDS TO THEM AS WELL.
Yeap… I thought it was battered women but all the same recovering drug addicts is even better.
SO many things that dont even get advertised to us Im sure. But Whatevs!
*running off to google the other part of the outfit
@ Man
Ummm NO!! 1. I have small boobs remember!2. Oh plus I’m dark and from your post, you don’t fancy US CHOCOLATE WOMEN.
FloridaChick813 says:
@ Jay’z foot and it being a “hoof”
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Ooh Flo I hate choo
@FLORIDA CHICK
“Im not assuming anything, it was a simple question…
….still waiting on answer….
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You are assuming because you phrased the question in a way that I would HAVE to choose one or the other. In reality, I wouldn’t HAVE to choose one or the other because I could theoretically have both.
@Mamacita
They will create the situation whereby you will WILLINGLY VOLUNTEER TO TAKE IT. Then those folks who don’t take it won’t be able to buy/sell nothing.
Everyone on welfare ( especially those generational welfare recipients ) are really in danger of being tricked to receive this mark.
@ fLO
Awww thanks chica.
@ OTB
Got it. I think
@Muncho’s….I’m doing a-ight!!! I’ma tell you what tho…either you have been hired by Beyonce’s PR to personally police SR for slanderous comments made about Beyonce or she is slippin for not hiring you. lmao!! I love her too but DAYUM!!!! I always learn something new about her when you appear. That’s crazy.
OutsidetheBox says:
#smileylimitreached
Was that “Put it in a love song” video ever released OTB?
@CRZ
“Ummm NO!! 1. I have small boobs remember!2. Oh plus I’m dark and from your post, you don’t fancy US CHOCOLATE WOMEN. ”
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1. What do you determine as “small boobs?” Lemme see and determine that.
2. How dark is dark? I
me some LSLH women but a nice azz is a nice azz.
If you say so @Man. But still, I want to know why men do sh.it like that. Is it just like an accomplishment?? Just so you can be like “yea, I banged that h0e too” ??? Or what
@MUNCHOSGIRL
You SHOULD know what God they are serving because they throw them in your face everytime via music/videos/movies/magazines.
Again, are you truly reading your Bible, because the Bible CLEARLY says ” by their fruits YOU SHALL KNOW THEM “
I don’t know for the life of me why people want a 29 yr old woman to be a role model. She is too old for 9 year old kids to watch. Shouldn’t they be watching Disney channels or reading a big red dog book or something? Shouldn’t they take up the role model gig for Raven Simone or Miley Sirus (who isn’t doing a good job for a 16 yr old). I mean, Bey should be older women role models (teach em’ how to keep it tight and Teach em’ how to keep and marry a man by being the best person they are capable of being). What type of parent allows their children to watch Beyonce, Rhi-Rhi, CiCi or Keri (baby). I say its the parents fault not Beyonce and if you allow your children to watch beyonce let them know she is a hard worker who wanted to be successful since she was two and you too can achieve goals you set for yourself. I digress
Nope @ChaCha.
Bey looked too hot.
*waiting on the answer to Flo’s last question*
whatever @ Man
You will never see azz as my gravi. Niccas
I rebuke evil every chance I get. They try to kill us every chance they get.
@FLO
”
“If you say so @Man. But still, I want to know why men do sh.it like that. Is it just like an accomplishment?? Just so you can be like “yea, I banged that h0e too” ??? Or what
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Puzzy just really really good Flo. No real reason to turn any down unless you know for a FACT that you will get caught and get messed up with your main girl.
Chit even then that’s not a really good reason. Depending…
@Candi Apple
Disney channel aint no better. They actually put more stuff there for kids subcon. to pick up on.
@CRZ
“whatever @ Man
You will never see azz as my gravi. Niccas”
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Never say never…
It don’t have HAVE to be the azz (although we prefer that), you can just put a recent pic.
And @Man after crz posts her picture…you should do the same
@ Man
Do you believe in the saying” once a hoe always a hoe”?
Girls do #hoeshyt because of what they see around them not up on tv so if your daughter a hoe…at one time you probably were too
#justsayin
#noshade
#notdirectedatanyone
#Idontknowwhatyoudo
#whoamItojudge
#allthatshyt
Too many patterns and too tight! I can’t believe she topped it off with that purse. #Nothanks
Sandra Rose says:
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An Obama slam…I’ll pass
I’ll think about it @Man
Good idea DC.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FLO
“If you say so @Man. But still, I want to know why men do sh.it like that. Is it just like an accomplishment?? Just so you can be like “yea, I banged that h0e too” ??? Or what ”
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Puzzy just really really good Flo. No real reason to turn any down unless you know for a FACT that you will get caught and get messed up with your main girl.
Chit even then that’s not a really good reason. Depending…
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Adding: or if she is a big girl who wants a relationship.
Taking a dude to church and chit 
@CIVIL
“Girls do #hoeshyt because of what they see around them not up on tv so if your daughter a hoe…at one time you probably were too”
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“My nigga…”
See, yall got my nigga eatin his Wheaties and chit before he come on here now! Gettin muthafuggas in check!
“Youz a HOOOOOOOOE!’
LOL @ Civil 167
#LIES @MAN
PUZZY is not really really good. SOME puzzy is really really good. But SOME puzzy is just a waste of time. Same with d*ck.
CivilEngineer says:
Girls do #hoeshyt because of what they see around them not up on tv so if your daughter a hoe…at one time you probably were too
#justsayin
#noshade
#notdirectedatanyone
#Idontknowwhatyoudo
#whoamItojudge
#allthatshyt
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True, True
CivilEngineer says:
Girls do #hoeshyt because of what they see around them not up on tv so if your daughter a hoe…at one time you probably were too
#justsayin
#noshade
#notdirectedatanyone
#Idontknowwhatyoudo
#whoamItojudge
#allthatshyt
MY MAN……
Heeeey Flo –jumping up and down
thanx for your vote, hun 
@DC WIFE
”
“And @Man after crz posts her picture…you should do the same
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We all know that requires some azz shots.
#standbymyprincipals
Divinebrown says:
@Muncho’s….I’m doing a-ight!!! I’ma tell you what tho…either you have been hired by Beyonce’s PR to personally police SR for slanderous comments made about Beyonce or she is slippin for not hiring you. lmao!! I love her too but DAYUM!!!! I always learn something new about her when you appear. That’s crazy.
HA HA NO DIVINE I AM NOT IN THE PR FIRM OR ANY OTHER BEYONCE FAMILY. I AM A FAN AND HAVE SEEN OR READ DIFFERENT THINGS ABOUT HER THAT SANDRA AND OTHERS OVER LOOK OR JUST DON’T REPORT. GOOGLE BEYONCE GEM GIRLS AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT I AM TAKING ABOUT. PEOPLE JUDGE HER ON HER PERFORMANCES ALONE, WHY NOT JUDGE HER ON SOME OF THE GOOD SHE DOES.
Redeemed777 says:
@MUNCHOSGIRL
You SHOULD know what God they are serving because they throw them in your face everytime via music/videos/movies/magazines.
Again, are you truly reading your Bible, because the Bible CLEARLY says ” by their fruits YOU SHALL KNOW THEM “
I KNOW NOTHING, LIKE I SAID, I DON’T KNOW THEM! I AM NOT THERE WHEN THEY PRACTICE THEIR FAITH, WHEN THEY PRAY OR SPEAK TO THEIR LORD! MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING/LISTENING TO THEIR VIDEOS/MUSIC/MOVIES/MAGAZINE ARTICLES BEFORE YOU ARE HEADED WHERE THEY ARE HEADED AS YOU SAY! YOU CRAZY CHILE, LIVE YOUR LIFE AND LET THEM LIVE THEIRS! ONLY YOU CAN GET YOU TO THE HEAVENS OR WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IS WAITING FOR YOU!
OutsidetheBox says:
Nope @ChaCha.
Bey looked too hot.
CivilEngineer says:
Sandra Rose says:
is up!
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An Obama slam…I’ll pass
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@FLORIDA
“#LIES @MAN
PUZZY is not really really good. SOME puzzy is really really good. But SOME puzzy is just a waste of time. Same with d*ck.”
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This is the BIGGEST misconception that women have.
You couldn’t be more wrong. ALL puzzy is “good.”
Let me define “good”… that means we goin catch a nut. So for a woman, all di©k ain’t good cause you might not climax. But for niggas, we know ahead of time, we goin catch a nut.
So ALL puzzy is good.
No valid reason to turn any down.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DC WIFE
“And @Man after crz posts her picture…you should do the same ”
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We all know that requires some azz shots.
#standbymyprincipals
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So put on your speedos and toot your booty up.
Soooooo no Aaliyah post?!! I kid I know good and damn well that wont happen!
Redeemed777 says:
@Candi Apple
Disney channel aint no better. They actually put more stuff there for kids subcon. to pick up on.
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See Redman, We see eye to eye so why pick on Beyonce. Errybody got azz shots
@CANDI APPLE
”
“Adding: or if she is a big girl who wants a relationship. Taking a dude to church and chit
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Low blow Candi, low blow on that one…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FLORIDA
“#LIES @MAN
PUZZY is not really really good. SOME puzzy is really really good. But SOME puzzy is just a waste of time. Same with d*ck.”
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This is the BIGGEST misconception that women have. You couldn’t be more wrong. ALL puzzy is “good.”
Let me define “good”… that means we goin catch a nut. So for a woman, all di©k ain’t good cause you might not climax. But for niggas, we know ahead of time, we goin catch a nut. So ALL puzzy is good.
No valid reason to turn any down.
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Hopefully this excludes the diseased, deformed and/or disgusting cooch population
@ FLO @ MAN I guess it sucks being a woman because we can never guarantee a nut like a man can. SMH
I like her fit’.
CANDI APPLE
“Adding: or if she is a big girl who wants a relationship. Taking a dude to church and chit ”
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Low blow Candi, low blow on that one…
I knew you missed that chit @Man
Well, @Man, your theories are much different then other men I know. They have experienced “bad” puzzy. They have gotten up and walked away from a bish in a heartbeat because they could tell from the smell of it that it was “bad” puzzy
I
you raise your standards though. Just cause your gettin a nutt dont make it good.
And FYI, most men are unable to make a woman climax. Funny thing is, we can turn the faking “on” and “off” just like a light switch and for men like you, who dont know good puzzy, you’d never know. Tisk Tisk, thats sooo unfortunate for you!
@DC WIFE
“And @Man after crz posts her picture…you should do the same ”
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We all know that requires some azz shots.
#standbymyprincipals
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So put on your speedos and toot your booty up.
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¿¿¿
???
You think I’m Trey Songz or something??
The ladies on here need to put up some azz shots and I’ll put up a pic. That’s how this works.
@MUNCHOSGIRL
” I KNOW NOTHING, LIKE I SAID ”
I agree.
dcwife1622 says:
CivilEngineer says:
Sandra Rose says:
is up!
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An Obama slam…I’ll pass
______________________________
Somebody needs some
Maybe if she gets some we can get an entertaining post about SG, JD, Fanny or some new disaster to throw shade at
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@Miss Harlem…….SHIIIIATTTTT, YES WE CAN!!!!! IT’S JUST NOT A FLESH AND BLOOD MAN BUT A LITTLE BATTERY OPERATED, MECHANICAL DEVICE.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FLORIDA
“#LIES @MAN
PUZZY is not really really good. SOME puzzy is really really good. But SOME puzzy is just a waste of time. Same with d*ck.”
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This is the BIGGEST misconception that women have. You couldn’t be more wrong. ALL puzzy is “good.”
Let me define “good”… that means we goin catch a nut. So for a woman, all di©k ain’t good cause you might not climax. But for niggas, we know ahead of time, we goin catch a nut. So ALL puzzy is good.
No valid reason to turn any down.
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Men fake orgasms too so clearly “all” p**** ain’t good…
@ Man.. Not true, all Puzzy is not good. My cousin used to mess with this chick and he said he damned near had to jump into it to feel anything and she was constantly using “tightening” mechanisms to make it better but chyt wasn’t working.
Wall-less cooch sounds
<—–guaranteed EVERYTIME.
I dont play that.
Exactly @Miss
Funny thing is, we can turn the faking “on” and “off” just like a light switch and for men like you, who dont know good puzzy, you’d never know. Tisk Tisk, thats sooo unfortunate for you!
Yessss ma’am – My nightstand has a few of my favorite battery operated devices
she must of read one of her stans’ comments about her ability to make anything look good & she ran with it
@Flo (Comment #153)
MEN don’t do that… Men are Discreet and RESPECTS One’s privacy & aren’t trying to damage that trust between to consenting adults (Real…)
NOW Bish-AZZ, Loser-Azz & LIMP-Dyck NO STAMINA-Having MALES do those type of things in AN EFFORT to make themselves feel good about THEIR Low-Achieving Sexual-Standard HAVING AZZ(s) !!!
@ DIVINE girllll me and the toys are partners for life however with them I am guaranteed but with a man not all the time smh but with me I will release regardless I don’t believe in wasting my time even if I have to finish it off my damn self
@FLO
“Well, @Man, your theories are much different then other men I know. They have experienced “bad” puzzy. They have gotten up and walked away from a bish in a heartbeat because they could tell from the smell of it that it was “bad” puzzy
I you raise your standards though. Just cause your gettin a nutt dont make it good.
And FYI, most men are unable to make a woman climax. Funny thing is, we can turn the faking “on” and “off” just like a light switch and for men like you, who dont know good puzzy, you’d never know. Tisk Tisk, thats sooo unfortunate for you!”
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Are you believing everything you are told???? HA HA HAHA. Seriously, think about it.
Do men “fake it?” No
Is some puzz better than others? Yes
Is basic bare bones no thrills puzzy still good? Yes
If you KNOW it’s diseased/unclean (i.e. smell bad) will you avoid? Yes
Are you going to catch a nut regardless? Yes
It’s sort of like a woman not wanting to use a vibrator because of the package that it comes in. At the end of the day, you goin be more worried about whether that vibrator can get the job done.
Jay has lil feet and lil hands… poor Bey
@ Fab……………I hear Jay is larger than 10″
“Jay has lil feet and lil hands… poor Bey”
Jay has been WELL DOCUMENTED…they say its *whispers* a monster.
#poorBey
Redeemed777 says:
Yall laughing now….
Tell me something…..
How will jayz and beyonce and t.i and creflo and osteen and some of you keep your businesses, your churches, your savings/checking accounts, etc when the time comes for you to receive the mark of the beast 666 ????????
How will you spend THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MONEY???
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IN THE LINE PAYING EVERYONE TO GET AHEAD OF THEM SO THEY COULD BE LAST
@FLO AND DEVINE
“Yessss ma’am – My nightstand has a few of my favorite battery operated devices ”
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EXACTLY!!!
Are you worried about this vibrator being “perfect,” making the right hummin noise and chit like that???
See, Kat Stacks is like the male equivalent to a vibrator. Just something that get a nigga off from time to time.
I believe it @ELove
Yesssiirrrr!!!!!
And since we going there…….Has anyone ever tried the KY HIS (blue) and HERS (purple)…it is now a bedroom must…just like the commercial OH MY GOD DANGER !!!
Yasssssssssss! I love it…
and it’s not to oily..
@Man…I don’t know about all pus being good
A friend of mine said that he stopped in the middle of
cause the girl was HORRIBLE…he put on his clothes and left…didn’t say nothing. 
@flo and Harlem…GGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL, I be moonwalkin, pop lockin, jerkin, doin Whichaways and shat, going to that mu’fuggin drawer.
However…Based off my personal experience, I do think more men know how to please a woman than they are being given credit for. While there are some men that are a waste of the earth’s resources ,in that department, we can agree there. That’s not always the case.
I dont give a damn about hurting somebody’s feelings by waiting politely til they finish, then rolling over and grabbing Bridgette (the name of my fav toy) and letting her finish the job. She never disappoints
now what ya’ll tom’bout…
I aint foolin with you Man
I know MANY A MEN who will go home and jack their d!ck before having relations with that buzzard.
and hellooooooooooo to all my e-heffas who dnt luv me no more! *mumbles* heffas..
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
And since we going there…….Has anyone ever tried the KY HIS (blue) and HERS (purple)…it is now a bedroom must…just like the commercial OH MY GOD DANGER !!!
we stay knockin the boots with that little discovery
*make note to try this* DOES IT HAVE YOU OBLIVIOUS TO THE WORLD AFTERWARDS?
Hissssssssyyyyyyyyy
I meant to tell you bout that gravi… *bits lip like so*
Don’t believe all you hear. I’ll believe when I see it and right now Jay’s attitude is very well concealed…
KY His and Hers… I need ot buy stock. #Fullsupport
Afternoon @ His….Cute Gravi
Heyyyyy His
Jay has PLENTY of groupie tales and they all said the same thing. BIG.
No biggie to me cause I’m a scaredy cat. Literally.
Heyyy OTB, how ju been bew?
thanks mz dimpz! how goes it?
*throwing chit @ flo*
did i NOT fb yo ass woman!?
Bunch of Fornicators.
Hey His!!!
I’m gonna google the KY His and Hers joint to see what’s in it. Sometimes its stuff u can buy yourself.
Fabulous City says:
Don’t believe all you hear. I’ll believe when I see it and right now Jay’s attitude is very well concealed…
WHEN YOU SEE PLEASE SHARE! IT HAS BEEN SAID BY SEVERAL INDUSTRY CHICKS THAT JAY IS “WELL” ENDOWED IN THE DYCK DEPARTMENT! I WANNA SEE TOO!
Bunch of Fornicators.
#AnnBYE
Yall CAINT be this naive….
I mean, I know yall females but DAYUM.
LOOOOOOOOL.
Ok, riddle me this, and you don’t have to respond by typing, just think it to yourself, how many of you females have EVA HAD A DUDE get up and leave before catchin a nut? Without YOU stoppin it?
(we know the answer is none… if you have DO SOME KEGAL)
Now, how many have some really good friends FEMALE friends that have admitted that a nigga has gotten up and left BEFORE catchin a nut?
(we know the answer is none… if you do have a friend that admitted this, she need to do some Kegal)
Happily Married Redeemed….try again.
@ MUNCHO…………….GIRL DOES IT!!!!
…Afterwards all me and my hubby could do was face each other and crack up laughing. The commercial is dead on I promise.
Divinebrown says:
@flo and Harlem…GGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL, I be moonwalkin, pop lockin, jerkin, doin Whichaways and shat, going to that mu’fuggin drawer.
YOU GOT ME WEAK
@ His..I’m alright tired. You settled in yet.
**Pulls OTBs hair since this heffa ain’t spoken to me in WEEKS*
I’m good @His. Just working it out. *doing kegels* #toomuchinfo #sorry
How is the East Coast treating you?
has anyone read Carmen (nas’ babymommas book) she pretty much details jays cawk and his method of washing his ass in the shower
i actually laughed out loud at that chit..
OutsidetheBox says:
@Fab.
Jay has PLENTY of groupie tales and they all said the same thing. BIG.
No biggie to me cause I’m a scaredy cat. Literally.
BWAHHHHH….BASED ON A DREAM A FRIEND HAD SHE SAID WHEN HE PULLED IT OUT IT ROLLED OUT LIKE A PECAN ROLL! SHE DON’T EVEN LIKE HIM!
Redeemed777 says:
Bunch of Fornicators.
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Well then it better be good
Don’t wanna sin for nothing 
T.Y’z Cha Cha says:
@ MUNCHO…………….GIRL DOES IT!!!! …Afterwards all me and my hubby could do was face each other and crack up laughing. The commercial is dead on I promise.
WELL ALRIGHTY THEN! BABY ALREADY TAKES ME THERE, BUT A LIL FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD WON’T KILL ME…I HOPE!
Dimpzzzzzxx
I had to giggle earlier….you claiming that chocolate in that pic huh?
Redeemed777 says:
Bunch of Fornicators.
YEAP YOU DAMN SHOW RIGHT REDEEMED….I AGREE WITH YOU 100%…MARITAL FORNICATION..TRY IT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT…..
HHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYY HIS
How you doing bew!!!!
@otb oh im back home and LOVING it…i have been shopping and eating like its nobodies business lol…its ok bew, i kegal all day at the comp
@Dimpz, yeah im all settled…i like the gravi bew! get yo luv on grl..
Candi Apple says:
Redeemed777 says:
Bunch of Fornicators.
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Well then it better be good Don’t wanna sin for nothing
I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW DOES GOD IN TRAINING KNOW WHOSE FORNICATING AND WHOSE NOT? HEY AND A SIN IS A SIN!
heyyy shexay sangria!! and heyyy Cha Cha Cha!!
ok so nobody read the book i’m assuming…hmph!
“…BUT A LIL FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD WON’T KILL ME…I HOPE!…”
Color Purple cue:
How’d he die?
“On top of me.”
LOL @ OTB…Ya damned skippy 7yrs and running!
@ His…Glad to hear that and thank ya kindly
I didnt @His.
Tell us about it!
Heeeyyyyy HIS
And yes you did, I meant to hit you back. Sowwy mama!!!!
And dont feel bad @MzD, OTB never speaks to me either. Heffa!!!!
@ His…I read Karrine’s first book but, not Carmen’s. I do recall reading something about how “anal” she said he is about cleansing himself.
@His I read the book. She writes better than supahead. She did say Jay-Z was packin’. Reminded me of a Leprechaun I ran into a long time ago.
Couldnt let the man have the gravi shine all to himself… or she know we some gravi lusters …
Hey Flo Baby! Che don’t wuv we no mo!
@ His … I spoke to you yesterday…I mentioned your come hither look in your gravi…
Hello tho!!
Somebody said POOR BEY…WTH …BEY been a champion on that thang for a little hot minute now Poor Bey nuthin!
Tall, Skinny and Lanky… you do the math
OutsidetheBox says:
“…BUT A LIL FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD WON’T KILL ME…I HOPE!…”
Color Purple cue:
How’d he die?
“On top of me.”
OTTB YOU WRONG FOR THAT! HELL I HAVE HEART PALPITATIONS FROM TIME TO TIME! THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS PARAMEDICS SHOULDN’T SEE!
and what is up with soulja boy
“And dont feel bad @MzD, OTB never speaks to me either. Heffa!!!!”
*throwing up signs and chit*
LOL @ OTB he doesn’t like the camera much. I’ll see if I can find one to post tomorrow. LOL
Redeemed777 says:
Bunch of Fornicators.
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#chileplease
NOW the Pucci VS Coochie in GREAT DETAIL (Pay Attention Ladies…)
PUCCI is just THAT… PUCCI (Nothing really distinctive about it)
You have the following:
God AWFUL which is diseased among other things
Decent to Average which MAY NEED some lubrication (Just Depends)
GOOD which is Phuckable and just MAYBE Eatable (Again, Just Depends)
NOW VERY GOOD PUCCI is COOCHIE-Level !!!!!
(I ONLY Deal with THIS LEVEL & Above…)
Coochie comes in THREE Distinct Categories…
COOCHIE again is VERY GOOD PUCCI (Phuckable & Eatable…)
GOOD COOCHIE is a little Juicier-n-Tasty (DEF Grade A Quality…)
Sweet-Tasting COOCHIE is the No. 1 Commodity in The WORLD !!!!!
It’s KISS-able, LICK-able, SUCK-able and Ridiculously EAT-able…
It’s a TREASURE TO BEHOLD and is IRREPLACEABLE & TOO PRECIOUS A GIFT
FloridaChick813 says:
@ T.Y’z I love the His and Hers!!!! Sh.it is like magic
Is this heffa screaming and slanging pannies?! *rofl*
#nottrue
#teampinkpanties
Owwwwww @OTB
Aunt Flow is in town. Got a bish feeling all sensitive and emotional
Throwing condoms and panties.
#justincase
LMAO @ DIVINE girl that be me too with my fav movie (sometimes) a bish be happy to walk to that nightstand!!
@ FLO I didnt name them yet I have a family of them LMAO
@ HIS my fiance what it do boo?
Oh and @ T.Y’z thanks I was wondering if that is magic guess I got to get it
LMAO @ DIVINE girl that be me too with my fav movie (sometimes) a bish be happy to walk to that nightstand!!
@ FLO I didnt name them yet I have a family of them LMAO
@ HIS my fiance what it do boo?
Oh and @ T.Y’z thanks I was wondering if that is magic guess I got to get it
#TeamKegalattheComputer
cheeks8683 says:
antonie dobson and his sis have a new video out…He got his hair flat-ironed for this go-around
and what is up with soulja boy
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Soulja Boy is a young dumb ass and I have to google Antoine’s new video..
*wipes Flo’s tears* She don’t mean it. *I hope*
:Thumbs up* @ E-Love *chessin cause i’m sitting on a coochie goldmine*
my fault for the double post
@cha cha cha, I only popped in for all of 6 secs yesterday bew, so I missed it…I sawwy =(
@flo, I stay forgiving yo ass lol
@candi, yeah she does write wayyy better than supahead…word
@Otb, u probably wanna read that book bew
It’s KISS-able, LICK-able, SUCK-able and Ridiculously EAT-able…
It’s a TREASURE TO BEHOLD and is IRREPLACEABLE & TOO PRECIOUS A GIFT
ELOVE IS E GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT
@ELove, And having that No. 1 coochie, is generally what turns a male into a man. And a whore into a homebody!
#TeamPinkPanties
I sold my first item bish!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bought that mofo for $8.50 on Ebay (free shipping) and sold it for $30
What else is new? We all know that Beyonce steals everything.
LMAO @ SANGRIA #teamkegalatthecomputer you ain’t never lie
@ MZ so its #teamcoochiegoldmine?
ahhh is my fiance in da houseeee? *cabbage patching* whats up mama?
WOMEN DOING THE DAMN THANG!!!!!!!!!!!! FLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
#teamentrepreneurs
His_Mommy623 says:
@cha cha cha, I only popped in for all of 6 secs yesterday bew, so I missed it…I sawwy =(
itS ALL LOVE
I’ve NEVER, not once fugged a man and him not come crawling back wanting more. My sis will say things like “I havent heard from him since we fugged” — and im like “really??? IDK what to tell ya, cause I dont have that problem”
@ Harlem…………Sounds good to me! #teamcoochiegoldmine
LOL Can relate to Flo but her sister,
“really??? IDK what to tell ya, cause I dont have that problem
#CantRelate
#NonSequitur
@ HIS nothin much hun I did all my work in the A.M. so mentally I am done for today LOL.
@His, You know I dont mean it boo
But I had to get off ya sh.it. I must admit I got a lil salty when you proposed to @Miss and sh.it 
@E-LOVE
“You have the following:
God AWFUL which is diseased among other thingsDecent to Average which MAY NEED some lubrication (Just Depends)
GOOD which is Phuckable and just MAYBE Eatable (Again, Just Depends)
NOW VERY GOOD PUCCI is COOCHIE-Level !!!!!
(I ONLY Deal with THIS LEVEL & Above…)
Coochie comes in THREE Distinct Categories…
COOCHIE again is VERY GOOD PUCCI (Phuckable & Eatable…)
GOOD COOCHIE is a little Juicier-n-Tasty (DEF Grade A Quality…)
Sweet-Tasting COOCHIE is the No. 1 Commodity in The WORLD !!!!!
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I’m fuggin everything but the bottom two.
@ MZ you was my inspiration
LOL
LOL @ Harlem
@Harlem, sooooooo u been faithful bew?
Harlem says:
Oh and @ T.Y’z thanks I was wondering if that is magic guess I got to get it
At first I was skeptic…because we dont need no help but like I said…. We keep it in the bedroom like we keep cold water in the fridge… GOTTA HAVE IT..
I think its about $14.99
Thanks OTB
#TeamCoochieGoldMine
#TeamFatMonkey
now Floheezy!!! how dare u! ur my sugabear with ur kayuteeee lil white faced self!
*channeling Mario*
floheezy…u should let me love yewwwwwwww
lmao @ harlem
@ HIS of course I am faithful *girl scouts honor*
@ T.Y’z thats why I was skeptic too but if you giving it rave reviews I will def take note and try it out ASAP *runnin to target now*
OutsidetheBox says:
“really??? IDK what to tell ya, cause I dont have that problem
#CantRelate
#NonSequitur
A bish had to go GOOGLE that shyt … You is a MESS!!!:rofl:
**Throws a hot cup of tea @Miss && His**
Ya’ll bish’s aint sh.it
*Dodges tea*
Be back, heading to lunch
*ducks* these lil white womens is violent!
@MzD
He looks extra buff. I bet he be picking your a$$ up and sh.it.
#Jealous
NO YOU DIDNT!!!!!!!!
Whats up with the Philly Cheese Steak though???? Ask mom dukes to make me one!
“He looks extra buff. I bet he be picking your a$$ up and sh.it.”
*Valley voice* I love me some chocolate thunder.
@Flo
anytime bew…anytime
@harlem, btch I did not get a heart 2day and I put a ring on it! *single ladies dance*
#Bored
Where the h3ll did everybody go???
I never had a buff dude like that
I like them tall, slim guys, that come with the “big d*ck walk”
However the current boo now is not very tall at all :/
@flo
heffas wanna act like they working n chit…hmph!
FloridaChick813 says:
“He looks extra buff. I bet he be picking your a$$ up and sh.it.”
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@ HIS
*I got you boo*
Sorry @Man… *hangs head* But I couldn’t resist. You left it open
You already know. He be walking to the fridge getting a cup of kool aid and sh.it
ahhhhh I knew I was marrying u for a reason n chit bew *bats lashes*
I’m HUNGRY!!! *curls up and dies*
FLO!! now listen if u want in on this engagement, u gawn have 2 get yo ish together sugah! all this hate on our love makes me sad..
crabs in a barrel, boy…crabs in a barrel!
I never had a buff dude like that I like them tall, slim guys, that come with the “big d*ck walk”
However the current boo now is not very tall at all
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Mine can bench press 420…Very Buff but not in the gross steroid way, its all natural..Pretty tall too! I’m 5’10 myself and I can’t do skinny, or else I feel like I’m crushing him!
FloridaChick813 says:
I never had a buff dude like that I like them tall, slim guys, that come with the “big d*ck walk”
My hubby aint slim he tall at 6″5 broad arms(football/country boy swole) BUT he got that “big d*ck walk”
I thought I was the only one that noticed niccas that walk like that
….but I told your a$$ Im salty about that sh.it….
His_Mommy623 says:
I’m HUNGRY!!! *curls up and dies*
@Cheeks & TY’z, girl im 5’5, 125lbs, so I cant do too big
LOL
But I wont knock it since I havent tried it
@cha cha cha I ammmmm *getting weaker*
NOPE @ CHA CHA that walk have me thinkin all kinds of wrong doings
@ FLO *deep sigh* no matter how much we make you sick we still lubs you. Thats my fiance so I have to show her love thats my job. I know you understand
@MY FIANCE *side eye @ flo*
she knows we adore her, she just showing her ass today (a nice ass it is TRUST ME, I KNOW) lmaooo FLOOOOOOOOOOO
@His, I’m hungry too. I had a salad at lunch, but it didnt do much for me :/
@Miss, I understand. You guys love each other more then you love me. Its cool. I’ll just stay in my “baby mama” role :/
LMMAOOOOOO @His
SHUT UP!!! Why you gotta bring up old sh.it???
And ya’ll must didnt see my above comment “Aunt Flow is in town and a bish is feeling a little sensitive and a little emotional”
BECAUSE @Flo
u never email me no moreeeee I’m sad with u now *tear*
I’m boredddddddddd *stomps around like a fat baby*
What yall hoes talkin bout now?
**scrolls up**
yall are funny….I had a stoffer’s chicken alfredo and broccoli flatbread for lunch…It might sound suspect but man, I love them. I gotta get 2-3 everytime I go to lunch…
@FloridaChick: seems like the big muscular dudes like the pettite type like u. I always have the dudes my same height (without heels) tryna to holla… >:( I like my cotton-pickin’ field-ninja brothas lol!
*** correction: I gotta get 2-3 everytime I go to walmart–dont need yall thinkin I’m a greedy bish lol!
MAN! I will stab u in the ass…what hoes u tom’bout? *scrolls up too*
BISH you dont email me no more either! HMPH!!!!
And im bored too! We have no work to do. Sh.it is slow as molases.
@Cheeks
those are sooooo goood!!
a whole bunch of nothin @Man
Whats goin on in YOUR world????
@flo excuse me??? ok fine I will email u heffa!!
@ man u are so loose with that term…Couldn’t you have asked what are you young ladies talking about in here now? I guess that would have been asking for too much..U and this mouth of yours….
@Cheeks, My sons father swears by those. I never tried it before, but he says they are GOOD.
@FLO
“Whats goin on in YOUR world????”
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Well, let’s see. My ex’s birthday is Friday and she comin to town.
Then I got a new boo birthday Monday and another ex boo birthday the following Monday (September 6).
#addictedtoVirgopuss
LMAO @ FLO baby mama role.
@ CHEEKS I wanted to try that but was skeptic guess I will give that a try.
@CHEEKS
“u are so loose with that term…Couldn’t you have asked what are you young ladies talking about in here now? I guess that would have been asking for too much..U and this mouth of yours….”
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You know what, you oughtta come set something over my mouth and just smother it for sayin that chit so much.
Man has no respect. I have a feeling he’s gonna die a lonely ol man, watching porno
LOL
hey hey hey man I never went out with you! thats my damn birthday! (sept 6) actually its me and my babydaddys birthday
SMH @ MAN I hope your dck had plenty of rest because you are about to be busy. Now that deserves a
@FLO
LOL
“Man has no respect. I have a feeling he’s gonna die a lonely ol man, watching porno
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but it will be some good “girl on girl” pornos!
cheeks8683 says:
@FloridaChick: seems like the big muscular dudes like the pettite type like u. I always have the dudes my same height (without heels) tryna to holla… >:( I like my cotton-pickin’ field-ninja brothas lol!
I am 5″6 lbs and my hubby always calls me small as “You so little, what you gonna do”
I dont think 5″6 is short at all.
I like my cotton-pickin’ field-ninja brothas lol!
MEE TOOOO
@ His… Why aren’t you getting food? Not lunch yet? I can e* express you some of this sketti (spaghetti) I made
You know what, you oughtta come set something over my mouth and just smother it for sayin that chit so much.
*you know what I am gonna leave that alone*
@HIS
“hey hey hey man I never went out with you! thats my damn birthday! (sept 6) actually its me and my babydaddys birthday”
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Dayum! That means you crazy cause that bytch (my ex) need to be in Arkham Asylum! For real for real.
@cha cha cha plz do! ur too kind bew…too kind *waits for da sketti*
@ T.Y.’z – can you please e-express me some??? I havent had sketti in months :/
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHEEKS
“u are so loose with that term…Couldn’t you have asked what are you young ladies talking about in here now? I guess that would have been asking for too much..U and this mouth of yours….”
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You know what, you oughtta come set something over my mouth and just smother it for sayin that chit so much.
JUMPING UP AND DOWN and RAISING hand… I got Montanas Azz SHANGLES waiting in the car…let me know when you want her to come in Man
@Man
well it works out cus my bewstanky has the same bday so we been crazy 2gether for all of ten years lmaoooo but yo ex btch and HER issues have nada to with me =)
You know what, you oughtta come set something over my mouth and just smother it for sayin that chit so much.
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Oh lawd…here u go…
@missharlem, they are delish…I hate bringing my lunch because I end up with alot of repeats but I dont mind eating those. And th Friday’s artichoke spinach dip is really good considering it is frozen, I bring some tortilla chips and go to work! I can’t eat fast food daily like my co-works…I just refuse to weigh 300lbs at 26 lol
AZZ SHANGLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
@HIS
“well it works out cus my bewstanky has the same bday so we been crazy 2gether for all of ten years lmaoooo but yo ex btch and HER issues have nada to with me =)”
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Virgo women and Sanity = oil and water
@T.Y.
“JUMPING UP AND DOWN and RAISING hand… I got Montanas Azz SHANGLES waiting in the car…let me know when you want her to come in Man”
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:/
Uh huh….told OTB….theif…in rich people terms “business savy”
that outfit looks like a campbell soup can of shyt…i don’t give a damn how much it cost. And Beyonce got some child bearing hips for you azz…and she ain even had a baby yet.
Damn @His, 10 years?????? I didnt realize your bew was your BD???
@Cheeks, Im glad you mentioned the dip. I like it at resturants, and saw it in the frozen isle but never bought it. I think I might just have to now that you mentioned it
@Man
its ok bew, i accept yo ignorance but YOU picked up retarded ass virgo, YOU DID k? dnt label us all… i LOVE me and i LOVE my crazy *doing the stanky leg*
krysiiiiii
don’t it tho
I still e-luv u OTB lmao
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssss
lovely pic Ma! 
Regardless what you all say. I think Bey is a beatiful women who is doing her thing. I am happy that she is trying to slow down for her relationship sake. She is not stupid she has her stuff together. She doesn’t have all that drug drama…I think we should celebrate women like her, not speak bad of her.
@Flo
cus hes puerto rican?
its okay ma, I get that alot…he raised my son since he was a baby…its a shame when another nigga has 2 pick up a losers slack but it turned out for the best, he adopted him *swoons just thinking bout that man*
#teamhotandnew
#teammixedprints
#teamleopardasaneutral
Krysi I resent that child bearin hips remark! I hear that from them old bats in the church all the time and I don’t have kids either!
*walks away mumblin*
old bats with raggedy azz nappy tangled up wigs smellin like moth balls
thank u krysiii bew, i likey yo default too
Awwww, thats whats up @His
Thats like my sisters oldest sons father. Her second child is white, but first sons dad (a black man) takes care of him. Signed the birth certificate. Thats who he knows as Daddy. And I give him nothing but props. He takes care of the little blonde hair, blued eye lucifer (that what I call him) just as well as he takes care of his own
::coming out of lurking::
Hey everyone!
@OTB, I have not been able to google said image…help?
Cheeks, Im glad you mentioned the dip. I like it at resturants, and saw it in the frozen isle but never bought it. I think I might just have to now that you mentioned it
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I caught it on sale and I figured I would give it a whirl…I’m picky about my spinach dip too…Chedders, Friday’s, and Pappadeux (their has crab in it) are the best. I was surprised the frozen type was so good. Its wayyy better than the tostidoes bottled brand of chit!
KRYSIIIII
@HIS
“its ok bew, i accept yo ignorance but YOU picked up retarded ass virgo, YOU DID k? dnt label us all… i LOVE me and i LOVE my crazy *doing the stanky leg*”
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all yall crazy.
lucifer!! bish ur a mess lmaoo
but THAT IS whats up
Heeyyyy Brown
Honnnneeeyyyyyy!!!! Where ya been lady??? You still the coupon queen or what??
I love Cheddars
@Cheeks. The madre and I are supposed to go there tonight!
I never tried the one by Tostito’s either
But again, my sons dad swears by it. LOL
@ CHEEKS I am a foodie so I am glad that it’s good because I am always heistant
FLO…you know im right! lol
That child is something else @His
@honeyyy, hey bew!
@man its cool… i embrace my crazy tho *moving along*
@Flo Heeyy missy! And who else can steal my crown? ::humph:: LOL I think I remembered you guys saying they closed the Winn Dixie’s down there so i don’t feel so bad about not sharing my latest “steal” Last week they had a buy one get one sale on those Stouffer’s skillet meals. Well the coupon I had took $4 off both of them and made it like $0.49 a bag….I have 8 bags left sitting in the freezer.
<—makes a MEAN spinach dip!
Hey Honeyyyyyy! What pic?
Harlem nice graviiiiii baybayyyyy
Hey Browntown!
My Moms damn near OWN the winn-dixie.
Krysi I resent that child bearin hips remark! I hear that from them old bats in the church all the time and I don’t have kids either!
*walks away mumblin*
old bats with raggedy azz nappy tangled up wigs smellin like moth balls
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I have child bearing hips too…but I’ve put them to work twice
@His….hey hun!
Oh and @Flo…I just scored a deal with that Wyndam promotional crap in Orlando…yeah I have to sit through a boring 120 min presentation but I will be staying 4 days/3 nights at the resort with 2 tickets to a theme park of my choice for $150. I am just trying to figure when to go. Oh yeah!
Owwwwww I see Miss finally put up the gravie!!!!
…..go head lil mama, go head….
#ProudBabyMama
LMAO @ We be on some straight Ghetto Kama Sutra. Then that nigga be in the kitchen nekkid as hell like Ving Rhames in Baby Boy.
@ Man…….When’s “Thickum’s” turn?
MISS HARLEMmmmmMMMMMmmmm!
umm OTB back up off my Fiance lmaooo
@ OTB thanks babe!!! Aaliyah will reserve her spot later LOL
Lookin good @ Harlem
wheres Browntown? I didnt see that damn woman up in here!
WTH @ Honey????
We sooooooooooooo have Winn Dixie’s down here
And I dont even know what your speaking of, but at $0.49 a bag, I’d take some anyways 
And you need to put a bish on to that! I stayed there once with a friend and the sh.it is NICE . And I say wait til it starts coolin off. That way you’ll still be able to enjoy the pool, but you wont die of heat stroke at the theme park
@ FLO thanks my BM!!!
@ MZ you just made my mouth water with that scene from Baby Boy
@ KRYSI
“umm OTB back up off my Fiance lmaooo”
#jealousy is so ugly.
Last week they had a buy one get one sale on those Stouffer’s skillet meals. Well the coupon I had took $4 off both of them and made it like $0.49 a bag….I have 8 bags left sitting in the freezer.
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Dang that’s crackhead prices. I could eat off those for 2 weeks…
#ownyourposition
@ MZ thanks hun!! I finally said fvk it!
“w33d is universal. Name one race that dont smoke bud??”
– The Wood
I’m sawwyyyy miss jackson oooohhh I am for realllll
#neva jealous
#i put a ring on it
#pretty bishes dnt DO jealousy!
Now make me some spinach dip!
@OTB and Flo, my bad yall….I guess I read what I want huh? LOL Okay okay, theres a new deal this week…not as much of a steal as my last one but hey, its still do-able. Buy 2 freschetta pizzas for $13.98 and get free: 1 2 liter coke product, Breyers ice cream, Winn Dixie brand breadsticks and Tyson Any’tizers. I got a coupon to take of $2.00 off of that so $11.98 when all is said and done.
#nowwhoelsewannafcukwithhollywoodcourt
Own It. Embrace It. Love It.
@Cheeks I know right? LOL I’m sitting here mad I didn’t go back everyday LOL.
#waitingonthe****slipupagain
@Flo and OTB Just get the coupon at w w w .f reschetta . com
@ Harlem….It just kinda killed me that he was asking did he want sausage while he was standing there looking like his dyck was in the skillet.
I second the dip @OTB
Pwetty pweeeeaaasseeee
go head to the kona dimpz…go head bish!
@Flo
u see her tryna act like we didnt request some dip up in here!
Your response: “ooh I want some suasage alright!!!!”
Bye Dimpz!
I ain’t neva a damned time in my life been sent to the SR kona! >:(
@ Krysi
She always wore that bis azz broach with those fake azz diamonds, it wasn’t even cubic zirconia it was clear pastic in the shape of diamonds with fake rubies!
@ MZ I
FLO I damn sure would have obliged. I lubs me some sausage
MzDimplez… Its fun in the corner. I got picket signs and errything. Been smoking since this morning.
@OTB and Flo, my bad yall….I guess I read what I want huh? LOL Okay okay, theres a new deal this week…not as much of a steal as my last one but hey, its still do-able. Buy 2 freschetta pizzas for $13.98 and get free: 1 2 liter coke product, Breyers ice cream, Winn Dixie brand breadsticks and Tyson Any’tizers. I got a coupon to take of $2.00 off of that so $11.98 when all is said and done.
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Say what!!! U get a drink, side items, and dessert?!!! Dang that make me wanna drive out of state to find a Winn Dixie #teamgluttony
lmaooo tip jar my ass heffa!
DRIES VAN NOTEN EMBELLISHED IKAT SHIRT – £795.00
BEYONCE’S TOP ISN’T BOXING KITTEN.
Damn, that sounds like a DEAL though. I maybe hittin up Winn Dixie when I leave work
*sticks out right index finger and thumb in Candi’s direction and waits for her to pass
*
A tip for OTB: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
NOW CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE THE DAM.N DIP!!! Im heading that way soon as I leave work
BEYONCE’S TOP ISN’T BOXING KITTEN.
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What she not boxing her kitten?
Those 9 year olds are gonna be upset.
they wanted on just like hers
@MZ
Inhale *cough* Here you go… what happens in the corner stay’s in the corner.
@Cheeks yes ma’am, they reel me in everytime. Where you at? I may work my magic to find some deals.
Now at Target, I’ve been eyeing that Sonicare toothbrush which they have on sale now for $49. Whoever had last Sundays paper, there’s a coupon in there for $10 off that and I have a Target coupon for $10 off as well…making that bish $29. Targets policy on coupons is that you can use BOTH their coupon and a manufacturer’s coupon on the same item. But I lucked up and found that some saintly person left a $20 off coupon on top of the boxes and now I’m getting the toothbrush for $19. Im just mad I don’t know where to find some more. Whoever want that Target coupon, I gotchu
Wait!!!! @MzD
You partake in
?????
Loving the cypher LMAO
@ Flo…………very rarely. LOL
Email me @Honey
And I thought I was the bargain queen. Cleary I am not! :/
“w33d is universal. Name one race that dont smoke bud??”
– The Wood
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*looking at the weed like Smokey on Friday*
“see, da Weed be letting you know……when evil lurk”
LMAO @ OTB rattling the tip JAR!! We take credit cards too!!
Yes ma’am! @ Candi
Thanks Munch!
Love Ikat. Y’all ‘member that pink Ikat Gucci sister Taraji wore and we was coveting
Destinee says:
Regardless what you all say. I think Bey is a beatiful women who is doing her thing. I am happy that she is trying to slow down for her relationship sake. She is not stupid she has her stuff together. She doesn’t have all that drug drama…I think we should celebrate women like her, not speak bad of her.
Mz Dimplez was all…HAIL YEAH… I WANT SOME SAUSAGE(S)
you BESTA WERK HARLEM
(HARLEM SHAKING)
Email me Honey. You know I want it!
#teamTar’get *French accent*
kRYSIIIIII!!!!…..WHAT UP THO
@ honeygrahm girl im in oklahoma city…I love my electric toothbrushes! I’m such a clean freak tho that I throw them out after a few weeks. I’ve been using the equate brand from walmart since I toss them so much. Those suckas are only like $3.98 and they do a real good job, I always get compliments on my smile! My e-mail is the same username at yahoo! Work your magic lol!
@Flo, you’ve got mail
cheeks8683 says:
I always get compliments on my smile!
CUS ITS SO PRETTIFUL
Cheeks you do have a nice smile!
@cheeks, you’ve got mail
@ CHA CHA thanks hun
@OTB, you’ve got mail
What the hell is that damned tip jar for, freedom bribes?
Nah them lazy bishes want Free dip.
I dont know what they thinking.
Only thing free in here is @man’s d!ck.
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and
again
And even though its free, we still dont want it
That outfit is awful… I swear people make millions off rich people with no sense. I’m need to buy a sewing machine, sew some curtains and rags together, slap a $500 price tag on it and make enough to send all my kids to college and live great.
@Man, if you still here, how old are you??
@otb
ihatechu!
@ OutsidetheBox thanks!
@ Honey lemme check, thanks!
Thanks Cha Cha just saw your post!
Everyone is blind …. it does match if you look closely to the side of the short has the same print as the shirt. (I bet if she turned around it would make sense.) I like it …. it’s very funky!
CUS ITS SO PRETTIFUL
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dat dog on TY…
not prettiful, but I agree Cheeks 
love Harlem and Ty’s new gravi’s TOO 