Morning Wood (or lack thereof) – Amar’e Stoudemire

NBA star Amar’e Stoudemire is one of the professional athletes featured in the ESPN magazine ‘Body Issue’. A naked Amar’e is featured jumping into a swimming with one hand palming a basketball, while the other hand (or finger) covers his bare essentials.

The photo leaves a lot to the imagination, as well as lingering questions, such as maybe they photoshopped it out?

Via: TLF



 


114 Responses to “Morning Wood (or lack thereof) – Amar’e Stoudemire”

  1. 1
    Cocoabana says:

    Well maybe this is how Kanye tucked his balls in that other post. :/

  2. 2
    HALLE'S MUM says:

    :lol: @ coco, I think it has been photoshopped out .

  3. 3
    mochacashmere says:

    Whoa! :shocked:

  4. 4
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    LMAO @ Cocoa

    I feel ashamed FOR him. LOL

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    yvonne79 says:

    So, he can cover it completely with TWO fingers? :blink:
    Maybe he’s a “grower”……

  7. 7
    FloridaChick813 says:

    I believe they photoshopped it out as well…. Well, I hope soo!!!

    :pray:

  8. 8
    yvonne79 says:

    For his sake, let this be photoshopped…..

  9. 9
    KrayZKat says:

    Hmmmmm! :think:

  10. 10
    OHoney says:

    I am pissed at this picture.
    The more I look at it the more I wonder how he can hold his “stuff” with the same amount of fingers as my 8 year old.
    I mean come on….

  11. 11
    KrayZKat says:

    Why would he want to take a nude photo and have his “essentials” photoshopped out? I’d think he’d want to show everyone what he’s working with.

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  13. 13
    kingstonn says:

    the look on his face says it all. po’ baby.

  14. 14
    candibfly says:

    lol maybe it’s tucked back? :dead:

    ain’t NO WAY he should be able to conceal it with 2 fingers! *flips over a trojan magnum factory*

  15. 15
    Tera says:

    :waiting: ….still :waiting: …oh just eff it :dead: @ this damn picture

  16. 16
    mirsmommy says:

    Damn, is his peen playing Peek-A-Boo??????

    I hope that cover is photoshopped. :/

  17. 17
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :shrug: Can’t figure out why he would agree to that.

  18. 18
    BigDapDog says:

    Now this is funny, his girl will DEFINITELY cheat on his azz.

  19. 19
    LadyJustice says:

    :rofl: that is soooo messed up

  20. 20
    kingstonn says:

    if it is photoshopped, why did they do it?

  21. 21
    Krysi J says:

    Da HELL??? :shocked:

    HEY ALL MY BOOzzzzzz!!! :grin: :wave:

  22. 22
    Cocoabana says:

    He probably one of those men who doesn’t show his penis before intercourse. He tries to hide it and chit because he already KNOW she ain’t gonna be satisfied. That’s why I always PREVIEW BEFOREHAND! :yes:

  23. 23
    OHoney says:

    Hello @Krysi

  24. 24
    M_promp2 says:

    Let us pray the lil homie is just tucked. Another guy in this same spread looked like his was tucked too.

  25. 25
    kingstonn says:

    @ cocoa, to check for bumps and bruises & critters… :thumbsup:

  26. 26
    CFREE says:

    He only needs 2 fingers to cover the jimmey? :blink:

  27. 27
    Al-Ameera says:

    I hate this look for him

  28. 28
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Krysi!

    Still can’t figure it out. :shrug:

  29. 29
    LadyJustice says:

    is this issue catered towards women or men? :shrug: i dont know naaan woman that reads espn magazine

  30. 30
    BigDapDog says:

    :waves: @Krysi

  31. 31
    Cocoabana says:

    You damn right Kingstonn.

    Lady, I was thinking the same thing. WHAT WOMAN READS ESPN? Now, I enjoy sports but i’m not reading a damn magazine for it.

  32. 32
    mirsmommy says:

    Krysi J says:

    Da HELL???

    HEY ALL MY BOOzzzzzz!!!
    _________________________________________

    Heyyy Krysi :waves:

  33. 33
    Sandra Rose says:

    LadyJustice says:

    is this issue catered towards women or men? :shrug: i dont know naaan woman that reads espn magazine
    _____________________

    The first word that flashed through my mind when I saw that was “GAY”. :lol:

  34. 34
    Sandra Rose says:

    M_promp2 says:

    Let us pray the lil homie is just tucked.
    ___________________

    I can always count on you guys for a good laugh! :lol:

  35. 35
    OHoney says:

    I think this is gonna be one of those things he regrets later in life.
    Not much later….but later

  36. 36
    BigDapDog says:

    @Lady, maybe it is the coming out edition. There are probably other ballers in there too.

  37. 37
    Val says:

    SOOOOO, HE CAN HOLD HIS “PEE PEE” WITH JUST ONE FINGER???? :blink:

  38. 38
    intensemocha says:

    WE RECEIVED A COPY OF THIS MAG AT MY JOB-AND I FOUND MYSELF TRYING TO PEAK UNDER HIS HAND HOPING TO FIND SOME GOODS

    MMMMHHH, HE JUST STRAIGHT RUINED HIS SEX LIFE-NOBODY IS CHECKIN FOR HIS “LITTLE” PACKAGE

  39. 39
    Val says:

    yvonne79 says:

    So, he can cover it completely with TWO fingers?
    Maybe he’s a “grower”……

    ___________________________________________________

    NAH- YVONNE… DAS 1 FINGER BOO…. :dead: @ Maybe he’s a “grower”……

    :lol:

  40. 40
    Cocoabana says:

    He probably pisses on his balls when he pees.

  41. 41
    Genia says:

    One Finger Peen Hold is NOT-TAH!!! FLY!!! homie!!!!!!!!

  42. 42
    MsTrendy says:

    Why would he even do a cover like this?

  43. 43
    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg :coffee:

  44. 44
    Genia says:

    If this was photo-shopped…WHY didn’t they photo-shop the ash off his knees?

  45. 45
    Val says:

    HELL- MY 2 YR OLD IS MORE …”MANLY” THAN THIS NICCA :shrug:

  46. 46
    Cocoabana says:

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg
    ——-
    :dead:

  47. 47
    Genia says:

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: When it “ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY”!!! They can get it there for less!!!!! :rofl:

  48. 48
    mirsmommy says:

    @ Sandra, we asked for Morning Wood, not Morning :wtf:

    :lol:

  49. 49
    Genia says:

    Dude!! I’m not saying every dude has to have the TWO HANDED cuffing going on…but at least can we get a palm, a fist!!!!

  50. 50
    Cocoabana says:

    Gouch he could definitely use some of that Johnson’s baby oil gel on them knees.

  51. 51
    Val says:

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg

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    Genia says:

    If this was photo-shopped…WHY didn’t they photo-shop the ash off his knees?

    __________________________________________________________

    DOUBLE :dead:

  52. 52
    BigDapDog says:

    :rofl: :rofl: @Mirs, exactly.

  53. 53
    iscream says:

    Well let’s give him the benefit of the doubt basketball players have bigger hands the average person.

  54. 54
    BigDapDog says:

    @isc he must have the biggest fingers in the world then.

  55. 55
    Genia says:

    In my Riley Freeman voice: eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Nigg-a you GAY

  56. 56
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ IScream……………..:no: he doesn’t even have anything peeking out. On that note, he’s hiding his Frank AND Beanz with 1 finger?!
    :dead:

  57. 57
    Genia says:

    iscream says:

    Well let’s give him the benefit of the doubt basketball players have bigger hands the average person.
    _________________________________________________________________________
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Iscream what I hear you saying is that he was stung in his finger by a bee just before the shoot and his finger swelled up…..right? An Allergic reaction…..uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm right?

  58. 58
    ericaharry says:

    WOW!!!! that HAS to be photoshopped, I mean for HIS sake cause man!!!!

  59. 59
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    WHAT IN THEEEE MYPENUSISSMALLICANTUCKITBACKWITHONEFINGER HELL!!!!!

  60. 60
    Anna says:

    MsTrendy says:

    Why would he even do a cover like this?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    One female lied and told him he was packing, and he believed it.

  61. 61
    BigDapDog says:

    @Brown, see all the men gonna get you stop talking about his puss oh I mean pean.

  62. 62
    Genia says:

    Allergic fingers or small peen…What’s your vote SR FAM!!!!!

  63. 63
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    prebubescent penus havin

  64. 64
    BigDapDog says:

    @Anna your gravi for today says it all.

  65. 65
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    preteen peen havin

  66. 66
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    it was 20 below peen havin

  67. 67
    BigDapDog says:

    no @Brown that’s an infant peen

  68. 68
    tintin1979 says:

    what the hell. why woudl the magazine have a article like this and how the hell a man that big, can be so tiny down there?

  69. 69
    Genia says:

    Cocoabana says:

    Gouch he could definitely use some of that Johnson’s baby oil gel on them knees.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Johnson Baby Oil Gel is my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that stuff especially the scented one

  70. 70
    Al-Ameera says:

    Oh goodness…Poor lil boo boo

  71. 71
    ajonesy says:

    it’s the Amar’e Stoudemire Ken Doll

  72. 72
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    they cut off too much at the circumcision peen havin

  73. 73
    Genia says:

    tintin1979 says:

    what the hell. why woudl the magazine have a article like this and how the hell a man that big, can be so tiny down there
    ___________________________________________________________________
    So not to alienate or intimidate their white readers.. :shrugs:

  74. 74
    mirsmommy says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    preteen peen havin
    _______________________

    :no: That’s an undeveloped fetus peen.

  75. 75
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    it’s really an outey peen havin

  76. 76
    Genia says:

    Luscious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

  77. 77
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    1st trimester peen havin

  78. 78
    T.Y'z Cha Cha says:

    Somebody is losing their job today :rofl:

  79. 79
    mirsmommy says:

    ajonesy says:

    it’s the Amar’e Stoudemire Ken Doll
    _______________________

    :rofl:

  80. 80
    Sandra Rose says:

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg :coffee:
    _______________

    Do you have a tracking # :lol:

  81. 81
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl:

    All y’all crazy!

  82. 82
    Genia says:

    ajonesy says: it’s the Amar’e Stoudemire Ken Doll
    ___________________________________________________________________
    Hell even ken had a holding place where his peen should have been…..

  83. 83
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Pinky with no brain havin peen

  84. 84
    flawless001 says:

    Can you photo shop a peen to be that dang on small? :blink:

  85. 85
    T.Y'z Cha Cha says:

    @ Genia…How did you change your name to Genia… I wanna change my name to Cha Cha

  86. 86
    Genia says:

    At Cha Cha, i went into my profile by clicking on your name and changed it

  87. 87
    flawless001 says:

    Sorry to inform you guys, A pkg that small doesn’t even come with a tracking number :coffee:

  88. 88
    T.Y'z Cha Cha says:

    maybe…just maybe…. it was cold out there :shrugs:

  89. 89
    Genia says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Pinky with no brain havin peen
    ______________________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: PINKY with no BRAIN!!!!!!! HILL-LAR-RE-US!!!!!

  90. 90
    Anna says:

    BigDapDog says:

    @Anna your gravi for today says it all.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I’m sure he is familiar with the look of disappointment, along w/disbelief. Bet a buck he keeps the lights out.

  91. 91
    DapisDaShizz says:

    @Brown so you saying he just dumb huh

  92. 92
    Genia says:

    ESPN the body issue:
    Stoudmeir talks about small peen and the women who hate it

  93. 93
    T.Y'z Cha Cha says:

    maybe its in the back like how Gabrielles butt puzzy was in the front …… :hurl:

    Where the guys at to comment on his shadow of a ding a ling

  94. 94
    MissHarlem says:

    It was photoshopped and the reason was so damn dumb I cant remember and he had on a stocking or some chit over it so he wasnt totally naked. Will watch my espn tonight to remember the reason.
    Regardless that wasnt a good look but it def got everyone talking

  95. 95
    DapisDaShizz says:

    @Ty you know the men ran FAR AWAY from this as they could. They do not want their secrets to be told.

  96. 96
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    so he’s 6’10 and I dated a guy that was 6’9 and there’s a HUGE difference! Maybe I need to call him to see if he can loan Amare 6 inches

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    pinksghetti says:

    I saw this on a few sites. At first I wondered why he was naked in a mens sports magazine but I found out they have men and women naked in it for their “naked sports” issue which made the situation better. For his and his woman(en) sake let this be photoshopped and I think he’s hot just not in this photo the body is nice (most of it) but that’s a bad face.

  98. 98
    mirsmommy says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg
    _______________

    Do you have a tracking #
    ______________________________

    Fed Ex Tracking Number #youpoorsoul

  99. 99
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    oh well Im out folks

  100. 100
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    :grin:

  101. 101
    SHANIASMOMMA says:

    sorry people this photo was photoshopped …they photoshopped his shorts off ….when this photo was taken he had shorts on , he didn’t know they were going to photoshop his shorts OFF…an those are not even his legs….people will believe anything …smh

  102. 102
    mirsmommy says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    :-D

    _________________________________

    :rofl: You just had to get that in for the road, huh????

    :bye: Brown

  103. 103
    lakercrazy says:

    what yall talkn bout just got out of this dam training

  104. 104
    CFREE says:

    EXTENZE…They make u longer and wider

  105. 105
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ CFree….He’s gonna need and extension TO extend. LOL

  106. 106
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    **an

  107. 107
    ysoserious says:

    What a way to end the day… :blink:

  108. 108
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    LOL @ Yso

  109. 109
    vwcolourz says:

    I say Photoshop…no man would pose nude like that if he was working with a monster.

  110. 110
    pointhimout says:

    photoshopped. i wish i were at that photoshoot. SR been calling that man gay for years. he took one pic with his arms facing a certain way. it’s been on ever since.

    Amare can get it too. Now he’ll have to release a sex tape to play down the press of this pic. Please do one.

  111. 111
    kimip84 says:

    what the FUDGE

  112. 112
    Desi says:

    I say photoshopped as well. I dont think espn wants to take the same heat as fox for showing that man’s johnson to the world. It’s part of their body issues.

    But keep talkin trash about his johnson…hopefully some explicit twitter pics or mad ex groupie/girlfriend text flick pics will surface to show he got something and then his account will be hacked… Come on leaked pics!!!!!

  113. 113
    Destinee says:

    I think he tucked!

  114. 114
    Destinee says:

    @ Desi :cosign:

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