Morning Wood (or lack thereof) – Amar’e Stoudemire

NBA star Amar’e Stoudemire is one of the professional athletes featured in the ESPN magazine ‘Body Issue’. A naked Amar’e is featured jumping into a swimming with one hand palming a basketball, while the other hand (or finger) covers his bare essentials.

The photo leaves a lot to the imagination, as well as lingering questions, such as maybe they photoshopped it out?

Via: TLF



 



  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Well maybe this is how Kanye tucked his balls in that other post. :/

  • HALLE’S MUM

    :lol: @ coco, I think it has been photoshopped out .

  • mochacashmere

    Whoa! :shocked:

  • MzDimplez1123

    LMAO @ Cocoa

    I feel ashamed FOR him. LOL

  • chase

    :/ :shocked:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    So, he can cover it completely with TWO fingers? :blink:
    Maybe he’s a “grower”……

  • FloridaChick813

    I believe they photoshopped it out as well…. Well, I hope soo!!!

    :pray:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    For his sake, let this be photoshopped…..

  • KrayZKat

    Hmmmmm! :think:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    I am pissed at this picture.
    The more I look at it the more I wonder how he can hold his “stuff” with the same amount of fingers as my 8 year old.
    I mean come on….

  • KrayZKat

    Why would he want to take a nude photo and have his “essentials” photoshopped out? I’d think he’d want to show everyone what he’s working with.

  • http://twitter.com/k_cicero Kezi

    :hurl: :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    the look on his face says it all. po’ baby.

  • candibfly

    lol maybe it’s tucked back? :dead:

    ain’t NO WAY he should be able to conceal it with 2 fingers! *flips over a trojan magnum factory*

  • Tera

    :waiting:….still :waiting:…oh just eff it :dead: @ this damn picture

  • mirsmommy

    Damn, is his peen playing Peek-A-Boo??????

    I hope that cover is photoshopped. :/

  • MzDimplez1123

    :shrug: Can’t figure out why he would agree to that.

  • BigDapDog

    Now this is funny, his girl will DEFINITELY cheat on his azz.

  • LadyJustice

    :rofl: that is soooo messed up

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    if it is photoshopped, why did they do it?

  • Krysi J

    Da HELL??? :shocked:

    HEY ALL MY BOOzzzzzz!!! :grin: :wave:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    He probably one of those men who doesn’t show his penis before intercourse. He tries to hide it and chit because he already KNOW she ain’t gonna be satisfied. That’s why I always PREVIEW BEFOREHAND! :yes:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    Hello @Krysi

  • M_promp2

    Let us pray the lil homie is just tucked. Another guy in this same spread looked like his was tucked too.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ cocoa, to check for bumps and bruises & critters… :thumbsup:

  • CFREE

    He only needs 2 fingers to cover the jimmey? :blink:

  • Al-Ameera

    I hate this look for him

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Krysi!

    Still can’t figure it out. :shrug:

  • LadyJustice

    is this issue catered towards women or men? :shrug: i dont know naaan woman that reads espn magazine

  • BigDapDog

    :waves: @Krysi

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    You damn right Kingstonn.

    Lady, I was thinking the same thing. WHAT WOMAN READS ESPN? Now, I enjoy sports but i’m not reading a damn magazine for it.

  • mirsmommy

    Krysi J says:

    Da HELL???

    HEY ALL MY BOOzzzzzz!!!
    _________________________________________

    Heyyy Krysi :waves:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    LadyJustice says:

    is this issue catered towards women or men? :shrug: i dont know naaan woman that reads espn magazine
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    The first word that flashed through my mind when I saw that was “GAY”. :lol:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    M_promp2 says:

    Let us pray the lil homie is just tucked.
    ___________________

    I can always count on you guys for a good laugh! :lol:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    I think this is gonna be one of those things he regrets later in life.
    Not much later….but later

  • BigDapDog

    @Lady, maybe it is the coming out edition. There are probably other ballers in there too.

  • Val

    SOOOOO, HE CAN HOLD HIS “PEE PEE” WITH JUST ONE FINGER???? :blink:

  • intensemocha

    WE RECEIVED A COPY OF THIS MAG AT MY JOB-AND I FOUND MYSELF TRYING TO PEAK UNDER HIS HAND HOPING TO FIND SOME GOODS

    MMMMHHH, HE JUST STRAIGHT RUINED HIS SEX LIFE-NOBODY IS CHECKIN FOR HIS “LITTLE” PACKAGE

  • Val

    yvonne79 says:

    So, he can cover it completely with TWO fingers?
    Maybe he’s a “grower”……

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    NAH- YVONNE… DAS 1 FINGER BOO…. :dead: @ Maybe he’s a “grower”……

    :lol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    He probably pisses on his balls when he pees.

  • Genia

    One Finger Peen Hold is NOT-TAH!!! FLY!!! homie!!!!!!!!

  • http://mstrendy.com/ MsTrendy

    Why would he even do a cover like this?

  • flawless001

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg :coffee:

  • Genia

    If this was photo-shopped…WHY didn’t they photo-shop the ash off his knees?

  • Val

    HELL- MY 2 YR OLD IS MORE …”MANLY” THAN THIS NICCA :shrug:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg
    ——-
    :dead:

  • Genia

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg :coffee:
    ______________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: When it “ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY”!!! They can get it there for less!!!!! :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    @ Sandra, we asked for Morning Wood, not Morning :wtf:

    :lol:

  • Genia

    Dude!! I’m not saying every dude has to have the TWO HANDED cuffing going on…but at least can we get a palm, a fist!!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Gouch he could definitely use some of that Johnson’s baby oil gel on them knees.

  • Val

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg

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    Genia says:

    If this was photo-shopped…WHY didn’t they photo-shop the ash off his knees?

    __________________________________________________________

    DOUBLE :dead:

  • BigDapDog

    :rofl: :rofl: @Mirs, exactly.

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    Well let’s give him the benefit of the doubt basketball players have bigger hands the average person.

  • BigDapDog

    @isc he must have the biggest fingers in the world then.

  • Genia

    In my Riley Freeman voice: eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Nigg-a you GAY

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ IScream……………..:no: he doesn’t even have anything peeking out. On that note, he’s hiding his Frank AND Beanz with 1 finger?!
    :dead:

  • Genia

    iscream says:

    Well let’s give him the benefit of the doubt basketball players have bigger hands the average person.
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    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Iscream what I hear you saying is that he was stung in his finger by a bee just before the shoot and his finger swelled up…..right? An Allergic reaction…..uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm right?

  • ericaharry

    WOW!!!! that HAS to be photoshopped, I mean for HIS sake cause man!!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    WHAT IN THEEEE MYPENUSISSMALLICANTUCKITBACKWITHONEFINGER HELL!!!!!

  • Anna

    MsTrendy says:

    Why would he even do a cover like this?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    One female lied and told him he was packing, and he believed it.

  • BigDapDog

    @Brown, see all the men gonna get you stop talking about his puss oh I mean pean.

  • Genia

    Allergic fingers or small peen…What’s your vote SR FAM!!!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    prebubescent penus havin

  • BigDapDog

    @Anna your gravi for today says it all.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    preteen peen havin

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    it was 20 below peen havin

  • BigDapDog

    no @Brown that’s an infant peen

  • tintin1979

    what the hell. why woudl the magazine have a article like this and how the hell a man that big, can be so tiny down there?

  • Genia

    Cocoabana says:

    Gouch he could definitely use some of that Johnson’s baby oil gel on them knees.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Johnson Baby Oil Gel is my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that stuff especially the scented one

  • Al-Ameera

    Oh goodness…Poor lil boo boo

  • ajonesy

    it’s the Amar’e Stoudemire Ken Doll

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    they cut off too much at the circumcision peen havin

  • Genia

    tintin1979 says:

    what the hell. why woudl the magazine have a article like this and how the hell a man that big, can be so tiny down there
    ___________________________________________________________________
    So not to alienate or intimidate their white readers.. :shrugs:

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    preteen peen havin
    _______________________

    :no: That’s an undeveloped fetus peen.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    it’s really an outey peen havin

  • Genia

    Luscious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    1st trimester peen havin

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    Somebody is losing their job today :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    ajonesy says:

    it’s the Amar’e Stoudemire Ken Doll
    _______________________

    :rofl:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg :coffee:
    _______________

    Do you have a tracking # :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    All y’all crazy!

  • Genia

    ajonesy says: it’s the Amar’e Stoudemire Ken Doll
    ___________________________________________________________________
    Hell even ken had a holding place where his peen should have been…..

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Pinky with no brain havin peen

  • flawless001

    Can you photo shop a peen to be that dang on small? :blink:

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    @ Genia…How did you change your name to Genia… I wanna change my name to Cha Cha

  • Genia

    At Cha Cha, i went into my profile by clicking on your name and changed it

  • flawless001

    Sorry to inform you guys, A pkg that small doesn’t even come with a tracking number :coffee:

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    maybe…just maybe…. it was cold out there :shrugs:

  • Genia

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Pinky with no brain havin peen
    ______________________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: PINKY with no BRAIN!!!!!!! HILL-LAR-RE-US!!!!!

  • Anna

    BigDapDog says:

    @Anna your gravi for today says it all.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I’m sure he is familiar with the look of disappointment, along w/disbelief. Bet a buck he keeps the lights out.

  • DapisDaShizz

    @Brown so you saying he just dumb huh

  • Genia

    ESPN the body issue:
    Stoudmeir talks about small peen and the women who hate it

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    maybe its in the back like how Gabrielles butt puzzy was in the front …… :hurl:

    Where the guys at to comment on his shadow of a ding a ling

  • MissHarlem

    It was photoshopped and the reason was so damn dumb I cant remember and he had on a stocking or some chit over it so he wasnt totally naked. Will watch my espn tonight to remember the reason.
    Regardless that wasnt a good look but it def got everyone talking

  • DapisDaShizz

    @Ty you know the men ran FAR AWAY from this as they could. They do not want their secrets to be told.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    so he’s 6’10 and I dated a guy that was 6’9 and there’s a HUGE difference! Maybe I need to call him to see if he can loan Amare 6 inches

  • pinksghetti

    I saw this on a few sites. At first I wondered why he was naked in a mens sports magazine but I found out they have men and women naked in it for their “naked sports” issue which made the situation better. For his and his woman(en) sake let this be photoshopped and I think he’s hot just not in this photo the body is nice (most of it) but that’s a bad face.

  • mirsmommy

    Sandra Rose says:

    flawless001 says:

    I’m gonna need Fed Ex to send the rest of his pkg
    _______________

    Do you have a tracking #
    ______________________________

    Fed Ex Tracking Number #youpoorsoul

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    oh well Im out folks

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    :grin:

  • SHANIASMOMMA

    sorry people this photo was photoshopped …they photoshopped his shorts off ….when this photo was taken he had shorts on , he didn’t know they were going to photoshop his shorts OFF…an those are not even his legs….people will believe anything …smh

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    :-D

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    :rofl: You just had to get that in for the road, huh????

    :bye: Brown

  • lakercrazy

    what yall talkn bout just got out of this dam training

  • CFREE

    EXTENZE…They make u longer and wider

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ CFree….He’s gonna need and extension TO extend. LOL

  • MzDimplez1123

    **an

  • ysoserious

    What a way to end the day… :blink:

  • MzDimplez1123

    LOL @ Yso

  • vwcolourz

    I say Photoshop…no man would pose nude like that if he was working with a monster.

  • pointhimout

    photoshopped. i wish i were at that photoshoot. SR been calling that man gay for years. he took one pic with his arms facing a certain way. it’s been on ever since.

    Amare can get it too. Now he’ll have to release a sex tape to play down the press of this pic. Please do one.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    what the FUDGE

  • Desi

    I say photoshopped as well. I dont think espn wants to take the same heat as fox for showing that man’s johnson to the world. It’s part of their body issues.

    But keep talkin trash about his johnson…hopefully some explicit twitter pics or mad ex groupie/girlfriend text flick pics will surface to show he got something and then his account will be hacked… Come on leaked pics!!!!!

  • Destinee

    I think he tucked!

  • Destinee

    @ Desi :cosign: