Sometime model Selita Ebanks is officially producer/rapper Kanye West’s new beard. For those who don’t know: the term ‘beard’ means a woman, usually a lesbian, who provides an illusion of heterosexuality by pretending to be the girlfriend of a well-to-do down low gay man.


I’m sure Selita appreciates the finer things in life. There is no shortage of fine things that Kanye’s money can buy her. She’s a beautiful girl, so I know she can find a real man. But maybe it’s not a man that she’s looking for?

Despite Selita’s strong denials that they are in a relationship, the odd couple attended the Grazia Masquerade Ball at Opera Garnier yesterday in Paris last night.


Not surprisingly, Kanye’s former beard, Amber Rose, who is bisexual, is also in Paris. Amber was spotted attending the Louis Vuitton fashion show during Paris Fashion Week today.

Photos: Splash News Online, INF DAILY and Getty Images

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Gorgeous singer Kelly Rowland is in London where she is considered no less than a Superstar. No wonder she maintains a home there.

Photos: Splash News Online, INF DAILY and Getty Images


  • http://twitter.com/Proberson07 proberson07

    Westside! 1st comment! :) Yay for me!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    DOWNGRADE Kanye… :no:

    Amber > Selita

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    :think:
    Kelly needs to wear shades 24/7. It lessens her horse like appearance.

  • http://youtube.com/hushvisionfilms BK2ATLMAN

    Kelly can do a lil better with that outfit, but she’s still hot.. how the hell do women walk in shoes like that, that amber has on.. looks like you’ll fall forward. :dance:

  • http://youtube.com/hushvisionfilms BK2ATLMAN

    agrees amber over selita

  • ysoserious

    Leave Kanye alone Auntie. You know he ain’t been right since his mama passed. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    “For those who don’t know: the term ‘beard’ means a woman, usually a lesbian, who provides an illusion of heterosexuality by pretending to be the girlfriend of a well-to-do down low gay man.”

    Hmm.
    Well, I’d love to be Drake’s beard.

    #dontjudgeme

  • ysoserious

    @ kingstonn

    Too late. 😉

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BK2
    “agrees amber over selita”
    ________________________________________________________________________________

    Kanye my nigga but he fugged up wit this one.
    Selita looks malnourished in that second pic. All she needs are the flies on her face.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    I feel sorry for that raccoon they killed and died for Kelly to wear. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    dyed*

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Why is Kelly wearing ALL the trends at once :blink:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    I’m not feeling these furs at all :no:

  • ysoserious

    @ Free

    She wants to get them all in while she’s still semi-relevant. :coffee:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Oh and Amber looks really fresh faced…almost glowing.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    Lovin Ambers shoes

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Yso

    :rofl: You ain’t lying!

  • Shauny

    What in the hail? Yall got peeps doing 1st shout outs now on SR? Then didn’t even say shyt about the post, just first :lolol:

    Kanye or Selita ain’t gay. SMH

    Kelly looks all kinds of wrong in that get up

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “I feel sorry for that raccoon they killed and died for Kelly to wear.”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    I was wondering if the ladies could say what animal has fur like that. I was thinking Akita, Malamute, Husky or something.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    ysoserious says:

    @ kingstonn
    Too late.
    ________________________

    Why?

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Can I just say that I’m liking the new cut on Kelly…but why the hell dont Hollywodd hairstylists pay as much attention to the back of the cut as the front…I mean I know the front is whats gonna be on the cover but GEESH…u need to lay the back…like mine…..#horntootage

  • CFREE

    Amber’s shoes=BOSS! tho im not quite sure how the walk wud be in them
    KELLZ, they chit aint cute boo boo :no:
    Is Ye wearing a cumberbund?? :think:

  • CFREE

    ^meant, “that”

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Amber’s shoes are HAUTE HAWT!!!

  • mirsmommy

    :blink: Okay………

    :no: To that second pic of Selita.

    I :heart: Amber’s shoes.

    Kelly got too much goin on.

  • ysoserious

    @ kingstonn

    Trying to be funny at your #dontjudgeme about wanting to be Drake’s beard. Cause, between you and me, I’m starting to think he’s pretty cute too.

    #judgingmyself

  • MissHarlem

    :yes: three times for Amber’s shoes!!!!!

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Les

    Look what that cat drug in! :waves:

  • lakercrazy

    KANYE lookn sharp his new girl has a horse face amber ummm got nothing :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :rofl: at all of them Amber always looks cheap no matter who she is wearing

    Kelly um girl your face is way to long for short hair pls correct immediately

    Skeletor I mean Selita need to back up off of that :snort: :yes:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Ye showing off the moose knuckles I see :shocked:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    loser

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Choco

    Amber cleans up well, give the girl her props! :coffee:

  • Mamacita

    Kelly, Kelly, Kelly…you look like a fool!

    :no:

    #sometimeslessismore

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    :waves: @MissHarlem Heyyyyy BEEWWWWWWW

    @Free Did you miss me **Varnell Hill voice** LOL

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    loser
    ____________________

    😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Yso, I just read he has a new girlfriend on another site. He really does have a specific type if you get what I’m saying. Sigh.

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @Free who’s cat drug me in gurl???? LLS

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Poookie :hugs: @ LesBin hey boo how are you doing?

  • lakercrazy

    SELITA LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS A CHEESE BURGER HER FACE LOOKS TOO DAM SCARY

  • pinksghetti

    I usually don’t notices women’s edges but Selita should lay off the perms or weaves for a while. Amber is more intersting looking than Selita. Selita is pretty in a boring run-of-the-mill sorta way.

  • mirsmommy

    kingstonn says:

    @ Yso, I just read he has a new girlfriend on another site. He really does have a specific type if you get what I’m saying.
    ________________________

    :yes: Big-booty video girl beards. :rofl:

  • Daisy

    I like Ambers shoes

    Kelly NO MA AM :nono:

    #teamKanye

    Selita is pretty but looks old or something in these pics to me :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ mirs :wail:

  • LadyDumplin

    I love Amber’s shoes…

    Kelly is beautiful, but sometimes I think she tries too hard

    :offtopic: Did anyone else hear that Amber Rose is pregnant by Fab?

  • Kat

    Kanye is probably just screwing Selita…that don’t mean that they are a couple. Just friends with benefits.
    Amber’s shoes are HOT!
    Kelly looks much better with short hair but she got way too much going on.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Free
    :nono: props for what that trick don’t look clean to me

  • LadyJustice

    kelly got too much going on. if she take the scarf and fur off she might look alright.

    lol at him coming in saying first :rofl: wrong site booboo

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    :rofl:

  • Mamacita

    :rofl:

    smh…

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    insert “They’re All Gonna Laugh At You” here

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    LesBinLuv says:

    @Free who’s cat drug me in gurl???? LLS
    ———————

    I guess the ones around Kelly’s neck :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    @ LESSSS Heyyy boo!! I did speak in the other post and thats also one of my fav Martin episodes. DID YA MISS ME!!!
    @ LAKER I also did speak in the other post dont think a chick ignoring you

  • Al-Ameera

    Like the new cut on Kelly

  • crzasallgetout

    :rofl: smh @ y’all

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    yall give hima chance, he’s fairly new so maybe he didnt realize we dont do that here

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    So, exactly WHAT was the tempature where Kelly was at cause her top half look like she goin to Antartica but she still got on a skirt.

    The sad part is, this is a “better” look for her.
    **it’s the shades**

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    57 BYTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    DAMMIT!

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    insert “They’re All Gonna Laugh At You” here
    ______________________________

    :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN

    😀
    :no:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    :rofl: @ Brown

  • mirsmommy

    FreeToSpeakUp says:

    LesBinLuv says:

    @Free who’s cat drug me in gurl???? LLS
    ———————

    I guess the ones around Kelly’s neck
    ___________________________

    :rofl: Are you saying that Donald Trump let Kelly wear his toupee as a vest?????

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Mirs

    :rofl: I can’t with that gravi…

  • pinksghetti

    Kelly looks better with the shorter hair. It’s seems like now that she wants to keep up with the latest trends she has decided to try them all out in the same day. Save some for the new few days, Kelly.

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    57 BYTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ________________________

    :dead:

  • BigDapDog

    Im sorry 57 was taken but you can reserve 58 mama, is that ok with you, lol.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Yall better stop talkin about Kelly’s wrap! That is 100 pocent Kentucky Possum and 50 pocent Mississippi Muskrat!

    I expected the fashio guru’s on here to know that!

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Yall better stop talkin about Kelly’s wrap! That is 100 pocent Kentucky Possum and 50 pocent Mississippi Muskrat!

    I expected the fashio guru’s on here to know that!
    ______________________________

    :nono: Uh uh, that’s Donald Trump’s Tabby/Toupee. 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Yall better stop talkin about Kelly’s wrap! That is 100 pocent Kentucky Possum and 50 pocent Mississippi Muskrat!
    ___________________________________________________
    :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    BIGDD
    I tried to but it said I was postin too fast!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    “Did anyone else hear that Amber Rose is pregnant by Fab?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    **GASP!!!**

    That nigga that look like a cracked out retarded wiesel! CAINT BE! :no:

  • ELove

    @Man…
    JUST speaking on THE BODY Alone… Amber is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Better than THE Stick-Figure Chick (Just My Opinion…)

  • CFREE

    pinksghetti says:

    I usually don’t notices women’s edges but Selita should lay off the perms or weaves for a while. Amber is more intersting looking than Selita. Selita is pretty in a boring run-of-the-mill sorta way.

    :yes:Her edges, are doing the 1-2 waaayy back! member that from P.E. 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Man, :rofl: Isn’t he like missing some teeth?

  • MissHarlem

    @ ELOVE agreed if we goin on body alone than yea she gets the :thumbsup:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @ELOVE
    “JUST speaking on THE BODY Alone… Amber is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Better than THE Stick-Figure Chick (Just My Opinion…)”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Chit, her body being better is a scientific fact. No one disputes that.

    But lookin at that “Scream Mask” Salita callin a face in the second pic, Amber got her there too. :yes:

  • Candi Apple

    I like the short cut on Kelly. She sang the national anthem over the weekend and she needs to practice her solo performances more.

    Kenya looks is so much more or a girl than stella. I like to see them do a run way challange. Not a good choice in a beard if you ask me. I like him with KIm K.

    Amber uaaa

  • BigDapDog

    Now yall know Selita got that Sade forehead thing going on, but at least Sade is interesting to look at.

  • His_Mommy623

    :waves: ummm selita looks like she has a severe case of old face…tis all

  • Ace

    Kinda :offtopic:

    heard on my Morning Radio Show’s new segment…that Amber Rose was confirmed pregnant by Fabulous. Auntie have your blood hounds sniffed out any of these?

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Brown… :rofl: everytime I see him I think of that past post and the “bump.”

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    So is Selita tickling his salty balls or what (friends dont hold hands with interwined fingers) :no:. These two would be so cute together.. Amber Rose overshadows him.

    Kellys outfit is confusing the hell out of me but her makeup is on point for sure!

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @ Scream Mask :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS

    where you been at lately?

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    :dead: salty balls

  • BigDapDog

    Hey @His, you been hiding out, huh?

  • Ms. Thickness

    :rofl: THEM HEFFA SAID KENTUCKY POSSUM, MISSISSPPI MUSKRAT AND DONALDS TRUMP TABBY/TOUPEE…. :rofl: MY GOD I AM CRYIN

  • MissHarlem

    :yahoo: @ HIS

  • His_Mommy623

    hey dap and man… I been running around all fuggin week like a psycho…some vacay this is…I was supposed 2 lay on my amazing ass for 7 days…hmph

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Ace, Amber confirmed this?

  • His_Mommy623

    Fiance! *swoons* hey bebeh<3

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    Loving Ambers shoes.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    Haaaaaaay @His!
    @Kingstonn you are pretty mama. All your pics are nice!

  • His_Mommy623

    hello thurr OHoney…dnt worry, i wont type-by fondle u today 😆

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    Just read that amber rose and fab are denying the pregnancy rumors

  • MissHarlem

    :heart: :kiss: all that chit boo @ HIS

  • Val

    kanye is gay now?? Is he Helle Berry gay? :rolleyes:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @HIS
    “hey dap and man… I been running around all fuggin week like a psycho…some vacay this is…I was supposed 2 lay on my amazing ass for 7 days…hmph”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    I bet you told too many people you were about to go on vacation. NEVER TELL ANYONE WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO ON VACATION!

    **listen to your elders**

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I voted for Mimi

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Ohoney, Thanks! But shoot, I wish I had your legs. All I have are chicken legs :wail:

    @ Val, have you seen the pictures of him in Kim Kardashian’s store? I love me some Ye, but he was looking straight up :gay:

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    Sandra you were just telling people to dress like Kanye and not Jay now today you’re calling him gay. :shrug:

    Kanye is not gay he is just Metro.

    #teamrocnation

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey y’all :coffee: <— iced white mocha

  • OutsidetheBox

    I was supposed 2 lay on my amazing ass for 7 days…hmph

    #wordplay

    😆

  • BigDapDog

    @OTB now you know you put a lil sum sum in that mocha, pour me some.

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    :offtopic:

    Sandra did you update that Christina Millian is pregnant post? I see she responded to you that she was NOT.

    Women who are not pregnant do not like to be told they are. 😐 that’s mean.

  • His_Mommy623

    hey otbizzle!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Otb…well, it IS amazing rofl

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “@Kingstonn you are pretty mama. All your pics are nice!”-OHONEY
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I clicked on your name expecting to see a gallery of pics of you. :no:

  • BigDapDog

    @Man, me too, fooled our azz

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    Y’all don’t like Bob Marley? :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BDD
    “@Man, me too, fooled our azz”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    She need to get on that and link that chit up or something. :yes:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Brown… everytime I see him I think of that past post and the “bump
    _______________________________________
    CoCoa dont come in here bein messy!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    Sorry ya’ll I was referring to the pics she’s posted of herself 😀

  • StillASassyOne

    Love Amber’s Goddess-style dress. Hate the shoes.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    @Iscream can I ask you a question?

  • BigDapDog

    @Man I agree, that was not cool @kingstonn :waiting:.

    @Brown I was going to tell you that if you get E-Beat by smiley I will jump in.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    That puppy in the new post is ADORABLE! I don’t even live in ATL, but i’m going to vote for him.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :blunt: before :coffee: @Dap LOL

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BDD
    “I was going to tell you that if you get E-Beat by smiley I will jump in.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    O_O

    “smiley?”

    :rofl:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    I voted for him as well! Too cute!

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    @ O honey

    :yes:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    @Iscream that book, did you write it or read it?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I try so hard to act right…………

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    OHoney says:

    @Iscream that book, did you write it or read it?
    ______________________________________
    I was wondering the same exact thing..

  • BigDapDog

    @Brown Now you know we are not on here to act right

  • OutsidetheBox

    #nosy

    :think:

    *light bulbs*

    :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “I try so hard to act right…………”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    BE TRUE TO YO’SELF!!!!!

  • StillASassyOne

    I voted for “Yashi” the puppy!

    Awwwwww! I want a little dog now….@Man – what breed are you?

    J/K…..(NRT)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Man – what breed are you?
    J/K…..(NRT)
    _________________________________
    A wiener dog!
    😆

  • ysoserious

    kingstonn says:

    That puppy in the new post is ADORABLE! I don’t even live in ATL, but i’m going to vote for him.
    ******************************************************
    She’ll get my vote when she takes that shirt off that dog. :coffee:

    #petpeeve

  • lakercrazy

    @his :kiss: hey u sexy bish :hug:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @STILL A SASSY ONE
    “– what breed are you?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Quit flirting with me.

    I’ll answer tho,a Chow Chow or an Akita.
    **look them up**
    :coffee:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    ….@Man – what breed are you?
    ______________________________
    Teacup Chihuahua – Small package but makes a lot of noise to appear bigger

  • ysoserious

    Man is a pure breed Bullchitsu. :coffee:

  • BigDapDog

    So @Man you are a big dumb dog #imjustsaying

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I’ve always wanted an Akita

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bullchitsu

    #classic

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :argue:

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    “Man is a pure breed Bullchitsu.”
    ————————–

    I lie to you…..tears are falling from the laughter….. 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    :dead: @ #136.

  • lakercrazy

    @brown :rofl: ding ding bingo u got it!!!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “what breed are you?
    ______________________________
    Teacup Chihuahua – Small package but makes a lot of noise to appear bigger
    _________________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ :blink: ???
    See, you goin make me get smiley on your azz!

  • StillASassyOne

    *I lie to you NOT*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I’ve always wanted an Akita
    ____________
    Be warned they are crazy I had one and that nigga thought he was my man!

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    What book? “I gotta make it to Heaven for going thru Hell”. <- shame less plug

    If that one yes I wrote and self published it.

    Its actually the one year anniversary. I'm trying to get Sandra to do a give away since her readers have been sooo supportive. She told me black people don't read. 😆 she can be such a meanie.

  • mirsmommy

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @STILL A SASSY ONE
    “– what breed are you?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Quit flirting with me.

    I’ll answer tho,a Chow Chow or an Akita.
    **look them up**
    ____________________________

    My brother had an Akita, and his was a straight up nigga :/
    😆

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @Y SO SERIOUS
    “Man is a pure breed Bullchitsu. ”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Bullchitsu-most intelligent, strongest, ferocious, vicious and protective of all the breeds… the bytch of the breed is never fat either.

    :yes:

  • Ms. Thickness

    YSO.. I HAVE ONE OF THEM AT THE HOUSE….HIS NAME IS WINSTON

  • lakercrazy

    @man see what ur mouth get u into…….Teacup Chihuahua :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    She told me black people don’t read. she can be such a meanie.

    😆 but what are we doing here then :think: LOL

  • Ms. Thickness

    :rofl: @BROWN…YOU REAL DUMB

  • OutsidetheBox

    the bytch of the breed is never fat either.

    Stay TRUE TO YO’SELF! 😆

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @MIRS
    “My brother had an Akita, and his was a straight up nigga ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    😆
    They are ALL like that! So are Chows. :yes:
    #perfectdogs
    #custommade

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    #147 well I just finished the 4book series of Naught and I was lookin for my next thrill.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    She told me black people don’t read. she can be such a meanie.
    ____________________________
    That was her way of saying Girl Please!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ iscream, I read. But then again, she probably wouldn’t consider me black. Is your book in stores or just online?

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    *Naughty

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man

    I was thinking more along the lines of a Bedlington Terrier or a Chinese Crested….look em up. :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    lawddd all this fckery :rofl: @bullchitsu

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @LAKER
    “see what ur mouth get u into…….Teacup Chihuahua ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    SMH. They hatin…

  • mirsmommy

    kingstonn says:

    @ iscream, I read. But then again, she probably wouldn’t consider me black. Is your book in stores or just online?
    ______________________________________

    Click on her screen name, and it’ll lead u to it. :)

  • OutsidetheBox

    😆 #ugly

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    My brother had an Akita, and his was a straight up nigga
    _________________
    :yes: I can mos def :cosign:

  • Ms. Thickness

    :offtopic: WHY MY EX CALLED ME TODAY FOR THE 2ND TIME THIS YEAR…FIRST TIME HE CALLED ME 12 A.M AND HE WAS LIKE WHATS UP BABY…I WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS? SO AGAIN TODAY I GET A CALL AND SOMEONE SAYS THE SAME THING AND IM LIKE WHO IS THIS…HOW BOUT THAT NIGGA SAID I WANT SOME. I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN DAMN NEAR 4 AND A HALF YEARS…WHAT THE HELL MAKES HIM THINK HE STILL GOT IT LIKE THAT…NOT TO TAOP IT OFF THE NIGGA IS MARRIED NOW!

  • ysoserious

    *Hits Man on the nose with a rolled up King magazine*

    BAD DOG. BAD, BAD, DOG.

    :dead: @ Greatness

    Is Winston housebroken yet?

  • mirsmommy

    Heyyyy His :waves:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @STILL
    “I was thinking more along the lines of a Bedlington Terrier or a Chinese Crested….look em up. ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Already familiar with them. **i love dogs**

    The Bedlington Terrier is suprisingly tough. You know, lookin at the pic, it’s funny you mentioned the Chinese Crested…. :think:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Man everything about you is small until proven otherwise :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    ysoserious says:

    *Hits Man on the nose with a rolled up King magazine*

    BAD DOG. BAD, BAD, DOG.

    ______________________________

    😆

  • HoneyDropp

    Kanye is not gay. Thank you.

  • StillASassyOne

    @OTB

    I see you caught my drift, huh? 😆

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “Man everything about you is small until proven otherwise :coffee: ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    You know what you need to do to get your proof.
    :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    Heyyy Mirs bew :waves:

  • lakercrazy

    @msthcik man think once they hit the puzzay its they property fo eva lol and he married sorry azz

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @MS. THICKNESS
    “WHY MY EX CALLED ME TODAY FOR THE 2ND TIME THIS YEAR…FIRST TIME HE CALLED ME 12 A.M AND HE WAS LIKE WHATS UP BABY…I WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS? SO AGAIN TODAY I GET A CALL AND SOMEONE SAYS THE SAME THING AND IM LIKE WHO IS THIS…HOW BOUT THAT NIGGA SAID I WANT SOME. I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN DAMN NEAR 4 AND A HALF YEARS…WHAT THE HELL MAKES HIM THINK HE STILL GOT IT LIKE THAT…NOT TO TAOP IT OFF THE NIGGA IS MARRIED NOW!”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    So, you goin give him some?
    :coffee:

  • lakercrazy

    @his if i say hi to ur azz one mo time and u ignore me im finna cut u ok ***butcher knife in hand*** dont play with me bish!!!!! >:(

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    Ooooooo and he married? What a &8%$##%@<<<<u choose

  • Ms. Thickness

    YSO…WHY YES…HE DOESNT PEE ON MY TOLIET SEAT…BUT HE’S FORGETTING TO PUT IT BACK DOWN.

  • ysoserious

    @ BROWN

    Except his mouth and his ego. He’s proven time and time again how big those are.

    #bullchitsualwaysbarkingtogetattention

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    WHAT THE HELL MAKES HIM THINK HE STILL GOT IT LIKE THAT…NOT TO TAOP IT OFF THE NIGGA IS MARRIED NOW!
    _________________________
    See this chit rite hure man girl so ironic you mentioned this I was having happy hour with a jr high school friend last nite and this nicca told me after of course I explained all my drama 😆 he said to me that in a man’s mind if he has hit it once he can always hit it – it make time so doing but men are inclined to think like that and you know what Ladies I can’t even say he is wrong cuz I didn’t deal with my ex hubby for ten years after our divorce and I ended up back in the shack with him!

  • lakercrazy

    :crying:

  • Ms. Thickness

    MAN NOT EVEN WIT YO PU$$Y

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    YSO…WHY YES…HE DOESNT PEE ON MY TOLIET SEAT…BUT HE’S FORGETTING TO PUT IT BACK DOWN.
    __________________

    😆 You ain’t right.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    Ms. Thickness says:

    MAN NOT EVEN WIT YO PU$$Y
    _____________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    You know what you need to do to get your proof.
    ______________________
    Owwwwwwww :blink: 😆

  • Ace

    “I don’t normally do this, but a friend of mine entered her beloved pooch in the Metromix Atlanta’s Cutest Dog 2010 contest, and she needs our vote.

    I get these types of requests all the time, but Grand Hustle GM…. ”

    Now we see the real reason..no need to read anymore..you got my vote tho auntie but only you could get me to do that..for a dog.

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    MAN NOT EVEN WIT YO PU$$Y
    ________________________

    :dead:

  • BigDapDog

    Now @HoneyDipp how are you going to say that, what MAN do you know that wears tight azz jeans? NONE. Would you talk to a man with pants on so tight you gotta help him get in the back seat because he can’t bend his legs? Girl please, you know the answer is HAIL NAW.

  • lakercrazy

    @choco my point exact when i saw my ex he giving that look like dam i wana bend u over one more time and his preg baby mama was right next to his azz

  • ysoserious

    @ Greatness

    That’s why yards have trees. :coffee:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO
    “he said to me that in a man’s mind if he has hit it once he can always hit it – it make time so doing but men are inclined to think like that and you know what Ladies I can’t even say he is wrong cuz I didn’t deal with my ex hubby for ten years after our divorce and I ended up back in the shack with him!”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    He right. :yes:

  • Ms. Thickness

    HEY BFF :kiss: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

  • His_Mommy623

    Laker my love….im doing 367 things at once.. i sawwy bew Hiiii :hug:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Man I dont care if you never post a pic, I dont like you enough to send u an azzshot!

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    Lmao its available on line at barns and noble (u can also get them to order it at the store); Amazon; and createspace/3393054.

    In ATL a bookstore called Nubian bookstore (Daisy what mall is that in again)

    In NYC at HueMan bookstore in Harlem

    And as someone mentioned you can click my name. Also reviews are on amazon (and I believe the first few pages of the book). If you want to check it out before you buy.

    @ OSTB. Sandra was just being Messy as always. I’ll still do a giveaway even if it’s thru the comment section.

  • Ms. Thickness

    ysoserious says:

    @Greatness

    That’s why yards have trees
    _____________________________________

    :thinking: GOOD POINT

  • gypsyeyes

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    I try so hard to act right…………
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I don’t even know why you said that and let that come out of your mouth

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Man, you’re not in NO are you?

  • OutsidetheBox

    he said to me that in a man’s mind if he has hit it once he can always hit it

    #SoTrue

    :dead: @Thick and he married. Piece’a chit.

  • Ms. Thickness

    :think:

  • ysoserious

    @ Man

    Just wait until I figure how to roll up this here phone book…

  • lakercrazy

    @his ***hiding knife behind me just incase bish fuks up agian*** :hug: ok then for a min i thought u was ignoring me i was about to cut u real quick doing one of ur moves but all is forgiven :kiss:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey Gyp. *waves*

  • mirsmommy

    gypsyeyes says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    I try so hard to act right…………
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I don’t even know why you said that and let that come out of your mouth
    __________________

    Heyyy Gypsy :waves:

  • gypsyeyes

    Ummm, is this MTO?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    gypsyeyes says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    I try so hard to act right…………
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I don’t even know why you said that and let that come out of your mouth
    ____________________________
    DAYUM! HEY GYPSSAYYYY :danban:
    How u gone put me on blast like that?!?!?!
    The newbies might still think I’m not that bad……yet!

  • Ms. Thickness

    HEY GYPSY

    I WAS LIKE BUDDY..CAUSE HE HATED WHEN I CALLED HIM THAT…LETS BE SERIOUS HERE. REMEMBER I DUMPED YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I STOP SCREWIN YOU SO WHY WOULD I GO BACK TO YOU.

  • gypsyeyes

    Hey OTB and MIRS! I miss yall. I have just been so busy.

    My last comment said:

    IS THIS M T O????

  • BigDapDog

    @GREATNESS hey boo

  • gypsyeyes

    Hey Thicka than a Snicka!!!!

  • Ms. Thickness

    YSO…GET SOME COLLARD GREEN RUBBERBANDS TO KEEP IT ROLLED.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Laker, Man and OTB
    This chit is crazy my ex hubby was always hounding me I mean he lived with his damn girl and he still wanted it so one night I’m in his truck and he wanted to :lick: and I’m like nope – I swear his Puerto Rican azz was so irritated that nicca said oh okay well you see that lever on the door pull it up open the door and get the fuk out :dead: I swear I walked in my house :rofl:

  • gypsyeyes

    @Brown- Girl all they have to do is archive you and they will know the real deal.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    Yes! They get maddddddd if you dont wanna give them none! They are #personallyoffended

  • BigDapDog

    Hey @gyps, I was just about to tell her the same thing @Brown, they already know.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    @Choco you have some of the best stories!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    :rofl: @ Choco.
    I feel bad to be PR, tho.
    :wail:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Gypsy my acct has been hacked!!!!!!!!!!!

  • gypsyeyes

    I don’t even know what I’m doing on SR cause I need to be baking cookies for this open house. Oh well, I guess I will be doing the fake and bake.

  • ysoserious

    @ Greatness

    Gotcha. :thumbsup:

    Oh Maaaaaan, Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, come here boy. :whistle: I got something for you…

  • BigDapDog

    @Brown don’t even try it, smiley has verified its you :yes:.

  • gypsyeyes

    @Brown-aint no hacking going on around here.lol
    @Big D- You know that they know. Although I didn’t comment that day I didn’t see that what she said was offensive.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    OTB, OHONEY and Kingston

    OTB girl to this day I lmao cuz he was dead serious about that and I’m like WTF wrong with chu you aint getting this and you know it 😆

    OHONEY aww boo thanks I swear I have no regrets in my life and it’s been roller coaster for sure

    @Kingston
    I don’t even know what to say cuz you know how yall are 😆

  • lakercrazy

    @CHOCO I WISH I HAD THAT STRENGHT I MUST ADMIT TO FUKN UP ONE TIME THE EX WANTED TO :lick: I LET HIM AND AFTER HE WAS DONE I WALK OUT THE CAR WENT IN TO THE SHOWER AND DID MY THANG :ashamed: AND HE WAS ALL KINDS OF PISST TXTN ME TALKN BOUT U FINNA COME OUT SIDE OR WHAT…….UMMM NO IM DONE

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    Who’s Smiley?

  • ysoserious

    Whatever happened to “Smile and the world smiles with you”? 😆

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: @@fake and bake!

    #Publixgameproper!

  • OutsidetheBox

    ysooooooo you aint slick :no:

    :rofl:

    DEAD!!!!!!!

    We are some grouchy commentors! There’s no smiling on SR!!! ROFL

  • Ms. Thickness

    HEY DRIVER..WHATS GOOD HOMIE

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Choco, Chittt, I know exactly what you mean. My Mom’s side be fooling. :no:

  • ysoserious

    @ kingstonn

    I know but I’m gonna let some else tell you…Awww fukk it. Comment #1. 😆

  • mirsmommy

    kingstonn says:

    Who’s Smiley?
    _____________________________

    :rofl:

  • BigDapDog

    @kingstonn #1

  • lakercrazy

    SMILEY WHAT??? ***scrolls up**** DAYUM LOOKN LIKE U WILL SCRATCH THE CHIT OUT OF SOMEBODY UTERUS!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    :rofl:

    I THOUGHT SO!
    If only he knew how he looked… :nono:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    :kona: go now……not sure who started it but u know who you are!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    BigDD
    What do you mean smiley has verified me?!?!?! I knoweth notteth what you speak ofeth!

    Gypsy I was SOOOOOOOO innocent but perhaps he thought I was insinutating her was a closeted homo3xual since Man and I have discussed this being a possible trait ala Jonathan Plummer

    I for the life of me can’t figure out what I did to deserve the backlash!
    He pulled a Dwight and lashed out at me like a Meerkat

  • ysoserious

    @ OTB

    Me? Slick? I was just asking a question. 😉

    #teamyoudontknowifyoudontask

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    @Brown girrrrl I know allll about gettin lashed out on.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    lakercrazy says:

    SMILEY WHAT??? ***scrolls up**** DAYUM LOOKN LIKE U WILL SCRATCH THE CHIT OUT OF SOMEBODY UTERUS!!!
    ____________________________________________________
    :blink:
    :hurl:
    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    UMMM NO IM DONE
    __________________
    :rofl: Girl first off Puerto Ricans are GREAT LOVERS so no I already knew what was in store for me and I was NOT gonna let LATIN LOVER think he could get this at that time – but he was persistent and it wore me down after a fukn DECADE :rofl:

    @Kingston
    Your mom’z PR what city is she from in San Juan? Ex hubby is from Corozal

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Honey it’s different when it’s a Meerkat!

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    Nubian bookstore is located at South Lake Mall in Atlanta

    Thanks in advance for anyone who purchases the boo. And FYI before you ask I’m working on part two. That’s usually the first thing people ask when they are done. 😆 but I love anyone who enjoys my work. :heart:

  • OutsidetheBox

    #teamsmartpeopleaskquestions

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

  • BigDapDog

    @Brown all you asked was about the smile, I think s(he) got offended because he could swallow a uterus since birth and lashed out like a unborn tiger.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I got tears streaming down my damn face!

    #makeupruined!

  • ysoserious

    :dead: @ BROWN

    Suddenly it’s a crime for a ninja to ask a question. SMH.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    @Iscream hurry up and finish it. I’m gon buy it but I already know I’mma b buggin you about the part 2

  • Ms. Thickness

    WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED BROWN, I MUST HAVE MISSED THAT ONE

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    EMPHYSEMA LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HoneyDropp

    BigDapDog says:

    Now @HoneyDipp how are you going to say that, what MAN do you know that wears tight azz jeans? NONE. Would you talk to a man with pants on so tight you gotta help him get in the back seat because he can’t bend his legs? Girl please, you know the answer is HAIL NAW.
    ………………………………………………..
    Driver, please tell me that there is another reason that you can give me besides his jeans are tight? This man’s jeans have not always been tight, and I don’t like tapered legs on men, but this has nothing to do with him being gay. What he wears has absolutely nothing to do with him being gay. He’s not even gay when he’s being an asshole or arrogant. He’s just being assholish and arrogant. That’s just him, doll. He is who he is.

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    @Brown or BigD please point me in the direction of the slaying from the meerkat :kona:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “you’re not in NO are you?”
    _____________________________________________________________________

    I can be if you tryin to meet up or something. :coffee:

    😆
    Naw, I’m in Baton Rouge. About an hour away.

  • Ms. Thickness

    OHoney says:

    @Brown girrrrl I know allll about gettin lashed out on.
    _______________________________________________________

    R U TALKIN ABOUT ME WILLIS?

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Yall so dam messy! Watch I get blamed for this shyt!

    Honey and Thickums it was in the last Willow post

  • HoneyDropp

    Hey BFF :kiss: I just been inactive. You wasn’t checkin fa me no way!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :blink: OMG today is not the day for me to feel confused I already think I’m loosing my mind somebody get us all on the same topic please 😆

  • mirsmommy

    Yall aint sh!t!!!! :rofl:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    No @Thickness. Whatchu eva do to me? Besides check me for not speakin…

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Mirs you gravi almost looks like a Meerkat

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “Gypsy I was SOOOOOOOO innocent but perhaps he thought I was insinutating her was a closeted homo3xual since Man and I have discussed this being a possible trait ala Jonathan Plummer

    I for the life of me can’t figure out what I did to deserve the backlash!
    He pulled a Dwight and lashed out at me like a Meerkat”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

  • Ms. Thickness

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    EMPHYSEMA LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ___________________________________________

    PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR TO OPEN UP UR LUNGS. :laugh:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OTB
    “There’s no smiling on SR!!! ”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    😀 = :nono:

  • Ms. Thickness

    😆

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I know my inbox is full…..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Choco, Nah. It’s called Carolina.. i think.

    @ Dap, what post did he go off in? I’m nosy..

  • Ms. Thickness

    HONEY I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH ON THE SAME TEAM..#TEAMLETITGO :rofl:

    *sucks teeth* I SAID SORRY

  • BigDapDog

    @HoneyDipp, you MAY be right but I just know that men who do not want anyone to confuse them with being gay will not use Prince’s stylist to get dressed on the daily. My gay neighbor has Ye’s azzhole attitude and the arrogant demeanor but he is still swangin from the ding. I just start removing myself from suspects if I have ant hint of it. I know style changes but there are bigger clothes he could wear that did not originate in the 80’s tight clothes era. Next he gonna be wearing Micheal’s glove, Prince’s ruffled blouse, or Van Halens leather pants, :no:.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Kingstonn it was the Willow post

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Kingston
    :yes: gotcha sounds familiar have you been to the island I effn LOVE PR they wild out there tho girl ex hubby was like don’t even look at these mofos cuz i ain’t got nobody with me it’s like that!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Honey and Thickums it was in the last Willow post

    Going to read it again :kona:

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    I’m over it 😀
    #IdontE-Beef

  • Ms. Thickness

    BFF I AM ALWAYS CHECKIN FOR YOU

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Yashi is soooo not cute my Parker and Remedy make Yashi look like sushi! :coffee:

  • HoneyDropp

    Ms. Thickness says:

    HONEY I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH ON THE SAME TEAM..#TEAMLETITGO

    *sucks teeth* I SAID SORRY
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    mAYBE YA’LL should say which honey, cause I dont know what yall talking bout, so Imma stop replying…just because

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/honeyy1 OHoney

    I’m outta here babies.
    Thanks for making my Wednesday so breezy!

  • BigDapDog

    @Choco, shame on you for bashing the doggie in a sweater INSIDE the house, :no:.

  • Ms. Thickness

    DAMN BROWN WITH ALL THAT GLOSS ON YOUR LIPS YO SH_T STILL WAS ASHY ON HIS SCREEN…AND THAT NIGGA SAID YOU HAD HERPES ON UR LIP… :rofl: LORD I AM CRYIN, HE REALLY WANTED TO TAKE YOU DOWN.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    just came back from the Willow post.
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

    toooo funny!

    @ choco, the only time i go to PR is when I have to stop at the airport to get a flight to my home island. 😆

  • ysoserious

    Po’ BROWN.

    It’s them lips of yours. Just smile wit all yo’ teefs and all will be right in the world of SR once again. :yes:

  • BigDapDog

    Bye @Ohoney, have a great day

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    :bye: Ohoney!

  • Val

    iscream says:

    What book? “I gotta make it to Heaven for going thru Hell”. <- shame less plug

    If that one yes I wrote and self published it.

    Its actually the one year anniversary. I'm trying to get Sandra to do a give away since her readers have been sooo supportive. She told me black people don't read. she can be such a meanie.

    _______________________________________________________________

    I LOVE READING… :cheer: IM FINISHING "LITTLE TOO LATE" BY VICTORIA MURRAY…
    its aight-

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I SWEAR TO GAWD AND THE HEAVENS ABOVE I LOVE YALL AZZES!

  • OutsidetheBox

    He was like just like yo wide azz grin

    Girls I DIED! :dead:

  • mirsmommy

    Ms. Thickness says:

    DAMN BROWN WITH ALL THAT GLOSS ON YOUR LIPS YO SH_T STILL WAS ASHY ON HIS SCREEN…AND THAT NIGGA SAID YOU HAD HERPES ON UR LIP… LORD I AM CRYIN, HE REALLY WANTED TO TAKE YOU DOWN.
    ____________________________________

    :rofl: You stoooooopid!!!!! I remember that!!!! I was like :blink: after that comment.

  • HoneyDropp

    BigDapDog says:

    @HoneyDipp, you MAY be right but I just know that men who do not want anyone to confuse them with being gay will not use Prince’s stylist to get dressed on the daily. My gay neighbor has Ye’s azzhole attitude and the arrogant demeanor but he is still swangin from the ding. I just start removing myself from suspects if I have ant hint of it. I know style changes but there are bigger clothes he could wear that did not originate in the 80’s tight clothes era. Next he gonna be wearing Micheal’s glove, Prince’s ruffled blouse, or Van Halens leather pant
    ……………………………………….
    Yeah, I’m right. He doesn’t care what people say about him, don’t yall know he dont give a fugg?? He prolly do it JUST SO he can get a rise outta yall! I don’t think Prince is gay. I think Prince is just Prince. Same with Kanye to da….

  • Ms. Thickness

    WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU BFF I USUALLY SAY BFF OR HONEY DIPP..AND SINCE YOU BEEN MIA..I JUST USED HONEY THAT TIME. PLUS I GIVE YOU :kiss: and *smacks on the ass*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @BigDap
    You know I’m right
    @Kingston
    Where the fuk are you from 😆

  • ysoserious

    We love you too BROWN. :hugs:

    Now show us yo teef to end the e-beef for good… 😀

  • Daisy

    Iscreams book is the bomb.com! I read all the time and loved it can’t wait for part II!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    MIRS
    I guess he was tryin to get back at me but couldnt find anything to talk about so he was graspin but it was funny as hail!

  • Ms. Thickness

    THAT SH_T LOOKS LIKE THIS 😀

  • HoneyDropp

    Ms. Thickness says:

    WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU BFF I USUALLY SAY BFF OR HONEY DIPP..AND SINCE YOU BEEN MIA..I JUST USED HONEY THAT TIME. PLUS I GIVE YOU and *smacks on the ass*
    >>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    U right. Sorry

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Annnnd Yashi look like his Momma or his Momma look like him :coffee:

  • Ms. Thickness

    NAW TELL HIM TO STOP SMILING SO HARD..THATS WHY MY PAGE ON SR IS WHITE NOW CAUSE HIS MOUTH STILL OPEN. :rofl:

  • BigDapDog

    @Choco, I know I was trying to exude sarcasm, :rofl:.

  • mirsmommy

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    MIRS
    I guess he was tryin to get back at me but couldnt find anything to talk about so he was graspin but it was funny as hail!

    ________________________

    :yes: he tried. So are we gonna give him an A for Effort????? 😆

  • lakercrazy

    dam yall keep changing subject on a bish what we talkn bout smiley??? @brown u know u bad giiirl but we wouldnt want it any other way
    @choco naw ex was ok but i knew i could walk away after i got mine

  • OutsidetheBox

    There’s no smiling GRINNING on SR!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

  • Ms. Thickness

    DONT BE SORRY BFF BE CAREFUL :hug:

  • mirsmommy

    Choco says:

    Annnnd Yashi look like his Momma or his Momma look like him
    __________________________

    #meanazz

    😆

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Ms. Thickness says:

    NAW TELL HIM TO STOP SMILING SO HARD..THATS WHY MY PAGE ON SR IS WHITE NOW CAUSE HIS MOUTH STILL OPEN.
    _____________________________________
    This is why I can’t associate with yall!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Annnnd Yashi look like his Momma or his Momma look like him

    :rofl:

    Man y’all fukking brutal today!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    MIRS I’m gonna start callin you Meerkat

  • BigDapDog

    Maybe he was trying to let us count all them extra teeth I know he has.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I thought Yashi and the momma were cute, I guess yall sisnt see where I said I voted for Mimi

  • Ms. Thickness

    :yahoo: <———- THATS MY INNOCENT FACE

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    correction: didn’t

  • lakercrazy

    who e-beefn with brown :shotsfired: we dont play #srmafia

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Choco, Virgin Islands/Jamaica. I was born there, moved to Kingston with my dad for a few years, then moved back to VI, then somehow ended up stateside. so basically, i’m from everywhere. 😆

  • Ms. Thickness

    LAKER STAY FOCUSED…SMILEY..WILLOW POST READ COME BACK

  • BigDapDog

    @Brown did you see where I voted for narn one of them. It ain’t no dog on there I know and they all shiz on your carpet so ain’t none of em cute to me. #pastmemoriesemerging

  • ysoserious

    😆 @ Choco

    See, now this is why Sandra closed the comments on that post. :nono:

    You know us too well Auntie. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :ashamed: I thought i was the only one who did that @Brown LOL

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON

    Why you was askin bout N.O.? You never elaborated.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Brown, I’m trying HARD to see where he sees ashyness. Even put on my glasses. You shoulda came back and talked about him looking like Oscar from Sesame Street.

  • OutsidetheBox

    😆 “Laker Stay Focused” #oxymoron LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Man, cause I’m going there next month. :wail:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ooooooooooooooo :/

    The eyebrows?

    :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    #meanazz
    ___________
    I know right but girl you know how it is don’t be bringing out no baby pictures cuz I will damn sure show you mine!

    @OTB
    Naww Sandra like her lil egg roll that’s the only reason y she put that ish up talkn bout I don’t normally do this yeah I bet she don’t normally do egg rolls either 😆

    @Laker
    Girl IDK my ex hubby and I well actually I have a great sex life period! :thumbsup:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    the youngins cant keep up

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “I’m trying HARD to see where he sees ashyness. Even put on my glasses. You shoulda came back and talked about him looking like Oscar from Sesame Street.”
    _________________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • BigDapDog

    @Man, :popcorn: So you two hooking up next month :popcorn:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    :hug: Choco Hey babe…I been chillin…staying far away!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    kingstonn says:

    @ Brown, I’m trying HARD to see where he sees ashyness. Even put on my glasses. You shoulda came back and talked about him looking like Oscar from Sesame Street
    ______________________________________
    WELCOME TO THE DARKSIDE

  • OutsidetheBox

    Im sick wit laffter :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    so basically, i’m from everywhere.
    __________________
    Chiiiiiit aint’ nothing wrong with that you sexy thang you :blink: who said that :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “cause I’m going there next month.”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    You’ll love it. I can show you around…. you know, to “protect” you and chit.

    #gentleman

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @LesB
    You took care of those matters correct (health)

  • Ms. Thickness

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “Laker Stay Focused” #oxymoron LOL
    ____________________________________________

    YOU NOT RIGHT EVEN THOUGH I FIND MYSELF TAKING A DEEP BREATH BEFORE I READ LAKER COMMENTS.

    LAKER I LOVE YOU :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Dap, Oh God No. :no: I was just trying to see if I should go or not..

  • lakercrazy

    @OTB WELL SEE NOW MY WIGGLE FEELINGS HURT AND CHIT :wail: AND FLUK YALL BISHES IM STILL LOST SO IMA LEAVE THAT AT THAT :ashamed:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    to “protect” you and chit.

    #gentleman
    __________________
    Is it me or do yall ladies feel like making Man :lick: cuz you can 😆

  • mirsmommy

    @ Choco :hater: 😆

  • BigDapDog

    @kingstonn, too late cchh, cchh, cchh, aahh, aahh, aahh, *here comes @Man behind you*

  • mirsmommy

    kingstonn says:

    @ Brown, I’m trying HARD to see where he sees ashyness. Even put on my glasses. You shoulda came back and talked about him looking like Oscar from Sesame Street.
    ____________________________________

    *chokes* OMG!!!!!!!!!! Get yo azz outta here, and go to the :kona: ASAP!!!!!!!!!

    :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    OTB what you laughin at

  • Ms. Thickness

    LAKER I TOLD YOU WE WERE STILL ON SMILEY AND THE COMMENT LEFT IN THE LAST WILLOW POST. CHECK IT READ WHAT HE SAID ABOUT BROWN AND COME BACK.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    Westside! 342nd comment! :) Yay for me!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    @ Mirs, You can’t tell me that if he had green fur & brown eyebrows, he wouldn’t look like Oscar. You can’t! :rofl:

    @Choco, You silly as hail.

    @Dap, I’m not even going to go anymore.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Mirs
    Honestly Ma I think you hate us all becuz of that cat rat in your gravi 😆

  • mirsmommy

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Westside! 342nd comment! Yay for me!
    ____________________________

    Fluuuuuuuuuuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: You ain’t sh!t!!! :rofl:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Ms. Thickness says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    “Laker Stay Focused” #oxymoron LOL
    ____________________________________________

    YOU NOT RIGHT EVEN THOUGH I FIND MYSELF TAKING A DEEP BREATH BEFORE I READ LAKER COMMENTS.

    ________________
    When i saw “jelosy” I was like what in theee hail! I was pronouncin it in my head J-A-L-O-S-S-Y
    but I’m slowly learnin Laker’s lingo

  • lakercrazy

    IM OUT LADIES YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Choco, You silly as hail.
    ___________________
    Correction: Horny as hail :yes: :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “I’m not even going to go anymore.”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :(
    Awwwwww… why not?

  • mirsmommy

    Choco says:

    @Mirs
    Honestly Ma I think you hate us all becuz of that cat rat in your gravi
    _____________________________________

    :blink: Rats with “good hair” and that’s done with black men need love, too!!!!!!

    *throws up the rat gang sign*

  • BigDapDog

    There he is @Man you found him.

  • mirsmommy

    lakercrazy says:

    IM OUT LADIES YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE
    _____________________

    :bye: Laker

  • Ms. Thickness

    :rofl: @MAN DUNB ASS…I HAVE A CRAMP IN MY SIDE

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    :dead: @ 342!
    Don’t say I didn’t tell ya so. :coffee: <– really Mcdonalds sweet tea

  • BigDapDog

    @Brown maybe they meant jelly see

  • Ms. Thickness

    :bye: LAKER

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    OH MYYY GAWD!!!!! MAN I HATE YO AZZ FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL!! I YELLED SO LOUD THE LADY A FEW DOORS DOWN HEARD ME!!!!!!I OWE YOU BIG TIME!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvB1yY8ViI kingstonn

    :bye: Laker my TX homie!

  • mirsmommy

    Did anybody see the Wild N Out (Nick Cannon’s show) episode when the Ying Yang Twins was on there, and ole boy did the impression of Oscar????? He climbed in that thing, acted like he was throwin trash around, singing, “I Love Trash, I Love Trash”

    OMG that ish was funny as hail!!!! :rofl:

  • BigDapDog

    :dead: 4 times at @mirs *throws up the rat gang sign*

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    BIGDD that’s what it was!

    Man I think I just peed on myself! I hate yall azzes for real!

  • Ms. Thickness

    FU_CK YOU BROWN. :rofl: I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY DAMN PEPPERMINT…I USE TO HAD READ THE COMMENTS TWICE BUT I CAN READ IT ONCE NOW AND KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE MEANT.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    DUECES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BigDapDog

    @Brown, Have a great day Jelly See

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN

    I’m so mad I wasn’t here when ol’ boy had his period in that post cause you mentioned his “Johnathan Plummer” like smile.

    :rofl:

  • CFREE

    kingstonn says:

    @ Dap, Oh God No. I was just trying to see if I should go or not..

    You should, got sum nice lookin eye candy..good lookn Canjun Boyz.
    :warning:BeWare of the thugs tho

  • Ms. Thickness

    :bye: BROWN

    IM OUT TO YALL I GOT AN HOUR LEFT AND I AINT DO NOTHING ALL DAY…GOTTA HUSTLE THIS LAST HOUR. *IN MY BEST MARTIN VOICE* PEACE

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I guess somebody had already lit the fuse to that tampon!

  • BigDapDog

    @Greatness, you better work *in my RuPaul Voice*

  • mirsmommy

    :bye: Brown

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    4 times at @mirs *throws up the rat gang sign*
    Co and Sign!

  • MissHarlem

    I am officially done with all yall I train someone and come back and yall got me in here crying. Rat Signs, no smiling and now 342 yay for me…..I cant :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!

    :/

    Sandra sometimes all i wanna say is :rofl:

    DO YALL SEE THAT GRAVI?!?!?

    :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    MissHarlem says:

    I am officially done with all yall I train someone and come back and yall got me in here crying. Rat Signs, no smiling and now 342 yay for me…..I cant
    ________________________

    😆 They crazy, Harlem. See what happens when they don’t have no supervision? 😆

  • OutsidetheBox

    And oh my gawd @man is right up under him with that gravi

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

    :rofl:
    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    my nose is so red from laff/crying! :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    “DO YALL SEE THAT GRAVI?!?!?”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    What are you talkin bout? I bet your lips are ashy and you have herpes!

  • mirsmommy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    And oh my gawd @man is right up under him with that gravi
    ________________________

    OMG!!!!!!!!!! :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    They even leaning to the same side MIRS!!!!

    Chit is #uncanny

    :rofl:

  • BigDapDog

    He just took off his work uniform to take that pic

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :blink: still effn confused :shotsfired:

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl: @ MIRS when there is no massa they act crazy. Loving it though :yes:

  • mirsmommy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    They even leaning to the same side MIRS!!!!

    Chit is #uncanny
    ______________________

    Why did I go and look???? :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    The brows?

    :waiting: The grin? :waiting:

    Come on, son! :rofl:

  • BigDapDog

    @Choco remember when #1 in this thread and @Brown went at it in that willow thread, that’s what we are talking about.

  • BigDapDog

    @mirs I looked too and I just got up off the dang floor, :dead:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    YALL STILL IN HERE CLOWNIN?????

  • mirsmommy

    MissHarlem says:

    @ MIRS when there is no massa they act crazy. Loving it though
    _____________________________________

    They don’t know how to act, but it’s definitely pure comedy. 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Big
    Girl my mind is all foggy I haven’t had sex this week :rofl: so I can’t think :blink: real talk tho smdh

  • mirsmommy

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    YALL STILL IN HERE CLOWNIN?????
    ____________________________

    You are a dayum fewl with that gravi :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    @ MIRS what had me was when I first came in this post and saw that foolishness I said to myself: self does he not now he bout to get roasted?. For a sec no one said anything and than the floodgates open which led to some other chit awwwwwwww man

  • OutsidetheBox

    And tryna act like he dont know why we clowning. SMH. :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    MissHarlem says:

    @ MIRS what had me was when I first came in this post and saw that foolishness I said to myself: self does he not now he bout to get roasted?. For a sec no one said anything and than the floodgates open which led to some other chit awwwwwwww man
    ___________________________________

    Yes!!!! When I saw it, I said, :blink: “Okay……”, and I knew it was gonna come sooner or later, and WHAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    I am still crying over here. Whoooooo chile. It took everything in me to not say something and than I did what you should do which is ask yourself: Self do I really need to comment or is one of my fellow SR members gonna handle that?

  • ysoserious

    Dear Manscar the Grouch,

    SCRAM and take that Gravi with you. :kona:

    Sincerely,

    :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    SCRAMMMM!!!! :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @MISS H
    “I am still crying over here. Whoooooo chile. It took everything in me to not say something and than I did what you should do which is ask yourself: Self do I really need to comment or is one of my fellow SR members gonna handle that?”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    So, now that’s it out there, what did you want to say?
    :coffee:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSOSERIOUS
    “Dear Manscar the Grouch,

    SCRAM and take that Gravi with you.

    Sincerely,
    :dead: ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    You are just ashy.
    :coffee:

  • ysoserious

    @ Man

    Please see comment #397. Don’t make me get out hose. :nono:

  • mirsmommy

    Oscar is gangsta as all hell!!!! I’ll never forget the Sesame Street episode where the lady Maria, says to a yawning Oscar, “Buenos Diaz” (Good Morning or Good Day in Spanish), and he responded by saying “Buenos Diaz”, back to her. A fellow Grouch told Oscar that he told Maria “Good Day”, that mofo said, he was gon tell her “Have a rotten day in English and in Spanish!”

    I died when I watched that ish!!!! That mofo called her job to tell her, and when he couldn’t get through on the phone, he went up to her fluckin job!!!!! :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    *dias

  • MissHarlem

    @ MAN you are def the devil but I was gonna say boy we dont do that here how old are we but than I said to myself: Self is that nice :no: . Plus I saw the grin so I knew it would have someone crying

  • gypsyeyes

    Ummm why did Man change his gravi to Oscar the Grouch? I refuse to talk directly to him because I hate him right now for putting that gravi up.

  • mirsmommy

    gypsyeyes says:

    Ummm why did Man change his gravi to Oscar the Grouch? I refuse to talk directly to him because I hate him right now for putting that gravi up.
    __________________________

    :thumbsup: on the pic.

    Gypsy, you don’t even wanna know :no:

    :rofl:

  • gypsyeyes

    Thank you very much!!! @Mirs

  • ysoserious

    ASHY? ASHY??

    How dare you, you dirty, filthy trash-loving son-of-dog biscuit eater.

    Never mind the hose, I think this calls for more drastic measures…

    #howtoneuteradogwithoutanesthesia

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @GYPSY
    “Ummm why did Man change his gravi to Oscar the Grouch? I refuse to talk directly to him because I hate him right now for putting that gravi up.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    What’s up Gypsy? Long time no see.
    I don’t know why everyone is trippin about my Gravie. I was just thinking of my favorite Seasame Street character and laughed at the thought so i put the pic up. Just a small chuckle.

    Like my nigga Proberson07 says: “Yay for me!” (comment #1)
    :shrugs:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @Y SO SERIOUS
    “ASHY? ASHY??

    How dare you, you dirty, filthy trash-loving son-of-dog biscuit eater.

    Never mind the hose, I think this calls for more drastic measures…

    #howtoneuteradogwithoutanesthesia”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    LOL! You gotta read “Oscar’s” comments on the Willow post!

  • gypsyeyes

    ______________________Flatlined.

    I just died 14 deaths!!!
    In heaven chillin with Biggie and Pac.

  • ysoserious

    On the subject of Seasame Street characters…I now know where Kelly got that fur…Has anyone seen Barkley lately?

  • ysoserious

    Oh I read them at Man…Which is why I haven’t hunted you down and left you walking funny for the rest of your life.

    #aninjasensitiveaboutherdryskin

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @GYPSY EYES
    “______________________Flatlined.

    I just died 14 deaths!!!
    In heaven chillin with Biggie and Pac.”

    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Come back to us, don’t follow the light, it’s not your time.
    **You gotta speak your mind on this chit.**

  • mirsmommy

    I’m out. :nite: yall.

  • MissHarlem

    @ MAN thats it you have made me leave my OT early. I just cant function anymore til the morning SMFH but ROFLMAO all at the same time

  • gypsyeyes

    I’m back from the grave. they put me out for still laughing cause I scrolled back up the the 1st comment

  • gypsyeyes

    I’m back from the grave. they put me out for still laughing cause I scrolled back up the the 1st comment

  • ysoserious

    Night mirs and MissH. :bye:

  • Daisy

    DEAD and GONE over that gravi :rofl: I CANT

  • iyonah

    Amber’s eyes look sad.