Sistahs, see if you recognize yourself in this viral video

A CGI cartoon video titled “Black Marriage Negotiations” has gone viral on YouTube. This video is probably viral because so many single sistahs think they recognize someone they know in this video.

The problem is that sistahs don’t recognize themselves in this video.

The black man who is willing to bend in response to the black woman’s demands (because he loves her) is labeled a weak man.

The black woman portrayed in this video prefers a thug who will not bend — except to beat her down on occasion — which she believes indicates true love.

Black man: Well, you drive a hard bargain. But, because I love you so much, I’m willing to make the sacrifice.

Black woman: Naw, you’re too weak. I need a man with a backbone who won’t let me run all over him. Besides, you’re not 6-feet-5, and that’s a deal breaker.

Do you recognize yourself in this video?

Thanks to loyal reader Rodney for sending this in!

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109 Responses to “Sistahs, see if you recognize yourself in this viral video”

  1. 1
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Sandra, is this about M :chickenhead: NICA?


  2. 2
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    @ Man………….GET OUT MY HEAD! I was just bout to say did Rocko #salute send this in?? :rofl:


  3. 3
    Krysi J says:

    well since you forgot to ask Sandra let me add

    White women do you see yourself in this video??

    :coffee:

    seems like all races have this issue to me??…wheather its indicated on a CNN special or not.


  4. 4
    miko says:

    gtfoh with this bull****!


  5. 5
    Bri says:

    Funny but true. We place such high expectations on men but aren’t willing to respect him like a man….

    Then we want him to love and respect God but then move in with him without a ring.


  6. 6
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    :rofl: @ Krysi


  7. 7
    jay Bee says:

    DANG~! this joint is right on the money.. #sheeesh!


  8. 8
    Kezi says:

    The response was even funnier so you need me to be a Wife, Prostitute and Homegirl :dead:

    Look up Black Marriage Negotiations – Response on youtube


  9. 9
  10. 10
    Shauny says:

    I’ll sit back and :coffee: <—- Folgers with cafe vanilla creamer on this


  11. 11
    lakercrazy says:

    :coffee:


  12. 12
    mirsmommy says:

    :rolleyes: Not this sh!t again.


  13. 13
    miko says:

    soooooooooo tired of this lame azz debate! u post this for comments SR? tell the truth damnit!


  14. 14
    Redeemed777 says:

    WoooooW that was hilarious!


  15. 15
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @KEZI
    “The response was even funnier so you need me to be a Wife, Prostitute and Homegirl

    Look up Black Marriage Negotiations – Response on youtube”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Did you see the one where “Tyrone meets Becky?”


  16. 16
    ChaCha says:

    *pats Laker on the thigh to scooch over :coffee: <—Mountain Dew Blast


  17. 17
    Dawn says:

    One of the most difficult task is to recognize our individual areas of opportunity, correct, and grow from them. Successfully doing so will allow us to attract a healthy mate in lieu of attracting the things we “feel” we are missing.


  18. 18
    His_Mommy623 says:

    I’m not even watching this chit… :coffee:


  19. 19
    Mamacita says:

    :rofl: I saw this yesterday. It was sent to me and it’s sad but some women really think like this!


  20. 20
    candibfly says:

    :coffee: <—- mango passionfruit juice

    i refuse today.


  21. 21
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @KEZI
    “Look up Black Marriage Negotiations – Response on youtube”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :yes:
    You are right… this chit was funnier! ROFLMAO!


  22. 22
    Kezi says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @KEZI
    “The response was even funnier so you need me to be a Wife, Prostitute and Homegirl
    Look up Black Marriage Negotiations – Response on youtube”
    ___________________________________________________________________________
    Did you see the one where “Tyrone meets Becky?”
    __________________

    I didn’t know they had one….is it funny? :goes off to google:

    I think there’s truth in all these video’s but I don’t think they represent a large majority of Black Men or Women…


  23. 23
    attorneymom says:

    Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands, [mouth and attitude]. Proverbs14:1


  24. 24
  25. 25
    LaTechGrad02 says:

    I couldn’t get past the GPS voice, I felt like I should be taking I-295 North, so I stopped watching, can someone give a synopsis?


  26. 26
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @kezi
    “I didn’t know they had one….is it funny? :goes off to google:

    I think there’s truth in all these video’s but I don’t think they represent a large majority of Black Men or Women…”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    It’s ok but I think the ladies response was funnier. It’s sooooo true. LOL. Sandra needs to put that one up.

    “I’m looking for a dime even tho I’m a five.”-TYRONE :rofl:


  27. 27
    Kezi says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @KEZI
    “The response was even funnier so you need me to be a Wife, Prostitute and Homegirl
    Look up Black Marriage Negotiations – Response on youtube”
    _____________________________
    Did you see the one where “Tyrone meets Becky?”
    _____________________________

    :dead: OMG “you know pushy abrasive and not lady like…..the tall dark handsome with the big……..” The hell who writes this stuff? At least he stood up for the sistah’s at the end they are the mothers of the earth and besides I like big butts and I can’t lie something you are lacking goodbye :rofl:


  28. 28
    StillASassyOne says:

    @LaTech

    I-295 North? You in MD?


  29. 29
    Mamacita says:

    @LaTech It’s basically some of the outrageous and often comical demands certain women want in a man.

    Kinda like that dumb a*s list Chili had…


  30. 30
    Raven says:

    Propaganda whoring for hits – when all else fails…that goes for the creator of that wack video too.


  31. 31
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @KEZI
    “OMG “you know pushy abrasive and not lady like…..the tall dark handsome with the big……..” The hell who writes this stuff? At least he stood up for the sistah’s at the end they are the mothers of the earth and besides I like big butts and I can’t lie something you are lacking goodbye”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    … I mean heart. I don’t know what I was thinking.”-BECKY
    :rofl:

    He tellin the 100% truth tho. I nice azz will make a nigga overlook all kinds of flaws. She could have 10 previous husbands that died under “mysterious circumstances” and a nigga won’t be worried in the slightest. SMH.


  32. 32
    jazzyiest says:

    Are we still beating this dead a** horse? >:(


  33. 33
    2thick4u says:

    LMAO…WTF is this…WOW!!!

    Well I am glad that I don’t think like this and will agree that the mass don’t think like this (I hope not)!!!


  34. 34
    LaTechGrad02 says:

    @Mamacita, thank you. Sounds like I’m not missing anything.


  35. 35
    Mamacita says:

    Did anyone see the one titled “Black Dating in a Hip Hop Society”?


  36. 36
    ChaCha says:

    Raven says:

    Propaganda whoring for hits – when all else fails…that goes for the creator of that wack video too.

    :dead: DAMMIT


  37. 37
    StillASassyOne says:

    LMAO!

    Black women in relationships being degraded again…this time by a Black Lesbian woman at that.

    I done seen it all.


  38. 38
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    Soooooooooooooo No post on Monica and this “story” she speaks of!???

    :coffee:


  39. 39
    jazzyiest says:

    Are we still beating this dead a** horse? :argue:


  40. 40
  41. 41

    A mess but true lol


  42. 42
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :yawn: I’m too lazy to watch. What’s in it?

    *scrolls up*


  43. 43
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    @ Brown……apparently some one has a story full of lies and is about to put it out!


  44. 44
    StillASassyOne says:

    And I don’t know any females (in my circle) that think like this at all.


  45. 45
    Mamacita says:

    I don’t think she’s degrading women or beating a dead horse. I’m not going to pretend like there aren’t women out there like this. See it all the time. No one ever sais that ALL black women think like this :shrug:

    If the shoes fits, wear it…

    #i’mnotoffended


  46. 46

    do you know what they’re sayin in the story?


  47. 47
    Kezi says:

    Mamacita says:

    Did anyone see the one titled “Black Dating in a Hip Hop Society”?
    ___________________

    I saw that one too, people keep posting them to my wall on FB, I didn’t really like that one as much but the Drake looking like he is missing a chromosome was funny, but messy… :lol:

    @ Man that’s true about some men as well smh….


  48. 48
    jazzyiest says:

    @ Mamacita

    That dang Chilli is what I like to call super stupid. Her list was ignorant. Like I told my male homeboys. “She doesn’t want a man to drink, smoke or eat pork?!?!?!? She at least has to let a brotha toss one back and ocassionally light one up b/c he’s going to need it if he has to put up with all of those other da** rules!”


  49. 49
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    @ Brown……..go to RWS


  50. 50

    it’s blocked here


  51. 51
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Propaganda whoring for hits – when all else fails

    I cant watch if I’m :dead:


  52. 52
    StillASassyOne says:

    The man in this video sounds like Civil & Ace.
    The man in the response to this video sounds like Man.

    That is all.


  53. 53
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    @ Brown…….i guess she said someone is hating on her and shannon and ITS NOT ROCKO! She said god gave her a warning!


  54. 54
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @SASSY
    “The man in this video sounds like Civil & Ace.
    The man in the response to this video sounds like Man.

    That is all.”
    ________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    True dat, true dat.

    That’s why I think that one was funnier. 75% of chit ol boy said was da honest truff. :yes:


  55. 55
    DapisDaShizz says:

    @mamacita,

    girl I just watched that and laughed so dang hard I couldn’t breathe. I swear that sounds like a million dumb azz teenaged girls that see themselves living the good life but have don nothing to deserve it. I love when he said why you want that when you can’t afford to buy it, priceless.


  56. 56
    Mamacita says:

    @Kezi yeah the stuff about Rick Ross and Drake had me rollin!

    @jazzy :lol: Right! She basically wanted a man to descend from heaven with wings because that list ruled out everyone. You see she had to modify it just to find a date.

    Her list & This Video #samething


  57. 57
    Str8Cpt says:

    I wonder if Monica and Shannon with have a pre-nup?

    I wonder whose money is longer?

    Things that make you go hmm…. :think:


  58. 58
    Ace says:

    Oh ..Gawd..oh gawd…

    Why did i just bust out in laughter after when she said “I believe everything in the bible except that part…”

    my stomach attempted to control the outburst and failed miserably

    :rofl:


  59. 59
    Str8Cpt says:

    :lol: @ Ace’s gravie


  60. 60
    Mamacita says:

    @Dap “I love when he said why you want that when you can’t afford to buy it, priceless.” :lol:

    Best part of the whole thing! Don’t have a pot to piss and a window to throw it out of but you expect this dude to buy you Manolos and a Gucci bag.

    #chilplease


  61. 61
    mirsmommy says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    do you know what they’re sayin in the story?
    ________________

    I think it’s Charles that is supposedly dropping the story. :/


  62. 62
    Krysi J says:

    Lynette on “Desperate Housewives” acts worst than any black woman married to anybody I know….and I know people like her and of her RACE exist.


  63. 63
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @STR8
    “I wonder if Monica and Shannon with have a pre-nup?

    I wonder whose money is longer?

    Things that make you go hmm…. ”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Even if they have a pre-nup, in Cali those things aren’t iron clad. That’s why Shaq’s wife filed for divorce in Cali even tho at the time, neither of them were living there.

    Shannon Brown’s Career earnings:
    2006-07 Cleveland Cavaliers NBA $971,280
    2007-08 Chicago Bulls NBA $1,044,120
    2008-09 Los Angeles Lakers NBA $797,581
    2009-10 Los Angeles Lakers NBA $2,000,000
    Career (may be incomplete) $4,812,981
    **Just signed a new contract with the Lakers this offseason**

    I think M :chickenhead: NICA has more money right now, but Shannon is only 24 years old. He prolly have 3 more NBA contracts in him.


  64. 64
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    I think it’s Charles that is supposedly dropping the story. :/
    ——————————————————————–

    :blink:


  65. 65
    CivilEngineer says:

    “When I disagree with you, you must hand over your balls out of respect for the womanist I am”

    I’m so confused but :rofl:

    Hey fam!


  66. 66
    Krysi J says:

    Hey e-round :waves:


  67. 67
  68. 68
    ChaCha says:

    :offtopic:

    DID YALL SEE THE NEW PROMOS FOR “THE GAME” PREMIERING 01/11/11

    I AM VERY EXCITE (BORAT VOICE) :yahoo:


  69. 69
    CivilEngineer says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    The man in this video sounds like Civil & Ace.
    The man in the response to this video sounds like Man.

    That is all.
    ————————
    :rofl:

    ***going find the response***


  70. 70
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    Guess i should go read the comments BRB


  71. 71
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I AM VERY EXCITE (BORAT VOICE)

    :dead: You spelled like him. Just :dead:


  72. 72
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    DID YALL SEE THE NEW PROMOS FOR “THE GAME” PREMIERING 01/11/11

    —————————————————————–

    NO!!!!!!! :yahoo: I CANT WAIT!!!!!


  73. 73
    rockstar says:

    wooooooow lollllllllll! that’s so hilarious hahahaha..I know females that sound just like that..I use to, glad I awakened in time…I didn’t even bother to look at the other responses before I posted…we demand so much, but give so little…they need to do one from the Black Woman’s perspective though..I’m sure it would be just as hilarious


  74. 74
    Ace says:

    CivilEngineer says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    The man in this video sounds like Civil & Ace.
    The man in the response to this video sounds like Man.

    That is all.
    ————————
    :rofl:

    ***going find the response***
    ———————————–
    Ditto…


  75. 75
    CivilEngineer says:

    Hey Krysay!

    Hey Cha…I guess I can adjust to this new name :lol:

    Saw the little 1/11/11 thing…they play it every commercial break


  76. 76
    mirsmommy says:

    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    I think it’s Charles that is supposedly dropping the story. :/
    ——————————————————————–

    :blink:
    _______________________

    Yes girl, check out his blog. He is a mess.


  77. 77
    Krysi J says:

    *after watching the stupid azz video*

    Are they really trying to say this is how all black women think or act?? That shyt was ridiculous….nobody acts like that, and if they do they deserve to be alone. Matter fact that woman acts more like the “white” character LYNETTE on desperate housewives than ANYONE i know.

    #FUKkeryAtItsFinest


  78. 78
    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    @ Mirs……….I so DONT want to give him hits………BUT im nosey as hail!


  79. 79
    Kitrina says:

    Shannon clearly has more money. What song has Monica wrote, what movie was she in. Brandy who made way more than Monica is still on her grind while Monica is on Twitter


  80. 80
    mirsmommy says:

    Cinnamon Kisses says:

    @ Mirs……….I so DONT want to give him hits………BUT im nosey as hail!
    _______________

    :lol: I know how you feel. :yes: He is really buggin, tho.


  81. 81
    yvonne79 says:

    This video is dumb as hell! I went in looking for a laugh and…..
    …..
    ….
    this wasn’t it! :coffee: (really Mayfield’s sweet tea)


  82. 82
    Destinee says:

    I seen this on FB and I think it is hilarious because I have came across a few sistas that think like this or somewhat. Some women want something for nothing or just think cuz they are opening their legs a man owes them something. :no:

    I still think it is HILARIOUS!


  83. 83
    Krysi J says:

    Hell the character “Gabrielle” can get a piece of that shyt too…

    really I feel like everybody ain for everybody ok….when you meet someone on the same page as you, chances are thats who you should be with…I really think thats what the majority of black women do…we ARE NOT what these people are trying to make us out to be….Kim Khardasian was NOT submissive to Reggie Bush…so where is the video for other races……

    are they really trying to say black women ruin their kids and turn them against their fathers….WOOoooooooooow..smh


  84. 84
    StillASassyOne says:

    *sigh* I really wish Monica would either: a) Be by herself for a while or b) STFU about her business for a while.

    I love her but she has an insecurity complex that really needs to be addressed and it’s seeping through her pores.


  85. 85
    ChaCha says:

    @ Civil… yeah I think there is a Tyzgurl too so I wanted to just be Cha Cha…its easier.

    I only saw it last night but I only watch BET late night bout the time Monique is coming on..then I fall asleep before she even brings out her first guest :rofl:


  86. 86

    This is just a blahhhhhh day!
    I need some entertainment!


  87. 87
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Brown

    Whoever that baby is in your gravie makes me just want to pick him up and hug him! He is soooooo cute!


  88. 88
    lakercrazy says:

    what yall talking bout in this motha floka still got 2 hrs to go and a bish ready to go home :yes:


  89. 89

    Sassy you mark my words, he’ll be in the spotlight in the next few yrs! He loves the camera!


  90. 90

    He was standin in the mirror lookin at himself!


  91. 91
    Smokie says:

    I think all of these Marriage Negotiation videos are hilarious. I just use them for comedy. Yeah, there’s truth behind the humor but since it aint my problem I’M JUST GOING TO LAUGH. LOL


  92. 92

    When we tell him it’s time to clean up he sings “Keen Up Keen Up”


  93. 93
    CFREE says:

    :rolleyes: AT this post. Back to lurking :popcorn:


  94. 94
    Genia says:

    This video was beyond funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:


  95. 95
    lakercrazy says:

    @brown that is soooo cute he is soo handsome my lil girl dont talk that good but piss her off and she growls at u ***dnt know were she got that from***


  96. 96

    Laker he knows gospel music so when we put it on the gospel channel he closes his eyes, outs his head down and waves his hand! He mimics everything he sees especially in church


  97. 97
    mirsmommy says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Sassy you mark my words, he’ll be in the spotlight in the next few yrs! He loves the camera!
    _________________

    :lol: Boy do I know someone just like that. My son loves the camera and people. A damn social butterfly. :lol:


  98. 98
    mirsmommy says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Laker he knows gospel music so when we put it on the gospel channel he closes his eyes, outs his head down and waves his hand! He mimics everything he sees especially in church
    _______________________

    Awwwww, that I would love to see. :lol:


  99. 99

    Meerkat I’m gonna try and get a video this week! I have a video of him doin his pushups and it is too funny!


  100. 100
    kingstonn says:

    haha, i just watched this video. funny.


  101. 101
    Sandra Rose says:

    The question was, do you see yourselves in this video? :chickenhead:


  102. 102
    flyqtnva says:

    Bri says:

    Funny but true. We place such high expectations on men but aren’t willing to respect him like a man….

    Then we want him to love and respect God but then move in with him without a ring.

    :cosign:

    Sandra I dont c myself, but I do see many of my confused single friends young & old!


  103. 103
    Krysi J says:

    :chickenhead:

    hmmmmmm….

    :hater: ????


  104. 104
  105. 105
    yvonne79 says:

    Sandra Rose says:
    The question was, do you see yourselves in this video?
    October 19, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    ************
    No ma’am… :no:


  106. 106
    pointhimout says:

    i have come heard a lot of black women say ‘handle a woman like me.’ why do you need to be handled?

    after all of that nonsense she spewed, dude gave in, then she called him weak. if that aint how it plays out in real life. comical.


  107. 107
    pointhimout says:

    ***i have come to hear


  108. 108
    Issa says:

    There are women out there like this. I laughed throughout the whole video; it is funny. But, I don’t think ppl here have a problem with the vid…it’s Sandra. For whatever reason, she constantly feels the need to point out some black women faults and the crazy demand some of them put on men while never pointing out black men faults and the crazy demand they put on women. As if they don’t. But, she doesn’t date men, so what do you expect? Do like a man, think like a man…i guess. With Sandra, it IS like beating a dead horse. It’s the same with her Obama posts.

    Sandra put post up like those for hits. She know 90% of the people here are women…black women who will defend themselves AND their President. With a post like this, she know they will keep coming back to comment. By the end of the day, this post will have 500 comments. More hits=more money. It’s a juvenile tactic but it works.

    Laugh it off and keep it moving.


  109. 109
    Issa says:

    “Then we want him to love and respect God but then move in with him without a ring.”

    Don’t assume everybody follows your religion. Your truth is your truth, mine is mine.


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