Christmas Gifts Ideas for Him

Do you think you have the greatest husband, boyfriend, fiance in the world? Are you having a little trouble deciding on that perfect gift to surprise him with this Christmas? Well, worry no more, sista. Your auntie has scoured the Internets for the perfect gifts for him to find under the Christmas tree!

First up are these British mini replicas of the classic Jaguar E-Type and a Porsche Speedster. At $15,000 a piece, these cars are nothing to play with. The cars are equipped with a gas engine or an electric motor that averages top speeds of 46 miles per hour. The tiny cars, which are half the size of the originals, take over 450 hours to make. So if you hurry and order by the end of the business day today, he will receive his special one-of-a kind gift just in time for Christmas! Your man will be the envy of all the other husbands in the neighborhood.

If money is tight, and your man wakes up hungry as a bear every morning, surprise him with this Wake And Bake Dream Griddle Alarm clock – $7.95. Okay, I’m kidding. It’s actually a Prank Pack fake gift box, which appears to contain ridiculous products from clueless companies. This particular item is out of stock, but they have other unique prank gifts for sale.

These eyelid stickers are a great gift idea if your man is always caught sleeping on the job by his nosy boss. Save his job and your marriage with these realistic looking eyelid stickers! All he has to do is apply these stickers to his eyelids when he feels a snooze coming on. Anyone passing by his cubicle will assume he’s wide awake! Prices start at .67 cents if you buy in bulk. Purchase them here.

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Maybe your man has a sweet tooth and gobbles down everything in sight? You can indulge his sweet tooth with this ottoman that looks like a gigantic Oreo cookie. He will drool when he sees the “chocolate” cushions with the velvety cream center. Cop it at Jellio for a cool $1,050.

If money is no object, the Britsh Royal Navy has an aircraft carrier for sale. No joke. You can bid for this aircraft carrier online right now. If you order today, it can be disassembled and shipped anywhere in the world. The HMS Invincible of the Royal Navy was taken out of service in 2005. You can buy this used carrier at the UK government’s property disposal auction website. Just click on “Add to Cart.”

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  • Pikaso

    Sandra, you must be off today….take that however you like. Lol

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Sandra :lol: What??? :grin:

  • CWhatsHerFace

    Sandra, we know you don’t like men, but come one. Some of your readers might be struggling with gifts for their significant others. :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Those “eyelid stickers” are ingenius. Good for:

    -Family get togethers
    -Work
    -Watching chick flicks with your ol lady
    -“watching the baby”

    The list goes on and on and on and on….

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    lol i like the eye lids….

  • LadyJustice

    :blink:

  • nydiva4u

    Okay, WTF is going on that you have to post this nonsense????

  • Pikaso

    The eyelids do remind me of Nicki Minaj though..

  • CivilEngineer

    :rofl: just don’t buy me a gift if this the type of shyt you came up with…what normal sized man can even fit in that car?

  • Kat

    Sandra you are a damn fool! LMAO!

  • Anna

    CivilEngineer says:

    just don’t buy me a gift if this the type of shyt you came up with…what normal sized man can even fit in that car?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~
    Is the model in the car Nicole Richie?

  • HALLE’S MUM

    LOL @ Civil

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    my coworker could use them eyelid stickers

  • http://dahoneyhive.blogspot.com ryand91

    -_-, Okie Dokie Sandra. I stuck to the basics for my man’s gift a bottle of Polo Black Cologne and a Ralph Lauren sweater.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @RYAN
    “I stuck to the basics for my man’s gift a bottle of Polo Black Cologne and a Ralph Lauren sweater.”
    ________________________________________________________________________

    :thumbsup:

  • ALBoy

    That clock is the fatest gift I have ever seen
    Umm it morning I think Ill fry this bacon i keep in my night stand :no:

  • LadyLew

    “watching the baby” :rofl: u going to jail
    My greedy/lazy azz like the wake & bake

  • Sweet-tea

    These are all WONDERFUL gift ideas! My husband will be especially thrilled with the eyelid stickers!(Sarcasm)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @LADY LEW
    ““watching the baby” u going to jail”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    As long as you can hear a baby crying, you know they are ok. :yes:

    That’s why the “eyelids” would work, you only need to be able to HEAR them.

  • CFREE

    :rofl:@
    this entire post

  • ALBoy

    cfree what up ma

  • ALBoy

    Oh and those eyelids are CREEPY

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @THE LADIES

    What’s some of the chit yall want for Christmas?

  • ALBoy

    Wait 15k for a power wheel Wally just had them junks on sale for $88 black friday :no: stop playing

  • mirsmommy

    That car is perfect for Jermaine “Treasure Troll” Dupri, and Bobby “Polly Pocket” Valentino. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    Wow Sandra. I pegged you for a man-hater but this chit is uncalled for. :nono:

  • ALBoy

    That car is perfect for Jermaine “Treasure Troll” Dupri, and Bobby “Polly Pocket” Valentino
    _______________________________________
    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    so man u sayin that i should return the dream griddle alarm clock i got u? :coffee:

  • aqtpie

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    -”watching the baby”
    ________________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    :dead: @ mirs

    Not Treasure Troll!!

    Besides, ain’t that little fool still broke? You’d be better off hunting for Cracker Jack prizes.*

    *Isn’t he is living out of one of those boxes now anyway?

  • aqtpie

    mirsmommy says:
    That car is perfect for Jermaine “Treasure Troll” Dupri, and Bobby “Polly Pocket” Valentino. :lol:
    _________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ITwseq9CRs Ace

    *secretly places his bid for the battleship*

    Fluck what ya’ll talkin bout…dis right here nicca…wait tell i pull up in the hood with dis right here…i swear dim corna boys gonna be throwin up there :hater: signs

    oh nice benz dawg…whats that..and 08 coo…I got a Muthafluckin Battleship bish! FLOCKA!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    :dead: and Gone @ Ace

  • candibfly

    I can see me and Snoopy ridin in that car, our curls whipping in the wind.

  • Fated4Greatness

    I actually thought the alarm clock was gonna give off the scent of breakfast food when it goes off :shrugs: bless my imagination

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ITwseq9CRs Ace

    @YsO

    I got chu …and we don’t even need to dig a hole I can bury you at SEA!

    Now tell me who can take of you better postmortem better then i can…

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man

    – New bottle of “Light Blue” (D&G)
    – New bottle of “Black” (Kenneth Cole)
    – New bottle of “Idole D’Armani” (Armani)
    – Bottle of “Acqua di Gioa” (Armani)
    – Movado “Amarosa” timepiece (the one with white & yellow gold bezel in the link please)
    – This towhnouse I saw that is renting for $2800/month
    – $1000 of “play money”
    – Another all-expense paid cruise for late 2011/early 2012 to the Eastern Caribbean islands
    – Those Gianmarco Lorenzi “Discoball” pumps I’ve been eyeing for months ($2795)
    – Those Burberry “Prorsum” Avaiator booties I’ve been looking at for two months as well ($1200)
    – Any gift that conveys my man’s feeling for me. :-)

  • StillASassyOne

    Ace- I’m with you babe! No lie- I actually was thinking of how cool it would be to buy a real battelship too! LMAO!

  • mirsmommy

    Fated4Greatness says:

    I actually thought the alarm clock was gonna give off the scent of breakfast food when it goes off bless my imagination
    _________________

    I thought the same thing.

  • StillASassyOne

    *battleship*

    Damn typos….

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    New Post Sandra please…

  • candibfly

    why can’t ppl just be nice? i asked if dude could take me and snoopy to the airport. he asked for a kiss. i’d rather walk :-|

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    (puts a bid in for the battleship so I can surprise Ace with it)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    ” New bottle of “Light Blue” (D&G)
    – New bottle of “Black” (Kenneth Cole)
    – New bottle of “Idole D’Armani” (Armani)
    – Bottle of “Acqua di Gioa” (Armani)
    – Movado “Amarosa” timepiece (the one with white & yellow gold bezel in the link please)
    – This towhnouse I saw that is renting for $2800/month
    – $1000 of “play money”
    – Another all-expense paid cruise for late 2011/early 2012 to the Eastern Caribbean islands
    – Those Gianmarco Lorenzi “Discoball” pumps I’ve been eyeing for months ($2795)
    – Those Burberry “Prorsum” Avaiator booties I’ve been looking at for two months as well ($1200)
    – Any gift that conveys my man’s feeling for me. :)
    __________________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿¿ :blink: ????
    That’s a lot of di©k sucking in 2011. You sure your jaws are up to it?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    :popcorn:

  • StillASassyOne

    If all that I need to qualify for those gifts from my man was “d**k-sucking”, then I should have earned most of the stuff on that list (maybe except the townhouse) by now!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Ace.

    There’s a :newpost: up about your boo C Milli but I don’t think you gonna like it. :lol:

  • candibfly

    is that all u need to do to ur man to get fabulous presents?! *adjusts halo*

  • Destinee

    :thumbsup: Thanks Sandra!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    i need those eyelid stickers and that griddle in my life ASAP.

  • momo

    Can we please get recession proof ideas that he’ll actually like?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    “is that all u need to do to ur man to get fabulous presents?! *adjusts halo*”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Yes…. yes it is.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    That’s a lot of di©k sucking in 2011. You sure your jaws are up to it?
    ______________________
    This nicca right here SMDH :lol:

  • Torae

    Does anyone have any good gift ideas for me? I’ve been buying the same things for my husband for the past 6 years….

    I want to do something different, it’s either cologne, shirts, pants, shoes, electronics etc etc. He has everything, so I don’t know what to get him :-/

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    the dream griddle is a fake? aw hail..
    i was going to buy that, and the dream fryer.

    Sandra, that’s messed up to get my hopes up. :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ITwseq9CRs Ace

    Can i get some **** coupons…for Christmas..redeemable any time no expiration dates?

  • Anna

    Torae says:

    Does anyone have any good gift ideas for me? I’ve been buying the same things for my husband for the past 6 years….

    I want to do something different, it’s either cologne, shirts, pants, shoes, electronics etc etc. He has everything, so I don’t know what to get him :-/

    ~~~~~~~~
    After so many yrs together you do run out of ideas. I bought my husband a griddle last yr and he loves it. On one side hubby can grill a steak and on the other make eggs, bacon or pancakes. The best thing about it is when you plug it in and you only want to cook a steak you only turn that side of the unit on. He has to work at 5am and I am not getting up to make him breakfast. He has fun w/it and I paid 60 bucks for it at Kmart. Not sure what I am getting him this yr, I’m thinking a flat screen computer monitor.

  • Anna

    Ace says:

    Can i get some **** coupons…for Christmas..redeemable any time no expiration dates?

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    You can’t use the “P” word and redeem(able)in the same sentence.

  • Dr.GiGi

    @Torae I bought my husband the beer of the month club last year. It was a nice change from the norm! They send like three beers of four different types found around the world. He liked being able to say he had tried a beer that his boys had not. Something different! He was like a little kid waiting for his box each month!