HIDE YOUR WIVES, HIDE YOUR KIDS; LIL WAYNE IS FREE
Gravel voiced rapper Lil Wayne walked out of NY’s Rikers Island prison a free man this morning after serving 8 months of a 1-year sentence for weapons possession.
They say Cash Money Records CEO Bryan “Baby” Williams and Wayne’s first baby mama, Antonia “Toya” Carter, were at the prison gates to meet him. A TV production crew filmed the joyous reunion for an upcoming reality show.
Lil Wayne will head to sunny Miami, Florida where a big welcome home party is being organized for him on Sunday.
According to the NY Post, the weed and cocaine-fueled bash will draw hundreds including the aforementioned Baby, rappers Drake, Nicki Minaj, Bow Wow and Jay Sean. Party planner Colin Cowie tells Page Six the décor will include a lot of burgundies and purples (Weezy’s favorite colors), while the menu boasts kobe burgers and jumbo shrimp, truffled macaroni and cheese and rose champagne. [link]
Expect there to be a few undercover “Hip Hop cops” in the crowd taking notes. I’m not hatin’, I’m just being real.
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LOL…good one auntie..i jsut new this was gonna be a Antoine Dotson premier…
then BAM the Alien jumped on the screen
Well he did just get out of jail so you forgot Hide your husbands, they raping EVERYBODY Sandra.
@SANDRA WHO IS TOO DAM FUNNY IS U
HELL HIDE UR PUZAZAY THAT GRIMBLING IS VERY DAM FERTILE….AND U ALREADY KNOW THAT THE PARTY IS GON BE FULL OF 
AND FREE PUZAZAY FOR WEEEZZEEY BABY 
@ace hey honeybun how u doing this mornting?
@ Laker..
I’m doin luvly…i’m on my game this morning 2 #1 posts..How bout yourself…
He’ll have his shiny grill back in, impregnate another lost soul & back in trouble with the law by Christmas
@ace im here tired and chit but this
is kicking in were was u at yesterday? 
Yeah Weezy F Baby please say the baby is FREE! I like him! He is always nice when I see him out!
You got me Auntie.
You too LaTech.
time to start the new baby count down….hopefully all the sober time will make the carter IV a classic
Is that what he looked like getting out or is that his normal face?? That nucca looked higha than a mug in that pic.
This post should say hide ya vagina, hide ya ovaries, Weezy is free.
Hmmm…I bet Tiny’s home coming meal for TIP will be pigs in a blanket!
Get it!
With this ghetto gremlin post up, shouldn’t nobody be complaining about my Gravi.
OMG
“HIDE YOUR WIVES, HIDE YOUR KIDS; LIL WAYNE IS FREE”
in another post??
Shyt hide ya ovaries
YSO didn’t I send you to the
@yso sorry to tell u but ur gravi is worse than lil wayne breath and face
Carib you and me are >>>>>here<<<<< thinkin the same thang!
Actually It’s HIDE YOUR Side-Pieces, Jump-Offs and Groupies !!!
Because if YOUR WIFE wants to get Bust-Down by Weezey…
THEN Go Kill Yo-Self (YOU HAVE NOTHING to Live For…)
@ OHoney
Just trying to bring a little sunshine into the lives of my SR friends and fam.
ahhhh real monsters
Morning my ELove. Come and give us a
No you didn’t get Antoine Dotson on us.
I think ghetto birds and hood rats and chit are the only hoes drawn to the Gremlin. The ONLY real woman he’s been with was Toya and we all know she is WAY too classy for this turd.
I bet Baby from Cash Money can’t be more elated about his “son” getting out. He got the vaseline and er’thang ready.
Antonia Carter was there when he got out of jail you say???
Where was Memphitz and how did he feel about that??
@OHONEY
“Where was Memphitz and how did he feel about that??”
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Prolly somewhere trapped in that all that grease he puts in his hair.
WEEZY BABY !!!!!
morning
He’ll have 2 girls knocked up by the end of the month!
HONEY I WAS GONNA PUT THE SAME THING…I DONT CARE WHAT NOBODY SAY SHE STILL IN LOVE WITH WAYNE.
HEY CANDI..I SAID HEY TO YOU VERY CREATIVELY YESTERDAY AND MUST WENT HOME..I THOUGHT WELL MAYBE SHE FELL OFF OF HER STILTS THAT SHE CALLS HEELS. GG DIED TWICE READING IT AND SANDRA LOL.
hey thickness
lol, it may have been at the end of the day, cause u know i woulda noticed. now i want to go read it, what post was it on?
HERE IT IS CANDI:
BACK SKATES OVER TO CANDI, POP AND LOCK LIKE RE-RUN, FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DO THE WORM INTO SOME HAYMAKERS…FREEZE AND SAY FRESH…GETS UP DUST OFF MY TIGHTS, TUBE SOCKS AND REBBIE JACKSON KICKS ASS T-SHIRT AND SAY HEY GIRL.
@Candi Yeah you got SERVED by @Thickness yeaterday
Tooo Funny!
i hope u had on multiple tube socks in a variety of colors scrunched up to ur knees.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Prolly somewhere trapped in that all that grease he puts in his hair.
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O ok, I was wondering
@mamacita it appears that i did get served. now i gotta work on an extra fly routine and BRING IT! u hear me?!
@ySoSerious
Morning Babay (And you KNOW how I feel about you…) But NOT WITH That Gravi
Thickness yea, she love him…she trys to move on po’ thang.
He got a hold on her.
Sure it just crushed her heart when all them babies started poppin out.
Wow! Its been 8 months already? Sad thing is there will probably be more african americans in attendance at his welcome home concert then who turned up at the polls on tuesday…Ok I kid, I kid!!!! Morning fam!
Toya & Wayne……BaaaaaaaaaBy (Gumbo dialect)
Baby,Drake, Nikki,Bow wow, Lil wayne= homosexuals.In my opinion they should all just come out…it could only help others like Trey Songz,Kanye,Pharrell and Neo… just to name a few come out as well…back to you Sandra!
My radio shows “Dirty Dirty at 7:30″ gossip segment…said
rumor has it T.I. paided a Male Porn Star to have sex with Tiny while he watched.
- i guess T.I. now we know why she wasn’t trippin about his concubines..He let her get her too…*with his supervision of course*
Weezy is so ugly and dirty ONE BIG ORGIE Hope they have teflon condoms abound cuz Baby and Weezy gonna get it in!
@ace well dam thats just nasty
Choco that is so nasty!!
Ace that sounds like a big fat lie!!!
UMMM YALL NEED TO LEAVE THE BABY. HE CAN’T HELP IT THAT HE HAS THE BOMB D#$K & HEAD HUNTER GAME…..
Hey Pretty Meat. (c) Ms. Thickness
Spew at that visual.
@Ohoney
I’m not making it up any two so-called straight men that kiss eachother publicly on the lips have done far more TRUST!
CANDI I ONLY HAD ON 3 PAIR…NEON COLORS…PINK, GREEN AND THAT BRIGHT ORANGE…BUT I WAS JUST SAYING HEY GIRL..
HONEY I THINK IF THE BABIES HADNT CAME..THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN BACK TOGEHTER BY NOW.
BACK SKATES OVER TO CANDI, POP AND LOCK LIKE RE-RUN, FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DO THE WORM INTO SOME HAYMAKERS…FREEZE AND SAY FRESH…GETS UP DUST OFF MY TIGHTS, TUBE SOCKS AND REBBIE JACKSON KICKS ASS T-SHIRT AND SAY HEY GIRL.
This and Arsenals reasoning behind not wanting to date a midget has got to be TWO of our Best 
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ACE I SPOKE TO YOUR PRETTY MEAT ASS A LONG TIME AGO…DONT MAKE ME LIKE YOU AND EMAIL YOU BUDDY!
@Ace
NOTHING would SHOCK ME regarding anyone that pops X-pills on the regular (ALLEGEDLY…)
Morning @choco @thick @ ohoney
and tho it it is most likely a lie…i can see it being true i mean T.I has had so many concubines that he would have to validate it somehow…
metnwt says:
Hmmm…I bet Tiny’s home coming meal for TIP will be pigs in a blanket!
Get it!
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metnwt says:
Hmmm…I bet Tiny’s home coming meal for TIP will be pigs in a blanket!
Get it!
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Thanks LadyL for that repost….how did I miss this foolishness??
Hey Ace- that story may be a lie but I can’t say I believe they have never had orgies…
@Taboo
I hate when people speculate on a person’s SEXUALITY from blogs and what they see in the media. How ignorant is that? That’s like me looking at someone’s gravi and labeling them gay just because of what i see at that ONE MOMENT in their life. You don’t know these people to call them gay do you?
If those people you listed are gay what’s it to you? Why should you even care? It’s honestly none of your business what their preference is.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY Sandra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wecome home Weezy!!
Welcome home Weezy
Choco says:
BACK SKATES OVER TO CANDI, POP AND LOCK LIKE RE-RUN, FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DO THE WORM INTO SOME HAYMAKERS…FREEZE AND SAY FRESH…GETS UP DUST OFF MY TIGHTS, TUBE SOCKS AND REBBIE JACKSON KICKS ASS T-SHIRT AND SAY HEY GIRL.
This shyt right here murders me every dayum time!!! 
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@ Ace…..
I heard that this morning. That is crazy.
Choco says:
Hey Ace- that story may be a lie but I can’t say I believe they have never had orgies…
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orgies…*spff* pisses me off
….i’m still workin on my first threesome…
gonna have to find me some more open minded females@ACE
“rumor has it T.I. paided a Male Porn Star to have sex with Tiny while he watched.”
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T.I. musta went dayum near bankrupt payin some nigga to fluck Petunia.
Dang! its on huh!!!
oh how i wonder how many “broke” ppl gonna be frontin and grandstandin
just to make it to MIA to weekn..
bookin flights
bookin rooms
not payin rent
no food on the table just to party with wayne huh
welcome home wayne #yessir
Choco? (sayin it like grandma use to say it) honey? Boo BEAR?…is that your FEET in THE AIR ON THAT GRAVI!!!!! CLUTCH MY PEARLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ACE
These hoes stingy with the threesome dawg. They say to let the GIRL pick the other girl and you have a better chance.
@GG
no girl 
my x arm is covering his eyes and my foot is on his chest – dead at clutching peals LOL
@ACE and MAN
One man and two girls means I get bored easily which is y I won’t participate in a threesome again – I’m too territorial but who I had a threesome with wasn’t no real feelings there I was just being a freak
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ACE
These hoes stingy with the threesome dawg. They say to let the GIRL pick the other girl and you have a better chance.
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I think that’s where i been goin wrong..I’ve been trying to hard to put the 2 girls together to make it happen..instead of letting one of the girls choose the other… I’ll have to think about that…
To man and ACE:
Steps on how to COAX two Woman to Join you in a Threesome
Step 1: Select your primary girl: the primary girl is that girl that will be the co-star (you know the one that gets’ ate first)
Step 2: Let your primary girl select the secondary..after all what does it matter to you…however…studies have shown…that the primary can be guided into selecting a girl of your type over a girl of her type…but again…what does that matter to you?
Step 3: This is what we call IMPLIED I HAD NO IDEA YOU WANTED ME TO DO IT FOR REAL…so even though everyone knows very well what they are there for….try not to let your eagerness rush you through the event. MEANING: don’t walk into the room and say..OKAY last one butt naked is a rotten egg. ….KEEP YOUR COOL
Step 3: YES WINE AND DINE BOTH YOUNG LADIES!! i know I know…it’s hard…but you are creating a team unit at this point….Be charming…take both ladies out so that they can get to know each other…keep the attention between the two balanced…(you don’t want either girl to have a green eyed monster moment..this will affect your hard-on significantly)
Step 4: Set the scene….in the back of your impala a GOOD THREESOME it does not make….so this may mean a nice investment in a neutral environment (I.E. Hotel, or your Homeboy’s crib)…the neutral environment also saves you from any future home invasions by girl 1 or girl 2.
Step 5: LIQUOR and MARYJANE paves the WAY (Imjustsayn)
GG GIRL YOU HAD A THREESOME…BUT MAN AND ACE FOLLOW THOSE STEPS AND YOU WILL SUCCEED..SPOKEN FROM A PERSON THAT HAS ENGAGED IN ONE OR TWO OR…
GG you ain’t said nothing wrong!! Ya’ll better write that down!!
Good advice GG now why don’t you tell us about your first 3 threesomes
@GG
“Steps on how to COAX two Woman to Join you in a Threesome
Step 1: Select your primary girl: the primary girl is that girl that will be the co-star (you know the one that gets’ ate first)
Step 2: Let your primary girl select the secondary..after all what does it matter to you…however…studies have shown…that the primary can be guided into selecting a girl of your type over a girl of her type…but again…what does that matter to you?
Step 3: This is what we call IMPLIED I HAD NO IDEA YOU WANTED ME TO DO IT FOR REAL…so even though everyone knows very well what they are there for….try not to let your eagerness rush you through the event. MEANING: don’t walk into the room and say..OKAY last one butt naked is a rotten egg. ….KEEP YOUR COOL
Step 3: YES WINE AND DINE BOTH YOUNG LADIES!! i know I know…it’s hard…but you are creating a team unit at this point….Be charming…take both ladies out so that they can get to know each other…keep the attention between the two balanced…(you don’t want either girl to have a green eyed monster moment..this will affect your hard-on significantly)
Step 4: Set the scene….in the back of your impala a GOOD THREESOME it does not make….so this may mean a nice investment in a neutral environment (I.E. Hotel, or your Homeboy’s crib)…the neutral environment also saves you from any future home invasions by girl 1 or girl 2.
Step 5: LIQUOR and MARYJANE paves the WAY (Imjustsayn)
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CO-SIGN!!! Don’t forget that you have to give the impression that this will just between yall and you won’t tell anyone and chit.
And that it wasn’t “planned”…
@OHONEY
“GG you ain’t said nothing wrong!! Ya’ll better write that down!!”
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Have you participated?
@gg MY BISH NOW LET THEM KNOW WERE Ur PUZAZAY COMES FROM CALI BABY
and please do let us know about ur threesomes
@msthick ur welcome to share also
@ MAN: That is covered in step 3 son.
LEt me know if you need a pus-sy broker? I can get all parties to the table for a minimum fee cause you are FAM.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@OHONEY
“GG you ain’t said nothing wrong!! Ya’ll better write that down!!”________________________________________________________________________
Have you participated?
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Choco says:
@ACE and MAN
One man and two girls means I get bored easily which is y I won’t participate in a threesome again – I’m too territorial but who I had a threesome with wasn’t no real feelings there I was just being a freak
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I NEED YOU TO EMAIL ME SOME POINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA DO IT FOR HUBBY ON HIS 40TH BIRTHDAY….THAT WOULD BE ONE HELL OF A PRESENT SINCE HE SWEARS HE HAS NEVER EVER HAD ONE.
lakercrazy says:
@gg MY BISH NOW LET THEM KNOW WERE Ur PUZAZAY COMES FROM CALI BABY
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Crip walking circles around Laker..while flipping my IZOD shirt that I’m wearing underneath my FLIP Hollywood muscle shirt I bought on Venice Beach..(see Choco)
@GGOUCH
“That is covered in step 3 son. LEt me know if you need a pus-sy broker? I can get all parties to the table for a minimum fee cause you are FAM”
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I never turn down an oppurtunity at some more puzzy.
That being said, I have been disappointed in the “primary chicks” selection of girl number two. They usually select some random “cow” with a “nice personality” and chit.
Of course, the scenario is phrased as a “hypothetical” and chit.
OHHHH THIS A SOME GOOD CONVO!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW IT’S GETTIN GOOD IN HERE!
@GG
You’re SO GRACIOUS in Extending Yourself (LIKE That…)
@Ace
The SHORT Version (In CASE you’re real Busy at Work…)
Find a Female who LUVS to party and have PLENTY of GFs that SHE likes to HANG OUT WITH… A Few of them are Bound-to-GET-Down (TRUST ME…) AND Yes… I SPEAKING from Extensive Experience from My Man-WHORE Dayz (MF-ing Real…)
@CHARBEE
“I NEED YOU TO EMAIL ME SOME POINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA DO IT FOR HUBBY ON HIS 40TH BIRTHDAY….THAT WOULD BE ONE HELL OF A PRESENT SINCE HE SWEARS HE HAS NEVER EVER HAD ONE.”
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HELL YEAH! DO IT DO IT DO IT!
What kind of women do you like?
(lifting eyes to heaven: I swear I swear Baby Jesus…I’ve done NUT-TING NUT-TING of the sort…..(does sitting on the bed watching count)
CHARBEE…YOU MIGHT WANNA JUST TRY A SWINGERS CLUB SINCE THAT IS YOUR HUSBAND…
LAKER I SHARED SOME OF MINE ALREADY
@OHONEY
Tell us of your experience!!!
**sits down Indian Style**
Was the other girl hot?
who first?
Who
GG THAT DOESNT COUNT..BEEN THERE AS WELL.
@man fuk that if im the primary chick and im down ima get one that i would loove to look at fuk her dam personality that is not what we are her for
HONEY…IM GONNA HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO MAN TO HEAR THIS ONE AS WELL..LOL
i think i’m too young for whatever y’all up in here talking bout.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHARBEE
“I NEED YOU TO EMAIL ME SOME POINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA DO IT FOR HUBBY ON HIS 40TH BIRTHDAY….THAT WOULD BE ONE HELL OF A PRESENT SINCE HE SWEARS HE HAS NEVER EVER HAD ONE.”
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HELL YEAH! DO IT DO IT DO IT!
What kind of women do you like?
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THEY HAVE TO BE THICK NOT ((((FAT)))), NICE BIG BOOTAYS AND SMALL BREASTS LIKE MINES
. I AM TAKING HIM TO MIAMI…I WANNA FIND SOMEONE THERE AND LEAVE THEM THERE!!!!!!!!!
Man and Thickness and whoever else is waitin on my story…..not gonna happen
OH AND I AM NOT EATING NO PUZZZZAY. I’D RATHER SUCK MY OWN JUICES……….
ELove says:
@GG
You’re SO GRACIOUS in Extending Yourself (LIKE That…)
@Ace
The SHORT Version (In CASE you’re real Busy at Work…)
Find a Female who LUVS to party and have PLENTY of GFs that SHE likes to HANG OUT WITH… A Few of them are Bound-to-GET-Down (TRUST ME…) AND Yes… I SPEAKING from Extensive Experience from My Man-WHORE Dayz (MF-ing Real…)
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Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen…my E-Peer here is only partially right!! Yes the short version is good…..but why settle for two burgers….when you can get a steak with LOBSTER on the side if you catch my drift…… The short version eliminates your opportunity for a repeat performance….We want to create an environment of “YA”LL COME BACK YA HEAR”…………
@msthick were was i at??? dam i missed it!!! #curioustooscaryandterritorial
@CHARBEE
“THEY HAVE TO BE THICK NOT ((((FAT)))), NICE BIG BOOTAYS AND SMALL BREASTS LIKE MINES . I AM TAKING HIM TO MIAMI…I WANNA FIND SOMEONE THERE AND LEAVE THEM THERE!!!!!!!!!”
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Does he know you like women as well?
How long have you guys been married?
Why not have like a local female that can join yall’s relationship? You know, as an occasionally “sex toy” or what not.
@kingston u aint to young
@charbee im wiht u on the i aint eating no dam puzazay i just can’t i do my own juices but another bish i just can’t
@ohoney but whyyy
ok ok going back to work 
CHARBEE says:
OH AND I AM NOT EATING NO PUZZZZAY. I’D RATHER SUCK MY OWN JUICES……….
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Not FULLY PARTICIPATING is like going to DISNEYLAND and sitting in the CAR….you will still hear the screams of ecstacy…but you won’t know which ride your peeps are on..you might as well have stayed home
@CHARBEE
“OH AND I AM NOT EATING NO PUZZZZAY. I’D RATHER SUCK MY OWN JUICES……….”
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YOU HAVE TOO! THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT!
Lick on that good good then get the wood wood.
DONT KNOW WHERE YOU WAS LAKER
CHARBEE…THERE IS A CLUB HERE CALLED TRAPEZE OR MIAMI VELVET FOR THAT…ARE YOU AFRAID TO EAT THE HOT POCKET. LOL
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHARBEE
“THEY HAVE TO BE THICK NOT ((((FAT)))), NICE BIG BOOTAYS AND SMALL BREASTS LIKE MINES . I AM TAKING HIM TO MIAMI…I WANNA FIND SOMEONE THERE AND LEAVE THEM THERE!!!!!!!!!”
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Does he know you like women as well?
How long have you guys been married?
Why not have like a local female that can join yall’s relationship? You know, as an occasionally “sex toy” or what not.
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I DO NOT LIKE WOMEN ON THAT LEVEL. I WAS SAYING THAT IS THE TYPE THAT I WANT TO JOIN OUR 3SOME. THIS WILL BE ONLY DONE WHEN WE ARE OUT OF TOWN. HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I AM WILLING TO DO IT. THIS WILL BE THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE.
BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 13 YEARS AND MARRIED FOR 3.
@OHONEY
Ok ok… you don’t have to tell us the story. Just tell me what kind of women are you attracted to?
Would you do it again? (stupid question, all women would do it again)
Would you just do it with a female alone?
CHARBEE says:
OH AND I AM NOT EATING NO PUZZZZAY. I’D RATHER SUCK MY OWN JUICES……….
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Wow. I’ll be in the next post if you guys need me.
Genia says:
CHARBEE says:
OH AND I AM NOT EATING NO PUZZZZAY. I’D RATHER SUCK MY OWN JUICES……….
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Not FULLY PARTICIPATING is like going to DISNEYLAND and sitting in the CAR….you will still hear the screams of ecstacy…but you won’t know which ride your peeps are on..you might as well have stayed home
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OKAY I LIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING GOES IN THIS !!!!!!!!!!!
@GG
When you HAVE GAME… You create WHATEVER ENVIRONMENT you DESIRE (Real…) The SHORT VERSION was just for Time Consumption Purposes !!! TRUST, There is Absolutely NO FLAWS in how I MADE IT Happen… And I ONLY Sat & Watched when I had a Camera or Recording EQUIPMENT (In My Hands…) OTHER THAN THAT… I was STR8 Getting IT IN (Real…)
@CHARBEE
“I DO NOT LIKE WOMEN ON THAT LEVEL. I WAS SAYING THAT IS THE TYPE THAT I WANT TO JOIN OUR 3SOME. THIS WILL BE ONLY DONE WHEN WE ARE OUT OF TOWN. HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I AM WILLING TO DO IT. THIS WILL BE THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE.
BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 13 YEARS AND MARRIED FOR 3.”
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Of coures you like women “on that level” if you are having sex with one. It just makes more sense to have one “steady girlfriend” for lack of a better word.
Trust me, YALL will both like it and want to do it on a regular basis. Why not do it with someone yall both trust?
Anyway, you need to HURRY UP and look into it. When is his birthday?
IMMA HAVE TO GET FAWKED UP TO DO IT THOUGHT. JUST HIGH ENOUGH TO ENJOY. BUT NOT SO DRUNK THAT I DON’T REMEMBER.
@CHARBEE
You will love IT! You have NEVER heard a woman say she didn’t enjoy having sex with another woman! NEVER!!!! I promise you, after this, you will have you a lick buddy for the rest of your days and your man will appreciate all that much more!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHARBEE
“I DO NOT LIKE WOMEN ON THAT LEVEL. I WAS SAYING THAT IS THE TYPE THAT I WANT TO JOIN OUR 3SOME. THIS WILL BE ONLY DONE WHEN WE ARE OUT OF TOWN. HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I AM WILLING TO DO IT. THIS WILL BE THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE.
BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 13 YEARS AND MARRIED FOR 3.”
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Of coures you like women “on that level” if you are having sex with one. It just makes more sense to have one “steady girlfriend” for lack of a better word.
Trust me, YALL will both like it and want to do it on a regular basis. Why not do it with someone yall both trust?
Anyway, you need to HURRY UP and look into it. When is his birthday?
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NEXT YEAR SO I HAVE A WHOLE YEAR TO PLAN AND GET THE BODY BACK TIGHT.
I WONDER IF WHAT HE’D SAY IF I ASKED FOR 2 MEN…………….
@MAN…I DONT THINK SHE WANTS A STEADY RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE…SHE JUST WANNA HAVE A THREESOME TO SAY SHE DID IT.
CHARBEE MAKE SURE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WANNA DO…BUT IF YOU AINT GONNA GO FULL OUT THEN WHY BOTHER. WHEN YOU HAVE ONE THERE SHOULDNT BE ANY RULES…ALSO MAKE SURE YOU ARENT JEALOUS AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS GONNA PENETRATE ANOTHER WOMAN.
@CHARBEE
“I WONDER IF WHAT HE’D SAY IF I ASKED FOR 2 MEN…………….”
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You know if he agrees to that he’s gay right?
CHARBEE YOU MUST HAVE THE JAWS OF LIFE CAUSE THATS ALOT OF SUCKING BOO..LOL
@MS. THICKNESS
“I DONT THINK SHE WANTS A STEADY RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE…SHE JUST WANNA HAVE A THREESOME TO SAY SHE DID IT.”
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Naw, I get that part. But there are different kinds of “relationships.” I’m not saying she should be ready to “walk down the aisle” or anything. Just that she will enjoy it and it wouldn’t hurt to have someone they can do it with on the regular where everyone understands.
CHARBEE says:
I DO NOT LIKE WOMEN ON THAT LEVEL. I WAS SAYING THAT IS THE TYPE THAT I WANT TO JOIN OUR 3SOME. THIS WILL BE ONLY DONE WHEN WE ARE OUT OF TOWN. HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I AM WILLING TO DO IT. THIS WILL BE THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE.
BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 13 YEARS AND MARRIED FOR 3.
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Dear Ms. Charbee:
It doesn’t sound like you are 100% ready for this experience…give it some more time and thank about it. You don’t want to do something you really don’t want to do…turn around and NAG the shyt out of your husband making him regret he ever said the words THREE AND SOME in the same breath.
May I suggest some warm up exercises?
1). Tap into your inner bi-curiosity…Go to a club frequented by gay women…..Hang out…test your temperature (if you have a gay girlfriend already enlist her help for support)
2). Compliment and Smile at the women you meet..not in a hey girl way….but in a DAYUM girl way
3). start practicing your come hither look on the females.
4). PORN WORKS (girl on girl action is a great motivator)
5). Ask a chick out just for drinks…dress, act and feel sexy
Ms. Thickness says:
CHARBEE YOU MUST HAVE THE JAWS OF LIFE CAUSE THATS ALOT OF SUCKING BOO..LOL
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@CHARBEE
No shade, but I find it hard to believe you don’t have ANY girl on girl experience. I’m sure you have done some fooling around with women before and maybe you just haven’t
before.
What’s your experience level?
@MAN THATS THE KIND IM TALKING ABOUT…I THINK SHE WANTS A ONE TIME DEAL TYPE OF THING.
Genia says:
CHARBEE says:
I DO NOT LIKE WOMEN ON THAT LEVEL. I WAS SAYING THAT IS THE TYPE THAT I WANT TO JOIN OUR 3SOME. THIS WILL BE ONLY DONE WHEN WE ARE OUT OF TOWN. HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I AM WILLING TO DO IT. THIS WILL BE THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE.
BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 13 YEARS AND MARRIED FOR 3.
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Dear Ms. Charbee:
It doesn’t sound like you are 100% ready for this experience…give it some more time and thank about it. You don’t want to do something you really don’t want to do…turn around and NAG the shyt out of your husband making him regret he ever said the words THREE AND SOME in the same breath.
May I suggest some warm up exercises?
1). Tap into your inner bi-curiosity…Go to a club frequented by gay women…..Hang out…test your temperature (if you have a gay girlfriend already enlist her help for support)
2). Compliment and Smile at the women you meet..not in a hey girl way….but in a DAYUM girl way
3). start practicing your come hither look on the females.
4). PORN WORKS (girl on girl action is a great motivator)
5). Ask a chick out just for drinks…dress, act and feel sexy
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GOOD STUFF. IMMA TRY IT.
@MAN
I DON’T WANT NO STEADY BOO THIS I DO KNOW. THIS HAS TO BE SOME SPONTANEOUS OUT OF TOWN SHYT……….. NUCCA YOU A TRIP.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHARBEE
No shade, but I find it hard to believe you don’t have ANY girl on girl experience. I’m sure you have done some fooling around with women before and maybe you just haven’t before.
What’s your experience level?
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I HAVEN’T HAD ANY AT ALL BUT IT WON’T HURT CAUSE HELL YOU ONLY LIVE ONE LIFE.
I ONLY STARTED USING TOYS LIKE 10 YEARS AGO… #DONTJUDGEMEATALL
I AIN’T GONE GET NO WORK DONE IF I KEEP THIS UP…………………..
Charbee: you ain’t ready ma…..you need to take baby steps: Do you play with your PUS-SY in front of your man?…..start there…then check back in about a year or more and we will re-access your progress.
@CHAR
“I HAVEN’T HAD ANY AT ALL BUT IT WON’T HURT CAUSE HELL YOU ONLY LIVE ONE LIFE.
I ONLY STARTED USING TOYS LIKE 10 YEARS AGO… #DONTJUDGEMEATALL”
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Wow, I’ve never met a woman even close to the age of 30 that has NEVER had some girl on girl experience before. Not sayin I don’t believe you but….
@MS. THICKNESS
“THATS THE KIND IM TALKING ABOUT…I THINK SHE WANTS A ONE TIME DEAL TYPE OF THING.”
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She THINKS she wants that now. We’ll wait till after she get that good
and see what she wants. 
Miss Polly Anna does not approve of this off-topic.
(looks for that case of Fabuloso that laker brought in yesterday)
Genia says:
Charbee: you ain’t ready ma…..you need to take baby steps: Do you play with your PUS-SY in front of your man?…..start there…then check back in about a year or more and we will re-access your progress.
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I HAVE ALWAYS PLAYED WITH THE KITTY KAT… I JUST BEEN DOING LOTS OF OTHER STUFF IN THE LAST 10 YEARS… AND HIZ B-DAY IS EXACTLY 1 YEAR FROM TODAY. SO I DO HAVE TIME. I JUST WANNNA GET RIGHT………..
@Char
and even 
so we were all freaky and chit – fuking and suckn but it wasn’t my thing so Im really not the one I enjoyed them effn me and I would only suck on her breast and then after I exploded I don’t know how many times I left them in the room was out!
Pointers hun he had the hotel room he was PAID and had other assorted tricks to keep the juices flowing –
Nawww Char personally for me I wouldnt bring another woman to my man – so maybe it’s a good thing you have a year to wait jmo
Damn what did i start up in here…
i go to lunch and this post damn near doubled…
*runs back up to read*
*writes down some note from GG and Elove*
I got 1 piece that “says” she doesn’t want to share(for reasons unknown to me)…but she has lesbian tendencies(extremely bi-curious) so i picked her as the best candidate to co-star..and trying to match her up with another co-star hasn’t..worked…so i’ll take GG/Man notes and let her do her own casting call… and see how that goes I’ll report back with my findings…
*****walks in pouring FABULOSO all over this post****
@ laker
Save some for Lil Wayne grody azz. He needs a whole bottle for his mouth alone. Blech.