Kim Kardashian is Dead

According to the Huffington Post:

Kim Kardashian will go off Twitter and Facebook on Wednesday to support World AIDS Day and won’t sign back on until $1 million is raised for Keep a Child Alive, Alicia Keys’ charity. Alicia, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and Usher have also made the pledge.

Here is Kim’s ad, which reads: “Kim sacrificed her digital life to give real life to millions of others affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. Visit BuyLife.org or text ‘KIM’ to ’90999′ to buy her life now.”

So, donate to a good cause if you want Kim back on Twitter.



 


86 Responses to “Kim Kardashian is Dead”

  1. 1
    Virtuous says:

    attention cum guzzling whore. NEXT

  2. 2
    Cariblife says:

    ^^ :cosign:

  3. 3
    kingstonn says:

    where is Man? someone page him.. :lol:

  4. 4
    Virtuous says:

    This Bitch is a speaking out against AIDS yet her pussy seen more men than a gynecologist….GO figure

  5. 5

    **GASP**

    **reads post**

    YALL, WE NEED TO DONATE!!!

  6. 6

    @ Man
    now’s the time to reload that Rush card

  7. 7
    QueenSJ says:

    Why can’t people donate just to simply donate?

  8. 8
    West Coast Chick says:

    :cosign: with what
    Virtuous says:

    “attention cum guzzling whore. NEXT”

  9. 9
    Cariblife says:

    She looks like a figure from Madame Toussauds wax museum in this pic.

  10. 10
    kingstonn says:

    @ man,
    i thought her sorry azz clothes and dry azz puzzay tape made enough for her to donate at least a couple hundred dollars. :coffee:

  11. 11
    eastpointvet says:

    i know its for a good cause and all but i would never do anything reading im dead on it

  12. 12
    YSoSerious says:

    Way to get my hopes up Auntie. :coffee:

  13. 13
    proberson07 says:

    i don’t want her back on twitter but i will donate as it is a good cause!

    @YSoSerious :rofl:

  14. 14

    @BROWN
    “now’s the time to reload that Rush card”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    If it helps Kim in ANY way, then it NEEDS to be done. :yes:

  15. 15

    @KINGSTON
    “i thought her sorry azz clothes and dry azz puzzay tape made enough for her to donate at least a couple hundred dollars.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    SHE IS DOING THIS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!

  16. 16
    Str8Cpt says:

    These airbrushed pics kill me :blink:

    We all know her waist is not that small….

    Come on Son! *Ed Lover voice*

  17. 17
    mirsmommy says:

    :blink: I hate when people pose next to hearses and in this case, in a damn coffin. :no:

  18. 18
    lakercrazy says:

    @MAN STOP U DONT EVEN GET ON TWITTER :lol:

  19. 19
    kingstonn says:

    @ man, no she’s doing this to see how many people will actually care that she’s off twitter. its a publicity stunt encased in an actual cause. she ain’t fooling me.

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    candibfly says:

    *skips over the post and reclines in my monogrammed sr recliner in the corner*

  22. 22
    Choco says:

    Kim looks like chit dead and alive now her face is sooooo TAUGHT! :coffee:

  23. 23

    Sorry that doesn’t make me want to donate. LOL if it kept her off my computer and tv screen I would drop some cash. I am so sick of her..SORRY

  24. 24
    Choco says:

    Bet you any amount of money that KIM K will be the first non-celeb to break the goal of staying off twitter!

  25. 25
    YSoSerious says:

    Now if she was actually dead…I’d happily give money to whomever did some of us that favor. :coffee:

  26. 26

    @LAKERCRAZY
    “STOP U DONT EVEN GET ON TWITTER ”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    I know… but if Kim is calling for something to be done than the least I can do is aid that beautiful angel!

    LET’S ALL DONATE AND GET KIM BACK ON TWITTER!

  27. 27
    kingstonn says:

    :rofl: @ Yso!
    i actually laughed outloud and got an evil eye from my professor. thanks. :(

  28. 28
    YSoSerious says:

    SMH @Man

    When are you going to finally quit Team #RealLoveForFakeHoes.

  29. 29
    lakercrazy says:

    @man you stupid :lol: so how was ur thanksgiving???

  30. 30
    YSoSerious says:

    @kingstonn

    You’re welcome. :grin:

  31. 31

    *in my best Man impersonation*

    Ya’ll let’s donate some money to keep that hoe off twitter and chit!

  32. 32

    @LAKER

    Thanksgiving was pretty good. Got some relaxation and chit.
    My sports weekend was mixed

    -Southern University lost the Bayou Classic
    -Peyton Manning lost
    -Kobe Bryant lost
    -The Hornets lost
    -Carmello Anthony got hurt
    -The Phoenix Suns lost

    BUT, I take all of that if it means LSU LOSES!
    :rofl:
    FLUCK LSU! FLUCK LES MILES!!

  33. 33
    YSoSerious says:

    Technically, since most of her is non-organic now anyway, can she actually be considered “alive” anymore?

    This is like announcing The Scarecrow or the Tin Man is “dead”, isn’t it?

  34. 34

    That wig is a major FAIL

  35. 35
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    lakercrazy says:

    @man sounds like mine and boos weekend lots of sports :grin:

  37. 37
    YSoSerious says:

    :dead: @ BROWN

    You speaking in tongues and chit now. :nono:

    We need Redeemed to cast out that demon before you start demanding azz shots and undercover flucking big girls. :lol:

  38. 38
    candibfly says:

    mine was full of lots of shopping :)

  39. 39

    yso………….the irony
    anyway OU beat OSU so that’s all that matters

  40. 40
    IsaiahsMom says:

    QueenSJ says:

    Why can’t people donate just to simply donate?

    ________________________________________

    Word! Couldn’t have said it better myself… :cosign:

    Damn it SR! Got me all excited and shyt! I was all, “Yeeeeeeeeesss”, but then I was all, “Noooooooooo”….

    Also, why don’t some of these hollywood-negros/negras donate some of THEIR money! Stay asking the public to cough up shyt! What’s in YOUR wallet, dude? :think:

  41. 41

    and no ma’am I am not speakin in tongues I was laughin at what you said bout the Tin Man and shyt!

  42. 42

    “Alicia, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and Usher have also made the pledge…”

    SO WHAT YALL GOT TO SAY BOUT DEM WHILE YALL HATING ON BEAUTIFUL KIM!

  43. 43
    TruGemini says:

    Sooooo, not being on Twitter for a few days is a sacrifice :shrugs: Who’da thunk it…. :rolleyes:

  44. 44
    lakercrazy says:

    @candi ***does a back flip and drop kicks all them silly bishes at walmart at 12:01 am with 10 kids******** glad to hear ur day was all shopping :)

  45. 45
    spongebobfan says:

    uh, not that us reg folk cant donate, but those people names combines can dig in their petty cash and raise 1 milli….furthermore all those people named are boring on twitter…
    :coffee:

  46. 46
    candibfly says:

    laker i was sooo sad. i forgot one of my friends works at walmart and i coulda got a 10% discount. i love saving money :crying:

  47. 47
    YSoSerious says:

    :lol: @BROWN

    Well, they are legitimate questions, aren’t they? :wink:

    And I said you was speaking in tongues cause you switched to Man’s voice. Next thing your head is gonna be spinning 360 trying to check out the azzes of chicks that pass you by. :lol:

  48. 48

    “SO WHAT YALL GOT TO SAY BOUT DEM WHILE YALL HATING ON BEAUTIFUL KIM”
    __________________________________________
    KEEP THAT PLASTIC, GEL INJECTED HOE OFF TWITTER

  49. 49

    OHHHHHH YSO!
    MY MIND WAS SOME WHERE ELSE! SORRY

  50. 50

    i thought you were talkin bout somethin else, please see your email

  51. 51
    StillASassyOne says:

    *sigh* *eye-roll* this bytch here…..

  52. 52
    YSoSerious says:

    Irrelevance + Irrelevance = :yawn:

    :coffee:

  53. 53

    I ain’t goin lie. I didn’t expect yall to be so jealous of this beautiful lady and what she does with her twitter account. :shrugs:

    A lil disappointed in yall.

  54. 54
    candibfly says:

    :yawn: someone wake me up when we talm bout something juicy :popcorn:

  55. 55
    YSoSerious says:

    @Man

    WE’VE disappointed YOU. Really…Guess I’ll just log off and go slit my wrists now. :coffee:

  56. 56
    YSoSerious says:

    @BROWN

    Done and done.

  57. 57
    bollies says:

    I wonder how much her fake azz donated. This chic is absolutely worthless. If it’ll keep her off this computer and off my Tv i’ll doanted my first born….sick of this ran thru h*e bag!!!!

  58. 58

    I ain gone lie I didnt think you would stan for fake hoes but you do

    A lil disappointed in you…..well wait..naw not really, I expect this chit from you

  59. 59

    “WE’VE disappointed YOU. Really…Guess I’ll just log off and go slit my wrists now.”-YSO
    ________________________________________________________________________________

    :pray:
    “Please let her be telling the truth! Don’t let anything stop her.”

  60. 60
    ChaCha says:

    The only thing that is juicy about this topic is the TITTAY BALLS In Yso’s gravi………Whats up yall :wave:

  61. 61

    @BROWN
    “I ain gone lie I didnt think you would stan for fake hoes but you do

    A lil disappointed in you…..well wait..naw not really, I expect this chit from you”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I abhor fake hoes! Only TRUE LADIES do I support! :yes:

  62. 62
    Choco says:

    @Cha
    Girl Love the blog I left some comments

  63. 63
    YSoSerious says:

    @Man

    Sorry to disappoint you yet again. Guess it’s gonna be one of them days. :coffee:

  64. 64
    YSoSerious says:

    :waves: @ Cha Cha

    I left a little something too. Anonymously of course. :wink:

  65. 65

    TRUE LADIES = FOREIGN OBJECT INJECTED SKEEZES

  66. 66
    ChaCha says:

    Yso, Choco :wink: Love ya boos!

  67. 67

    yso it’s blocked here so you know I’m pissed! I’d probably have A LOT to say and alot of stories to tell!

  68. 68
    YSoSerious says:

    @BROWN

    I just bet. :wink:

  69. 69
    Jay Bee says:

    off topic…some of yall with these provactive Avi’s give me a break got dayummm..

    I hate when sum 1 come nears my desk, they prob think im some type of freakum dang! but get a little classy why dont you HUH!!!!

  70. 70
    Choco says:

    @Jaybee
    Damn so now we got gravi police also :shrugs:

  71. 71
    Jerrica says:

    What’s wrong with the gravi’s?

  72. 72
    YSoSerious says:

    If you’re so worried about it, stop visiting SR when you should be working. Problem solved. :coffee:

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  74. 74
    StillASassyOne says:

    Ahahahaha!!!! @Choco!

    :coffee: She must be referring to your “fertility statue” cause I don’t see anything else on here “provocative,” do you?

  75. 75
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Yso

    That last comment is EXACTLY why I missed you! :hug:

  76. 76
    StillASassyOne says:

    Nevermind….I forgot Man has a inverse-exposed naked broad in his….*sigh*

  77. 77
    StillASassyOne says:

    Ise bored….hey…somebody fight or something.

    I need something to do for the next 2 hrs & 20 mins….you know, like, besides work.

  78. 78

    @SASSY
    “Nevermind….I forgot Man has a inverse-exposed naked broad in his….*sigh*”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Since the pic is inversed, it’s defined as “Artisic Expressionism!”
    :yes:
    #classyandchit

  79. 79

    @ 68
    You have no idea!

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    YSoSerious says:

    @SASO

    Simple “problem”. Simple solution. :shrugs:

    @jazi65

    Pass me some of that. I’ll split my Cherry 7Up with you. :wink:

  82. 82
    CFREE says:

    proactive :blink:

  83. 83
    lakercrazy says:

    back from lunch :popcorn: <<<fajita torta :grin:

  84. 84
    Jay Bee says:

    Choco says:

    @Jaybee
    Damn so now we got gravi police also

    ~~~~~
    yes..its too much, dont u get enuff of lookin at azz n titts allday #dayummmm

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    Choco says:

    @Jay
    I can’t even see the gravi’s but come on we talk way worse

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