Kim Kardashian is Dead

According to the Huffington Post:

Kim Kardashian will go off Twitter and Facebook on Wednesday to support World AIDS Day and won’t sign back on until $1 million is raised for Keep a Child Alive, Alicia Keys’ charity. Alicia, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and Usher have also made the pledge.

Here is Kim’s ad, which reads: “Kim sacrificed her digital life to give real life to millions of others affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. Visit BuyLife.org or text ‘KIM’ to ‘90999’ to buy her life now.”

So, donate to a good cause if you want Kim back on Twitter.



 


  • Virtuous

    attention cum guzzling whore. NEXT

  • Cariblife

    ^^ :cosign:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    where is Man? someone page him.. :lol:

  • Virtuous

    This Bitch is a speaking out against AIDS yet her **** seen more men than a gynecologist….GO figure

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    **GASP**

    **reads post**

    YALL, WE NEED TO DONATE!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    @ Man
    now’s the time to reload that Rush card

  • QueenSJ

    Why can’t people donate just to simply donate?

  • West Coast Chick

    :cosign: with what
    Virtuous says:

    “attention cum guzzling whore. NEXT”

  • Cariblife

    She looks like a figure from Madame Toussauds wax museum in this pic.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    @ man,
    i thought her sorry azz clothes and dry azz puzzay tape made enough for her to donate at least a couple hundred dollars. :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    i know its for a good cause and all but i would never do anything reading im dead on it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    Way to get my hopes up Auntie. :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/Proberson07 proberson07

    i don’t want her back on twitter but i will donate as it is a good cause!

    @YSoSerious :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “now’s the time to reload that Rush card”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    If it helps Kim in ANY way, then it NEEDS to be done. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “i thought her sorry azz clothes and dry azz puzzay tape made enough for her to donate at least a couple hundred dollars.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    SHE IS DOING THIS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw Str8Cpt

    These airbrushed pics kill me :blink:

    We all know her waist is not that small….

    Come on Son! *Ed Lover voice*

  • mirsmommy

    :blink: I hate when people pose next to hearses and in this case, in a damn coffin. :no:

  • lakercrazy

    @MAN STOP U DONT EVEN GET ON TWITTER :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    @ man, no she’s doing this to see how many people will actually care that she’s off twitter. its a publicity stunt encased in an actual cause. she ain’t fooling me.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    Hey proberson. :waves:

  • candibfly

    *skips over the post and reclines in my monogrammed sr recliner in the corner*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Kim looks like chit dead and alive now her face is sooooo TAUGHT! :coffee:

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    Sorry that doesn’t make me want to donate. LOL if it kept her off my computer and tv screen I would drop some cash. I am so sick of her..SORRY

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Bet you any amount of money that KIM K will be the first non-celeb to break the goal of staying off twitter!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    Now if she was actually dead…I’d happily give money to whomever did some of us that favor. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @LAKERCRAZY
    “STOP U DONT EVEN GET ON TWITTER ”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    I know… but if Kim is calling for something to be done than the least I can do is aid that beautiful angel!

    LET’S ALL DONATE AND GET KIM BACK ON TWITTER!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    :rofl: @ Yso!
    i actually laughed outloud and got an evil eye from my professor. thanks. :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    SMH @Man

    When are you going to finally quit Team #RealLoveForFakeHoes.

  • lakercrazy

    @man you stupid :lol: so how was ur thanksgiving???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @kingstonn

    You’re welcome. :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    *in my best Man impersonation*

    Ya’ll let’s donate some money to keep that hoe off twitter and chit!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @LAKER

    Thanksgiving was pretty good. Got some relaxation and chit.
    My sports weekend was mixed

    -Southern University lost the Bayou Classic
    -Peyton Manning lost
    -Kobe Bryant lost
    -The Hornets lost
    -Carmello Anthony got hurt
    -The Phoenix Suns lost

    BUT, I take all of that if it means LSU LOSES!
    :rofl:
    FLUCK LSU! FLUCK LES MILES!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    Technically, since most of her is non-organic now anyway, can she actually be considered “alive” anymore?

    This is like announcing The Scarecrow or the Tin Man is “dead”, isn’t it?

  • http://mrswindycity.blogspot.com Windycitychick

    That wig is a major FAIL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    :rofl: :wail:

  • lakercrazy

    @man sounds like mine and boos weekend lots of sports :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    :dead: @ BROWN

    You speaking in tongues and chit now. :nono:

    We need Redeemed to cast out that demon before you start demanding azz shots and undercover flucking big girls. :lol:

  • candibfly

    mine was full of lots of shopping :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    yso………….the irony
    anyway OU beat OSU so that’s all that matters

  • IsaiahsMom

    QueenSJ says:

    Why can’t people donate just to simply donate?

    ________________________________________

    Word! Couldn’t have said it better myself… :cosign:

    Damn it SR! Got me all excited and shyt! I was all, “Yeeeeeeeeesss”, but then I was all, “Noooooooooo”….

    Also, why don’t some of these hollywood-negros/negras donate some of THEIR money! Stay asking the public to cough up shyt! What’s in YOUR wallet, dude? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    and no ma’am I am not speakin in tongues I was laughin at what you said bout the Tin Man and shyt!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    “Alicia, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and Usher have also made the pledge…”

    SO WHAT YALL GOT TO SAY BOUT DEM WHILE YALL HATING ON BEAUTIFUL KIM!

  • TruGemini

    Sooooo, not being on Twitter for a few days is a sacrifice :shrugs: Who’da thunk it…. :rolleyes:

  • lakercrazy

    @candi ***does a back flip and drop kicks all them silly bishes at walmart at 12:01 am with 10 kids******** glad to hear ur day was all shopping :)

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    uh, not that us reg folk cant donate, but those people names combines can dig in their petty cash and raise 1 milli….furthermore all those people named are boring on twitter…
    :coffee:

  • candibfly

    laker i was sooo sad. i forgot one of my friends works at walmart and i coulda got a 10% discount. i love saving money :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    :lol: @BROWN

    Well, they are legitimate questions, aren’t they? :wink:

    And I said you was speaking in tongues cause you switched to Man’s voice. Next thing your head is gonna be spinning 360 trying to check out the azzes of chicks that pass you by. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    “SO WHAT YALL GOT TO SAY BOUT DEM WHILE YALL HATING ON BEAUTIFUL KIM”
    __________________________________________
    KEEP THAT PLASTIC, GEL INJECTED HOE OFF TWITTER

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    OHHHHHH YSO!
    MY MIND WAS SOME WHERE ELSE! SORRY

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    i thought you were talkin bout somethin else, please see your email

  • StillASassyOne

    *sigh* *eye-roll* this bytch here…..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    Irrelevance + Irrelevance = :yawn:

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    I ain’t goin lie. I didn’t expect yall to be so jealous of this beautiful lady and what she does with her twitter account. :shrugs:

    A lil disappointed in yall.

  • candibfly

    :yawn: someone wake me up when we talm bout something juicy :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Man

    WE’VE disappointed YOU. Really…Guess I’ll just log off and go slit my wrists now. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @BROWN

    Done and done.

  • http://att.net bollies

    I wonder how much her fake azz donated. This chic is absolutely worthless. If it’ll keep her off this computer and off my Tv i’ll doanted my first born….sick of this ran thru h*e bag!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    I ain gone lie I didnt think you would stan for fake hoes but you do

    A lil disappointed in you…..well wait..naw not really, I expect this chit from you

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    “WE’VE disappointed YOU. Really…Guess I’ll just log off and go slit my wrists now.”-YSO
    ________________________________________________________________________________

    :pray:
    “Please let her be telling the truth! Don’t let anything stop her.”

  • http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

    The only thing that is juicy about this topic is the TITTAY BALLS In Yso’s gravi………Whats up yall :wave:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “I ain gone lie I didnt think you would stan for fake hoes but you do

    A lil disappointed in you…..well wait..naw not really, I expect this chit from you”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I abhor fake hoes! Only TRUE LADIES do I support! :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Cha
    Girl Love the blog I left some comments

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Man

    Sorry to disappoint you yet again. Guess it’s gonna be one of them days. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    :waves: @ Cha Cha

    I left a little something too. Anonymously of course. :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    TRUE LADIES = FOREIGN OBJECT INJECTED SKEEZES

  • http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

    Yso, Choco :wink: Love ya boos!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    yso it’s blocked here so you know I’m pissed! I’d probably have A LOT to say and alot of stories to tell!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @BROWN

    I just bet. :wink:

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    off topic…some of yall with these provactive Avi’s give me a break got dayummm..

    I hate when sum 1 come nears my desk, they prob think im some type of freakum dang! but get a little classy why dont you HUH!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Jaybee
    Damn so now we got gravi police also :shrugs:

  • http://twitter.com/Jerrica_Lewis Jerrica

    What’s wrong with the gravi’s?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    If you’re so worried about it, stop visiting SR when you should be working. Problem solved. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    Ahahahaha!!!! @Choco!

    :coffee: She must be referring to your “fertility statue” cause I don’t see anything else on here “provocative,” do you?

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yso

    That last comment is EXACTLY why I missed you! :hug:

  • StillASassyOne

    Nevermind….I forgot Man has a inverse-exposed naked broad in his….*sigh*

  • StillASassyOne

    Ise bored….hey…somebody fight or something.

    I need something to do for the next 2 hrs & 20 mins….you know, like, besides work.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    “Nevermind….I forgot Man has a inverse-exposed naked broad in his….*sigh*”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Since the pic is inversed, it’s defined as “Artisic Expressionism!”
    :yes:
    #classyandchit

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    @ 68
    You have no idea!

  • jazi65

    :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @SASO

    Simple “problem”. Simple solution. :shrugs:

    @jazi65

    Pass me some of that. I’ll split my Cherry 7Up with you. :wink:

  • CFREE

    proactive :blink:

  • lakercrazy

    back from lunch :popcorn: <<<fajita torta :grin:

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    Choco says:

    @Jaybee
    Damn so now we got gravi police also

    ~~~~~
    yes..its too much, dont u get enuff of lookin at azz n titts allday #dayummmm

  • aqtpie

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Jay
    I can’t even see the gravi’s but come on we talk way worse