Celebs Out & About: Blair Underwood, Lil Wayne, LeToya Jackson, Flavor Flav
Didn’t somebody say that actor Blair Underwood had a gang of kids by multiple baby mamas? Underwood, who portrays U.S. President Elias Martinez on the NBC series “The Event,” — and his 3 kids posed in front of the Hall of Presidents attraction at the Magic Kingdom in Florida, while his wife Desiree takes a souvenir photo of them. (L-R): daughter Brielle, son Blake and their oldest son, Paris.
Lil Wayne (red baseball cap) had a bird’s eye view at courtside as he watched his favorite team the New Orlean’s Hornets lose to the LA Lakers at the New Orleans Superdrome yesterday.
TV personality Byron Allen planted a kiss on his wife, Jennfier Lucas’ lips as the family enjoyed a post Christmas vacation in Maui, Hawaii yesterday. Photo by Flynet Pictures
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Musician Flavor Flav of Public Enemy performed onstage on day 2 of the Falls Music & Arts Festival in Lorne, Australia yesterday.
Michael Jackson’s sister, La Toya Jackson, stepped out last night with her close friend and manager, Jeffre Phillips. The pair dined out at Madeo restaurant on a windy night in LA. Don’t you love La Toya’s Louis Vuitton bag? Photo by PacificCoastNews.com
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Blair and his family are the best looking apples in this rotten bunch of pics.
Wait dudes wear distressed jeans?
Meh @ this whole post
@ Tink Tink
Blair has a beautiful family
oh wait..LaToya’s friend..where’s his neck?
Blair has a beautiful family
Letoya’s bag is banging
Everyone else NO COMMENT
@ALBoy
Maybe we should all chip in to get your Gravi some distressed jeans. Or just any damn thing to cover up those black licorice legs.
Byron needs a shirt ASAP!
Lil Wayne (red baseball cap)
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As if folk gonna have a HARD time tryna figga out who his tragic looking azz ill in a crowd…he need not be identified.
P90X does a body good, tis all
if not they have cover ups for men, i believe they call them tshirts
It wasnt that bad YSO
Byron needs a nursing bra…and birth control pills cause it look like he 4 months preggers.
<~~~~~ Gravie? Meeeee
That bag is hot but is she channeling MJ? things to think about.
flava still getting work? things to think about
Bryon Allen gave birth I wonder if he still has one in there/ things to think about
Weezy and his girls out. They huir is soo perty.. things to think about.
Blair… Things to think about
And FINALLY Miss Jackson…
What happened to her hairline?
Her melanin?
Her nose?
Just what the fluck happened?
And why her date got on house shoes? In public? Them jokas got a shield emblem on ‘em. I know they prolly Gucci or Versace but they still ugly. And STILL look like house shoes…
@Candi Apple
I still can’t see you.
Ok Let me check….
Blair photo seems photshoped…
#justsaying
The people in the back row of Weezie and em look terrified
kwall says:
Miss Jackson…
What happened to her hairline?
Her melanin?
Her nose?
Just what the fluck happened?
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My thoughts exactly
Byron Allens stomache fat
Byron should hit a gym
Blair Underwood could still get it
The Event is the best new show on TV!!
I think all Blair’s kids are by his wife. I love me some Blair.
<~~~~~~ Am is I dere?….
I never heard Blaire had a bunch of kids. I’m just shocked that his kids are so big when it seems like he just got married yesterday.
When are these rappers gonna learn that those good for nothing entourage dudes are the #1 reason they wind up going broke. Got those freeloaders in premium seats. Make em sit in the nose bleeders.
Glad to see Flav doing gigs and overseas ones at that.
Latoya’s bag is gorgeous. She’s as serious about her baby hair as Chili and J-Lo. Just won’t let it go even though she is upwards of 60 years old.
KWALL SAYS:as if folk gonna have a HARD time tryna figga out who his tragic looking azz ill in a crowd…he need not be identified
bwaaahahahahahahahahaha
Blair and his wife Desiree been married a long time he always talks about his wife
@Bird
I am a J Lo stan she does not have baby hair
I’d like that bag alot better when LV stop playing and make a black one. BNot an extra dark blue one and not a deeeep burgundy. but black straight up black. and I be ready to punch the sales lady in the mouth when I ask for a black bag and she plops down three dark as hell but still not black. Why aint she just say, I’m sorry ma’am it doesn’t come in black but we do have ________.
With the exception of Blair and Family, the rest of these people look like Aliens.
Daisy,
I just Googled her in case I was remembering wrong. But nope, I’m right. That girl rocks the hell out of some baby hair damn near as much as Chili. Through it all she is still Jenny from the block.
@ALboy those jeans are stressed the hell out!
That alien predator devouring that YT woman’s face has tit and tays
Aww Blair and his family are so cute. I approve.
Byron Allen has gained a lot of weight omg !!!!
So loving i finally made the site “Love my SANDRAROSE.COM”!!!!!!!!!!
I had to scroll back up but…damned if Byron head don’t look JUST like the little one that comes out of the Aliens mouf when it’s finna spit acid and really fluck some chit up.
@Yso
CFREE says:
P90X does a body good, tis all if not they have cover ups for men, i believe they call them tshirts
P90X will kill an ordinary man I ordered it and didn’t last 3 weeks now im 20 lbs. heavier and they dont take returns for that ish
Are you new?
if you are.
BTW, I love your screen name.
ChaCha says:
The people in the back row of Weezie and em look terrified
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THE LADY LOOKING @ WAYNE WITH THE SIDEEYE. HE BEEN LOOKI SO SOBER BUT YET STILL UGLY.
DO NOT PASS GO NOR COLLECT YOUR 200 PHRO GIT YO ASS AND YSO TO FOR DETAILING THE SCENE. AND YES IM YELLING HMPH
@MissH
No need to yell. I hear how much you really e-dore me loud and clear.
BruhMan I asked you yesterday who you were?
SR Orientation
Single
Kids
Hobbies
Sexual Orientation
@ YSo yes I am
HE BEEN LOOKI SO SOBER BUT YET STILL UGLY.
True!
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welcome @bruh *hands u a welcome packet*
CAPTION FOR Wayne Photo
First Son: I wonder if mom and dad know i’m gay yet…
Second Son: I should tell Dad Chris is ghey…
Mom: This must be that Little Wayne guy they talk about i heard he knows how to make babies unlike my Husband
Husband: I paid $600 for these tickets and they got me behind some damn n****rs and there rap music.
harlem! *runs, jumps on a trampoline, and leaps into your arms*
BruhMan
*twirls around* CANDI
ACE exactly
@bruh hey welcome to the sr fam
wait registration is open and its like one new dude?
@ Choco
Im Single; No Kids; Hobbies include: MBA homework, working a plethora of jobs, video games, NY Giants Football, and Cartoons; and Straight
how many new people up in this bish???
@candi i thnk they scared to comment we is cwazy
Bruh
Please feel out the E-Packet in full…and make sure you signed the agreement at the bottom.
“I,____________ will not look at\speak to\touch MsDimplez or C. Milli. I’m aware that violation of said agreement is punishable by forfeiture on me registration”
all i saw was single, no kids, and mba
@bruhman allow me to introduce myself, i’m candi, the innocent, humble, nice one of the bunch
why laker? *bats eyelashes* all we do is sit in the innocent corner knitting booties for the stray kittens and puppies of dade county
FABULOSALAKER says:
how many new people up in this bish???
@candi i thnk they scared to comment we is cwazy
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I agree but y join u can lurk without being a member!
candibfly says:
why laker? *bats eyelashes* all we do is sit in the innocent corner knitting booties for the stray kittens and puppies of dade county
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Dear Candi,
for this comment I spit out the majority of my salad and it is now scattered on my desk. I am not happy about this at all! Lets discuss this in that kona ova there!
Thanks,
OHoney
@ BruhMan that Ab Ripper had me through I did it for a total of 2 days and was done
i mean i’m sayin, i know it gets rowdy but that’s only for going away parties, awards shows, holidays, birthdays, e-vorces, fridays, any day after 2 pm
@Bruh
Good Luck on your MBA
I’m new.
2012
when did you join? What was your motivation?
…2012
why do i sense a Redeeming quality about you
I joined because I can’t stand celebrities.
@MissH
Welcome Bruh and thanks for responding…
2012
We are gonna need you to answer the sames question
Sex M – F
Single
Kids
Hobbies
Sexual Orientation
Please and thank you
@Ace
What is that?
@ACE
WOOOOOWWWW goood one
i mean i’m sayin, i know it gets rowdy but that’s only for going away parties, awards shows, holidays, birthdays, e-vorces, fridays, any day after 2 pm
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i dunno if they told u bruhman or not but part of ur orientation calls for u to email me two photos, a shirtless pic and another of ur choosing. for verification purposes and sh1t.
@Choco aka Hippie
Because of the nature of my job, I can’t disclose my info.
Latoya looked like the love child of Mike and Tina Knowles for a sec.
Its quite a contrast between the 1st and 2nd row at the ball game. Wayne looks strange, not his normal strange but a different strange.
Byron…… well at least the baby is cute.
2012
Those questions are not that intrusive but kool
Hi Bruhman…. nice to meet you… I am CANDI and I sport horns (so I don’t apologize) but if I say something mean that hurts your e-feeling know that it was all out of e-luv and you said something wrong.. It’s you
… so welcome and good luck with your MBA….
2012 are you formerly Redeemed?
@Choco aka Hippie
Who is Redeem?
Hi Bruhman, JazzieT, 2012 welcome
What Up New People head Nod
@Everyone yup that’s her
@CandiB
@CFREE
Hey!
Is this where everybody is?
You aint Got No Job Tommie
Damn my girl CANDI sounding just like her MAN
2012
A former poster
Hey & welcome 2 BruhMan5th Flr….other than that I have nothing to comment about this post.
harlem i’m just trying to make the new people feel welcome *adjusts welcoming committee sash*
i didn’t win nicest poster for nothin
Damn did REDEEM/RESTORATION come back and got a microchip in its gravi
the horrrrrrooooorrrrrrrrrr
This Cant Be Life *in my Jay Z voice*
i don’t have a man
2012 are you a scientist?…..
@Choco aka Hippie
Damn! i just stumbled across this blog like 7 hours ago.
@2012, what is your gravi?
CANDI yes you are right you are just bein nice and chit
Why my damn picture not showing??????????
what goesth oneth in hereth
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I usually post as The Realist on this site called B00sip.
Well, I guess Redeemed was Restored in 2011.
Choco how you baby girl (cause i see this not going so well)
Welp! I guess yall were wrong. I’ve never seen Redeemed swear.
harlem everything i do, i do for my bffs, i was gon present the pictures at our next board meeting for discussion
Oh so then your a guy I see you on there from time to time
@CFREE
It’s a battery that will be used for classified machines. I can’t tell you too much.
CFREE says:
@2012, what is your gravi?
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Rhianna’s blood work..
@AL
It’s all GOOD just getting to know folks
WHO THE **** IS REDEEM????
ace please go to the corner.
CANDI this is why you the bestest
@candibfly
Thank you! I really preciate the welcome!
2012… Wild guess on my behalve….. I noticed the little thing-a-ma-bob in the picture and with a screen name like 2012 1+1=2…. Scientist
@ Ace…You gotta watch the Tudors. Someone died within the 1st 2mins of the series premiere.
Ok@2012 gotcha
shut up Ace
u aint gots to lie craig
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Redeemed is/was the E Pastor of SR .com she decided to leave Friday is her last day
@Choco
Do yall really think she’s leaving?
@ALBoy
oh ok. shoo I thought I was gonna get shot or something.
See what Im sayin REDEEM is on the sight too
Dont take the chip a la REDEEM 
Hey Phrozen!
Dimpz
She aint leaving us she is here to save us
@Phro
I can be a lil stinka at times
I’s scared. Somebody hoooooold meeeeeeeee…
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ace…You gotta watch the Tudors. Someone died within the 1st 2mins of the series premiere.
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Adding to My netflix Instaque as we speak…
i told ya someone said it was straight RAW…
Yso!
Hey, is Ace really telling ppl not to speak to me on Day 1?!
@Choco, like 4real the boss is not here today don’t tell me chit, just leave nig
she has to leave. don’t the Bible say not to lie?
@YSO
Me too all this conspiracy and chit 
I wish I could just leave. Damned manager sitting over my shoulder. Probably trying to read my posts and chit.
@CFREE
Dont be mad cuz he thought of it first
2012..
with ambiguity will come alot of…how shall i say behavior around here…
so be prepared.. #justsayin
YSO, we’s be scared tugetha
@ 2012 Nah she was just really into Illuminatti teachings and then you show up with what looks like a biochip in your gravi. You good though
@MissDimpz
@Choco I swear I hate you
@Ace
aiiight!
*ties my BARTENDER APRON AROUND MY SEXY NAKED BAWDAY
GETTIN THIS BISH CRACKIN….
DRINKS ON ME (literally) ….WHAT YALL DRINKING?
IM DRINKING A BEAUTIFUL Hennessy and Grand Marnier…………
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CFREE
Dont be mad cuz he thought of it first
Thats how I know he was lying, i been sittn here plottin my dam self accept i wuda said that chit wit a str8 face
or said nothn at all who gon check me boo
@Phro
It’s knocking the vibe off a lil we share alot in here
@ Cha….I’ll have an Amaretto and pineapple juice plz and thank you!
@2012 That Screename plus that pic got us all on ALERT….we’ve been taught about some things so the appearance has us all on
#NoShade….
@CHA
Im drinking a belly shot of Gran MA off you
Yeah I’m just here looking to hand out a good diss on all the celebrities.
@Choco I don’t know if anyone else sees what you’re doing but I’m in my cube #Slayed…
Cha On even drank but Ill take a shot off you
per my previous post cha cha let me get a cosmo with mad dog 20/20 ice cubes. oh and then let me get 14 long island ice teas (hold the tea) and 8 shots of patron. thanks
WE doing belly shots?!
2012
Me no trustey 
If you say so
@Phrozen1der
oh ok LOL! #Noshadetaken
It’s a battery for something classified.
body shots off cha cha’s dd’s
Candi’s ass gone be in a coma soon. I think her alcoholic tolerance is lower than mine.
@Phrozen
#SLICKCHIT
Soo glad Im not alone today
LeToya has a manager? For what? To manager her plastic surgery appointments?
@ChaCha @Dimpz I just want my Dr.Pepper on the rocks…. 7 Ice Cubes softly dried, in a plastic bottle of the same name….
Cha Cha po me ona dem goose and tonics splash of lime.
Lets get it
Can somebody make a margarita in my mouth? (c. Couple’s Retreat)
@ Tip you showing out
Oh Lawd! Don’t do it Phrozen! It’s funny, everytime I see DR. Pepper, I think of you.
@Choco aka Hippie
You can trust me baby, I mean no harm.
If your job is so secretive you cant tell us if your Male\Female Age\ Maritial Status\If you enjoy the warm embrace of a women\agree no to look at\talk to\touch MsDimplez
then its probably not wise to be on SandraRose.Com posting
i would suggest…maybe returning to Lurk Mode before your caught and executed by the mexican gov’t for treason or some chit…
#justsayin…
Al, I thanked you in the other post. It took me a while to see that comment.
@AL
I did not let the NASA Floodgates open….
i would suggest…maybe returning to Lurk Mode before your caught and executed by the mexican gov’t for treason or some chit…
#justsayin…
MZ D I can try
dimpz my tolerance is quite low but i mean its almost 2011
i mean i don’t know what it almost being 2011 has to do with my tolerance but go with me on this one
What the hell?! @ Ace
@Ace
you aint neva lied! LoL!
*glares at ALboy*
2012
That chit right there has me scurred 
I kid You like a lil mystery but you gonna get interrogated beyond belief in this bish
You can trust me baby, I mean no harm.
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WHO IS GONNA BE THE RESIDENT DRUNK TODAY… I CANT MY OFFICE HOURS ARE FROM MIDNIGHT TO 6 AM…. WHO WILL IT BE?
@ Candi..I’ll make sure someone drives you home safely.
@ Ohoney it aint nothin like a thick chocolate woman UM UM UM
Man I’m starting to enjoy this **** already. LoL!
Thanks for the
guys. I think I’m okay now. 
Welcome to the jungle 2012. As you can already see we’ve got fun and games.*
*And a whole lot of crazy.
@ ChaCha (After One drink)…I Numanate ChoCho. She drankin dat scheap shat. Che gon’ Bey on ha Arse zoon. :hiccups:
@Choco
ALBoy says:
@ Ohoney it aint nothin like a thick chocolate woman UM UM UM
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and I’m glad you know this
MzDimplez1123 says:
Can somebody make a margarita in my mouth? (c. Couple’s Retreat)
In my best Trey Songz voice…SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dimpz whoever drives me home makes sure its a male, he’s fine with a lot of money, has a big peen, is generous with his cash, oh and single (real single, not antwan cook single)
2012
SR ROSE FAM ARE ANIMALS MYSELF included NO j/k really we wild out in this bish tho REAL!
@YSoSerious
I see! whoot whoot!
@ Candi…………I ga’chuMa! *Falls on bar*
@MissDimpz @ChahCha
I had a “Big Brother” moment sorry LOL!
*puts a shot glass btwn my boobs* i’m ready for another round!
@ Ace whats up
@Choco aka Hippie
for real?
ace got yo girl
Bartender…
can i get a double shot of Patron Platnium and Red Bull.
I guess I got to see for myself huh?
and that would be get yo girl. she passed out on the bar :-/ and all she has was a virgin margarita
Pass me anudda won two! I’m drinkin wif Candy taday.
Put shots glass down my boob stands next to CANDI
MINE ARE BIGGER
DRINKS SHOT FROM CANDI
Hey ChoCho…Can you poor me anuda drink peez?
Choco aka Hippie says:
2012
SR ROSE FAM ARE ANIMALS MYSELF included NO j/k really we wild out in this bish tho REAL!
Animals are awesome
<— COLT 45
Ace says:
Bruh
Please feel out the E-Packet in full…and make sure you signed the agreement at the bottom.
“I,____________ will not look at\speak to\touch MsDimplez or C. Milli…..”WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!! But Ace What if she likes me?”……
@Alboy man I like cookies and Sheeeeet so me and that ab ripper X were at odds with each other from the moment I popped that disc in
@2012
Oh don’t worry. You won’t have to wait long.
2012
Boo see the trend already you gonna have give up some info or 
Oh don’t worry. You won’t have to wait long
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@Dimpz if i’m drinkin and your drinkin..who driving the benz back…
i’ll call driva-a-drunk
i was gon drink the shot from my boobs and show y’all the new drink i learnt…but choco got to it first
*looks at Cha*
The floor is spinning?
@ Bruh I let that go and started using that Ab wheel its like $5 at Academy that will kill you too
@2012
See. Told ya.
2012 why show the pic of a battery for a cassified project or what have you if its classified? Should it be in the public eye? No shade just curious. Thats how I roll
Um Miss H get naked please thanks
*Looks at Ace, sobers up REAL QUICK* YOu was gone let me drive WITH NO LICENSE? *IN my Samuel L. Jackson voice* That’s all you had to say nigga! *sits my ass at the bar sipping water*
*dips nips in two cups of LONG ISLAND ICE TEA…. NOW IMA NEED YA’LL TO FORM A SINGLE FILED LINE………
DIMPLEZ…. NOT ALREADY………..MY SHIFT JUST STARTED 12 HOURS AGO AND IT AINT EVEN 12 YET…. HERE TAKE ANOTHER 12 OZ OF THIS COKE AND RUM
*sits in the innocent corner reading from the book of 69 boyz and 2 live crew*
@ Al……..That ab wheel will keel you!
@Bruh
“I,____________ will not look at\speak to\touch MsDimplez or C. Milli…..”WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!! But Ace What if she likes me?”……
I got my passport ready…so IF they find the bodies…I’ll be long gone…to Cuba or N.Korea or Columbia where this is no extradition…
so it’s in the best interest to sign…
2012
We can act like a pack of wolves 
Bout to get it
Damn! you sho nuff aint lied! yo yal on some crack pipe?
*takes drink from Cha* If you insist!
ALBOY
Im already naked Im not at work 
I C it’s time to cut up huh?
#proceed
*whispers* Ace u can go to Costa Rica too #thingsiLearnedonSnapped
sits in the innocent corner reading from the book of 69 boyz and 2 live crew*
FREAK A LEEK
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Hey Honey! Glad you made it back! I’m confused, do I wanna drink or drive the Benz?!
flicks Miss h Nipples you want a drink Ma
@chacha…double grey goose and water with a twist of lemon. toot it up, though …I’m taking my body shot off the arch in your back, candi’s pouring…
i think i’ll stay covered up today *adjusts the collar on my see thru dress from the emperor’s new clothes collection*
Cha-Cha is the reason, Winter is the season
@MissHarlem
it’s just a beta type. no one will know.
Candioh I was just Admiring to one of my friends about you yesterday but I would be much obliged to display both pics for a provisional reciprocation fee of course and by fee I mean pics of you as well
Damn! you sho nuff aint lied! yo yal on some crack pipe?
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NOPE THIS IS WILD N OUT SR CHIT GOES ON ALL DAY ERRRDAY
Still wanna hang out in here?
candibfly says:
*whispers* Ace u can go to Costa Rica too #thingsiLearnedonSnapped
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Good lookin out Costa Rica sounds much better…
You see bruh…so yeah go ahead and sign…I’ve discussed with the other men here that the Men to Women Ratio here is crazy…so there are plenty other beauties out here for.
Mz D if you need a ride i know a car company
Ole dude can go too but we might have to make two trips to get him and you home safe
Who playing FREEK-A-LEEK?! THAT’S MY SONG! *hops on bar and starts dancing*
2012 says:
Damn! you sho nuff aint lied! yo yal on some crack pipe?
CANDI… I SEE YOU LIKE THE DIAMOND ENCRUSTED KINDLE I GOT YOU FOR CHRISTMAS… NO TIME FOR READING….GET OVA HERE LET ME SEE YOUR TRICK!
Who playing FREEK-A-LEEK?! THAT’S MY SONG! *hops on bar and starts dancing*
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*blushes* bruhman flattery will get u everywhere
harpo, who these people?
(enters YSoParanoid mode again)
I don’t drink but…I need something skrong to counter these shakes.
(grabs the nearest shot glass and chugs without even knowing what’s in it)
HA! Boss just left and told me I could leave early tomorrow
Cha Cha……..how are you and Double D’s mean more fun than a lil bit but to everyone who has showered me with greetings I appreciate it and @Daisy thanks love I need it with this damn Quantitative Reasoning Math Class, I am no bueno at Math, graphs and Charts
Um Cha Cha give me a four horsemen double shots for the lady
Kingstonnnnnnnnnn heeeeeeey lady!!
(grabs the nearest shot glass and chugs without even knowing what’s in it)
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Uh I put my cigarette out in the glass you just drank
aight aight *back flips onto the bar and lands in a split*
kingston…. it’s too many of them just hold on to your purse and find a seat.
2012 oh ok good answer.
You was quick, quick on your feet goood gooood *Bernie Mac Players lub*
YSoSerious says:
(enters YSoParanoid mode again)
I don’t drink but…I need something skrong to counter these shakes.
(grabs the nearest shot glass and chugs without even knowing what’s in it)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YSOLLLLLLITA… THAT WAS CISCO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
*in my serious and intellectual voice* bruhman where are u getting ur mba from?
*club
*Stops dancing, hops off bar* Hey Kingston! *mumbles* remember Sandy opened the gate yesterday? *smiles and
@ the newbies*
@Bruh
Are you from Maryland? Just askin
2012
I mean I don’t want to pry 
Are you from this planet
@Kingstonn
Don’t ask questions. It might be safer to just drink something.
(grabs another random shot glass from the bar and shoves it at Kingstonn)
shakes? yso are u having withdrawls? :-/ do u need to be on intervention?
bratender! (and im tippin, too so dont make me wait) another double please… *sticks the tip money in the dd’s and smacks you on the ashe while you walking away)
Kisses softly MissH Nips my bad Ma you right I aint mad
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww Yso just drank Cisco and cigarette! *goes to find Pepto*
cha cha pour me a shot of 151 please (and have an ambulance on standby)
MissHarlem says:
2012 oh ok good answer.
You was quick, quick on your feet goood gooood *Bernie Mac Players lub*
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Now go on back out there in case something transpire…..
Sorry Harlemm…
YOU KNO HOW WE DO!
lol.
that chris brown post is filled with ‘hi im new here’.
i got startled for a second & forgot what blog i was on.
hey ohoney! they let you you get online?
oh for the love of god and redeemed why arent any of you new fellasw dark skinned?
#259 Al said he softly kissin MissH nips but all I see is that gravi biting half of them off
what is cisco? only one i know has blonde hair and sang thong song
Kingstonn. “let” not really
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
@chacha…double grey goose and water with a twist of lemon. toot it up, though …I’m taking my body shot off the arch in your back, candi’s pouring…
Okay one more….. your good
@ PSP…………….come sit next to me! YOu need a timeout. *hands Princess a shot of Wild Irish Rose.
cisco.. was allegedly liquid cocaine back when we weren’t close tobe being old enough to drink. You might have to be a certain age to know what it is…..
@PSP
DARK CHOCO
on second thought, after reading the post below this one.. someone pass me a shot of patron on the rocks, straight no chaser.
hey MzD…. scooch over…
CHA CHA this is why you my bisch cuz I just knew someone was gonna finish that and it was none other than my bish
CANDI damn girl get out my head I was gonna ask BRUHMAN where he is gettin his MBA from too
OHONEY
you a mess but that is true with them fangs
ALBOY baby you know I love when you do that you sure know how to let the juice flow
@ Kingston……….Is Tequila good cold?
oh, i’m only 20 (let me have this) so i wouldn’t know *flips hair and adjusts my hello kitty boy shorts
@Choco aka Hippie
I’m not in america.
@Candi. I know, boo,
that’s why I hooked you up….
@ PSP ….you seen Yso since she drank that glass?
@ O Honey Lion O can control his bites
Dang! yal got to ask the other folks **** too
@ Ace my bad Fam Its just in my Ryan Leslie Voice, “she got that something that I like”….. @ Kingstonn Hi Im BruhMan IIIII <—–Deez many floors
Yall ever notice how Ace just pop in to tell ppl not to talk to me then leaves?
@ mzd, its too strong to be just taken to the head. lol, i’ve grown rather fond of my esophagus
@ Candi Cisco is like liquid crack.. real popular in the 90′s (dont ask me how I know)
OK IT WAS ONE TIME!
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
bratender! (and im tippin, too so dont make me wait) another double please… *sticks the tip money in the dd’s and smacks you on the ashe while you walking away)
ALLLLLLL YO DRINKS IS FREE….. YOU CAN SIT IN THE BARTENDERS CHAIR and collect the tips!
@Yso… here drink this…. this will have you feeling nice and right *gives Yso a glass of Carlos ROssi
so wat ya’ll tombout now
@ 2012…They’ve already interrogated everyone else.
Nope and I am CONCERNED! She might be in the bathroom getting violated! YSO wheer you at?
MzD do you think 2012 got her?
O I love it when the new new’s join and fit right in.
BruhMan gon be just fine with ya’ll!!
@ OHoney how are you?
I LIKE THE BARARTENDDDDERRR. SHE BE SERVIN THEM DRANKS
@Bruhman
@Candib
MzD do you think 2012 got her?
Aw hell yal don thru me in it LoL!
@ PSP……..She aiight I just saw Cha pass her a drink behind the bar. I was worried for a min.
If ya cant take the heat git yo ass up out the kitchen
@2012 Each one reach one… point ‘em out and ask for yourself..
Speasking of… Where is pointhimout? That’s my dawg!
Why yall talking bout “IT”….ifu cut the lights off and say “IT” name 8 times it will appear witha bible verse
WELCOME ALL THE NEW INITIATES
bruhman can answer harlem and mine’s question? where u getting ur mba from?
u know nigs don’t pay attn unless its bolded
2012
Okay
@ 2012……You don’t know you YET mayne. You might be into all kinds of kinky shyt and was turned on by her pixels or something.
WE got our eyes on you!
@Therapist that’s what you calling the neo’s now??
“Initiates” Where is @MissH <—–#SeewhatTherapistdidthere??
Ya’ll was in here partying without me now i gota take 26 shots of cisco to the head
I’m good Bruh what about you?
I was drinking Cisco when i was 11-12..
would sneak out with my boyz..age from 11-16…the 16 had a 22yr old brother who bought the stuff for us…we all go get drunjk and high in a used car in there backyard…
good times..good times..
2012 is a man or…. ?
2012 you’re all clandestimne and thangs talking about secret service, microchips, extra batteries, living wherever, and who shotjohn….you’re prime suspect #1 for a whole lotta things right about now…….
i’ll pass on the cisco, i had a hurricane made with 151 in it and was layin on the toilet like it was a pillow the next morning
no tolerance
@ Miss H yo uknow I stay thirsy for your sweet um um juice
@MzDimplez1123
good gracious alive! what I do?
This bish CFRee gotta def wish! Put that bottle down and have some water! You just dehydrated.
THERAPIST
I just went in the bathroom and said REDEEM name 8 times a la Candy Man and not only did was a verse receited but the whole damn book of JOB
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
@2012 Each one reach one… point ‘em out and ask for yourself..
Suck a tittay save a life…. and such.. You know
<—- GIN AND JUICE
YSOLLLLLLLLLLLLITA …. *shines mini flashlight in her face … look to the right……
@Ace you were taken advantage of with liquor…kinda how they molested my Godmother (Oprah) with food….report to youtube now and denounce it all
University of Phoenix…..and Candi What chu talkin Willis, I no Ninja I a Man in my Chang from (The Hangover) Voice
What ya’ll drankin and who got a light?
@Candi
Not withdrawals. New people scare me is all.
@ChaCha
What you say that was? Cisco?
(starts singing at the top of her lungs)
Cause without you girl
My liiiiiife is incompleeeeeete…
(burbs and coughs up Choco’s cigarette butt)
WHO’S A BISH GOTTA SHANK TO GET ANOTHER SHOT AROUND HERE!
(falls off bar stool)
bartender! Gotta get my tolerance up, I’m working tomorrow night.
*DJ plays Snoop Dogs New years Eve for the 5th time*
*does a two step with his double shot of patron in one hand and his red bull in the other*
@ 2012….You all Dexter’s Labratory and what not. We don’t know what you’re capable of.
@ Candi………I had one of those once. I honestly don’t remember leaving the restaurant, going home or getting into bed. I woke up the next day at 4pm. *Left hand to Redeemed*
Dymond… I knew we was >>>>>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
@Dymond you better get on this Dr.Pepper..this shyt right!!
Yo! @BruhMan5th Flr
what you think bout this blog crew so far?
#1 for a whole lotta things right about now…….
YEP
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MissHarlem says:
THERAPIST I just went in the bathroom and said REDEEM name 8 times a la Candy Man and not only did was a verse receited but the whole damn book of JOB
PHRO DAMN YOU GET OUT MY HEAD I was like did he just say Initiates
*twirls around on the ceiling fan* dymond where have u been all my life
pass me a virgin blunt
NOT THE BOOK OF JOB!
cha cha is about to get shanked for not telling me hi. shoot.
(burbs and coughs up Choco’s cigarette butt)
WHO’S A BISH GOTTA SHANK TO GET ANOTHER SHOT AROUND HERE!
(falls off bar stool)
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PSP pass to me babe
@PHROZE…that what you call’em…..right? neos…initiates…whateva
@Choco….I was productive at work today. Had some chit to take care of
@Miss Harlem….THE ENTIRE BOOK OF JOB…..I like PSALMS lol
@HEY DIMPZ
*slides down the pole with a shot of yeager meister* Where u been DYMOND
u know we don’t haze in here
@ PSP damn girl (coughs) what is that???? **hope she dont notice Im on the left and right of her**
@ Phroze whatsup w/ the dr. pepper??????
KINGSTONN
shhh dont tell nobody
@Therapist
Kool boo glad you showed up so uh you not gonna kiss and hug me back
@Cha Cha…..thx for the new gravi boo boo lol “My beautiful BEy”
@MzDimplez1123
baybey i am as harmless as a dove
Phrozen1der says:
@Ace you were taken advantage of with liquor…kinda how they molested my Godmother (Oprah) with food….report to youtube now and denounce it all
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*starts grabbin randon bottles off the top shelf and pouring into a glass* Anybody want some of this? *looks @ Yso*
@MissH Right!
@Therapist I’m with you bruh
*prepares to smack @bruhman across the face* For love of course
@CandiB Sheeeeeiiiiiittttttt
@Dymond it brings out my #Ratchet behavior….
Choco….of course shawty….come here ummmm I don’t do those emoticon things so (hugs and kiss) to u
@ Candi
What are you wearing for the new year hun? I sent a request to the officials in times square…did they email you about riding the ball down for the countdown?
CFREE!!!!!
**waits patiently with my stacks READY**
2012 says:
Yo! @BruhMan5th Flr
what you think bout this blog crew so far?
@ Phroze YOU LIE!!!!! @ 2012 I am quite in my element @ CFREE Yaeger Bombs all night for you
@2012..we’ll see
<—really unknown concoction
@Phroze….lmao ummmmmm ruthless *tightening up my timberland*
It’s all good Dymond, you matched. Choco, fa shizzle! here you go
@BruhMan
kinda how they molested my Godmother (Oprah) with food
Do Not refer to my Sophia again thanks
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Who dare to make fun of my Baby Oprah
@Bruhman…those dayum Yaegar Bombs had me twisted one summer night in August…..I dont remember much bout that night after the drank
dymond i got my acceptance letter! *squeals and snorts* i’m wearing a trimond encrusted halter top and fur pants made of authentic polar bear fur imported from the north pole for a wintery theme :dandan:
where is man at? i feel like finding some more funny stuff
@ Cfree..I see you caught that too.
@Therapist
Thanks boo now what about something else
Diggin the Shawty brings up great memories
@MzDimplez1123
LoL!
Cheers!!!!!
*smh immensely at the low hazing goin on*
if u are a paper SR member u can’t participate in the hazing
@BRUHMAN, keep those shots coming and u too will be a preferred customer like my friend DYMOND, special treatment and chit
2012
Da Hail you ask a question like that for with all of us in here you must have a death wish
“Damn its hot up in this bish…black people all drawin heat and chit”
*DJ plays the Song of the Year Nominee “No Hand”*
*Takes his white long sleeve thermal off exposing his tats and a wife-beater*
*carefully crosses it up with his drinks in hand*
Dear SR Fam Bam
I hope all of you have a wonderful and safe new year! I
that 2011 is prosperous for all of us.. 
UMMMMM ALBOY where the fluck is my drank
Welp SR Team!!!! I am off to Job # 2 Ya’ll have a fine evening
SUP DYMOND want some
(waves away ChaCha’s flashlight)
Dammit guhl! What you trying to do, blind me? We ain’t got Redeemed to heal us with her judgment and scorn no more.
(struggles to sit up while mumbling)
Gone have a bish fitted a Geordi LaForge special in order to see again. Chit.
(looks around for something else to chug)
YOu too WCC!
@Miss….who hazing that ish was squashed in 199something! Application fee…..sign on dotted line and see u on the other side *walks away whistling*
@Candi…lol @ paper member
oooooh that’s my song ‘no hands: holiday remix’ *swings around the pole using just my legs, hops off, does a somersault into the splits*
WCC
Thanks Boo you have a blessed new year as well
@Choco…..u so good at being bad!!!
@ Candi-trimond halter top!!! Girl, you are ALL CLASS!!
I just got a fowarded text message and deleted it before I read it. Find somethinf to do besides sending me those annoying as* fowards
Don’t mind me
*Suddenly feel like singing Minnie Ripperton*
Back down memory lane <——–PHRO see what I did there
@Choco aka Hippie
oh my bad! I don’t know what I was thinking bout. LoL!
2012 says:
@MzDimplez1123
good gracious alive! what I do?
WHO THE FLUCK SAYS THAT…. IS TWEEZERS AND HEARING AID BATTERY….LIKE 65 YEARS OLD
*hands Yso a glass of whatever the hell his is I made*
Therapist do you need some baby oil for them arms?? Do you want some baby oil for them arms?
Aiiiteee Bruh be easy my neezy
job no. 2 & university of phoenix?
#teamoverachievers
Im finna leave right along with Bruhman, i can’t be the only new person in here.
I’ll blog with yal later!
*Passes Dymond a glass too* Don’t ask what’s in it, I couldn’t tell you.
Damn Ace…you sure that wife beater aint too hot too? Dimpz know u fine, she dont mind if we look
CANDI ohhhh chit NO HANDS girl you know thats our song
THERAPIST exactly like who hazes thats so 90′s
DIs nig must be drunk as hail doing the “cross it up”
2012
You get a pass today tomorrow you may get mauled
Grabs oil from DYMOND pushes her in a closet and locks door…
Therapist hun ummm I know how often you work out so I was gonna rub your back for you – ya know!
@Ohoney…I prefer natural sweat like in the picture but when I get out the shower……baby oil
YALL DONE RAN THE NEWBIES OFF!
@ Miss H I got you this Four horseman its real good try it :coffe: whats in it? Jim Beam Johnnie Walker Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels um a double shot of each its good try it
@ChaCha
I copied it from some countryboy
(grabs a purple likka bottle from MzD cause it reminds her of Laker FABULOSO azz)
You…yooou…Are my frieeeeeend. You know about Patti, right? Who don’t know about Patti?
(takes a big swig from the bottle)
Uh oh.
(crashes to the floor again)
i think we out of baby oil, its some crisco tho. that might work
LMAO@ Miss Harlem
Yall leave Ace alone! He feelin himself @ the moment.
Dont be scurred 2011 sike 2012
MissHarlem says:
THERAPIST exactly like who hazes thats so 90’s
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2012 says:
Im finna leave right along with Bruhman, i can’t be the only new person in here.
I’ll blog with yal later!
boooo!!! spongebobscarypants
Choco!!!!
**i’m totally lost as to why i was put in the closet**
Are we playing 37 seconds to heaven?? **grabs chichis**
*steps over yso drunk azz* what are we celebrating anyway? *takes a bottle of everclear to the head*
@Therapist You know this!
Natural Sweat like the pick hun sooo you just driving the ladies of SR MAD huh!
DAMMIT
*helps Yso up* Lawd, somebody get all before he accidentally kills Harlem
;-) @MissH
ALBOY hmmm ok fluck. Might as well take these to the head *Snoop Soul Plane* What else you got?
@ Candi..It’s New Year’s Eve Eve!
@DYMOND
Sorry boo I had a moment of confusion I got excited when you mentioned oil
#SMACKSFATAZZ
*Walks over to Choco, whispers* You got anymore of those Roofies?
Choco…all I do is wake up in the morning…what happens after that I can’t be held responsible
MissH its whatever baby what you wanna drink Ill get it
**giggles**
Choco, stop…you know I’m shy!!!!
making notes for store run,more yaeger & baby oil and a 6 pack of zima for Dimplez and Candi, carry on
Choco…all I do is wake up in the morning…what happens after that I can’t be held responsible
You know I could say the same thing to you 
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@DIMPZ
an armchair
Look guhl don’t take one these damn things and be tryn to
(feels someone grab her off the floor and looks around)
Thank you MzD. You are soooooo nice.
(tries to uncross her eyes enough to give Candi azz a real serious side-eyes for just stepping over me and chit)
Shyyyyy things that make you go mmmmmmmmmm
#SMACKSFATZAZZAGAIN
zima tho
i think those are .000085 percent alochol
ALBOY was that a trick question
@Choco…i don’t even have a comeback to that!
@ yso..drink this beer, I hear it’s sposed to help you sober up
i obviously don’t know my limits *trey songz voice* tell me who’s comin home with me…*points* is it u?….*points* is it u?…*points* is it uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
*passes Roofie to Harlem* Slip this to Al and do whatever you want with him. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
@DIMPZ
See I must know you
MissHarlem says:
*Suddenly feel like singing Minnie Ripperton*
Back down memory lane
I better go home with Candi cause I ain’t seen Ace’s ass in a while!
DIMPZ
Its okay boo you drunk right I’ll take you home and take advantage of you no worries
WTF is in this DR. PEPPER????????
**passes out on bar***
ty’z cha friggging chella… we gonna fight!
(takes beer from MzD and goes to find her a nice relatively quiet corner booth to pass out in)
@ Miss H It was not a trick it whatever you want picking Miss H sexy naked self up come on let me walk you to the bar
Who the hell gave Dymond a Dr. Pepper?! *looks for Phrozen*
*Roofies myself to make it easier for Choco*
@DIMPZ
You know you want it
Alright ya’ll I’m out
*grabs a shot of Grey Goose*
It was fun!!
MZ you do lovvvvvveee me
thanks girl your the best
CHA CHA thats my bish damn her voice gone too soon
*Roofies myself to make it easier for Choco*
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Good girl begins to pet your kitty
*you’re
I got 15min to burn and will get my SR fix on
Anything for you Harlem!
@ Choco..Dymond coming too?
wait o’honey!!! did we meet?
I’m Dymond!!!
happy new year!!!
SORRY YA’LL I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS…JUST GOT OFF MY TRAC FONE WITH THE FIRE MARSHALL AND THEY SAID SOME PATRONS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NOISE AND SHYT AND SOME MYSTERIOUS PERSON DRESSED IN ALL BLACK WITH THE NUMBER 2012 ON HIS BACK LEFT A PACKAGE IN THE PARKING LOT. THE BOMB SQUAD IS ON THE WAY SO MOVE TO THE FIRST POST TO KEEP THE PARTY GOING
*oh FIANCE my account is bein hacked this is not who you think it is*
@CHA
Okay kool
@Dimpz
Dymond can come if you want to
MzDimplez1123 says:
Anything for you Harlem!
@ Choco..Dymond coming too?
Harlem did you just do a disclaimer for HIS
@ OHoney see you next time sexy um um um them chocolate thighs
Im out of here Happy new year I hope yall all have some great new years Smangfest Peeeeeaaaaace
@ Choco……..:whistle: It ain’t no funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn if the homey’s…………………
Sure did CHOCO but ALBOY left so I am glad I got this hacker thing fixed
@Choco…It ain’t cheating if ain’t no other males involved! *pops another pill*
kingstonn says:
ty’z cha friggging chella… we gonna fight!
HELLLO MY BEAUTIFUL KINGSTONNNNNNN ….
MY BAD baby girl!!!!
*wakes up in the coat room*
“WtF” “how i end up here….ok i aint drinkin NO mORE!!
*walks out the coat room*
“Babe!…call me a Cab…make sure the benz gets home no scratches…”
*hands Dimpz the keys*
I’m out of here…damn work had me in and out all day sorry i wasnt mroe consistantly here…nicca gotta make some money …
MsDimpz says:
@Choco…It ain’t cheating if ain’t no other males involved! *pops another pill*
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Don’t be catchin feelin either…purely physical…
@ Ace…..of course not!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! SEE YA TUESDAY
Happy New years to you too babe…i’ll be here tommorow…unfortunately…
EVERYONE BE SAFE TOMORROW…
Who told Byron it was okay to walk around with that belly exposed like not?
Not cute at all!
Blair and his family look good! #thatisall