Celebs Out & About: Meagan Good, Kim Kardashian, Sean Combs
Socialite Meagan Good, 29, partied with friends at Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood last night.
Socialite Kim Kardashian looked very ordinary while wearing a pair of dark grey Uggs boots with a matching Hermès bag in Los Angeles yesterday. “OMG u guys have no idea what I’m doing today! You are gonna DIE!!!!” she tweeted on her Twitter page. The 30-year-old reality TV star was on her way to a studio to meet with her producer, The Dream. Kim and The Dream are working hard on her debut studio album, which is as yet untitled.
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Fading rapper/producer Sean Combs, 41, was reportedly irate after checking the latest sales estimates of his album, Last Train To Paris. Combs is spending the holidays with his baby mama Kim Porter and their children on board his rented yacht in St. Barts.
Combs wasn’t happy to learn that Keri Hilson’s latest CD, No Boys Allowed, will best his first week sales figures. It’s a good thing Combs is out of the country so he can’t hear the laughter in the halls at his record label.
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Meagan …just cause we can’t see them doesn’t me we don’t know your wearing those same old jean shorts….
SO KIM FO REAL U FINNA SING???
Before you continue with life take time to ask for God’s forgiveness of your sin by reading Psalm 51 below:
1 Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy lovingkindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions.
2 Wash me throughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin.
3 For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sin is ever before me.
4 Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest.
5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.
6 Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom.
7 Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
8 Make me to hear joy and gladness; that the bones which thou hast broken may rejoice.
9 Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities.
10 Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.
11 Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit from me.
12 Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation; and uphold me with thy free spirit.
13 Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.
14 Deliver me from bloodguiltiness, O God, thou God of my salvation: and my tongue shall sing aloud of thy righteousness.
15 O Lord, open thou my lips; and my mouth shall shew forth thy praise.
16 For thou desirest not sacrifice; else would I give it: thou delightest not in burnt offering.
17 The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise.
18 Do good in thy good pleasure unto Zion: build thou the walls of Jerusalem.
19 Then shalt thou be pleased with the sacrifices of righteousness, with burnt offering and whole burnt offering: then shall they offer bullocks upon thine altar.
It’s a good thing Combs is out of the country so he can’t hear the laughter in the halls at his record label.

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I need a yacht in my life
Meagan …just cause we can’t see them doesn’t me we don’t know your wearing those same old jean shorts….

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Megan and Kim both look nice
I like Keris cd
Meagan will be on the new season of the game as well I believe
Looks like we’re gonna eat scripture until her departure in two days
Where’s Sassy? Your girl got a post
And @Sandra, why is Brandy saying that Monica influenced her to get the false-god; Ganesh tattooed on her wrist??????????????????????????
I love Megan good… her best movie was Eves Bayou and that movie where her and Tyrese ran around half naked..
She’s my ultimate girl crush even tho she smokes…
Restoration says:
And @Sandra, why is Brandy saying that Monica influenced her to get the false-god; Ganesh tattooed on her wrist??????????????????????????
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They both have a history of getting tatts of mens name on their body and getting them covered up then getting new men names… I’m pretty sure Monica has like 4 men names under the cover ups and Brandy has that basketball guys name under the butter fly on her back. I bet under that chit she just got is a cover up of Flo Ria name…
@Dawn
Say it aint so?!
And this is the same Monica that say ” Lord Lord ” every chance she gets?
Wow!
why does megan goode keeping wearing the same old clothes? I’m not saying she has to dress like kim k and what not but she could switch it up every now and then. Macys is having a sale and Target has some cute stuff.
I died when folks said Brandys new tatt looked like a limp peen
@Daisy
Remember that words are powerful.
Don’t say you died because you are still alive.
*****fading to black******
“It’s a good thing Combs is out of the country so he can’t hear the laughter in the halls at his record label.”
That is too funny!!!
Kim making an album? Whatever
OMG when is your last day of posting????? Dec. 31 can’t come soon enough.
@Daisy….Megan Goode is on the new season? haven’t heard that…interesting. I’m surprise I actually like her (Keri)album as much as I do. I saw Ester Dean wrote a couple of the songs on the ablum
Kim do your thang until u can’t do it anymore…..
Sandra why do you seem to find joy in people’s failures?
Preshate the scripture Redeemed (Real) Thanks
Daisy says:
I died when folks said Brandys new tatt looked like a limp peen
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It does!!!!!!!!!!!!
“There goes my baaaaaaaaby…”
**looks at Kim K.**

Don’t you worry beautiful! I know you can do anything you put your mind to. If Rihanna, Willow Smif and Jazmine “Burger Tyme” Sullivan can have some hit records I know you can do it!
im glad to see megan wearing something other than a black shirt, go girl!
Megan is one beautiful girl!! Kim looks like shes comfy…Thank u 2 Redee/Restoration, that is a beautiful Psalm. Psalms, Job, and Proverbs are my fav!
Jazmine “Burger Tyme” Sullivan
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I hatechu
@ALBoy
@AprilRain
To God we give the thanks! His Words not mine.
@Restoration
All gods are false gods. And if words really have power, why are you still assaulting us with bible verses?
If Kim K wanted to put out an album why did she not do it when she was married to a producer?
I am tired of pleading with Meg about RE-donating them BACK to the Goodwill she GOT them from….in re to them dayum “Dirty Dancing” 1987 shorts…shyt just keep them at this point…
I agree Yso..
Monica is a walking newspaper. She got all those dudes names tatted on her. She should try scapbooking instead. Didn’t brandy get her ex fiance face tatted on her? Something is not right about that girl
MORNING YALL!
Although, the fact that Kim K is actually going through with her “music career” might be proof enough for me that there is a Devil and Hell needed a new soundtrack.
@ LJ I’m ready for The Game to come back on too
@YSoSerious
I’m gonna pray that u experience one of those dreams…
LOL @ Kwall.
Yall are so wrong up talking bout Megan. LOL
@LJ I am so ready for the Game
@therapist Yes Terrance J and Meagan Goode (I believe)are both on the new season of the game
Your approach to an issue can help influence whether someone will accept or reject what you are saying. @Restoration your approach is a turn off.
I had a neighbor who would carry a bowl full of hot holy water and everyday she would splash the young bad kids. She dipped a wand like gizmo into the bowl and recite a chant to the children. Well one day those damn kids had a bowl of their own,filled with red paint
They dipped a branch with cotton into the bowl and said a chant “Lady, Lady go in your house you hit us with water again we gonna punch you in the mouth”. Needless to say that woman never did that chit again
I laughed my ass off, when she wanted to go outside she peaked out the door before running out. Those kids, I tell you. I gave them each $10, She splashed me a few time’s.
(Red paint for sale)
Restoration says:
@Dawn
Say it aint so?!
And this is the same Monica that say ” Lord Lord ” every chance she gets?
Wow!
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In my best Keith Sweat Voice
@Restoration
Save your prayers for someone that can appreciate them.
Besides, I thought that I was a fool and that you gave up on me. Do you get extra points for saving those that seemed unsavable?
THERAPIST…How are you sir? Hows your daying going so far *pulls up a chair to listen attentively because you always grab my attention
THE FLUCKS UP to all my Pretty Bishes and shyt
*double d chest bump* cha cha
Something is not right about that girl
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In addition to her lack of edges….since 1996???
You ain’t chit!
what we talkn bout???
@laykeya
Let me tell you why U think it’s a turn off:
” And thou shalt speak my words unto them, whether they will hear, or whether they will forbear: for they are most rebellious. ”
Ezekiel 2:7
Not my Words, but God’s Words.
Do you get extra points for saving those that seemed unsavable?
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I got 30 points if @Man can be saved…anybody else got some points to save the unsavable?
Mere mortals can’t save anyone.
CTFU @ Candi. R u serious?
Good for her. She can’t go around splashing pple with sh*t. I wish I would’ve seen that, I would have been laughing my azz off.
Cha, Rest O would would post the entire NIV if she/he/it/them knew I had a tiny tattoo of a dude name on my bottom… one stupid one was enough for me…
Diddy dont even look like he brushed his fronts before he start typing on the keys.. UGH
IM GRUMPY TODAY.. overslept and then my co-worker just came rubbing on my shoulders trying to cheer me up… UGH get the FLUCK BACK you are in my personal space right now
ChaChella!!
I think Hump Day calls for a visit to Da Playground.
@Dawn
Don’t read the NIV
Only the KJV with Apocrypha
CHA CHA how you Sexy
Diddy got that old man gut goin’ on. Thats a sign that he should retire the aging belly syndrom.
It looks like Kim’s ass shifted to the front of her body.
Megan Family dollar…….
Double D tittay ball flick @ Candi
HEY CARE BEAR
Dawn… I know the REST O D O DOUBLE G regret that 10 commandment tattoo she got on her boobs
Morning Yall!
@ Cha…Tell that coworker to backup! Nobody unwantedly touches my sheboo
YSoSerious says:
ChaChella!!
I think Hump Day calls for a visit to Da Playground.
I THINK SO……… COOL QUESTION TO…CLICK MY NAME FOR THE LINK!
Hmm…I got 30 on Man too but I got 50 on me.
im bored maybe gravi change!!!
Cha,
Dawn… I know the REST O D O DOUBLE G regret that 10 commandment tattoo she got on her boobs
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If she got the entire 10 thats one saggy titty ball!
SN: Please accept this 38 D hug and don’t be grumpy!
Morning LakerLosa!
@ Yso…Are you behaving this morning?
You ain’t chit either.*
*Cause I totally got a visual and it ain’t pretty.
I can save man… send him to sit under my desk…
i think i will change my gravie soon too
Hey AlBoy baby, how you Pookie Bear
No worries Dimpz… she got one more time and Ima make her pay me, all these damn feel ups a bish feel tampered with
How are you sweet thang?
Whats Up Mz D
@ CHa I hate when people walk up and touch me it weird to me stay out of my space. Used to be a dude out here that would try to rub everybodies shoulders and back
@MzD
Define “behaving”.
@ChaCha
Nope not judging, but rebuking as we are supposed to, so as not to give satan any chance of more deceit.
Monica as a so-called Christian cannot say she worships the Lord all in the same time influencing her sister to get a false-god tattooed on her wrist.
Can’t worship God and satan at the same time.
They shouldn’t even be getting tattoos in the first place, but I won’t open up that can of worms today.
Cha, I ventured out and clicked ur name last night… I’ll be playing in there really soon… REST O don’t judge me…
@ChaCHa….all is well. Came into the office to do some paperwork. Kind of tired went to the Fantasia concert last night.
LOVE YOUR NEW GRAVI!!!
@Cha………I’m tired,
didn’t sleep well. Accidentally throat chop her ass on purpose next time.
Morning Al!
@CANDI
“i think i will change my gravie soon too ”
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Please put up a pic of Lamar Odom or Fantasia… I don’t like this niggas oggling your beautiful picture. Thanks.
i don’t like for folks to touch me either (unless its a fine rich loyal single man with a big peen and a heart of gold) i absolutely hate when i used to go to the club or out and a guy would grab my hand or touch me…back off nig u don’t know me like that
@man i think i would put up something provacative (innocently provacative)
@ Yso..I see you’re being your normally wacky self then.
We changing gravis! I gotta pick a new one too!
My damn nuckles bleeding from all the work I’ve been doing.
Have a great New Year’s everybody.
Dawn says:
Sooo what happens after you get him there 
I can save man… send him to sit under my desk
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I like the way you think
@DAWN
“I can save man… send him to sit under my desk…”
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**sitting under desk waiting on instructions**
I’m SURE this is nothing sexual. And, exactly what am I being saved from?
Dawn says:
SN: Please accept this 38 D hug and don’t be grumpy!
Thank you Dawn booski
I love my SR FAM… when the bullshyt in this bullshyt azz office is full of bullshyt… I can always turn to you all for comfort
*lays head on Candi’s lap to read
Chicken SoupSandra Rose for the Soul@dimpz hey mamas
***sits next to candi to knit sweeters for the homeless**
@candi **adjust ur platnum halo** hey suga bear
<——————hates being touched by strangers too! It's just rude! *in my michelle tanner voice*
CHA CHAAAAAAA Hey darling how goes my bestie on this day?
Monica as a so-called Christian cannot say she worships the Lord all in the same time influencing her sister to get a false-god tattooed on her wrist.
Can’t worship God and satan at the same time.
They shouldn’t even be getting tattoos in the first place, but I won’t open up that can of worms today.
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1. Sometime u don’t control who u influence
2. Where is she “worshiping” God and satan?
3. Who are u to tell someone they shouldn’t get tattoos? Well I’m sure u have a scripture
*****why am I falling into this…when u argue with a fool from a distance it’s hard to tell the difference between the two.
Dang my Dad is a Pastor and he just had 3 more people join his church…glad he doesn’t employ these tactics…matter of fact he doesn’t have time to be on a blog he out winning souls and living right *sideye*
You all and your comments are so funny! Keep them coming, the phones are slow at work (plus we aren’t cutting off power today) and I need some entertainment to make this day go by faster.
Wait so women dont like dudes walking up and rubbing there face to break the ice
CHACHA Im good baby!
@The Rapist How was Fantasia and how long before she tookher shoes off?
Brandy didn’t say Mo told her to get that particular tattoo, she just credited her with putting her up on tattoos perod (and louis vuitton) No word on who sent her off with them lacefronts or who ran off with her edges.
@ChaCha I, too, peeked in on your blog. I liked it.
Man & Ace,
Ace.. you come sit under here when I’m done saving MAN, I don’t have Holy Water but it’s pretty close!
*throws the cubic z at man* have fun under there chump
@cha cha put on ur hello kitty onsie with the footies and let’s have a slumber party, that always cheers u up! we can braid each others hair and do make overs and prank call people *giggles*
@dawn
its gon take more than 
PUZAZAY JUICEHOLY WATER to save manlaker!
hey lovebug. i’m on the second batch of sweaters for the abandoned kitties and puppies in dade county
candibfly says:
*throws the cubic z at man* have fun under there chump
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I’m only trying to save him… I don’t want to marry him!
@CANDI
“*throws the cubic z at man* have fun under there chump”
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WE WERE JUST PRAYING UNDER THE DESK!
I’m ONLY with you!
@Princess
The concert was great. Kandi did well….as much as she could. Eric Benet put on a hell of a show. And Fantasia vocal performance is crazy. She only took her shoes off once to dance. That was half way through her set.
I got “The Last Train to Paris” and Bruno Mars CDs..they both are good buys…worth the money!
I’m ONLY with you!
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I was ONLY with you!
*dances off in my see thru leotard with authentic cheetah fur stilletos while bey’s single ladies plays softly in the background*
I cant with you today REST O… stall me out, On to tha next
@AL and Candi… Im glad yall feel me… that touching shyt is creepy azz hail especially when its unwarranted. Next time Im a FLASSSH!
@ Therapist..I always have you in mind when I put up a Bey Gravi..you know we be on our Beyonce shyt!
@therapist1911
Either your Dad knows the Truth and won’t speak it, or he doesn’t know the Truth.
The number of people joining your church is not important, it’s the number of people who really know Christ and who Honors Christ with their lips AND their hearts.
People who are READY TO DIE FOR CHRIST.
No word on who sent her off with them lacefronts or who ran off with her edges.
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It COULDA been Whit when they did “Cinderella”….
Don’t think she ever did a movie with Viv….
Ace had better not be!
I will hobble his ass like Kathy ates in Misery.
@candi i want to come to the slumber fiesta
***gets overnight bag ready lil mermaid onesie with footies nips cut out and my lil mermaid blanket adn princess slippers****
**Bates
Brandy shoulda got a hairline tattoo.
laker why can i actually imagine u wearing that?! u got any tequila in that overnight bag? i got a new blender and we can make margaritas
@therapist1911
Did he tell you that the first thing they teach dem pastors in theology school is that Church is a business?
Their quota or goal is to get as many people into their churches as possible. The more people the more money.
Brandy shoulda got a hairline tattoo
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She can always get a sharpie….she need to visit Shawty Lo…he can prolly hook her UP.
@ALBoy
Not unless you like getting your prostate dapped. Hard.
So @ Ms Single peppermint stick what We doing for New Years?
@dimpz
likie new gravi all serious and sexy and sh!t
Mirs!
I didn’t get a sleepover invite!
Massa been workin me…
What we talkin bout?
Hey baby
i better not be what?
YSO come on with all the prostate talk we better than that
Is Kim sucking on a lemon? What’s up with those lips?
thanks Laker!
LMAO @ KWall…Why you fluckin with ShawtyLo?
ALBoy says:
So @ Ms Single peppermint stick what We doing for New Years?
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I am gonna party like it’s 1999. what u doing?
kwall says:
Brandy shoulda got a hairline tattoo
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She can always get a sharpie….she need to visit Shawty Lo…he can prolly hook her UP.
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Just
@Ace getting “saved” under no chick’s desks!
Morning everybody!
I must say @ Restoration/Redeemed your consistency is to be applauded; however, your judgments are not right and are NOT of God.
One of my former pastors (I moved to another state) used to say… I speak the Word of God at all times, but only using words when necessary. In short, that means that actions speak louder than words. Your actions do not match up with your words. You are judging others and putting them down, and that is NOT Christ-like. Like you and I, Monica is a human, and whatever she does wrong in the sight of God (not man) is for Him to determine.
@candi u know me soo well i got a patron bottle,bag of lemons, margarita glasses **with lil mermaid stickers** and the salt
**takers out lil mermaid movie with popcorn ready to do eachother toes and make overs** 
@ Ace…Now come give Mommy some sugah!
Ace, I think she don’t want u to come under my desk and get saved…
@dimpz have u checked ur mail yet?
i sent them out on 14k gold plated paper
@Ace you bout to get cut for nothin dude
MzDimplez1123 says:
@Ace getting “saved” under no chick’s desks!
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Saved?!? WTF did i miss…
*scrolls up to read all 100 posts*
@Restoration
Are saying you are ready to die for Christ? Is that where your going on the 31st? I certainly hope that is not what you’re saying.
@AL
“So @ Ms Single peppermint stick what We doing for New Years? ”
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She goin be wit me.
kwall says:
Brandy shoulda got a hairline tattoo
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She can always get a sharpie….she need to visit Shawty Lo…he can prolly hook her UP.
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Hmmmm, I wonder if that **** bleeds when he sweats.
Ninja prolly be walkin around with a runny azz hairline, and shape up.
@candi got a botle of fabuloso too u know we gots to clen sh!t up
@therapist Fannie Mae puts on a GREAT show!!
If a church is in the BUSINESS of helping others (as well as saving souls and spreading the gospel) *economics/healthcare/education/social justice etc* that is OK by me
@ Candi I will be at church as always. then breakfast with the fam Omelets cant wait
*goes to check mail* It’s so sparkly! *squeals*
*goes to pack my Princess Jasmine PJs and Magic Carpet sleeping bag*
I’ll bring the flatirons and hair accessories!
Heyyyy Dimpz
Destinee says:
I got “The Last Train to Paris” and Bruno Mars CDs..they both are good buys…worth the money
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I am still debating if I should get the LTTP, glad to have a real opinion on it.. I might go grab it tonight then…
I absolutely LOOOOVE Bruno Mars’CD, all the songs are awesome… Liquor Store blues is kinda like the story of my life
@Adair
Don’t aid satan with that twisted philosophy. If I post straight out of the Bible those are not my words….
So why speak as if they were?
Plus satan stays consistent in deceiving you so-called christians, so why are you all not consistent with doing as the Bible ( God’s Words ) says you should do?
@ Al…I said nothing about cutting him!(today) I said I would HOBBLE him!
@Al and when i say partying like its 1999 i mean chilling on the couch with Snoopy drinking peppermint mocha in my hello kitty pajamas #old
*runs to look for my invite, too* Candi play too much.
WELL IM LISTENING TO THE NEW T.I AND ITS GOOD NOT THE WHAT I EXPECTED FROM T.I BUT IM ALREADY LOVING SOME OF HIS SONGS
I like the Diddy-Dirty Money CD too. It wasn’t what I was expecting at all. I plan on using it for treadmill music starting tonight.
@AL
“So @ Ms Single peppermint stick what We doing for New Years? ”
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She goin be wit me.
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Oh Okay I wasn’t talkin to you! Let the grown folk talk
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@AL
“So @ Ms Single peppermint stick what We doing for New Years? ”
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She goin be wit
meBrandon.Princess!
You gotta come! It wouldn’t be the same withoutcha
@ Candi…Who is Brandon?
Rest O it’s Wed shouldn’t you be getting ready for church tonight? I know there’s a Bbile study some where w? your name written all over it.
Ninja prolly be walkin around with a runny azz hairline, and shape up.
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REAL TALK…there was this chick once in the club…musta just got a PURPA rinse put in…and this bish had the GALL to wear a dayum cream colored sweater dress…by the end of the night this bish collar was purple…dumb heffa….
yvonne!
grab ur beauty and the beast pjs and come to my slumber party!
@redemption i got u girl when u leave!!! lets save them all!!!!
Good morning. Some one wise once said.. “God is not the reason I have problems but He is the reason I shall overcome them!”
God is Love
Rev Run <<<or runs word
@AL
““So @ Ms Single peppermint stick what We doing for New Years? ”
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She goin be wit me.
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Oh Okay I wasn’t talkin to you! Let the grown folk talk
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You mistakenly believe that who you addressed the question to was of any importance to me.
You have been informed of Candi’s plans and whereabouts. Now go on bout yo’ bitnezz.
Meagan Good looks pretty and that’s a cute outfit she is wearing.
Kim looks pretty too.
Puffy kind of looks nice and innocent in that picture typing on the computer.
@ MZ D Okay On wont no trouble just warning suse he wouldnt here and was bout to get The Paul Sheldon ( the writers name in Misery) treatment
Im out of it
*done reading*
*glances over and sees MAN face all shiny and chit looking like he was bobbin for apples in crisco*
*then glances over to realize one of his golf clubs is missing*
@Dawn
I think I’ll pass on being saved today…without sin there is no salvation.
I have no plans for new years whatsoever asked the boo what we doing he said nothing
Oh okay here it is.. (gotta chek the mail more often) I got my Princess Ariel sleeping bag, onesie pajamas with the feet in them, tearjerker chick flicks and lots of
. Dimpz you driving or should I come scoop you?
@Restoration
So your saying your the only TRUE CHRISTIAN on this blog? Did your God tell you that?
kwall says:
Ninja prolly be walkin around with a runny azz hairline, and shape up.
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REAL TALK…there was this chick once in the club…musta just got a PURPA rinse put in…and this bish had the GALL to wear a dayum cream colored sweater dress…by the end of the night this bish collar was purple…dumb heffa….
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man why u all in the kool-aid and don’t even know the flava? *pops gum and rolls my neck*
@CANDI
“She goin be wit
meBrandon.”_____________________________________________________________________________
I liked the name “Snoopy” for your dog more…
@Candi: You got it!
***flips hair while packing Jem pajamas and boombox***
@ candi dont out my real name out there
I have no plans for new years whatsoever asked the boo what we doing he said nothing
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nothing is code for
he tryna bring his new year all DE way in…for him AND his dack…
psp i’m so glad ur coming (since u ain’t rsvp when i axed u too)!
Looks like MG finally went shopping!!!
*Covered in my armor protected from the #Ratchedness of the “Judgemental ones”*
In the morning after the lcumber party we gonna show up at Al’s house with mimosas. I’ll have my omelette denver style with egg whites please and thanks.
@princess **takes shank out and rips ariel bag and onesies** DON’T NOBODY DO ARIEL LIKE I DO ****stomps off***
@ Princess…..I need a ride *bish don’t gotta license
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@ Al…Thanks for looking out for boo for me
@ Boo…Are you gonna be ok unsupervised while i’m hanging with the girls?
@Phrozen #167. We’ve seen her in everything she has on. Repeatedly.
boombox?! we bout to have a pop lock competition! *puts on my rerun beret and suspenders* let’s get get get it!
PHRO!!
Your timing is impeccable as always.
See, there you go again judging. What do you mean by “you so-called Christians?” You don’t know me AT all, but yet you label me as such. You don’t know what I do. Besides, I never once said what you were posting were your words. Did I? All I said was that you are doing things that The Bible says not to do, which is something that you are chastising other people for. I know the Bible says do NOT judge.
Im good with that too
@ Choco I thought you was going to that Planned Parenthood Party
Choco!
Oh snap! It’s ok Lakerlosa, i’m sure we can work this Ariel thing out. *pries shank from Laker’s clutches*
Looks like MG finally went shopping!!!
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Putcho glasses on fam…that is them Jennifer Grey Goodwill specials (jean shorts) under that top…that jacket is the same one she done had for 15 winters… and she got the suede cleaner out to make her boots LOOK new…but them jokas are as refurbished as them T-Mobile Sidekicks Fantasia’s bew sells….
Go ahead babe…i got this…
*goes and finds his morning glory trading cards*
You ain’t got to worry about nathin….Have fun…remember you motto
“Don’t come back here with chit you aint leave here with”
@dimps
i had to do it can’t NOBODY DO IT LIKE ME!!!!
Breakfast is @ 4:00 So come on through
This blog is too much…
I should read these comments more often, Hilarious!
Y’all got real life couples with their conjugal discords, hairlines specialists and everything up in here…
*Grabs my extra bright multi colored LA Gears, Matching leg warmers, red tights, blue body suit and multiple colored headbands*
DANCE OFF DANCE OFF!
@Al
No boo I think you and MAN should go together you guyz seem to be coming more closer these days
DIMPZ
Hey where can I buy a nice man’s jacket for around 100.00
@PSP
Anything but the leather SLORE boots I’m good with…
@Yso
@laker
pulls out the Princess Tiana kit. My stuff is newer than yours anyway.
I’m headed to lunch… I love ALL yall even REST o ON DEEZ
Man.. meet me in the parking garage!
@Nunya
(love the name btw)
We put the “fun” in dysfunctional here.
kwall says:
Looks like MG finally went shopping!!!
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Putcho glasses on fam…that is them Jennifer Grey Goodwill specials (jean shorts) under that top…that jacket is the same one she done had for 15 winters… and she got the suede cleaner out to make her boots LOOK new…but them jokas are as refurbished as them T-Mobile Sidekicks Fantasia’s bew sells….
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@CANDI **TAKES OUT ARIEL SLIPPERS,THONG,BRAW,HAIRBOW,NAIL POLISH,SLEEPING BAG, TOWEL, ORIGINAL MOVIE WITH DICK IN THE CASTLE, AND PICS FROM ALL 10 OF MY B-DAYS WERE ARIEL WAS THE THEAM*** I HAD TO DO IT I SAWY
i wil leave the shank at home
I know the Bible says do NOT judge.
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Matthew. 7:1 “Do not judge, or ye too will be judged.”
Kwall is not all jokes all the time…
*smiles loving @ Ace* What I told you about them cards?! That’s why your first appointment with Redempted/Restoration is for today at 1pm.
I told you, we gonna get you past this! *rubs right side of boo’s face,
softly on lips, hands him a Stack of Scooby Doo mystery tapes*
hands him a Stack of Scooby Doo mystery tapes*

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@laker i’m sorry all i saw was “dick” in that comment *adjusts halo*
@ Choco…Try wilsonsleathers. com
kwall says:
Something is not right about that girl
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In addition to her lack of edges….since 1996???
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@Choco…I want my baby to be a better man.
@PRINCESS HOW DARE U MY ARIEL STUFF ARE PRICELES THEY ARE COLLECTIBELS ORIGINALS **puts shank back on sleeping bag and dust off all ariel sh!t i got***
Restoration says:
@therapist1911
Either your Dad knows the Truth and won’t speak it, or he doesn’t know the Truth.
The number of people joining your church is not important, it’s the number of people who really know Christ and who Honors Christ with their lips AND their hearts.
People who are READY TO DIE FOR CHRIST.
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Did “IT” just insult my DADDy!
The point of my post wasn’t the number of people….but you read what you wanna read….
When I think of Christians you my “dipped in holy water at Jerusluem” you are not what comes to my mind. Thankfully I have my FATHER, MOTHER, and GRANDMOTHER who may not love the sin but continues to love the sinner.
You Mary don’t cha weep azz irritates me and I’ll admit I’m not as christian as my family so…..I’ll be glad when DEc.31 come so you can BE GONE…..
Jesus Wept John 11:35
@Dimpz
Thanks boo I can’t believe I forgot about them
Please let me know @Adair who exactly was the following written for?:
” Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.”
1Timothy 5:20
@ Choco…YOu’re welcome
Whaddup Phroze….why u all up dere laughing at me?
Choco see rule 8 please thanks
What time you getting back babe?
as a matter of fact i want to do something special for you tomorrow…so just call me when you on your way home…
*grabs the stack of Redubbed Scooby Doo Mystery VHS Tapes and takes them into the basement*
Hi Therapist! Please don’t hurt nobody.
@therapist1911
Thanks for proving my point…
” They honor with their lips, but their heart is FAR from me ” ( Christ says in the Bible )
@therapist
no she din’t say sum bout ur daddy get her get her!!!
not errbody fuk up they life like u hun!!
@restoraion u must have done alot of dumb and dirty sh!t in ur days because all this im save and preaching u do sounds like ur tryin to make up or cover ur mistakes
***holds Therapist back from drowning Redeemed in the baptism pool***
Choco check Macys while youre there can you pick me up that steel grey Polo Sweater jacket the one with the pockets thanks
@AL
I do not know what rules you are referencing
@ Ace…about 6am after we leave Al’s
@DAWN
“Man.. meet me in the parking garage!”
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I’m sorry, I can’t partake in any more of your “savior sessions” or find myself in situations alone with you.

This one is being flooded with hypocrisy and bullchit.
@Al I was thinking Macy’s as well I gotchu on the sweater…
@ Yvonne….Why don’tcha let him go? Been kinda quiet today.
@Daisy (#133)
Yes church is a business and has to ran as such. If no offering/tithing comes in how do people think the lights, water, and other ameneties get paid.
Additionally, when those in the church membership may need assitance such as help with rent, grocery, bills, and etc where do they think the money come from???
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I said Iwasn’t gonna fall into this debate on a daily…we should just ignore this heathen
*goes to google this Polo sweater jacket*
*the sound of a record coming to a screeching halt*
Hold da fluck up…you aint said chit about this sleepover being at Alboy’s?
*looking at Dimpz crazy*
Jesus Wept John 11:35
that one with the time stamp 
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Blasphemous I kid but damn
they fightin yet?
@Restoration…
PROVE DEEZ in yo mouf… 3 hail marys and go to hell
@therapist1911
I meant to say, thanks for proving the Bible once again!
You don’t need to gather others, stand on your own two feet.
Look, just receive God’s Words and you will be Alright!
@Ace
They’re only having breakfast there dear.
(puts the needle back on track)
@Kwall Do not speak to me
MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Yvonne….Why don’tcha let him go? Been kinda quiet today.
December 29, 2010 at 12:07 pm
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@Yvonne79….I wouldn’t do that….wouldn’t want the baptism pool to get dirty
@Mz Dimps….I’m good…just annoyed with free time on my hand lol
@Lakers….don’t encourage me lol
therapist1911 says:
@Restoration…
PROVE DEEZ in yo mouf… 3 hail marys and go to hell
December 29, 2010 at 12:10 pm
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I kinda love this “thugged” out Therapist…What a turn on!
YEEESSS Breakfast
@THERAPIST
and gone!!! 
@therapist1911
Put more energy into Christ. Don’t rely on the fact that pops is a pastor.
isn’t the 31st supposed to be his or her last day?
@AL HEY AS LONG AS U EAT BREAKFAST US LADIES ARE GOOD

@ACE ONLY BREAKFAST HEARD THAT AL LIKES OMELETS AND SH!T DIMPZ IS NOTHING BUT PURE AND INNOCENT SHE WOULDN’T DO ANYTHING ELSE
@Yvonne….lol @ Thugged out Therapist
@Therapist
There there. As much I enjoy seeing you work up a sweat, Her High Holiness ain’t worth it.
so wait the slumber party is at al’s? i thought it was at the nasty kitty so we could do pole dancing aerobics? i’m confused now
@therapist1911
” Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath ”
Ephesians 4:26
@Restoration…** middle finger **
*cues TI feat Justin Timberlake*
& gone that just killed me THERAPIST 3 hail marys :rollinovaingrave:
FABULOSALAKER says:
@AL HEY AS LONG AS U EAT BREAKFAST US LADIES ARE GOOD

@ACE ONLY BREAKFAST HEARD THAT AL LIKES OMELETS AND SH!T DIMPZ IS NOTHING BUT PURE AND INNOCENT SHE WOULDN’T DO ANYTHING ELSE
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I know exactly how AL likes to scramble eggs…so its gonna take more that that to convince me…
I see ya’ll cuttin’ up per usual, hi everyone!
EDIT: **Middle finger** BE BLESS (with a smile)
@therapist1911
Alright, Ok, I’ll leave you be. LoL!
@ Candi
@ the nasty kitty i say that all the time but THE PARTY IS NOT I REPEAT IS NOT AT ALBOYS HOUSE BREAKFAST IS AT MY PLACE AFTER YOU GUYS PARTY :YES:
Therapist dare I say I’m feeling this vibe
@therapist1911
You good! You still my knuckle-headed brother!
@ Ace…………….We’re not sleeping over Al’s! We’re going by there for omelets after. *hope he serves hash browns*
@ Candi…Don’t cry BooMa, we still going to the Nasty Kitty. *grabs hand santizer and throws it in my duffle bag*
@ACE YOU GOOD I GOT MY EYE ON SOMETHING ELSE
Yes, @ Restoration, that was for you. Thanks for ignoring what I said.
@Yso…you right! Imma let it go. It’s annoying tho. But “IT” thrives off attention and I failed for it….dayum ME
**TURNS UP JayZ/BEYONCE/FANTASIA playlist**
But then, you know all the best chit happens at the after party. Just sayin’.
aight cause i was bout to get get my deposit back and cancel the guest appearances by El and Nelly
Hey Cocoa!
You coming to Candi’s sleepover?
I feel like I took a trip back to the hood in the heat of Summer….Ninja’s pulling out glocks over “alleged baby mama’s”..People dropping to the floor at the doorbell ringing of “said” Witnesses….and chicks digging each others eyes out over BD’s…. *Adjusts armor that protects me from the #Ratchedness of others*
YSoSerious says:
But then, you know all the best chit happens at the after party. Just sayin’.
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*plays MJ’s ‘so u wanna be startin somethin’* #instigation
But then, you know all the best chit happens at the after party. Just sayin’.
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@ therapist1911
Naaaw, no attention seeking, just bringing the Truth of God that you may need later on when things get crucial in this country.
**sideeyes YSO* You keep this up and I may be stuck sitting on the couch watching Scooby Doo and listening to the Benz peeling rubber out the driveway.
@phro come to the innocent corner with me, i’m over here planning the slumber party and cooking ramen noodles for meals on wheels
@Candi
El gonna be there? Hope y’all got a safe place to keep your money and valuables then.
Mz D you looking Right in that Gravi
Good Morning Phrozen!
Fine, I won’t go for eggs! I’ll take my ass home after the stripper pole and Nelly stops rapping. Sheesh!
This slumber party is gonna be ratchet at its finest
@candi MY HUSSBAND SAYS U DON’T HAVE TO PAY HE WILL STRIP FO FREE JUST FOR US LADIES
SUCH A GENTLEMAN
ALBoy says:
@ACE YOU GOOD I GOT MY EYE ON SOMETHING ELSE
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I know I’m Good…But will “you” be is the muthafluckin question…
I would hate to have to put all these miles on the new benz…
Therapist did you wanna come to the slumber party? After party different location
only thing valuable he’ll want to get his hands on is me *struts off and packs my see thru teddy and 87 inch stilletos with imported baby tiger sharks in the heels*
Thanks Al!
@ Yso…You not coming too?
isn’t the 31st supposed to be his or her last day?
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I saw that and was tryna figure it out too…whose last day? Redeemed?
kwall says:
Matthew. 7:1 “Do not judge, or ye too will be judged.”
Kwall is not all jokes all the time…
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Thanks!
MissHarlem says:
This slumber party is gonna be ratchet at its finest
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only the finest for my bff’s *looks at all 27 of my bff tats*
@ Choco yall can come to the crib for breakfast
nojeliouso
Nigga please…
@ Candi…………El gone be too tired to put his hands on you by the time he finishes getting past those heels!
@Dimpz…
Nah babe..go have your fun…I trust you(not AL)
but if you go i get to help Organize(not participate) in some MAN stuff of my choosing…
@al how come u got nigs always wantin to beat u up?
@Choco…
What slumber party? Going back forth with this fool I done missed a party invite…
WE GOT A POLE **GETS 24 inch steletos see thru braw with purple pasties and yellow crotchless thong and two galons of hand sanitazer** IM READY!!!
kwall says:
isn’t the 31st supposed to be his or her last day?
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I saw that and was tryna figure it out too…whose last day? Redeemed?
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i thought so, unless a screen name change means staying longer
@therapist i’m having a slumber party, its girls only, but if u wear an extra smedium polo shirt to show of ur pecs then an exception can be made
Mz D Im making sausage eggs homemade strawberry waffles biscuits juice somebody said mimosas muffins and anything else yall want of course grits are on the menu and Hashbrowns come on through you can drop by and get ace and bring him with you
@Candi *Sits beside Candi*
*sighs* ok Boo. *places tracking device under the Benz, one in Ace’s bag, one in each pair of his shoes and activates chip I put in his arm while he was sleeping.*
You know I trust you. Have fun!
@Therapist

Candi is having a slumber party – and everyone is going to AL for the after party we could skip both
@AL
Thanks but no thanks
@laker lol u gon slip right off the pole and fly into the wall if u grease that thing down with a gallon of hand sanitizer
u won’t need it. they are installing new poles imported from compton.
@ Ace…You wanna meet us at Al’s after the slumber party? ;hug:
that you may need later on when things get crucial in this country.
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$3.09 for gas IS crucial…can you please visit my local gas station?
Don’t forget your bible….
@AL WHAT HAPPEN TO THE CHORIZO??? **puts request in for chorizo and egg burritos**
steletos see thru braw with purple pasties and yellow crotchless thong and two galons of hand sanitazer** IM READY!!!
Guhl you and your spanglish 
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candibfly says:
@al how come u got nigs always wantin to beat u up?
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Unsure about home and rather than address the Real Problem they come at me
Its whatever though they usually calm down after I talk them down and before they have to purchase there hoveround 
@laker tell them to put in an order for huevos rancheros too
@candi compton
i might need a dam truk full of clorox and fabuloso to clean them poles up!!!
@Therapist
@yvonne DOUBLE TRIPPLE
*throws candy sprinkly bra and thong in bag. Grabs a pair of gloves for traction*
Hey yall I see folks in here cuttin up as usual!!!
@therapist woosa woosa…….not even worth the keystrokes. You know who you are and what you stand for.
@Kwall these gas prices are going to have me carpooling again shoot
@choco only my real bishes can understand this spanglish that i speak
Sup Boss
kwall says:
that you may need later on when things get crucial in this country.
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$3.09 for gas IS crucial…can you please visit my local gas station?
Don’t forget your bible….
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Guess the Great Depression didn’t need “IT”! Matter fact call Marty McFly and warp dat azz back there and stay
*waves*
You have a great night…too babe..
Adding chirizo and potatoes to the list
slipping ace the scanner for tracking devices
$3.09 for gas IS crucial…can you please visit my local gas station?
Don’t forget your bible….
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its 3.24 here and i just bought a car, that h0e will stay in the garage
OH I’ll holla at yall at the after party!!!
kwall says:
$3.09 for gas IS crucial…can you please visit my local gas station?
Don’t forget your bible….
December 29, 2010 at 12:29 pm
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What….in….the….world!?!
@Bosstown…i’m cool I’m listening to Tamia now…her voice is angelic
@choco i sound completly diferente<<<spanish when i talk check ur email
Hey Boss!
I can’t breeve @ Marty McFly
I swear I literally just LOL and my manager looking at me like i’m convulsing or some shyt! Did the
reopen yet?
@Kim
the btch is ordinary..
that Dirty Money CD is a banger…too bad ppl hate Diddy so much that they dnt even give it a chance… I got it and I have Keris joint…I play Dirty Money everyday, I have listened to Keri like, twice…
Hey My pplz
What’s up Daisy!
No not Tamia….SHE’S THE DEVIL!!!! (in Waterboy’s Mamas voice)
@ Laker…I’ve honestly never had a problem understanding you. Is that normal?
@Lakes
Sexy different huh!
@ Therapist
Well umm kkkk welll ummm How about we just don’t go
His Momma what up baby
His!
We having a sleepover. You coming?
*sideeyes Choco for trying to throw private sleepovers and shyt*
@his grab ur spongebob boy short set and come over to the nasty kitty for the slumber party!
*puts A&D ointment on my his and candi 4 ever tat*
Where in the hail is my invite?????
@candi its 1.89 here
@Choco…
LOL skip all the parties and have our own party
@Dimpz
I’ve been trying to entice Therapist for a minute 
@Choc!! Dimpz!!! (of course) AL!!! and is that My Yvonne!!
s all around
@choco sexy voice
@Therapist
I have some great party ideas
Come on@Boss….lol she not the devil hahahahaha
@ PSP you should visit the Playground more often…chile I hope you read the archives late at night, by yourself with the lights off..LOL
@ MISSSHARLLLLEMMM HEY BFF my lovely Lady Lumps
Backflips in to the past with my strawberry shortcake twosie <—see what I did there (c) Phro… Hey girls I got this new bedazzler for Christmas ..lets bedazzle our crush's names on our jean pockets… Im putting Ro Ro from ABC on mine!
Flicks Lakers nips… put those away!
@ Mirs FLUCK YOU and your tattoo suggestions
*hops in Benz to hand deliver invite to Boss* Here ya go!
*Hops my no license having ass back in Benz and heads home before Ace finds out. Checks rearview mirror for the “boys”*
@boss did u check ur mail? they were sent on 14k gold plated paper
@lakes $1.89? where u live at?! 1997?!
Laker…where da fuk u live…in 2001 or sumptin??? gas ain’t been dat cheap in forever
top grade 92 here is 3.25..
my 87 for 2.89 dayz are now over ….but its so worth it…
@therapist I know just messing with you I love Tamia she does have a beautiful voice.
@Choco Oh goodness I could just imagine your parrty ideas.
therapist stop typin the same sh1t i’m typing!
@His_Mommy623: Hey boo!
@dimpz no its not normal


@choco sh!t i needed somebody to confirm that i don’t sound like i spell
@his
TheRapist! hey there…
Lakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
@Choco….I bet you do lmao
@Boss
Round here we invite ourselves
*Looks @ My ass* You I can spell out Dwayne Johnson? @ ChaCha
@ChaCha
@Candi, *pulls out my “I love Candi” bear from the build a bear workshop*
for yew bew!
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chaaaaaaa
cha cha!
girl i loved me some lil dave and mark. i’m gonna bedazzle each name on my jean pocket and rub my buns so i can feel close to them
then i’m gonna bedazzle El on my fly and ru…nevermind *adjusts halo*
@Lakes
bish you is crazy
@Therapist
You can bring some ideas to the party as well or objects up to you
LOL @ Candi…I see we were typing the samething
@HIs_M….what’s good!! For some reason ur screen name make me smile.
@Boss…I know. LOL I was just f-ing withya
I wanna bedazzle a baby tee with Durrell Babbs name AND face!
I guess I’ll show you guys the new performance piece I’ve been working on at the party………..
*sprays body with chrome paint and stands stiff as a board while reaching for the ceiling*
It’s called “Skrippa Pole”. I know some of you may think I’m being a little feaky but I’m an artist and I’m sensitive about my shyt.
@Candi: Sending you an email…be on the lookout for it.
yvonne who is that?
I usta think Romeo from Immature was cute but, that camp scares me now.
Meagannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
is my Fiance up in hurr? *strips and stands in the middle of the post naked* I did my “are you there god its me margaret” bewb exercises, can u guys tell that I must increase my bust??
O MY….I only need to bring ONE object lol
@Choco well sh*t I am packing my bag right now.
All I ask is that we have better refreshments than we did at the Awards that Doritos casserole gave me the runs for days!!!
Hey instead of her praying and tryna e-save souls by e-thumping a Bible on this blog…I need for her to pray for something REALLY worth while….pray us up some $2.20 a gallon gas…what does the Bible say about fossil fuel?
*sprays body with chrome paint and stands stiff as a board while reaching for the ceiling*

It’s called “Skrippa Pole”. I know some of you may think I’m being a little feaky but I’m an artist and I’m sensitive about my shyt.
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@Therapist yes my sweet we are here!
LOL @ His. Don’t run, you may hurt yourself!
@ Candi…Who’s catering?
*slides down Awesome Arsenal*
Can someone bedazzle Idris Elbas name ALL OVERRRRR MEEEEEE *in Monicas voice*??
@Dead @ Fossil Fuel……really dead!!
His_Mommy623 says:
is my Fiance up in hurr? *strips and stands in the middle of the post naked* I did my “are you there god its me margaret” bewb exercises, can u guys tell that I must increase my bust??
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@His not Judy Blume????
@Boss

See guhl that the problem you worried about eating I got my mind on others things
*Just thought of Van Wilder Eclairs and wants to make sure we won’t be having those*
@TheRapist! ur pictures make me smile…a drool a lil bit
@dimpz only the finest, roscoe’s chicken and waffles
u know i only throw the classiest events, phaedra style!
@Kwall
SO:dead:
@Candi: Durrell Babbs is Tank’s government name….
@ Candi..:yahoo: You shole is a class act boo!
(grabs brand new purple unicorn Pillow Pet and favorite Winnie the Pooh pajamas with matching robe and slippers, Rainbow Brite sleeping bag, Muppet Babies toof brush and the complete collection of “Small Wonder” on DVD)
I’Z READY!!
@Dimpz
Got my young bullets up here for a while, took time off work to chill with them but all they want to do is play the game.
@Boss, YES judy was THAT btch when i was a tyke lol
Yes Choco I have been on here long enough to know what you have on your mind missy.
I want some food though in addition to some other thangs.
@ Yso..Show off! #Juss had to have a touch of everything!
@ Awesome..Aww, i’m jealous! I’ll be glad when my baby comes home.
@yso i think u covered the 80s completely
ooooh yeah yvonne he is fine! u prob should use some trimonds to bedazzle such fineness
Um I could be persuaded to Cater the ladies sleep over
i only throw the classiest events, phaedra style!
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So does this mean that @Redeemed gonna be a praise dancer atcho event? Out there doing high kicks in LA Gears with a Bible strapped on her back?
*slides down Awesome Arsenal look ma no hands*
CAN SOMEBODY BEDAZEL NELLY ON THIS MEXICAN AZZ AND LAKERS ON THE CHICHIS :ginr:
@Ysoooooooooooooooo
*runs rly fast and jumps on ur back*
Piggy Back me bew!
@His I had the whole collection. I was strung out on that Sweet Valley High series.
Not “Small Wonder”…
HISSSSSSSSS… *runs full fledge and smashing in to you….HI MOMMY
CHOCO… Hey sexy
Sup Bossy and Yvonne
@Kwall………….
*Throws supersoaker filled with red paint in bag just in case*
In addition to the Judy Blume of course!!!
WHO HAS SMALL WONDER?!?! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHAT!
smalllll wonderrr…shes a smallll wonderrrr
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
I guess I’ll show you guys the new performance piece I’ve been working on at the party………..
*sprays body with chrome paint and stands stiff as a board while reaching for the ceiling*
It’s called “Skrippa Pole”. I know some of you may think I’m being a little feaky but I’m an artist and I’m sensitive about my shyt.
SPRAYS MYSELF IN FLOURESCENT YELLOW PAINT AND CRAWLS ALL UP ON AWESOME
I couldn’t stand Harriet
@AWESOME
@Laker, I already slid down Awesome btch!
y’all remember that show where she could stop time by putting her two index fingers together?! what was the name of that?
@His I had the whole collection. I was strung out on that Sweet Valley High series.
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Chile Jessica, Elizabeth, Enid, Lila, Bruce…all them fools was my friend in my head OKAY?
They was 90210 before 90210 even came ON….
in addition to some other thangs.
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I dare you to be risque and tell all
*looks in bag for spare pole* I can’t be climbing on Awesome! Ace likely to bury my ass in the basement.
*Climbs up pole, falls down in a full split like my name Chardonnay*
Kwall thats it get to the

You gonna make me lose my job today if I keep busting out laughing.
WHO HAS SMALL WONDER?!?! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHAT!
smalllll wonderrr…shes a smallll wonderrrr
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Vicki the dayum robot…I hatechall…
@Boss, i was all over sweet valley, sleepover friends and BABYSITTERS CLUB! *digs in attic boxes to pull em all out*
*stands in line waiting to slide down awesome*
*peeks around and gets out of line to go get my ballet solo ready, stuffs a bed of roses in my head*
I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A DAY OF REAL LIFE GRAVIS BEFORE THE NEW YEAR ENDS ……TOMORROW TO BE EXACT.. JUST FOR A FEW HOURS AND THEN YOU CAN CHANGE IT BACK
WE SHOULD MAKE A LIST OF FOLKS WHOSE REAL LIFE GRAVIS WE WANNA SEE
I WILL KICK THAT SHYT OFF
1. AWESOME
2. AL BOY
@ Candi..I remember that show! OUt of this world
ChaCha says:
I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A DAY OF REAL LIFE GRAVIS BEFORE THE NEW YEAR ENDS ……TOMORROW TO BE EXACT.. JUST FOR A FEW HOURS AND THEN YOU CAN CHANGE IT BACK
WE SHOULD MAKE A LIST OF FOLKS WHOSE REAL LIFE GRAVIS WE WANNA SEE
I WILL KICK THAT SHYT OFF
1. AWESOME
2. AL BOY
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@his well im second then bish
@Kwall, do u wanna watch Silver Spoons with me?? *bats lashes* oh it will be a smashing time!
Thinking about how many cooters been on Arsenal heads out of room runs into Therapist
#Hey!
Hey CHA CHA BABY!!!!!
@Choco I know how to get my freak on when necessary!!!!
So has someone seen a pic of MAN cuz he needs to be added to that list
@his make sure you bring some to the sleepover!!!
I know how to get my freak on when necessary!!!!
TEASE 
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@chacha
1.elove
2.man
3.redemption
what about gravis we don’t want to see???
@Cha, grand idea bewski!
*struts over to Candi in my 2-peice velvet lavender pantsuit* what ya doing bew?
@his come to the attic and help me find my ‘who’s the boss’ ‘doogie howser’ and ‘punky brewster’ box sets!
*ties a bandana around my thigh punky style with nothin else and races upstairs*
(tries not to collapse under His while gasping trying to squeal like Tiny)
I brought “Small Wonder” on DVD. I also have “Neverending Story” and “Labyrinth”.
@MzD
I couldn’t stand Harriet either. And Jamie was a little too HUD for even my then young sensibilities.
@ Candi…You gotta have an alien daddy! Do you really want an alien daddy?
@choco that’s right girl got to keep that imagination working!!!
@Kwall, do u wanna watch Silver Spoons with me?? *bats lashes* oh it will be a smashing time!
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Only if the episode includes Ricky riding that train through their living room…I LOVED that dayum train!!!!!
Ummmm,….. not trying to be nasty but my nose is itching something serious and I refuse to break character (last time I ended up with a little pewter girl), can somebody get that for me?
Definitely want to see:
Man
AlBoy
Redemption
Awesome
*scratches awesome’s nose with my big toe*
@Candi dont forget, we must grab Alf while we are up there! *hides my cat* U know how Alf likes to nibble on kittys
@Kwall, ooooh okay *slides that epi in the pile*
@Boss
I gotcha
Hands Candi “Black Stallion” DVD for her collection
I will be cooking watching Airwolf let me know what time yall need the food at the sleepover
nibble on kittys
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my mind was in the gutter
*squeals and snorts* thanks choco! this will be the best slumber party ever! *hugs my build a bear that his made me and jumps on the couch*
I think “Cherry” on Punky Brewster was my first crush……….
wait choco *side eyes this dvd* this ain’t the series about a horse, this is p0rn!
wait choco *side eyes this dvd* this ain’t the series about a horse, this is p0rn!
Well what did you think I meant by black stallion 
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wait choco *side eyes this dvd* this ain’t the series about a horse, this is p0rn!
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Candi knowing Choco please don’t tell me you are surprised.
Yeah @ Awesome I feel you on that I was all about Cherry
u know my virgin eyes (ears and left nostril) aren’t used to that!
@Candi, AS IF Chocs fresh ass would give u a dvd about horses…maybe a horse peen
@candi
i guess ur eyes lost thy virginity
@choco freek
Did yall see that ghetto-fied movie with her (Cherie) from Punky Brewster/Family Matters on EBT? That heffa had a sex scene. How you go from wholesome shows like Punky Brewster… to a sex scene on a strait to bootleg movie on BET?
…that movie on a scale of 1 to horrible was dayum HORRIFIC.
@Al
How much is that polo sweater and is it at macy’s I have yet to see it
Where did yall get my DVD from black stallion
FIANCE I am here hun lurking and working I am watching you boo
Small wonder is 20 @ walmart go and cop that
CHA CHA I leave work at 11 am tomorrow but I can put up a real gravi and change it back I did that before
maybe a horse peen

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(ears and left nostril) aren’t used to that!
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So from this I gather MAN put 3.5 in your right nostril
Yeah it was like 75 it was there i saw it not on the site i didnt get one because they only had medium I need that Xl
@Al
Chit I need to google and see what it looks like that price sounds nice
@Fiance, *bites ur nipples* get that money honey! and then come home and get nakie for me *licks lips*
@ Kwall I saw that when she was married and her dude married somebody else while she was in a coma or something
choco shhhh this was before i met man, he thinks both my nostrils are pure
@ Choco it was a thick jacket that zipped all the way up with pockets
@ChaCha: Forgive me, page is loading hella slow. Hey boo!!!
@Candi
Ohhh so Man didn’t hit huh
@Al
Boo check your email or send me a pic please babe I googled and couldn’t find it
its getting boring now…
then email me his so we can plan an nyc outing! *shakes my body down to the ground*
New :rule: on SR who ever says the word boring first has to start off a new party
ok going to lunch lets move this fiesta to another post this sh!t is takn fo ever to load up
*comes running in with my Jem and Beverly Hills Teens boxsets I just found in the back of the closet*
Anybody wanna watch?
@ALBoy that movie was #Ratchet I hate her for making it
Brings brown paper bag to Candi and tells her the truth about its contents
Would you like some vintage playgirl magazines you cant cut and paste the peen all over the room and play pin on the peen
can
if we all get bucked then we wont be bored
i think i’m ready to hear the truth
he’s gonna stick what where?!
@Candi, email me! I dnt think I have your email heffa!
he’s gonna stick what where?!
Well he will put one finger in your ear and hold his peen out in front of you and that how sex goes 
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b1tch yes u do! i’m not special enough for u to save me in ur contacts
*jumps off the ledge of a one story building*
Phrozen I was like is this seriously a movie how would this ever happen it was more unrealistic than monsters ball ( how billy bob gone get to hit The Halle Berry) side eyeing oscars. I walked out on that part Jerks
@ Choco they have it on the Ralph Lauren web site but the dude wearing it look sweeter that syrup sandwiches so
@AL
thank babe checking now
Never mind its cashmere and 450 but it is the same style
@ Al…what’s the sweater/jacket called?
@Al
I still can find that chit on the website
Full zip sweater they have a cashmere one on the RL web site just like the other one but its like 450 under sweater page 3 at the bottom
still dont see it
I don’t see your sweater Al but those coats are Gawjus!
@Mzd I went to the Polo Outlet and was ready to buy just about all the coats
@Dimpz Yeah Ma Im having a hard time locating it as well
Ralph Lauren website sweaters page 3 they have it in Nvy blue the model is of African decent with a tan vest on under the sweater with grey britches on
@Al K babe thanks
where is errone..?
@ Al……….I see. I guess I was expecting something not so simple. It’s nice though