Celebs Out & About: Rihanna, Serena Williams
Tennis superstar Serena Williams stepped out in Miami this weekend wearing a black cast decorated with studs and glitter. The injury-prone Serena has been hobbling around on crutches since July after she stepped on broken glass in a restaurant. She initially received 18 stitches to close the wound, but then infection set in and she required surgery to clean the wound. Now I’m hearing Serena has osteomyelitis — a serious bone infection — in her right foot, which explains the cast.
Osteomyelitis can result in great loss of bone, but is treatable if caught early. The injury has caused Serena to miss all the summer tennis tournaments, including the US Open. Her No. 1 World ranking now a thing of the past, she is ranked fourth in the world. Get better, Serena!
Photos: GOT
Singer Rihanna posted this adorable Twitpic to her Twitter page over the weekend. It seems she’s reverted to her childhood in order to cope with the emotionally draining loss of yet another loser boyfriend. Isn’t she cute? As you know, RiRi reportedly kicked Matt Kemp to the curb after rumors of his cheating ways got back to her. As soon as he was gone, Rihanna’s best friend, Melissa, stepped back into her role as counselor and confidante. [Thanks Karen!]
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I see Rihanna fell asleep “practicing.” That’s a good girl right there… practice makes perfect.
Man SHATTAP!
that close up of Serenas legs is uncalled for
Because I’m being nice I’ll keep my comments to myself right now.
Ain’t chit cute bout ashy azz feet and a grown azz woman suckin her thumb.
DANG SERENA…NOT A GOOD LOOK. Seriously Rihanna… For Real
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Serena …
I guess the cast on the right foot prevented lotion being applied to the left foot. That poor “woman.” Her chromosomes ALL flucked up.
Rihanna broke up with Matt so you know she ain’t sucked on nothing! Prolly was goin thru withdrawl and chit. She did it the “safe way.”
I wish Serena a healthy recovery!!
It seems she’s reverted to her childhood in order to cope with the emotionally draining loss of yet another loser boyfriend.
She does look cute minus the thumb sucking!!
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Serena dead wrong! With that ashy foot and ugly arse shoe
I love the pink curly hair on Rhi Rhi!
Oh yeah and Thumb sucking is NOT CUTE!
Sandra back away from the pu$$y…Remove your hands from Rihanna’s vagina and close your mouth.
I follow Rihanna on twitter and I must admit she is funny and shows some personality. She even brags about eating noodles. Cannot get more simple than that
Does “Holiday Heart” got an ashy foot AND a mangled toe?
AND Holiday Heart azz got some sandbox knees going on too…all that time, money, and effort that was put into decorating that cast should have been invested in some Eucerin.
@ kwall
Why am I hearing every comment you post in Aretha’s voice? It’s making what you type even funnier to me.
I thought Rih was Whitney for a minute.
Luv the Williams sisters. I hope Serena has a speedy recovery. Miss seeing her on the tennis court.
Rhianna, oh well, she is a cutey, but thumb sucking is not cute, if she does this on a regular, not sure how it hasn’t ruined her front teeth.
sucking your thumb as a grown azz woman is adorable?
PUHLEEZE!
@CANDI
“sucking your thumb as a grown azz woman is adorable? PUHLEEZE!”
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**booty pinch**
but we’ve learned to not worry about ur opinion when it comes to women
I got nothing……just wanted to post and break away from this endless paperwork
CANDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*electric slides over to Candi wearing Lady GaGas VMA meat dress* pls excuse the stench bew…the meat has seen better days
Rug burns, huh?
If you were a pro-fessional then you wouldn’t have rug burns.
MzD says:
Maybe if that thumb was a crack pipe… 
I thought Rih was Whitney for a minute.
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I don’t see it.
his!
u know i’m from Texas, fugg around and throw u on the grill with that meat dress on!
@CANDI
“but we’ve learned to not worry about ur opinion when it comes to women”
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That’s not true. My opinions should be catalogued and later converted into encyclopedic entries do to their objectivity and accuracy.
Hello All. A grown woman sucking her thumb? NOT CUTE!
Sandra I think your entire commentary on Rihanna was draped with sarcasm :thumbup:
Adorable as in Raggedy Ann Doll adorables
NOT a pro-fessional
**stares at Candi’s gravi** Hi!
Hey Candi
Put that chit on repeat.
@Candi, Mirs has already set me on fire once today..plz…no more burns for my tender bawday thx
hi peach
*flips hair*
@PEACH
“**stares at Candi’s gravi**”
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Isn’t it puuuuur-tee?
@Peach, Candi belongs to Man and hes very sennitive n chit…
sorry his i couldn’t resist, what u expect with filet mignons on ur boobs?! LOL
hey yso
@manuel
right
@ Yso….I didn’t look beyond the wavey weave. You know Whitney loves that hairdo.. LOL
somehow i don’t think man would mind in this instance
@ His, I know, I know but I was thinking he doesn’t treat her right sometimes. What you won’t do the next man (woman) will, right?
i don’t belong to him *flips hair* however i do have the papers on man
@PEACH
“somehow i don’t think man would mind in this instance”
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Not at all. In fact, I encourage this.
Dimpz! *spanks dat*
@Candi…u have a point *tosses meat dress aside and reveals this snazzy teddy i made out of leggs knee-high hosiery and 3 snapple caps* do u like this better My dear Candi *strikes a pose*
^5 Candi, own that ass!
@PEACH
“I know, I know but I was thinking he doesn’t treat her right sometimes. What you won’t do the next man (woman) will, right?”
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Which is why all women should have a side woman…
@his u know i love ur fashion sense! we must go shopping at the finest establishments (forever 21 and charlotte russe) next time i come to NY!
lol
I made a promise to myself that I will refrain from talking about Serena’s rat nest on her head therefore I will compliment her manly stature instead!!!
Although I’m not a Dr. but I believe in some of Freud’s stages of development and I believe Rihanna is stuck in the oral fixation stage. But most
are though!!!
Hissy! Hey Lovah.
@Candi, yes we must… i know exactly where to get all the velour sweatsuits that say “babygirl” and “hottie” all over them! *pats french roll*
@dimpz, i’m hongray!
i dunno what 2 eat!
Why are Serena’s feet and ankles ashy like she has been kicking in a sand box?
**stares at Candi’s gravi**
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Me too….Nice pic
True story: I usta have this boyfriend, he would curl up into the fetal position and suck his thumb almost everytime after
*runs and jumps on a trampoline and lands in mean’s lap* heyyyyyy mean
Meanie Baby!
So…You just gonna start off on bullchit, huh?
@ His….I hungry too and I still got this damned cold so I really don’t know what I want. I may go downstairs and get me a buffalo shrimp wrap
well hello there dimezz *squints* u half nekkid in yo pic?
Mean! *taps foot* sup bewski?
i forgot there was new man meat! hello dimezz, have u been broken in properly?
@MZ. DIMPZ
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“True story: I usta have this boyfriend, he would curl up into the fetal position and suck his thumb almost everytime after
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You must got that GOOD
!
Hey Meanie!
damn dimpz u put it on him like that?
i’m part of the welcoming committee too HIS. dimezz have u gone thru ur initiation?
@ Man…….If I tossed it in the air, it would turn to sunshine.
@dimpz, thats it! I want a grilled caesar wrap…u nvr cease to amaze me bew!
Um, the ash on Serena’s ankles and legs is uncalled for. I need her to get herself together….
Man needs help
@ Candi…I swear his ass was around off and on for 12yrs and i’m only 31!
@Candi: I think Man wants you to do the same thing to him as you did to me….lol
@Yso: I’m trying to be good I really am but its hard to shut my mouth when chit keeps coming out. LOL
@DIMPZ
**lookin in the sky…**
Glad I can help Love @ His..You wait til I get better.
@HIS: LOOKING GORGEOUS AS ALL GET OUT!!!! Hey my e-boo!!!!
@Dimpz: Hey beautiful!!!
LOL @ Man…… It’s cold as hell in the Chi but, the sun is shining brightly!
candi booooooooo *backflips in to Flickstr to look at an assortment of gravi pics of you
HELLO DIMEZZ
Therapist
undresses you with my SMIZE
Serena’s feet look like like they belong to Wanda from “In Living Color” so not a good look!!!
did this nigga Mean just….really? ok *gets tranquilizer gun* I KNOW u saw my font!
MzDimplalicious
CHACHA! :HUG: AND :KISS:
Oh BTW Good Afternoon SR Fam
Serena really needs an endorsement with Cocoa Butter A FUGGIN SAP!!!
cha cha
*backflips off a flying trapeze into a tub of powdered sugar and sprays it everywhere like lebron before a game*
*tucks tranq gun away* ok we all good…
hi boss
His!!!???!?!?!?!
*pokes man’s eyes out* try lookin again
@Mean
I know EXACTLY what that is like.
I usta have this boyfriend, he would curl up into the fetal position and suck his thumb almost everytime after
and 
I think I would look at him like he a punk afterwards did you?
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@MZ. DIMPZ
It’s a lil cloudy over here actually.
LMAO @ Cha…My sister’s ringtone for me is Fergalicious. She says it reflects my personality. I ain’t THAT damned hyper!
@Dimezz
Well- you must be new here?
*Imitates Trix from “The Players Club”- (hits switch, green lightbulb & sirens go off)*
“Aight ladies, you know what that means?! It’s new meat in here! Go on and get him ladies! Let’s Go!!!!!!”
@His: You didn’t see my e-love font back…..*starts sucking thumb like Rih Rih**
@ Man…..I’m in the Chi not the Bayou! I will not be held responsible for Candi beating you either.
@Dimez
Where you from
His- I done “seent” ya posts in 3 different topics and YOU need your azz beat TA-DAY!!!
Did you hafta call that chick “Boy George” and say it was like the alien from “Scary Movie?”
OMG!
I canNOT!!!
SASOOOOOO *snaps n twirls* gawn head now with that gravi!
“ya give me fever
Go on and get him ladies! Let’s Go!!!!!!”
I need more info on Dimez before I go in 
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dimezz where did yo half nekkid azz go?! introductions are in order *taps foot*
@ Choco It was kinda cute but you know one day I was kinda like Lawd, why he gotta bitch up after all the time? Funniest part though is, his ass was a super freak and a talker. Wanna pull ya hair, call ya out ya name and all kinds of shyt during then wanna curl up like Lynus with his blanky after.
@dimpz ur beautiful, u can’t help it. he however can. he just won’t learn *smh* *looks at the waiting list*
so ya’ll moved up here..didnt say chit to me…fluck ya’ll(except Dimpz and candi)
@Dimpz
Hey Sexy..how was your weekend?
@SASSY
“@Dimezz
Well- you must be new here?
*Imitates Trix from “The Players Club”- (hits switch, green lightbulb & sirens go off)*
“Aight ladies, you know what that means?! It’s new meat in here! Go on and get him ladies! Let’s Go!!!!!!”
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Why didn’t I get this sort of greeting?
@SASO WHAT? I did nothing wrong! ol’ melted face started it!
@Mean, I put the tranq away… *locks arms around ur neck* ur my gay boyfriend fo’alwayz
ace did u see my suggestion about this friday?
SUP ACE!!!!!! :dap: SN 2 SANDRA: We need a emoticon for that!!
SASSY…..hey boo!!!
Aww Thanks Candi
You gone just hafta do like Celie told Harpo and BEAT’M!
Morning Ace! How are you love? Weekend wasn’t so good. I’m still a lil sickly.
Serena needed to cast up both them Barney Rubbles… all dusty n chit. Somebody need to tell her sparkles and glitter don’t shine like Baby Oil, and vaseline…
*holding a pot of hot grits* MAN COME HERE!
@Man………………YOu don’t show any skin or even your face for that matter. You gotta give to get potnah.
@His
Thak ya boo! I was practicing my lips so I could kiss my mirror and leave prints (corny, I know.)
And stop calling that thing names! Face ain’t melted….just very heavily photoshopped, edited, cropped, lightenend and blurred!
@Man
YOU don’t get that type of intro because YOU don’t have a GRAVI of YOURSELF UP!!!
@CANDI
“*holding a pot of hot grits* MAN COME HERE!”
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OOOOOOOH! My baby made some grits for me!
In-Tee-Wayz….
Afternoon folks!!
@Ace- when are these nominations coming up? Ise ready to check some boxes!
Afternoon SASO.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
“*holding a pot of hot grits* MAN COME HERE!”
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OOOOOOOH! My baby made some grits for me!
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just like al green’s lady made him grits
So, the leg is broke…is the pump to the lotion broke as well!!! There is no fundamental excuse for her legs to look this way..there are no jokes here!!! (walks out slamming door on SERENA)
@SASSY and DIMPZ
“YOU don’t get that type of intro because YOU don’t have a GRAVI of YOURSELF UP!!!”
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But people den seen me now! I can’t be puttin my pic out there all public and chit but I think I should still get the “New Meat” treatment!
Especially since I never got it!
@ Candi..
THA HELL…. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SUMTHIN ABOUT FRENCH TOAST OR SOME SHYT A BISH HUNGRY 
Hey BOSSTOWN
His_Mommy623 says:
hello dimezz, have u been broken in properly?
candibfly says:
dimezz have u gone thru ur initiation?
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Whaddup His, candi, & ChaCha
Nah havent been broken in yet or gone thru initiation yet….should I be worried….:blink:….be easy on me I new here…LMAO
ACE JEROME LADANIAN CLEOPHUS JENKINS did u see my suggestion?
I think Dimezz is off getting mentally prepared for an SR Initiation Ceremony.*
*I think he should just run while he can.
@Ace- when are these nominations coming up? Ise ready to check some boxes!
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Lol…Sassy…aint no boxes getting checked…
Nominees are the top 3-4 vote getters(form the ballots)…and winner will be announced..at the awards so voters will have speculate as well….
(and a nicca tired of talling votes)
Hey @Mean!
I see you been acting up in here today too! I saw what you said about Brandy hitting folks and Ms. Williams!
Be nice!
@Candi…
no where was it…i’m lost in emails and comments.
@Dimpz
Afterwhile I’d be like “get your simp azz outta here 
StillASassyOne says:
*Imitates Trix from “The Players Club”- (hits switch, green lightbulb & sirens go off)*
“Aight ladies, you know what that means?! It’s new meat in here! Go on and get him ladies! Let’s Go!!!!!!”
MY BISH
ACE YOU BE ACKIN BRAND NU AND SHYT….GIVE A NIGGA A LITTLE POWER AND HE ACK LIKE HE TOO DAMN BUSY AND CANT ANSWER EMAILS
i said we should have it friday, the next two weeks (well 3 probably) folks will be with family and traveling for the holidays
@Ace
Koay- I’ll work with that.
@Dimpz
Hey mama! Got your ta-tas all sitting up in ya new profile pic!
I LOVE IT!!
I think Dimezz is off getting mentally prepared for an SR Initiation Ceremony.*
*I think he should just run while he can.
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Annnd he fresh meat tooo you know sharks are circling his trail of blood
Choco says:
Where you from
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Hey Choco…..NYC
So that explains why Serena has been in a cast so long. I hope she heals soon. I wonder if Rihanna used the “self-timer” on her cell phone to take that picture herself.
ACE,
Who authorized this award gettn shyt anyway. Who are the judges? and what is your licence plate number as well as the make and model of your car just in case some simply shyt go down and I have to start blowing up shyt!!!
DO I SMELL FRESH MEAT???
dimezz i hope u don’t mind wearing ur birthday suit. its part of the initiation process.
@Candi
i agree this friday or this afternoon chit we been waiting a friggin month
@ Man…………I ain’t seent chu though.
*Surfs in on a wave of Hot Chocolate and lands in a pool of whip cream*
What we doing for Dimez again?
dimezz says:
hello dimezz, have u been broken in properly?Nah havent been broken in yet or gone thru initiation yet….should I be worried….:blink:….be easy on me I new here…LMAO
DIMEZZ BOO….WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED A TIME OR TWO BEFORE…C’MERE… *busts shirt open popping all buttons
<– DOUBLE D'S (DIXIE AND DIANA) NOW WHATCHU GONNA DO WITH THAT 
WHAT YA'LL SAID SUMTHIN BOUT INITIATIONS AND SHYT
LOL @ SASO thanks ma! Your pic makes me think of a pretty lil Geisha girl for some reason. The TATA’s still be put away by tomorrow. LOL
@Dimezz
Hmmm NYC okay well the board needs to know (as well I as I do)
What’s your status, married single divorce
Approx age is you don’t mind
Hobbies interest please we need this before you get nude in SR k bew
@CHACHA DON’T U KNOW ACE IS THE SR GEEK DON’T GET HIS NOTE PAD ALL IN A BUNCH
@ACE ITS OUT OF LOVE
@DIMMEZ HELLO MY NAME IS LAKER WERE U FROM HOW OLD ANY KIDS WHO U STAND FOR….OH AND BY THE WAY IF U DON’T UNDERSTAND MY POST LET ME KNOW I BREAK IT DOWN FOR U AND ONE LAST THING IS THAT U IN THE GRAVI???
but don’t be gettin excited and sh1t, i wasn’t askin for myself, just part of the welcoming committee
@Candi
Startin to think that more and more…but that means i gotta have the nonimation show today…so speculation can begin….
Choco says:
think Dimezz is off getting mentally prepared for an SR Initiation Ceremony.*
*I think he should just run while he can.
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I been lurking on here for a loong time and I see how get down…u gangsta ma….so if u leading the pack…yea i better run…lol…or maybe u could help protect me….lol
my girl cha cha gettin the party started
What we doing for Dimez again?
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Initiating him over to the wild side
**sits next to Dimezz** Hi
I’m new here too! Are you wearing boxers in your gravi? Peak-a-boo. Alright now!
@Choco
Less like sharks and more like Lionesses looking for a fresh kill.
I’m just gonna find a nice tree to sit in that has a good view of SR’s savanna and watch the take-down.
I been lurking on here for a loong time and I see how get down…u gangsta ma….so if u leading the pack…yea i better run…lol…or maybe u could help protect me….lol
Nawwww but uh was wrong you not scurred are you – cuz you just may peak my devilish interest… take my hand and let me show you the way 
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Dimezz says:
Be easy… 
you poor feller…
Nah havent been broken in yet or gone thru initiation yet….should I be worried….:blink:….be easy on me I new here…LMAO
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*loads up pogo stick babyoil and blindfold*
… YSO where we having ceremony?
BTW.. my gravi is a pic of the last guy who was…initiated..
@Laker
@ACE ITS OUT OF LOVE
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Thats what they all say…yet they still go get banged out by the Thug down the street just to get their ass whooped and there credit ruined…
@Choco…………….Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I’d better go sit on the sidelines then. *I’ma Good Girl*
Dimez….Choco don’t protect nobody. She be the main one initiating you getting mauled
this only occurs if you eff with me first 
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@DIMEZ
It is customary for new males on SR have the ladies put up azz shots to show their appreciation for you coming on board.
Any particular requests (side view of the azz, color of panties, etc.) the ladies need to know about before puttin up the azz shot gravies?
Snatching MzD by her right boob pulling her way closer to me
You aitte by me babe 
Whaddup Laker….from New York…32…and i understood u ma.
@CANDI *HUFFING …you know THE BOO SHIP IS THICK UP IN HERE…
*brings out the box with the initiation items in it* *accidentally drops a bottle of baby oil and a feather*
When y’all bout to start the ceremony?
**TAKES LOOK AT LAKERS GRAVI….PASSES OUT!!!**
**LOOKS AGAIN AT LAKERS GRAVI…..PASSES OUT AGAIN**
**LOOKS AT KEYBOARD AND MONITOR AND WONDERED HOW DID THIS WHITE STUFF GET ALL OVER IT…………..PRICELESS**
@man pls shut the h3ll up
DIMEZ don’t listen to him.
I did not think Rhi Rhi was a thumb sucker, two fingers yes but not a thumb
Dimez
Whats up with them gunz in your gravi they yours :pepsi:
Choco says:
Snatching MzD by her right boob pulling her way closer to me
@ace come here boo i love geeks and u know that see thats why i call u MY GEEK sum about them geeks and them numbers u be busting down so it is love
@CHA
Not if they real big like me and yours and of course I was pulling softly
:rofl; @ Choco
*yells across screen* I GOT A BUCKET OF WHIP CREAM, A BOX OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND A TRUCK LOAD OF MARACHINO CHERRIES! Who’s going 1st?
@DIMEZ
Most of the fellas requested direct azz shots with the ladies in red thong panties with each lady spreading the cheeks “just so.”
… But I mean, do your own thing. It’s YOUR Day.
@man….REALLY….I think i like that rule…
Dear Laker,
You are truly a blessing from GAWD!!! I want you to post as much as you like because looking at that gravi is making me feel sooooooooooo good inside and out!!!
@ Dimez….:pray: do NOT let Man mislead you
BTW.. my gravi is a pic of the last guy who was…initiated..
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*sharpens shank ……DIMEZZ, YOU PLAYING WITH MY MONEY RIGHT NOW…PLAYING WITH MY MONEY IS LIKE PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS….
*snatches baby oil and feather from Candi… CANDI…errr Ummmm We WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO WITH THESE
<–DOUBLE D'S NICCA!
shhhh Candi, just go with the flow, yo azz know Im married!
@dimmez well come here then i likie u
i gots love for u we got the same taste 
@peach im not going to go all out on this initiation still got a taste of u from friday
@man u and them dam azz shots that u will never get
@ace that is MY HUSSSBBBAAAND aint he just sooo dam ready to
man….REALLY….I think i like that rule…
y you call yourself dimez for real tho 
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Anyway
Choco says:
Whats up with them gunz in your gravi they yours
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Yup Yup
Laker please keep posting….
listening to man won’t get u any e-azz around these parts
(in my best Crodile Hunter voice)
Crikey. It seems that the hunt has already begun in here. The big cats are still circling the fresh young buck looking for their chance to go in for the kill…
@Mean
You soooo nasty.
dimezz says:
@man….REALLY….I think i like that rule…
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Don’t fall for it Dimezz, Man will get you caught up in his fukkery quick
LAKER….
LAKER…..
LAKER……………………..
@ace let me show u my booo give me a min
AND MEAN!!! where have you been!! you just get to leave home like that!! and pop back up for dinner like you aint been gone??!! REALLY? WHEREYOBEENNINJA
@DIMEZ
I’m just clowning dawg. These here are some true LADIES. You won’t ever get azz or tiddy shots from them.
You might as well log off now and never come back. It’s hopeless.
@laker
@ace that is MY HUSSSBBBAAAND aint he just sooo dam ready to
i gots love for u we got the same taste 
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Please tell me your meant to say MEAN and was just thinking about me….
<<<<<<<<<< @ace can u see my new gravi he is soo dam handsome and i know u likie
@Dimpz
Aww, thanks!
I always thought that was a female with a Man’s pic up!
OH WELL I GIVE UP ……. HIS, CANDI, CHOCO, LAKER, DIMPZ, AND PEACH FUZZY CAT …..LETS HAVE A FONDLING PARTY
Yup Yup
let me stop
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Dammmmnnnnn Son sexy mofo u…. hmmm you got tats also ahhhh you prolly
Lakercrazy says:
@peach im not going to go all out on this initiation still got a taste of u from friday
**hands you your pearl back** I almost swallowed it 
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Yum, yum baby!
@Ace see what happens when i think about a geek and numbers get all fuked up and yes that was for mean
@Cha
Chum On
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIMEZ
I’m just clowning dawg. These here are some true LADIES. You won’t ever get azz or tiddy shots from them.
You might as well log off now and never come back. It’s hopeless.
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Now Man… I wouldn’t say that I have some pics for him…..
Dimezz if you ever need some T&A shots let me know… here’s a little preview.
@Dimezz
Look- lets just cut the sh*t okay. We wanna see a close-up pic of you: Shirt- OFF; And another shot of your naked “nether” regions.
Because this is a family-oriented blog, the latter shot will have to be emailed. You say you have been lurking for a while, correct? So then, you are familiar with this procedure and the email addresses?
The judging committee consists of Choco (Ms. Ocasio if you’re nasty), Brown & occassionally, Candi.
When can we expect your photo submission?
@peach **faints and lands on peach right chichi**
*sits in the corner making texas toast and collecting coats for the needy this winter* this is too much for me to handle
ChaCha says:
We WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO WITH THESE <–DOUBLE D'S NICCA!
shhhh Candi, just go with the flow, yo azz know Im married!
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How u gonna ask me a question like that and end it with "yo azz know Im married!"…..for that the only answer I got for u is…I do with them everything your husband can't and what other nicca's wont…all that and help u keep ya money right…so put down the shank ma…Imma need both ya hands…lmao
Look- lets just cut the sh*t okay. We wanna see a close-up pic of you: Shirt- OFF; And another shot of your naked “nether” regions.
Because this is a family-oriented blog, the latter shot will have to be emailed. You say you have been lurking for a while, correct? So then, you are familiar with this procedure and the email addresses?
The judging committee consists of Choco (Ms. Ocasio if you’re nasty), Brown & occassionally, Candi.
but the MsOcasio is you’re nasty 
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All I read was the first sentence and was
@ StillASassyOne….get it to u tomorrow have no pic on work computer
@GG: Hey babe!!! I spoke to u in the “HOW TO RAISE A HELLYUN COURTESY OF JADA “SHE-MAN” SMITH, BRANDY “GET OUT THE WAY” NORWOOD, AND WHITNIP” post but you ain’t said nothing to me.
But I have been working a lot lately so thats why I haven’t been on!!!
@ DIMEZ
Don’tlisten to Man, nobody likes him so he doesn’t get T&A shotsa but if you’re special you’ll get em!
I do with them everything your husband can’t and what other nicca’s wont…all that and help u keep ya money right…so put down the shank ma…Imma need both ya hands…lmao
Pushing thru the crowd all in Cha’s face 
Bish gimme this one right here 
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HOLE UP, HOLE THE FUK UP
@DIMEZ
“Look- lets just cut the sh*t okay. We wanna see a close-up pic of you: Shirt- OFF; And another shot of your naked “nether” regions.
Because this is a family-oriented blog, the latter shot will have to be emailed. You say you have been lurking for a while, correct? So then, you are familiar with this procedure and the email addresses?
The judging committee consists of Choco (Ms. Ocasio if you’re nasty), Brown & occassionally, Candi.
When can we expect your photo submission?”
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You better go along with it…. they can get quite ruthless.
My pic was passed around like a roll call in a teacher’s classroom, but I was treated pretty good ever since!
@candi i stop mamas i don’t want to pervert u or anything **adjust monday halo for candi and plans charitable work**
MEAN!! I’m sorry baby!!!
Grabs mean’s azz “so I see you’re eating well”
(the fresh young buck takes one look a WUT’s Gravi and bolts for the trees)
Oh chit! Dimezz’s getting away! Take him down now! TAKE HIM DOWN NOW!
I need a cigarette after these multiple orgasmns I’m experiencing from Lakers gravi…………….but KEEP IT CUMMING!!!!
Sassy Thank You for thinkin of me!
Choco I saw my crackhead friend from school and her son’s first name is your son’s last name! LOL
thanks to whoever added me to that email list
dimezz u might wanna take that suggestion
@ DIMEZ
“Don’tlisten to Man, nobody likes him so he doesn’t get T&A shotsa but if you’re special you’ll get em!”
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DON’T GIVE NOTHING UP WITH OUT GETTING SOMETHING IN RETURN!
LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE!
@mean one last gravi change just for u
@Brown
I don’t wanna be mean but that chit sound crackheadish
its ok laker, do u bew *peeks*
What da hail did I miss on the email considering I’m on most folks list
Dimez y you call yourself that
GET HIM CHOCO!!! GET HIM !!!!! :fistpump:
*FAINTS …
IN MY BEST SMOKIE VOICE FROM FRIDAY
“I WAS JUST BULLLLLLLSHYTTIN YOU KNOW I LUV YOU DIMEZZZZZZZ…..
*burys the shank in the backyard AND THEN BENDS OVER FOR A SPANKIN!
@CHA CHA
Lovin that gravie pic! I love your taste.
@Dimezz
We will hold you to that.
Thank you.
- MGMT
now now CHOCO…. YOU KNOW IT AINT NO FUN IF THE HOMIES CANT HAVE NONE…. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME BETTER THAN THAT
YSoSerious says:
(the fresh young buck takes one look a WUT’s Gravi and bolts for the trees)
Oh chit! Dimezz’s getting away! Take him down now! TAKE HIM DOWN NOW!
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Don’t run Dimezz!!! Don’t run!!! It will only make it worst!!!
*Wut gives gravi a pogo stick*
She’s coming for you Dimezz!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHA CHA
Lovin that gravie pic! I love your taste.
THANK BRUH…… ONLY ONE BAD BISH CAN RECOGNIZE ANUTHA…YA FEEL ME!
IM STILL GETTING MY AWARDS ATTIRE TOGETHER…. CANDI I NEED YOU TO FREE UP SOME TIME TO CUSTOMIZE IT… I WILL PAY YOU IN BUD
YOU KNOW IT AINT NO FUN IF THE HOMIES CANT HAVE NONE…. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME BETTER THAN THAT
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Yeah I know you betta than that don’t be rolling your eyes at me
@cha cha i’m not up on the latest slang, is that bud as in budweiser (if so i only drink the good stuff, old English or colt 45) or reefer?
@Peach
I can if yall don’t scare him off of me 
he already think I’m gangsta
@Candi
Man get ya girl 
Yes guhl bud is
Sandra you are wrong for that zoomed pic of serena’s legs
@ CHA CHA
Ima have my three piece suit on to accept “the sexiest male” award. The “After Party” goin be off the chain! Women won’t even be allowed to wear clothes in that bytch!
<<<<THIS IS MY FAV OF MY HUSSBAND
Women won’t even be allowed to wear clothes in that bytch!
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men either!
*does a few sit ups*
*Sits next to Candi knitting hats, scarves and gloves* That Dimez is a lil scary!
AY ya;ll i’m 80s done with the Nomniess.shoul di kill th enext post with it?
(tries to trip WUT’s Gravi but doesn’t move out of the way fast enough)
Oh shy…mmmmmmmmmmmmph…(manages to push up WUT’s Gravi up enough to gulp for air) RUN DIMEZZ! SAVE YOURSELF!!
(collapses under the weight again)
Damn typing fast is not da bizness..
I’m 80% done with the nomination show….
this thread is about to be full…so should i wait til the next post?
The Man, I just don’t care™ Sandra Rose Awards After Party!
-free drinks
-free weed
-all women “clothing optional”
-all request dee jayin (“No Hands” will be played a min. of 10 times)
-free food (chicken and shrimp for yall niccas)
-NO CAMERAS ALLOWED!
ACE YES!
SANDRITA……I hate to say I told you so ….but I told you so… Rihanna’s hair was dark in the previous post with her Hoes….and I said she was probably wearing a wig but her hair was still red underneath…
@Ace
on SR 
Yes or this one is there a new post I mean chit is Monday we might as well… and 3p is in an hour if we don’t do nominees I will be trying to
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Sorry yall…that damn pic in Lakers gravi is making me do strange thangs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can’t wait for the SR AWARDS after party!
somebody tell em that i’m single for that night
@Ace
I’s ready.
@Man…..Who’s sponsoring this shindig?
Man gon be sittin alone is his smedium tight azz George Jefferson suit on wonderin why he didnt win
-NO CAMERAS ALLOWED!
but 
on Free Chicken and Shrimp 
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
The Man, I just don’t care™ Sandra Rose Awards After Party!
-free drinks
-free weed
-all women “clothing optional”
-all request dee jayin (“No Hands” will be played a min. of 10 times)
-free food (chicken and shrimp for yall niccas)
-NO CAMERAS ALLOWED!
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How bout cell phones..?
@mean bish change that dam gravi
U SEE HIM HE LOOKS SOO GOOD AND THAT IS JUST ONE OF MANY PICS OF MY HUUUSSSSBAND 
Man gon be sittin alone is his smedium tight azz George Jefferson suit on wonderin why he didnt win
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i’m gonna have a hidden camera in my butterfly pasty over my right bewb
He gon be walkin fast with the backs of the jacket flappin from the slits on the sides!
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Sorry yall…that damn pic in Lakers gravi is making me do strange thangs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No apologies necessary if you care to share detail
@BROWN
“Man gon be sittin alone is his smedium tight azz George Jefferson suit on wonderin why he didnt win”
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I know I got that award sewed up. I’d have you wet to be “Movin on Up” wit a nigga and chit. (still humble tho)
I’m already tryin to see who goin go back to the ‘telly wit me for the “After After Party!”
Have I told you lately that I love you?
He gon be walkin fast with the backs of the jacket flappin from the slits on the sides!
Please stop even tho I love reminisciing bish you is killing me 
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@Laker: Ashanti was a lucky bish. It don’t make no sense for him to be that fione!!! I’m gonna ask Santa to wrap him up and put him underneath my Christmas tree. I can buy some milk and I have enough cookies for him to eat
@ACE
“The Man, I just don’t care™ Sandra Rose Awards After Party!
-free drinks
-free weed
-all women “clothing optional”
-all request dee jayin (“No Hands” will be played a min. of 10 times)
-free food (chicken and shrimp for yall niccas)
-NO CAMERAS ALLOWED!
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How bout cell phones..?”
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Nope. No Cell phones. If the person aint at this party it’s probably someone you shouldn’t be talkin to anyway.
**everyone’s not invited**
@brown
and double 
I’m already tryin to see who goin go back to the ‘telly wit me for the “After After Party!”
*hands Candi a brick* *In my Dwana voice* I done told you!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Man gon be sittin alone is his smedium tight azz George Jefferson suit on wonderin why he didnt win”
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I know I got that award sewed up. I’d have you wet to be “Movin on Up” wit a nigga and chit. (still humble tho)
I’m already tryin to see who goin go back to the ‘telly wit me for the “After After Party!”
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mean will go with u
@mean NOOOOOOOOOO I ALREADY ASK SANTA TO BRING HIM TO ME NAKID WITH A BOW WRAPD AROUND HIS PEEN
IMA DIP HIM IN PENUT BUTTER AND LICK IT ALL OFF 
@Ace I have my riot gear on over my backless evening dress ready for the show to start.
**Grabs tutu and pink hair-bo for this ceremony**
@Dimpz
Hannah Kang & Grand Hustle are sponsoring it…
good lookin out dimpz
its ok, i have a few proposals to sift thru anyway since he wants to act a fool
Cute pic Rihanna and I follow her on twitter and she is funny
“I know I got that award sewed up. I’d have you wet to be “Movin on Up” wit a nigga and chit. (still humble tho)”
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Wet from vomit?????
Why in the Zoobily Zoo Sam hell does Serena have that “Chinese ballerina slipper” on?! With those legs looking like she been stomping grapes in the middle east for?!
Where are her friends?!
@CANDI
“I’m already tryin to see who goin go back to the ‘telly wit me for the “After After Party!”
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mean will go with u
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@ Mean
Speakin of “too much”
I never got my pic
@ SASO Lawd, it’s gone be a HOTGHETTOMESS!
Anytime Candi, anytime.
phrozen! i hope u have ur quadruple brested suit from the steve harvey collection for the awards!
@Brown: Oh so u want a pic huh!?!
@ BROWN
““I know I got that award sewed up. I’d have you wet to be “Movin on Up” wit a nigga and chit. (still humble tho)”
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Wet from vomit?????
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Nope. You can’t convince me you ain’t fantasized about me ONE time. At least ONCE you imagined yourself giving that thang to me. Go on and tell the truth and shame the Devil.
It’s ok. Perfectly normal. In fact, I would be more concerned if you hadn’t fantasized about me at least once.
I love you to YSO!
@ Choco
I’m just here to make folks happy!
@BROWN
Stop killing me. I need to be alive to accept my (many) SR Awards later.
I’m gonna wear a one button, mid hip blazer, bedazzled hott pants and 5″ silver boots
@Candi
to ANY article of clothing that Steve Harvey makes,wears or likes!
Phro my e-bro!
@CANDI
”
“its ok, i have a few proposals to sift thru anyway since he wants to act a fool
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@Laker: HMPH…well….hmm…..I guess I can let u unwrap him this year. U better be glad u my sister and not my cousin because u woulda just been mad at me! LOL
@Yso
waddap my e-sis?! How’s your Monday??
Zoobily Zoo
I like this word
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Nope. You can’t convince me you ain’t fantasized about me ONE time. At least ONCE you imagined yourself giving that thang to me. Go on and tell the truth and shame the Devil.
It’s ok. Perfectly normal. In fact, I would be more concerned if you hadn’t fantasized about me at least once
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Oh I fantasized about givin that 9 inchthang to you alright!
9 inches in that smart azz mouth you got and 12 in that azz!
I NEED A DATE!
it better be someplace fancy too manuel
*gets my outfit for the awards ready* i’m going to be wearing nothing but a smile
On the phone with LIL Kim: …girl I know..these young folks don’t pay us enough hommage to us old school Sandra Rose posters…
(sips on Wild Irish Rose Wild Grape) I’m still waiting on my shrine to be built…and why can’t every new poster say my name every time they post…SO DISRESPECTFUL
(throws dress borrowed from Diddy’s mamma on bed)
girl I’m get dressed now..going to these damn awards….why?..I gotts to eat girl…so do you..so don’t worry I got my foil in my purse. I’ll try and snatch you a swagg bag too.
MzDimplez1123 says:
I’m gonna wear a one button, mid hip blazer, bedazzled hott pants and 5? silver boots
@ bedazzled hott pants!!!! I’m done…. 
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@mean i wuv u
<<<with nelly in the middle me in front
@Phro
Freezing cold. But good other wise. How bout you?
@MEAN
Post 285 was for you but Brown forgot to put ur name.
@mz dimpz me too
@ Mean…..I gotta be seen!
@GENIA
<<<<<<<<<< post 288
@ Laker…We could go together! *unless you taking Mean and Nelly*
no sir that was you MAN I JUST DON’T CARE!
I’m taking Candi, Kingston, Sassy and Brown as my dates to the awards. (goin need each one of them to carry one of my trophies)
BROWNSUGAPOET says:_____________________________________________________
well DAY-YUM!!!! your mouth is foul!!!!! even with your biracial accent
Oh I fantasized about givin that 9 inchthang to you alright!
9 inches in that smart azz mouth you got and 12 in that azz!
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@MsD love the outfit! work it, turk it
*AHEM*
Mean is taking ME. I already got his corsage and everything.
MzDimplez1123 says:
I NEED A DATE!
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Care to Come with me?
LOL @Choco
@Yso It’s brick here as well….I def. came to the office with a skully,a hoodie (Express) and a leather with a hood on it too…Eff this crap…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I’m taking Candi, Kingston, Sassy and Brown as my dates to the awards. (goin need each one of them to carry one of my trophies)
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in the interest of ur testicles would u like to rephrase that?
GAWT DAMMIT GG
I aint got no dam biracial accent! You are they one who sound all valley girl and shyt!
i’m going to the awards with Cha Cha anyway *flips hair*
Thanks Suga!
@ Yso………..I stand corrected and apologize for implying otherwise.
Candi don’t worry, he’ll have to tranquilize me to get me to go with him and that aint happenin!
Dimpz: I understand girl. But try not to put too many rhinestones on it cuz we don’t need a glare on camera.
Oh, I forgot to mention GENIA in my last post. Won’t happen again.
*Jumps with joy* I GOTTA DATE! Sure Ace!
Does this mean I can’t be nominated cause ppl gone think i’m persuading you to fix votes? *Rubs ChiChi’s against Ace’s arm seductively*
i think i’m going to wear my invisible crotchless undies for the awards after party
Candi I’m gon pull out my Frank Lucas mink/rabbit floor length coat and hat!
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
GAWT DAMMIT GG
I aint got no dam biracial accent! You are they one who sound all valley girl and shyt!
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Yes you do BECKY
Hey everyone go back and read any of Brown’s post in your whitest accent and you have Brown!!!! (i’m not saying it ain’t cute…but can we at least get a hint of soul)…
I guess I’m goin alone
@ Mean…I gotta have enough bedazzle to cover my ass!
ma’am those who had had the pleasure of hearin my voice would beg to differ with you!
Ha! Love my confidence I’m showing up alone and leaving with someone’s else date
Sike Ace save an arm for me playa just in case Al wanna cut up
@Candi
Invisible crotchless though LMFAO??? I’m wearing my boxer briefs without the boxer or brief part so I can sit right next to you… 
@brown that is so classy!
ur right it might be cold. i think i have a one piece chinchilla body suit that i could wear. i’m going to be changing 283 times during the awards ceremony.
WELL IM GOING WITH ME MY SELF AND I…… MUMBLES ***SINCE DIMPZ GOT A DAM DATE**
@Choco #AGREED!
*pats seat next to me* plenty of room. phrozen ur gonna look so debonair!
@ Laker……………I thought you was goin with me and Ace! He got 2 arms! *scrolls up to double check Ace’s gravi*
*****pulls up in my fully charged Barbie Jammin’ Jeep Wrangler*****
What’s going on in here???
Oh ya’ll fancy hun?!
I guess I’m goin alone
come with Ace, Al and I
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BROWNSUGAPOET says:
I guess I’m goin alone
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I’ll take you Luscious…warming up the beetle bug now.
only if you promise to do the commentary in your white voice, so I can feel like I’ve attended a legitimate awards ceremony
*****pulls up in my fully charged Barbie Jammin’ Jeep Wrangler*****
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My favorite car of all time
GOING TO LUNCH DON’T START SH!T WITHOUT ME SOMEBODY EMAIL ME WHAT POST WE GON BE AT
Candi I’m gon pull up right to the front in my 82 canary yellow Cadillac Eldorado with the black rag top and step out with my cane!
@Candi changing 283 times
iCANNOT with you today!
See if your azz gets another phone call
that was funny though
PHROZEN
hey suga
candibfly says:
*pats seat next to me* plenty of room. phrozen ur gonna look so debonair!
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Indeed!
@dimpz im taking my hussband calling him right now so he can tell ashanti to call tomorow cuz he gots to go with his wifie to awards
@mean u can come with me and my husssband
@MissHarlem what it do mama??
phrozen u know i have an image to maintain! *flips hair*
Harlem! *come sit next to me so we can plan what we wearing to the awards show*
As long as you’re happy ma! @ Laker
*Wants to know how many damned dates does Ace have?*
*Goes to find clear body paint to wear to after party
Should I get the “Flo-Rida Line Up”….
@dimpz clear body paint
that’s so couture!
Why Thank YOu Candi! LOL
What will my dates wear…
1. in red
2. in white
3. and 4. will wear black and have the “girls” all the way out.
This shyt right here is sounding more like the Pimp awards. LOL I’m trying to be all classy. Since ya’ll acting like that I’m be ready **as I reach into my breast and pull out a pint of E&J and a folding cup**
What’s the Florida line up?
*sits next to CANDI and PHROZEN*
Hmmm I say we be classy and just have the nips out at the awards
PHROZEN they wukin yuh like a slave eh
Afternoon Folks
wats goin on in dis thang
Bsuga
I’ll pull out my Champipple
CFREE
<—– my hello kitty pjs
somebody done messed around and gae me some rum cake and you can clearly taste the rum!
It’s on now!
Oh well Im brining back Prince with the azzless embroidered sequined bejeweled bedazzled pants
@ Brown…I had a piece like that last year at our company potluck. That damned cake was wet on the bottom with rum. I was sitting at my desk buzzed like hell.
@Brown now that’s what I’m talking about! Can I have a taste of that Champipple? I’ll share my E&J
Just called Justin Bieber and he said that he would be my date to the Awards and may even perform depending if yall don’t like this is sponsored by BET Hip Hop Awards…..I told him that he prolly wont be performing then
Anyone want any muskatel
Serena look like she got a case of the stank leg
Gets online to find a dress for the awards…something festive…thinking something made out of tinsel and mistletoe…
*stanky leg *
Bsuga
Yes you can, I even got the plastic cups
*opens right side of coat to reveal platic cups right above the small platic plates*
i’m gonna wear my ‘free ja rule’ baby tee and parasuco jeans as one of my outfit changes!
@Brown and MzD I made some Amaretto Ice Cream and I accidently poured too much Amaretto in it. It was still good though. Best compliments I ever got on a potluck dish.
I gotta a mtg at 3p boooooooooo!
yvonne that’s a good idea. have an ornament hanging from each boob
SANDRA ROSE COMMENTORS AWARD CEREMONY PERFORMERS!
-T.I.
NICA
-M
-RHIANNA
-BEYONCE
-JAY Z-CIARA
-KERI HILSON
-KANYE WEST
-NICKI MINAJ
-KIM K.! (with her new song!)
First re: Rhianna – it is never cute for a grown ass woman to be sucking her thumb – spitty nasty mess… yuck – we see she likes sleeping with phallus shaped objects in her mouth – she makes Bajans look bad – strupppsss teeth and walks away vex
re: Serena – dayumn what she wasn’t washing that foot – why did it develop so many infections – gives some credence to those stanky puzzy rumors – but I digress – the least she could have done is lotion the good leg… **** looks like she wearing gray socks… ha ha ha
AUNTIE THINK SHE SLICK!!!
I said Nominees going in next new post..guess what she puts up…
A new post about 59458-019…
so we can flood his post…
#ISEEWHATYOUTRYINTODO
@Brown
And you know I was waiting to see if anyone knew of it
@Man: T.I. can’t perform but Tiny and the WTF girls will be performing in his honor tho.
This rum cake is good and srtong so I might mess around and tell somebody off today!
@Choco you trying to put hair on me and Brown chest.
We’re Ladies!
Will Kim Z be performin her song *in tone deaf voice*
Woh Woh Woh Woh Woh
The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thing
@MEAN
“T.I. can’t perform but Tiny and the WTF girls will be performing in his honor tho.”
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Yeah, he just goin do his usual “Forgive-Me-Again-Im-Really-Goin-Change-This-Time” speech from jail.
@BSuga
Chit yall i gotta mtg be back in 30
I know boo but for real it won’t put hair on your chest it will put hair on your COOCH
An ornament on each boob? I think I like that
..then again, that sounds really painful
@BROWN
“This rum cake is good and srtong so I might mess around and tell somebody off today!”
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…or send out azz shots to people you swore you would never send any pics to!
**slides more cake to Brown**
LOL @Candi
@MissHarlem yeah babes the story of my life…
Yeah, he just goin do his usual “Forgive-Me-Again-Im-Really-Goin-Change-This-Time” speech from jail.
@ Man….We having satellite?!
candibfly says:
i’m going to the awards with Cha Cha anyway *flips hair*
AWWWWWWWW ****…….. PHRO… YOU CAN RIDE WITH US ONLY IF YOU STAND UP OUT THE SUNROOF of MY CANDI PAINTED BLACK AND FLOURESCENT GREEN SS CHEVY IMPALA ON THEM THANGS WAVING AT BISHES
THEY GON BE HATIN BECAUSE WE DRIVING DOWN THE RED CARPET…CANT LET MY GIRL CANDIBFLY 1950 INCH STILETTOES WITH THE FISH TANKS BREAK…THE FLUCK WE LOOK LIKE … WALKING 
CANDI YOU GOTTA RIDE ON THE HOOD PARADE STYLE BECAUSE THICKNESS IS SHOTGUN
Yall know this a nigga award show so there goin be several fights and beefs and chit settled.
**looks at Choco
**
Man/he who will never het an azz shot,
if I wanted you to have one you would have gotten it by now!
@BROWN
“Man/he who will never het an azz shot,
if I wanted you to have one you would have gotten it by now!”
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I see…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yall know this a nigga award show so there goin be several fights and beefs and chit settled.
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*Remebers to carry blade under tongue and tape extras to my collars and make sure my cane is loaded with .22 bullets
When these fukkin awards starting? Ya’ll know I have to roll out of captivity at 4!!!
After reading Brown’s last post…..*sticks icepicks through hair like chopsticks*
Since Mean is taking The Biebs, I’ll be going solo. Hmph.
(cues “What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas” while eating a chunk of BROWN’s Rummy Rum Cake)
@Dimpz
Baby you don’t gotta worry…
if nicca’s act up…i already got YsO…on demolition..and we blowin this place up…
*snuggles up to Ace* My hero!
@SASSY
You are one of my four dates. We are arriving via helicopter. You will wear a tight short black v-cut mini skirt that shows off the ta-tas.
No panties.
@Ace
You know it.
(plans a quick trip to restock the SR Cleaning Kit)
I wanna release the Nominees but i don’t want to feed into Auntie stanism and put it in a 59458-019 post.
think i might hold on until tomorrow…so we got more time to party…
Yso
I just went back for a 2nd piece! LOL
Ace
I just got what the numbers were for! You will burn
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yall know this a nigga award show so there goin be several fights and beefs and chit settled.
Oh Im going to be dressed in my bedazzled lurker/hater proof Under Armour the Winter Collection made by Eddie Long
@ACE
Would it be too hard to send out the nominees via email ahead of time? That way people can be working on their votes in the mean time.
Not tryin to work you to death but I think a lot of people goin be out next week.
GOOD IDEA ACE…….YOU GOT MAIL
I SO love you Cha Cha. LOL
@Brown: Greedy ass!!!!
@Dimpz: U kno we aint got money for satellites. He mailed a letter to Ace that Tiny will try and read during the awards. She also said that we can’t have any pig products during the awards to snack on…. #HMPH
Is gonna be in Rooty Toot That Booty Red or Who’s Yo Spritual Daddy White?
@ChaCha we in there!!!!
ChaCha says:
….Oh Im going to be dressed in my bedazzled lurker/hater proof Under Armour the Winter Collection made by Eddie Long
December 13, 2010 at 3:19 pm
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@Ace what time? *making sure Massa is not watching or listening*
@Mean….I guess the Source awards would be an upgrade from this then huh? LOL
OK IM BACK WHAT HAPPEN WHAT POST WE GOING TO??
Whyvonne, it was just sittin there waitin for me to eat it, askin me, “B PLEASE COME EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Dimpz:
The Source Awards will look professional compared to ours and thats why the Bieb’s said he will not perform. But the Twerk Team has a dance number that will last 23.3 minutes.
Howdy y’all
Hey H-Town
@Ace
There’s a new KeyCo post we can hijack.
@ Mean
You know it’s bad when Antoine Dodson declines!
@Man
Am I high-paid escort or am I really your date?
Serena,NO MA’AM!!!! No words for Rhianna.
It aint ghetto unless somebody’s car breaks down in fron of the doors! I may go all out and rent me a Cavalier instead of drivin the Eldorado
i have returned.. ya’ll tom’bout?
LOL@ #6
LETS GO TO THE KEISHA POST PLEASE AND THANK YOU
@Brown: LOG OFF UR DAMN COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!
at ur Antoine Dodson and rented Cavalier comments……I can’t take ur azz no where. U stay ackin up!!!!!
@SASSSY
“Am I high-paid escort or am I really your date?”
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“Escort?” ¿¿¿
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Do you think that I would really need to have an escort? You are one of my dates. I have four. We will be arriving fashionably late via helicopter so make sure your weave and chit is glued down strong or whatever.
omg Means dog is back!!
@MAn
what votes..ya’ll niccas just voted…
nominess are the top 3-5 in each categories
and winner of the award is most voted…
Why Hello Yso
Im in a great mood today….can you tell
I see yall went in on this 1………….
MzDimplez1123 says:
*Sits next to Candi knitting hats, scarves and gloves* That Dimez is a lil scary!
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Really…dont be skerd…what i do….and @ StillASassyOne….I got u ma.
Even though I am not part of the awards I decided to crash and I am coming as Wales’ arm piece. Since Man already has four dates.
**looks at Choco **
What I do 
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Why is Serenas foot covered in clown paint
I dont get these new trends 