Did Amber Rose hit the Jackpot with Amar’e Stoudemire?
Those of you who have been charting Amber Rose’s successful rise from stripper to industry slore probably already know that she’s found another mark. Rumor has it that Kanye’s ex-beard and the NY Knicks star Amar’e Stoudemire are an item.
Amber attended the LeBron James ‘One of a Kind Night’ event at 1OAK on Thursday, Dec. 16, and then she copped a coveted court side seat at the Miami Heat vs NY Knicks game the next day.
Only time will tell if Amar’e is really as clueless as he looks, or if they just happened to be taking pictures together at the party. Maybe Amar’e doesn’t read the blogs?
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Who cares? Do you Amber……
How old is Amar, he looks too old to be playing ball.
I seriously doubt if any of these athletes/artist take Amber for more than a jumpoff/ cuddy buddy. No man in the industry would seriously cuff this chick after she has been linked/seen with nearly every popular celebrity.
Amar’e is supposed to be engaged, hopefully they’re not an actual item. I love me some Amar’e…I’ve been in love with him since the 7th grade lol
First of all: Yvonne79, NO one care.. No one. Not me not you not anyone cares about what Amber Rose does. It seems to b e that she is walking in the foot steps of Kim Kardatian (a no body becoming somebody because of who she bearded.
Second of all: This bald headed stuff is played out. GEt some hair Amber….
Nope! just another sloupie move…..
Rich and ashy = horrible combo
It dont take much to court an NBA game.. I treat myself to about 6 an NBA season…
gropuies/sloupies/moupies boi i tell ya
Hmmm this close-up shot of Amar’e only magnifies to me how unattractive he is…
but he has money so it really doesn’t matter…
@Focusonme
she definitely needs some hair. I’m tired of her walking around looking like a Who from the Dr.Seuss books.
Wow poor Amar’e, He’s not the most attractive thing, I guess his money will buy his wife, at least he has that.
Isn’t he engaged? Maybe they were just at the same after party
he looks too old to be playing ball.
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He was born old looking….Greg Oden was too (play for Portland I think…)
They got the Benjamin Buttons gene…
walking around looking like a Who from the Dr.Seuss books
or maybe he just wants to smash a few times thats worth a few free courtside seats
Speaking of giving: Amber gave up what she normally does to get a photo taken!
BUY NEYO’S CD I know I’m late LOL
She just tryin to reset her clock and people will buy into it. I been over it the very first two seconds she was Kanye’s arm
On Amber Rose looking like a Who.
I think Sandra only posts about Amber because they have the same last name and it makes it easier to pretend they are already married.
And Amare is very unfortunate looking. If he can empty that jackpot into my bank account and then put it over his head…I still wouldn’t go for him.
Amber say ya’ll Ninja betta recongize the “Gangstress of Love” when you see it.
I swear, with it being common knowledge that this chick is a lesbian and only into women, it makes me question all of the guys who are trying to get at her. Is being seen with a “hot” woman taking attention away from something else?
What else could it be that these dudes go after the SAME 10 women that EVERYONE knows ONLY wants their money? I can’t call it.
Somebody help me.
On another note, I was one of the guys who thought Amber was hot, but the more I look at her, she wasn’t really hot, she was DIFFERENT with the hair and that made her stand out, but when I think about her with hair, she’s average as hell.
@AMARE
Chit gettin better and better for you dawg! Amber is a upgrade from your ugly azz fiance.
You know he wouldn’t look so bad if he would get a nose job to tone down that nose and get a chemical peel to get his skin all one shade, he would be passible after doing so…..maybe
dang Amber does not sleep on her paper
@ Renee
Yes he is engaged and his Fiancé has allegedly spoken out on this Amber Rose situation.
I guess since 2010 was the year of the jumpoff
2011 is going to be turning a hoe into a housewife.
@Carrington, I think the one thing Amber and those other 10 women being passed around is the promise of how you want it with no commitment. They are looking for the right now and Amber provides that and then some.
@Carrington
I think those dudes would be better off going the route that Ryan Gosling went in that movie “Lars and the Real Girl”.
A blow-up doll would give them everything Amber has to offer for a fraction of the price.
2011 is going to be turning a hoe into a housewife.
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Eddie Winslow dumb azz already tried that back in late 2009 with Supahead…smdh…
@ Milan Millian says:
You know he wouldn’t look so bad if he would get a nose job to tone down that nose and get a chemical peel to get his skin all one shade, he would be passible after doing so…..maybe
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Is that what a chemical peel will do, even the skin tone?
I hear you @ Bsuga, but then the question becomes, “Can’t they get a different chick each nite, no strings attached?” Forreal.
YSO,
But I mean, if you’re just going to get a chick, get one that MIGHT date you if you weren’t rich. Why get with someone you KNOW only wants your money?
Amber: Me like it long time
Amar’e: What can I get for $1000?
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@ Carrington, need I say more? Services rendered get out!
@Carrington
My take is they don’t really want Amber to be a real girlfriend. They want something pretty on their arm. Which is why I suggested the blow-up doll as a cheaper alternative.
It might even be better company than Amber’s blah bland azz.
I read on another site that he was looking for her. Tweeting who is Amber Rose? I heard she’s beautiful and etc. If he does have a fiance she should have a major problem with that. I like Amber tho! I love her style.
You’re right. Let’s hope that ending set an example for future sugar daddies.
What is wrong with Amare’s nose?? All those dark spots on the top
Read these comments and yall not right…LMAOOO.. I said he was old looking…The lad not TOO bad on the eyes. Dayum he not a Sam Cassell…who was the oogliest man to even dribble a ball professionally….but Amare nose got broken 2 maybe 3 seasons ago if I remember correctly…sure another fellow basketball head will tell me. Maybe he will get it fixed once he retires. No need to now…might get broken again. Then he might wear a mask like my baby Rip Hamilton does.
@KWALL
“2011 is going to be turning a hoe into a housewife.
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Eddie Winslow dumb azz already tried that back in late 2009 with Supahead…smdh…”
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Say what yall want, but Supahead is fine.
I’m just not that invested in either one of them to give a good got dayum.
At this point the both got more money than me…..get in where u fit in.
It could be just a picture *shurgs*
DEAD @ unfortunate looking
@KWALL
Yeah, Amare been elbowed and chit in the face a few times. Not sure if he broke his nose but I know his eye been poked real bad to the point he almost had to retire. Also blew out his knee a few times.
He has to wear goggles/glasses to play now. He wore the face mask briefly.
@Carrington
These ballers do date a lot of women. It just that most of them are unknown so we won’t hear about any of them. Amber has become a “celeb” so if she’s in a club next to a baller then the media is going to make a big deal about that.
As far as Amber. Kanye is the only man I know who has been in a relationship with her. I don’t think Amare is dating her. If he only wants to hit it a few times and move on, then I really don’t think he cares if she’s only interested in him because he’s rich.
Amere = Squidward…. I’m just saying…he’s not attractive…and in other news
Anybody remember the red carpet pic of Amaries peen print
@ bnatural
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your gravi!!! That’s exactly what happened and exactly what’s going on right now.
“Only time will tell if Amar’e is really as clueless as he looks”
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@OHONEY
at that gravie!
is that you?
@Ohoney… I just adore ur random drop ins! How are u bew?
Hey Fam, Milan why does he need a nose job? What’s wrong with his nose
@Brown, Hey bewski
LOL “dropping” in is exactly what I do. I’ve gotten a lil brave too. (whispers) They gon get me
Yes @Man….it is I….the pic is a lil old though
@MILAN
” he wouldn’t look so bad if he would get a nose job to tone down that nose and get a chemical peel ”
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Who else has heard these words before??
**cues Michael Jackson**
Man, uh uh before u even…
@OHONEY
“Yes @Man….it is I….the pic is a lil old though”
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That azz lookin RIGHT! I commend and admire you. Look like you built for a good pounding.
Heeyyyyyy His
Did Amber Rose hit the Jackpot with Amar’e Stoudemire?
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Judging by the nude picture…Not hardly!
why is it so quiet today? hmm…
Second of all: This bald headed stuff is played out. GEt some hair Amber….
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I’ve been saying this for awhile now but the resposnse is that it “makes her standout” or “she is boring without hair”. I saw her with hair and she was better looking to me. One thing it proves is that men don’t care about hair if you have the “right” look.
@HIS
I’m just sayin. I wonder if…”some people/person”… believes everyone needs the ol “nose job/chemical peel” value special.
Hello everyone
On topic:
@His
I was wondering the same thing. Holiday week maybe?
Milan have you had a nose job
Oh my
@AL
“Did Amber Rose hit the Jackpot with Amar’e Stoudemire?
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Judging by the nude picture…Not hardly!”
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Amber likes women so his nude pics mean nothing to her. BUT, Amar’e just signed a $120 million dollar guaranteed contract (on top of the nearly $100 million he’s already earned). That makes her wetter than any woman ever could.
@Brown and @Man
Don’t do it!
What else could it be that these dudes go after the SAME 10 women that EVERYONE knows ONLY wants their money? I can’t call it.
@ Carrington,
So they can complain about how “all women are golddiggers”. Just like women who purposely go with no good men can complain “all men are dogs”. Some people are born whiners and do things to keep it going.
Hey Brown….how are you ma’am?
@Man,
please *scrolls back on up* uh, 
Good Afternoon Peeps
Amar’e is not a bad lookn guy to me, i mean he looks like he’s been elbowed one time too many in that nose , other than that he’s a average lookn nig
And Amber is lookn like her usual thirsty-ness
im
and bored
I know its quiet today but dont start
@His, I thought for sure everyone would be talking so that the time can fly by this week.
Has everyone had their chemical peel today? It’s getting late in the afternoon.
“Chemical peel a day keeps the brown paper bags away.”
Aww hell, before this gets out of hand, I was just askin becase usually people that have had plastic surgery suggest other people get it
@Brown,
I hate chu
Hello Harlem!
Laker and Cfree :hugs
HISSS hey babe!!
um,
@Harlem, how was ur weekend?
Htown I hadn’t even done anything!
Honey I’m good
how are you, oh wait I see exactly how you are! LOL
His I can’t say nothin without people thinkin I’m bein mean! I told YSO I was gon stop askin questions!!!!
@His & MissH
Just wanted to let you know I put your tossed aside ROSIE on Ebay and got a cool $2.73 for it. I can stop by the dollar store and get y’all something to share if you like.
@his **comes close to u but don’t want to get u sick** how about an **ese wats up tilts head back** Que onday mija?
@iciaantica
LOL you are so funny. I guess its appropriate for the time of year. Mabe she is lonly. Maybe since the Kenye split her heart is simply two sizes too small. Here is the song for her ” Ba Who Dor A, Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day”
His!!
im bored as h3ll. This 4 day week need to go on and roll by quick fast in a hurry
Laker, u not feelin well hon?
How was everyone’s weekend? any fun/interesting stories?
@Brown
You get the benefit of the doubt, but @Man always starts sh!t on the sly.
I see I’ll have to excuse myself…..another burst of laughter will surely cause them to look my way.
Bye peeps
@BROWN
And this time it wasn’t me. I know your curious nature comes from a pure and innocent place.
@OHONEY
“I see I’ll have to excuse myself…..another burst of laughter will surely cause them to look my way.
Bye peeps”
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Don’t you hate it when they be all over you expectin you to work and chit?
Holla at us later.
**big ol grip of the azz on your way out**
“I know your curious nature comes from a pure and innocent place.”-YSO
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**CODE WORDS!**
Now, you respond back Brown…
thank you H Town!
YSO I’m glad you understand me!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“Chemical peel a day keeps the brown paper bags away.”
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Oh, my, this is too funny!!!
Can some one help me understand something. Is he a basket ball player or a boxer? I see the balsket ball baloons but his nose says ” IM A BOXER” all day.
@Laker
aww u sick? po thang *rubs u with vicks vapor rub* lol
@Yso…I hate chu too
@Brown.. oh, so u too are misunderstood? lol
@Cfree, Im bored too!! *cries* its so dead on the online today..
Straight REPLAY all Day
His
surely I haven’t caused that much shyt on here to now when I ask a question folks is side eyein me thinkin I’m tryna be funny!
Feel better Lakes bew get some rest so that you can enjoy your holidays…
I’m falling in love again – I love this feeling
for me 
@CHOCO
wut up?
Choco I wore that song out when I first go the cd! The cd player in my truck was hot!
YSO is that a topless
or a regular fully clothed church 
@Brown
I luv it – I always buy my music late cuz they play to much on the radio when it’s first coming out
Guhl y am I late but acting like Im brand new with it
@Brown
I have something I want you to read and give your honest opinion on it.
Chocodrop
hey heffa!!
Ok, some of us goin be at work all day and chit so let’s get a topic goin in here.
How was the weekend Ma?
Man what topic interest you oh lemme guess- Well give us a speech for all the awards you won on Friday
@choco i will i need to make this time up after that im chunking up the deuces
What u are in love hold up wait a min hit me on the eamil and let me know
@man hey wats up
htown email it to me, same name at gmail
@BROWN
It was a fully clothed church hug until your hands started getting curious like your pure and innocent mind.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Amber likes women so his nude pics mean nothing to her. BUT, Amar’e just signed a $120 million dollar guaranteed contract (on top of the nearly $100 million he’s already earned). That makes her wetter than any woman ever could.
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Maybe she is in it for love, not money.
@ His
I was just checkin cuz I was gon say I didnt want anyone rubbin their bewbs up against mine! I’m not that type of girl!
@Choco
Ain’t it boring enough as it is?
YSO that caress was EXTREMELY innocent!
Aiite at Lakes
@yso
ur making my day a lil bit better 
oh really @Brown?
@Choc, my weekend was a
filled haze filled with fornication….good times.. 
(the child was at Grammies crib..)
@CHOCO
“Well give us a speech for all the awards you won on Friday”
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Can someone tell me what all awards I won? I only read a poriton of the 13216465498451648 comments. I stopped reading after I was ROBBED of the Sexiest Male.
I actually gave Ace a prepared speech in case I won “Narcissist” of the year.
Wasn’t she just dating Fabolous last week? BTW, industry whores don’t hang in the faces of the men they screw – they do it on the sneak. She likely slept with some other rich and successful ball player that night that was at the party with Amare’.
At what age do these people stop partying all the time?
@Brown
Just sent it over
@man “in case” the award was made for u
@BROWN
Oh, I felt how innocent it was, believe me.
@Laker
Glad to be a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
@His
Your weekend sound like mine – gotta bish on Krush Groove again
Man you wont Poster of the Year Award, Narcisssist Award with Sandra and one other I can’t remember
HIS it was good had a busy filled weekend
*looks for Krush Groove on vhs*
thats my chit
Hey peeps. I took my mid afternoon nap and I feel so much better!
Wut up Gyps
Krush Grooving body moving!!!
Waddup Choco!! I know that yall have to bored at work during the holiday week. Glad I’m at home but I’m a lil bored myself.
*doing the robot*
YESSSS @Gyp
and when New Edition performs Secret…
Do you think VH1 will take my suggestions to change the title of the show BASKETBALL WIVES? I’m thinking Basketball Jump-offs, Bullies, Hoes and The Wife
here’s the theme song (Thank you to Gilligans island for the back beat)
just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale you may not make it through
That started from this tragic girl
they call shaunie oneal.
Her mate was a mighty balling man,
whose new stripper is named HOOPS.
Five children didn’t make him stay
So Shaunie was forced to move..Poor Shaunie had to move.
The weather started getting rough,
her bank account was tossed,
If not for her courage and her stupid crew
Shaq’s money would be lost, then it’s back to jack in the box.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
The show said it was b-ball wives, but included a few unknown
With Gloria -ah
The Dancer too,
It’s Jennifer the only wife,
There’s Evelyn
The Susie and a Tammy Ann
Here on jump-off Isle.
So this is the tale of the cast these days,
they may be relevant for awhile,
They’ll have to make the best of things,
It’s an uphill climb.
The Evelyn and her mean girl crew
Will do their very best,
To make the others uncomfortable,
In this superficial nest.
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
If Royce don’t find a man real soon
these things will cease to be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You’re sure to get a smile,
From seven retarded throw a-ways
Here on “jump-off Isle.”
im soo bored and ready to go home
WTF did they find carcinogenic toxins in water across 35 cities over the US – Bethesda and Washington included having more than 3 three time the limit of CALIFORNIA goal
I used to work for the baby co Erin Brokovich sued and we worked in Bethesday how effn ironic
That used to be my jam…did you get it yet,did you get it yet, did you get it,get it,get it,get it yet…
Gyp
Today not so bad cuz it’s going by pretty fast but by Thursday I will prolly be spittin nails SMDH tryin to figure out how much time I’m putting in on that day
@gg u fancy huh??
YSO those other caresses were innocent too and any future caresses/fondles are PURELY 1 HUNNED POCENT INNOCENT!
that dayum Gouch does too much!
lakercrazy says:
im soo bored and ready to go home
ME 2 Lakes, its not fair
@GGOUCH
Is it possible that Tammy (formerly of “Real World”) actually got MORE HOOD after she fugged her way into money?
More money less class. SMH.
@Choco
When I stayed in Cali we were about four or five blocks from the water treatment plant and you almost had to chew the water.
You get the “FLOECIST of the YEAR” award for that one GGOUCH!!!
You hit the nail on the head with that one!!!!
I want some white cheddar cheez-its…nothing more..
@AWESOME
“When I stayed in Cali we were about four or five blocks from the water treatment plant and you almost had to chew the water.”
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COT DAYUM!
yeah that cali water is more toxic than ever that chit is not drinkable if u drink it u might grow a third arm or some chit
@Man-Now you know Tammy always been hood. Did you watch the season of Real World when she was on it. And I was watching a marathon of Sweet Sixteen and he has a child with Spinderella the same age as her oldest child. WHF??? I see why she is so angry though, but a bytch gonna be scrapping this season and not just talking about it!
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GGOUCH
Is it possible that Tammy (formerly of “Real World”) actually got MORE HOOD after she fugged her way into money?
More money less class. SMH.
Tami, Tammy…Tampon whatever her name is really needs 2 do her dayum hair and her daughters
po lil weaves should have been better if they were meeting daddy for the 1st or 2nd time…jaysus!
@cfree i want to go home so bad only been at work fo like 4hrs and bish ready to clock out and go home
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Choco
When I stayed in Cali we were about four or five blocks from the water treatment plant and you almost had to chew the water.
Well, ok then
Let me add that CT has the best water. This water is ice cold and crisp without a filter.They have done studies for years about how clean the tap water is here. But then again there is a reservoir on every corner here. Water is being filtrated 24-7.
Just got back from Co-workers Funeral…
What cha’ll takin bout..?
@Genia
I STILL love you.
<—fully clothed church hug
@His
Now I want some too
@Awesome
We were all in the thick of that lawsuit PG&E had to split from Bechtel – Bechtel had to create US GENERATING CO as the front company – we were a rich young company had so much money it was crazy my first peek into Corporate America and I’m telling you I learned so damn much during that 5 year period
lakercrazy says:
yeah that cali water is more toxic than ever that chit is not drinkable if u drink it u might grow a third arm or some chit
chile, i cooked with bottled water the entire 8 years i was in vegas… i heard some unsavory thangs bout west coast water..
But did TAMMY hit the new YT wife up for a LOAN?!!!!
I can’t even HATE!!!!! That was one of the realest baby momma speeches in HISTORY!!!!! I died a thousands deaths over that one man!!!!!
@Yso, never fret my pet! I will share with ur e-spirit
I hate chu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is that my luscious!!!!!!!!! and my HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS-SIS!!!!!!!!
I feel u Laker, i dont why these folks got us at work they we ain’t do chit
Afternoon Awesome
Hey Ace!
*climbs in GOUCHs lap* how u been hunney?
(thinks about what it would be like to have a third arm…)
Hi all
I had to get my “Sex in the City” struck on for some lunch. What did I miss?
Chiiiittt yall better work and blog and thank GOD
This time of year some folks ain’t go no ends 
Thank GOD for my blessings….
mirsmommy says: @ Genia. I hate chu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But Mommy!!! did you hear the speech she gave the white wife!!!! it was a classic!!!!! realaity tv moment!!! I SWEAR!!!!
@GYPSY
“Now you know Tammy always been hood. Did you watch the season of Real World when she was on it. And I was watching a marathon of Sweet Sixteen and he has a child with Spinderella the same age as her oldest child. WHF??? I see why she is so angry though, but a bytch gonna be scrapping this season and not just talking about it!”
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Wait, so Kenny Anderson has a kid with Spinderella too???? WTF?? ha ha ha ha. That ol drunk azz nicca. Dat nicca was the MAN way back in the early 90′s. Celebrated like LeBron and chit. Then he started drinking….
Tammy always been a few strands short of a full weave. Bytch just crazy. Really she need a good azz whiping.
@his my aunt used to give us tap water right well one day my cuzin got soo dam sick her stomach got swolen like she was 9 months preg **she was 10** took her to the doctor and the doctor said YOur daughter has worms in her stomach come to find out the water was really bad and thats were she got the worms…NEVER AGAIN DID WE DRANK THAT WATER
That lil bitty azz bang Tammy was sportin was pissin me off
We not talkn bout much
Im going shopping after work – without my kids
Wassup @Brown!!
Salutations to all who would appreciate it!
@ MAN!!…yes…and back in the day in CALI!!! Spin and Tammy use to have fisticups…now they are cool.
YSoSerious says:
(thinks about what it would be like to have a third arm…)
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YSO
you can use mine! Im just a thoughtful person like that!
@His
His beautiful…Whats with all these down Gravi’s …you still bent out of shape over harlem?
@His
That’s very nice of you but virtual Cheez-Its aren’t doing anything for this rumbly in my tumbly. Winne the Pooh.
@Cfree, then she had the NERVE…the fcking audacity to braid the raggedy weave and show her losing battle with her hairline…
*mumbles* damn weave is two different textures n chit
Genia says:
mirsmommy says: @ Genia. I hate chu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But Mommy!!! did you hear the speech she gave the white wife!!!! it was a classic!!!!! realaity tv moment!!! I SWEAR!!!!
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She did what?!?!?
I missed it last night.
CFREE says:
That lil bitty azz bang Tammy was sportin was pissin me off
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GIRL!!! YOU???? I just couldn’t understand it!!!!!!! IT looked like her and the kids got they’re hair down at the same kitchen table!!!!
But what was up with Jennifer asking her what a food stamp looks like!! Classic bougie girl swagg
@GENIA
“@ MAN!!…yes…and back in the day in CALI!!! Spin and Tammy use to have fisticups…now they are cool.”
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They cool now cause aint chit to fight over. That nigga more broke than Amare Stoudemire’s nose.
He was applyin for a high school coachin job last I heard. Said he can’t figure out what happened to his money while he was playin. Judgin by the hoes he was fluckin and having kids wit he funded a bunch college tuitions and retirement plans for some ugly azz hood hoes.
@Ace, I wasnt “down” in this gravi.. I was just looking away from the camera
@Yso, *in Goldmembers voice* then there’s just no pleeshing yew* I understand bew lol
Something about Tami to me says that she does’nt flush or wrap her “feminine products” before discarding..it could be that fanny pack IDK…..
<– might be joining the broke down used Mercedes club soon…
(see link)
*climbs off Gouchs lap* i asked u a question bew!
@AWESOME
I would very much appreciate your salutations. Especially first thing in the morning.
@BROWN
Thank you. You’re so kind and generous. Now get your hand outta there.
@Genia, classic!!!!!!!!!!!!
mirsmommy says:
Genia says:
mirsmommy says: @ Genia. I hate chu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But Mommy!!! did you hear the speech she gave the white wife!!!! it was a classic!!!!! realaity tv moment!!! I SWEAR!!!!
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She did what?!?!? I missed it last night.
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Girl Tammy said FLUCK dat…and cut out the middle man (kenny) had lunch wit the wife and broke it down……..like Ihave needs…REAL NEEDS…and I am not going to STRUGGLE you got that WHITE GIRL!! My children and I will no longer Struggle as long as he lies between your white thighs….
Her weave was tighter on the Real World. And I don’t know what yall expect from her. She had her jaws wired to lose weight, had an abortion and let everyone know about it on RW and she dogged him on Oprah. Did yall expect something different from her now?
@GGOUCH
Wait, one of them hoes asked Tammy what a food stamp looked like???
You goin make me watch the whole show! This chit is pure hood activity.
I
Royce tho… she is such a lady.
I would plow Evelyn’s evil azz knowing full well she’d fluck over me someway somehow down the line.
mirsmommy says:
Genia says:
mirsmommy says: @ Genia. I hate chu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But Mommy!!! did you hear the speech she gave the white wife!!!! it was a classic!!!!! realaity tv moment!!! I SWEAR!!!!
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She did what?!?!? I missed it last night.
I bout died when she was talkn to that white lady. That chit was funny as fluck, she basically was like b1tch i need ya’ll to give up sum chips or its gon be problems, problems
Phrozen
Something about Tami to me says that she does’nt flush or wrap her “feminine products” before discarding..it could be that fanny pack IDK…..
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I will watch again tonite they bored the hell out of me last nite – Evelyn is rubbing me the wrong way already this season
I’m too tired to send you back to Da Kona this time. It’s becoming a full-time job with you.
damn link dont want to update
Evelyn look like a dry azz lay REAL- Just like Kim K
Genia says:
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Girl Tammy said FLUCK dat…and cut out the middle man (kenny) had lunch wit the wife and broke it down……..like Ihave needs…REAL NEEDS…and I am not going to STRUGGLE you got that WHITE GIRL!! My children and I will no longer Struggle as long as he lies between your white thighs….
*Kristen from BGC* DONE!
My children and I will no longer Struggle as long as he lies between your white thighs….
Damn will someone please paraphase what Tammy said so she was saying this to Kenny current bew?
YSoSerious says:
@BROWN
Thank you. You’re so kind and generous. Now get your hand outta there
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OOPS that was an accident!
@Yso, that Brown has always been fast.. I remember when she was a baby
Ima have to go find this link or something. Why won’t Sandra post this chit???? Guess VH1 wasn’t willing to pay Sandra to post/advertise that trash.
Remember when Sandra was tellin everyone to watch Lisa Raye’s “show?”
So I’m talking to my son (8yrs old) and he starts goin on how he’s gotten into the Encyclopedia Brown books. I used to love them back when I was his age. Bought him some for Xmas.
I think it is pretty creepy when the chick they dogged the most last season (ROYCE) is now the Grand Pooh-BAH of REASON!!!
I need Jennifer to grow a back bone for real!!!!!!! Evelyn will be the death of her marriage…that is the one Good thing Shauni did was take Jennifer to hang around some MARRIED Basketball wives
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Milan have you had a nose job
BROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Killyoself
His
I don’t refer to myself as fast! I’m just admirer if you will! Simple as that!
@Brown @Yso
@CFREE
“I bout died when she was talkn to that white lady. That chit was funny as fluck, she basically was like b1tch i need ya’ll to give up sum chips or its gon be problems, problems”
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I gots to see this chit! Yall must be lyin.
SMH @ Brown didn’t even see that comment
Choco says:
Damn will someone please paraphase what Tammy said so she was saying this to Kenny current bew?
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CFree and I paraphrased!! Tammy told her LOOK honey…this is the deal….I won’t act an azz as long as you keep that dough comin…
@Genia
So what did the girl say and Y is Tammy talkin to Kenny’s girl about money?
@Man that show is #Ratchet and I love it
Ummm what about that dude that told Brandy that he use to be a “preemie” but now he’ll wear her cooder out?!
@CHOCO
“Evelyn look like a dry azz lay REAL- Just like Kim K ”
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I would do some nasty azz chit to boff of dem.
*Changes into Janets “Pleasure Principal” outfit*
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
das mah bew!
Cha Cha how you gon come in all late! Please see my disclamier (comment 72) please and thank you!
just cuz yall azzes…MAN..got ill intentions that don’t mean I do
But is it me?? or Does Kenny Anderson give the BEST I hate my baby momma looks in the WORLD!!!!!! THE BEST
Phrozen1der says:
@Man that show is #Ratchet and I love it
Ummm what about that dude that told Brandy that he use to be a “preemie” but now he’ll wear her cooder out?!
oh man, i almost died when that nigga said that chit
guess whos mad at GENIA?? hmph
@PHROZEN
“Ummm what about that dude that told Brandy that he use to be a “preemie” but now he’ll wear her cooder out?! ”
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Yup. I did see most of that “date.” Ol desperate azz Brandy tryin to shine for the cameras and chit talkin bout “He ain’t the guy for me blah blah blah…”
@His and he was dead ass too….Like it was no problem with it…:rofl:
Choco says:
@Genia
So what did the girl say and Y is Tammy talkin to Kenny’s girl about money?
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Girl what would any white girl (aka jumpoff he cheated with) face to face with an angry black single mother ex SAY: “No Problem..we will get right on that”…..needless to say becky paid for the lunch I, sure
@Man she called him back that NIGHT and let him go “COLD WAR” on that puss…I hate fronters!
I would do some nasty azz chit to boff of dem.
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Yeah well you might but I sure those splinters from their dry azz twots will be nasty as well
@ Genia
No it’s not you but I also think he is PYSCHO his daughters be looking at him like if you approached me in the street I’d run
His_Mommy623 says:
guess whos mad at GENIA?? hmph
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Throws Hisss on bed and takes off belt: “What I say to do when I’m talkin UH? (snapps belt)
Hey ya’ll
Happy Monday
Hey Choco drop your top
HISSSSSSSS hey sexy, pretty brown skinned godddess… love me tender
Brown… FLUCK YO COMMENT..
@Genia
White Girl and Tammy are dumb as fuk in my book – Straight Legal EASE!
Oh WOW!
@PHROZEN
“she called him back that NIGHT and let him go “COLD WAR” on that puss…I hate fronters! ”
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If that nicca said the word “committed” or “marriage” or anything like that, she woulda sucked his di©k on camera.
Throws Hisss on bed and takes off belt: “What I say to do when I’m talkin UH? (snapps belt)
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*Kristen from BGC* DONE!
I will be jacking this one
cause when that bish say DONE, she is DONNNEEE!!!! lol
@Choco he does look like he’d beat a bish down on site if she back talked him….
@Gouch, don’t do me like u do! *toots it up*
Flooooooooooooooo
Amar’e got that cooter breaking face… look like he will chomp a bish down!
Hey Choco, His, CFREE (cuts throat movement) DONE!
@Man right! She tried to stunt on him because he was’nt famous or whatever…. then she tweeted last night “Brandom: Beware of those who have nothing to lose but a lot to gain” WTH is that suppose to mean?!
@PHRO
He prolly has but it’s how his own daughters look at him like EEEELLLL! Tammy is a CERTIFIED ROACH RAT – I wish her fashion sense was more millenium enhanced….
@Cha, pls stay and entertain me
@GGOUCH
” don’t do me like u do! *toots it up*”-His
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TEACH HER A LESSON!!
Not splinters though?!
@His
I don’t even know that video. Let me know when they play Jermaine “Jheri Juice” Jackson’s “Don’t Take It Personal”. I know that one.
Amar’e got that cooter breaking face… look like he will chomp a bish down!
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I’d pass on his azz prolly got teeth like a pirahnna
Hey Cha Cha, Man, GG – How is everyone on this LONG, DRAWN OUT MONDAY??
@Flo, what u up to bew? Hows the adorable offspring? u ready 4 Xmas??
so i missed basketball wifes plus evelyn is a lil too much for me like u wana be all getto and get in people faces then the next min u all high class and chit bish please
@Choco she look like she smells like “monthly” and Dolce and Gabbana mixed…..<—#Justlikethat
@YSO
Splinters they look to self absorbed to really be able to let one go….
@Yso, pls take the time to watch this. Rebbie tripping!
@PHROZEN
“@Man right! She tried to stunt on him because he was’nt famous or whatever…. then she tweeted last night “Brandom: Beware of those who have nothing to lose but a lot to gain” WTH is that suppose to mean?!”
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That must be what all those niccas in Hollywood be tellin her azz. Her awkward lookin azz can’t even be a gold digger. She got be a “tin foil” digger or some chit like that. Who has ever “gained” anything fluckin wit her?
His what is goin on with that gravie?? Me dont likey
Lakkkkerrrr HEYYY Booskie!!!
Phrozen I see you been entertaining lately. LOL!
Shattap! @Phrozen…dayum
NOT the monthly..
Choco she look like she smells like “monthly
You know what you do see the smunk in her and that trips me out good thing a man can use that third eye at times
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FUK Mtg for 30 min brb
@Man
Good question…..
@flo hey mamas how was the weeknd??
<<this is me today 
@Flo, my son took this pic and I promised I’d leave it up today…I was looking away and Ace thinks I’s looking sad…but I actually like this pic..
Yall are sooo hard on Brandy – I feel sorry for her somehow
Hey Flo Chica Bonita… whats up PYT
Hisss I would stay and fondle you all ova..but I got a new class today and they demand my full attention.
Choco: you see the darkness of the bridge of his nose
thats from cooter bashing… Fellas take a look in the mirror, you two will see some discoloration
His_Mommy623 says:
@Gouch, don’t do me like u do! *toots it up*
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Places roses beside pillow and strokes hiss hair……whispering softly in her ear: I don’t like it when you make me beat you…ok? IT wont happen again as long as you don’t do that AGAIN..okay? (smacks hiss on azz) now get up wash your face and make it pretty for me….put on that fur I bought you…we going to dinner…
(lights cigar at door..turns to Hiss) and the next time you think you want to leave…you better wake up and ask if it’s ok to finish the thought”
@His, offspring is good!! And I’m ready for Christmas to be OVER honey, you hear me?? What about you??? What you gettin that handsome step son of mine for christmas?
Phrozen1der says:
@Choco she look like she smells like “monthly” and Dolce and Gabbana mixed…..<—#Justlikethat
PHRO… I DONT NEED THIS SHYT TODAY
@CHOCO
I think Evelyn is a complete bytch and prolly all “assertive” and “demanding” and chit when it comes to fluckin. She just come and set that twat all up on my face at unexpected times.
“Boring?”
@Cha,
ok I cnt hate on ya edu-ma-cation 
@His @Choco
I can sense a dirty chick it makes me give them the UGH face! That fanny pack was probably full of sanitizer and moist towelettes cause she does’nt wash her hands either..I got all that from her bangs… 
@ChaCha
@Laker, I think I’ll be that way by the end of the week. I feel like ish today
Weekend was decent, even though the weather was sh.itty!!! and you my dear?
@Gouch, too bad I’m insubordinate…bish like me dnt follow directions *struts away*
@Flo, a new damn APT is what hes getting…I will be moving all next week
Phrozen1der says:
@His @Choco I can sense a dirty chick it makes me give them the UGH face! That fanny pack was probably full of sanitizer and moist towelettes cause she does’nt wash her hands either..I got all that from her bangs…
stop typing to me
@His
Is Jen going to address the rumors abt Eric having a baby on her? Or the girl suing him for child support/paternity test?
Tamis weave is dreadful but I like her hood azz
Evelyn I was feeling u last wk but
to sending Suzie text msgs
I am ready to see Evelyn n Chad they make a cute couple to me.
I am ready for Shaunie and Gloria next wk
@pro Wendy Williams loves her a good fanny pack lol
Still waiting for the winners of the TI toys r us contest
I got all that from her bangs…
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Flo HEZZAY!!!
Dang, moving the week after Christmas?? well, I’m glad you found a plce!!!! BD moving with you??? *raises one eyebrow, anticipating answer*
@Daisy Wendy is just cheap and that’s all it is to her, I’m certain she washes her hands though because she HAS a husband
Why does Eric still have that lump on his head from last season? Isn’t he too old to STILL be suffering from Birth Defects?? Maybe it’s just me…
and u looked doped up in that pic @His… And its too blurry… Making me think I’m doped up
Cha Cha, you ready for Christmas boo?? I see the gravie
Heyyy Daisy!
@Genia I think Tami does….LMAO!
@FLo, mhm, can’t shake that nigga…but I will shank that nigga
I have told him this already.. twice today..
@Phrozen I curse the day you registered!!!! *throws middle finger*
I just bust out laughing now the dude sitting next to me is looking at me all crazy.
Suszie/Susan or whatever her name is GOT TO BE a tranny. “She” don’t have a spec of estrogen in “her” body anywhere.
@Mamacita
I mean I just observe things and speak on them…
@Flo, perhaps you are doped up..
I dnt know ur whole life bish!
PHROZEN, i have chosen to scroll past your comments for the remainder for many reasons, mainly b/c i wana make it to my 30th bday, I plan on ballin out that day
@Man Suzie only has one expression and this is it ——>
@Cfree
Don’t deny yourself my #Ratchet behavior LOL!
*Tisk Tisk* You stay tryna shank somebody or atleast making threats too.. Sounds familiar
Anyway, my friend calls me yesterday to brag about being preggo’s for the 6th time, but having the money to abort it. Bish makes me sick! How she sooo dam.n fertile?? I cant get preggo if my life depended on it
@Flo Hey
Suzie needs to get her lisp fixed before she becomes a journalist #justsaying
@FLO
“Anyway, my friend calls me yesterday to brag about being preggo’s for the 6th time, but having the money to abort it. ”
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@flo friday-at home movies
saturday- home party margaritas and dominos
sunday-woke up sick and felling like chit went to walmart got some thangs i needed **fabuloso was on the list trying out a new color** then came home and layed my azz down for the rest of the night
This mornting- felt like sh!t woke up late came to work late and im leaving early
@Flo, me neither
I have 2 pay like 5 or 10 grand to have a lil nugget… I hate when I see btchs who dnt deserve kids just popping em out all willy nilly…a few fam members included 
But seriously, I will be when I get home. I feel a sickness coming on, cause I feel like sh.it!
@DAISY
“Suzie needs to get her lisp fixed before she becomes a journalist #justsaying”
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…and finish those trans gender surgeries.
suzzie looks like a dam horse
@Flo, thats how I been feeling all day… I’m not sick yet but I know I’m off my square… maybe I need a nap..
@Laker, I tried the blue Fabuloso, ME NO LIKEY!!! I think I’ll stick to the purple! Something about that Lavender
Also, I tend to kick a$$ in domino’s 
Hope you feel better mama!!! Xoxo
@flo is ur friend hispanic??? not trying to be funny but us mexicans are soo dam fertile u look at us and 9 months late here comes lil Jose
it was painfull but i think God wants to hand me another lil baby and i don’t want it right now 
Im so dam fertile i had to switch birth control got preg right after i had lil mama **baby was in my tubes** then after i changed the sh!t i got preg again but miscarage because of the birth control
Ohhh yes, I forgot about that @His.. Cant they just bill you the 5 or 10 grand later??
**checkin emails from Laker…**
@flo that purple is addicting and its the besstesst
@Flo, I dunno
I havent started looking into it yet… I’m waiting another year or 2…or 3 lol My son is killing me!!
I def need a nap @His… Or maybe some di.ck
LOL! But no seriously, I have a headache and just feel sh.itty 
@Laker, why did I buy my mom purple Fabuloso on Friday and I’m standing in Target like “aww Laker” and my son said ” you dnt even like basketball” (then he started doing the dougie…lmao)…but I thought it was cute
@FLO
Mite be ur ol man that isn’t fertile. I mean, you ain’t got pregnant by him
and none of his jumpoffs have come up pregnantand he doesn’t have any children so maybe it’s him.@flo girl im on my 3rd birth control the shot don’t work **lil man** the dam pills dnt work **lil mama** the dam nuva ring and other sh!t din’t work my ovaries are just full and ready
BACK THE FU.CK UP @ MAN, Laker IS MY EMAIL BUDDY
@His, who you tellin?? Do I need to repeat lil mans christmas list???
But I would love a lil peanut eventually. Perhaps a lil girl 
LOL
@Flo, its one or the other lol I was banged all proper like this AM so I know its just a nap for me….I only slept 4 hours last night
@Man, so wrong…smh
@Flo, I’m dying for a daughter too!
@his i love that errtime u or flo buyt FAbuloso yall thinks about my FABULOUS azz
and let lil man dougie he know he bad 
You could be onto something @Man, thats the same thing he’s saying.. Talkin about “I think its me”
Dude blasts off like its nothing too, so ya’ll could be right 
@Flo, hes such a random child…like now for instance, he keeps caressing my face and telling me i’m his forever gal…but he’s doing it in like, freddy kruegers voice
Thats crazy @Laker!! I cant take birth control, sh.it makes me WAY TOO SICK
@Flo, for years we thought it was my BD but I found out both my tubes were blocked….broke my lil heart when i had 2 get that damn surgery..
Surely do @Laker, I cleaned the bathroom friday night and was like “that dam.n Laker!!!”
@His, dont you love early morning bangs. I had those saturday and sunday morning.. It was raining and cold, so you know that automatically qualifies cuddling weather… And cuddling leads too…
@his i got a lil girl and im loving it so far me and her are close
at first i din’t want a lil girl but lil mama is like my shadow now **day dreams of the day lil mama will use fabuloso in her house***
@man it all went down the drain ol boy hit her at my house so cops got called and i hit delete on her number
@Flo,
and baby was doing his numbers this fine morning 
@Laker
“Day dreams of the day lil mama will use fabuloso in her house” #Wrappedinswaddlingclothing!
Today lil man came to work with me, we “accidently” stole this mans table in the cafeteria, dude was p*ssed and lil man was like “Dont be mad! Im just a kid!” Then laughs right in dudes face. I was a tad bit embarrassed, but sh.it was kinda funny. Who claims a table by putting two napkins on it??
His, how did you tubes become blocked??? What in san hell???
and I would’ve boo hoo cried as well.. No more kids?? Ever?? Except this lil kid who hits the dougie in Target and talks in Freddie Kruger voices??
LOL
Ummmmm, Sandra, can you please remove Phrozen’s “Submit” button, please??????
Heyyyy yall
@Flo, EXACTLY! this is what the lawd stuck me with…this child is all me with a johnson! he has my horrible sense of humor and sarcastic ass attitude…its not right I tell ya
they got blocked from the fluid in a tumor i had on my right ovary…no one knew I had it until it grew the size of a football of began causing me discomfort..hence my surgery I had in Feb. So now I have one ovary and no tubes and half of my cervix *sigh*
Why the long face @Man???
Be glad your not my neighbor.. I just pooted and oooohhhhh weeeeee, it is stankyyyyy!!!
Sorry TMI
@Mirs What I do now???
Mirsssssssss
heyyyy boo!!! U ready for Christmas??
@man **runs to u in tears** i know i know it hurts my feelings too
but i can’t be in to soo much drama over her 
@Laker, WHAT?? I wanna know
#madnosey
SMH. That’s what happens when a nicca put all they “eggs” in one basket. Start goin crazy over said “basket.”
@his me and this chick were getting to “know” eachother and her man lost hie eva loving mind and slaped her in the face on saturday at my house he knoked the spit out her mouth and walked away talkn bout “i can’t believe u are acting like this i loved u but i thought u wern’t a ho3″ <<he thought wrong bish is loose and ready to get on her knees as soons as she gets liquor in her system
Heyyyyy Phro, Flo, His, Lakes, Man, etc.
What it do???
@ Phro, don’t you even try that wanna be innocent ish with me.
@ Flo, I’m just about finished. Thank ya Lawd!!!!!
@ Lakes, what happened???
lakercrazy says:
@his me and this chick were getting to “know” eachother and her man lost hie eva loving mind and slaped her in the face on saturday at my house he knoked the spit out her mouth and walked away talkn bout “i can’t believe u are acting like this i loved u but i thought u wern’t a ho3? <<he thought wrong bish is loose and ready to get on her knees as soons as she gets liquor in her system
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Getting to know each other, how exactly?????
@LAKE
“me and this chick were getting to “know” eachother and her man lost hie eva loving mind and slaped her in the face on saturday at my house he knoked the spit out her mouth and walked away talkn bout “i can’t believe u are acting like this i loved u but i thought u wern’t a ho3? <<he thought wrong bish is loose and ready to get on her knees as soons as she gets liquor in her system"
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SMH. Nicca shoulda been sittin back enjoyin and encouragin. I tell ya'. Some niccas don't know when to appreciate something.
@Mirs LOL…..
@Mirs, mhm, thats what I was gna ask
@Phrozen- you are on it today. Hee-Larry-us!!!
My lil man is a 50/50 mixture of me and BD (minus the gayness) and its a horrible combination, cause we both have “fu.ck it” attitudes most of the time… and tend to think we’re better than everybody else
Lil man has a smart a$$ mouth and is rude as h3ll.. *Already ready to put foot in a$$*
@Gypsy
@Laker what kinds of liquor?? 4Loko,Dr.Pepper,Smirnoff tell us…
@mirs i just met her thru a friend we flirt but that was it we were more of dranking buddys but bish got all loose and chit once dranks started coming around and wanted to be all on me but we were just kool i guess ol boy has been thru this with her before because ol dude lost his dam marbels
this was the 3rd time we hanged with them and errtime they argue about her and her wanting to be all close to me when she got drunk most men would be all happy and sh!t not this one 
<<<and who was laughing my fabuloso azz was me 
Ohh THATS THAT BIHHH you were tellin me about @Laker????? Sooooo uhhhhh, guess you decided to go head with it uh???
Meee tooo @Mirs
I got 3 more gifts and its a WRAP!!! Literally!!!
FloridaChick813 says:
@His, sorry you had to go through all that mama!! I for a miracle for you!!! You know miracles do happen!!!!!!
My lil man is a 50/50 mixture of me and BD (minus the gayness) and its a horrible combination, cause we both have “fu.ck it” attitudes most of the time… and tend to think we’re better than everybody else Lil man has a smart a$$ mouth and is rude as h3ll.. *Already ready to put foot in a$$*
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My baby acts just like me and Hubby, too. His lil azz looks just like his retarded azz Daddy, acts just like him, and has my temper
, and got the nerve to be silly as hail.
(lights cigar at door..turns to Hiss) and the next time you think you want to leave…you better wake up and ask if it’s ok to finish the thought”
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@MAN say what you want about Evelyn not being boring fool she can’t even hold her liquour and had a tenderoni with her and he looking at her like bish if I wanted collegiate behavior I’d dated my co-ed
Damn glad the convo kept moving I got an hour in this bish -
@Flo, NOT minus the gayness “lol:
I always tell my assbag son that he can have my attitude all he wants but he betta not direct that attitude towards me
@phro margaritas and beer nun too bad oh and shots of tequila and jello shots
fukn 
@his it was more of a girl crush nun big flirting
Let’s not talk about children. Everyone doesn’t have them. Thanks.
lakercrazy says:
@mirs i just met her thru a friend we flirt but that was it we were more of dranking buddys but bish got all loose and chit once dranks started coming around and wanted to be all on me but we were just kool i guess ol boy has been thru this with her before because ol dude lost his dam marbels this was the 3rd time we hanged with them and errtime they argue about her and her wanting to be all close to me when she got drunk most men would be all happy and sh!t not this one <<<and who was laughing my fabuloso azz was me
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So dude slapped fire outta her azz, cuz she's gotta thang 4 u?????
@Mirs and Flo
I been waiting on that miracle tho..
@FLO
“…minus the gayness…”
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Does he realize his Dad is “different?”
@Laker Nice!
@mirsm dude was pissed cuz she was dranking numba one then he got pissed because she was all over me then he got mad because ol girl started dancing dude was just mad and sober his bad i had a nice time <<
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Let’s not talk about children. Everyone doesn’t have them. Thanks.
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Man, you prolly got 10 of them lil mofos running around, callin women hoes and chit.
Exactly @His, lil man cops an attitude with me and I’m ready to fight his lil a$$.. Next thing I know he’s lookin like the puss in boots from Shrek.. Sad face, eyes watering.. “naw lil homie, dont go to actin sad now… you was a bad a$$ a few mins ago, remember?”
Sorry to hear about that MA but GOD is GOOD so no worries there
@LAKES
WOOOOW how long have him and her been dating for him not to know how much a freak she is and she took that slap and ain’t hit back
@Laker, so u a homewrecker now..
@Man you might want to see Black Swan they were carpet munching and *isht in that movie…ole girl was a certified FREAK! She was humping her bed til she realized her mom was in the room..Other than that sexual stuff the movie was ASS!
@flo all i could do is laugh this man was so upset like he has been thru this with her he told her “i thought we talked about this”
@MIRS
“Let’s not talk about children. Everyone doesn’t have them. Thanks.
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Man, you prolly got 10 of them lil mofos running around, callin women hoes and chit. ”
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They have to have a valid legal address to serve me to be tested!
So unless they got the test, I ain’t got no kids!
#WhereTheyDoThatAt
FloridaChick813 says:
@Mirs, and your lil dude acts high.. Did you ever ask hubby if he’s blowing smoke in their face?? I kid, I kid
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@Flo, i have no shame in ripping his arms off and shoving em up his lil choclolate ass…He only fcks with me when he thinks im distracted lol and even then he gets caught..
@Choc.. True
thanks bew
lakercrazy says:
@mirsm dude was pissed cuz she was dranking numba one then he got pissed because she was all over me then he got mad because ol girl started dancing dude was just mad and sober his bad i had a nice time <<
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Damn dude mus have some good good
and I’m co-signing His’ “Homewrecker” comment
SN: There is a video on WorldStarHipHop, bish is at home dancing for some dudes and low and behold guess who walks in??? HER HUSBAND
#Bit.chesAint****
@FLO
too funny!
@Flo, BD on the come up eh?
@choco he hit her then tried to drag her azz to the car by her hair she was all screaming and chit “no please help” so i called the cops one thing i know is im not getn in the middle of yall chit cuz at the end im the one wrong and yall back together…they been together 1yr but my homegirl knows her from back in high school and who was loose and getn trains ran on them was her so he must not know her that good
bish is cute and thik but dam u fina go to jail over puzazay that don’t even want u oh ok let me help u 
@Flo sounds like this chick we saw get snatched off the barstool at this lounge a few weeks ago by her ole man…..Folks went to investigate, and I went to my car and left..#NothingtoSeehere….
“i thought we talked about this”
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and LIES @Man, guess your forgetting all about lil Man Man, Man’quisha, and Man’etta huh???
Thats okay, Krysi J is STILL paying your damn child support!
@FLO
“@Man, I dont think so. BD isnt flamboyant, and looks like a thug Make it soo bad though, he’s getting some decent a$$ guys.. He talks to a doctor, and dude just bought him a car
#WhereTheyDoThatAt”
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Um…let’s just leave that alone.
*sings* PASS THAT DUTCH
That used to be my cigar of choice!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“Let’s not talk about children. Everyone doesn’t have them. Thanks.
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Man, you prolly got 10 of them lil mofos running around, callin women hoes and chit. ”
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They have to have a valid legal address to serve me to be tested!
So unless they got the test, I ain’t got no kids!
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@Laker she seems like a nice young lady who lost her way…
@mirsm hey im a Fiesta started not a fight breaker
**flips hair** bish knew he was finna get her “dang he mad he finna get me ” and then she laugh <<i laughed with her afterwards 
after the cops left and he left **she decided not to press charges and cop actually left** 
we took her home she was all talkn bout "he be back he love me" bish u cwazy **chunks up the deuces**
@CHOCO
“Damn dude mus have some good good”
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I think you mean “distracted” @his >>>
???
Lake
that whole sceanrio sound stupid as fuk – Somebody need to grow up and girl ICK if that bish is a HOE don’t let her SUPERMAN you
@Laker that’s why he mollywhopped her ass
Exactly @Phro, you wasnt wrong!! Not your business, not your place
I dont get involved either, unless its lil sis and then i’m pullin out the pink & black
@MIRS
“They have to have a valid legal address to serve me to be tested!
So unless they got the test, I ain’t got no kids!
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and exactly how often do you move???? ”
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Ever so often. I ain’t goin lie, one of my chicks got a daughter that look JUST like a nigga! Even like the same foods as me. But some “Good Samaritan” azz nicca takin good care of everything so it’s all good.
@Flo, have u been
?? thats what I typed lmao
@Flo Exactly! I’m not a local either so I don’t know who is or isn’t with whom….I called it a night and
for her as I did 60 to 85North LOL!
Laker, that sounds like some white girl sh.it
Hate to say it, but ITS TRUE!
oh nevermind
#HavingASlowDay
@Flo
@choco bish is cwazy that is why i hit delete she was all kool and chit but her man let me know they both cwazy she is a dam loose ho3 and he is a dam sorry azz for staying with her and beating her like this so both of them got the deuces she tried to text me “ummm loose my number im not with the ur man kicks ur azz thangs u know” she din’t text back…I aint finna be in the first 48 hrs
Hey bishes and dudes
@Phrozen is that you in your gravi?
I hate the holidays
Noone to snuggle up with and open presents and 
Christmas morning
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“They have to have a valid legal address to serve me to be tested!
So unless they got the test, I ain’t got no kids!
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and exactly how often do you move???? ”
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Ever so often. I ain’t goin lie, one of my chicks got a daughter that look JUST like a nigga! Even like the same foods as me. But some “Good Samaritan” azz nicca takin good care of everything so it’s all good.
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I cant tell you the last time I smoked
Oops! Too many emoticons Sandy! Sorry!
iight I’m gone for the day
I hope er’one enjoys their evening
s all around! 
@PeachPUSS yeah it is me….waddap?
#WouldntBeCouldntBeME
@Peach *pinches ur cakes* How u doing suga? (I’m supposed 2 be leaving lol)
Feel like I lost some brain cells
FloridaChick813 says:
@Phro, I know thats right!!! I saw a girl gettin beat up at a block party by her boyfriend.. Another dude stepped in, the boyfriend shot the sh.it outta him… All over a bish you dont even know
#WouldntBeCouldntBeME
Stay outta them tough neighborhoods grl!
dayum..
@Phrozen, cause I like putting a face to funny shyt that comes out your fingertips, that’s all
@Flo exactly, get to a safe location and call the police if it’s that serious….. At the end of the day she’ll go back….
@flo girl no shade but i have this one white girl friend that is the slowest stupidest <>> HELL NO U SPENDING THE NIGHT AT HOME IF NOT UR SH!T BE OUTSIDE WAITING FOR U IN THE MORNTING BISH PLEASE
I’m gone too ya’ll
**makes it clap** Hey HIS!
Thanks bish!
@Flo, as soon as these churrens get out my house, I will be “distracted” again
a btch is having trying day.. 
@His, I do like that gravie mama!! but i like the one of you and lil man before dinner, it is tooo cute mama!!!
@Peach LOL hahahh! Understood…
@peach did u just come in the room and not give me a personal hey
i tell u bishes aint chit im outie yall have a good one 
<<ol dudes restraining order
@PEACH
GO ON DEN! MAKE THAT THANG
!!!
**runs and jumps on Laker** I sorry bish! Please forgive meeeee! :cries: **plants kisses on all over your face**
@Lakeshow… is that the same girl who tried to get you and you ran scared becasue you were taken off guaad and y’all boos laughed at you because they knew and you didn’t?
@Flo,
@Peach,
U know how to greet a bish 
(I have to stick around for a min *side-eye@ my sister*…some btchs nvr ready)
@princes don’t even remind me of that bish she was older and she scared the sh!t out of me
she was upfront with it no flirt no nothing bish i just met ur azz 
this girl i just met like 2 months ago she is young 20 and we got along good it was just flirting but nun else and dranking
@peach fine then all is forgoten
Hey His!!!!!
Wut UP Peach
@Lakes
You best not bring another female n your bed bish!
FUK that bish in her crib and leave your boo at home!
Seriously, Amber has got to be the most thoroughest-bred bish in the stable. From obscurity to fame with no discernable talent what-so-ever. A fool and his money…..