If Lil Kim and The Notorious BIG Had a Daughter…

When I first heard someone mention Miss Teary Man Made’s name, I thought they were referring to chris brown — not a female rapper with a glandular problem.

If the late, great Notorious BIG and rapper Lil Kim ever had a daughter, she would probably be as talented as Miss Teary Man Made.

Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?

Here’s a sample of Miss Teary Man Made’s lyrics:

    I’ma dangerous b*tch, you in danger b*tch
    red lights spinning, you’d better slow up your sh*t
    Or I’ma crash, smash, land on your rooftop
    It’s Santa Claus b*tches! Knock Knock!

Blame it on Miss Jia



 


102 Responses to “If Lil Kim and The Notorious BIG Had a Daughter…”

  1. 1
    Pikaso says:

    Is the jury still out on whether this is a male or female? #justasking

  2. 2
    CFREE says:

    Mama said if you aint got nothin nice to say, say nothin at all :coffee:

  3. 3
    Zephyr1979 says:

    I’m confused…..

    Is that a real woman or a man dressed like a woman?

  4. 4
    Anna says:

    What’s up w/the 10 lb gold necklace and her Aretha Franklin upper body type. I don’t know who she is.

  5. 5
    CFREE says:

    Pikaso, it does look a lil confused eh :think:

  6. 6
    Zephyr1979 says:

    He or she could use a push-up bra :coffee:

  7. 7
    West Coast Chick says:

    “Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?”

    ummmm, cuz she big and fat. and hip hop likes sexy vixen chicks rappin? :shrugs:

  8. 8

    @WEST COAST
    “Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    ummmm, cuz she big and fat. and hip hop likes sexy vixen chicks rappin?
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :no:
    Usually the big man lookin hoes are the ones that succeed.

    Queen Latifah
    Missy Elliot
    Eve
    MC Lyte
    Trina…

    Not a sexy vixen among them. Hail, it’s “Questionable” about them being chicks…

  9. 9

    Her nose needs to have weight reduction surgery.

  10. 10
    JadeAli says:

    What are yall talking about…She’s cute.

  11. 11
    ChaCha says:

    I CANT ………I REALLY JUST……………..CANT, AND I’ONT WANNA EITHER :no:

  12. 12
    proberson07 says:

    @ sandra…..”not a female rapper with a glandular problem.” :rofl:

  13. 13
    West Coast Chick says:

    @ Man :lol:

  14. 14
    ChaCha says:

    JadeAli says:

    What are yall talking about…She’s cute.

    :yes:

    In a BIG MAMA’s house sans Martin Lawrence sorta way ……..SEE WHY…WHY DID YA MAKE ME DO IT :argue:

    By the way Im Cha Cha… I meant to introduce myself before!

  15. 15
    JadeAli says:

    Hi ChaCha fresh and new here!

  16. 16

    Did I hear the word “fresh” comin from some young thang up in here?

  17. 17
    candibfly says:

    iCan’t

  18. 18
    ALBoy says:

    Her nose needs to have weight reduction surgery
    ____________________________________________
    :rofl:

  19. 19
    candibfly says:

    u did hear that…and what now? :coffee:

  20. 20
    candibfly says:

    AL :hug:

  21. 21
    JadeAli says:

    What age is young?

  22. 22
    thaspinaltruth says:

    If anybody is looking for the road to destruction, just look between her chest.

  23. 23

    @CANDI
    “u did hear that…and what now? :coffee:
    __________________________________________________________________________

    She needs to be escorted to the door as this is a “mature” blog.
    :coffee:

  24. 24
    candibfly says:

    i see :coffee:

  25. 25
    ALBoy says:

    she cute for a Baby Hippo :coffee:

  26. 26
    ALBoy says:

    @ Ms Cookies and cream hershey what up

  27. 27

    @CANDI

    I’m considerate if nothing else.
    :coffee:

  28. 28
    candibfly says:

    cookies and cream is my fav! :yahoo:

  29. 29

    @AL BOY
    “she cute for a Baby Hippo :coffee:
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Look like she lookin for a nice river or pond she can wallow in.

  30. 30
    Genia says:

    I would rather watch the 12 foot python regurgitate the adult antelope over and over than see this tragic excuse for WHAT ever gender group this big azz IT belongs to on video again. My eyes haven’t stopped bleeding, my ears haven’t stopped muting themselves and I can’t keep the contents of my stomach down.

  31. 31
    ALBoy says:

    Is it in a hoveround i cant imagine the damage it would do to its hind legs if it stood up :coffee:

  32. 32

    @GENIA
    “I would rather watch the 12 foot python regurgitate the adult antelope over and over than see this tragic excuse for WHAT ever gender group this big azz IT belongs to on video again. My eyes haven’t stopped bleeding, my ears haven’t stopped muting themselves and I can’t keep the contents of my stomach down.”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :shocked:
    :dead:

    [This comment was edited by the moderator for violating SR community rules (only 2 smileys per post). Any further violations of this type will result in a 24-hour time out and/or banishment.]

  33. 33
    LesBinLuv says:

    She’s not ugly! But I will say…with this industry being the way it is…do u really have to answer that question???!!! I mean, look at my boo Nicki…she was totally fine before…but they still had to go and make her artificial for her to “work”…the Notorious B.I.M wouldn’t work either…sawry!

    S/N: I’d be interesting in hearing the rest of that song tho…

  34. 34
    Choco says:

    Still not interested in watching video – but uh Congrats I think :shrug:

  35. 35
    ChaCha says:

    GENIA….PACK UP AND GO THE FLUCK HOME… YOUR JOB IS DONE HERE

    :rofl: :dead: :rofl:

  36. 36

    O_O

    After listening…. I think that’s a dude.
    God no :(

  37. 37
    LesBinLuv says:

    **sad** cant hear or see at work!

  38. 38
    ChaCha says:

    Les,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Did you say Notorious B.I.M…. Please help Ms Genia carry her things to the car…. GET THE FLUCK IN AND THE BOTH OF YOU DRIVE REALLY FAR AND DONT COME BACK :rofl: :danban1: :rofl:

  39. 39
    SexyToothpic says:

    :warning:

    That is a Man Made Drag Queen!!! :rofl:

  40. 40
    Sandra Rose says:

    LesBinLuv says:

    She’s not ugly! But I will say…with this industry being the way it is…do u really have to answer that question???!!! I mean, look at my boo Nicki…she was totally fine before…but they still had to go and make her artificial for her to “work”…
    _____________________

    :preach: :clap:

  41. 41

    @SEXY
    :warning:
    That is a Man Made Drag Queen!!! :rofl:
    __________________________________________________________________________

    … It is. Tom bout “Strangebeauty Productions.”
    :hurl:

    **I bet that nigga would cut you behind “his” man**

  42. 42
    thaspinaltruth says:

    Everything about this (Thing) is wrong, from the chopped off eyebrows, the blue majic lipstick, the nile river runs through it chest, the connect the dots breasts, the cow that die fur coat, the kool moe d chain, I can’t, I’m out….

  43. 43
    LesBinLuv says:

    ChaCha…shut up…pahahahahahahaha ROTFLaffin@urazz!

  44. 44
    Sandra Rose says:

    Have any of you even listened to Miss Teary Man Made? :shrug:

  45. 45
    LesBinLuv says:

    Hey Aunt Sandra…I miss u girl!

  46. 46
    LesBinLuv says:

    I’ll be listening as soon as I hit the home PC…and will be sure to check with my thoughts!

    I’m Outtie **Tye from Clueless voice**

  47. 47
    Sandra Rose says:

    LesBinLuv says:

    **sad** cant hear or see at work!
    ____________________

    I promise you will be amazed when you hear her. :yes:

  48. 48

    @SANDRA ROSE
    “Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    “She” should be a welcome addition to Grand Hustle! Do they have any “female” rappers?

    Look what Eve did for Ruff Ryders when she hit the scene, and The Lady of Rage with No Limit, and Lil Kim with Bad Boy, and Nicki Minaj with Young Money.

    T.I. may be missing an oppurtunity with this one. You betta call him up.

  49. 49
    SexyToothpic says:

    @ Miss Sandy,

    I listened, and my comment still stands :rofl:

  50. 50
    ALBoy says:

    @ Auntie Nah i think they just want to make fun of the way the Picture looks :coffee: not me never judge a book and what not

  51. 51
    Smokie says:

    WHOA this is definitely a man. The only woman I know with breasts that actually look like that is Mo’Nique and she sounds like a woman. THIS PIECE DOES NOT.

  52. 52

    Yall funny…that’s all Imma say!!!

  53. 53
    JadeAli says:

    “Why you breathing so hard?”
    “So I can live” – that big dude from BET
    The confidence is sexy…girl it’s a photo shoot!

  54. 54
    ALBoy says:

    Why you breathing so hard?”
    “So I can live”
    ____________________________________
    :rofl: this is the funniest thing i have read on SR :rofl:

  55. 55
    Zephyr1979 says:

    I listened to it. Reminds me of Biggie for real. But it’s hard to concentrate on the lyrics when you’re eyes are trying to analyze and compartmentalize what they are seeing :lol:

  56. 56
    Al-Ameera says:

    Sort of favors old Kelly Price in the first pic

  57. 57
    Sandra Rose says:

    @ Smokie: that’s a hawt new Gravi. :yes: #nohomo

  58. 58
    Sandra Rose says:

    Zephyr1979 says:

    I listened to it. Reminds me of Biggie for real. But it’s hard to concentrate on the lyrics when you’re eyes are trying to analyze and compartmentalize what they are seeing :lol:
    ____________________

    Well close your eyes then. Just listen to her gifted flow. The music industry NEEDS new artists like her. :yes:

  59. 59
    jazzyiest says:

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! :dead:

    Sandra you couldn’t possibly be serious!!! It’s hard enough listening to that scruffy azz man voice. So, the thought of having to watch her stomp around on stage or tv is REALLY making me ill.

    Why isn’t she signed?!?!?!? Did you really have to ask that?!?!? :hurl:

  60. 60
    jazzyiest says:

    AND Sandra her flow isn’t all that tight. She has a lisp for crying out loud! :rofl:

  61. 61
    ALBoy says:

    I am out yall Peace

  62. 62
    Sandra Rose says:

    ALBoy says:

    I am out yall Peace
    ________________

    Have a good night. :bye:

  63. 63
    Sandra Rose says:

    jazzyiest says:

    AND Sandra her flow isn’t all that tight. She has a lisp for crying out loud!
    __________________

    :lol:

  64. 64
    ChaCha says:

    SANDRA DID YOU SAY NO HOMO :rofl:

    COMMENT HEAVEN…………. BECAUSE OF THAT I CAN FACE TOMORROW….. :rofl:

    THANKS ALL FOR MY BIRTHDAY WISHES, THIS DAY HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN…….LUV YOU THIS MUCH :kiss:

    IMA ABOUT TO GO HOME AND GET MAD SAUCED AND THEN I’ma crash, smash, land on your rooftop

  65. 65
    West Coast Chick says:

    Cha Cha- my love- Happy Birthday- Im sorry- I didnt know :kiss:

    what do you want for your birthday?

    :bday:

  66. 66
    winenroses says:

    How bout BIG and Aretha as her Mom and Dad? Anyway…the woman needs a

    serious diet program. She’s a couple of hot wings away from a massive

    heart attack.

  67. 67
    West Coast Chick says:

    ALBoy says:

    I am out yall Peace

    _______________________________________

    Good Night ALBoy- Im sure youre gonna sleep well, thanks to Choco :lol:

  68. 68
    jazzyiest says:

    And why do I keep watching this video finding new stuff that I didn’t see before???

    Why does the website on the vid say strange beauty productions?!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, that is surely some STRANGE beauty she has going on. :hurl:

    And did she just say something about crashing, smashing and landing on somebodies rooftop?!?!? WTF

    All I ask is that she doesn’t land on my rooftop. My insurance company wont pay out if a Brahma Bull falls into my living room.

    I swear Sandra! Some of this stuff I know you just post for kicks. :rofl:

  69. 69
    ChaCha says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Cha Cha- my love- Happy Birthday- Im sorry- I didnt know

    what do you want for your birthday?

    *In my best Akeem (Coming to America) voice :whistle:

    TOO BE LOVED…..TO BE LOVED…. OHHHHH WHAT A FEEELING TO BE LOVED!!!!

  70. 70
    xcal86 says:

    NO COMMENT. But silence says everything… Nuff said, lol.

  71. 71
    ShazzJ says:

    1 comment 1 question….
    1. sound like she need a 2pc and a biscuit for a breathin’ treatment
    2. are those tiggo biddies or Man tiddies!
    #imjussayin

    :rofl:

  72. 72
    SexyToothpic says:

    Oh and Happy Birthday ChaCha…..enjoy the rest of it :cheer1: …….I know you had a ball today….

  73. 73
    ChaCha says:

    SexyToothpic says:

    Oh and Happy Birthday ChaCha…..enjoy the rest of it …….I know you had a ball today

    I DID :cheer: I DID… THANKS BABY!

  74. 74
    flsun99 says:

    WTF was that Sandra?

  75. 75
    West Coast Chick says:

    ChaCha says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Cha Cha- my love- Happy Birthday- Im sorry- I didnt know

    what do you want for your birthday?

    *In my best Akeem (Coming to America) voice

    TOO BE LOVED…..TO BE LOVED…. OHHHHH WHAT A FEEELING TO BE LOVED!!!!

    ____________________________________________

    :lol:
    BTW: your blog….fire!

  76. 76
    ChaCha says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    BTW: your blog….fire!

    awww Im glad you like it… dont be afraid to share either… I know you got some hidden treasures :yes:

  77. 77
    Peachizz says:

    Jesus,Mary and Joseph!!!!!!! If this si the state of HipHop, Ya damn right “Bitches better beware”…

  78. 78
    yvonne79 says:

    *chanting and pumping fists* Vera, Vera, Vera…… :rofl:

  79. 79
    yvonne79 says:

    This has to be a dude….Did y’all listen to her voice? It’s Santa Claus B!tches…..Oh my goodness this was comical! :lol:

  80. 80
    peanutbuttercup says:

    And in the words of the late Bernie Mac, “Ohhhhhh I’m nervous”.

  81. 81
    Ms.kaylamomma says:

    :blink:

  82. 82
    Smokie says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    @ Smokie: that’s a hawt new Gravi. #nohomo

    _____

    Thanks Sandra. #really?… ;-)

  83. 83
    kwall says:

    I WATCHED TWICE and I am STILL confused…made me pour more WINE…

    WTF IS this Ms. Rose…??

    SHIM aka HIM-SH

    “LUUUUUCY…you got some ‘splaining to dew!!!!”

  84. 84
    kwall says:

    DEW this person got a muffing LISP? As I listen AGAIN…

    OKAAAAY sounding like Cindy Brady…

  85. 85
    M3z says:

    I’m all late, but this is HI-larious! Ya’ll went in tonight. MissTeary is a transgendered person that’s why she has that raspy voice. A combo of Big, Kim, BoneCrusher, and pastor troy… :rofl:

  86. 86
    Sandra Rose says:

    yvonne79 says:

    This has to be a dude….Did y’all listen to her voice? It’s Santa Claus B!tches…..
    _____________________

    Once again: she has a thyroid gland problem that makes her voice a little deep. And, yes, I fell out when she said that Santa Claus line. :rofl:

  87. 87
    SexyToothpic says:

    ….I was waiting to see the man-boobs pop out :kona:

  88. 88
    ELove says:

    Hold UP… DID Ms. Sandra say NO HOMO ?!!? :blink:

    Oh and the Comments are Just HILARIOUS (Real…) :lol:

  89. 89
    shannon04 says:

    I saw some of the other videos..I must say she has a nice flow. Her being trangendered doesnt bother me at all…but that lipstick is something else :nono:
    In the first picture she actually looks nice

  90. 90
    ELove says:

    I JUST listened TO and SEEN This MESS (And NOW My Thoughts…)

    NOT that I wanted to but I ONLY saw from HALF HER STOMACH UP… She has NO NECK (At ALL…) and those FLAP-JACKS that I GUESS can be classified as Female BREASTS is Seriously Debatable IMO

    THIS COULD VERY WELL BE AN OBESE MAN WITH MAKE-UP & A WIG ON !!! :shrug:

  91. 91
    Jay Bee says:

    dang! we do not need anymore violence… who’s gonna buy ya music if u kill everybody in ya rhymes…

    thats why im #TeamNicki because she has not killed one person yet
    (not yet)

    Public Enenmy “Fight the Power” u got the fight the power ……

  92. 92
    cocoa49 says:

    speechless…….:wtf

  93. 93
    Jay Bee says:

    laughin my butt off. yooooooooo she’ll be a good comedian yo and she gotta voice like Mystikal..AHAHAHAHAH!

    Im sure somebody gonna use her as a gimmick.. now shes hot like the homey Eli “I did it”

  94. 94
    attorneymom says:

    This is some scary ish. I just started sleeping through the night. SMDH

  95. 95
    Audacious2 says:

    Why did I make sure my doors were locked after watching her?
    Did she say “……..just ‘asph’ 50 cent” ? I wonder if he’s on her mixsph’ CD? LOL – her lisp & rapping is killing me!
    She need to lay off the koolaide or that Ms. Melody chain around her neck is causing that acanthosis nigricans she got.
    *smh*

  96. 96
    flyqtnva says:

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo……..smh

  97. 97
    pinksghetti says:

    That’s definitely a man (thank goodness, I’m glad that’s not a real woman looking like that). I guess if your fat enough even men can have breast that look real. That would really turn the rap industry on it’s head if a drag queen would become famous.

  98. 98
    iscream says:

    I did’t know implants could sag like that? :blink:

    that looks more like if Madea and Shanana had a child.

  99. 99
    iscream says:

    FLYYYYYYYYYY

    :bye:

    Hey Ms. Lady….

  100. 100
    Sweet-tea says:

    LMAO(all i can do is laugh)Um,kay…no comment.

  101. 101
    KayCeiSoul says:

    *Singing Sisqo’s line*

    “Tell me why oh why oh why…why oh why oh why?”

  102. 102
    kwall says:

    test

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