If Lil Kim and The Notorious BIG Had a Daughter…

Sandra Rose December 6, 2010

When I first heard someone mention Miss Teary Man Made’s name, I thought they were referring to chris brown — not a female rapper with a glandular problem.

If the late, great Notorious BIG and rapper Lil Kim ever had a daughter, she would probably be as talented as Miss Teary Man Made.

Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?

Here’s a sample of Miss Teary Man Made’s lyrics:

    I’ma dangerous b*tch, you in danger b*tch
    red lights spinning, you’d better slow up your sh*t
    Or I’ma crash, smash, land on your rooftop
    It’s Santa Claus b*tches! Knock Knock!

Blame it on Miss Jia

Pikaso

Is the jury still out on whether this is a male or female? #justasking
CFREE

Mama said if you aint got nothin nice to say, say nothin at all
Zephyr1979

I’m confused…..

Is that a real woman or a man dressed like a woman?
Anna

What’s up w/the 10 lb gold necklace and her Aretha Franklin upper body type. I don’t know who she is.
CFREE

Pikaso, it does look a lil confused eh
Zephyr1979

He or she could use a push-up bra
West Coast Chick

“Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?”

ummmm, cuz she big and fat. and hip hop likes sexy vixen chicks rappin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@WEST COAST
“Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?”
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ummmm, cuz she big and fat. and hip hop likes sexy vixen chicks rappin?
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Usually the big man lookin hoes are the ones that succeed.

Queen Latifah
Missy Elliot
Eve
MC Lyte
Trina…

Not a sexy vixen among them. Hail, it’s “Questionable” about them being chicks…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

Her nose needs to have weight reduction surgery.
JadeAli

What are yall talking about…She’s cute.
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

I CANT ………I REALLY JUST……………..CANT, AND I’ONT WANNA EITHER
http://twitter.com/Proberson07 proberson07

@ sandra…..”not a female rapper with a glandular problem.”
West Coast Chick

@ Man
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

JadeAli says:

What are yall talking about…She’s cute.

In a BIG MAMA’s house sans Martin Lawrence sorta way ……..SEE WHY…WHY DID YA MAKE ME DO IT

By the way Im Cha Cha… I meant to introduce myself before!
JadeAli

Hi ChaCha fresh and new here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

Did I hear the word “fresh” comin from some young thang up in here?
candibfly

iCan’t
ALBoy

Her nose needs to have weight reduction surgery
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candibfly

u did hear that…and what now?
candibfly

AL
JadeAli

What age is young?
thaspinaltruth

If anybody is looking for the road to destruction, just look between her chest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“u did hear that…and what now? ”
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She needs to be escorted to the door as this is a “mature” blog.
candibfly

i see
ALBoy

she cute for a Baby Hippo
ALBoy

@ Ms Cookies and cream hershey what up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI

I’m considerate if nothing else.
candibfly

cookies and cream is my fav!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@AL BOY
“she cute for a Baby Hippo ”
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Look like she lookin for a nice river or pond she can wallow in.
Genia

I would rather watch the 12 foot python regurgitate the adult antelope over and over than see this tragic excuse for WHAT ever gender group this big azz IT belongs to on video again. My eyes haven’t stopped bleeding, my ears haven’t stopped muting themselves and I can’t keep the contents of my stomach down.
ALBoy

Is it in a hoveround i cant imagine the damage it would do to its hind legs if it stood up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@GENIA
“I would rather watch the 12 foot python regurgitate the adult antelope over and over than see this tragic excuse for WHAT ever gender group this big azz IT belongs to on video again. My eyes haven’t stopped bleeding, my ears haven’t stopped muting themselves and I can’t keep the contents of my stomach down.”
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[This comment was edited by the moderator for violating SR community rules (only 2 smileys per post). Any further violations of this type will result in a 24-hour time out and/or banishment.]
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

She’s not ugly! But I will say…with this industry being the way it is…do u really have to answer that question???!!! I mean, look at my boo Nicki…she was totally fine before…but they still had to go and make her artificial for her to “work”…the Notorious B.I.M wouldn’t work either…sawry!

S/N: I’d be interesting in hearing the rest of that song tho…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Still not interested in watching video – but uh Congrats I think
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

GENIA….PACK UP AND GO THE FLUCK HOME… YOUR JOB IS DONE HERE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

O_O

After listening…. I think that’s a dude.
God no
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

**sad** cant hear or see at work!
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

Les,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Did you say Notorious B.I.M…. Please help Ms Genia carry her things to the car…. GET THE FLUCK IN AND THE BOTH OF YOU DRIVE REALLY FAR AND DONT COME BACK
SexyToothpic

That is a Man Made Drag Queen!!!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

LesBinLuv says:

She’s not ugly! But I will say…with this industry being the way it is…do u really have to answer that question???!!! I mean, look at my boo Nicki…she was totally fine before…but they still had to go and make her artificial for her to “work”…
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@SEXY
”
That is a Man Made Drag Queen!!! ”
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… It is. Tom bout “Strangebeauty Productions.”

**I bet that nigga would cut you behind “his” man**
thaspinaltruth

Everything about this (Thing) is wrong, from the chopped off eyebrows, the blue majic lipstick, the nile river runs through it chest, the connect the dots breasts, the cow that die fur coat, the kool moe d chain, I can’t, I’m out….
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

ChaCha…shut up…pahahahahahahaha ROTFLaffin@urazz!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Have any of you even listened to Miss Teary Man Made?
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

Hey Aunt Sandra…I miss u girl!
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

I’ll be listening as soon as I hit the home PC…and will be sure to check with my thoughts!

I’m Outtie **Tye from Clueless voice**
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

LesBinLuv says:

**sad** cant hear or see at work!
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I promise you will be amazed when you hear her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@SANDRA ROSE
“Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?”
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“She” should be a welcome addition to Grand Hustle! Do they have any “female” rappers?

Look what Eve did for Ruff Ryders when she hit the scene, and The Lady of Rage with No Limit, and Lil Kim with Bad Boy, and Nicki Minaj with Young Money.

T.I. may be missing an oppurtunity with this one. You betta call him up.
SexyToothpic

@ Miss Sandy,

I listened, and my comment still stands
ALBoy

@ Auntie Nah i think they just want to make fun of the way the Picture looks not me never judge a book and what not
http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

WHOA this is definitely a man. The only woman I know with breasts that actually look like that is Mo’Nique and she sounds like a woman. THIS PIECE DOES NOT.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

Yall funny…that’s all Imma say!!!
JadeAli

“Why you breathing so hard?”
“So I can live” – that big dude from BET
The confidence is sexy…girl it’s a photo shoot!
ALBoy

Why you breathing so hard?”
“So I can live”
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this is the funniest thing i have read on SR
Zephyr1979

I listened to it. Reminds me of Biggie for real. But it’s hard to concentrate on the lyrics when you’re eyes are trying to analyze and compartmentalize what they are seeing
Al-Ameera

Sort of favors old Kelly Price in the first pic
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ Smokie: that’s a hawt new Gravi. #nohomo
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Zephyr1979 says:

I listened to it. Reminds me of Biggie for real. But it’s hard to concentrate on the lyrics when you’re eyes are trying to analyze and compartmentalize what they are seeing
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Well close your eyes then. Just listen to her gifted flow. The music industry NEEDS new artists like her.
jazzyiest

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Sandra you couldn’t possibly be serious!!! It’s hard enough listening to that scruffy azz man voice. So, the thought of having to watch her stomp around on stage or tv is REALLY making me ill.

Why isn’t she signed?!?!?!? Did you really have to ask that?!?!?
jazzyiest

AND Sandra her flow isn’t all that tight. She has a lisp for crying out loud!
ALBoy

I am out yall Peace
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

ALBoy says:

I am out yall Peace
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Have a good night.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

jazzyiest says:

AND Sandra her flow isn’t all that tight. She has a lisp for crying out loud!
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http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

SANDRA DID YOU SAY NO HOMO

COMMENT HEAVEN…………. BECAUSE OF THAT I CAN FACE TOMORROW…..

THANKS ALL FOR MY BIRTHDAY WISHES, THIS DAY HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN…….LUV YOU THIS MUCH

IMA ABOUT TO GO HOME AND GET MAD SAUCED AND THEN I’ma crash, smash, land on your rooftop
West Coast Chick

Cha Cha- my love- Happy Birthday- Im sorry- I didnt know

what do you want for your birthday?
winenroses

How bout BIG and Aretha as her Mom and Dad? Anyway…the woman needs a

serious diet program. She’s a couple of hot wings away from a massive

heart attack.
West Coast Chick

ALBoy says:

I am out yall Peace

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Good Night ALBoy- Im sure youre gonna sleep well, thanks to Choco
jazzyiest

And why do I keep watching this video finding new stuff that I didn’t see before???

Why does the website on the vid say strange beauty productions?!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, that is surely some STRANGE beauty she has going on.

And did she just say something about crashing, smashing and landing on somebodies rooftop?!?!? WTF

All I ask is that she doesn’t land on my rooftop. My insurance company wont pay out if a Brahma Bull falls into my living room.

I swear Sandra! Some of this stuff I know you just post for kicks.
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

West Coast Chick says:

Cha Cha- my love- Happy Birthday- Im sorry- I didnt know

what do you want for your birthday?

*In my best Akeem (Coming to America) voice

TOO BE LOVED…..TO BE LOVED…. OHHHHH WHAT A FEEELING TO BE LOVED!!!!
xcal86

NO COMMENT. But silence says everything… Nuff said, lol.
ShazzJ

1 comment 1 question….
1. sound like she need a 2pc and a biscuit for a breathin’ treatment
2. are those tiggo biddies or Man tiddies!
#imjussayin
SexyToothpic

Oh and Happy Birthday ChaCha…..enjoy the rest of it …….I know you had a ball today….
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

SexyToothpic says:

Oh and Happy Birthday ChaCha…..enjoy the rest of it …….I know you had a ball today

I DID I DID… THANKS BABY!
flsun99

WTF was that Sandra?
West Coast Chick

ChaCha says:

West Coast Chick says:

Cha Cha- my love- Happy Birthday- Im sorry- I didnt know

what do you want for your birthday?

*In my best Akeem (Coming to America) voice

TOO BE LOVED…..TO BE LOVED…. OHHHHH WHAT A FEEELING TO BE LOVED!!!!

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BTW: your blog….fire!
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

West Coast Chick says:

BTW: your blog….fire!

awww Im glad you like it… dont be afraid to share either… I know you got some hidden treasures
Peachizz

Jesus,Mary and Joseph!!!!!!! If this si the state of HipHop, Ya damn right “Bitches better beware”…
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

*chanting and pumping fists* Vera, Vera, Vera……
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

This has to be a dude….Did y’all listen to her voice? It’s Santa Claus B!tches…..Oh my goodness this was comical!
peanutbuttercup

And in the words of the late Bernie Mac, “Ohhhhhh I’m nervous”.
Ms.kaylamomma
http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

Sandra Rose says:

@ Smokie: that’s a hawt new Gravi. #nohomo

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Thanks Sandra. #really?…
kwall

I WATCHED TWICE and I am STILL confused…made me pour more WINE…

WTF IS this Ms. Rose…??

SHIM aka HIM-SH

“LUUUUUCY…you got some ‘splaining to dew!!!!”
kwall

DEW this person got a muffing LISP? As I listen AGAIN…

OKAAAAY sounding like Cindy Brady…
M3z

I’m all late, but this is HI-larious! Ya’ll went in tonight. MissTeary is a transgendered person that’s why she has that raspy voice. A combo of Big, Kim, BoneCrusher, and pastor troy…
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

yvonne79 says:

This has to be a dude….Did y’all listen to her voice? It’s Santa Claus B!tches…..
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Once again: she has a thyroid gland problem that makes her voice a little deep. And, yes, I fell out when she said that Santa Claus line.
SexyToothpic

….I was waiting to see the man-boobs pop out
ELove

Hold UP… DID Ms. Sandra say NO HOMO ?!!?

Oh and the Comments are Just HILARIOUS (Real…)
shannon04

I saw some of the other videos..I must say she has a nice flow. Her being trangendered doesnt bother me at all…but that lipstick is something else
In the first picture she actually looks nice
ELove

I JUST listened TO and SEEN This MESS (And NOW My Thoughts…)

NOT that I wanted to but I ONLY saw from HALF HER STOMACH UP… She has NO NECK (At ALL…) and those FLAP-JACKS that I GUESS can be classified as Female BREASTS is Seriously Debatable IMO

THIS COULD VERY WELL BE AN OBESE MAN WITH MAKE-UP & A WIG ON !!!
http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

dang! we do not need anymore violence… who’s gonna buy ya music if u kill everybody in ya rhymes…

thats why im #TeamNicki because she has not killed one person yet
(not yet)

Public Enenmy “Fight the Power” u got the fight the power ……
cocoa49

speechless…….:wtf
http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

laughin my butt off. yooooooooo she’ll be a good comedian yo and she gotta voice like Mystikal..AHAHAHAHAH!

Im sure somebody gonna use her as a gimmick.. now shes hot like the homey Eli “I did it”
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

This is some scary ish. I just started sleeping through the night. SMDH
Audacious2

Why did I make sure my doors were locked after watching her?
Did she say “……..just ‘asph’ 50 cent” ? I wonder if he’s on her mixsph’ CD? LOL – her lisp & rapping is killing me!
She need to lay off the koolaide or that Ms. Melody chain around her neck is causing that acanthosis nigricans she got.
*smh*
flyqtnva

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo……..smh
pinksghetti

That’s definitely a man (thank goodness, I’m glad that’s not a real woman looking like that). I guess if your fat enough even men can have breast that look real. That would really turn the rap industry on it’s head if a drag queen would become famous.
http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

I did’t know implants could sag like that?

that looks more like if Madea and Shanana had a child.
http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

FLYYYYYYYYYY

Hey Ms. Lady….
Sweet-tea

LMAO(all i can do is laugh)Um,kay…no comment.
KayCeiSoul

*Singing Sisqo’s line*

“Tell me why oh why oh why…why oh why oh why?”
kwall

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