Keri Hilson’s ‘No Boys Allowed’ Projected To Sell Over 100k

at the album being titled “Calling All Boys.”
She must be working with Tyler Perry or Chris Stokes or something.

I thought it was called “No Boys Allowed.” She is pretty to me.

@SANDRA
Don’t you get tired of people tryin to count YOUR money?

@AL
“WHERE IS SOLODIVA SHE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ME!”
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Solo Diva knows how to treat you????? Dis nicca KILLIN me today!

@YSO
Well I guess it’s small enough to get confused like that.
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Jealousy is very unattractive in a lady.

@AL
My bad homie. I ain’t know you was down wit Choco like that. I ain’t goin lie. I to’ that azz up.

If it makes you feel any better, she said she “felt bad” as she was wiping off her face.

@CHOCO
“My bad homie. I ain’t know you was down wit Choco like that. I ain’t goin lie. I to’ that azz up.
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This did not happen you are not a good friend”
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I’m sorry, but I MUST tell the truth.
You “inhaled” all 3.5 of me.

@DIMPZ
“If it makes you feel any better, she said she “felt bad” as she was wiping off her face.
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HOMEWRECKER!
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I got “Fantasia’d”… I didn’t KNOW she was wit someone!

@Choco
“Had to laugh at this but i will be pistol whippin @ Man right after this though .
I aint the dude thats like i dont blame the other Man nah i blame everybody i making reservations at the ICU for all involved parties Im tryin to paralize both of yall
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No need for all of that NOTHING HAPPENED @ MAN so STOP it we barely escaped the YUGO engulfed in flames I REPEAT NOTHING HAPPENED”
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**whispering to Choco**
“Did you get the condom out the car??”

@AL

Ima tell everything! Choco and I started messin round RIGHT after yall got together. I told Choco you would notice. She said she would just say “we cool” and “like brother and sister” and you would never suspect.

She REALLY didn’t like you flirtin with Solo. She with ANGER that nite!

@CHOCO
“**whispering to Choco**
“Did you get the condom out the car??”
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Whatever could you be talking about ”
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**whispering**
“…I think I left the condom I was bangin you wit in the Yugo! Oh yeah, here, these are yours: **hands Choco thong panties** I stuffed ’em in my pocket when we had to take off.”

@CHOCO
“Yso there are free christmas licking coupons available upon request xxx “-AL
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WHOA!
Dis nigga is HEATED to be offerin that to…. “everybody.”

@AL

You know what. It ain’t THAT bad dawg. It was just me and you with Choco so it ain’t like she was FUGGIN ALL THE WAY OVA YOU. Now if someone else comes up then it’s TROUBLE, TROUBLE!

@AL
“That innocent angel didn’t even know what a pe.nis looked like till she met me
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She acted the same way with me was she gagging and choking with you too
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**callin rape hotline on Al**

I abhor people that don’t respect other people’s relationships!

QUIT CHEATIN AND HOE-IN IN 2011!

@AL
“the real deal was all i said was i got El debarge tickets and it went from Halo to XXXalo i was like dont you have a dude she was like NO finish me she was respectful though she used your clothes to clean up the mess ”
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Not my Candi!!!

@AL
Dude, be a MAN and take care of that child! You feed it enough and it’s goin look like you.

**Maury voice**
Al, you’re the only father that child knows. Take good care of it. Be a man.

Shouldn’t Yso be goin work on her gravi or something?

@DIMPLEZ
“I’m gone need Jazzy Pha to stop talking to me. *looking like he just walked up on a buffet*”
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I ain’t goin lie, this gravie has been slowly killing me. I think Ima keep it up for a while.

@AL
“boy i aint rasin nobodies children especially not a flouresent beige one.”
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DIS CHILD NEEDS A GOOD HOME AND YOU WIT CHOCO SO YOU GOTTA TAKE THE CHILD TOO!
**shoves Choco pregnant azz into Al’s car**

@AL
“Cut Chocos air bag off and drives into on coming traffic”
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MY UNBORN SON!

@DIMPZ
“@ this some shyt?! NOW it’s HIS son! Man the type of ninja love his kids from afar until they pass child support age. LOL”
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Yeah! Until he full grown or shows potential to be SOMETHING then it’s Al’s child!
**gives dap to Kenny Anderson**

@AL
“after a quick run by the er Choco is fine Lil Baby Beige did not make it moment of silence for the khaki kid ……….”
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I loved lil Man Jr. so much! CURSE YOU AL!

@DIMPZ
“Poor Man, that was his potential meal ticket in 18yrs”
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Now Ima have to put another one up in some chick and hope she got a sucka azz nicca to raise him and chit!

@AL
“you still got your three in FLA by Flo so you should be good ”
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They ain’t showin NO potential.
I guess I should check on dem bastids since it “Christmas” and chit. Ugh. They be wantin my “attention” and askin for me “love them and stay there for a while” and chit.

You know what, I ain’t callin ’em. Fluck it.