Morning Glory: Perrish Cox’s Accuser? **NSFW**
Did you hear the one about the football star and the groupie?
According to a confidential source, the woman who is accusing Denver Broncos rookie cornerback Perrish Cox of sexual assault is a video vixen and butt model who’s very well-known in professional sports circles.
Cox, 23, was arrested last Thursday night and released on bond after the woman went to police with her harrowing tale. She said that Cox took advantage of her sexually while she was “physically helpless” and “incapable of determining the nature of the conduct.” In other words, she was asleep.
Sources say that the woman and Cox were dating from the time he arrived in Denver earlier this year. Then things eventually got out of hand on October 28. Whether an actual rape occurred is up to the courts to decide. But friends of Cox question why she waited so long to press charges if the assault occurred two months ago?
A judge on Thursday ordered the release of the criminal complaint document. Prosecutors had argued that the document remain secret since Cox was a public figure.
For whatever reason, the woman suddenly deleted her Twitter and Myspace pages yesterday afternoon. But thanks to Internet technology (and Google cache) I was able to retrieve them.
Cox, who has lawyered up, hasn’t released a statement but the Broncos management did. You can read that statement here.
“She seems nice and he seems nice,” said a friend of both Cox and the victim. “I can’t see either one of them taking advantage of each other. Why would he ruin his football career to rape her? As much free pu$$y as he can get?”
Aside from the fact that everyone already knows who she is, just why did the woman delete her Twitter page and Myspace? Well, take a look at the pics after the break and you decide.
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Photos: Twitter
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i guess i can no longer say ‘keep phuckin with beyatches’ now that the guys in eddie long’s case bout to get paid too.
I just hate when women scream rape and it’s not really what happened. The guy is publicly humiliated–in this case–and life turned upside down. Can both just give accurate accounts of what happened to the proper authorities, were you pnp, was she drunk, you did this all the time, etc?
Say what now?
I don’t know who shot John but in gen women shouldn’t lie about being raped or assualted.
Hope they figure out what did/didnt happen
The “friend of Cox” should know that rape isn’t about whether or not a dude CAN get free snatch.
Either way, I hope the truth prevails.
Daisy says:
Say what now?
I don’t know who shot John but in gen women shouldn’t lie about being raped or assualted.
Hope they figure out what did/didnt happen
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He should take a play out of Ben Rothelisburger’s handbook, and he’ll be okay…oh wait I forgot he isn’t white….
@Kezi I know and I use to love me some Big Ben
@Daisy,
I hope they sort through this mess soon.
Man these men with monies have to be careful with this new found success…. people come into your life with motives.. lawd please i pray that when my son is drafted and flourishes he is covered by this mess…Amen
lol2 who shot john, i aint heard that in years
where do these typically groupie ‘model’ girls come from, im sick of pro athletes falling for these same types
I can’t assume that just because she is a King-type booty model that she wasn’t raped. Is that what you are trying to imply Miss Sandra? Have you determined that this woman is guilty based solely on her background?
And please believe professional athletes commit rapes, murders, dog fighting rings and the whole 9 despite what is at risk for them.
Same story, diff day. If he did rape her, I hope justice prevails.
@sponge where you been?
I just requested you on twitter Fyi…
Oh well hopefully no one was raped
@Sponge I am good for a throwback saying or to #countrygirl
Say it ain’t so…
tink, tink, tink, tink….Alrite Im in my seat, lets get this started #pleaseandthankyou
*two
I’m here!
Damn Tink Tink how the hell did you beat ME in here? I coulda sworn I passed you!
<— Goes back to fixing my car so I can pull it off the red carpet since I AINT WIN SHYT
YA'LL HAVENT HEARD THE LAST OF CHA CHA!
TO ALL MY PRETTY BISHES (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)
THICKNESS
CHOCO
HIS
HARLEM
CANDY
MZ DIMPLEZ
YSO
MIRDA
WEST COAST CHICK
BOSSTOWN
THE TRUTH
WUT
OH PRETTY
FREE
YVONNE
SASO
BROWN
CFREE
LAKER
OTB
KINGSTON
AND THICKNISSSIS GOOD LUCK ON THE WIN ANY OTHER OF YA'LL I FORGOT, I HAVE TO READ THE COMMENTS LATER BECAUSE THIS DAY HAS BEEN SO BUSY BUT IF YOU SHOUTED ME OUT I LUB YA TO DEAF…BE BACK LATER
let me hurry and get to my new seat. Bedazzled riot gear is in place and I’m ready.
tink, tink, tink, tink….Alrite Im in my seat, lets get this started #pleaseandthankyou
everytime I read tink tink tink
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Loving the pics, she shoulda won sexiest female
@CHA
@ CHA and posting comment
…
Sources say that the woman and Cox were dating from the time he arrived in Denver earlier this year. Then things eventually got out of hand on October 28.
In other words, she was asleep.
butt model
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is this accused date rape cause they knew each other…where was she sleep at…what is a butt model…so many questions and not enough time…
I had to immediately scroll down…I can’t have azz on display at work
I wasn’t expecting those pics
*finds a seat AWAY from the heffas at these awards*
*fans self with church fan*
@Civil
mee too… i had to suddenly Page Dwn
but i’m safe now…
*lifts train to block seats*
Im sorry. Im saving these. *fake smile*
I hope this is the smoking section…
@civil
I never click on the nsfw post. I can’t have that on my computer. I’m at home now. lol
*walking in, peacoat with the new new Louboutin thigh high boots with a Burberry scarf, hair in a messy up do, vamp lips/nails…….takes a seat with a long sigh while looking at my Nixon 51-30*
ugh i’m starving….scrolldown ALSO
DAMMIT WHERE’S YVONNE!
Heyyy His, sit by me.
….we show one another love on this blog. Some exchanges stand out more than others. Our nominees for “Couple Of The Year”….
Manuel and Candy…
His/Harlem….
…and the winners are His and Harlem
Well I wonder if she washed her vajayjay or has it been too long for a rape kit?? And why would she wait an entire month #fishy
Mirs! hey bewski!
psh! that award…that heffa didnt even sit with me!
I’m surprise the my computer didn’t spontanous log off with those pictures on display. Massa keep the servers on serious lock down.
(finds seat next to His)
Didn’t I speak to you earlier? Sorry if I didn’t.
(plans on using His as a human shield for the second half of the show)
WELL DAYUM i BETTA BE IN THE NEXT CATEGORY!
CONGRATS @HIS!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
#fishy
I hate CIVILLL!!!
What’s up HIS_Mommy
FIANCE bish dont even act like that I pulled your ass to sit with me what more you want. You acting really crazy and showing your ass and didnt I just spend more money to upgrade that damn rock of yours bish dont get cute
Will these awards be televised?
CONGRATS HIS AND HARLEM!!!!!
Well, Well… THIS should be interesting
@civil @Ace
@K-Dub
*heads 2 the stage BUTT AZZ NEKKID*
I would like to thank my daddy for always telling me to respect my bish even if she is acting like a harlot! and Harlem for the good times..oh I wanna thank Tiny and Tip becus they set the bar for black love….Peesh, its da kang bayyybay!
*drags my drunk azz back 2 my seat*
Those are nice pictures of her. I wouldnt say that because a women is a groupie that they cant be raped by a “star” or that just because a man is a “star” that he cant commit this offence. Im simply saying the looks pretty bad for her. So many of these “video vixen” women have created bad reputations for the models to the point that those who are legitamately assaulted or impregnated with out lieing or attemptint to trap a “star” dont seem credible.
*I know mothafluckas aint just giving out congrats to one person for couple of the year. Loads up shot gun*
*snaps fingers appluading His*
Uh-oh
running through these categories really quick..HVAC unit went out in the house and I have to meet the repair man…..
These people were voted to “Most Likely It In”…I’m not sure what “IT” is..whatever they do, they do it well.Your nominees are……
Choco
AlBoy
MsSoloDiva
KrysiJ
….and the winner is choco
Why is everyone going to the stage nekkid?
*side-eye @Harlem*
no bew, u keep it cute*
The ring I gave u (8.6 carats 2 be exact) and the sex I give yew TRUMPS ER’THANG!
*throws award at u*
(thinks we should have voted Free and Therapist as favorite couple, tosses a side-eye at OTB just because)
Oh no! @OTB…you don’t mean it!
Ooopps!! Congrats MissH!!! #mybad
I SAID this would be interesting (DIDN’T I…)
Daisy says:
Will these awards be televised?
December 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm
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Man this joint was loading slowly and I could’nt scroll down..I panicked,and my heart started beating fast as hell…LOL all good now tho…
@Therapist…I gave u a lil holla in the other post
@Yso,
finally
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
His_Mommy623 says:
*side-eye @Harlem*
no bew, u keep it cute*
The ring I gave u (8.6 carats 2 be exact) and the sex I give yew TRUMPS ER’THANG!
*throws award at u*
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nigs got me bent if they think i’m bout to slave today. my mind is already in vacation mode
That bish win everything! Who she know?!?!
Congrats Harlem and His!!!!
well Choc is cleaning up today
ok ok ok Fiance, lets not let these EBT awardz ruin our love…I forgive yew…again!
come’er!
When is Young Hummers Perfomance?
been looking foward to that…
Daisy says:
Will these awards be televised?
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On Centric2…it’s still in development though
CivilEngineer says:
Well I wonder if she washed her vajayjay or has it been too long for a rape kit?? And why would she wait an entire month #fishy
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This is why some females get on my nerves. How can you report a rape 2 months later? She seems like a woman scorned. This poor man is 23 and has a budding career. I am not sa;ying she was or wasn’t raped, it’s easier to convict w/a rape kit, pics, bruises. @ another comment, I too want to know where she was sleeping? Was she only sleeping, was she inebriated?
Ahhhhh @His…
THAT doesn’t TRUMP The 13.5 CARATS she already has FROM ME… And I’m not even going to talk about WHAT WE’RE receiving from EACH OTHER
@ OTB
All you gotta do is a lil strange for some change 
@Otb, it could have been u bew but u ran out on me and Harlem made me fall for her..
*sigh* we had something special bizzle!
@OTB
Well, she WAS the first one to see Ace’s pretty meat.
CONGRATS CHOCO!! AGAIN!!! BISH YOU DOING IT!
….every now and then someone will make a comment that is so offensive, you silently pray their signin and passwords are blocked.Your “Most Likely To Be Banned” nominees…..
Sassy
Man, I just Don’t Care
Carrington
Kimip
…and the winner is….*lightbulb*Man, I just Don’t Care…
Thank yall HIS gave our speech being that she acting up. True FIANCE I tell ya.
*she forgot she got a 10 carat ring that took me some serious ot to get*
When you give a blow job as good as Choco, you too shall begin to win
@Eluvah, u are not engaged to my bish! take that chit back RIGHT NOW!
um, Harlem *taps foot* rectify this chit
Choco won again? Dayum
Well, she WAS the first one to see Ace’s pretty meat
without prompting might I add
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@Peach
Oh I get it.
YSo they make cream for that eye infection you seem to have..
When you give a blow job as good as Choco, you too shall begin to win
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This is true but have I gone down on you yet
Sorry HIS I missed it.
@YSO…lmao
@Free…u right u might not be my type…..but it’s all love…I hope…u wasn’t taking any of that serious were u?
*sitting in corner of VIP drunk as hell off Boones Farm.* Is it ova yet?
LOVIN EVERYBODY GRAVI’S THIS FRIDAY!
Congrats to all the winners!
CONGRATS MAN!! **waiting on the side of the stage to escort you**
*takes 5 shots of patron in a row*
its about 2 be smoke in the city!
YAAAYYYYYYYYYY at MAN
Also. What about the News Reporter who claimed a Mexican man raped her. SMH. White women will never blame a white man raped them when they are lying.
@His
sitting in corner of VIP drunk as hell off Boones Farm.* Is it ova yet?
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Cocoaaaaaaaaaa
therapist1911 says:
Sorry HIS I missed it.
@YSO…lmao
@Free…u right u might not be my type…..but it’s all love…I hope…u wasn’t taking any of that serious were u?
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*runs to the bathroom to look in the mirror…looking down, seeing no penis no balls….* Yea I might not be!
Yea, I took it personal…lemme get this blade out of my mouth.
Cocoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
FIANCE we made up dont worry bout what EBABY is saying and besides I still hear you dreaming bout OTB in your sleep so a chick had to…..
PAGING ACE: YOU ARE WANTED BACKSTAGE….
@Therapist, i grabbed yo ass and one of ur balls when u were going on stage…did i not grab hard enough?
i’ll accept the award for man. i want to thank everyone that voted for him. and wore their ‘don’t ban man’ t-shirts when the poll was asked. i’d also like to thank myself for putting up with him and spending all of his rush card money. it ain’t an easy job u know. *bows deeply like rudy did on the cosby show when she was the wind in the play*
When you give a blow job as good as Choco, you too shall begin to win
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This is true but have I gone down on you yet
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Nope, but I have heard the many a legends of the Bluff Job of the Great Choco
*hiccups* Condrats Chocho! I knewed ju hads it inya to when it awl!
*turns to Dimpz to see a Half empty bottle*
“baby…maybe you should drink some water…or …better yet let me have the rest of that..You gotta be able to walk to get to the after party…We in the wrong post for you to be inebriated..”
sometimes some women don’t report being rape because people will think they deserve it or they are embarrassed and ashamed ..
Someone tell me how to bold and italicize pls
HIS AND HARLEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
YOU KNOW I VOTED FOR MY TWO FAVE BISHES
IM SENDING YOU BOTH ON A HONEYMOON BEFO THE MARRIAGE….AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO SMANGVILLE…. DONT WORRY ITS ON ME *LITERALLY
MZD
did you say you were at yahoo
*hears his name called over the intercom*
ah crap… um…Choco can you take care of Dimpz for me shes had 1 too many…and i need to go backstage..
Please…and thank you
*runs backstage to meet with Yvonne*
@Tink
I gotchu
@Dimpz thanks bew
at slurred speach
Walking in this Bi*** late as Hell b/c I CAN… Congrats to everyone that won so far.
Showing my girl Cha Cha some love for shouting me out
@Free….dang u gonna slice me up MA…..lol be easy (Where is Julius…security)
@His….I had so many pinching and grabbin….sorry I miss ya
OutsidetheBox says:
@Free. Blades though? You came equipped like the queens. *hi 5*
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Dayum right.
CHA CHAAAAAAAA
& 
my bish *denzel voice*
@OTB <—-#THAT!
Um, ChaCha, can I also be on you too *literally?
@ Brown…Yes ma’am
@ Peach…I can’t drink more than two glasses or anything. I always end up either buzzed or with a headache. You new right? How do you do?
Comment #109
I’m ALWAYZ in your corner… Emotionally, Physically and Spiritually 
Sooooo WHERE are WE THREE going so Y’all can put on THIS Private Show for DADDY 
AND listen to what you are SAYING My Boo
Congrats to all the winner.
yvonne79 says:
….every now and then someone will make a comment that is so offensive, you silently pray their signin and passwords are blocked.Your “Most Likely To Be Banned” nominees…..
Sassy
Man, I just Don’t Care
Carrington
Kimip
…and the winner is….*lightbulb*Man, I just Don’t Care…
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LOL.
congrats to some of my favorite peeps his and harlem! *group hug*
ummmm u know what?
*hands award 2 Harlem and Eluvah*
I was nothing but faithful 2 ur ass! even after the peen pop rawks fiasco! does ur ONLY fiance E know bout that huh? huh?
*snatches Boones farm from Dimpz and stumbles away*
I need 2 stop at the pawn shop…mhm and somebody find my gawd damn clothes!!
*puts boones farm bottle sticker over my patootie*
@Ace
I got her
Cmere guhl now fix your makeup looking like a damn raccoon
Sandra, why u got this chick bust the phuk wide open, u know we at work sneakn an chit
Did Tink Win? been in and out, that nig had a helluva campaign goin
@MzDimplez Why, yes I am! Nice to meet you
@ The Rapist
Don’t call Julius now…This between (pointing) you and me!!!
@ Choco…You’s is Wellcum
maybe a group hug is a bad idea
@Free
@ Phrozen
Pleasure P what’s up!!
Did Tink Win? been in and out, that nig had a helluva campaign goin
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Did your ass vote for me
@ Choco…Thanx babe. I gots to do better. *looks at His* What the Faaa…Did she just steal my bottle?
@ Peach…Nice to meet you! *thinks I should’ve thought to wear that&
After all of the hair pulling,and ball pinching,bleach throwing,STD wishing that occurred this week..EVERYONE in here needs to Get ‘ER DONE this weekend and come back playing nicely on MONDAY! Because Obama AND Auntie said so…..
@Free….remember I’m pretty….u can’t slice me up….I won’t when next year lmao
@Free Waddup Ma?! I’m clutching my sides laughing at you and @theRAPIST go at it…It’s comedy at it’s finest
These awards started at 11 and its now going on 3
Sick of sitting in these folded chairs.
walks to the Podium to make an annoucnemtn
Due to scheduling conflicts Yvonne our gracious host is no longer able to continue with her duties as the MC for tonight events. I’ll be runnin the show from here on out with a few Guest presenters…
Y’all take about 2mins to run to the little ladies room or the mens room, Choco you stay out of both.
And we Will have the next award too you shortly….
Why this lady at our company potluck ask me how I liked her cake…. I LIED LIKE A MUTHAFLUCKA….
CHA CHA: OH MY GOODNESS IT WAS SOOOO DIVINE
HER: WELL IF THERE IS ANY LEFT TAKE A PIECE HOME FOR YOUR HUSBAND
AND THE STUFFING/DRESSING…….. IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CRUMBLES ?
@theRAPIST
you’re hilarious bruh!
*stumbles back to Dimpz*
Yes, I did bew…I’m sorry *hands empty bottle back 2 u*
Ace wants it this way…he says ur chit faced..
*wanders away to find more likka*
@Phrozen..maybe Free and I can host next year (a la Terrence & Taraji)
If this aint some Niqqa sh!t…. :wft: her ass knew she was hosting, she shoulda cleared her damn schedule
*looks @ empty bottle* Thanks! *tosses bottle over shoulder, goes to find next outfit*
Y’all take about 2mins to run to the little ladies room or the mens room, Choco you stay out of both.
Good one
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Tink Tink says:
Um, ChaCha, can I also be on you too *literally?
@ChaCha
ma’am. I dont play that “potluck” shyt. You be thinking its meatloaf but you’re eating dogfood like “Good Times”. You shoulda told her “thanks, but no thanks, your husband doesn’t eat sweets”.
Im so pissed and drunk
sorry for the typo
i almost told my boss don’t u know i’m missing the awards for this sh1t?!
So sad.
BF waiting for lunch date and I dont wanna leave my seats…
@PeachPUSSY You didn’t block out 8-9 hours for this???
If this aint some Niqqa sh!t…. :wft: her ass knew she was hosting, she shoulda cleared her damn schedule
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Candi! come be with me! i’m tew heartbroken!
BF waiting for lunch date and I dont wanna leave my seats…
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I know right bish I gotta go to the bathroom and won’t SR my newest crazed addiction
who won and who’s mad as hell they didn’t win?!!
OTB AND HIS
@Phrozen Hell no!!
From what I read there was only like 5 or 6 categories. Soooooo… 
@ Candi
….he was like what?
My boss just dropped about 10 new hires for me to put into the system, I was like um the SR awards is going on and I’m nominated
@theRAPIST I think that would be a GOOD idea, cause she’s coming for that Crimson BLOOD and taking no prisoners she aint playing!!!
*rushes over to his with ginger ale and uno cards* i am here for u
@tink no u didn’t
i ain’t mentioning sr for they have this thang blocked tomorrow 
Theres a baby in the lobby with a lace front on…WHOS BABY IS THIS???
umm Ace, u need 2 handle this!
maybe, i’m drunk… fugg it
*drags train to door* *glances back forlornly*
in bout an hour.
I’m sorry I’m late!! did I miss my segment of the awards!!
(flashes smile to ELOVE: cause he is looking soooooooooooo dayum delicious) Has anyone ever told you…you look like DENZEL”
Trips over feet cause Therapist is in the buff (wipes drool and continues to seat)…
“Uhmmm! I do have a seat don’t I??? ACE!!!!!.This seat filler wont move talking about “to late don’t hate”
FIANCE all that boob and ass smacking you be doin and flirtin openly with other females if I was you I would retract that statement and get it together.
EBABY its ok you know I will give you a show anytime
we’ve been here for 487 hours and 3 people won. u know nigs was havin side convos, we had a no hands dance off, laker spilt fabuloso all over the floor and 5 ppl had to go to the ER.
@ OTB…………How long you been here? You ain’t spoke to me! *I would cry but, i’ve had to fix my face atleast 20x today already*
sittin in my seat listenin to Chris Brown
“No BS” on my ipod
Okay
This year we have some posters that love to spread dread and and instill fear in all of us…
The Hater of The Year Award Goes to:
Hater of the Year:
Redeemed
Carrington
Man
Nichelle Walker
Ricanlbc (Rat Stacks)
winner is Redeemed
And Don’t ask me about BOLD FACING CHIT!
Tink Tink says:
@ Candi
My boss just dropped about 10 new hires for me to put into the system, I was like um the SR awards is going on and I’m nominated ….he was like what?
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didn’t ace say two minutes?! i guess that means an hour in colored time
atleast I can always count on Candi
*burps n sniffles*
If ACE don’t hurry up, I’m pulling out my left leg and start swinging on anybody with in 10ft :angry:
*sigh* i thought these awards was in the aunt viv post….
@kezi my twitter is candyrayne215 , im locked out of my orginal one lol
So these awards are just……..
@free thanks for entertaining me during this bootleg intermission
**shines the illuminati light for Redeemed to walk through to get her award**
Hater of the year should’ve def went to Ricanlbc (Rat Stacks.)
more light skinned support for this boycot al b sure just joined us
love to spread dread
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I’m taking this!!!
COCOA…HEY PRETTY BISH
HIS *SMACKS YOU ON THE AZZ…GET IT TOGETHER…. A BISH CAN NOT AND WILL NOT GET A REFUND ON THE SUITE I GOT FOR
THE THREE OF USYOU AND HARLEM…. I WANT YOU TWO TO FIX THIS SITUATION …. NOW QUIT ACKIN LIKE THAT….Peachpussycat says:
**shines the illuminati light for Redeemed to walk through to get her award**
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choco u need to learn to bold so ppl will pay attn to u!
i had to log BACK in to laugh at this ish…
Y’all take about 2mins to run to the little ladies room or the mens room, Choco you stay out of both.
@thetruth, I
that song. 2nd one I heard that I like from him.
*chants hate hate hate hate hate*
She do be hatin on anybody that doin good and schit…
All RIGHT YALL this AWARD is A ZINGER
There are some folks on here who like to ebully and harass and jump out of line more often than not – so for this type of behavior we have established the Infamous Bishazzness Award:
The Nominees Are:
NichellWalker and Lurker Crew
Man
Intense Mocha
Ricanlbc (Rat Stacks)
winner is Man
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is this a source awards organized event!! I’ve seen better organization at a food pantry!!! WHERE IS ACE!?!?!?!?!?!
choco is presenting the awards now she just announced hater of the year
I dunno what this woman is fontin bout
I’m such a saint!
@Candi
I don’t know how to BOLD i asked someone earlier
Hey Krayzkat!!!!!!!
i will accept the award on man’s behalf. his speech goes as follows:
“i’m misunderstood
”
@ Phrozen and The Rapist
I could never be Taraji because she could never be me *flings hair (bang)#asif
I’ve seen better organization at a food pantry!!!
SHUDDDD UP 
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FreeToSpeakUp says:
@ Phrozen and The Rapist
I could never be Taraji because she could never be me *flings hair (bang)#asif
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Peachpussycat says:
@thetruth, I that song. 2nd one I heard that I like from him.
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I love this song too…What the other song you like?
THESE AWARDS ARE WORSE THAN BET!!!!
Candi Please Report Backstage(Email)
All RIGHT YALL this AWARD is A ZINGER
There are some folks on here who like to ebully and harass and jump out of line more often than not – so for this type of behavior we have established the Infamous Bishazzness Award:
The Nominees Are:
NichellWalker and Lurker Crew
Man
Intense Mocha
Ricanlbc (Rat Stacks)
winner is Man
“i’m misunderstood
This is tooo cute and SOOOOOOOOO ACCURATE
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So redeemed can get a fvckin award and her ass don’t even like yall, but yall cant get po lil tink tink nuffin….#Ihateyall
Genia I’m still cracking up at ur FB comment yesterday
@Candi
at RePOSTING BETTER thanks 
GOUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*lays head on ur lap*
Oh is that Cha tawkin 2 me? cus I holla’d at HER 6586876 hours ago!
*drinking a 40oz of St. Ides
SAINT
thats funny on a daily basis I can point out your SAINTLY duties hmph
You know his ass sooooooooooooo well!
@ MIRS
What in the HAYUL is that in your gravi? No Ma’am
Ace, you looking mighty dapper in that suit boy!
Hey Cha-Cha-licious!
I ain’t nominating IntenseMocha for NATHIN’!
She not calling me no poot broccoli hoe
@GG
—> Why Thank You Darling BABY !!! 
where sandra, does she has any input on these awards?
@Ace
You azzhole are you giving my hosting job to Candi
therapist1911 says:
Genia I’m still cracking up at ur FB comment yesterday
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No the fact that you put up that post was HILL-LAR-RE-US!!!
@casper I mean east, come on in here and sit next to B.Suga well look like mocha latta together.
HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS – Who loves you more than ME??? point dem out point dem out!!!!
i’d love to host but i get off at 3:30 (3:15 in colored people terms)
leaving for texas tomorrow so i don’t know when i’ll be on next
Oh chit
Is it too late to boo @Man?
@Redeemed
HATE HATE HATE. HATE HATE HATE.
I’ll volunteer to accept on her behalf as she is busy fighting the good fight in God’s Army right now.
Just got word that Tank ft Drake will do there song called Celebration at the after party…whenever that is
@Phrozen…yeah she goes hard…I was cracking up myself. lol
HIS ……. PLEASE SEE COMMENT NUMBER 20
AND QUIT HICCUPIN AND SHYT…YA FLUCKIN UP MY HIGH
:drink:
@ PEACH
GIRL I aint takin that shyt to the trash
Be safe Candi
@Genia….she gave me a serious sideeye this morning. LMAO
@Candi if driving on I-10 toot your horn at ya girl.
@sponge-
….SANDRA doesn’t care as long as it looks like a lot of people are commenting she doesn’t care ..
@ Phrozen
Therapist mad at when I pinched his nipples…sugar came out!
@ The Rapist
I don’t go harder than you
@Thetruth, I like Deuces too!
@Cha
@ ACE see sucka she gotta go anyway 
thanks bew
@bsuga
lol thats what i call my co worker. no i cant come in and let my people down. if u dont stand for something you will fall for anything…rev al just told me to say that
And so it begins…Well it was fun while it lasted.
Peachpussycat says:
**shines the illuminati light for Redeemed to walk through to get her award**
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Girl that is why Redeemed is on her way to HomeDepot to buy the hammer and nails for your Cross she gonna put you on!!!! DON’T Play with God’s Children
YSO no its never too late especially not from you but actually that award suits him well
@east
Christopher Williams and Chico DeBarge are coming… AND Prince will be here once his HAIR is Completely Dried & Fresh !!!
@b
thanks dimpz!
and i’m out *struts off butt nekkid with ‘its been real’ painted on my buns in grape flavored paint*
SAFE TRAVELS CANDI
@Yso
What happened?
FreeToSpeakUp says:
@ Phrozen
Therapist mad at when I pinched his nipples…sugar came out!
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I haven’t finished Christmas shopping.
Y’all not gon’ kill me today!
therapist1911 says:
@Genia….she gave me a serious sideeye this morning. LMAO
…I hope you gave her one those smiles and kept it pushing!!!
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Man she is not going to speak to you again till SUMMER!!!!!!!
Okay FOLKS JUST TWO MORE AWARDS TO GO
This Award GOES to the Narcissist of the Year: We all know what that means
The Nominees are:
Sandra Rose
Man
Intense Mocha
Snooty
Winner ….Tie Between Man and Sandra….
Of course we should break this tie
Peachpussycat says:
@Thetruth, I like Deuces too!
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OK, we should say Deuces to this award show
Is somebody trying to be In-Conegro up in here now?!
@east that’s alright, hold it down for the pigment challenged brothers.
@Gouch, i know bew…i know
@Harlem *hiccup and takes a swig* ur a gawd damn mess!
@Cha, okay i luv yew
@Free…don’t pinch my nipples LMAO @sugar came out. Didn’t i tell u your 15 sec were up. LOL
@Sponge you are killing me
Okay two more still
The STAN OF YEAR AWARD GOES TO:
Man and Kim Kardashian
Ace and Christina Milian
OTB and Beyonce
Sandra Rose and The Harris Family
Lakercrazy and Nelly
Winner….Yes they also voted for Man…
@elove
yeah i hit christopher williams on his pager he aint upgraded to a cell phone yet he dont want to let the 80′s go
Is KCole about to be on V103 with Ryan
Byeeeee Candi! *slips on my Candi loves me 4ever baby tee* and nothing else!
Kardashain stans are serious with ours
FINAL Award of the DAY
Poster of the Year
Awesome Arsenal
Ms. Everything
Carringotn
Brown
Krysi J
Kwall
Cha Cha
Man
Sandra Rose
Ace
Winner…damn you voters ….MAN
I personally want to THANK @ ACE for pulling this creative entertaining endeavor together YOU ROCK
and 
NOPE im not trying to be incognito if so i would use a diff name and pic …come on now …
MAKES MY WAY OVER TO E LOVE…….. HEY STRANGER… HOW ARE YOU BOO BEAR
HOW DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT… HOW YOU WANNA SLEEP TONIGHT 
<— (Debbie and Diana)
@Free and @theRAPIST
@FREE I’m through with you for the day LMFAO!
(yawns)
Give that one to Sandra. He has more than enough awards.
WHERE ARE THE AWARDS!!!!!!??? THIS IS WORSE THAN A SPECIAL ED GRADUATION CEREMONY WTF…
ALL THE ANTICIPATION!!!! AND ALL I GET IS THIS CRAP (NO OFFENSE CHOCO)…I FEEL LIKE A NINJA JUST PLAYED WITH MY **** THEN PUT THE RUBBER ON HIS PEEN ONLY FOR IT RESEMBLE A PINKEY FINGER IN A SANDWICH BAG!!!!!!
I’M MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well these awards are like the BET Awards after MJ died…I expected more **sigh**
***whispers*** therapist won with his Illuminati connection…didn’t hear it from me
@GENIA
You came in late boo we had to split post cuz we burned one down so the awards are in two posts
FCK YALL THAT DIDNT VOTE FOR ME
*pulls out ak and starts sprayin up this place*
@ Chase….Hey Bew
@ Phrozen…That’s pretty bish don’t want none!!!
@ The Rapist…I was just having fun bew, haven’t been on in a while so I had to make it fun.
Lub ya’ll
@GENIA…don’t talk about the special education babies lol
@Civil… **throws up the ROC sign**….daps up Matty Knowles
I have watched this WHOLE traveshamockery and yall better be glad I’m not at work today becasue I would have been fired and looking to move in with one of yall until I got back on my feet!
**drops the mike eddie long style**
WHO IS POSTER OF THE YEAR?!
BULL. CHIT.
Are we done now? This spandex suit is getting hot and smunky.
@Free Indeed!
NOW that AWARD WINNER is the REALEST of THEM ALL !!!!
@Genia, why did you take me back to the days when I was too scared to tell a ninja to take that vienna and get the hell out.
wheres kayne and his bottle of henny when you need him?
therapist1911 says:
@GENIA…don’t talk about the special education babies lol
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I didn’t baby…just the graduation ceremony…but ok…cause I really dig when you check me like that
Ready for afterparty.
This spandex suit is getting hot and smunky.
Man cleaned up in this years awards 
it was fun tho I laughed all damn day now I can go to the bathroom
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Flips er’body both birds and exits *flucks all yall*
281 BROWNSUGAPOET says:
FCK YALL THAT DIDNT VOTE FOR ME
*pulls out ak and starts sprayin up this place*
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Oh Fushigi! *as I pull my riot gear face mask down and hit the deck.
I would like to say Thank You to All that Participated in these Wonderful Ghetto Ass Grade A Back Ally Awards. Without The Supporters and The Haters this would not be possible. I would Like to thank Candibfly for coming up with the fabulous Idea, and for allowing me to run with it. I Like to Congratulate All the Winners and all the Nominees. I would Like to Thank Sandra Rose for Deeming this and i quote “A GREAT IDEA”. Without Her non of this would be possible. I like to thank God too..
but only if I’m allowed to blame him went chit goes wrong too…I would Like to Thank All of YOU who attended…as well as the few they attended even tho they said they wouldn’t. I would like to thank my Lovely Date MzDimplez ..I gotchu Babe… and yeah that’s it… Deuces! CUE “Make it Rain” by Travis PorterTink Tink says:
Flips er’body both birds and exits *flucks all yall**
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tink tink tink tink ** fades away**
@Princess (Comment #285)
COME BACK and get Your IPAD !!!
HOTT Cha Cha… Heeyyyy There BABY
@Free: I’m gonna need u to step away from my man’s pecs. That milk is for me and ME ONLY!!!!
*sigh*
we have gots ta do better ppl..
FLUCK THESE AWARDS *KICKS OVER CHAIRS , KNOCKS DOWN A WHOLE ROW OF AWARD TROPHYS, AND HITS THE SPRINKLER ALARM
Heyyy Everybody!!!!
Did I miss the awards?????
@Mean I honestly cannot take anymore today
*wipes tears from lashes* @ Ace..I see you boo!
Just like when I went to the Takers premiere I will be skipping any and all after parties
yall be safe and have fun though
@civil
not the bet awards after MJ died #icant
Gouch
did you Miss the Red Carpet Post(Kcole) and the first half of the awards(vivica post)
Mean! ——–> gawn now!
WAIT A GOTDAMNED MINUTE!!
What happened to Best E-Beef? Did I miss it? Did we go through all that chit for the past week or so for nothing?!
WE’S BEEN ROBBED!!
(goes looking for my SR Cleaning Kit cause I’m ready to watch some chit burn)
FloridaChick813 says:
Heyyy Everybody!!!!
Did I miss the awards?????
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I always knew you had some black in ya..
thats what we call CP time…
Floooooooooooooooooooo
yea u missed the fckery!
HEY FLO!!!!! Nice pic and yes you did
meanNsurly says:
@Free: I’m gonna need u to step away from my man’s pecs. That milk is for me and ME ONLY!!!!
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Chile… only thing you’re making with those nipples are kool aid
Where are you getting the milk? 
Aint this sum bullshyt!
@ Flo….Hey Booski! You sure did. They were actually fun.
You’re in time for the afterparty though.
*scared to ask* Who’s sponsoring/catering the afterparty?!
Best E-Beef was presented via Black Planet
E-Beef of the Year:
Choco vs EVERYONE
Man vs RJK
Tink Tink vs Intense Mocha
And the Winner was Choco vs EVERYONE
OHHHH @ YSO YOU RiGHT
I thought I was a shoe in for that one
@ACE
Did we 86 that catagory
Sorry he has another big muscle and he told me to feed on it until white stuff came out….He said it makes ur skin clear!!!
**wipes corner of mouth**
Where is MAN so i can slander him e-face to e-face?
Well damn
Can I get a recap or something???
YESSSSS
Thank you Thank you and Thank you 
Best E-Beef was presented via Black Planet
**wipes corner of mouth**
YSOOOOOOOOOLITA
LET IT GO! ………. IMA HAVE TO DROP ON DIME ON YOU FOR LIGHTING THE GREEN ROOM ON FIRE… YOU KNOW THERE WAS LURKERS IN THERE STILL…. ‘SIDES, I NEED SOME COMPANY, IM ABOUT TO DO SOME TIME FOR LOITERING!
Thanks TheTruth, nobody seems to add me to the “pretty bish list” but its cool, whatevvvaaa
FREEEEEEEEEEE
I see you showed up and showed out in the thigh highs and vamp nails and lips!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
meanNsurly says:
Sorry he has another big muscle and he told me to feed on it until white stuff came out….He said it makes ur skin clear!!!
**wipes corner of mouth
bye yall
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MzDimplez1123 says:
*scared to ask* Who’s sponsoring/catering the afterparty?!
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Lil’ Pooky’s Ribs, checkcashing, chinese restaurant
Sorry he has another big muscle and he told me to feed on it until white stuff came out….He said it makes ur skin clear!!!
**wipes corner of mouth**
NAssty azz SHIM 
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@Ace
… 
NOW that’s HOW YOU END an Awards Show !!!
@Mean baby come on over her
and have a seat.
@ Mean
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
and 
this bish Choco
Lil’ Pooky’s Ribs, checkcashing, chinese restaurant
Come on Yall I got two more hours lets make this chit go
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Choco
Everybody always comin after you huh???
@MEAN ……….. BISH HAIL NO
…..BISH NO 
*sends mean to
with a bottle of Listerine*
meanNsurly says:
Sorry he has another big muscle and he told me to feed on it until white stuff came out….He said it makes ur skin clear!!!
**wipes corner of mouth**
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This girl here!
Sorry he has another big muscle and he told me to feed on it until white stuff came out….He said it makes ur skin clear!!!
**wipes corner of mouth**
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@Flo, shattap bish! u know ur pretty fly for a white….grl
*bites ur tidday*
@ Flo Owwwwwwwwwwww
I can’t go to the
yet……its time for me to be fed
Mean is a disaster
CONGRATS TO ALL OF THE WINNERS THIS YEAR!!!!
@FLO
You know it bew but I got this 
FloridaChick813 says:
Thanks TheTruth, nobody seems to add me to the “pretty bish list” but its cool, whatevvvaaa
FLO CITA
U KNO U IS PRETTY BISH…YOU DONT NEED AN INVITATION 
YOU ON THAT LIST!
*real talk*
SHOUT OUT TO THE THERAPIST FOR BEING ABLE TO TAKE AND PARTICIPATE IN A JOKE WITHOUT TAKING IT TO HEART OR TURNING IT INTO SOMETHING IT AIN’T.
*stands up, pulls out slingshot, and a bag full of rocks, starts poppin all the award winners in the forehead with rocks*
I done e-shot Man’s azz, took Tink Tink’s legs, broke Arsenal’s fingers, and I ain’t win shyt!!!!!
THAT’S SOME STRAIGHT UP BULLCHIT!!!!!!
Fluck these awards.
its time for me to be fed
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Boy oh boy
Fu.Ck off His!
N T Wayssss, is BD behaving himself?? Cause your status’ are tellin some something different
@Mean
#Cumtheytoldmeberrrummmbumbumbum!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Mean
*real talk*
SHOUT OUT TO THE THERAPIST FOR BEING ABLE TO TAKE AND PARTICIPATE IN A JOKE WITHOUT TAKING IT TO HEART OR TURNING IT INTO SOMETHING IT AIN’T.
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Preach Im more turned on by him now he handling it oh so well – prolly learnt from me
I need to go change out of this hot azz Swan outfit.
Begins to sing Kilo’s “Love in the mouth”
@ MIrs…Don’t feel bad, I didn’t win either!
@ Dimpz
its ok Mirs, my award was tainted with infidelity!
I know if FLO keep acting like she dnt fcking see a bish font!
@MsDimpz AGREED it’s called Maturity..Some people have it others have no idea how to be it…..
For Those that Missed the Award Show There will be Replays on EBT every 4 hours and on TVOne every other hour.
For those without access to TVone…you can read
Red Carpet (Keyshia Cole post)
Award Show Part 1 (Vivica Fox Post)
Award Show Part 2 (This Post)
@Ace
You did that chit on purpose, didn’t you?
(shakes box of matches ominously)
@HIS
As much chit as I take I deserve to WIN that award
YSoSerious says:
@Ace
You did that chit on purpose, didn’t you?
(shakes box of matches ominously)
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You know he did.
@ Flo………….maybe a dash of bleach too!
@ Choco
All these black little sticks and curves called letters and words turn you on
Your welcome FLO
MzDimplez1123 says:
*real talk*
SHOUT OUT TO THE THERAPIST FOR BEING ABLE TO TAKE AND PARTICIPATE IN A JOKE WITHOUT TAKING IT TO HEART OR TURNING IT INTO SOMETHING IT AIN’T.
on this. Some men will get offended but u definately kool peeps. I guess in my e-life on SR I will be ur bf until something better comes along! LOL. J/k. Naw glad u got a joking spirit though! #NOHOMO
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I will have to
the jets singing now since yall award show we boycotted is over we gonna show yall how light skinned folks really do it out here. yall aint even ready for the closing secret performance
@Flo *crosses name off hit list*
He iight…the fact that hes still breathing just annoys me at times
*Hands Mirs a trophy sculpted out of foil, in the shape of Buffy the Body*
Ms. Kitty Pop cut it out I cant take you today
@His…
@meanNsurly
shut the fluck up i mean really with that BS
CONGRATS to @Choco
***Inserts new category***
Tallest Commenting Member
***looks around***
ME!? Y’all chose lil ol’ me!!
Did yall ever knoooow yall is my Kneeeegrooooooooows……….
#NOHOMO
Mean you NEED TO STOP
Did this ninja Mean just say #No Homo?
@east
Naw… THEY AIN’T READY !!!
FloridaChick813 says:
@Mirs tiny self causing all that ruckus!! Its okay though bish, Ace forgot to add a “Short stack” award, but I got you!!!!
*Hands Mirs a trophy sculpted out of foil, in the shape of Buffy the Body*
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*lights firecrackers, and throws them into the crowd*
*Steps outside to dap @Eastpoint sees El Debarge and the other crackheads and does the back pedal clutching wallet…..*
Choco for causing the most fights up on here!!! An award that is well deserved!!!
I don’t cause any fights but I will set the record straight when needed but nahhh booo I don’t be initiating chit 
: )
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@Choc, indeed bew u got that
@Free, behave!
NOT the sticks n curves called letters 
@Boss: Yes u do cuz that dress is making me itch
Really tho?????
@civil
NAW Cuz… THAT’S the TWO Tallest (I’m 6′ 3″ …)
@Free
Shut up 
I wish we had a smack face emoticon
ELove says:
@civil
NAW Cuz… THAT’S the TWO Tallest (I’m 6? 3? …)
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I’m taller than both of yall!!!!! I’m 6’10″ in my head.
*rubs Civil up and down* as he goes up to that dark empty stage to receive his air award
Thanks for the update Ace
And RIGHT @ MzzzD – listerine, listerine strips, peroxide, bleach, anti-biotics, anti-histamines, a ER visit…Aint no tellin what he’ll need after puttin his mouth on THAT.. .
CivilEngineer says:
CONGRATS to @Choco
***Inserts new category***
Tallest Commenting Member
***looks around***
ME!? Y’all chose lil ol’ me!!
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i’m taller then you…lol
@mean I know now I got feathers in my azz and sh*t!!!
Got me scratching like I take Valtrex or something. This is some BS~!!
@Phrozen… OH NO HE DIDN’T SAY —> Clutching HIS Wallet !!!
***clears throat***
I would like to that God and my mom and dad for blessing me with all this. Flinstones vitamins for their assistance and the voting committee for the nomination and win! I wasn’t expecting this. Shout out Bobby Brown…king of Pop! BOBBAY<–(Whitney voice)
***bows***
Y’all are too kind
***waves to the little people**
Phrozen1der says:
*Steps outside to dap @Eastpoint sees El Debarge and the other crackheads and does the back pedal clutching wallet…..*
Pls get out of my e-life Phrozen
I hear that @His! Men…. You cant live with em, you cant live without em..
then 
&& 
LOL!
I haven’t sent you to Da Kona today, have I?
@Sponge
and 
@ELove
Crackheads are dangerous! Especially the yella ones they’ll cut ya deep LMAO!
@ Civil
No shout out to your wife? WTH… Burnt steak for dinner!
*adds Flos name back 2 the list*
Once the Kitty comes out its hard to control it. It be eating ninja’s up left and right. Sometimes the kitty is so wide a small tribe of Africans can walk out of it. Ms. Kitty Pop is something serious. I need to call Dr. Drew and go on E-Celebrity Rehab!
(the gun fire have stop) I dust myself off
After the show it’s the after party then
After the party it’s the hotel lobby and
After the Belve’ then it’s probably Cris’
And after the original it’s probably this (Fiesta)
@His
@YSo
Phrozen1der says:
@ELove Crackheads are dangerous! Especially the yella ones they’ll cut ya deep LMAO
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Ahem, Phrozen, the
is paging you.
Sometimes the kitty is so wide a small tribe of Africans can walk out of it.
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Fck yew @ Peach! U dnt just randomly bust in here with that chit
@Flo, *crosses name off again* I know huh…
@E…6’4.5″ I WIN!!
@TT…if you wear some 10″ heels then sure lol
@mirs…in your head is excluded from the voting options, maybe next year
I hate playing Secret Santa at my job. Cause I can’t really get people what I really want them to have. I really would like to buy this lady a new stomach cause obviously by the way her breaf smells, her old stomach must have eaten itself.
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I SWEAR TO GAWD LET MEAN TYPE ONE MO MUFUGGIN THANG IN HERE TODAY!
Sometimes the kitty is so wide a small tribe of Africans can walk out of it.
Alright Mean that’s it:kona:
OH forgot to congratulate Civil!!!!
@Mean
@civil
Hellz NAW… the TOP TWO WIN Cuz !!! Remember WE DIDN’T WIN Anything
Thx Civil for my congrats bew
CivilEngineer says:
@mirs…in your head is excluded from the voting options, maybe next year
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Just stomp all over a sister’s dream, huh????
Thanks Mz. Dimps & Mean….I’m a level headed guy. Takes a little more than some jokes to get me all hot headed.
@Free….she pushes a brother limit but she got peeps. I can laugh at myself…even if she is serious….who da fk cares
**I just got the best Xmas gift from the Kindergarten teacher**
FOOD in a gift box….I’m greedy as hell
@Mirs and you come WITH for those Gravi’s today
@Civil, my bad but I rubbed u dwn tho
Poster of the Year
Winner…damn you voters ….MAN
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I am going e-postal up in here…first when @Man joined yall said he was a woman…then somebody came on the board and said he was yt…and last week somebody said he was gay…I DESERVE poster of the year dayum it…
He is a yt woman cross dresser and yall give it to HIM?? or Shim?
I am more than just funny…sometimes I AM DEEP…just WAIT til his no picture posting yt woman cross dressing azz get back here…it is gonna be ON.
I DEMAND a recount…DEMAND IT…. (goes around the kona to wait on this dude to return…)
@Peach: Hold my hand sweetie….we gonna go act up in the
See this is why I’s fuggs wit chu!!! U be on my level.
TURNS BASS UP TO GIMMIE DAT AND DOES THE DIDDY BOP TO THE KONA!!!!
I gotta a effn problem I keep reading that kitty african tribe chit
And S/O to all my beautiful wives @renegade @Free (don’t argue over order I didn’t have a speech prepared) to my lovely date for the afternoon @Snoots and my freaky friend @BROWN…you all help in your own small, miniscule way
@ Flo
I’m doing the matrix
@ Civil
Oh now you ignoring me too? You about to lose 2″
Peachpussycat says:
I hate playing Secret Santa at my job. Cause I can’t really get people what I really want them to have. I really would like to buy this lady a new stomach cause obviously by the way her breaf smells, her old stomach must have eaten itself.
PEACH I FEELLLLL YA one HUNNID
This dude ask for a few CD’s (PINK FRIDAY/DIRTY MONEY) for his secret santa request, he got this old lady… WHY SHE BRING HIM SOME COOKIES IN A TIN AND CANDY CANES
oh there she goes…..doing NATHAN 2 make it up 2 me
*stumbles to find a phone book for a GOOD pawn shop*
Well to be COMPLETELY Honest… I WON the BEST AWARD EVER !!!
Kisses for The Mrs… MY BOO is the PRIZE of The Century
oh Ellens on
His, have you not taken your meds today???? ARE YOU BIPOLAR?? Why does my name keep being ADDED && DELETED to this list you speak of???
:
@mean
Can you bob that back down?
Phrozen1der says:
@Mirs and you come WITH for those Gravi’s today
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“i’m misunderstood ”
*rises up* Did I win???
Lemme change my gravi so I can get back to the old Mean…..Ms. Kitty Pop is taking over. SN: Now I know how Nicki Minaj feels like
@k-wall – I died a little
..and You are the poster of the year..
@sponge- Why are you trying to slander..Man e-face to face…lmao… *spill the tea*… LMAO
Peachpussycat says:
I hate playing Secret Santa at my job. Cause I can’t really get people what I really want them to have. I really would like to buy this lady a new stomach cause obviously by the way her breaf smells, her old stomach must have eaten itself.
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@Peach I need you to get to the
with Mean ASAP!!!
I am dying over here!!!!
oh Eluvah…shove it
*throws empty Mad Dog 20/20 bottle @E’s head*
@civil (Comment #434)
I Taught HIM That… BEING A Gentleman and A Scholar (Go Cuz…)
Mean, have I told you lately that I love??? YOU ARE THE SH.IT MISS THANG!!!! (snaps in *Z* formation)
@mean I have some zip ties for Ms. Kitty Pop over here
come on!
am more than just funny…sometimes I AM DEEP…just WAIT til his no picture posting yt woman cross dressing azz get back here…it is gonna be ON.
DUCKS as My Bruh @Phrozen catches the BOTTLE of Mad Dog… WHEW
APPRECIATE THAT Dawg… IS that the Grape Kind ?!!?
ChaCha says;
See, that’s the problem. I bet he was pissed. And you can’t show how you really feel because you know you don’t want to hurt their feelings.
This dude ask for a few CD’s (PINK FRIDAY/DIRTY MONEY) for his secret santa request, he got this old lady… WHY SHE BRING HIM SOME COOKIES IN A TIN AND CANDY CANES
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*stern voice*
I told you to cut it out!!!!! I aint gonna say it on mo gen showing your ass all the way OFFF
@Flo, no i have been dranking…left the meds home bew
@ The Rapist
Now I just gave you some shout outs and you still salty like some from unda cheese
@ Civil
Dayum you, I’m second to no one!!!
CivilEngineer says:
@E…6?4.5? I WIN!!
I love them trees. 
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Hey Civil,
OTB fa real bish? a smoking section?
What?
Too much? LOL
@FLO & OTB
They didn’t give me any awards either….after I did all that promoting
@ OTB
Bish, sat your arse down. You didn’t win chit!
EBABY you got that
*stern eye*
u betta make this nonsense up 2 me!
yes @Mean this is an intervention
@Boss
I refuse to go into the kona! 
It’s the truth. She knows it, the whole office knows it. Noone in this office has eyebrows or lashes because her breaf has sigged them off. Someone bought her a scarf and some gloves and I was thinking “Good, we can turn down the heat where she would have to wear the scarf and hopefully she will wear it over her mouth”
@OTB: Why are u upset?
Noone in this office has eyebrows or lashes because her breaf has sigged them off.
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Bizzle, dnt be upset! I have a special award 4 u
*looks in my special bag*
I will have it ready 4 u by Monday sugah
@Free…I said order is unimportant, I didn’t have anything prepared for my award speech
@E…you taught me well
@ OTB
It’s a consipracy
“Good, we can turn down the heat where she would have to wear the scarf and hopefully she will wear it over her mouth”
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(looks at my Gravi award and takes a sip of my (now spiked) purple drank)
At least this chit wasn’t a total bust.
Is there still gonna be an after party? I wanna know before I get too blitzed to move to another post or whatever. (burps loudly)
Well folks, I gotta go!!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!
KISSES
oh gawd somebody get Peach and drag her ass on outta here pls.
Thx, management
Its just, its just. I The company… has lost a lot of production this year.
I just should won sum’fin.
#conspiracyindeed
Bye Flooooooooooooo
Bye Flo!
@Yso: Yes it is. It will be held at the same hotel that Miyoki’s hair massacre. Ace advised us that we cant have candles lit by the pool because we can’t afford fire extinguishers. So if ur hair decides to catch the holy ghost, ur on ur own!!!!
@Civil, *whispers* when your ready, come see the “Clean up Woman”.
Aight good beautiful peeps. I’m outta here. enjoy ur weekend…off to the gym and haircut
@OTB…don’t be down! @Man stuffed the email inbox…if I would have voted it would have been for you and Bey. Your love knows no bounds!
I aint got chit to do with the after party…
but i know me and Dimpz gonna be wasted
*grabs one of Therapist balls* Byeeeee
meanNsurly says:
@Yso: Yes it is. It will be held at the same hotel that Miyoki’s hair massacre. Ace advised us that we cant have candles lit by the pool because we can’t afford fire extinguishers. So if ur hair decides to catch the holy ghost, ur on ur own!!!!
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Please log the fluck off, and go home.
*side eyein Civil*
Welp Fam, I guess its my time 2 be gawn..
*glances at that award laying on the stage* *sigh* we had some good times..
Til Monday Mofos
meanNsurly says:
@Yso: Yes it is. It will be held at the same hotel that Miyoki’s hair massacre. Ace advised us that we cant have candles lit by the pool because we can’t afford fire extinguishers. So if ur hair decides to catch the holy ghost, ur on ur own!!!!
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Hit that little “x” in the upper right side of this screen, hit “start”, then “shut down” and go home! Try again Monday
Be easy @theRAPIST
@Free have a good one!
*goes to reevaluate my life since I didn’t win shyt and pretty much been dissed and dismissed*
I’ll be with the Monks tryna find my purpose in life
@OTB
Yeah WHAT @civil Said —> ME TOO !!!
@Ace
NOW that’s What I’m Talkin Bout… Me and MY Boo doing it Up TOO
@Therapist: Bye my tall bottle of Oil of Olay!!!!!
@His I cringe everytime you grab one ball….they are a PAIR…”Gently” grab both LOL #Thatisall
everyones leaving? I guess I do some e.shopping until 5.
Looks around @ everybody….what did I do?
@Mean scoot closer so you can hear me tell you this…..you listening?? LOGOFF FOR 7-10 BUSINESS DAYS! Go join @Kwall too
meanNsurly says:
@Therapist: Bye my tall bottle of Oil of Olay!!!!!
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Nan Brown next year you got my vote.
I’m out, too. Deuces!!
Bsuga I’ll still be with the monks in my long brown robe with a rope tieed around my waist for a belt
Well i’m still here for another 1.45hrs
Bye @ Mirs…..blows kitty kisses!!!!! Owwwwwwwww
@Phrozen: If I have to log off u need to take a mini vacay like Tip Harris!!!
@BROWN…why you side eyin me?? What’d I do??
***inserts new category***
Most Poetic, Mentally Sexual Member
BROWN wins!!
YAY!! Be happy!!
@Mean
@Ace good job on the awards show
Bye E-Love!!!!
@Harlem: Ok I’m gonna be good. I have 20 more mins and I’m out this bish. I think I can do it.
@Brown don’t leave
It’s too late Civil, thwe damage is done!
I’m swearin off all men and SR until I find myself!
He’d probably still have access to SR though…this blog ain’t nothin but the debil
Peach I got a few more minutes and I’m out
Yeah good job Ace. I know it took a lot of hard work, dedication, and determination to do this. Sorry for how u kinda were the “face” of the awards and got a lot of bs thrown at you earlier this week. It was fun and very entertaining. Good job guy Good job!!!!
@Mean, I know you ain’t really looking but why is Nikki’s vajayjay so “fat” in that gravi? You think that’s hair or all vajayjay?
@Civil: LOL…..now u know u were my teacher when I first joined. U used to cut up E’RREDAY!!!!
@Brown: Wait I u forgot an award.
I would like to present the “THE ALMOST MADE IT” Award to Brown. She was nominated in a category and Almost Made It but didn’t.
Here u go!!!
Hurry up 5 oclock!
GOOOOO BROWNSUGA!!!
@Peach: Thats a good question. She prolly got puzzay pads inserted in her! Who knows….it looks kinda nasty tho
meanNsurly says:
Yeah good job Ace. I know it took a lot of hard work, dedication, and determination to do this. Sorry for how u kinda were the “face” of the awards and got a lot of bs thrown at you earlier this week. It was fun and very entertaining. Good job guy Good job!!!!
real talk though… thanks! I done wore the f5 off the vaio.
I need a recap…whats this about an award on the stage?
Mean I was nominated in 2 categories and I lost! So I dont want no dayum almiost made it award!
I’m out all of yall. Be safe!!!!! Peace, Love, and Grease!!!!
@princess
His and Harlem and a lovers spat…and when they won Couple of the Year…it went DOWN!…
**snatches back my “GOOOO BROWNSUGA” poster, dj booth and little yellow people with no bodies** Fine, if you don’t want the award….
@YsO
How long we got before the timer go off..?
Peach thank you but I’m just so hurt! I give my heart and soul to SR and I get nothing in return
@Ace
How long you need?
(taps remote detonator against thigh)
@Brown you need a
?
Or
A shoulder to
on ?
I mean…We couldn’t give everyone an award..or else we would be just like the Special Olympics…you don’t want that do ya..
This just gives you something to strive for for Next year…its called motivation…use it…to fuel your desire next year…
@Brown it was the first SR awards show, I think, so maybe next time they will have more categories.
@BROWN…wanted y’all to know she’ll be gone a while. She went to a monastery by mistake and she’s servicing, I mean serving the monks proudly!
@YsO
Well if you would go take care of the Kcole and vivca posts…those got out of hand…this one is ok for a few about 45 more min
Bye y’all. Have a great weekend
Peachpussycat says:
@Brown it was the first SR awards show, I think, so maybe next time they will have more categories.
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or more people will participate when the 2week sign up happens…
@BROWN
You still got me.*
*I may be the booby prize but I’m better than nothing right?**
**Never mind. Don’t answer that.
ARE WE REALLY GONNA BRING UP SPECIAL OLYMPICS????
No Ace I’m good and there’s no need for me to strive for next year. I’ll pass
I might get cut but dammit I’m giving you a
anyway brown…
I’m sure those that voted…are kicking themselves now…
@Ace
Done and done.
Thanks YSO!
Civil you gon miss me when I’m gone!
Ace I’m not resorting to violence anymore
christopher williams just hit me with “3@7 1″ who understands pager codes
*lays down my supply of fruit roll ups on the stage and walks*
East
I know you prolly dont care about my well being but please dont disrespect Chris! He was busy catchin up on child support and cant afford a phone!
christopher williams just hit me with “3@7 1? who understands pager codes
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Lol…
@ East IONO what the hell that is but, let me know when you find out.
How do you put @ in a pager? he Hi-tech?
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
*goes to reevaluate my life since I didn’t win shyt and pretty much been dissed and dismissed*
I’ll be with the Monks tryna find my purpose in life
I know how you feel…YOU WANNA PLAY UNO OR CANDYLAND WITH ME *sits indian style with my hair in a side ponytail and cherry chapstick in hand
I googled that chit and everything…
nicca must got a Two-Way
@ Ace…………I did the same thing! LOL
@ ChaCha………..I’ll play. *Sits down* *hair in cornrows. Teddy bear in left hand, hand fully Jolly Ranchers in right. Want some?
yall have lost yall damn minds!!
**fulla
Dimpz says:
@ ChaCha………..I’ll play. *Sits down* *hair in cornrows. Teddy bear in left hand, hand fully Jolly Ranchers in right. Want some?
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Ahh how nice of you to baby sit for C. Milli…you feeding Violet Hard candy..:nono: you better get her something a little softer…
*hands Dimpz some Laffy Taffys*
@ Ace…Why am I babysitting for C. Milli?
Yes, they sure have.
So MzD is bumped down from your date to C Milli’s babysitter?! Is is that really a step up considering how you just did her?
@Yso…………EXACTLY! Maybe I didn’t sharpen those 5″ stillettos for nothing!
Oh that’s not Violet??
*staring closely at the teddy bear like object Dimpz just sat down with*
Oh my bad …i knew it was too good to be true…for a minute there i thought My New Baby Dimpz was actually getting along with my C. Milli..
See i told C. Milli she she was against dating for a while that if she carried on like she was..Dimpz was gonna take her out..I mean Dimpz is drop dead gorgeous…with a wonderful personality without the horrible choice in men…so just for a second there i though ti was going to be able to have the best of both worlds…sue me ..i’m a man…
is it so wrong that i thought my E-Crush and my E-Stan would get along?
LOL @ Yso…………….He was referring to the teddy bear I said I had in my left hand. You know we always calling the Dream some kinda bear and saying she looks just like him.
Sorry Ace!
@MzD
I see now. I thought I was gonna have to side-eye him for the foreseeable future.
So..I still gotta be 2nd best and only acceptable because she decided she’s off men for the moment and IF that isn’t the case, you just figured you’d play with us both huh? *gets up and throws candy at Ace* I hope you slip on a Jolly Rancher! >:(
Ace says:
Oh that’s not Violet??
*staring closely at the teddy bear like object Dimpz just sat down with*
Oh my bad …i knew it was too good to be true…for a minute there i thought My New Baby Dimpz was actually getting along with my C. Milli..
See i told C. Milli she she was against dating for a while that if she carried on like she was..Dimpz was gonna take her out..I mean Dimpz is drop dead gorgeous…with a wonderful personality without the horrible choice in men…so just for a second there i though ti was going to be able to have the best of both worlds…sue me ..i’m a man…
is it so wrong that i thought my E-Crush and my E-Stan would get along?
WHAT IN THEEEE HAIL…. AINT NO BABYS ARE VICTIMS OF DREAMS PEEN ABUSE ALLOWED AT THIS SLUMBER PARTY… JUST YSO *pats for you to have a seat, Brown, Mz Dimplez *continues beading your hair and YOURS TRULY …
@ Yso………His explanation was no better. Candi was right, he’s worser than Man! Atleast Man let me know he was only into my a$$ and Chichi’s. Ace acted like he cared about me.
(slips on my most comfy Winnie The Pooh pajamas and goes to make popcorn)
Umm…Before I go…I got Fraggle Rock and Friday (the original)…What y’all want to watch?
*runs infront of Dimpz who is walking away*
Don’t go Dimpz..
*grabing Dimpz by her hand*
Listen to me…You are next 2nd best…your 1st…And i don’t act like i care…i DO Care…I ask you for another chance…you don’t have to give it and i’ll accept that..I no I’m not 1st best 2nd best or even 3rd best ..but I’m me…I’m real and I’m right here…
*positions Dimpz hand ontop of his*
I don’t want what MAN has…which is alot of goddamn debt(rushcard). i want more of what the couple of the year got..
UMMMMMM YEAH! I know this chick! I am from DENVER and she is VERY WELL KNOWN! She GETS around! I know her name…………….I really hope she aint lyin!
next = not
(rubs MzD’s back)
It’s okay hun. He’ll come crawling back when C Milli finds her another sucka to knock her up to guarantee another check for eighteen years.
Then you can kick him while he’s down.
Wow, the bullchit just got ankle deep in here. It’s gonna stink to high heaven when I finally blow this post to hell.
*looks @ Ace’s gravi* I see. So ya guy been coaching you on what to say to me huh?
<—–really strawberry milk. Um, Ace, couple of year broke up and they both had "others". You want an open relationship?!
guess that was a bad example…
but you know what i meant…
*holds his head in shame*
@Yso…Should i be afraid of your blowup?
Dimpz…come with me…Helicopter on the roof and we need to talk…
Yso burn this bitch down…
@ Ace I guess I forgive you. Just this time though! *acts like I forgot about him letting me fall and leaving me earlier*
“letting you fall”
you ignored my warnings…
“leaving you”
You were
drunk“under the weather”..and i need to finish off award ceremonies and i left you in the hands of Cho….ok…my fluck up there…but thank you for forgiving me…come we gotta get out of here…(cya monday)
LOL
Is everybody out now?
(decides to wait a few more minutes before I
blowclean this post up)Sooooo i dnt feel like reading! WHO WON WHAT??? PLEASE AND THANKS!
*waves @ Yso from chopper*
I hope the cleaning crew has cleaned up by Mon
(walks through post kicking the broken chairs, discarded blades and shanks and spent shells out of the way to climb the stage and grab His’s and Harlem’s forgotten ROSIE and BROWN’s fruit roll ups while checking the rest of the C4 I placed earlier)
IF ANYONE IS IN HERE, GET THE FLUCK OUT NOW!
(too tired to wait for a response, YSo goes out the back and hits the detonator when she gets to the end of the alley)
(goes home to put the ROSIE on EBay and and get white boy wasted on fruit roll-ups)
I can always count on u 4 a good cleanup bew
YSoSerious says:
(walks through post kicking the broken chairs, discarded blades and shanks and spent shells out of the way to climb the stage and grab His’s and Harlem’s forgotten ROSIE and BROWN’s fruit roll ups while checking the rest of the C4 I placed earlier)
IF ANYONE IS IN HERE, GET THE FLUCK OUT NOW!
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HA HA HA! As usual, I miss all the fun!
This is the question I wanted to post earlier before I went to my doctor’s appointment: if you ladies wake up in the morning and find your man inside you, is that considered rape?
If we agreed on it earlier and he’s just playin his role…no.
If I didn’t know the chit was cummin….and/or agree to it….RAPE!
Sandra Rose says:
This is the question I wanted to post earlier before I went to my doctor’s appointment: if you ladies wake up in the morning and find your man inside you, is that considered rape?
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No, that’s called “Morning Wood”
However, I did read this from this Vixens’ bio on her website:
“… I can go from two extreme polar opposites; there’s the fun loving life of the party Camille who tells the worst jokes and is the only person in the room laughing and there’s my alter ego AKA Vixen. Vixen is aggressive, confrontational and very hot headed. Either way I’m a very black and white person; you either love me or hate me”
Can you say crazy? or maybe her pay-day-loan was turned down, the reason she waited over a month to report this to the authorities, or maybe she was waiting on a pro-bono lawyer.
SHE LOOKS HOT!!! DEF. PENTHOUSE MATERIAL. As for the case, no comment.