Rap newcomer Nicki Minaj covers the new issue of KING magazine dressed like — what else? — a high maintenance stripper.

Inside the covers, Nicki muses about making the transition to the silver screen — “You know, like how Jada Pinkett Smith did in Jason’s Lyric.”

Bwahaha! Keep dreaming, Nicki. You probably don’t have the skills to act your way out of a paper bag. Can you even read?

KING: What would be your dream role?

Nicki Minaj: I’d like to play someone in a Tim Burton movie, where I get dressed up and painted and crazy.

You kind of do that now.

Then I want to be able to do some action stuff, like Angelina Jolie.

Like in Salt?

Yes! And then I’d like to just play a regular girl who, you know, is facing the world. Something really sentimental and organic, that girls all around the world can identify with. You know, how Jada Pinkett Smith did in Jason’s Lyric.