Celeb Style: Janelle Monáe, Kelly Rowland, Eminem
Remember when we used to poke fun at singer Janelle Monáe’s starchy personal attire? And now she’s the toast of Paris, France. Janelle, 25, arrived at the Chanel show wearing her signature black tuxedo look. The Chanel show is part of the Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011, which runs through this week. Rapper Nicki Minaj is also in Paris, France this week. Word is that Nicki is hanging her head in shame after her cotton candy wig debut in London flopped worse than one of Eddie Murphy’s movies! Photo: Getty Images
A stylish Kelly Rowland, 29, was spotted at London’s Heathrow airport yesterday. According to Kelly’s reps, she isn’t paying any attention to the critics who would like to see her sit down somewhere. I LOVE everything Kelly is rockin’ from the shades to the trench coat to her boots. Home girl is fly! Photo by PacificCoastNews.com
How embarrassing is this? a 39-year-old man who can’t pull his pants up. Eminem (who turns 39 this year) was spotted with his pants down as he arrived on the set of his latest music video in LA yesterday. Photo by Photo Agency
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Kelly looks nice. I want the entire outfit
i think jonelle will end up more popular overseas its a shame her music is slept on here i think it was one of last years better cds. i hope the dre and eminem song they are shooting the video for that vintage dre and em
Kelly looks nice
Janelle looks the norm but nice she is def creatin her own lane and perfectin it
NM looks nice and I doubt that the pink wig didnt go over well across the pond
EM looks nice and healthy
“Word is that Nicki is hanging her head in shame after her cotton candy wig debut in London flopped worse than one of Eddie Murphy’s movies”
She outta feel that way…
OAN… Kelly’s outfit is HOTT!!… And when did she just become a “Stylish”? I thought she had other titles under her belt?
@eminem is the ****z love his last cd
@kelly looking nice and love the outfit
@errbody else
so how many of those damn suits does janelle monae own????? everyday tho???? seriously????
Remember when we used to poke fun at singer Janelle Monáe’s starchy personal attire?
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No but I remember once a series of regulars from this blog got banned from mentioning the starching habits or someone else…..
why does nikki always got that suk a d!ck face on looking like a dang clown fish
EAST she had a GOOD cd but the masses over here dont appreciate talent or creativity so overseas will fair her better
so how many of those damn suits does janelle monae own????? everyday tho???? seriously????
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Po Janelle…she has alot of them. Prolly the same amount as Viv’s got wigs.
PROLLY neck in neck with the amount of “lean on me” pairs of white shoes LisaRaye owns…
ALOT…
Although Em is an angry lil man, he’s sooooo cute to me!!
I hate that puff on Janelle’s head!
Kelly looks nice.
Sandra, why did you stop following me on Twitter??
Kelly is really pretty
Kelly looks great and I must admit that Nikki looks kinda cute here.
I can’t get with Janelle’s hair though.
Remember when we used to poke fun at singer Janelle Monáe’s starchy personal attire?
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No but I remember once a series of regulars from this blog got banned from mentioning the starching habits or someone else…..
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You wouldn’t be referring to a pair of “Christmas” jeans, would you?
I LOVE Kelly’s coat and purse!
Kelly looks good. Otherwise
I could use a turkey burger right now.
Kelly’s a bad chic..
I swear….Eminem is the cutest hardcore rapping white boy. He could get it….as long as his penis isn’t BRIGHT pink.
And Kelly…*places plastic tub on counter* I’ma need to get that coat and that bag up off ya, babe. Hand it over…
So I was up early this morning and I finally watch Nikki’s MTV documentary….and I came to the conclusion that she’s bipolar….She acts like a diffrent person on each scene of the documentary…
IMO
I still dont get the hype abut her…she still
Janelle Monae…I think she likes girls
And Kelly is so blah IMO!!
Werk Mz Kellz!!… I aint mad at cha
eminem looks clean and sober
and miss frankie lyman can go sat down sum where with that afro ball stickin on top of her damn head.. chile… please
I remember back in the day if you were on a track where someone dissed someone else then you were considered accomplice to said dissing. I wonder why no one said anything to Eminem for that Nicki Minaj song……
Janelle’s hair looks a fool! And I don’t care what anybody says, if you wear the same thing everyday it’s not outfit it’s a uniform! No depth, no dimension, no effort, no creativity (except the hair which is a #fail)
Kelly that trench is the bomb.
Werk!
Danielle says:
I hate that puff on Janelle’s head!
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Is she trying to distract us away from her forehead?
“Word is that Nicki is hanging her head in shame after her cotton candy wig debut in London flopped worse than one of Eddie Murphy’s movies”
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Really in all the pictures I’ve seen of her since, she looked really happy to me…..
StillASassyOne says:
I swear….Eminem is the cutest hardcore rapping white boy. He could get it….as long as his penis isn’t BRIGHT pink.
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M&M is annoying too…he’s angry for no reason…
Dude you are white. You are rich. You are a rapper.
Why are u so upset at America? You are one of them too.
Eminem looks like he’s staying on the wagon this time…
that heroin chic look is never the bees-knees
Hey Kelly gurl!
wtf is on Janelles feets? I care nothing about nicki
Hey fam
StillASassyOne says:
He could get it….as long as his penis isn’t BRIGHT pink.
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@Chi & WCC
So what ya’ll tryna say? Em couldnt get the goods?!
And he aint one of “them.” He;s an honorary Negro! Aint you heard?! “8-mile fool!!!”
janelle is pretty but annoys me for some reason
kelly is and always will be a snoozefest
nicki and marshall mathers….no comment
Danielle says:
I hate that puff on Janelle’s head!
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Like somebody said…”shyt looks like a dry pack of Ramen Noodles”…
And yes!! I need kelly’s purse in my life…she better watch her back.
AWESOME I said the same thing when I first heard Romain’s Revenge and now Lil Wayne is on the remix and no one is sayin chit about that either. Oh well I like the song so in my head who cares what anyone else’s ears like.
prynsexxx says:
Danielle says:
I hate that puff on Janelle’s head!
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Like somebody said…”shyt looks like a dry pack of Ramen Noodles”…
i’m into different types of music but i just am not feeling janelle, and that doesn’t mean i don’t appreciate creativity. just like people think they are sooooo deep bc they like ms. badu or common. i like what i like, u like what u like
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
I remember back in the day if you were on a track where someone dissed someone else then you were considered accomplice to said dissing. I wonder why no one said anything to Eminem for that Nicki Minaj song……
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Whaddup Awes…thats because hate him or love him….lyrically he will destroy alot of these rappers…IMO.
@Sassy
M&M is just not my type of white boy…
and his not no honorary blackie..at least not in my family..Personally I think he uses us for record sells, but he doesnt really care chit about us….
The only honorary blackie IMO was the late great Teena Marie…she the only one that can get a pass.
Hey His
*starts fire*
I have some BFF memorabilia to burn in here today…
*searches for build-a-bears*
*builds two snow women hugging and writes his on one of them and candi on the other*
dammit HIS can u let a nig get situated and type my love for u! i just got into this post. y’all nigs left me
hey Chi
atleast u ain’t blind today
Whaddup Awes…thats because hate him or love him….lyrically he will destroy alot of these rappers…IMO.
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no I will agree with that…the boy got skills on the mic…
but the buck stops there…
I sawwy Candi, this snowWOMEN are burdiful! *tear*
I have to go back to anger management I see… *makes appt*
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
I remember back in the day if you were on a track where someone dissed someone else then you were considered accomplice to said dissing. I wonder why no one said anything to Eminem for that Nicki Minaj song……
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not only that… I think he said a few “diss” words himself
these* =)
dimezz says:
Whaddup Awes…thats because hate him or love him….lyrically he will destroy alot of these rappers…IMO.
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So true! I actually did not like his verse on the Nikki track, but Eminem is definitely a lyrical BEAST!
@ His Whats up sexy? the offer is still out there
THE LONG WAY
*builds a fort in the snow* come join me awesome!
I love Janelle. It is great to see her making moves in life. I remember her back in her AUC days. She was so soulful. I love her unique transformation and am excited to see her continue to grow in the future.
not only that… I think he said a few “diss” words himself
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see thats the chit Im talking bout….aint no need for that
WTF he got against Kim?
Why won’t it stop snowing!!
*flips the bird to the WHOLE state of Jersey*
what we talkn bout??
<<mandarins in gel
CANDI comment 35 def feel you there
@his ….bc its winter? :-/ alls i know is that the snow better die down on friday so as not to affect the megabus!
@harlem i did hear a slower song of hers that i liked, i forgot the name of it. but when she starts doing her james brown moves that when i flip the channel :-/
i also liked some verse where she said something about her being on the magazine cover a few times
*hops in Candi’s igloo and drills a hole in the ice so we can fish*
StillASassyOne says:
@Chi & WCC
So what ya’ll tryna say? Em couldnt get the goods?!
And he aint one of “them.” He;s an honorary Negro! Aint you heard?! “8-mile fool!!!”
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ummmm
ma’am
MORNING ALL
Janelle is very cute, but boring and i really want to know how she gets her hair like that EVERYTIME?? my hair never looks the same way twice…if i think I’m looking too cute one day, I can’t ever get it to look the same the next day…that outfit is the PITS and played out
Kelly looks cute (boring)
I like that song Em has w/ TI on TI’s CD but i was not feeling his latest CD (and i give everyone a chance)
I bet Nikki is bored with being that character by now
oh is that my LUVMUFFIN??
how u doing bew?
@Candi, bish I know its winter! Mother Nature is a scuttlebutt btch ass btch!
I read an article today in which Peter from RHOA ripped all the housewives….he said “Sheree thinks she’s cute but she’s not” He said NeNe got a big ass mouth, he thinks Kim is crazy and he cant stand Phaedra…the only one he cares for is Kandi…and he thinks she’s too soft He said that’s why Kandi got played by Kim…
Peter does not mind speaking his mind…I tell you that
@AWSOME I WANT TO FISH TOO CAN I COME???
@HIS HEY SUGAH BUGA LUGA MUGA
hey Dymond!
@ Dymond what up baby?
@awesome i’m not a fan of seafood *bleck* i’ll be over here eating s’mores while ur fishing
@dymond *does an olympic gold medal ice skating routine in a dymond and candi forever leotard*
Lakerrrrrrrrrrr
My cat is laying on my keyboard…btch is hating on my online time..smh
*orders crablegs and 56 lobster tails for supper tonight*
I bet Nikki is bored with being that character by now
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she is gonna need to find a new niche…FAST!!!
This cartoon character stuff is getting real old
@HIS HOW U DOING BABES WE MISSED U YESTERDAY
@Dimezz
I’m a fan on certain levels but I don’t think he’s as lyrical anymore, he just has the crazy cadences but if you were to break down what he’s saying alot of times it’s not that deep.
I think there’s alot of rappers that could get with him but they know if you go that route, white fans (the majority of people that buy records) will turn their back on you.
I don’t know, it just seems like he gets a pass for everything, including lame azz albums…..
CHI
he didnt say anything towards KIM
His_Mommy623 says:
how can one not be a fan of seafood??
*orders crablegs and 56 lobster tails for supper tonight*
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OK!! I’m so ready to get to Houston tomorrow…Im going to Pappadeaux’s as soon as I get off the plane..I want 3 lbs of crawfish to go….
I cannot wait…I dont think ya’ll understand my addiction to seafood…its like crack!
***quickly sketches a caricature of HIS (like they do on the boardwalk) posing as the Statue of Liberty***
are you in one of those places where it is -125 degrees? ***sends Candi a two-story solar heaterto fit in her crib***
HEY HIS!!! whats up w/ it??
Candi
@ Chiby…hey girl I saw that…Peter kept it all the way real…
@Candi We can fish for steak then…
Mamacita says:
Janelle’s hair looks a fool! And I don’t care what anybody says, if you wear the same thing everyday it’s not outfit it’s a uniform! No depth, no dimension, no effort, no creativity (except the hair which is a #fail)
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Thats funny!! Very true
smh@Awesome never seeing a bish
u always canoodling with Candis ol LSLH ass
@Laker, i was getting my stupid car fixed yesterday
You wouldn’t be referring to a pair of “Christmas” jeans, would you?
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As CaramelDrop used to call ‘em…heavily starched Christmas jeans….
Oh and
for dried pack of Ramen Noodles….I like this child musically but YES indeed-y the puff irritates my SOUL…I just wanna punch it…to see if it bounces back…
Miss Harlem
he said he thinks Kim is crazy!! I think Kim is smart and I think Kim is gonna get the spin-off…Just watch…IMO even though I hate her..she’s the most entertaining one to watch…
@Candi We can fish for steak then…
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now u are talkin my language! call me when the steaks are ready *goes to snuggle in my El DeBarge bunk beds*
FIANCE hey babe I see you dont like bbms huh even still here you go
CANDI its tightrope but I like the wondamix version. I dont really watch her perform so I wouldnt know how it feels to be irritated like that
DYMOND
hey doll
oh my Fiance wanna act like she didnt see a bish love her up as well!
@Chi, I DIE 4 seafood…lawdddd drawn butter and lemon *faints*
@Dymond, u sho can draw bew
@Snugglebuns, I answered u back!! what the heck!! *calls At&t* they will NOT stand in the way of our love!
CANDI says:
ur the best!!!
@dymond *does an olympic gold medal ice skating routine in a dymond and candi forever leotard*
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whasup AL and Laker!!
Janelle’s hair reminds me of a microphone everytime I look at it. Kelly looks great. Eminem looks like the life as been drained out of him….Just hollow shell.
*takes a 3 day course to get my PHD from everest in anger management counseling* HIS, when would u like to come in for an appt?
@His and Chi
seafood gumbo…..
I make a
@Chi, I DIE 4 seafood…lawdddd drawn butter and lemon *faints*
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YES! YES! YES!!! And pappadeaux’s got that Scampi Butter…it sooooooo delicious…
Tomorrow needs to hurry up!!!
CHI girl we in two different stories but yes although I think Kim needs to get slapped every now and than she is smart. Peter kept it FUNKY and I like that
@Aewsome
Aint nothing like good homemade gumbo…I made some for Thanksgiving and froze what wasnt ate…and then I thawed it out for Christmas…OMG it was like it better after I thawed out…
*It sexy to see a man in the kitchen cooking..I think thats a Afrodisac for me
@Awesome! I’m sooooooooooo angered with u in here today!
@ Candi… I fell out laughing last night and thought about you when i heard “Malik El Debarge Wright”
ALL YALL SEAFOOD LOVERS STFU & SAT ALL THE WAY DOWN
Had to get that hate of my chest real quick because I am allergic and also hungry and yall asses in here talkin bout seafood
Janelle’s HAIR-BALL is Beyond ODD LQQKING To ME (Just My Opinion…)
And DOES Eminem know HOW STOOPID he LQQKS wearing his pants LIKE THAT… I PERSONALLY don’t want ANYTHING to Obstruct MY COMFORT LEVEL regarding My Whole ENTIRE Man-Region… ULTIMATE COMFORT is what MY Man-Region REQUIRES at ALL TIMES !!!
@Chi
My brother is a chef and is an expert at making finger lickin shyt reguardless of whats in the house. I can’t let him get all the shine though, I have some viddles I hook up that he can’t **** with.
Dymond says:
@ Candi… I fell out laughing last night and thought about you when i heard “Malik El Debarge Wright”
I said the same thang!
I was like awwwwww Candi 
Miss H I had my throat swolled up messing with calimari
cant risk my life for food
speaking of my boo. his reality show begins on Jan. 31! *squeals and snorts like Tiny*
@His
Then I’ve done my job. You’re soooooo sexy when you’re angry.
speaking of THE GAME…what ya’ll think? u like the direction it’s going?
That chick that played the “Jaz” character CAN GET IT!!!!!!!!!
@awesome can u have ur chef brother send me some food? tryna stay recession free!
@Fiance, my heart weeps for u…if i was allergic i’d be just like that hardheaded btch on Dr. Dolittle….cus i will NOT give up crab or lobster
UMMM I LOVE SEA FOOD LOVE IT LOBSTER, CRAB LEGS, SKRIMP, SHARK, FISH DANG A BISH GETTN EVEN HUNGRIER
@HARLEM HEY MAMI
@DIMOND HEY BONITA
@Miss Harlem
why you being a 
@KINGSTON HEY PURRTY BISH HOW U DOING?
@Miss Harlem
Are you a “Can’t eat it” or a “Can’t even be in the house when its cooking”?
@Dymond… I never liked that heffa but i love the game…i’m tryna stay a fan…but…
@Awesome…
***just had a crab boil last night***
i love me some seafood and partially because i was denied so much of it as a youngster…my mom never gave us pork, certain seafood, and other fish like catfish because the bible says blah blah blah about it being unclean and all this other stuff…I went to college and was like WELL DAMN (gucci voice)
Off topic: is steve harvey’s ex wrong and is she just bitter or just fed up at being thrown under the bus at every chance and wants the REAL to be known?
my boo is soo allergic to fukn skrip and it piss me off cuz i could live off sea food alone specially lobster and he can’t eat nothing with a fukn shell
*throws up at all the seafood talk* *goes to sit in the corner with a steak, pork, chicken, turkey burger*
@DYMOND SHE SOUNDING BITTER BUT WHO KNOWS ONLY HER AND STEVE KNOW WHAT IT IS
speaking of THE GAME…what ya’ll think? u like the direction it’s going?
That chick that played the “Jaz” character CAN GET IT!!!!!!!!!
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It appears that BET has spent all of their budget on location shoots and better backdrops…Which left no money for finding decent writers…
ALBOY my life is far more precious than seafood wont cant shall not do it
CHI STFU
I hear you snickering over there hun
FIANCE I dont even want to see it or smell it because thats an automatic trip to the ER it aint that serious a bish airway passage closes real quick
LAKER
hope you feel better today
DYMOND hmmmmm
harlem, i’m allergic to seafood too. doesn’t that suck being from the freaking islands and watching your family eat saltfish and you sitting there depressed as hail?
laker….
@All
SEAFOOD IS THE BEST!! IF I COULD, I’D EAT IT 3X A DAY EVERY DAMN DAY!!!!
@Dymond
She ain’t bitter, she’s fed the fukk up. I’ll ride with her.
WAIT A GOTDAMN MIN DID COMMENT 91 COME IN HERE AND DID NOT ADDRESS HOME WHERE THEY DO THAT AT?!!
hey cheeks…so true…the characters are not acting like themselves at all
@ Harlem hmmmmmm….
@ SASO can’t stand steve harvey (did you see Kenan impersonate him on SNL? funniest skit ever and yes i DVR Sat night live lol) and I’m with you…i think she is tired of him pretending to be a relationship expert after failing at 2 or 3 marriages
@harlem thanks hun i poped two hydrocodone and i feel good now i
but kinda in and out 
KINGSTONN *in my heavy accent* guhl that sucks everyone eating bake and saltfish and all yuh have is the bake *stoops teeth* Mofos have the nerve to cook shark and wtf am I suppose to eat. There should be a rule that if you from the islands you should never be allergic to seafood we surrounded by water and to top it off fresh food
@DYMOND THE WIFE IS NOT SAYING NUN NEW THAT WE HAVENT HEARD FROM STEVE’S MOUTH HE ADMITED PLEANTY OF TIMES THAT HE CHEATED BUT THEN AGAIN THE WIFE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD TO CARRY THAT PAIN SO SHE MIGHT BE FED UP AND READY TO FUK HIS DANG ACCOUNT UP!!!
I dont know if im allergic to any kind of food ***greedy***
@laker when i got my wisdom out they gave me meds but i HATED the way i felt when i took em. i was laying on the couch and my heart was beating fast for no reason. lawd i thought i was gonna die. so i suffered thru the pain *faints at the memory*
LAKER better to be in and out of it than in pain
WOW (Just WOW…)
A Brutha can’t EVEN read the comments and get Caught Up before settling in ?!!? I GUESS that answer is a Resounding NO !!!
@Awesome
My BM was a “Can’t even be in the house when its cooking”… When she would stalk me and come by ALL Un-announced & Without Warning I WOULD start preparing and Cooking some SEAFOOD… SHE would start HIGH-TAILING IT out of my crib !!! THAT was MY Counter to THE DRAMA she always tried to bring to me (Real…)
Oh and before I FORGET… Heeyyyyy BOO
@CANDI BABES I GOT SO MUCH WRONG SH!T IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW THAT THE MEDS ARE A OK WITH ME MY GUMS ARE INFECTED FROM THE WISDOM TOOTH AND IM TAKING AMOXICILLIN AND THAT SH!T MAKES MY STOMACH AND HEAD HURT AND GETS ME ALL DIZZY AND SH!T THE HYDRO KINDA NUMS THE PAIN BUT MAKES ME FEEL HIGH AS FUK WICH IS BETTER THEN THE PAIN
I’m bored….
I miss our old convos…
@BIG PAPPA **FALLS IN UR ARMS AND WRAPS MY LEGS AROUND U** HOLD ME I FEELS LIKE SH!TZ TODAY
#excuses
@HARLEM I KNOW THATS RIGHT A BISH ROCKING FROM SIDE TO SIDE BUT NO PAIN
Hey Eluvah
@his me too i just said tha sh!t yesterday we are >>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<< i miss how we was able to say wateva no haters or people judging and all the funny sh!tz i miss otb and free and my yt bish too
@Laker
When I broke my arm they gave me those and at first I didn’t take any because I don’t really do medicine but my arm hurted so I took one…. didn’t feel anything so I just threw em in the medicine cabinet. Couple days later I took 3 because of the first time and was ROCKIN! Felt like I was gettin head all over my body…….
Felt like I was gettin head all over my body…….
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do u have any more of those to spare? *adjusts halo* not for me of course, for a friend named…Fandice
@awesome i popped two last night a bish was feeling good no pin no noting
EBABY I sorry Daddy I didnt mean to cause any rift in our beautiful tide but you know how your baby gets when I cant get that love from my honey
anywhere you like to make up for it
I know some YT pharmacists…..
Hi His & Dymond! *throws
s & 
es in air*
Comment #132 —>
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DIMPZ!!! *rubs belly* hows lil His doing?
does anyone have any crack head hook ups?! i want an xbox with kinect but i only wanna pay $50 for the bundle :-/
Did this ninja just say heas all over his body?!
What you said those pills were again Awesome?
@ His………He decided he didn’t wanna be attached to me anymore yesterday. I guess he wanted to give me my life back. He with the nanny but he’s good! Weighed 8lbs
ok Phaedra
chibytex says:
So I was up early this morning and I finally watch Nikki’s MTV documentary….and I came to the conclusion that she’s bipolar….She acts like a diffrent person on each scene of the documentary…
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You know that’s not bipolar disorder.
@ His…..”they” told me E-pregnancies don’t last as long as real ones.
#”They”ForeverGotSomeShytToSay
@therapist is it called identity or sum like that disorder multiple personalities??
I’m out….a btch is about to curl up under the desk and nap
why has time stopped ever since they announced we could leave 2 hours early?!
fvck it! *hops on a snow mobile and blows this popsicle stand*
I see Nicki found her pants with the built in azz…
Eminem is one of my crazy YT boy crushes…
(goes scrolling to see what y’all been talking about for 140+ comments…)
*runs and jumps in Ace’s lap* Where you been today Lovah?! I’ve been soooooooooo lonely without you. It was like the sun didn’t came up this morning!
Hey Yso!
It was like the sun didn’t came up this morning!
lawd its slow i guess i can do some mor work
LOL, auntie be picking on the white rapper dude. If that was Jay-Z, she be saying how nice his jeans are, what label/designer, and cost. Reverse racism nice and healthy these days… SMH.
@ AL……
@ALBoy
NO Sun here either Dawg but it isn’t BITTER Cold so I have NO COMPLAINTS whatsoever
And FORGIVE ME Sexxy LADIES…
@His & My Peach !!!
EBABY no sun?!!! Really? Hmmm shall I get the box of bullets?
Hi ELove!
Nobody never speaks to me no more!
*wonders if Ace has put a hoodoo on me*
Mz D Get a room
@ Elove the sun came out just to let us know he’s still alive but he will be gone in a min and the rain is about to start back
Then they talking about trying to run today I cant do it
Whaddup MzDimplez… Naw baby, THAT was from earlier when they spoke to me & I didn’t respond back (Right Away…)
Ahhhhh My BOO…
I DIDN’T say ANY SUNSHINE in MY LIFE but the Physical SUN being present IN THE SKY (Here in The Chi…)
MzDimplez1123 says:
*runs and jumps in Ace’s lap* Where you been today Lovah?! I’ve been soooooooooo lonely without you. It was like the sun didn’t came up this morning!
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See this is the chit i’m talkin about… you know how to make a nicca all warm and fuzzy in side ..
You keep doing what you doing…and you gonna mess around and make me get E-married i this bish…E-harmony aint gonna have chit on SR…
EBABY oh ok just checkin because that was sooooo sweet MZ I see you ACE betta had appreciate or else
@ Ace….We ain’t already e-married?!
I been E-shackin! 
<—–really crying
Did you even sign lil Deuce’s birth certificate?! *falls to the floor*
@ Harlem…..He just told me we wasn’t even official! I’ve been living an E-lie! *cries into Raven’s ponytail*
i don’t even get a hug to myself i gots to share well im just
**falls to floor dazed and sh!tz**
Don’t cry Laker, i’m upset enough for everybody!
@dimpz girl i swear im finna pass out and my head finna hit these keyboards lawwd were is 4:30
MZ girl its ok I think he smoked the wrong thing we shall forgive him for that foolishness
MY Peach
YOU are Sooooooooo Right and you have been JUST So Kind to ME !!! I’m Sorry, You Do DESERVE Your OWN Greeting Baby
@AL WHO U TALKN TO?? **THROWS PILL BOTTLES AT LIL RICHARD***
@BIGPAPA
ALL IS GOOD IN MY HEART HOOD 
I SAWY IM JUST SUCH A BIG AZZ BABY WHEN I DON’T FEEL GOOD SPECIALLY WHEN IM ALL DOPED UP 
@ Laker…..Maybe you should go home boo, it don’t sound like you need to be there.
*throws Everything in Laker’s purse, except her drugs, @ Al’s head* HE LIED TO ME!
*Drives to Ace’s house*
@DIMPZ IS ACE EMAILLING U AND APOLOGIZING AND SH!TZ SOUNDS LIKE SUM MY LIL HOMIE WOULD DO
@DIMPZ GIRL I WISH I COULD BUT BISH HAS TO SAVE UP THAT GOOD OL PTO FOR WHEN I GET MY TWO ROOTCANALS AND FILLINGS AND THE DANG WISDOM TOOTH!! **FALLS TO GROUND AND CRYES A POOL OF HYDROS** GOING TO LUNCH I BE BAK
Dodging all the items in lakers purse wondering how she fit a 64oz bottle of Fabuloso in her bag Calling Ace to let him know that he is about to have
dramacompanyIs it just me or does Niki Minaj look like Sandra from BBallwives Season 1??
@ Laker…….They’re making him work again. When I get in this house he’s gonna see just how pissed I am! *looks in back seat/passenger seat/baby seat* There he is! And I keep losing this lil transparent baby if I don’t dress him in dark colors!
@AL IS THAT ALL U SAW IN MY PURSE **HIDES HAND CUFFS,WHIP AND MIRACLE WHIP**
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ace….We ain’t already e-married?! I been E-shackin!
Did you even sign lil Deuce’s birth certificate?! *falls to the floor* <—–really crying
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Babe…it's called communication…just cause we went & looked at rings doesn't me we got married… i mean…i don't remember signing a certificate…not saying i wouldn't marry you… but that's something i would need to be consulted on don't you think?
speaking of consulting…
WHY WAS I NOT PAGED TO BE HERE OF THE BIRTH OF MY SON??
No WOrds!?!
transparent
@ Al…*real calm voiced*
No drama, i’m just gonna sit on the couch til he gets home.
@ Ace……….WE got married after the SR awards don’t you remember after you woke your drunk ass up in the closet we went to see Laker’s cousin Hector with that lil chapel on Crenshaw?!
I did call you, boost kept saying they would try to reach the subscriber I was calling and by that time, my labor had kicked in full blown.
They didnt call you when Transparent Toni was born
@ Al……….Sheddup! And did this nicca just come home snapping on me?! Whoops! *coffee cup accidentally spills all over Ace’s wolf fur couch* My bad! *hands Lil Deuce to Ace and walks upstairs towards his closet*
And Al, don’t nobody name no lil boy Toni wit no “i”!
looking at the supposed “hidden items” in Lake purse invites lakes to watch a Laker game at My House
bring your purse
Toni short for Antoni or T2 for short
@ Al…..His name is Anthony but it’s with a “y”, not an “i”.
He came home snapping you didnt even call him for your childs birth
i wasnt gone that long
why dimpz why you couldve paged me or something!!!!!!!
@ Al…..Didn’t you hear me say Boost kept TRYING to reach him and wouldn’t put my call through? Then he wanna come home today acting all NuNu. He don’t want it with me!
I just went through 30hrs of E-labor and I am not in the mood! 
y i whatever Transparency transparenci same thing
@ Dymond………….I just had him yesterday! I didn’t even have no shower! I was in labor for 30hours and just got home. Ace didn’t even answer when I kept trying to call him. I called you this morning but, your assistant said you was busy and all I heard was moaning in the background. What was YOU doin?!
Then, this kid so light, I cain’t tell who he look like! My grandmother told me to check his ears but, I CAN’T HARDLY SEE THEM!
Mz D you sure you was even pregnant this story sounds real familiar Man meet woman woman see that man has potential women fakes pregnancy to keep “Good” man woman steals a baby man is completely clueless.
I have seen this happen you sounding real familiar right now Blood TEST
***pissed that the ebaby came so early***
@ Dimpz
What was YOU doin?!
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They Always try to flip it on you
You was wrong admit it move on take the baby back and see if he will still love you.
Dymond How was it that Mz D was the only person to “see” this childbirth
30 hours of Elabor and didnt nobody see you then you was at the house when Ace got home side eyeing Mz D
@ Al……….I’m a black woman with two kids, do you REALLY think I would steal a third?! If he hadn’t been seducing me with canned peaches and ripple and shyt I wouldn’ta never ended up pregnant now he got amnesia and shyt. It’s ok though
And I would never flip anything on Dymond! I loves that bish *shows Al my bracelet that says Dimpz and Dymond friends to the end* Me and that bish down like Chucky dolls!
@ Al…………Didn’t you notice I wasn’t here yesterday? Where do you think I was?
@ Al it’s 125% possible that dimpz experienced e-labor and we didnt know about it…she probably logged off by accident
the baby is of a clearer complexion so you have to look really hard to see him
***polishes off 1st place trophy me and Dimpz won for the twerk team contest***
@ Dymond…Thank you! He always trying to bust somebody out. *looks for Yso* I’ll get Yso to “dap him up” a few times and see how he acts then!
Oops greetings everyone!!!
Hey Bruh!
*pulls AL to the side*
@Al
Man to Man….Do you think there is a ANY possibility i pulled a Shannon Brown and got married for some cookie? *be honest with me*…i’m not that kinda dude…but she says i was drunk…
*puts on his Terrence howard voice*
Its like when I’m right I’m right, when I’m wrong I could been right, so I’m still right MORE?
@bruh what it do
<<<braw
Kelly looks great. Nikki on the other hand I like her outfit, but she is still WACK!!! Can’t stand her voice.
Hi Dimplez
*takes baby from Ace and throws LEGITIMATE marriage license AND birth certificate @ him*
*holds up hand I am your wife and THIS is your kid! I do not appreciate you letting Al break up my happy home! *adjusts blouse to feed kid*
@ Laker……..You any better boo?
LAKERS!!!!!! WHATS GOOD MA MA
I know that is my kid cause the lil nicca blindin me…*squints* go put him in his crib ad we can talk when i can see…
SO THE BABY WAS BORN AND ACE DON’T THINK ITS HIS??
@ACE MY CUZIN HECTOR SAYS HE WAS ONEOF THE WITNESS IF U NEED THIS “FIXD” HE GOT U
@DIMPZ THE NERVE OF HIM NOT TRUSTING U
@DIMPZ IM WHAT U CALL MEDICATED AND HAPPY
@BRUH HEY HOW U BEEN HOW WAS UR DAY??
I never doubted my child…ad i never lost trust in my baby…
I just was never formally and SOBERLY told i was married…and that is a hard pill to swallow when you just find out that YOU MISSED THE BIRTH OF YOUR OWN SON…
***GRABS BABY BEIGE FROM CRIB AND PUTS HIM OUTISE TO TAN**
In 3rd Person>>>>BruhMan 5th Flr continues to focus on the
between MzDimplez and Ace….Popcorn and a stolen Dr. Pepper from Phrozen’s refrigerator are consumed
@ Ace……I know he’s your kid cause I know and because he don’t know when to let go! *pries kid off me*
YOU gone stop insulting my baby! *goes to put Deuce in bassinet* I’m listening.
Thanks Laker! I tried to tell him but nooooooooooo he wanna listen to Al when he could get better marriage counsel from Steve Harvey!
LOL @ Laker being high and happy. Do you really need all that work you mentioned before done?
@ Ace……..You should get a better phone carrier. We all know Boost is barely a step above Safelink.
Laker…My day has been slow and its going to get slower when I get home because I have Homework and a whole heap of it……#GOTEAMMBA#
@DIMPZ
AND THAT IS SOME OF THE WORK NOT ALL 
MY MOMMA ALLOWED MY GROWN AZZZ TO SUCK ON A BOTTLE UNTIL I WAS LIKE 4 AND PACIFIER UNTIL LIKE 3 SO YEAH MY TEETH ARE FUKED 
@bruh homework??? what school u go to and for what??? how old are u? #nosey
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ace……..You should get a better phone carrier. We all know Boost is barely a step above Safelink.
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I’ll upgrade to Cricket only if you agree to renew these drunken forgotten vows in Sept.
Now i got to go put some tint on the windows in the baby room so the neighbors can sleep tonight.
@ Ace…………… Deal! *goes outside to get baby so he’s get sunburn*
@bruh homework??? what school u go to and for what??? how old are u? #nosey
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University of Phoenix working towards my MBA in Marketing, and I am 27
**doesn’t
Aww Poor Laker. Send her half your dentist’s bills. LOL
@Dymond might I pull up next to you and watch this melodrama unfold???? I have Peanut M&M’s
@ACE
loco
@DIMPZ **SNATCHES BEIGE BABY FROM DIMPZ APPLYES TANNING LOTION AND LEAVES HIS AZZ OUTSIDE FOR 3 MORE HOURS** NOW LISTEN I LOVE U AND ACE AND I WILL NOT ALLOW LIL MAN TO BE BURNED I KNOW WHAT IM DOING BELIEVE ME JUST TAKE A LOOK AT MY DANG PIC ME AND THE BEIGE BABY ARE THE SAME FUKN COLOR
@Ace Hold ya head man
Does this mean I’M single since you don’t remember your vows?
@ Laker might there be anything else you might want to know about me?
@ Bruh………..What is YOU talkin about? Ain’t nobody did nothing to Ace! *yet*
@bruh
let me think 
anything about muaahh u would like to know…. oh yeah any kids, married, straight??? im sure all these ??
@dimpz i sawy im having mood swings
@ Bruh………Laker busy toasting the baby so on her behalf:
How tall are you?
Do you got a job?
Do you live in yo mama’s basement?
Do you got any kids? (claimed, unclaimed or possibilities)
Do you have a car?
Are you stingy?
Do you like Latina girls?
*takes breath and swig of Bruh’s Dr. P*
I know thats why I told him to hold his head because I know its….about…to…go….Down!!!!
@DIMPZ WHAT THE
FO THE 4 yr old sukin on a bottle??
@DIMPZ THERE U GO MAMAS U GOT MY BACK
**POPS ANOTHER HYDRO**
@ Laker It’s all good ma! I was looking out for you just incase your sedation is worser than we realize.
@ Bruh…….I forgot 1, is you into boyz? (age don’t matter)
NO offense or disrespect intended.
@ Laker The
was for the mood swing and I always gotchu! 
Ace says:
*pulls AL to the side*
@Al
Man to Man….Do you think there is a ANY possibility i pulled a Shannon Brown and got married for some cookie? *be honest with me*…i’m not that kinda dude…but she says i was drunk…
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You werent married you was drunk she was drunk Redeemed thought it would be funny to type a fake marriage license and give you both rings thats why she isnt here any more. If you love her “renew” your “vows” with her and take care of Powder
Im Short
I have Two Jobs
I have a Condo that I share with my cousin
No Kids
Yes I have a car but im riding dirty at the time
No I am not Stingy
I like Latina, and Black Women never been with anything else
HELL TO THE NAW!!!!!! I aint into Men
I am about to hit the gym but can i officiate the nuptuals?
@AL SO IS THE INVITE FOR THE LAKER GAME STILL “UP” IF SOO I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE U UP ON IT
@BRUH I SEE NICE REEEAAAAAL NICE <<<BERNIE MAC VOICE WE GOT SUM IN COMMON ONLY DATE LATINOS AND BLACK MAN
@DIMPZ ***HANDS U BABY DOLL IN RED FROM VICTORIAS SECRETO** HERE TAKE THIS GET BUT NAKID NOTHING ELSE ACE WONT STAND A CHANCE ****HIDES MINIATURE CAMERA IN ON BABY DOLL** #SHARINGISCARING
@ Bruh….
You Aiight in my book.
@ Al………That must’ve been Man and Candi cause Redeemed was nowhere around when I married Ace. She probably ws gettign back at man for giving her 3.5in like he was doing something.
BruhMan5th Flr says:
@Dymond might I pull up next to you and watch this melodrama unfold???? I have Peanut M&M’s
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***adjusts rack*** You sure can…i love nuts
hmmm…you smell good
@ Bruh………….I sowry, I meant NOT to offend you. A girl gotta ask shyt like that these days though.
@ Laker…Thanks! *puts nightie in drawer cause i’m still mad at Ace’s ass*
So whats the Verdict are ya’ll Marriage Annulled so?
@dimpz so since u not married can we have a bachelorette fiesta?? **brings out lil black book** would u like a skripper?? or two??
@ Dymond >>In My Hustleman Voice<< Thanks Puddin!!!!
@ Bruh…..Good question.
He never answered that one.
Don’t mean to ass a bag of worms to the convo but you should ask
WTF is going on in here?!
(daps ALBoy’s prostate repeatedly for instigating chit between Ace and MzD)
Go and give your Good Richard some one on one attention, mkay?
So you need 10 strippers to put they thing in your face SMDH……@Ace get her!!!!!
Does this mean i’m sposed to stop wearing my ring and chit? I was good and faithful too. I only played with Choco,Dymond,His,Laker,Flo,ChaCha,Candi and myself. He got a good girl and don’t even recognize it.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Does this mean I’M single since you don’t remember your vows?
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Is there a such thing as being engaged while married? if so …let it be that…until ow renewed in Sept.
You are still my E-Boo so Single is not in my vocab…I’ll still fight a nicca for you…
Thanks Yso!
@ Bruh….i’m not gonna touch them or be touched by them!
They’re for my E-boos! Didn’t you see me say i’m good and faithful?! 
Why I get dragged through every time i cant be here to defend myself…
@ Ace…Who dragging you boo? Hand me a pen so I can put checkmarks by options for you.
Didn’t you see me say i’m good and faithful?!
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Just Checking!!!!
@MzD
You know I got you.*
(comes and grabs up Lil Deuce cause he shouldn’t be seeing his mom and dad fighting like this)
Don’t worry I won’t lose him. I have strategically placed reflective bicycle stickers on his body so he will be easier to see.
I have strategically placed reflective bicycle stickers on his body so he will be easier to see.
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WHAT KINDA SHYT IS THAT
@dimpz 10 u say i like the way u think these meds got me all fukd up ***starts preparing cake in form of a d!ck and calls her party planner we need lots of freeky games and men to play with** OH AND IS TEQUILA GOOD WITH U OR WOULD U PEFER SUM ELSE??
@BRUH BABY BEIGE IS TO DANG BRIGHT PEOPLE GET BLINDED AND SH!T….SO WE GOT 9 SKRIPERS WE MISSING ONE U WANT IN??
I think im all the Thang ya’ll need at that party
LMBO…..but seriously im J/P and I would have to humbly decline the invite
@ Laker…………..Tequila is always good.
Thanks Yso! *That’s my dawg*
@ Bruh…I’m really the marrying kind!
@ Bruh…I’m really the marrying kind
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I know your married to Ace!!!
@ Bruh……According to him, not til September.
Does anyone know the maker of kelly’s coat?
@BRUH THATS KOOL ****PAGES LAST RESORT MAN HIM AND HIS 3.5 INCH JEFF**
Might you be hinting for a little “OUTSIDE” attention????
@LAKER
Don’t bother. I have a Vienna sausage I can string with some grapes to wave in y’all’s faces instead.
@ Bruh………..I’m good. I can be cheating on my boo even though he REALLY needs to get it together and all.
@ Laker………Yeah call Man! What’s a party without a lil comedy?
I meant Can’t!
damned long ass slowass post!
@ Yso…Good idea but, it won’t be the same throwing quarters at that.
brucebaner1 says:
Does anyone know the maker of kelly’s coat?
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I believe the maker is Burberry. I saw one like it in Bloomingdales yesterday.
Kelly looks nice, minus the big bag she’s carrying.
WOW eminem usually looks tired and old in the face.
I’ve always liked Janelle, her attire and her music. She is a must-see live. Kelly is bad. She has that classic look IMO. We will still celebrate her beauty into her golden years.
Danielle says:
I hate that puff on Janelle’s head!
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ME TOO!>:( >:(
Thanks Sandra! (going to bloomingdales.com)
Not Burberry