Celebrity Seed: Bria Murphy Named New Face of Dark and Lovely
Last night, ‘Basketball Wives’ cast member Jennifer Williams tweeted that Eddie Murphy’s daughter Bria was named the new face of Soft Sheen Carson’s Dark and Lovely products (her exact title is Global Brand Ambassador).
Is it just me or has Bria bleached her skin until she’s barely recognizable? Bria hardly seems worthy of the title of Dark and Lovely Brand Ambassador when she’s clearly bleaching her brown skin.
Bria celebrated the announcement with her sister Shayne, 16, and her divorced parents, Eddie and Nicole Murphy, at the Juliet Supper club in NYC last night.
Also attending the event, in addition to Williams, were former model Tyson Beckford and actress Nia Long.
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What ever Bria’s doin to her skin, I LUBS IT!
She looks good.
Bria’s pretty but if Nicole was my mama she wouldn’t be allowed at any event meant to personally showcase ME.
It’s not fair to have a parent still all your dang shine. Nicole is a true MILF.
She’s pretty, I don’t think she bleaching. Just heavy make-up.
In other news, I’m going to need for Jennifer to lose those played out colored contacts.
Jennifer has a hard face.
AWWW BROTHER… THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU on #1
Is it me or is something off about NIA LONG, like she looks like a young Cicely Tyson around the mouth area…
Jennifer punk scary azz need to love herself and do away with them blue azz contacts … she is attractive without them
Nicole is drop dead gorgeous for having 16 kids and Bria is definitely her and Eddie’s daughter.. very pretty as well!
Did Johnny Gill show up?
I still want that man to sing “My My My’ to me like he did to Laura Winslow. Doesn’t matter if he’s not checking for my ‘equipment’.. I don’t think she’s bleaching her skin, i think the combination of awful foundation mixed with the lighting made her face look like that in comparison to her back.
and
TYSON yo azz is all ova the damn place.. this nicca will show up to the opening of a envelope 
dont you got a catwalk to walk down or some shyt 
ryand91 says:
In other news, I’m going to need for Jennifer to lose those played out colored contacts.
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What? She’s wearing colored contacts? *scratches Jennifer’s superficial azz off my list of hawt women to pursue in 2011*
Nicole looks like a well groomed drag queen.
Am I the onliest one who wants to stab Jennifer in the eyes b/c of them contacts….with an old skool rolled up paper food stamp?
@sandra
You are doing yourself a favor by taking her off your list.
Hey ya’ll….
Does anyone know why Jen wears them God awful contacts?
Shayne the other daughter gives me a resemblance to Thandie Newton… she is as equally beautiful to her mother… BUT A BISH like ME CANNOT wait to ANGEL IRIS (Eddies baby with Scary Spice) grows older… that little girl is gonna give all they azzes a run for the money
Why is everyone allegedly bleaching???
Some people are just lighter complected, and don’t women wear makeup to brighten/lighten their skin???
@Kwall
You are not the only one. She is not cute. Then she wants to add contacts.
KDub says:
Am I the onliest one who wants to stab Jennifer in the eyes b/c of them contacts….with an old skool rolled up paper food stamp?
*sharpen the shank! She needs to store them right there with the other shyt Eric done left for her azz in the storage
Can we really stop with the skin bleaching accusation….
I know it happens sometimes but it’s becoming redundent and ridiculous.
Bria is a pretty girl. Is Jennifer Williams the publcist for Dark N Lovely
Oh and heeeeeeey Nia Long…I see you with your sexy azz!!!
Im sorry Im back on TYSON washed out old azz… UGH I cant stand a man with no facial hair… that shyt is sooooooooo flucking suspect to me!
grow yo shyt in potna!
HEY CHIBY CHIBY CHIBY GIRL… SUP WITCHA
I know Mike be beating Ms. Murphy into submission,them cakes beg of such treatment…#JustSayin
Hey Cha Cha!!
chacha.. the opening of an envelope?
Bria pretty can’t believe she 20. she looks older. congrats ms dark and lovely
@Cha
All Tyson needs is a good black rinse of marker and he got his grown man on like Jazze Pha.
Sandra….here you go with that bleaching skin thing…people that bleach their skin don’t have even skin tone like that
Google Vybez Kartel or Sammy Sosa….that’s what bleached skin looks like 
Sandra Rose says:
ryand91 says:
In other news, I’m going to need for Jennifer to lose those played out colored contacts.
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What? She’s wearing colored contacts? *scratches Jennifer’s superficial azz off my list of hawt women to pursue in 2011*
And addddddd to the fact her whiny azz voice, she is Evelyns stool pidgeon and she is scary as hail
Nicole Murphy may look like a man..but for a woman of her age and 5 kids…and including all the stress and drama Eddie put her through…she looks damn good…
But not better than Nia…ya’ll see them bowleggs on Nia
@Phrozen, nah when worn correctly make-up is supposed to hide flaws such as blemishes on the skin and enhance and compliment our features.
Why the hail Tyson was dressed up like Dr. Doolittle?
Hey @Ryan91 got it, I had no clue
@ChaCha her voice is hella annoying….and I want to see the day Evelyn turns on her…
Its coming…Just Watch!
Oh goodness everybody is gay and bleaching their skin
Bria is a pretty girl! Maybe its just me but I think she resembles Rihanna.
Phrozen1der says:
I know Mike be beating Ms. Murphy into submission,them cakes beg of such treatment…#JustSayin
I see what you did there
…. THAT BISH KNO SHE HOT… I VOTE HER MILF OF THE YEAR!…and not mention MIKE GOT THAT GAP 
Congrats to Bria
Jennifer is a fuggin airhead. And I did not know bish was wearing colored contacts.
Nicole does look like a tranny in the face, but the bish body is on point.
@Phrozen, y’all men folks just don’t know sheit, I swear. LOL, but on the other hand make-up should not make her look like Halle Berry when she looks more like Chuck Berry.
i still wear prescription colored contacts sometimes.
but only because i never know if i have the clear ones in on the right side.
if she wants to wear em, i dont see what the problem is. i’m pretty sure she knows how she looks with them.
@Danielle, yeah she goes look like a cuter, cleaner version of Rihanna.
KDub says:
Why the hail Tyson was dressed up like Dr. Doolittle?
You would dress up like point dexter to if you aint had no job and no direction
THAT BISH KNO SHE HOT… I VOTE HER MILF OF THE YEAR!…and not mention MIKE GOT THAT GAP
MICHAEL STRAHAN’S GAP
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Yeah she top 5 MILF of the year….
and Michael Strahan pobably be sucking the hail outta her…….oh nevermind..I gotta keep PG!!!
@ChaCha
@Ryan91 Yeah that’s not my thing so no need to concern myself with it,ya dig?
@kingstonn, I don’t see anything wrong with colored contacts but at the same time if you’re going to wear them at least make me believe that, that could possibly be your true eye color.
KDub says:
Why the hail Tyson was dressed up like Dr. Doolittle?
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Johnny Gill likes em lookin like a gay doctor that can hear animals.
Sandra Rose says:
What? She’s wearing colored contacts? *scratches Jennifer’s superficial azz off my list of hawt women to pursue in 2011*
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chibytex says:
Nicole Murphy may look like a man..but for a woman of her age and 5 kids…and including all the stress and drama Eddie put her through…she looks damn good…
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She looks great! Would never thought she gave birth to 5 kids.
@Phrozen, yeah I understand.
Jennifer is the ugliest of the basketball “wives.” (I’m not counting that big ol bright skinned man, I forget her name)
Those light colored contacts aint hidin her ugliness.
Bria is a cutie and I like Jennifer’s hair, it’s always on point!
@ Kingstonn… I wasnt talking about her, I said she looks good without them! Plenty of women wear contacts, I dont think they are played out at all I just think she would still be attractive without them and that whiny azz voice and airhead and following personality she bestows
WHO LOOKS LIKE Chuck Berry
Johnny Gill likes em lookin like a gay doctor that can hear animals.
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don’t see anything wrong with colored contacts but at the same time if you’re going to wear them at least make me believe that, that could possibly be your true eye color
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Those contacts in her eyes are PURPLE!!!! Who do you know on earth with Lavander eyes…..
She could have put in hazel or something and we would have never known…
@Man so you would’nt hucklebuck Jenn???
chibytex says:
@ChaCha her voice is hella annoying….and I want to see the day Evelyn turns on her…
Its coming…Just Watch!
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I was JUST saying this same thing, trust Evelyn will turn on her and I can’t wait. Jen is just her little flunkie.
@ChaCha, nobody I know looks like Chuck Berry it was just an analogy I was using about how some make-up, makes some women look nothing at all like their true selves and they be out hear fooling people.
Nicole EX-WIFED Murphy is the BADDEST BISH DOIN IT DOIN IT!!!!!!
LOVE the SEE my ASS shot Nicky Murphy!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.teameddiecaneata****.com
I just knew that Jen’s eyes were that color…I told myself that there was no way its ‘leven now and she still wearing fake blue or gray eyes. I thought most of her hair was hers, so maybe she inherited the eyes too…guess I was wrong
@Cha it seems like I keep missing you, we’re never in the same post
but HUCKLEBUCK PHRO
YOU AINT GON HAVE MY SIDE CRAMPIN NICCA
MAN you talking about TAMI… Nicca leave TAMI alone, she is working on HER she got the SMART LIPO, weave getting tighter….BISH IS ON HER WAY!
@ryan & chacha, i see. mine are plain old brown though. i’m not bold enough to wear gray. however, i don’t condone people akon’s color wearing ice blue contacts. now that chit is just scary.
therapist1911 says:
Can we really stop with the skin bleaching accusation….
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Oddly enough I think the color contacts look good on Jennifer, I don’t have a problem with color contacts and just seems it’s kinda old schoolish, like summer of freaknik 96 but I think their cute when people wear them. It’s like nose rings….I LOVE them, but their old school as well.
@kingstonn, I just have a thing about contacts for myself in general. I’m scared I’d blind myself trying to put them in. So if my eyes ever start getting bad, glasses it will be for me.
Those contacts in her eyes are PURPLE!!!! Who do you know on earth with Lavander eyes…..
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I know of only one…Dame Elizabeth Taylor…
And did somebody say Jen looked like CHUCK PHUCKIIN BERRY……
Gotcha Ryan
@ Dymond… nah I dont think shyt on her is natural
@ LS BANDITA …IM HERE TO STAY
By the time Jen wakes up and realizes that evelyn wants her to miserable, it’ll be too like the Donkey from Shrek will be gone with all his NBA money and she’s gonna be alone…she seems like she has potential to be sweet (Jen) but she needs to get a new crew to roll with..some bishes that are HAPPY and MARRIED
@ChaCha
S/N I refuse to believe that she would still wear colored contacts..her eyes are naturally green, and her hair is naturally that long. And In that same world Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy think that we still do not know.. #SHADE
*it’ll be too late
@ MAN
JENNIFER is very far from UGLY!!! IN NO KIND OF WAY can you call that woman UNATTRACTIVE…and she is definitely not the “UGLIEST” on the show…she may be the DUMBEST!!! but the UGLIEST!!!!!
ya’ll tom’bout??
You can just see the bitterness in Evelyn’s eyes, I rarely watch the show. But you can tell the world has used and abused her. But I guess that’s what happens when all you’re after is the $$$ and will do anything to get it.
Phrozen1der says:
@ChaCha
S/N I refuse to believe that she would still wear colored contacts..her eyes are naturally green, and her hair is naturally that long. And In that same world Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy think that we still do not know.. #SHADE
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@Genia, I agree I think Jennifer is cute. It’s her attitude that isn’t attractive.
@Dymond….
I think she wears a half weave…I think the front of her hair is hers and the rest is sewed in…whatever she does the bishes hair be on point…
Between her and Sheree I dont know whose weave game is the best….
Jennifer is fine chocolate woman!!!
lipstickbandit says: like summer of freaknik 96
..I def had my hazel colored contacts on rocking them like they were God given!!!!!
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Oh YES cause…I WAS THERE!!! IN 96
Royce looks like Lisa Turtle to me from Saved By The Bell
@Mirs
@K-Dub
He’s DESPERATELY trying to get Eddie’s ATTENTION
@Man…
Yeah that CHICK in the 2nd Pic is PLUM OOGLY
And Nia is BUILT LIKE she can Take/Handle a Serious POUND-GAME !!!
what we talkn bout yall????
Genia says:
@ MAN
JENNIFER is very far from UGLY!!! IN NO KIND OF WAY can you call that woman UNATTRACTIVE…and she is definitely not the “UGLIEST” on the show…she may be the DUMBEST!!! but the UGLIEST!!!!!
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IMO, Susie got that award on lock…she’s ugly and that lisp…..bish talking about she wanna be a sports commentator…uhmm not with that speech impediment she got…she needs speech therapy…
@E Love, you think Jennifer is Plum Ugly????? Why??? I mean she may not be attractive to some…but PLUM lol?
this the same chick that was posted earlier this week? or late last week?
ummmmChacha…..u lost me with the non facial hair/suspect comment.
Although I have facial hair (full beard and goatee) but I do take the liberty in shaving it a few times a year to let my skin breathe or just switch it up…..
Congrats to Bria, young bish doing thangs
Jennifer, oh Jen Jen poor lil thang. I got so much to say and so little time
<<<smh
AFTERNOON FOLKS
And I think Jennifer is attractive but she is annoying as u know what….
there’s a difference between bleaching and heavy (or the wrong shade) make up *rolling my eyes super hard*
anyway, i’m ret to go home! lawd my tum is f’ed up. might don’t make it
chibytex says:
Genia says:
@ MAN
JENNIFER is very far from UGLY!!! IN NO KIND OF WAY can you call that woman UNATTRACTIVE…and she is definitely not the “UGLIEST” on the show…she may be the DUMBEST!!! but the UGLIEST!!!!!
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IMO, Susie got that award on lock…she’s ugly and that lisp…..bish talking about she wanna be a sports commentator…uhmm not with that speech impediment she got…she needs speech therapy…
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Suzy is very unattractive, she looks like some kind of animal, I can’t think of what it is to save my life.
@ Chiby i think jen has sheree beat…
@ lipstick one of my friends rocks a nose ring and my bf talks baaaaaaad about it…she could care less and it is kinda cute
I don’t think it’s bleach. It looks more like a bad make up job to me
Actually Evelyn is the NeNe Leaks of Basketball wives…A.K.A the UGLIEST The more she allows VH1 to make her out to be the HOOD-RAT in PRADA less attractive she is becoming week by week.
Elove:
Raise up off Nia…before I have to shank you…
Sandra you need a shank emoticon!
kingstonn says:
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King I LOVE nose rings!! I used to have one but it closed up, I was thinking of getting another one but the pain was too much to bear. It was worse than getting a tattoo
@lips she looks like a dang flamingo to me all she need to do is raise on leg up and she is there
@Dymond, nose rings are cute as long it’s not a huge beauty supply cubic stud.
FABULOSALAKER says:
@lips she looks like a dang flamingo to me all she need to do is raise on leg up and she is there
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Not a Flamingo, but she looks like something that has a long face and black eyes…i can’t think of the name of it.
i wanted an eyebrow ring in high school, so glad my parents wouldn’t let me do that
I think Jennifer is pretty and sometimes she wears her hair and sometimes she dont
so btchs dnt see my font
lipstickbandit says:
Suzy is very unattractive, she looks like some kind of animal, I can’t think of what it is to save my life.
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And being ugly and a PUNK!!!! well….I don’t know what you came to do…but I would lay low suzie …
NOW royce? What is the word Im looking for….ROYCE is…..FACIALLY CHALLENGED and therefore is Symmetrically displeasing to my general sense of vision…it’s not her fault
it’s the chemicals in my body that causes me to be repulsed.
Hey His……
@GENIA
Suszie is BY FAR the ugliest on the show. Personally, I believe she had to have been born with at least one deformed testicle. But that’s why she doesn’t count. Because she’s part man.
Therefore Jennifer is the ugliest on the show.
Is mad as hell that Tyson Beckford is making me think of Roger Thomas!
*scrolls back up to top of post*
@lips ant eater??? dang i don’t know she also can be a dam jiraf bish just loooooong to me
@his i see it mamas i see u what it do???
im bored out of my azz
Nia and Nicole make 40+ look damn good.
(goes scrolling to read y’all comments)
back in the day i had gray and hazel contacts and i was stylin on h0es u hear me?!
*flips hair*
Eddies girls clean up very well. Bria’s hair looks dark and lovely indeed. And that damn Nia Long is the female version of Prince. She make a straight woman turn crooked.
And In that same world Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy think that we still do not know..
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OH…I KNOW that he is a sister wife! We all do Johnny…
::random::
@Man, I know you probably don’t remember this. But thanks for the advice you gave me involving me and my bf this summer. It was about some of the best advice I got. Thanks.
@Genia….I don’t think Royce is ugly or cute, she’s just really childish looking…and she dresses very homely. And the wet dog look that she’s rocking hair wise is NOT cutting it. And she annoys me for some reason.
@Bird
@candi i was rocking them green contacts and who thought looked cute was me
@ ELOVE
Jennifer is NOT ugly! I actually think she’s one of the prettiest on the show.
therapist1911 says:
ummmmChacha…..u lost me with the non facial hair/suspect comment.
Although I have facial hair (full beard and goatee) but I do take the liberty in shaving it a few times a year to let my skin breathe or just switch it up…..
THERAPIST…. KEY WORDS IN YOUR STATEMENT was A FEW TIMES… Im talking about dudes that constantly shave it off, IMO thats not sexy. I like the ruff necks and ruff edges so there it is there… I HAVE SEEN YOUR FACEBOOK BOY… you can LOOK ANYWAY YOU WANT and DO NO WRONG
@ Kingstonn…….. CHILE stop, Jennifer is nowhere near AKON’s complexion
not EVEN CLOSE!
@ LAKER… A FLAMINGO THOUGH……… A LISPING FLAMINGO
@Genia
Royce just always looks cheap…like she gets her clothes from Simpley Fashions or Rainbow…BUT
She aint afraid of nobody and quietly aint nobody (Evelyn or Tami) gonna check her or fight her…
Royce is country bamma that shook her ass and got a paycheck…
whats going on in here?
@Lakes, I was thinking ant eater but wasn’t sure.
lipstick, the one that hurt the worst my belly ring. i swear i blacked out a few times.
i wish royce would stop believing she has wash and go hair. looks like a dried out jheri curl to me.
i will talk 2 my damn self then…i dnt find Jennifer OR Evelyn (who looka like a man) attractive in the least…but thats just my opinion
I remember one of my teammates in High School wore his grey contacts so much he believed they were his….His eyes were yellow cause he REFUSED to take them out…
Ole dumbass!
@kingstonn, your belly button piercing hurt? Whhattt. That was the least painful thing I piercing I have.
chibytex says:
@Genia
Royce just always looks cheap…like she gets her clothes from Simpley Fashions or Rainbow…BUT
She aint afraid of nobody and quietly aint nobody (Evelyn or Tami) gonna check her or fight her…
Royce is country bamma that shook her ass and got a paycheck…
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yce is country but I didn’t want to offend anyone who may live or be from the country.
Nicole Murphy is Barb…she is the one who holds the purse strangs…doles the money out…notice Johnny was meeting her…remember Mel B. met her so the girls could meet…she got the oldest kids….yeah she is the bottom bish.
Johnny is the lil religious one who is REALLY a closet freak (Nikki)
Mel B is the young freaky one (Margene)
Tracey Edmonds is the one who tried to marry into the family but had to leave quick fast and in a hurry….cause she realized they was all CRAZY as hell…(Ana)
TEAM BIG LOVE
*sits in His’ lap and massages her temples* massage mine next, my eyeballs hurts! *takes off bifocals and lays my head on the desk*
She just has on too much foundation or powder because her back is still brown. She and her sister are both pretty. Neither look completely like their mom or dad (obviously
They just have both of their feautures mixed together and it worked for them.
lipstickbandit says:
@Dymond, nose rings are cute as long it’s not a huge beauty supply cubic stud.
LOG THE FLUCK OFF BISH RAT NOW! …. What about the nose ring that connect to the ear like the bish from YONG MONEY SHANELL or some shyt… NOW THATS GANGSTA
HIS ……..
trys to smother you in my double D’s
And that damn Nia Long is the female version of Prince. She make a straight woman turn crooked.
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When I was in high school, I wanted to be just like her….IMO she is THE baddest MILF of them all…
She exudes sexiness….its not forced…she can walk in a room and makes all HEADS stand at attention…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Therefore Jennifer is the ugliest on the show.
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No she is not!!!!!! and you BETTER STOP SAYING IT!!!!! >:(
@RYAN
“I know you probably don’t remember this. But thanks for the advice you gave me involving me and my bf this summer. It was about some of the best advice I got. Thanks.”
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I do NOT recall this, however, due to my genius level intellect, I am not surprised. Being “correct” on most issues can be a burden to some, but I have learned to take it in stride.
I am glad to have been of assistance to you.
:bootyrub:
KINGSTONN really? The belly didnt hurt but the tongue ring DID *dont have either anymore*
CHA CHA do you like hair on the face when you cuddling your boo and it scratches your face? That feeling irritates my soul and makes me not want to hug that person.
I hate Royce too…and she DO look like Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell…
lipstickbandit says:
chibytex says:
@ChaCha her voice is hella annoying….and I want to see the day Evelyn turns on her…
Its coming…Just Watch!
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I was JUST saying this same thing, trust Evelyn will turn on her and I can’t wait. Jen is just her little flunkie.
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co-sign with you lipstick
*kicks over man’s coffee into his lap and burns 3.1 of his 3.5 inches* rub another azz if u want
@KDub
I F’ING LOVE BIG LOVE….Im sad that this is the final season…
@lipstick
THAT Pic of her isn’t REMOTELY Flattering ALONG WITH Her Facial Expression.. I was being HELLA SARCASTIC when I made that Comment but Although she may not be as I DESCRIBED IN MY COMMENT… HER Attitude & Behavior doesn’t EXUDE any kind of BEAUTY that she may actually have regarding Female’s Opinion of Her
**sidenote**
Has Evelyn’s (basketball wife/Ocho Cinco’s di©k sucker) daughter turned 18 yet?
@ChiByTex Monica Calhoun is in my top 10 MILFS too….
Ryan, Girlllll. I was laying down though so maybe thats why. It hurt so bad…
& I normally have an aversion to pain.. but i was acting an ass in that tattoo shop that day.
@ Phrozen1der
I went to HS with a guy like that too! Had hazel contacts and really wanted us to believe they were real.
@Man, that bish been 18 bout 5 years ago. Ain’t no way in hell she’s younger than me.
lipstickbandit says:
@Genia….I don’t think Royce is ugly or cute, she’s just really childish looking…and she dresses very homely. And the wet dog look that she’s rocking hair wise is NOT cutting it. And she annoys me for some reason.
ROYCE looks like a fluckin stray… STRAIGHT UP!
candibfly says:
i wish royce would stop believing she has wash and go hair. looks like a dried out jheri curl to me.
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FABULOSALAKER says:
@lips she looks like a dang flamingo to me all she need to do is raise on leg up and she is there
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Did you just say that bish look like a fuggin flamingo??????? Like she be standin in knee high water with her knees bent backwards and shyt????????
I was in the mall this Weekend and walked past a dude with grey contacts in I was like
I hope they dont bring back this ole fruity stuff
@kingstonn, my trick is to get super hype before going get my adrenaline pumping keeps the pain away.
@138 ME TOOO…as you can see I am a fan….
I got the last season Big Love sads…
@Phro…HE IS a wife and polygamist…there is an old pic of all of them walking together. Eddie and his two wives.
@Danielle I’m certain he still wears them
@ KDub…Just log yo ass off and STOP watching Big Love! LOL
@CANDI
”
“*kicks over man’s coffee into his lap and burns 3.1 of his 3.5 inches* rub another azz if u want
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Ryan was CLEARLY begging for me to rub her bottom. She all but put up a shot of herself in the “tooted-up-like-a-video-vixen” pose.
Please don’t punish me for my inate gentlemanly like demeanor.
Manuel, I said HEY! >:(
Sexxy-Mama (Comment #121)
… 
ChaCha says: I HAVE SEEN YOUR FACEBOOK BOY… you can LOOK ANYWAY YOU WANT and DO NO WRONG
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(checks clipp in gun and removes safty)
ChaCha? Sweetpea?? Im-ma need you to act like a church member at the ALTER and FALL BACK!!!!
@Kwall Stop talking to me, I told you that before…
Only I speak to you, NEVER respond 
MissHarlem says:
CHA CHA do you like hair on the face when you cuddling your boo and it scratches your face? That feeling irritates my soul and makes me not want to hug that person.
WHICH FACE
chacha
a stray though?
po’ thang. she can dance though. she reminds me of that song ‘imma make it rain trick..’
Phrozen1der says:
@ChiByTex Monica Calhoun is in my top 10 MILFS too….
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I havent seen her in a long time…..since I bought the movie Cover on DVD…
That girl will forever be Ebony…..
I believe she is def doing something to change her color….she has clearly had a nose job as well…check out the pic Sandra posted yesterday
Didn’t Tracey Edmonds, and Johnny Gill have it out because she would’nt stay in her lane???
@cha cha
i’m kinda on the fence, sometimes no facial hair is cute and sometimes it isn’t, i guess as long as its trimmed and neat.
@kingston my belly ring dint hurt or the toungue but i went with my bff to get her tata pierce that bish was talkn bout “aaaayyy stop stop”
naw bish u wana b e freaky and sh!t 
Congrats Bria!
I’ve always liked her.. Eddie did good with raising beautiful daughters that know how to present themselves in public!
Jennifer’s weaves are always on point.. she should start doing beyonce’s hair
@ Man
I thought she turned 18 last year.
Genia says:
ChaCha? Sweetpea?? Im-ma need you to act like a church member at the ALTER and FALL BACK!!!!
ALBoy says:
I was in the mall this Weekend and walked past a dude with grey contacts in I was like I hope they dont bring back this ole fruity stuff
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If any dude is rocking COLORED contacts in 2011, he’s
y’all talm bout nips and tongues and c0oches and bellies getting pierced, lawd i could barely stand my ears gettings pierced! #lowpaintolerance
@ChiBy I refuse to remember her as anything other than Rebe in “The American Dream” ole girl in “Sister Act II”, in the “Best Man”, and in “Trois II”……
@mirms
a dam flamingo looong as fuk loong face and just a dam flamingo 
@man
@ the piercers….My tongue hurt worse than my boobs and my navel. It could be because the dumbass piercer pierced me through my milk ducts though.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one da** minute!!!!!
@Laker
Your girl had her cookie box pierced?!?!?!?!?
KDub says:
Nicole Murphy is Barb…she is the one who holds the purse strangs…doles the money out…notice Johnny was meeting her…remember Mel B. met her so the girls could meet…she got the oldest kids….yeah she is the bottom bish.
Johnny is the lil religious one who is REALLY a closet freak (Nikki)
Mel B is the young freaky one (Margene)
Tracey Edmonds is the one who tried to marry into the family but had to leave quick fast and in a hurry….cause she realized they was all CRAZY as hell…(Ana)
TEAM BIG LOVE
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I love Big Love.
West Coast Chick says:
Congrats Bria!
I’ve always liked her.. Eddie did good with raising beautiful daughters that know how to present themselves in public!
Jennifer’s weaves are always on point.. she should start doing beyonce’s hair
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I was just thinking the same thing. I wonder if Jennifer wears weaves? And if so what kind of hair is it?
#TeamGroomedFacialHair
@WCC
U know what…..
That was totally uncalled for…
At least Bey aint rocking Lavender contacts
@Danielle
STR8 MEN and FEMALES will alwayz have varying opinions of BEAUTY regarding Females… SHE’S not pretty to me BUT I’m not blinded by FAKE & ARTIFICIAL Attributes that FEMALES use to SUPPOSEDLY Enhance themselves…
I’m far more ENAMORED By NATURAL BEAUTY (Real…)
chibytex says:
ALBoy says:
I was in the mall this Weekend and walked past a dude with grey contacts in I was like I hope they dont bring back this ole fruity stuff
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If any dude is rocking COLORED contacts in 2011, he’s
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AGREED!
@ Dimpz
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ the piercers….My tongue hurt worse than my boobs and my navel. It could be because the dumbass piercer pierced me through my milk ducts though.
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What in Jesus name!!!! You too Dimpz?!?!?!? You have your baby feeder’s (as Man likes to call them) pierced?!?!?!?
Y’all are some brave souls.
lakes, my tongue didn’t hurt. me not eating for three weeks hurt. shooot. i likes ta eat!
i went with my friend to get her nana pierced. chit looked PAIN- FUL! as for piercing my boobs? i think not. although it make draw away from how small they are. 
@candi, I got my ****oral hood piercing it actually wasn’t that bad, it was kind of “oh ****” moment then it was over except when the piercing got caught on my drawers…
ELove says:
@Danielle
STR8 MEN and FEMALES will alwayz have varying opinions of BEAUTY regarding Females… SHE’S not pretty to me BUT I’m not blinded by FAKE & ARTIFICIAL Attributes that FEMALES use to SUPPOSEDLY Enhance themselves…
I’m far more ENAMORED By NATURAL BEAUTY (Real…)
::gasp and clutches pearls:: now wait a got darn minute!!! I think natural beauty is the best beauty, but what about the natural beautiful women who wear those things to enhance themselves? Just because they do you’re not interested?
oh his was gettin her peppermint flavored bloomers in a bunch cause nobody saw her font then when i speak she don’t see it
*throws my kid sister with the overalls that have ‘his and candi rule the world’ spray painted on the front on the ground*
@jazzi naw she had that done later after the tata and that sh!t i was not there for
like when my homeboy got his **** pierced i went with his azz and i was crying for him neve eva eva do i want to see that sh!t again
@King, who is that in your gravie with a pole in between their cheeks?
jazzyiest says:
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one da** minute!!!!!
@Laker
Your girl had her cookie box pierced?!?!?!?!?
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I kinda wanna get mines done… i just scared of the pain and also some other person seeing my cooch other than the hubby…I saw some pics at tattoo shop while sis was getting a tat… that shyt looked sexy….I might try it once I go back to Dallas next month…maybe I’ll bring him with me…
HOLD UP. WAIT A MINUTE.
@Kingstonn
Who is that in your Gravi?
@ Jazzy, I had to take the nipple rings out because they wouldn’t heal and I took my navel ring out a few years ago. All I have pierced now is my tongue. Now the tattoo I got to cover my surgery scar hurt more than anything I got done.
@ Kingston….WTH?! @ that gravi
Why would people want to pierce their “Southern Regions”…am I the only one who thinks anything inside the jeans needs to be properly cared for??Meaning no metal objects anywhere near it….
@chibytex, I got my piercing and I love it.. #endofstory not really painful, but I have a high tolerance for pain
i’ve always said Jenn has gorgeous hair! seeing as how everyone thinks mine is weave i can sympathize with her. i hate people in the store who ask me if i’m wearing outre or duby hair in 1B.
except when the piercing got caught on my drawers…
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*faints* lawd i couldn’t even imagine
@ ryan
I’m dying over here!!! SR members are the most upfront and open folks I have ever come across. I thought I was open….
@jazzy, this is me all day. I’m an honest person, probably too honest at times. But that’s life
cousin phro i agree with u there
(crosses legs twice at the mere thought of getting the catbox pierced)
i dont know who this chick is. lol, i thought it was cute.
@candi the bad part it I was in public so I had to walk like a cow boy to get it loose. lol
@Candi the thought just sends chills through my bones..
wait..
what if i said that was me? would you look at my font different?
ryand91 says:
@chibytex, I got my piercing and I love it.. #endofstory not really
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I have a pretty high tolerance too…I mean hell if I can have a baby….why not?
Someone should tell Jennifer “I LUV MEN WITH RABBIT TEEFESIS” Williams that colored contacts are NOT the tea anymore! Hell I’m surprised Evelyn hasn’t told her that she looks a mess with them on.
OH Congrats to Bria…..she is pretty. I hope Johnny Gill don’t try and break her leg so he can take her place.
@ryan does it make the
betta or the big OOOOOOOOOOO a lil better??? 
#nastyandidontcarehmmh!!
welcome fo real WELCOME!!!!
@jazzi we are all very honest and cochinas
I bet if that chick in @Kingstonns avi were to poot, she’d break that stick and clear that room
@ryan i’m sure that looked odd. i walk weird when i’m trying to get a wedgie out without using my hands
San,
why does her skin have to be bleached…it could be something as simple as using the wrong foundation lol u slay me..gosh u always have something negative to say. what about just a CONGRATS and keep it moving = )
I hope Johnny Gill don’t try and break her leg so he can take her place.
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@mean could u pls log off again and don’t return until friday?
@fabulosa, ::screams:: YESSSSSSS it does. But you have to make sure the piercer knows what they are doing because if not it could hurt because after all it’s a sensitive area.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
@man hold me bruh
ryand91 says:
@candi the bad part it I was in public so I had to walk like a cow boy to get it loose. lol
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Ouch!!!!!!
I dont know maybe I need to give it more thought….
@ all the people with their personal regions pierced
Y’all get a standing ovation from me.
I couldn’t even do it. I’m sorry.
One, I don’t want any random person looking at my coo. It’s enough going to the gyno for me. To be laid out, sprawled open in the tattoo place is to much for me. Two, I heard Janet Jackson or someone say she had orgasms at random moments throughout the day and I was da** done after that. I’m a screamer and if I was to be walking around having an orgasm, screaming at the top of my lungs someone might mistake me for a crazy bish and institutionalize me.
Kudo’s to all the troopers who have gone through it.
@Candi: Hey I’m just tellin the truth. U know he probably mad as hell that he didn’t get that spot!!!
only person touching my “southern regions” are me and el! *flips hair and speeds off in my hoveround*
@ryan ummmm do tell me more
@ Laker…………SATCHOASSALLTHEWAYDOWN!
I CAin’t with you or Kingston today and Ace gone mass murder all yall if this baby come out deformed from me laughing with yall!
@chibytex, it got caught right after I got it, so it was still sensitive after about 2 weeks you’ll be good.
@Kingstonn
I wouldn’t…Well, I might start imagining the words coming out your azz instead of your mouth…
I wanna get a Prince Albert but I’m skeered………but I heard that it intensifies ur sexual pleasure!!
ryan does it make the betta or the big OOOOOOOOOOO a lil better??? #nastyandidontcarehmmh!!
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good question
um Mean.
you can’t come in a post with MY MAN as your gravi and not speak bish.
@kingston high five bish chicas think alike
hide ur kids hide ur 
were the fuk is man!!!!!
ELove says:
@Danielle
STR8 MEN and FEMALES will alwayz have varying opinions of BEAUTY regarding Females… SHE’S not pretty to me BUT I’m not blinded by FAKE & ARTIFICIAL Attributes that FEMALES use to SUPPOSEDLY Enhance themselves…
I’m far more ENAMORED By NATURAL BEAUTY (Real…)
TEAM NATURAL BEAUTY
*smacks teeth I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE 
@ PHRO I SEEEE YOU! at #190 AGAIN, I SEE YOU!
@fabulosa, I enjoy my piercing it’s not a miracle worker but it’s a definite enhancer to the sexual experience.
Dude…
*snatches Kingston by the collar*
BooBoo! I see you starting up again. 
kingstonn says:
i dont know who this chick is. lol, i thought it was cute.
@dimpz sh!t sandra let them gates open!!!
Whats the name of that moovie were the guy makes eerrbody think he a girl to play basketball juanaman 
i went with his azz and i was crying for him neve eva eva do i want to see that sh!t again
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My BFF will tell you I am NO GOOD whatso DAYUM EVER in times of piercing, tats, childbirth…she got her tongue done. I fainted…She got a big huge tat that takes up her whole dayum leg…I had to leave to go get a drank…my goddaughter was born I had to go take a NAP….WHY she keeps asking me KNOWING I ain’t about CHIT in times of supposed moral support is beyond ME…
@phrozen (Comment #190)
NOPE… Because I’m DAMN SURE ain’t piercing anything in my MAN REGION
@lipstick
AGAIN… Difference of OPINION
You SAY “Enhancing ONE’S Natural Beauty”
And I SAY “Hiding ONE’S Natural Beauty”
If YOU’RE trying to impress OTHERS… Then that maybe Accurate
But If YOU’RE trying to impress ME… It’s NOT GOING TO WORK
@ Lakerlosa……….Yall bishes wrong as hail!
@Mean Kitty
I’ll do it for a bag of Hot Fries and a can of Hawaiian Punch.
juwanna mann thats the dam name OMG i can’t stop
lipstickbandit says:
chibytex says:
ALBoy says:
I was in the mall this Weekend and walked past a dude with grey contacts in I was like I hope they dont bring back this ole fruity stuff
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If any dude is rocking COLORED contacts in 2011, he’s
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AGREED!
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Thats what I said but dude abviously thought he was hard looking at me crazy when his chick said whats up in passing
CHA CHA
the face on top of your neck
Two, I heard Janet Jackson or someone say she had orgasms at random moments throughout the day and I was da** done after that.
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I could live with that…
When I was single I reached in the drawer had random O’s through out the day….so its no biggie for me…
Damn Im imagining being on the train…and having a an orgasm…people will see my eyes roll back in my head and think I’m having seizure….
Is it me or is something off about NIA LONG, like she looks like a young Cicely Tyson around the mouth area…
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@ CFree…Don’t start.
*pictures @Jazzy walking through work bust one,hollers and runs for cover to keep from being embarassed*
But I don’t think Bria lightens her skin I think she gets pale like most during the winter months…
Necole is HARDDDDD I keep wondering if she was a man before pretty face but hard as hell
@kdub it was horrile he was talkn bout “u done ma’ u done????” naw suka she going underneath that skin ***faits**
@dimpz
y’all ain’t sh1t i swear! glad i’m fine as h3ll *flips hair*
anyway, goodnight folks
@ Al………Can you plz help me with Laker and Kingston? CFree too. Thank you in advance.
I think I need a nap now too…
Hey CFREE
***secretly loving all this talk of piercings***
@KINGSTON
at that gravie!!!!!!!!
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ CFree…Don’t start.
I ain do nothing dimp
Damn Im imagining being on the train…and having a an orgasm…people will see my eyes roll back in my head and think I’m having seizure….
did I do that 
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Sooo glad Im not the only one i can have an O so damn fast then I be looking around like
Dammit ChaCha! *goes to sit in the corner so i’m not hit with lightening when it hits yall.*
@ Phrozen
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
But while you’re playing I was just thinking that. I work in f’in corporate america. Imagine me walking to the parking garage just bustin’ all over the place. No sir!!!!!
oh and if man acts up y’all have my permission to cut his testicles off
annnnd scene. night night
@DIMPZ IM BEING GOOD IMA STOP RIGHT NOW!!! I PROMIS
<<<what song is this it's in my head 
@CANDI BABY PLEASE DON’T GO IF I WAKE UP TOMOROW WILL U STILL BE HERE
@Jazzy
I guess my only concern is after doing all that do you change your panties if you’re a chick or boxers if you’re a dude?? That just sounds all the way #Ratchet to me…
They just don’t know how to act right.*
*I don’t either though…
@ Cfree…I’m so sorry for falsely accusing you.
@ Man………Please go find another post to play in. Really, it’s not that you’ve done anything. I’d just rather you weren’t in here right now.
Thanks dawg.
Dymond!!! Good Day chica lica
@ Dymond
***secretly loving all this talk of piercings***
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Me too!!! I didn’t know people had all this different stuff pierced. Finally, something I don’t know about. LOL
@ Al………Can you plz help me with Laker and Kingston? CFree too. Thank you in advance.
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Help you do what with them?
@ Al……….What’s your email addy?
@ Tip
<really back to the room
ON SOME REAL…YA’LL AINT SHAT!!!
@ChoCho:
Hell yeah…if the person/and or toy is hitting the right spot I can come fast….
That’s why I keep a gang of pr=orn downloaded on my phone..I can close my door and just scroll through my phone…no dvd or computer required…
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cfree…I’m so sorry for falsely accusing you.
Oh, dont worry your pretty lil head, i just thought i saw something and was startled a bit
@ His…………I’m glad i’m not the only one with sense in here.
@dimpz did u run man out
@ryan i see the boo asked me if i would do it but i ssscared bish has low tolerance for pain like from 1 to 10 how much do it hurt ummmmm 100 bish!!!
*porn
@Mean (Comment #220)
I’m about to give you a REAL F-ing Man’s Perspective on that comment
If YOUR DYCK GAME is All The Way TIGHT and YOUR SHYT is Bronze/Gold Statue WORTHY as far as CONTENT-n-SUBSTANCE (ala GOOD AZZ DYCK…) then you don’t Need NO F-ing Piercing to ENHANCE ANYTHING !!! (MF-ing Real…)
@ Phrozen
See what I’m talking about! I just laughed out loud at work after reading your last comment and all these mofo’s started looking at me. Imagine me running around here bustin’ one! Hahahahahahaha!
Your guess is as good as mine on the underwear changing. I’m entertained by this whole post though. I’m serious.
alboycpt gmail
*slumps to the floor in misery, stops to do it wit no hands and starts crying* Candayyyyyyyyyyyyy Noooooooooooooooo
I will always lubz yewwwwww *pre-crack whitney voice*
*sits in the corner taking grape juice shots* I just cain’t today!
@his no they aint
shame on yall 
LMAO @ CHA CHA/BEYONCE and with that said…carry on! I’m all good if u good
@Genia….u know u ride hard for me and I love it
@Dimpz…I rebuke Kingstonns ass!
@ Chi
@ChoCho:
Hell yeah…if the person/and or toy is hitting the right spot I can come fast….
That’s why I keep a gang of pr=orn downloaded on my phone..I can close my door and just scroll through my phone…no dvd or computer required…
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You’re my she-ro!
@Jazzy
@ChiBy
@ Laker……………I don’t need him adding to this shyt! LOL
**sceams and needs a dam restroom break*** @BIG PAPA
TELL THEM AGAIN!!!!
ELove says:
@Mean (Comment #220)
I’m about to give you a REAL F-ing Man’s Perspective on that comment
If YOUR DYCK GAME is All The Way TIGHT and YOUR SHYT is Bronze/Gold Statue WORTHY as far as CONTENT-n-SUBSTANCE (ala GOOD AZZ DYCK…) then you don’t Need NO F-ing Piercing to ENHANCE ANYTHING !!! (MF-ing Real…)
Let the chuch say Amen brutha
@ Choco LMAO what did you type
MissHarlem says:
CHA CHA the face on top of your neck
LOL Didn’t I tell yall Kingston means no harm?
@Kingstonn: U know Drake sleeps in my California King bed e’rry nite!!! Begins to sang “Mean Kitty got a man at home…..and he’s soooo good to me!”
@Al: I just heard it enhances everything and I’m a freak so I definately pondered it but I think I will pass out from the pain.
*drags Laker BACK to the “ya’ll aint shat! section*
oh I was tom’bout you too btch!
messy ass latina!
Sorry it that comment was meant for Elove not Al!!!
Boy Stop
@HIS WELL IF U MUST PUNISH ME LET ME TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN ***GETS BUT NAKID**
@AL U FINNALY SAW IT???
(puts earmuffs on MzD’s belly so Lil Deuce can stay innocent a little longer and steals a shot of grape juice)
#271 WAKES UP FROM DROOOLING *WIPES MOUTH……… WHAT CHALL TALKING ABOUT
this nigga Mean…
Jaysus be a shovel so I can dig a hole and toss his kitty popping ass right in thurr
and Drakes Berternie (cause he looks like bofa’em) looking ass is going in behind him!
I wnt be able to listen to Chante the same eva again
ELove says:
@phrozen (Comment #190)
NOPE… Because I’m DAMN SURE ain’t piercing anything in my MAN REGION
@lipstick
AGAIN… Difference of OPINION
You SAY “Enhancing ONE’S Natural Beauty”
And I SAY “Hiding ONE’S Natural Beauty”
If YOU’RE trying to impress OTHERS… Then that maybe Accurate
But If YOU’RE trying to impress ME… It’s NOT GOING TO WORK
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I understand where you’re coming from and most men I’ve talked to feel the same way. I guess I feel the way I do because make-up is my passion, it’s what i do and love…if I wasn’t into it I’d probably feel the same way you do.
*scrolls back up, looks*
@ Al…IHATECHU! 
@Jazzy and Phro
Thank you, thank you!!! Thank you kindly…
For my bachelorette party my girls loaded me up on toys…So I’ll go in the room and and act like I’m taking a nap..and just handle my biz….
its nothing against my hubby…I just really really enjoy masterbating….I cant just get straight to it…and then BOOM I’m done…me and him had to cum to an understanding that I just enjoy gettin freaky with myself…
OMG, my friend showed me a pic of this dudes dyck, he had pearls inserted in that chat, look like he had a bad case of the mumps
that chit was not the bidness. I’ll take the peen minus the acessories
Why he gotta look like Bert and Ernie?!
FABULOSALAKER says:
@HIS WELL IF U MUST PUNISH ME LET ME TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN ***GETS BUT NAKID**
*scoots over 2 Cha*
Ma, your back needs some oil…lemme rub ya down sugah
*takes oil out the microwave*
#GhettoLovin
@Jazzy: I died too when I seen it……my mind got messed up cuz Kingstonn up there fonting bout my man and all. Drake loves sum peen and kitty…..and I got them both
@Laker *throws on Diabla costume*
COME SIT ON DADDY BTCH!
@ Elove
If YOUR DYCK GAME is All The Way TIGHT and YOUR SHYT is Bronze/Gold Statue WORTHY as far as CONTENT-n-SUBSTANCE (ala GOOD AZZ DYCK…) then you don’t Need NO F-ing Piercing to ENHANCE ANYTHING !!! (MF-ing Real…)
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I’m going to have to agree with you. It’s rare that a man can make me cry but my “friend” recently accomplished that goal after over a year. No pee-pee piercing needed (I’d be running from that shyt anyway). If it’s good, it’s just good.
@ChiBy
Good peen should be able to stand alone. Pun intended.
Mean Kitty says:
@Jazzy: I died too when I seen it……my mind got messed up cuz Kingstonn up there fonting bout my man and all. Drake loves sum peen and kitty…..and I got them both
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@ Yso………..Please get Al’s ass!
Suzie looks like Randall from Monsters Inc.
@ Mean
O-M-G stop it. I can’t do this anymore today. I’m dying over here!!!!
@CFREE: Plz send all pics to me……my phone is full of dyck pics!!!
Jazzy i wasnt responding to what Mean Said
I saw a wreck
Mean Kitty says:
@Jazzy: I died too when I seen it……my mind got messed up cuz Kingstonn up there fonting bout my man and all. Drake loves sum peen and kitty…..and I got them both
LMAO at AL’s reaction to Kitty…those emoticons were priceless!!!
BEEEERRRRTTTTTT LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
Im new here!
Ya’ll aint gone welcome me??
Everytime I scroll up and look at comment #288 & #290 I die.
Y’all have made my flucking day today.
@his WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOULD U DO THAT!!! NO DIABLA NOOOOO!!! **faints while diabla takes my innocence** U NO LOVE ME NO MORE
@ West Coast
@WCC
@Mean
#NoJohhnyMurphy!
@Yso: See Imma New Age bish, puts sum pearls around that mug or put it in the hole of a Krispy Creme donut and u will definately get these hot cakes straight out the oven. I eats like I’m Precious size……mouth and kat watering now.
@Al, me TOO…what in the Noxema Jackson heyul!
@ Al……..Now all I can think of is Katt Williams getting off the floor talking about, I AM A BOY!
YOU AIN’T ****! 
ALBoy says:
Jazzy i wasnt responding to what Mean Said
I saw a wreck
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@ lipstick
co-sign
That ninja Al didn’t have to say a word. I almost peed on myself!
@ Mean
I love you! Y’all are hilarious.
@Mean Kitty
I’m a need you to stop making envision your mangina, mkay. Thanks.
BTW, love the name change. I’m a take credit for calling you that first.
@YSoSerious (Comment #307)
I SAW What You Did There !!!
so Mean dnt love me
he had pearls inserted in that chat, look like he had a bad case of the mumps
that chit was not the bidness. I’ll take the peen minus the acessories
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PEARLS? Please tell me he was doing this for his “boyfriend”…cause I’m filing for a divorce if the hubby comes homw with PEARLS on his dyck!
Mean Kitty says:
@Yso: See Imma New Age bish, puts sum pearls around that mug or put it in the hole of a Krispy Creme donut and u will definately get these hot cakes straight out the oven. I eats like I’m Precious size……mouth and kat watering now
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::Clutches imaginary pearls::
*throws a shoe @DubC*
@MEAN, u DO NOT want to see that chit, promise. Seriously that chit look gross
Lawd spare me
Now they Too Wong Fuing in this bish. 
This is so Unfortunate
@ Al
You can kiss all of my azz!!!! We all know you were responding to Mean.
NO JOHNNY MURPHY!!
Phrozen get the fluck out my e-life
then 
chibytex says:
he had pearls inserted in that chat, look like he had a bad case of the mumps
that chit was not the bidness. I’ll take the peen minus the acessories
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PEARLS? Please tell me he was doing this for his “boyfriend”…cause I’m filing for a divorce if the hubby comes homw with PEARLS on his dyck!
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His_Mommy623 says:
*throws a shoe @DubC*
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His, Why do I just want to scream out “CAN YA HANDLE IT”
@AL:
at comment #313
@ Jazzy…………Al was talking about something else. I wish he was just referring to Mean.
@ Dimpz
Lawd spare me Now they Too Wong Fuing in this bish.
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@His
aww fck all ya’ll I cant even keep up cus ya’ll acting a monkey up in here!
Lakerrrrrrrrrr I sawwy *puts a Fabuloso pamper on u* cus I know u shat yoself when u saw Diabla
I’m bout to quit the rest of y’all azzes though.
(packs up chit to leave this devil’s post)
ALBoy says:
This is so Unfortunate
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It’s already out there…too late to take it back…and if you “saw” a wreck how come you didn’t put that in the initial post after the blinking eyed smiley face??? Lmao, your reaction was too cute and funny though!
Mz D get out take yo pregnant tale to the Khaki Kastle
@ Dimpz
Well Al’s timing is impeccable. LOL
@Chiby:
U a damn mess
@Phrozen: I just read ur comment. Ok if I exit u must too cuz u talking bout Johnny Murphy!!!
@ Al…….What I do?!
@Al, if YOU saw what I saw, pls explain THAT face to me?
and did I spot a ‘stache? *peers harder*
jazzyiest says:
@ Dimpz
Well Al’s timing is impeccable. LOL
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PEARLS? Please tell me he was doing this for his “boyfriend”…cause I’m filing for a divorce if the hubby comes homw with PEARLS on his dyck!
@CHIBY, ok! I told her aint nar str8 nig finna get they dyck cut open to insert no dayum pearls
Sooo, after sum investigating she found out that he had not too long came from the slammer, go figure
His_Mommy623 says:
@Laker *throws on Diabla costume*
COME SIT ON DADDY BTCH!
When the next SR awards come up please make sure Al wins something. I don’t know what…but something.
@ Jazzy………..I blame me! LOL
Do I really want to know what ya’ll are talkin about?
@ Jazzy you want to know what I was talking about what a lot of people here are talking about?
<<<<<SHE IS CALLING U @HIS SHE SAID COME TO BLOCK 6 CELL C
@ His………….STOP! PLZ! *CHECK YO GMAIL*
@Cha and Al
**whispers at Jazzy** He was tawkin to me!!!
Its ok Al I’m a good guy I’m not gonna e-fight chu!!!
Yall have made my day…….
did anybody SEE what I saw?
maybe I’m trippin…maybe its all MEANS fault fo not loving me right
now I’m all delusional n shat…but I spied a busted brawd with my lil eye..IN THIS POST!
There IS entirely TOO MUCH going on in this post… I CAN’T begin to KEEP TRACK !!! Sooooooo WHO SAID Johnny Murphy and WHAT DID I MISS regarding this
DID somebody ACTUALLY Go Public in 2011 
@ DubC…Save yourself, you DON’T wanna know!
You leave MzD alone. She’s in very delicate state and I’ve seen how you deal with pregnant women that displease you. :sideeye:
Phrozen1der says:
@al
Si!!! What’s going on…put your girl in the loop.
@ HIs you know you spotted a stache
@ Mz D this is what you did get out Too Wong Fuing
@ His…………Sitchoassdown! *hands His a gallon of Don Julio and a pound of kush*
@Dimpz…I got chu
ihateMEAN
@Cha
and my Laker…forgive me? 
YSO it aint mine so she good an gone do nothin
*jumps behind Yso* Thanks sweetie!
Me and Al cool though. He just gone make me laugh myself to death. 
@ Jazzy…………Sweetie, just le-it-goh!
@CHIBY, ok! I told her aint nar str8 nig finna get they dyck cut open to insert no dayum pearls
Sooo, after sum investigating she found out that he had not too long came from the slammer, go figure
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Ohhhhh that makes sense…he WAS doing it for a man….
(as if that makes it better)
Thats some fross shyt…well was they at least yt…cause that sound like some shyt a yt man would do…our kind aint too fond of surgeries and such…
Mean bruh I know you saw ole buddy that they laughing at
Phrozen1der says:
Soon and very soon, we are going to meet the kang….
#Soonandverysoon
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thats my chit right there u grow up AME Zion?
ok, continue with the foolishness
LAKER FLUCKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU YOUR FONT AND YOUR GRAVI
WHY MUST I CRYYYYYYYYYY
@ Al
Tell me!!!
Email it to me if you must…[email protected]
@MSD U NEVA GAVE ME NO DAM GALLON OF DON JULIO AND SOME CUSH
JUWANA MANN <<random
How u gawn look like eddie kang jr with a hippie banded wig on?
If Laker do not get the hail outta here with a new and improved prom pic of Diabla I am gonna DIE….
Has that been up there all day????
:sideeye: @ ALBoy even harder
Make sure you don’t.
@Laker: OMG @ the gravi…..that bish scares the hell outta me
@ Al Tell me
email it to me if you must
jazzyiest at hotmail dot com
HIS, u aint trippn not a dayum bit
BWAHAHAHAHA @ lAKER’S GRAVI! i GOTTA WALK AWAY FROM MY DESK FO RA MINUTE. I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS!
this nigga said ol’ buddy
*spits ALL OVER my screen*
AL IIIIIIIIIIIIII HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
She’s in very delicate state and I’ve seen how you deal with pregnant women that displease you.
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@ Dimpz
I can’t!!! I…..MUST…..KNOW!!!!! LOL
@chacha but i did nothing his called her in this bish and if she say her pic needs to be my gravi than thats what is gon be i don’t argue with it!!!
IM OUT YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE AND DON’T DO NUN THAT WILL GIVE YOU A NEW ROOMMATE LIKE DIABLA
@ lakes
that gravi is a no-da**-no!
LAAAAAAKEEEEEEER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*shivers like a whore in the front pew at church*
Laker
why???????? WHY???? Chum AWN!
@ Al
I’m expecting mail dangit!!!
Diabla is so scary. I hate her azz….
Laker that gravi will wake the
She gives Lil Wayne a run for his money in the satan/devil look a like contest….
On Halloween she good to go…
His_Mommy623 says:
How u gawn look like eddie kang jr with a hippie banded wig on?
For this ^^^ Diablo will fluck u from the back wit no grease
Reminiscent of Jimmy Hendrix much?
@his JUWANA MAN
@KDUB SHE IS WATCHING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL AND CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT PUZAZAY TO COME HER WAY!!!
My Yahoo will not email to Hotmail I see. Sorry Jazzy!
@Cfree *while vigorously sewing up my no nos* How could u?
*beyonce voice* Why dont u loveeeeeee me??? *smokes n cries*
Not you too CFREEEEEEE?!
Why won’t y’all just let me liiiiiive…
His_Mommy623 says:
*shivers like a whore in the front pew at church*
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you goin to hell with gasoline drawers on
I DON’T SHOOT U I WANT TO WATCH U DIE!!!! AND SHE LOOKING LIKE “WHAT U JUST SAY BRANG UR AZZ!!!”
<<looks at own gravi
***runs home to call mommy**
OTAY OTAY IM OUTIE BYE ENJOY THE VIEW
IM OUT YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE AND DON’T DO NUN THAT WILL GIVE YOU A NEW ROOMMATE LIKE DIABLA
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if Diabla was my roommate I’d never ever bathe…I would be so funky that she’d be asking for a new roommate……
I think that’ll be the only way to stay safe from her….
@ Jazzy..I think it went through
Jazzy
Sharpens my shank and puts it in betwix my lil bitty B’s….@His can you carry my shank for me up under one of yours? I don’t have “lift-age”…and I am too dayum SCARED to even TELL Diabla…I’m strait…I don’t like women…
@Chiby
I doubt even that would work. She looks like she might like her fish a little tangy.
HIS! That chat u talkn is cause for repercussions, u asked for it! “CAN YA HANDLE IT”!
@His: What I dew bew? Why u hate the kitty?
@Kdub…I will do what I can…but a bish is typing from under her bad again…Laker know she wrong for that shat!
I’m so scurred *weeps*
YSO, i aint do nuffin
it was them *pointing at eerrybody else*
*snickers*
This whole post went to Hell at exactly the midpoint!
So yall through
For the record, I blame Al!
@Evil PUSSY…I spoke in yo direction like 569 times and u were sooooo worried about drake findin yo luvin and being the best he eva had that u ignored me…
How u gawn ignore me when he look like a hybrid of TWO sesame skreet puppets HUH?? all that we been thru? *holds club pic of us over fire*
Mz D I was minding my own business then You
IT IS AL’s Fault…he went all “yous a man baybayyyyy” on us
@Chiby
I doubt even that would work. She looks like she might like her fish a little tangy.
I bet she in the shower starring bishes down….
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“Oh so you aint gonna wash your azz today..it dont matter cause I love tuna”
They’d have to put me on suicide watch if she was my roomie….
Mz D Get out with that yall was already deep in that thang before i knew what was going on
lol. y’all still in here cuttin up?
all I wanted 2 know was, who put a hair peice on lamar Odum-dum-dittayy…and a hendrixx band *snickers*
His_Mommy623 says:
@Evil PUSSY…I spoke in yo direction like 569 times and u were sooooo worried about drake findin yo luvin and being the best he eva had that u ignored me…
How u gawn ignore me when he look like a hybrid of TWO sesame skreet puppets HUH?? all that we been thru? *holds club pic of us over fire*
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oh lookie!
hey Kingstonn…YOU AINT SHAT!
WAIT! WHY ACE JUST HIT ME UP AND ASK IF IT WAS REAL?!
Wow this how yall do me! His you the one talking bout Cant Nobody Sang Like eddie Kang Jr!
@ Mz D Too Won Fuing you making up verbs to discribe ol boy 
DYMOND that is my song too in church I show out in my head when that song come one
SN: I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FLUCK IS GOIN ON BUT I AM SURE IS HILARITY
is what real?
what did i miss? i went down the stairs to freaking starbucks & i come back and all hail breaks loose!
Ain’t NONNA YALL SHYT!
I swear if I neva laugh anotha day um skr8! Im out Good day folks
@Al, well…no one can!
Nights like this…IiiiII wiishhhh
that my headband would fallll…
ok ok ok I’m done…
Ace Get out where ever you are
Dead @ Ol’Boy!
Kingston dont act dumb this is you creation
*beats Kingstonn with one of Candis halos*
Righttttttttttttt Starbucks u say?
LAKER, HIS, CHA CHA AND MEAN KITTY
@His: My bad…..my kitty just took control of the keyboard when Kingstonn started fonting bout my bew. And he is hella fine you know u see it!!!! And then Al giving me the side eye and shyt.
@ His………….Stop!
I
at all of these comments..you people are #Ratchet that is all…
@MzD
You better include yourself in that “YALL”. Corrupting my little play cousin before he’s even been born.
<—————-SCARED MUTHAFLUCKIN STRAIGHT
yessssssssssss CHA CHA? You rangggggg?
@Dimpz, what in da cock-eyed hell did I do?
@Mean, I will think about 4giving you
@Phrozen and Yso………..I didn’t even do nothin!
*throws Dr. Pepper and Grape juice in the air*
are y’all talking about my Aubrey? you guys know i’m slow.. i need it dumbed down. what did i do? i’m just a sweet little island girl trying to drink my latte.
wow
(now wants to see photographic evidence of Mean’s kitty taking over his keyboard)
@ His…Sangin Eddie Kang. LOL
#Beyonce
STOP THE TRACK…
did I see my lovergirllll up in hea? *swoons*
i really belive that some are these gravis are those hybrid pictures of what two peoples baby Would look like
Looking like Anthony Mason and Fantasia
@Yso, I’m envisioning a well manicure hand hanging out his ass typing in a fury!
*Throws a cup of ice at Al*
@ALBoy
I swear fore HEYSUS if you don’t stop it right now…
@Kingston….You got mail!
@His
SHUT THE HAIL UP!! JUST…
GOING TO GET TATTOO TEAR DROPS THAT SAY DIABLA AND A BELLY RING THAT SAYS GREEN EYES SO WHEN I GO IN THEY WILL TREAT ME NICE
I’m just saying, dont some up in here looking Leon (from er’ movie ever made about a singer altho he AINT one) with a shoelace tied on yo face..and had the nerve to hit em with the “come hither cawk-eye”
I CANNOT!
#Deuces
@ Yso…I’m starting to think Al don’t got a cutoff switch!
*just falls flat in the middle of the floor*
i dont like that cut though
@Cha its okay bew… I will toss Jimmy hendrix in Diablas line of vision to distract her while we get away!
#GotYoBackBew
that was why i
@Phro
You see how they act? Just ratchet.
RIDDLE ME THIS How @ AL gonna be
via email and doing fukn COMIC RELIEF in this bish simulataneously 
SMDH
*Picks Dimpz up*
U gots ta be skrawng for the baby bewski!
@ Kingston…..I know!
@ Kingston… your gravi is out of line
I know CHOC betta act like she saw my FB request
lol. west you don’t feel it bew? aw damn.
she’s obviously talented…
Al multitasking! LMAO He a beast Choco. He
while clownin men’s and whatnot. 
Thank you Hissy. I gotta pull it together. LOL
@ Tip get back in the room
@DubC isnt it tho? do u have to practice that or do u str8 drop a pole in yo ass crack one day…like, “shidddd shawty got gifts”
I AM NOT TYPING CHIT ELSE TO HIS TODAY.
I need to live for my kids at least.
ok so fluck yall I see the culprit
@Yso
@ Mz D Yall the ones Im just trying to understand what yall talkin bout
@Fiance…just scroll up and look for a retarded Omarion look-a-like with a cawk eye…and it will all come together bew…
LOL @ Harlem…………..It was NOT me!
*plays in YSOs hurr*
dont do me like ya do… It wasnt me #Shaggy
*throws bottled water @ His* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
FIANCE
@Fiance…just scroll up and look for a retarded Omarion look-a-like with a cawk eye…and it will all come together bew…
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His_Mommy623 says:
@Fiance…just scroll up and look for a retarded Omarion look-a-like with a cawk eye…and it will all come together bew…
TAKE THIS WOOPIN IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU RAT NOW HISSSSSSSSSS
Omit first is
Fiance I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee yewwwwwwwwww
all dat shat!
@His girl between you and CHA thinking I know gov’t names send again I look on your page and couldn’t see anything I did summmers tho – please send me a new request bish you will keep me loggin in
@ Harlem…It was them! *points finger @ everybody else*
TO WHAT CHOCO
YOU GOT A FACEBOOK? 
@Lip, WHAT????
@Cha, *climbs in yo coffin with u and crazy glues the lid* I’m innocent I say!
Yall trippin need to be getting David Ruffins Autograph while yall playing
@Choc, the name is Paulette Barker…find a bish
@His
I followed instructions…. I wish I hadn’t 
@ AL… didnt nobody ask you to tell us that we need SACKAJAWEA’s autograph…you always suggesting some shyt
@Al, so u saying thats NOT Al Green? *snaps* I just lost 10 bucks*
OK OK OK I’m done…STOP AL!!! ——->
When you point fingers there’s still three pointing back at yo self. Just sayin.
Al don’t make me regret
again 
@Phrozen, we have all suffered today
so has that headband… *weeps*
‘ i MADE the Temptations! The Temptations aint CHIT without David Ruffin ‘
LIGHT BRIGHT!
the name is Paulette Barker…find a bish
I will they might still be in my in box 
sexy bish
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His_Mommy623 says:
@Lip, WHAT????
@Cha, *climbs in yo coffin with u and crazy glues the lid* I’m innocent I say!
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So i’ve been quiet because it took me a minute to read thru all the comments to see what was going on
@ Yso……..You’re right. I got to do better but, I’m still blaming Al and Kingston.
@ Ace…Hey Lovah!
The Man making my boo work for his check and shyt now. 
kingstonn says:
lol. west you don’t feel it bew? aw damn.
she’s obviously talented…
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Sticking a broom stick clear up the crack of your azz is definitely a talent
(pats Ace on the back)
It’s okay, friend. It’s all gonna be okay.
KINGSTONN THATS FOUR CHANGES IN ONE DAY BISH… YOU GOT ME BEAT BY FAR
@His
How are ya?..I see ya’ll been actin up in here..
@ Choco
till next time
I’m not fuggin with that headband!
@ Al & Dimpz
My slow azz just got the email. Dead da** wrong I tell you…dead da** wrong!!!! LOL
@Kingstonn
YOU the one that ain’t chit.
*sits in between Cha and Yso*
ya’ll dern? *pops gum*
I have prepared these meals fo meal on wheels…ya’ll wanna help me deliver them to the elderly?
I have been so busy being innocent n all today *cues church solo*
West Coast Chick says:
Sticking a broom stick clear up the crack of your azz is definitely a talent
WELL IM WASTING MY DAMN TIME OVA HERE TRYING TO GET THIS DAMN PRE PAID VISA BABY PHAT CARD TO SWIPE DOWN THE CRACK OF MINE
WHO KNEW
@Ace, THEY have been cuttin up…Shame on it ALL!
Whats going on in here?
(scoots away from His before she bursts into flames)
I’m good over here momma.
@ YSO are you finished being rude
talking about folk and stuff
@ HIs Im done loading the food in the van when do we leave to deliver the old folk vitals?
@ Al…Where’s my oranges?
@YsO
Can you please burn this monstrosity down…ya’ll gonna leave “Touch” alone.
turn the light off..
Touch!
(daps ALBoy’s prostate)
Are YOU done now?
Get it Cha!
@Yso, now see u gawn do me like that?
I’m out this bish!
by the way, Ace aint shat either!
@ Mz D I told you Im out but i do still have a few boxes of Female Discoverers Cookeys
@Yso
Please tell me Ace did NOT come in here singing Omarion!
*scrolls back up*
@ Al…Thanks but, i’ll pass.
@Ace
I’ve had my cleaning kit at the ready for a while.
Or I could just wait for Heysus to strike this post down himself.
*still dead ova “touch”*
its a shame that thats gawn be lil buddys moniker now
I sho do love me some Cha”beezyyy
YSO ORH ax chop to the face for you!
LMAO @ Lil Buddy!
I was ready for you this time and I ducked at the last minute. You need a new move bruh.
I just want to say that You People Are Mean is all !
second ax swing to the prostate daping hands
Jerk
@ Al…Not me!
MZ D Shut up
if not you then who?
@ALBoy
I’m still typing so that must be a pretty weak axe swing you got there.
(MJ Kick to your Good Richard)
HEE HEE
@ Al…The rest of yall. I can’t be talking about ppl in my condition.
G’night ya’ll evil assbags!
a fcking MESS today…SHAME ON IT!
*struts off in a tennis skirt with Halos and angel wings all over it*
See you His
DANG! Bria gone see the number of comments and get happy,
until she starts to read them and notice that only 10 are about her
@WCC
@WCC
Chiiiiiit. She should be happy she got that many out of our off topic azzes.
She really won’t be happy when I burn this post to ashes.
Should I feel bad that I forgot who the post was initially about
His_Mommy623 says:
I sho do love me some Cha”beezyyy
BYE BOOOOOOO
UNTIL LATER 
Who is Bria? real
@Yso We all suffer from SR ADD nan one of us carry the topic at hand into 500+ comments EVER..
There was a topic?
damn…
It wasn’t my fault though, Omari-Wong Fu had me distracted.
@ Al..She’s Eddie Murphy’s oldest daughter
can somsone turn on BET right now and tell me who this is?
she look familer as chit
Eddie Murphey got kids
I thought he was Mass<==== (where men ca marry men) Ghey 
I think he has 7 @ Al
@ Phrozen1der –
so true – we do!
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Ace says:
There was a topic?
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see, this is the shyt Im talkin bout right here
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YSoSerious says:
She really won’t be happy when I burn this post to ashes.
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Whatever Mz D Im Out yall
Bye Al!
Bria is pretty- she reminds me of Meagan Good.. with a better wardrobe
*goes to Youtube Tiffany Evans*
Phrozen1der says:
@ALBoy Nah he’s ATL gay where men marry women and still be with men <—–#SeewhatIdidthere?
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@WCC Terrible…
(Yso reenters the post and shakes her head at all the ratchetness while pouring copious amounts of lighter fluid over the worst comments and tosses a match behind her)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
(takes the headband she spared from the fire and ties it Rambo-style as she walks away from the blaze)
Hi everyone! Guess I’m *Kim Zolciak voice* “tardy for the party…”
Anywho…..the following:
1. Bria is not bleaching- that’s that extra high lighting and the foundation. She’s still gorgeous (as she looks like a lighter Meagan Good and ya’ll know how I LOVEEEEE Meagan Good!!!)
2. However- one thing that always stood out about Bria was that “gorilla” nose. So either that is DAMN good contouring or she had rhinoplasty.
3. Man & Elove- ya’ll are BLIND! Jennifer Williams is effin gorgeous to me!! I stare at her through every episode and she is EASILY the best looking chick on that show. I hate the contacts too, and the hair- I think it is all hers. However, if is isn’t, I’ve never worn a weave/wig in my life but I will GLADLY pick one up if it will have my hair looking on point ALL THE TIME like hers.
4. If Nicole was my mother, I’d have to Menendez her azz or something before I EVER bought my “man” home to meet her. How am I supposed to get/keep a man with a mom that looks like that bish?!
5. Tyson…looks………………………like he douches.
6. Nia Long, Nia LONG, NIA LONG!! All I need is 5 mins…maybe even four….I’d knock the Trinidad off that and I’m straighter than 9:15…. SMH.
That’s all folks! Sorry I missed the fun!
So where is everyone?
Shee isn’t bleaching. Her foundation is just too light. Other than that, congrats and she looks good. Glad to see the fam out in support.