Don’t you wish your grandmother looked this hawt?

Okay, Mary J Blige is not exactly a grandmother, but at age 40 she’s getting there. The music legend performed live at the Raggamuffin Music Festival at Parramatta Park in Sydney, Australia over the weekend.

Ciara and Keri Hilson can only hope to possess the kind of energy and gifted presence that Miss Mary brings to the stage every night!

Photos by Photo Agency



 


175 Responses to “Don’t you wish your grandmother looked this hawt?”

  1. 1
    Phrozen1der says:

    Hell nah I don’t want my grandmother dressing like that! I like her rollers and first lady outfits just fine! :lol:

  2. 2
    KDub says:

    JESUS…NOT a grandmother…and NOT she is 40…and I rememma when she FIRST came out…LAWRD…I’m old right on along with Mary in that case.

    Hallelujah ANYWAY…

  3. 3
    SexyToothpic says:

    Dang….she does look good….. :yes:

  4. 4
    jazi65 says:

    I’m not feeling the haircut but her body looks great :yes:

  5. 5
    KishaMinyonn says:

    I :heart: Mary. This new generation wish they will look half as good as Mary when they are 40.

  6. 6
    jazi65 says:

    Still not wearing her wedding ring :thinking:

  7. 7
    wiggy2272003 says:

    She is 39 about to be 40 SR. And I LOVES ME SOME MARY? What’s the 411 hun, I got it going on. I’m Mary J Blige and you just ain’t running up in me… that’s that chit…..

    Brownyes Yonkers Stand UP!!!!

  8. 8
    Dee1127 says:

    I prefer my granny in her moccasin house shoes and bengay odor. Not like that. :coffee: <<Down Unda

  9. 9
    wiggy2272003 says:

    @jazi I was thinking the same thing but couldn’t bring myself to diss Mary. Same age, same are growing up, same life. When she sings my life, my life, my life she’s singing to me.

    But that is simply a bowl haircut.

  10. 10
    Daisy says:

    Mary had a 40th b day party already. The pics were all on the net a few wks back it was a surprise party.

    She looks good still not feeling that bowel cut on her

    Today is the 1yr anniv of my grandmothers death RIP :sad:

  11. 11
    Daisy says:

    *bowl haircut

  12. 12
    Dee1127 says:

    RIParadise @Daisy’s GMA!!

  13. 13
    ardentphotog says:

    No, Mary…

  14. 14
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    I’ve always thought Mary was a pretty lady. She got a body too. However, I wouldn’t want to imagine my granny nor my mother with tats on their thighs and a mushroom hair do. But to each its own.

    On a sidenote: Damn, I got 13 tats, I hope i don’t look too foolish when i hit 40…smdh

  15. 15
    kimip84 says:

    i hate the haircut but love me some mary j

  16. 16
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    MARY IS LOOKN HAWT LOVE THE BODY :grin:

  17. 17
    SouthernPrincess says:

    Awww Daisy *cyber hug*

    And no I don’t want my grandmother looking like that…I want her in her house robe, slippers and baking me cookies

  18. 18
    amatrex says:

    Aint no other singers out there more talented than Mary J. With that said, Mary ain’t never did a thing for me in the looks department even when she was 20. She has always just been okay, but nothing special to me. I applaud her for staying in excellent physical shape, though.

  19. 19
    ardentphotog says:

    MAry is 40 – she and I have the same birthday, but she’s older.

  20. 20
    KDub says:

    Squints in my “old age-dom of 34″…Imma need for Mary to lose the “Three Stooges” cut STAT…and is she too old to finally go red or black…or anything other than blonde?

  21. 21

    I :heart: just about every song Mary has ever made. Wonder if she still does a no or low carb die? Her body looks AMAZING!!! I know some 20 year olds whose bodies don’t look that good.

  22. 22
    candibfly says:

    she does the same dances she did in the 90s.

    u don’t always have to do a dance routine, especially if dancing isn’t ur thing.

  23. 23
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Aww Daisy….i know she’s in her heavenly home. I jus had that scare of my life. My granny jus had open heart surgery, and I was a wreck for about 8 days straight, no sleep, I couldn’t eat.

  24. 24
    ELove says:

    Question…
    To ALL of the Ladies who are saying such Glowing things about HER… Would YOU trade how you LQQK (Right Now…) to LQQK just like Mary in THAT PIC 1st PIC ?!!? I MEAN all the way down to The Hair and The UGLY-AZZ Tatts !!! :blink:

    @BluPhi
    Ahhhh I THINK It’s a little Too Late for that Thought Process (Ye Think…) :lol:

  25. 25

    :waves: Partttty PPL

    :lol: @ Sandra and her commentary messy

  26. 26
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    So I’m the only one who things Mary can’t sing??? I mean she feels it…she is full of emotion, but she be sounded a mess. A few times I’ve been shocked because she stayed on key, and her voice didn’t remind me of nails scratching against chalkboard.

  27. 27

    :whistle:
    Don’t cha wish yo granny was hot like me, don’t cha……….

  28. 28
    Danielle says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    Hell nah I don’t want my grandmother dressing like that! I like her rollers and first lady outfits just fine!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Too funny :lol:

  29. 29
    bnatural says:

    Sorry, while she looks good for her age. I would NOT want my grandmother to look anything like Mary. JMO. :shrug:

  30. 30
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @ Elove

    I know…man I was 20 and thought i was so gon be so damn sexy with these tats…NOw, Im 26 and wonder….WTF did I do to my body…LOL

  31. 31
    Danielle says:

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    So I’m the only one who things Mary can’t sing???
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Yeah your alone there :lol: If Mary can’t do nothing else she can sang her a** off!

  32. 32
    candibfly says:

    i think mary could sing when she first came out, but now…:blink:

  33. 33
    wiggy2272003 says:

    Y’all are right I knew she was born in 71 but her bday was 01/11.

  34. 34
    YSoSerious says:

    @Sandra

    You dead azz wrong for this post title. :rofl:

    I hate that Moe haircut but her body is nice.

    Ciara might still look that good at 40 but unless Keri finally hits puberty or buys an azz and starts eating red meat she ain’t gone look any better than she does now. :coffee:

  35. 35
    Lavoris says:

    She looks G double O D Good. She has always had a presence about herself, especially on stage.
    The young industry girls can’t touch her and never will.
    They wish they didn’t have to run all over the stage.

  36. 36

    20 year olds whose bodies don’t look that good.
    ___________________________
    True :lol:

  37. 37
    iscream says:

    :heart: MJB she is the queen….

    I wonder why she is never harassed to become a mother like Beyonce is…
    :shrug:

  38. 38

    MR BLU
    I have a newphew that I tried to get into m,odeling and now he’s gotten addicte to tattoos and I think it looks crazy! Fortunately as long as he has on a long sleeve shirt all of his are covered up.

    s/n I was happy tho when he got my name on his arm tho :ashamed:

  39. 39

    Keri finally hits puberty or buys an azz and starts eating red meat she ain’t gone look any better than she does now.
    ____________________
    Something aint right with u :lol:

  40. 40
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @ Danielle …I mean she be feeling it. But most of the time when she’s singing live, I cringe…IDK. Maybe I jus catch the bad performances

  41. 41
    ELove says:

    @BluPhi
    It took SO MUCH DAMN Will Power for me NOT TO GET Tattoos during my college dayz because I THOUGHT it was SO KOOL Also (Real…) :rofl:

  42. 42

    @Bubblin
    Y you do all that with you name I thought you was Wonder Woman? :lol:

  43. 43
    YSoSerious says:

    :hugs: @ BUBBLIN SUGA

    Why you always leavin meeeeee? :wail:

  44. 44
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @ BrownSuga

    Yeah you can’t see any of mines when i wear long sleeves and pants. I didnt get to crazy. But sometimes I forget, and I will take of my jacket, and my students are like “WHOA you got tattoos”..and Im like DAMMIT, I gotta suffer because of these damn tats.

  45. 45
    Danielle says:

    @ Mr. BluPhi

    Yeah maybe… I’ve heard her sound extra raspy at times but it still didn’t sound bad IMO. So do you like Keyshia Cole voice? I love Keyshia but when she get loud singing live I cringe lol.

  46. 46

    Yeah your alone there If Mary can’t do nothing else she can sang her a** off!
    ______________________
    :yes:

  47. 47
    YSoSerious says:

    @Choco

    I’m all kinds of wrong. But (some of) y’all e-dore me because of that, not in spite of it. :lol:

  48. 48
    TwinMom says:

    I too love MJB even though she is rough around the edges. That haircut….naw boo!

  49. 49
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @ Candibfly …. Yeah maybe when she first came out…its jus whens she sings live, she be pushing some of those notes…

  50. 50
    ELove says:

    @candi
    Mary sounded like she could REALLY SING because of her background singers (Back Then…) NOW as far as Live singing goes… Paula Abdul wss probably the WORST Female Singer EVER !!! :lol:

  51. 51
    Danielle says:

    @ ELove

    Hey!! So you don’t have any tats? I have a couple but they can be hidden. Nothing wrong with having them when you get older just as long as they can be covered up at work. Face, neck and hand tats are a no no IMO.

  52. 52
    Carrington says:

    I’m just mad that we’ve come to accep that “granny” is only 40.

    I’m mad that Mary’s new music sucks and I want her to go through some shyt, cause this “fine, fine, fine, fine, fine,” Mary ain’t what’s hot.

  53. 53
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @ Danielle

    I’d rather have each of my toenails peeled back while simultaneously having a sharp object jammed down my pee hole before listening to Keyshia Cole sing live.

  54. 54

    Good afternoon Sandra Rose Fam….onto the post…..After seeing the pics of Vivica last week and now seeing these pics I wondered at what age should you stop dressing provocative? I believe there are things you can wear that are more appropriate for age that are still sexy.

  55. 55
    YSoSerious says:

    I’d have to say that even on Mary’s worst day, she sounds better than Keyshia Cole.

  56. 56

    I’m all kinds of wrong. But (some of) y’all e-dore me because of that, not in spite of it.
    _________________
    :yes:

  57. 57
    Carrington says:

    I think women should get tats if they want them, but they should remember that women change and often men don’t. So, when you’re “Mother Shalamanique” at the church and you’ve got a tat that says, “Marquell” across the crack of your a$$ and you can’t even remember who he is – ya gon’ look the fool.

    Also, please stop getting tats across your back and stuff. How do you get dolled up and look sexy and sophisticated? Tats and wedding dressing do go together either.

  58. 58
    ELove says:

    Whaddup Pretty Baby !!!
    Naw, I NEVER got the courage to get any maybe because the ones I wanted were BIG but they would’ve been in a place where traditionally Business WISE they could be covered up… And I don’t have anything against Tatts (Real…) Just UGLY-AZZ TATTS :lol:

  59. 59
    YSoSerious says:

    @Lipstick

    I love your new Gravi. :thumbsup:

    (ashamed that I still don’t know how to wear makeup)

  60. 60

    @ YSO
    Why you cryin hun???

    Choco I felt like Wonder Woman didnt give me a good enough description so I had to add to it!

    Mr Blu
    Care to share any of those tattoos????
    For educational purposes of course :coffee:

  61. 61
    MJBfan4Life says:

    Sandra you can go kick rocks with that title. You should have posted your pic asking that dumb ass question :coffee:
    But any fluckin way…Mary looks great at 40. Her concerts are the bizness and she never ever fails to deliver, If you’ve been then you already know.

  62. 62
    Mamacita says:

    @Mr.BluePhi I’m with you! I’ve never like Mary. Too much yelling and not enough singing. Especially live :nono: . Girl STFU and just sing the damn song. Her AND Fantasia do that mess :rolleyes:

  63. 63
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    I hope this doesn’t mean that tyranosaurus two step she’s being doing for the last 20 years is gonna end up on a workout dvd………

  64. 64
    YSoSerious says:

    I have one tatt of a black sun on my left calf. I want more though.

  65. 65

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @ Danielle

    I’d rather have each of my toenails peeled back while simultaneously having a sharp object jammed down my pee hole before listening to Keyshia Cole sing live.
    ____________________________
    Mean could probably make that arrange that :coffee:

  66. 66

    I hope this doesn’t mean that tyranosaurus two step she’s being doing for the last 20 years is gonna end up on a workout dvd………
    __________________
    :lol: Can’t you be nice…

  67. 67

    Brownie!!!! ::kiss:: long time no see!

  68. 68

    36 Choco aka Hippie says:

    20 year olds whose bodies don’t look that good.
    ___________________________
    True
    _____________________

    You know it’s true…your body is proof positive of keeping it tight for the age 40 and over crew. I stay on it myself THICK THIGHS and all!!!

  69. 69
    YSoSerious says:

    :rofl: @ AWESOME

    …Tyranosaurus two step…

    Are you ready for the shyt to of snow were supposed to be getting this week? :no:

  70. 70

    :dead: @ Awesome

    Don’t make her pull out her rroutine from “Love at 1st Sight”
    She will clap and stomp like nobody’s business!

  71. 71
    candibfly says:

    *snowboards over to awesome* :wave:

  72. 72
    ELove says:

    @YSoSerious (Comment #59)
    NOT being able to know HOW to wear MAKE-UP is a True Blessing and YOU don’t even realize IT (Embrace Your NON-Make-Up Wearing Beauty…) :coffee:

  73. 73

    @Wonder Woman
    :thumbsup: Okay then

    I have 4 tats and they are all symbolic and I want one more!

  74. 74
    YSoSerious says:

    That was supposed to be shyt ton of snow…

  75. 75

    YSoSerious says:

    @Lipstick

    I love your new Gravi. :thumbsup:

    (ashamed that I still don’t know how to wear makeup)

    __________________________________________________________

    Thanks babes, Ive been wanting to try black lipstick for the longest but I didn’t wanna buy it in case it looked to Gothic….So I made some out of eyeliner, lip gloss, and eyeshadow…I be mixing all type of ish up at home experimenting and ish lol

  76. 76

    Hey Lipstick :kiss: come brang me the luscious!

    YSO we’re supposed to be gettin up to 10 inches with a cind chill from 10 to 20 below!
    So that means I’ll be off Tues- Thur chillin at home!

  77. 77
    Ace says:

    Alright I’m back

    what i miss…

    what we talkin bout? (we still on topic?)

  78. 78
    ShoYaRight says:

    I adore Mare, but the wig is NOT the bizness. I wish I could burn that shyt so bad!

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    Danielle says:

    Scary :blink:

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Sup everybody!I don’t have anything against Mary per se, but If you were subjected music you don’t identify with coupled with ALOT of women who can’t sing but insist on doing so when this chick comes on you would understand my angst with her during my younger years. I know in the hood, in Chicago, you COULD NOT escape Mary or Kels. :wail:

  81. 81

    ELove says:

    @YSoSerious (Comment #59)
    NOT being able to know HOW to wear MAKE-UP is a True Blessing and YOU don’t even realize IT (Embrace Your NON-Make-Up Wearing Beauty…) :coffee:

    ____________________________________________________________________

    :shotsfired1: Just like someone who paints, make-up to me is an art and a passion of mine.

  82. 82

    YSO
    I hardly every wear makeup, outside of my poppin lip gloss I dont wanna go thru thr trouble of puttin makeup on!

  83. 83
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    WHAT WE TALKN BOUT??? :popcorn:
    @MRS.LADY U AND UR NAME CHANGES :lol:
    @choco :hug:

  84. 84
    candibfly says:

    @yso i just experiment with applying make up, though i never really wear it (probably bc i don’t need it *flips hair* #humble) i love to buy it, especially eye shadow but then it just sits there. i think i’m just addicted to buying things :think:

  85. 85

    @Corp
    thanks bew… Im :sick: today and I feel like CRAP! RANDOM I KNOW

  86. 86
    Danielle says:

    @ Carrington

    Yeah Men names are off limits too :lol: I forgot that one!

  87. 87
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @lips **plays patty cakes with ur chichis** hey gulh :hug:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @BUBBLIN SUGA

    I was crying cause it ain’t no sunshine when you’re gone; there’s only darkness when you’re away. :wail:

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    Daisy says:

    @iscream cause Marys hubby has 3 kids already and ppl want/feel Jay is ready and has been ready for kids. Mary has always said if she has kids she has them if not she is ok w/that as well. I don’t think folks shld stress Bey to become a mother either let her uterus be great!

    Thanks all

    @mrblue My grandmother got real sick about 5yrs before she passed but she told us she would be ok fast fwd to last Jan she kept saying she was dying and tired and I fell apart right then and there cause I knew she wldnt be around much longer she lasted abt 2wks in the hospital. She always said shee would live to be 100 and I believed her she was 91.

  90. 90

    Lakes :bootypinch: : )

  91. 91

    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @lips **plays patty cakes with ur chichis** hey gulh :hug:

    _____________________________________________________________

    Hey there love…i think my next gravi will be me with NO make-up….specifically for Mr. ELove :coffee: HMPH!

  92. 92
    Ace says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @BUBBLIN SUGA

    I was crying cause it ain’t no sunshine when you’re gone; there’s only darkness when you’re away. :wail:
    ————————————————————————

    *Hands YsO baby deueces*

    There you go no more darkness…I’ll be back at 5:30 to pick him back up.

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    This latino dude i used to work with used to wear makeup everyday and really thought noone would notice or think he was gay. We used to shyt on him everyday but he was a good sport about it since he wasn’t gonna stop powdering up……

  94. 94
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @lips :wtf: UR GRAVI LOOKS KINDA LIKE UR MEAN :cry: **RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND CHOCO**

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    Aprilbaby says:

    Her body looks nice. I have that purple polish she has on…lol

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    ELove says:

    @lipstick
    I’m NOT Knocking your Passion (Real…) I’ve saw one of your vids from your link… YOU a Pretty, Sexxy Chocolate Thang who DOESN’T NEED Make-Up IMO Regardless of that Fact… You STILL LQQK Sexxy wearing Make-Up Though :yes:

  97. 97
    YSoSerious says:

    @ELove

    :kiss: & :hugs: and hands you a bullet proof vest. :lol:

  98. 98

    ELove says:

    @lipstick
    I’m NOT Knocking your Passion (Real…) I’ve saw one of your vids from your link… YOU a Pretty, Sexxy Chocolate Thang who DOESN’T NEED Make-Up IMO Regardless of that Fact… You STILL LQQK Sexxy wearing Make-Up Though :yes:

    __________________________________________________________________________

    Flattery will take you more places than you can ever know….you’re now on my list of babes! :love:

  99. 99
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Did ELove just pull a “Neo”?

  100. 100
    Ace says:

    @Arsenal

    Yep he sure did… My Nicca :thumbsup:

  101. 101
    candibfly says:

    laker :yahoo: i see u over there in ur “diabla and lakes, bff’s for life’ baby tee

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @lips :wtf: UR GRAVI LOOKS KINDA LIKE UR MEAN :cry: **RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND CHOCO**

    ______________________________________________________________

    Lol. people already say I look mean and I think the black lipstick just intensified that for some reason….but in reality Im as sweet as can be!

  103. 103
    Daisy says:

    Forgot to add I think Mary can sing/carry a note/hold a tune BUT I like her cause she sings w/emotions she isn’t an A plus singer to me though. I have heard better and worse. She is still the Queen of r&b and hip hop!!

  104. 104
    YSoSerious says:

    (takes Lil Deuce from Ace with a little :sideeye: )

    As much as I love my play cousin, I feel like I’m being taking advantage of here.

    I already had him all weekend while you and MzD were discussing the finer points of lambskin condoms and chit… :coffee:

  105. 105
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @CANDI :hug: DID U SEE THE MATCHING BOOTY SHORTS WE GOT **HANDS CANDI A PAIR OF BOOTIE SHORT THAT SAY “SWEET CANDI AZZ” ON THE BACK** DIABLA MADE IT JUST FOR U :grin: **PUTS ON HER BOOTIE SHORTS THAT SAY “FABULOUS AZZ” AND HANDS DIABLA HERS THAT SAYS “I WILL TAKE THAT AZZ”***

  106. 106

    @Choco…sorry to hear you are ill…so am I.

    It was 70 degrees in Atl all weekend and I was stuck in the house with a cold, and fatigue. Right now, I can’t ever wear my ring because my finger is still sore…and just looking at it usually makes me feel better.

    #blingadjustsmymood

  107. 107
    Ace says:

    YSoSerious says:

    (takes Lil Deuce from Ace with a little :sideeye: )

    As much as I love my play cousin, I feel like I’m being taking advantage of here.

    I already had him all weekend while you and MzD were discussing the finer points of lambskin condoms and chit… :coffee:
    ————————————————————————–

    Oh Yso..i didn’t know you felt that way…Well i guess i can take him down to Joe Jackson’s Little Angels Daycare center. Its only about 15 more minute drive.

  108. 108
    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @ACE HAND THAT LIL LIGHT BULB OVER ***TAKES OUT A PLATE OF BEANS** MAYBE THE IRON WILL HELP WITH THE BRIGHTNESS **GETS MINI PANCHO AND SOMBRERO OUT*** U DON’T MING IF WE PLAY DRESS UP :grin:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Ace

    (sigh)

    Give me that baby before he gets recruited with four other newborns to sing in harmony and dance in step while trying to dodge Papa Joe’s strap.

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    Dymond says:

    Hey ya’ll :waves:

    mary has her hit/miss days…this is a miss…

    i really hope that we can give up the thigh/knee high boots for the spring…if i continue to see everybody from 4 year olds to these 60 something year old women i work with wear them throughout the spring/summer..I might tear all of my hair our strand by strand…

    anyway, what’s up yall? also, i agree with whoever said mary singing aint all that but I’m still a fan…

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    CorporateQueen says:

    @Choco…sorry to hear you are ill…so am I.

    It was 70 degrees in Atl all weekend and I was stuck in the house with a cold, and fatigue. Right now, I can’t ever wear my ring because my finger is still sore…and just looking at it usually makes me feel better.

    #blingadjustsmymood

    ___________________________________________________

    The weather was Gorgeous this weekend in the ATL, I sooo enjoyed it and I cannot wait till spring!

  112. 112
    ohpretty1 says:

    I love me some MJB but she and Puffy must’ve attended the same dance class back in the day.

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    the finer points of lambskin condoms and chit…
    ____________________
    :lol:
    @Corp 70 degrees OMG girl

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    Ace says:

    lipstickbandit says:

    CorporateQueen says:

    @Choco…sorry to hear you are ill…so am I.

    It was 70 degrees in Atl all weekend and I was stuck in the house with a cold, and fatigue. Right now, I can’t ever wear my ring because my finger is still sore…and just looking at it usually makes me feel better.

    #blingadjustsmymood

    ___________________________________________________

    The weather was Gorgeous this weekend in the ATL, I sooo enjoyed it and I cannot wait till spring!
    ————————————————————————-

    It it 75 here in NC…on sunday…

    First real weekend to cruise i my new whip…..had it detailed and errthang…was turnin head like a mutha********

  116. 116
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @BrownSuga

    Jus a couple Sigma tats, my moms name, my nick name, my zodiac symbol, a dove, G.O.M.A.B., my intials, my birthday, my moms zodiac sign, 1914 on my chest, Live, Love, Learn…..i think thats it

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    Dymond says:

    hey CHOCO

    how u durrin love?? :kiss:

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    Al-Ameera says:

    :rofl: @ how you compliment but make it a dig at the same time. So crafty

  119. 119

    @Lipstick…Are you trying to rub in it? LOL
    I can’t stand to miss a day of fun. My motto: Stay on 10 all day, everyday.
    :whistle: Alllllllll the way turnt up (Shawty we all the way turnt up)
    *in my Roscoe Dash & Solja Boy voice*

  120. 120

    @Ace…That’s right give em lessons on Stuntin’ 101 :yes:

    Back in the day…”Car Booty” is what we used to call girls that gave of up azz just to ride in a dude’s nice whip.

    Be ready to fight off the “Car Booty Groupies” this summer.

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    Mr Blu apparently I wasn’t cler enough!
    I meant would you care to send a pic of them tats!
    I do hate to see men with a bunch of them but on the right person they can be quite nice to look at! :ashamed:

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    GeminEyez says:

    LOL..I dont know if I want my grandmother looking like this but she does look! Go Mary..you cant sing but you can damn sure move like you can! :)

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    GeminEyez says:

    *look good

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Yall! :hug:

    What we tawkin bout?

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    Ace says:

    babe we talkin bout 70 degree weather…and i think Brown hawkin for some tattoo pics from blu…

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    Hey Mz Dimpz…Ooops I didn’t see you. I’m over here telling your man ACE about to watch out for the groupie love headed his way.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace…………Gone rub that shyt in! :wail:

    Hey Corp! :hug: LOL I don’t think I need to worry about that at the moment. Tomorrow may be a different story but right now this minute, that azz is mine! :coffee:

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    ACE, I just merely want to “study” his tats!

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Wonder…. Uh huh! we know all about your “studies” :coffee:

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    Ace says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace…………Gone rub that shyt in! :wail:

    Hey Corp! :hug: LOL I don’t think I need to worry about that at the moment. Tomorrow may be a different story but right now this minute, that azz is mine! :coffee:
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    :bow:

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    Ace says:

    chit auntie gonna kill me i forgot to remove quoted smileys.

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    @MzDimpz :hugs: That’s right girl…I’ll put the word out on the street….tell them bishes to back up off him. :rofl:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace…………… These”peoples” are flicking up your part 3! :mad:

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    Ace says:

    CorporateQueen says:

    @MzDimpz That’s right girl…I’ll put the word out on the street….tell them bishes to back up off him.
    ————————————————————————–

    My baby just did something for me that would make me blindfold myself if C.Milli walked down the street butt ass…so car booty might as well just keep pedallin…

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :offtopic: Where am I hearing groaning and grunting in the hallway at my job liek soembody gettin it in? Bad part is, all I hear are male voice. :blink:

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    Ace says:

    :mad:

    nicca better read the small sprint :rules:

    Ace comes first….

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ Ace……………..You play TOO much!

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    what we talkn bout dam it i boredz :yawn:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Lakes! *drops pen, does two cartwheels, freezes in a handstand, drops into a split, jumps up and :kiss: *

    How you be Ma-Ma?

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    @Laker :hugs: I hope you feel better from the dentist.

    I gotta go *will sneak back in whenever*

    @Ace & Dimpz really make a cute couple :love:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Bye Corp! LOL Thanks boo! :hug: and :kiss:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I have two tats as well, and I want another across my shoulder blades,and maybe another across my chest…. :think:

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    Ace says:

    Cya CHB…

    “@Ace & Dimpz really make a cute couple ”

    you don’t realize how much this statement is gonna help me in the future….(glances at a baby pic of lil deuces)

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    candibfly says:

    :yawn: this day is slow, filed my taxes, signed up for bally’s and it’s still not time to go?!

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Ace, two words for you. Belts and Buckles. :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Candi! :hugs: What’re WE buying when you get YOUR return?

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    Phrozen
    my nephew got all of my sisters names except one he doesn’t care for! When I saw it I died!

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    Ace says:

    *quickly removes both*

    Oh …you weren’t talk bout that…my bad :ashamed:

    Someone gettin beat?

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    I have 5 tats. 2 of which I did myself….

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    candibfly says:

    *squeals* i have 5 also awesome. we’re twins :D

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Awesome….How the hell you do that?! Are you a tattoo artist?

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    candibfly says:

    dimps u can have whatever u want! (as long as it’s less than $50

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    I asked “why did you get so and so’s name” and he said “I really dont talk to her plus she’s changed her name 3 times so I dont know what to put”
    long story……. :coffee: <<<<moscato

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    RealGAPeach says:

    Why is she not wearing her wedding ring? Are they not still married….I know there was trouble in paradise before.

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Dimpz Kinda…… :shrug:
    I think everywhere I’ve been I’ve tatted somebody. The one on my forearm I did on the bus on the way to school when I was in the 8th grade, folks thought I was crazy as hell…..

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Candi……………… *squeals* :danban1: I knew you loved me! *hands you a shirt that says “There’s NOTHING sweeter than Candi”.*

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Awesome……….. :blink: What did you do it with?

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    wiggy2272003 says:

    @ Ohsopretty yeah Puffy put her on. She made a cd at the Galleria in White Plains which is a mall right between the where they grew up. Same area, same age, pretty much everyone that age who lives around there dances like that. Please don’t do no tootsie roll or none of that booty poppin at an old school party round there. All kinds of eyes will roll and teeth will get sucked, in addition to the full on no shame stares you’ll get.

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Dimpz
    Needle, thread, Indian ink, steady hand……..

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Awesome…………..I impressed but, no way in hell! :no:

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    YSoSerious says:

    (looks @ AWESOME in a whole notha light, scoots closer)

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @dimpz :hug: hey babes how u doing???
    @corp i am thanks hun :kiss:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *Takes Duece from Yso so he doesn’t blind Awesome and kill her plans* :thumbsup:

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Dimpz It’s actually my favorite one. Me and my guys (mostly fam) all have some variation of the same tat and I did them all. Police started to recognize em and thought we were some new gang or something. :wtf: The one I did on my calf I remember vividly because I got suspended from school and went home and did while they were burning David Koresh and nem up.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Laker………..I’m good. How’s your mouth today? Who dat in your gravi?

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    pinksghetti says:

    No one on here is young enough for Mary to be their grandma, LOL. Mary is still holding it down after all these years and looks the same though I’m not feeling the bowl cut hair. I wish she would let go of the blonde too.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Awesome….Can I see the first one plz?

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @dimpz my mouff is good still have to drink the horse pills **them bishes are huge*** and makes me feel alil morning sickness but other than that im good :grin:
    and her name is ninel conde she is a mexican singer/actress/sexybish :)

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    were is errbody at??? am i alone in this post?? #lost :wail:
    @awsome i got two tats a rose with my grandmas name on it on my lower back and my sons name the one on my back i dislike its ugly to me now i got it when i was 18 and my sons name is not done still need to add some kinda design :think:

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Dimpz gotcha
    @YSo What light did you see me in before?

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    candibfly says:

    laker i think it’s just one of those days. i did all the personal stuff i needed to do (i’m more productive at work)…all that’s left is actual work-related stuff :( guess i’ll go do that *kicks feet up and reads a magazine*

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown that is hilarious!

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    Phrozen she’s change her name 3 times and my mother gets mad at me cuz I call her Sybil

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    Libran Vulture says:

    Mary is looking great

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    GoldenGurl says:

    For real? A grandma? #TEAMMARY :cheer: Holding it down for the 40/40 club! lol Damn, in some of those pics Mary lookin like a female version of her husband. :rolleyes:

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