Here’s just a taste of the abundantly appreciative emails I receive on an hourly basis. You think your life is hard? Try reading my emails for 8 hours.

femlegndz@aol.com writes:

You love Ciara’s UGG Snow boots huh? She is pretty damn on trend, shame you aren’t. Those are Christian Louboutin’s, not UGGs. Surely you realize UGG doesn’t make red bottomed stiletto heels. Well then, evidently you don’t.

The following email was sent in by an angry, obsessed Brandy Stan named Anthony Harrell (probably not his real name):

I know brandy personally and she IS NOT pregnant. Before u post dumb shit maybe u should get your facts together u ignorant cunt. All u do is talk negative about folks. Your probably an ugly unhappy bitch that gets no dick.

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