Mariah’s hubby Nick Cannon was one of the unlucky travelers to be detained and strip searched prior to boarding his plane at LAX airport in Los Angeles yesterday. Cannon, who must have looked suspicious to homeland security personnel, was forced to strip down to his underwear as he went through a vigorous security screening at American Airlines. He showed off his boxer shorts which had lucky horseshoes and four leaf clovers on them. Cannon was allowed to board his flight once it was determined that he had no bombs or bomb making material hidden in his underwear. Nick, 30, and wife Mariah, 41, are currently expecting twins.

DARTH VADER UNMASKED
Max Page is the six-year-old who played the “Darth Vader Kid” in the Volkswagen Super Bowl ad that everyone is still talking about. He was spotted out and about in Manhattan, NYC with his mom today. I still don’t see the big deal with that commercial. Am I the only one who missed the entire point of the commercial?

Photos: Splash News Online





  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqAfByd0CgA kingstonn

    damn.
    Nick finally looks his age.
    I blame Mariah. :coffee:

  • Dawn

    I have nothing except I enjoy a good strip search… who got me…

  • mirsmommy

    *back to the Halle post*

  • candibfly

    lol @ his four leaf clove st patrick’s day drawls

    that’s really all i have :blink:

    i missed the darth vader commercial :shrugs: #moreinterestingthingswereontv

  • ChaCha

    @ Dawn …..I GOT YOU :hug: strip search and pats down your body 10 times… yeah your pretty clean… you may go!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @NICK CANNON

    First you get Da Brat’s woman now you wearin her clothes? :shrugs:

  • Phrozen1der

    Dang my boy looks STRESSED!!!!!!! :no: Say no to the DivaPuss!

  • StillASassyOne

    Back from doc’s office visit!!!

    *SN: they violated me :ashamed:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Phro

    Hey babes!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    SASO I LOVE ur pic bew!

    :hug:

    fierce bish yew! *snaps*

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Damn Nick Cannon finally grew up
    :think:

    Hi Everybody:waves:

  • Dawn

    StillASassyOne says:

    Back from doc’s office visit!!!

    *SN: they violated me
    _________

    You liked it… I always do.. I brangs my on lube and chit..

  • candibfly

    @SASO *holds u* :hug:

  • Dawn

    What up His, how they hanging?

  • StillASassyOne

    @His

    HISSSS!!!!!!! You sexyyyyyyyyy bish!! Ya pics are just hot!!

    Thanks!!!!!!!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dawn

    I hate it!!!! Went in for an “after flu check-up” and they made my azz stay…and get the “smear” (ya’ll know what that is.)

    I run from that every 2 years like it’s a ferocious dog chasing me! :wail:

    @Candi

    Hold me close, please. *sniffle*

  • Genia

    Sandra Rose says: I still don’t see the big deal with that commercial. Am I the only one who missed the entire point of the commercial?
    __________________________________________________________________
    Sandra, You have to have seen STAR WARS…It’s ok…it’s probably just another “AMERICAN” thing that’s over your head “LIKE OUR PRESIDENT”

  • Genia

    Nick looks like MiMi beats him

  • His_Mommy623

    Dawnnnn, I holla”d at chu in the udder post! why u ignoring me bew? :wail:

    @Saso *fondles u rather quickly* dnt tell ya bewthang tho 😆

  • ALBoy

    What up luvmybabygirlsammarmefsjgb;sbjdfgp;hfjkagndfjk;b How are you :coffee:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Oh SHyt @ genia

    :kona:

  • candibfly

    Sandra, You have to have seen STAR WARS…It’s ok…it’s probably just another “AMERICAN” thing that’s over your head “LIKE OUR PRESIDENT”

    ——————————————————

    *does the cabbage patch into the nearest open plot* :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    The gravi baby :thumbsup: LOVING IT

    Are we for certain Nick is only 31 I mean damn he look like he Russell Simmon’s age!

  • KDub

    There go Nick “Benjamin Buttons” looking azz again. I KNOW Mimi getting on his gatdayum nerves. He done went from pre-adolescence to looking middle age in a matter of MONTHS…

    Bet Five she going thru some hellified azz alcohol withdrawal….add in preggers with TWINS hormones and there you have it…poor Nick looking haggard as hail in LAX…

  • Dawn

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dawn

    I hate it!!!! Went in for an “after flu check-up” and they made my azz stay…and get the “smear” (ya’ll know what that is.)
    ___________
    Wait so u had da flew and they checked ur kona? sweet!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Saso :waves: Sexy pic ma!

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Hi Alboy. How r u Boo? U can shorten it u kno 😉

  • Dawn

    His_Mommy623 says:

    Dawnnnn, I holla”d at chu in the udder post! why u ignoring me bew?
    _________

    I sorry love muffin.. I wore a skirt today and its cold in the middle.. I can’t focus much… come hold my hand

  • candibfly

    maybe nick is just tired from making millions? :shrugs:

  • Dawn

    Phrozen1der: WHat up? Hows ur junk?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    and get the “smear” (ya’ll know what that is.)
    ____________________
    Fugg that I told my dr IF there is something wrong you will find it in my blood or urine test… and I also said that’s it too invasive take that sharp cold metal object and insert into YOU!

  • KDub

    Mimi: Nick getcho azz outta here. NOW..don’t care WHERE your black azz go! Just take your chit and GO…and wherever you go…you bet NOT take my LV luggage neither nukka.

    Nick prolly gawn get his azz WHOOPED when he get back to the crib and she see these pics of her luggage…

  • ALBoy

    Oh yea I guess I could shorten it but it wouldnt be the same :coffee:

  • candibfly

    @HIS have u planned anything else for our sex in the city weekend?

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ Genia LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo…you do this to me everyday, you are a damn fool

    @ Man lmfaooooo….. Yall is on it today.

  • StillASassyOne

    @His
    Shhhh! I wont’ tell! *giggles*

    @Choco
    Thanks! I saw you went to the er last week. Did you have the flu too? Are you feeling better now? :hug:

    @Phro
    Thanks. I do it for you…. 😉

    @Dawn
    LMAO! Yes….but the way you phrased it made it seem real strange now……hmmm….think they just wanted to touch me? The doc did a “well-woman” exam on my breasts and pinched my nipple and I must admit, it did get me a little excited.

    OMG! I’m not gay, am I?!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    **tries hard to be polite**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    “The doc did a “well-woman” exam on my breasts and pinched my nipple and I must admit, it did get me a little excited.

    OMG! I’m not gay, am I?!”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :yes:
    All women are, at least a lil bit.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco

    They use plastic “ducks” at the one I go to now. But I still hate it! Makes me feel so sad and depressed afterwards…must be psychological.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqAfByd0CgA kingstonn

    @ manuel

    :nono:

  • KDub

    maybe nick is just tired from making millions?
    —————————————————
    But he BEEN cakin @CandiB…since he was a youngin…why he just now starting to look all sad and run down? Coincidence? Or crazy wife at home? And I am a Mimi STAN (HUGE…) but Nick looking tiyah’d.

    Wonder what race their kids gonna be? She bi-racial. Is it diff. cause THEIR daddy is a black-a man?

    Just asking… :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON

    :shrugs:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Nick looks like he is about 37….

    And lil dude better watch out, Perfect Mom Terry Mcmillan might end up posting a twitter about him. I wonder will people dedicate post to how his parents are raising him right and that he needs to value education.

  • Dawn

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dawn
    LMAO! Yes….but the way you phrased it made it seem real strange now……hmmm….think they just wanted to touch me? The doc did a “well-woman” exam on my breasts and pinched my nipple and I must admit, it did get me a little excited.

    OMG! I’m not gay, am I?!
    _____
    Yes you are now meet me in th ekona.. let me check ur well woman.. mine is always asking abt my piercing… I’m like get from down there clown face

  • StillASassyOne

    @Mr Blu Phi

    I lurk on here in the evenings on the days when I cant read it while at work…

    And your students……do you know how many times I had to say the words “flaming young” to myself last night before I figured out what the hell that stood for?!

    :rofl:

    Give that student my number! Tell him I like a man that can shower me with “flaming young” and “jullry.” That’s trill!

    PS: Find out what “hoytens” mean yet?

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, oh i have a laundry list of sinful activities planned for us!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    must be psychological.
    __________________
    It is my doc tried to examine me and I froze up and had tears in my eyes took me back to when I was abused so don’t come near me with that chit I elect to not have one fuk the emotional chit afterwards –

    Girl yes I still have the flu they have to make sure I wasn’t dehydrated smdh

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    good Point Alboy.. Good Point :yes:

  • His_Mommy623

    hey Blu :waves:

  • ELove

    @K-Dub
    Nick is NO DIFFERENT than the Black Men back in the “Colored Purple” Dayz that had to WORK 50-11 HUNDRED different Jobs/Duties to make ENDZ MEAT… Dude is just STR8 TIRED from ALL of His Daily Responsibilities !!!

    And IF YOU believe that Mariah stopped DRINKING… I KNOW someone that has some Outstanding Beach-Front Real Estate in ALASKA for a GREAT PRICE You can BUY 😉

  • free

    Sandra, You have to have seen STAR WARS…It’s ok…it’s probably just another “AMERICAN” thing that’s over your head “LIKE OUR PRESIDENT”

    ***************************************

    exactly. you know SR doesn’t love the kids unless they belong to monica!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dawn

    I have a vertical head piercing as well as a nipple one and the docs never ask about it- they just look stunned for a second and then proceed. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Back from my break! What I miss

  • candibfly

    i dunno kwall i’m just talking. i don’t have much to add to the subj of mimi and nick :no: other than i hear alot that i favor her hmmph

  • candibfly

    pls elaborate! @HIS :popcorn:

    *goes to order the limited edition diamond encrusted croc 82 inch stilletos cause this time in NYC i’ll be damned if my dogs are barkin*

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Hi Candi..

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco

    Oh no! :hug: I’m sorry they ever put you through that!

    And are you not drinking enough fluids. I ran through 2.5 gallons of orange juice, 2 gals of water, 24 oz of smoothie, 4 pots of tea and a half-liter of ginger ale all last week while I was sick. Better go stock up on some liquids so you can get better soon!

  • Dawn

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dawn

    I have a vertical head piercing as well as a nipple one and the docs never ask about it- they just look stunned for a second and then proceed
    ____

    My gyn and I have have been “friends” for like 10 plus years.. I think she just done got comfortable. I had to answer ALL the typical questions about it

  • Alex

    @Dawn and Saso
    waiting on the well woman :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN
    “My gyn and I have have been “friends” for like 10 plus years.. ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Please, elaborate.
    :coffee:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Elove

    You really think Mariah still hitting the bottle while preggers? I sure hope not!

    And I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE me some Mariah, chile! I do! But Nick looks like she is working on his “LAST muhfuggin nerve!” You can tell he got him so pissed he reverting to his old hood self now…outside in a wife beater, draws hanging and all.

    If next time we see Nick, he got a cig in one hand a swisher in another……we in trouble!

  • Dawn

    Alex says:

    @Dawn and Saso
    waiting on the well woman
    _________

    Come on.. you’ll have to be a bottom tho…

  • candibfly

    what it do LMBGS <—see what i did there

    #itwastoolong

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    Yes I drink a lot of fluids and I wasn’t dehydrated she told me that but I can’t shake this effn cold! When I get sick it’s hard to get rid of it!

  • Alex

    @Choco
    I’ll check you out myself….don’t worry, I’ll be gentle. :yes:

  • pinksghetti

    Nick looks all manly and things. He also looks pissed.
    The little boy is cute but I have no clue about that commercial

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ Sassy lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo. I have no idea what “hoytens” meant. And he has the audacity to get made because he has tutorials everyday after school. smh….”Flaming young” …really??

    Today they have to do a writing assignment where they write a letter to their algebra teacher (me) suggesting ways that the teacher could be the “perfect” math teacher. I started reading some, and i said ” f**k it”. So I’ll read them after work. And share the crazy ones with you.

  • StillASassyOne

    LOL! @Alex :waves:

    No more today- I’ve been fondled enough!

    @Dawn
    I had a homegirl a LONG time ago right after I got it done who was really intrigued and begged me to let her see it. I did and she was like, astonished and in disbelief. Like “wowwwww….they really do pierce there!” :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, i have decided that we will start a subway band (only for an hour) wearing nothing but lingerie and beating on trash cans…..then we will use our earnings to buy paint so we can be silver naked mimes in Times Square! thats only the beginning bew…

  • Dawn

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @DAWN
    “My gyn and I have have been “friends” for like 10 plus years.. ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Please, elaborate.

    _____________

    I see her once, maybe twice a year.. see feels round in my junk.. I pay her a lot of money for a little bit of time.. I wipe off and leave… 🙁 I feel so used..
    they do have good mints in the waiting room

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    @ Candi.It is too long lol.Thanks lol.. I love how we stopped commenting on the actual post a while ago.. I think Nick Cannon is so boring

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSYONE
    “I had a homegirl a LONG time ago right after I got it done who was really intrigued and begged me to let her see it. I did and she was like, astonished and in disbelief. Like “wowwwww….they really do pierce there!”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :popcorn:
    …and what happened next?

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ Sassy …i spelled made…but i meant to say mad…..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    *checks email*
    Still don’t see what I been waitin for

  • His_Mommy623

    *Holds Dawns hand*

    so @Blu is channeling his inner Ray Charles today! *unspeaks to him*

    Heyyyy Alex! :waves:

  • StillASassyOne

    @BluPhi

    I cannot WAIT to hear some of them letters! I know it’s wrong for laughing, but I can’t help it…. #theseilliterateazzedchildrenareourfuture :no:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ HIS …wassup :bye:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    *checks email*
    Still don’t see what I been waitin for
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    runs to baffroom to take Brown’s requested pic…

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man

    She thanked me. I pulled my jeans up and I left. That good enough for you?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    You don’t have to be gentle the whole time MA 😉

    😆 @ Wonder Woman and her email

  • His_Mommy623

    ok ok….thank u for responding *puts shank away and crooses Blus name off THE LIST*

  • ELove

    @Still
    Mariah has PROVEN TO BE unstable, She’s ONE of the Richest Females Living, She has her OWN WINE, She’s alwayz been A LUSH and Oh Yeah… SHE’S A DIVA !!! Who’s going to legitimately CHECK HER (On Anything…) :coffee:

    AND Nick’s DAILY DUTIES are ENORMOUS in Magnitude… From The Driver, The Butler, The Pool Cleaner, The Gardner, The Body-Guard, The UMBRELLA HOLDER… Etc, Etc, ETC

  • MissHarlem

    HEYYY YALL *in my Paula Deen voice*

    SASO I see I wasnt the only one violated today :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: Harlem

  • StillASassyOne

    @Elove

    Nick would check her! He’s the “man of the house” (hell- in theory, at least)! He should have enough balls to say something!

    @MissH
    Awww!! :hug: Were you forced to get the “smear” today, too?

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ His lmfaooooooooooooooo “inner Ray Charles”…lmfaooooo

  • Dymond

    @ blu when did u get a shirt on? :waiting:
    das iz not goot ***in my German accent***

  • mirsmommy

    Ahem, *grabs freshly sharpened shank* I see @His wanna get shanked 2day.

  • His_Mommy623

    *Looks at Harlem*

    WHO violated u? :waiting: and will I be going to the pokey tonight??

    Hey ELuvah :hug:

  • pinksghetti

    AND Nick’s DAILY DUTIES are ENORMOUS in Magnitude… From The Driver, The Butler, The Pool Cleaner, The Gardner, The Body-Guard, The UMBRELLA HOLDER… Etc, Etc, ETC

    @ ELove,

    LOL, I love me some Mariah but this right here is funny!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Blu just becuz :hugs:

    Please don’t be talking no smear up on me cuz the doc would get kicked in his face like he was checking my reflexes

  • ELove

    @His —> Whaddup Sexxy-Mama !!!

    My BOO —-> :kiss: :kiss:

    @Still
    Somethings TELLS ME that Nick’s NUTZ don’t belong to HIM :shrug:

  • FABULOSALAKER

    what we talkn bout??? :popcorn:

  • His_Mommy623

    *sets up pole and swings around it with my panky toe, wearing a bodysuit made out of sliced fruit

    MIRS! why would u cut me? :hug:

    *makes it clap*

  • Dymond

    hey harlem :hug: missed ur presence

    Hey HIS (I spoke in halle post) and Elove :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    When I had a male dr he said ” Man your cervix is back pretty far”
    WTF does that mean!
    My first thought was is that his way of tryna say it’s deep

  • His_Mommy623

    @Dymond, and I spoke to u as well :coffee:

    um, put ur arms away…HARLEM is not hugging u :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “When I had a male dr he said ” Man your cervix is back pretty far”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    I got tears in my eyes from dis chit!

  • yallcrazy

    Hi SASO, I just began looking at the comments, so I don’t know if you answered this or not & I hope it’s not too personal—>Is there a reason that you go every two years versus every year?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    *sets up pole and swings around it with my panky toe, wearing a bodysuit made out of sliced fruit
    ___________________________
    😆

    @Wonder I think it means somebody been banging the chit out of you NO?

  • Dawn

    MissHarlem says:

    HEYYY YALL *in my Paula Deen voice*
    ________

    Throws butter at the screen…

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    *sets up pole and swings around it with my panky toe, wearing a bodysuit made out of sliced fruit

    MIRS! why would u cut me?

    *makes it clap*
    ______________________

    :clap: I ain’t wanna have to cut ya, but I woulda. 😆

  • ELove

    @pinks
    I LUVS ME some Mariah Too… She’s the ONLY Real Celebrity we got that HAS ENOUGH Money & Fame to make Other YT Celebrities Extremely Jealous and UNLIKE Jada… Mariah MONEY is HERS (Earned Exclusively BY HER…) :thumbsup:

    @Dymond —> Heeyyyyy BABY !!!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Mirs, u have been neglecting me, yes?

    care 2 explain why? *taps foot* ion be seeing you as often n chit :wail:

  • Dawn

    Brown…

  • MissHarlem

    CHOCO :hi: your ass is gonna need to get better RAT NOW woman

    HIS love I got the smear thats as close to a violation I will ever get :yes:

    SASO :wail: I always feel violated when that happens

    EBABY heyyy my BOO I just love being around your presence love

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    :yawn:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Nick is looking kinda right minus those gay ass boxers. :think:

  • Dymond

    His_Mommy623 says:
    @Dymond
    um, put ur arms away…HARLEM is not hugging u
    ———————————————-
    :blink: does HARLEM feel this way????

    HARLEM…no love for me???? :shrug:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Mirs, you and that damn gravie. RAT STACKS!

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Mirs, u have been neglecting me, yes?

    care 2 explain why? *taps foot* ion be seeing you as often n chit
    _________________________

    His, they got me working like crazy. The nerve of these mofos. 😡

  • MissHarlem

    *sops up butter that DAWN throws at the screen with bread*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Harlem
    Oh I know hun I’ve been speaking it into existence :hugs:

    Hi Dawn

    :hugs: @ Awesome

  • His_Mommy623

    YES, she FEELS me…don’t u, MY FIANCE???

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Bubbles
    Y they working you so hard :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    DYMOND :rofl: girl I see you tryna get me shanked up in here :nono:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Mirs, so I have to roll up in there and snatch up ya boss?

    they dnt know me like that! I need u HERE!!! 😡

  • Alex

    @Choco
    However you like it 😉

    @Laker
    You not acting right :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Choco this was before it was gettin the linin kocked out!
    He was an old fat perverted lookin man too

  • ohpretty1

    That kid from the commercial looks just like the kid from “Pet Sematary”

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE :hug: & :kiss: of course baby of course

  • His_Mommy623

    Cocoa!!! :yahoo:

    @Fiance, why u laughing tho? is there an “inside joke” that I dont know bout?? I dnt wanna kill Dymond…I really dnt *digs in purse*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Wonder
    That mofo was copping a feel I had my obgyn do that chit to :hurl:

    @Alex
    I like it boo I mos def like it 😉

  • His_Mommy623

    *vigorously molests Harlem*

    i’m serious tho…do I have 2 shank her?….and u? :waiting:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Genia says:

    Sandra, You have to have seen STAR WARS…It’s ok…it’s probably just another “AMERICAN” thing that’s over your head “LIKE OUR PRESIDENT”
    _________________

    :pc:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Yes Dawn

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I dnt wanna kill Dymond…I really dnt *digs in purse*
    __________________________
    😆

  • Dawn

    So Alex.. u not coming for ur well womam exam? I got a 2 for 1 in the kona!

    Haaaaaay Choco!

  • mirsmommy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Bubbles
    Y they working you so hard
    ________________________________

    😆 I don’t know, but they just don’t know who they messin with. I ain’t come here to work.

    S/N I think I may go home and blow some bubbles tonight. 😆

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    His, we need a new welcome no more motorboating. Something more raunchy!

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE I am laughing because the way she talks to me is gonna make you feel a way about it so to end that right there I laugh it off and give her the Dikembe Mutumbo move :nono:

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Mirs, so I have to roll up in there and snatch up ya boss?

    they dnt know me like that! I need u HERE!!!
    ___________________________________

    :yes: Please do. Shut all these fools down for me.

  • Phrozen1der

    @OhPretty1 Did you see my response in the other post???

    I want @Dawn to stop being quiet today…. We need a teeny bit of #Ratchetness today… 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Record it meerkat! I may need to review to make sure you’re doin it right!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yallcrazy

    No problem. I used to get it every year as well, and after about 5-6 years of annually, they told me that since my results always came back normal- they weren’t really necessary every year unless I really wanted them or they suspected/showed an issue.

    So- I hate them and I told them “every 2 years is fine!” Hopped off the table and ran before they changed their mind! LOL!

  • MissHarlem

    *puts on my “I :heart: HIS all day everyday” along with “This puss for you” boy shorts*

  • Genia

    Sandra Rose says:

    Genia says:

    Sandra, You have to have seen STAR WARS…It’s ok…it’s probably just another “AMERICAN” thing that’s over your head “LIKE OUR PRESIDENT”
    _________________
    :pc:
    _________________________________________________________________________
    :wail: I kid I kid

  • Alex

    @Dawn
    :no: I had to do it for real last wk.
    But I might just be tempted if Choco is involved. :yes:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Gouch oops I mean Genia, that comment was funny as hell :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @COCOA
    You lookin good and “molest-able” and chit in that gravie. Let rub that azz of yours…

  • Dymond

    Can we get some type of metal detector up in this bish when you log in to confiscate all shanks, machetes or anything that may do harm to my precious body????? and YSO, I thought you were taking HIS damn purse?

    @ Harlem…say it in stealth if you need too :coffee: BUT you need to tell HIS it’s just a hug and not like last time :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    We can play Doc but you won’t be acting like one 😉

    @Bubbles
    I think Im gonna follow your lead and blow bubbles tonight only I might drown :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @Genia!

    @Fiance, *sigh* I lubz you soooooo much…now take off them boyshorts and prove that its mines!*

    @Cocoa, ok I shall work on this :think:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Why did the apple tune over???

    Because she got jealous of the jelly’s roll :danban:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex I have a question and since you know I love you it’s not meant to throw #Shade… Since you like girls,and according to your comments you seem to be more “Dominate” do you ever let someone “Dominate” you,or is that a :nono ??

  • Phrozen1der

    :nono:

  • yallcrazy

    SASO

    So they saw you coming and were like “there she goes, we better get her now, while she’s here!” LOL

    Thanks for the explanation.

  • His_Mommy623

    I hate when bishes want my life :coffee:

    @Dymond, po thang :hug: she’ll never have you :no:

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE its already off I just put it on to take a pic

    DYMOND :nono:

  • Phrozen1der

    @MrBluPhi :no: LOL!

  • ohpretty1

    @ Phro – Regarding your age? I did.

  • Alex

    @Choco
    *throws on my scrubs* I’m ready :hump:

  • His_Mommy623

    uh Blu, 😆

  • Dawn

    Phrozen1der says:

    I want @Dawn to stop being quiet today…. We need a teeny bit of #Ratchetness today…
    _____
    I’m trying .. blame Brown…

  • His_Mommy623

    good thing I’m hungry *puts on bib*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    I would throw apples but I dont wanna hurt my chaes of gettina FULL FRONTAL pic!

  • Phrozen1der

    @OhPretty1 Ok,I didn’t see your response…

    @Dawn 😆

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Choco :hug: ……wasssupppppppppppppppppp

  • mirsmommy

    BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Record it meerkat! I may need to review to make sure you’re doin it right!
    ____________________

    :thumbsup:

  • ELove

    Comment #112
    In MY “King of New York” BLACK-SHADES wearing Brutha Voice…
    Give ME Some of THAT Buttered Bread Too BABY (YEAH…) 😆

    And MY Retort to #106 —> And I LUV that You LUV My Presence :kiss:

  • His_Mommy623

    oh Dawns behaving! *cues the kids from Sister Act 2 to sing joyful joyful*

    but feel free to act up anytime now… :yawn:

    where did Candi go!?

  • free

    genia, testing! testing, lol!

  • Dawn

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex I have a question and since you know I love you it’s not meant to throw #Shade… Since you like girls,and according to your comments you seem to be more “Dominate” do you ever let someone “Dominate” you,or is that a :nono ??
    _________________

    I have questions too and in a super no shade way.. like sports bra or lace bra.. boxer briefs or thongs?

    I wonder the same abt Sandra, she looks like a lace panty lace bra (the VERY expensive kind)

  • mirsmommy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Alex
    We can play Doc but you won’t be acting like one

    @Bubbles
    I think Im gonna follow your lead and blow bubbles tonight only I might drown
    ________________________

    Real Bubble Blowers never drown. :coffee: Right Bubblin Brownie????

    😆

  • Genia

    Got-Dam-It BLU!!!!

    a Good Male Whore is hard to find these days…you keep throwing down that kind of corny-ness and I am going to have to let you go!!

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @ALEX WHAT I DO :shrug: U THE ONE ALL UP ON CHOCOS HOT PUZAZAY SO I DON’T LIKE SHARING WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT??? JUST ASK HIS I DON’T WANT TO TAKE THE SHANK OUT :nono:
    @ELOVE SO WHAT U DON’T SEE ME HERE??? :wail: IT JUST AINT FAIR CHOCO GOT ALL THE D!CKS IN THIS BISH!!! 😆

  • Dawn

    His_Mommy623 says:

    oh Dawns behaving! *cues the kids from Sister Act 2 to sing joyful joyful*
    _________
    You look so chocolate good in ur gravi I just want to get chocolate wasted

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ Brown and @Phrozen …well next time I’ll keep my funnies to myself. None of my students laughed it. When I heard it, I cracked up.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    <— Auntie tell me you can't see the look on this kids face…

  • Alex

    So Phro,
    You not going to speak first?!? lol

    Well, let’s just say sometimes it’s all good for the other person to be aggressive in the bedroom…..but there are limitations. But I’m not a oh, don’t touch me person….what’s the fun in that?!?

  • yallcrazy

    Doing the snake to blue’s joke.
    :dance:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dawn Right, cause they be having nice tight abs,and supple breasts that sit up towards the sun untouched by the male hands,and tight….tight… 😆 *Adjusts Halo*

  • Alex

    Phro
    You better be glad ur my lil brudder!!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Genia :dead: u have no class! :hug:

    @Dawn, :rofl: why u so special suga?

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Genia says:

    Got-Dam-It BLU!!!!
    a Good Male Whore is hard to find these days…you keep throwing down that kind of corny-ness and I am going to have to let you go!!
    ________________________________________________________________-

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • http://www.facebook.com/evieannie speaknoevil

    Nick looks hella sexy! omg!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    :kiss: and :hump:

    @BLU I said hello to you just becuz are you being RUDE to me 😆

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Yallcrazy lmfaoooooo …good. Maybe next time I tell it, I should do the snake too.

  • Phrozen1der

    @MrBluPhi I didn’t :coffee: LOL!

    @Alex Waddap babes?!!? I was just curious is all…..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    @Laker

    Hey..hows SRs little piece of mexico doin?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Phro
    Dawn is a lil tired today so forgive her
    We had a “session” and it was very strenuous

  • ALBoy

    Whats going on in here Facials Roses for all the lovely ladies :coffee:

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    * sits in the corner eating sixlets*

    So starting tomorrow we’re going gluten free no more hot fries for me.

  • Dymond

    @ blu…it’s better if you just look cute and not tell jokes okay hun? 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex 😆

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ Choco nooooooooooooooooooooooo….Im aint rude, It aint in me to be rude to women… Im sorry, forgive me pleaseeeeeeee… :pray:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Brown I bet! 😆

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yallcrazy

    No problem! And they probably did see me coming and knew if they said: “you need to schedule your pap smear” – I’d have missed every next appointment I had for at least 6 months!

    “Don’t let them take me back there!!” :no: :wail:

  • yallcrazy

    Well Blue,

    The only reason it’s funny to me is because today I ordered a “roll” from behind the counter at lunch and the young boy goes “So, you want a roll?” He then proceeds to do a ROLL with his whole body. He made my day!

  • MissHarlem

    DAWN :dead: does the roger rabbit to my grave

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Dymond …so you didn’t laugh either….ok. No more jokes from da blu man. LOL.

  • Phrozen1der

    @AlBoy 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Blu
    don’t tell it just shake the snake!

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @ace :hug: IM OK SITTING HERE BORED HOT AND BOTHERD HOW ARE U? :shrug: THAT GRAVI IS HAIL OF FUNNY

  • ChaCha

    *throws DAWNS shyt over the balcony…. Just because I dont be here that much cus I GOT TO WORK to by your azz the things you like you ACK LIKE YOU A BISH FONT DONT MEAN NATHAN……..ITS OVA!

    HIS HUMP ME …… I WILL NEVA LEAVE YOU even though you belong to 56,741 others and your engaged to my BFF HARLEM again *hold me :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    IT JUST AINT FAIR CHOCO GOT ALL THE D!CKS IN THIS BISH!!!
    __________________________
    And Im going for the PUZZY 😆 I WANT IT ALL 😆

  • His_Mommy623

    YA’LL LEAVE BLU ALONE!!

    *sits next 2 Blu* so u work out huh?

  • Alex

    Dawn says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex I have a question and since you know I love you it’s not meant to throw #Shade… Since you like girls,and according to your comments you seem to be more “Dominate” do you ever let someone “Dominate” you,or is that a :nono ??
    _________________

    I have questions too and in a super no shade way.. like sports bra or lace bra.. boxer briefs or thongs?

    I wonder the same abt Sandra, she looks like a lace panty lace bra (the VERY expensive kind)
    __________________________
    Is u comparing me to Sandy Rose?!?
    No lace bras….got too much for that. But i do like to take them off. :yes: Thongs….NEGATIVE!!!! Sports bras and thongs is not sexay!! :no:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ Yallcrazy so basically you didn’t laugh at my joke either. =(

  • Dawn

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Dawn, why u so special suga?
    _______

    Blame Phro.. I was chillin gthen he went and opened pandoras box

  • Phrozen1der

    @His 😆

  • ChaCha

    SEE I couldnt even type right IM SO HURT
    So upset with you I don’t know what to do
    and my first impulse was to run up on you
    And do a Rambo
    Whip out the jammy and flat-blast both of you
    But I ain’t wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
    So instead… I chilled (yeah)
    That’s right, chilled, then I went to the bank
    Took out every dime
    And then I went and cancelled all those credit cards
    Yeah
    All your charge accounts
    Yeah
    I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I ever bought you
    Yeah
    That’s right, everything

    :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    IM OK SITTING HERE BORED HOT AND BOTHERD HOW ARE U?
    ___________________________
    😆 Y you got me feeling the same way I wanna text boo and tell him I want it as soon as get home :shrugs:

  • Trendsetter

    Ummmmm….he didn’t have to be strip searched….you are the only blog that is reporting the strip search story….hmmm word on the street is ..all he had to do was remove his hoodie and sneakers…and walk through the metal detector…

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @BLUE **FAKE GIGGLE** SO NOW CAN U TAKE UR SHIRT OFF AND MAKE ALL OF LADIES SMILE NO HAND AND NO SHORTS WOULD BE NICE 😀 <<bish can dream

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ His thank you….and yes I do…been slacking this past week because of the weather, but Im back in dat thang this week.

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Blu
    Why was 6 afraid of 7…………

  • ChaCha

    *shudders…CANDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I need you to knit us a one piece snuggie and put in MEMORY OF DAWN in 857kt gold letters THANKS and HOLD ME

  • His_Mommy623

    @Cha, correction…Me, FIANCE and YOU are a family bew *humps u til my back gets sore while playing Dream Girls soundtrack in the backgorund*

    We are a familyyy likeee a giant treee :whistle:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    And do a Rambo
    Whip out the jammy and flat-blast both of you
    But I ain’t wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
    So instead… I chilled (yeah)
    That’s right, chilled, then I went to the bank
    Took out every dime
    And then I went and cancelled all those credit cards
    Yeah
    All your charge accounts
    Yeah
    I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I ever bought you
    Yeah
    That’s right, everything
    ________________________
    My bish hit her with the WAY BACK THROW BACK 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex 😆 Sports bras and thongs are gay as hayle together!!!

  • Dymond

    blu please step away from CHOCO and it would be wise to not answer anymore of her comments please

    luv u choco 😆

  • Dawn

    ChaCha says:

    *throws DAWNS shyt over the balcony…. Just because I dont be here that much cus I GOT TO WORK to by your azz the things you like you ACK LIKE YOU A BISH FONT DONT MEAN NATHAN……..ITS OVA!

    HIS HUMP ME …… I WILL NEVA LEAVE YOU even though you belong to 56,741 others and your engaged to my BFF HARLEM again *hold me
    ________

    You’ll be back.. they always come back

  • yallcrazy

    Blue
    Uhhh,welll I did the snake for you (the kind like this–> 1 time to the left, one time to the right, and then down the middle, and then I doubled it up!)

    I thought that came from one of your kids…Don’t shoot me.

  • Dawn

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex Sports bras and thongs are gay as hayle together!!!

    _________

    So yes to boxer briefs and duct tape? #I love u Alex.. I’m just learning

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @choco i txt the babe and said “SO U THINK U CAN DROP OFF THE KIDOS BEFORE U COME SWOOP ME UP” HE TXT “UR MAMA WON’T BABYSIT AND UMMM DANG BABE IM SORE I THINK U TWISTED IT” :rofl: HE TRYING TO RUN FROM ME!!!!

  • Alex

    @Laker
    You be all up on other puzzay as well. I ain’t blind! hmph To get the Choco treatment you gotta make me feel like it’s all about me!

  • mirsmommy

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Blu
    Why was 6 afraid of 7…………
    _____________________________

    :no: Please stop. 😆

  • MissHarlem

    ALEX that cut deep hun :wail: thongs is not sexy

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    Very :offtopic:

    So I’m IMing with my friend from HS and he just asked me if I would use a strap on to bang him out. I don’t know what to do I said no but he keeps bringing it up.

    *Sings doo doo brown*

  • Alex

    Dawn says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex Sports bras and thongs are gay as hayle together!!!

    _________

    So yes to boxer briefs and duct tape? #I love u Alex.. I’m just learning
    ______________
    Duct tape? Hellz naw!!!! Don’t learn that from me. :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Blu
    You are forgiven :hugs:

    @YallCrazy
    That story is so damn cute!

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @ALEX THEN WE SHALL PART WAYS I WILL NOT CHANGE FOR SH!T AND I KNOW THAT COUGAR GOT A HOT PUZAZAY THAT EVEN IN MY MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS I WANT TO :lick: THE BISH DOWN SO FUK IT!!! **CHUNKS UP THE DEUCES BUT NAKID SO ALEX CAN SEE WANT HE CAN’T TASTE***

  • MissHarlem

    LAKER hola mamita :hug:

    CHA CHAZILLE my bf fo life NINJA fo LIFE :yahoo:

    MIRS I am feeling all kinds of rat stacks today what say you

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Kei
    Does he front straight or is he out da closet?

  • His_Mommy623

    @Kei :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    ALEX THEN WE SHALL PART WAYS I WILL NOT CHANGE FOR SH!T AND I KNOW THAT COUGAR GOT A HOT PUZAZAY THAT EVEN IN MY MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS I WANT TO THE BISH DOWN SO FUK IT!!! **CHUNKS UP THE DEUCES BUT NAKID SO ALEX CAN SEE WANT HE CAN’T TASTE***
    _________________________
    Looking at Lakes Naked Body thinking unpure THOUGHT- Looking at ALEX and thinking LETS GET THIS BISH :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @Dymond

    You know how many damned shanks and purses His has? I’d end up looking as tired poor little Nick up there trying to keep that chit away from her. 😆

    @Dawn

    I really did not need to imagine Sandra in her underwear. Thanks a bunch for that visual. :no:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Awesome :rofl: Cause 7,8,9!!!

  • Dawn

    Kei says:

    Very

    So I’m IMing with my friend from HS and he just asked me if I would use a strap on to bang him out. I don’t know what to do I said no but he keeps bringing it up.

    *Sings doo doo brown*

    _________

    This post has officially gone left… I’m out like azzless pants…

  • His_Mommy623

    *pinches Fiances booty*

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Why is Nick Cannon saggin? Blank stare. I thought he was one of the smarter ones.

  • MissHarlem

    PREGGO :blink: WTF kind of request is that?!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Duct tape? Hellz naw!!!! Don’t learn that from me
    _________________________
    😆 Im like wtf she gotta tuck 😆

  • mirsmommy

    Heyyyyy Harlem :waves:

    Yesterday, I told Yso that I just got two beady beads tatted under my eye. 😆

  • His_Mommy623

    So AWESOME dnt see me! :wail:

  • Alex

    @Harlem
    I didn’t say thongs are not sexy….just not with sports bras. But I will never tell someone we can’t :hump: because your ish don’t go together. It’s better with nothing on anyway. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yesterday, I told Yso that I just got two beady beads tatted under my eye.
    _________________________
    :rofl: I don’t know how I missed this :rofl:

  • Dawn

    I love you Brown.. The End.. (and the front)

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @Awesome he said he doesn’t like boys I dont know maybe he just like his ass played with. I signed off

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    @ Kei– something isnt right about that….

    @ blu- i laughed at the joke. Keep them coming lol

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kei says:

    Very

    So I’m IMing with my friend from HS and he just asked me if I would use a strap on to bang him out. I don’t know what to do I said no but he keeps bringing it up.

    *Sings doo doo brown*
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :blink: What in the fighting in Egypt sand ninja hell is wrong with your boi?!?!?! :nono:

  • mirsmommy

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Awesome Cause 7,8,9!!!
    _________________________

    😆 Why did you have to finish it????? 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    Its okay He didn’t see me again today either #LOOKINGFORMYMOJO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Um Cha Cha I just meant we were workin out cuz I’m tryna get in shape and stuff and Dawn works out so we were “Sweatin To The Oldies” with Richard Simmons!
    FUlly clothed with my body suit, stickins and leg warmers on!

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @HARLEM HEY THERE MAMITA :kiss: **WATCHES OUT FOR HIS SHANK** I WAS WAITING ON U TO SAY HEY I KINDA SCARED OF HIS WICH TURNS ME ON AT THE SAME TIME :ashamed: LAAAAAAAAWWWWD I NEED TO GO HOME AND GET IT IN :hump: ***THINKS OF THE NASTY THINGS SHE WOULD DO TO HARLEM AND HIS A FABULOSO SAMMY**

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    Miss :hug: I don’t know

  • MissHarlem

    ALEX oh ok I lubs you all over again my special boo *HIS we had this discusssion so dont*

    Licks HIS nipples

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yso.. I have a shank manufacturing company in China nexts to Candis Halo inc. a bish dnt know how 2 run out of weaponry 😆

  • Dawn

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Duct tape? Hellz naw!!!! Don’t learn that from me

    Im like wtf she gotta tuck
    _______

    I saw a special once.. if Alex is in charge of holding the turkey baster she tapes down her boobs I think… I’m only good w/ lip lesbians…

    *I love you Alex.. I’m stil learning

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs Cause that one was actually funny 😆

    @MissHarlem :waves:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Hey Ms. Harlem how you Fam?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    That is a very ODD REQUEST so Y don’t you just do it and TEACH HIM THAT HE SHOULD NEVER ASK YOU AGAIN :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    Yeen foolin me :nono:

    I got my eye on u :blink:

  • Phrozen1der

    What is with the turkey baster?! I thought that was ONLY for pro-creation?! #Whodathunkit…. :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Yso.. I have a shank manufacturing company in China nexts to Candis Halo inc. a bish dnt know how 2 run out of weaponry
    _________________________

    And you know ya pahtna in crime, Murder Mirzay stay strapped. You need guns????

    #ratstackssalute

  • Alex

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    ALEX THEN WE SHALL PART WAYS I WILL NOT CHANGE FOR SH!T AND I KNOW THAT COUGAR GOT A HOT PUZAZAY THAT EVEN IN MY MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS I WANT TO THE BISH DOWN SO FUK IT!!! **CHUNKS UP THE DEUCES BUT NAKID SO ALEX CAN SEE WANT HE CAN’T TASTE***
    _________________________
    Looking at Lakes Naked Body thinking unpure THOUGHT- Looking at ALEX and thinking LETS GET THIS BISH
    ______________
    I told you that you are always welcome to join us and now you trying to back out!!! I might miss out on the taste but don’t want to miss out on the taste test!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @Choco

    That is not my type of thing he better put an ad on craigslist.

  • mirsmommy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Kei
    That is a very ODD REQUEST so Y don’t you just do it and TEACH HIM THAT HE SHOULD NEVER ASK YOU AGAIN
    __________________________

    Are you saying that she should rip him a new azzhole, literally???? 😆

  • MissHarlem

    KEI please get it in with those hot fries today *random* but it is your last day

    LAKER I understand babe my FIANCE is crazy as hell but that bish turns me ON!!! So I put up with it

    PHRO my cuzo you have been on your best behaivor switchin up to Vitamin Water XXX and chit I peeped you

  • His_Mommy623

    :offtopic:

    I downloaded Dawn Richards mixtape and that chit is FIYAH…tis all
    and how come noone bothered to tell me that Miguels cd was soooooo good?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @BluPhi

    I laughed at your joke. :thumbsup:

    @Kei

    That nigga gay and what did you do with Manuela’s underage boyfriend? 😆

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Kei
    If he said “I don’t like boys” then he’s peeking out…….

  • Phrozen1der

    @MissHarlem 😆 Gotta cleanse the system…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco

    That is not my type of thing he better put an ad on craigslist.
    ________________________________
    😆

    @MIRS YES :rofl: He’d be like this bish fuk harder than a man :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSo “That ninja ghei” :rofl:

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @Miss I am Gonna eat every bag in the house before tomorrow.

    @YSO
    Click my name he’s still there Man knew he was looking at a woman’s ass :rofl:

  • Dawn

    His_Mommy623 says:

    and how come noone bothered to tell me that Miguels cd was soooooo good?

    It sure is… he look funny but he can sang

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yso, oh this I know…where do u think I get my RPGs from?

    shout out 2 Mirs :yahoo:

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @HIS COMMENT #246 WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR U AND HARLEM TO MAKE A FABULOSO SAMMY BEFFO I LEAVE NAKID 😀 **sticks tongue out in anticipation***

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco @MIRS YES He’d be like this bish fuk harder than a man” :dead:

    #BurymewithmylightsaberandFILAs

  • Dawn

    Phrozen1der says:

    What is with the turkey baster?! I thought that was ONLY for pro-creation?! #Whodathunkit….
    _______

    I’m full of chit yall all know that

  • MissHarlem

    BRUH Hey hun how are you :hug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dawn 😆

  • Alex

    Dawn says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Duct tape? Hellz naw!!!! Don’t learn that from me

    Im like wtf she gotta tuck
    _______

    I saw a special once.. if Alex is in charge of holding the turkey baster she tapes down her boobs I think… I’m only good w/ lip lesbians…

    *I love you Alex.. I’m stil learning
    ______________________
    Dawn,
    :rofl: You have got to stop watching whatever you are watching!! I’ll make you a show and tell video….of me and choco(and sometimes Laker when she ack right). And ain’t nobody messing with no turkey baster!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @Awesome

    I was getting the vibe he’s gay just not out yet which I have no problem with.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    :dead: @ Kei’s link

    And I know he knows what he was looking at too. :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    What does a man say to his wife as she is plowing his hole?! @Kei :rofl: that thought is just #Ratchet as all hell…………

  • His_Mommy623

    @Dawn

    I think “girls like you” is my favorite song today :danban:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I’m full of chit yall all know that
    _____________________
    😆

    @ Dawn Come over to the L Side 😉

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @YSO

    DAMN DAMN DAMN he made his pics private I wanted you to see the ball hanging out pic.

  • Alex

    @His
    Yes, Miguel’s album stays on rotation. Maybe me u and Harlem can listen to it together. :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    @ Choco 210

    I hear ya!
    :whistle:

    I saw you and him walking in the rain….

    Silly Rabbit

  • prynsexxx

    Is that lil boy (Max Page) rocking some skin-T jeans?

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @Pho

    If my husband ever asked me to do some shyt like that I’d stab him in the peehole…..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KEI
    “So I’m IMing with my friend from HS and he just asked me if I would use a strap on to bang him out. I don’t know what to do I said no but he keeps bringing it up.

    *Sings doo doo brown*”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :hurl:
    … you should be insulted that he wanted YOU to do it. I mean, are you Ciara-ish looking or somethin?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    And ain’t nobody messing with no turkey baster!!!
    _______________________
    TRUST DAWN KNOW it aint no turkey baster she putting battries in at night 😆

    AWESOME GOT DAMMIT! I said HELLO IONS AGO!

  • mirsmommy

    @ Yso and Phro, ninja prolly be rockin the rainbow on a daily. 😆

  • ChaCha

    I see LUVMYBABYGIRL still got them :blink: :blink: sitting up pretty!

  • MissHarlem

    BRB FIANCE behave your damn self in my absence :warning:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @Dawn

    Manuela musta snitched. He wants all that young boy/girl meat for himself. 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I hear ya!

    I saw you and him walking in the rain….

    Silly Rabbit
    _____________________
    That song used to have me laughing in the end 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    I meant comment 291 @ Kei

  • Dymond

    @ phrozen you wrong for that fighting in egypt comment 😆

    @ dawn :rofl:

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @Man

    That’s why I said no and signed off that is for the birds. And no I do not look ciaraish

  • FABULOSALAKER

    IS HIS IGNORING MY FUKN REQUEST FOR A DANG NAKID SAMMI BEFORE I GO??? FINE IM DONE!!!

  • ChaCha

    MIRDA MIRSSSSSSSSSSS :shotsfired: JUST BECAUSE ..you just neva know when you gotta BUST ONE!

    #ratstacksalute
    #ratnation
    #gangmember

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    LMAO @YSO

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Choco Sorry babe, where are my manners…………….BAM! <—- like Funky Finger Productions

  • His_Mommy623

    @Choc, I’m done with AWESOME! hmph

    @Alex, u need to add Dawns mixtape to ur rotation :yes:

  • Dawn

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    And ain’t nobody messing with no turkey baster!!!
    _______________________
    TRUST DAWN KNOW it aint no turkey baster she putting battries in at night
    _______
    Hump, I’m an index fingerer……………..

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs @Kei @Dymond :rofl:

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    SN: What happened to Det Torres from New York Undercover that boy was so cute…

  • Dymond

    @ keily…i believes him some gay but he might be scared of the dlck, so he wants you to help acclimate him to the process, teach him how to be a power bottom (im clueless about this term just hear it on dlisted)

  • His_Mommy623

    @Fiance, I’m always behaved :lick:

    @Laker :hug: WHAT REQUEST?? WHy did I miss this?

  • ALBoy
  • mirsmommy

    ChaCha says:

    MIRDA MIRSSSSSSSSSSS JUST BECAUSE ..you just neva know when you gotta BUST ONE!

    #ratstacksalute
    #ratnation
    #gangmember
    ______________________________

    ChaCha!!!! Heyyyy Hun :hug:

    *throws up the official RAT STACKS gang signs*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    :rofl: Awesome
    Howard Tibbs III!……………………….BAM!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dymond Bwahaahahahah! :rofl:

    @ALBoy and that damn stealth posting :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    @Choco
    Yeah, I used to be like ain’t no fool gonna ever do me like that. LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    AL dont think I dont know what you’re doin

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    Would it be wrong of me to put an ad on Craigslist with his email addy? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    Kei says:

    @Man

    That’s why I said no and signed off that is for the birds. And no I do not look ciaraish
    ***************************************
    Too bad. He mighta tried to holla if you did. Guess your loss is Courtney Rhodes gain. 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kei You aint bout it…… :rofl:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @His
    I got out the shower this morning and when I walked past the mirror I ended up staring at all the stab wounds I’ve incurred since I’ve met you. I ended up playing connect the dots with shaving cream and it turns out that the wounds make a heart. I see everything clearer now. :love:

  • ALBoy

    @ Brown Whats that :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    Kei says:

    Would it be wrong of me to put an ad on Craigslist with his email addy?
    _______________________________

    The subject of the ad should read, “Non-Gay Ninja Lookin to Get Plowed by a Woman – #nohomo”

    😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @Kei

    HELL YES! But do it anyway. :rofl:

    #Messy
    #Cranky
    #Ratchet

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    Lol@YSO

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs The subject of the ad should read, “Non-Gay Ninja Lookin to Get Plowed by a Woman – #nohomo”

    _________________________________________________________________________

    #This! :dead:

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @HIS CUS U DON’T LOVE ME EVEN AWESOME GOT A LIL LOVE FROM U **LOOKS AT HIS HEART SCAR** SEE U LOVE HIM AND ME I CANT EVEN GET THE NAKID SAMMY :wail:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Awesome….just when I’m done with u, u pull me right back in *swoons* :hug: :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    Mirs you stupid

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    You know good and dam well what you’re doin! I caught that shyt earlier

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @MIRS
    “The subject of the ad should read, “Non-Gay Ninja Lookin to Get Plowed by a Woman – #nohomo”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Use a pic of Bow Wow too! 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hump, I’m an index fingerer……………..
    _______________________
    :cosign: and a Squirter 😳

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    Mirs you stupid
    _______________

    😆 Why I gotta be all that???? 😆

  • ALBoy

    Has anyone seen my Boo MS SOLODIVA :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @MIRS
    “The subject of the ad should read, “Non-Gay Ninja Lookin to Get Plowed by a Woman – #nohomo”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Use a pic of Bow Wow too!
    _______________________

    😆 Or Omarion, or Marques Houston, or Chingy. 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hugs: @ Awesome
    DISCLAIMER: When you enter SR and you see HIS and CHOCO pls address us before it gets ugly :shotsfired:

  • ALBoy

    nohomo though Mirs 😆 thats why

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    Has anyone seen my Boo MS SOLODIVA
    __________

    :dead: You ain’t shyt. 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KEI
    “And no I do not look ciaraish”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    …He picked you for some reason…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Not OMARION but the other one RAZ B I think!

  • His_Mommy623

    *grabs Laker by the tiddays* why must u behave this way?? I did not see the request for a nakkid sammie (wtf is that anyways lmao) Lemme run this by Harlem and we shall inform u the answer by the end of this business day :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    (perks up @ BUBBLIN SUGA and ALBoy)

    :popcorn:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALBoy :kona: You aint shyt bruh! LMFAO!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    I got out the shower this morning and when I walked past the mirror I ended up staring at all the stab wounds I’ve incurred since I’ve met you. I ended up playing connect the dots with shaving cream and it turns out that the wounds make a heart. I see everything clearer now.
    ______________________________
    WTF she got a effn Halmark Greeting :shotsfired: #HIDINGINBUSHES
    #SHANKINGANKLES
    😆

  • ALBoy

    @ Mirs :blink: What? I miss My Boo :coffee: I know you Lurkin you Can <strike Get It Again Still Get It

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    YSO
    Al’s azz bein funny on the sly and he know it!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL
    “Has anyone seen my Boo MS SOLODIVA”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    I think she ran off on you with one of the new dudes dawg!

  • ALBoy

    @ Brown what did I do :shrug:

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: @Al….

    #Roastsomemeatandshewillfollowthearoma

    I hope it works out

  • Alex

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Hump, I’m an index fingerer……………..
    _______________________
    :cosign: and a Squirter
    ________
    Dawn
    You might be able to feel in for Laker…..If Sandy Rose gives you the ok.

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Choco
    ok….OK……. *flinches*

  • mirsmommy

    @AL, I heard she left you for @Man. :coffee:

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @Man

    Because we’ve been friends for 11 years and I guess he trust me.

    SN:
    Waiting on text code to post ad on Craigslist

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Awesome
    It will hurt Im gonna act like Gage in Pet Sematary 😆

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @his u know just wat to do now lick them they sore 🙂 so u willing to share harlem for a sammy hug wich means im in the middle you in the front and harlmen in the back i would be in the middle turning licking errthang in sight :lick: #hornyreadytobambamliketheflinstones

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @his u know just wat to do now lick them they sore 🙂 so u willing to share harlem for a sammy hug wich means im in the middle you in the front and harlmen in the back i would be in the middle turning licking errthang in sight :lick: #hornyreadytobambamliketheflinstones

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @MIRS
    “@AL, I heard she left you for @Man.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    She kept braggin bout how tight and juicy her chit was and that she could suck a bowling ball through a straw. I had to see for myself. :shrugs:

    **overrated**
    :coffee:

  • ALBoy

    @ Man I beat that Thang up and she left me :no:
    Thats how it usually happens when they see that I cant be monogmafied then they leave :no: Know your role is all Im saying

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @ALEX WELL IF U WOULDA ACT RIGHT U WOULD HAVE KNOWN AND TASTED THAT IM INREPLACEABLE AND NO U AINT BEY SO U CAn’T REPLACE THIS HOT WET MEXICAN PUZAZAY :nono:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    Just tell him your gonna help him by posting an ad on Craigslist and you will help filter the good from the bad!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kei You aint shyt either :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    I knew you wanted biggums

  • mirsmommy

    :dead: @ Man and AL

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    #hornyreadytobambamliketheflinstones
    _____________________________
    Pls insert your finger into you know where and see if it fits 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALBOY
    “I beat that Thang up and she left me
    Thats how it usually happens when they see that I cant be monogmafied then they leave Know your role is all Im saying”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, see, you must be treatin ’em like “they matter” or “they deserve full effort” and chit. That’s how the ones you don’t want to do nothing but screw fluck up they role.

    I just lay back and let the “aesthetically challenged” suck me off and do all the work. :yes:

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/lilbink?sk=info Kei

    @Pho

    :rofl:

    @Choco

    I got him I’ll make sure it’s a big burly dude…

  • ALBoy

    @ Kei he gone act like he mad at first then be talkin bout well did anybody respond I just want to know what kind of sick people are out there :no:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kei :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    @ Kei he gone act like he mad at first then be talkin bout well did anybody respond I just want to know what kind of sick people are out there
    ______________________

    :dead: Sooo true. 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALBoy I hate you a lot today bruh :rofl: !!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KEI
    “Because we’ve been friends for 11 years and I guess he trust me.
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    …and you thinking bout throwin that nigga on Craiglist! :rofl:
    **Denzel Voice**
    “My nigga…”

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    Is that his type can’t be if he asking you too – did you tell your hubby what he asked you? Just curious

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @!ALBOY
    “@ Kei he gone act like he mad at first then be talkin bout well did anybody respond I just want to know what kind of sick people are out there :no: ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Gay Friend: “Ima go on and contact this chick that hit me up on Craiglist, her name is ‘Prostate Smasher,’ so I can tell her how ‘deranged’ she is in person!” :yes:
    **puts on tennis skirt to go to meet up**

  • ALBoy

    @ Phrozen What? You know her lil Homeboy is Raz B Gay :shrug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man You stupid as hell bruh!!! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Well folks I’m bout to be out so yall have a good one

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALBoy :rofl: The way he talking he might be like Johnny Gill/Eddie Murphy gay…..

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    IDK I say try anything once that chit is sooooo FREAKY a man did that chit in front of me – RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP!

  • ALBoy

    Wait Kei is married 😆 have you asked your husband a hypothetical yet 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco Did what???? :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @choco
    “IDK I say try anything once that chit is sooooo FREAKY a man did that chit in front of me – RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP!”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :blink:
    Got :hump: with a strap-on in front of you???

  • Alex

    @Laker
    I love it when you play hard to get :whistle: she’s playing hard to get, she just won’t admit that she likes me

  • ALBoy

    @ Wonder Woman bye Baby see you bucknaked next time :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kei’s husband going to deactivate her facebook, then disconnect the internet from the house and cell too :rofl:

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco

    I am IMing now he said “If I was gay I would go for hairy men.” Yeah he’s gay and no I haven’t told my husband I will once he gets home. And I told him I put an ad on craigslist in the Transgendered section.

  • Dymond

    :no: i dont like a man that’s too freaky…they’ll be quick to say a hole is a hole…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    I KNOW YALL BISHES SAW ME SAY I WAS LEAVIN!

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Pho

    He has deactivated my facebook after I made his big gummed sister cry. But being the person I am I made a new one

  • ALBoy

    @choco :blink: the same scenario is what youre saying?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Man and PHRO
    Use his own dildo on his own azz – he used to :lick: all the time and that’s all he wanted to do which was fine by me but when he did that he took that chit too far!

    @Kei
    Da Hail he mean if I was gay – well dayum he didn’t say not to post an ad tho did he!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KEI

    :shocked:
    :blink:

    WAIT, YOU MARRIED???? Do you realize that nigga tryin to fluck your husband?????

    See, he tryin to see if you’d be willing to :hump: him in the azz, but what he REALLY tryin to see is if you have done it before. Because if you have then that means your husband must be down to get :hump: in the azz!

    :rofl: He tryin to be a mistress to your husband and chit and you don’t even realize it!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    thank you Al and I’m always naked

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Al

    I don’t think I have ever asked my husband if he would do that.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Al
    No he used it on himself the effn thing was the huge black dildo I would be afraid to put that thing in me he did it with ease I WAS DISTURBED and FELT CREEPY

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    Sooo flucking :dead: @ Kei…

    I think you are my new best e-friend. :hugs:

  • ChaCha

    WHO WANT IT?
    <——-

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE

    **SORRY FOR THE EXTRA SMILEYS IN POST 385 BUT LET THIS ONE SLIDE, YOU KNOW I’M USUALLY GOOD ABOUT THAT!**

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    He tryin to be a mistress to your husband and chit and you don’t even realize it!
    ____________________
    Your stupid but it is weird that he would ask her maybe @Kei he is after your husband :shrugs:

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Man

    Lmao that’s wow just wow.

  • ALBoy

    @ Brown Me too >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< we have a lot in common we might need to spend some "time " together :yes: see you later on though

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kei Bwahahaahahahah That shyt is #Ratchet! Ummm yeah he’s “the ghei” transgendered tho?!?! :no:

    @Choco Hell FLUCKIN naw!!!!!!!!!

    @Brown :cya:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    😆 @ Wonder
    Bye crazy WOMAN how you gonna lurk to see who said bye :rofl:

    @Kei Y you make his sister cry you damn well you have to elaborate especially since he deactivated your fb

  • Alex

    :offtopic:
    I just walked into my bathroom to find it covered in wading water. :crying: I don’t have time for this type of ish. I threw some towels down and I’m about to go have a drink!!!!!! Just too much for my nerves right now!!!!!! :warning:

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco

    He didn’t say don’t post it (ghey) click the name

    I’m going to hell

  • ALBoy

    @ Man @Kei I was thinking the same thing like Ole boy trying to get at your dude :no: you raping him was just a means to and end :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man :dead: But you have a very VALID point bruh!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @Cha

    I’d vote for ALBoy. That IS a natural born female right? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KEI

    think about it! Yall been “friends” for 11 years and I bet he ain’t e’en try to hit. And when he do he asking bout YOU bangin HIM out???? That chit don’t even make sense logically!

    :shocked: <<<your friend eyein your husband

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    I have an e-best friend!@ yso :hug:

    @ChaCha that’s a plus size barbie

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Man

    valid points!

  • Dymond

    :bye: wonderful

    and if i ever see a man using a dildo on himself :hurl:

    there is something wrong if a ninge just wanna eat you all the time

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kei is your dude hairy by any chance?? That moflo dropping hints like shyt!!!! 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @Kei

    I clicked the link…

    YOU. AIN’T. CHIT. :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dymond
    Yeah but I wasn’t feeling him like that and he had bank so EAT NIGGA EAT but I couldnt even let him do that after what I saw

    @Kei
    I can’t access craigslist
    @MAN or AL if yall click on her name forward the ad to me pls :hugs:

    @PHRO
    I don’t think you understand how I felt imaging seeing him do it with ease!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DYMOND
    “there is something wrong if a ninge just wanna eat you all the time”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    I got a friend and I wanna eat her so bad I’d be willing to change my diet for life and include her puss as part of the major food groups…

    … then again, I wanna fluck her too. :shrugs:

  • mirsmommy

    @Man, I think you may be on to something.

    @Kei, dude wants yo man, girl, he wants yo man.

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco

    she’s a bible thumper and doesn’t practice what she preaches so I called her bytch ass out on Facebook so she calls the house crying to my husband about it. After the whole thing I went back on fb ( before he deleted it) and posted Kim I would be mad too if my gums were bloated like yours.

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco

    she’s a bible thumper and doesn’t practice what she preaches so I called her bytch ass out on Facebook so she calls the house crying to my husband about it. After the whole thing I went back on fb ( before he deleted it) and posted Kim I would be mad too if my gums were bloated like yours.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    :nono: I hate chit like that

    Someone email me that damn ad pls

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Pho

    Nope he’s not

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @YSO

    I did nothing wrong I’m innocent

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    before he deleted it) and posted Kim I would be mad too if my gums were bloated like yours
    _______________________________
    :rofl: BISH YOU DOING WAY TO MUCH

    @Man
    That’s how he was he just wanted to :lick: Upon further thought that wasn’t such a bad situation – I would lie back and let him work!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @Choco

    Here you go:

    looking for first time fun – m4t – 25 (columbus)

    this is my first time trying this out..im kinda being interested for awhile to try this with a ts,shemale or tv must look like a women and hott ,i just wanna get sux and fucked and the same for you must be dd free dont send me emails just text me and pic so we can set something up ur pic gets my pic

    Just. Flucking. :dead:

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco email and I cannot stand her and she knows it.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @YSO :hugs: thx bew

    @Kei
    Idle time is the Devil’s playground but you know I know he glad as chit you did for him – NOW are you gonna tell hubby you put an ad on craigslist – he may think you are too involved : )

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I cannot stand her and she knows it.
    _________________________
    I dont know y but I like you 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KEI

    DID YOU POST THAT CHIT FOR REAL???
    :rofl:

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco

    My husband says the same thing and I wil not tell him I put the ad up but I will tell him about the him asking to do that to him. And he’s glad because he’s replying back to emails as we sit here typing.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    :newpost: is up.

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Man

    Sure did

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    I’ll blame everything on the pregnancy :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KEI

    WAIT, dis nigga started RESPONDING to the requests too?
    :rofl:

    I got tears in my eyes ova here! Youz my muthaflucka Kei, I fuggs with you. :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @Choco

    Dammit bish. You can’t have Kei too. 😡

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    And he’s glad because he’s replying back to emails as we sit here typing.
    ________________________
    SMDH NOW WTF Happens if he gets killed fuking around with them crazies tell his azz don’t be sooooo willing

  • Dymond

    :dead: @ Kei…i think you have taken the #ratchetaward for the day
    and with that folks im out and i wont be checking back in to see who said BYE either
    😆 @ wonderful

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Man

    He knows about the ad I’m just doing my one good deed for the day.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco WOW!

    @Kei 😆

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kei He’s replying?! ……. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    @Kei

    That’s why he came to you. He knew you would understand and give him what he really needed. A he/she to pound his azz into another dimension. 😆

    You have done your good deed for the year, ma’am. :thumbsup:

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco

    Nah, he’s not the type to go meet them right away. BTW he’s an ex marine so I’m sure he can handle himself being 6ft8

  • mirsmommy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    And he’s glad because he’s replying back to emails as we sit here typing.
    ________________________
    SMDH NOW WTF Happens if he gets killed fuking around with them crazies tell his azz don’t be sooooo willing
    ____________________

    He wanna get fugged in his azz bad as hail!!!! :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco

    Dammit bish. You can’t have Kei too.
    ________________________
    :rofl: I told you I WANT IT ALL :rofl: Don’t worry your next :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    Kei says:

    @Choco

    Nah, he’s not the type to go meet them right away. BTW he’s an ex marine so I’m sure he can handle himself being 6ft8
    _________________________

    Now he is just too damn big for that ghei shyt!!!! :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    He a ex marine and he think that a woman boinging him would do the job that mofo need a THERAPIST and quick

    @PHRO
    Wow about the dildo fuk man – GROSS is more LIKE IT but he ate the chit out my ______!

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    Don’t worry you guys will only have to put up with me and my shenanigans until March 1st until I’m due in May

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Now he is just too damn big for that ghei shyt!!!!
    _______________________
    :rofl: My thoughts exactly 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIuYir_AmQ YSoSerious

    :rofl: @ Mirs

    This is all just too flucking much…I can’t no more…

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    Lmao

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    CHIT You can’t leave yet the baby isn’t due until MAY Imma need to stick until then 😆

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco

    I go back to work March 1st and working up until I’m due which is the 17th.

  • mirsmommy

    CHOCO, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST EXIT!!!!! LOG THE FLUCK OFF YOUR COMPUTER, GO HOME, AND DO NOT RETURN UNTIL I TELL YOU TO DO SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @MIRS
    “Now he is just too damn big for that ghei shyt!!!!”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    ROFLMAO!

  • mirsmommy

    :blink: @Kei, you’re pregnant????? Congrats :cheer:

    But ummm, does the “Plunge Me” dude know that you’re pregnant???? If so, he has some real shyt goin on with him. Dude wants to get plunged by a pregnant female. :no: Crazy indeed.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco I bet he did with his weird ass! 😆

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    You on medical leave booo :hugs:

    @MIRS
    Are you too talking about dild fuk man :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phrozen
    Yep I knew something was amiss but when all you want is a :lick: he could’ve been male or female at that point #RATCHETUSER :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl:

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Mirs

    Thanks and no he doesn’t know I am and I want to keep it that way he might ask to suck some breast milk or some shyt.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    “Plunge Me” ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mirs, I think you are takin ol boy’s request as a personal insult cause you been goin IN on dat 6’8″ of dyck luvin nigga!

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    @Choco

    Nope just on vacation

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs :rofl:

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    My husband just sent a text saying he’s on his way home and I don’t have to cook ( like I was going to) this will be an interesting evening.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    to suck some breast milk or some shyt.
    _________________________
    😆

    @Kei
    :thumbsup:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My husband just sent a text saying he’s on his way home and I don’t have to cook ( like I was going to) this will be an interesting evening.
    ______________________________
    😆 YOu are soooo mooody and preggers :kiss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Aitte SR CAMP Im out be good and stay safe

  • http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/2202484625.html Kei

    Alright let me get off here. Everyone have a good evening and I will be sure to let you know how “Plunge me” (Mirs words) evening goes since I will read all about it tomorrow.
    :wave:

    @Choco

    not moody cracka better eat leftovers

  • mirsmommy

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    “Plunge Me” ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mirs, I think you are takin ol boy’s request as a personal insult cause you been goin IN on dat 6?8? of dyck luvin nigga!
    _________________________

    :rofl: Dude’s azz and height should be insulted for requesting that sick shyt. 😆

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @His
    I got out the shower this morning and when I walked past the mirror I ended up staring at all the stab wounds I’ve incurred since I’ve met you. I ended up playing connect the dots with shaving cream and it turns out that the wounds make a heart. I see everything clearer now. :love:
    _______________________

    :rofl: 😆

  • tintin1979

    Nick looking all good now.