Couple Claims $1 M Lottery Prize One Day Before It Expired

Sandra Rose February 16, 2011

A North Carolina couple has come forward to claim a $1 milion lottery prize the day before it was due to expire.

Yesterday, news spread that the winning lottery ticket had not been claimed and was due to expire today. Many thought the winner lost the ticket or forgot to check the numbers. Lottery winners have 180 days to claim their prizes.

But Erin and Raleigh Hill of North Carolina knew they had the winning ticket that they purchased in Stallings, near Matthews, in August 2010. They just weren’t ready to come forward. So they kept the $1 million lottery ticket secreted in various places, including a Bible, a shoebox and, finally, a work locker.

Midafternoon Tuesday, the nervous couple knew they had to face “the hoopla.” They drove to Raleigh to claim the Mega Million prize that was set to expire at 5 p.m. Wednesday, officials said.

That brought an end of recent frantic searches by others through glove compartments, cupboards and wallets — just in case they had the winning ticket.

The Hills each received a lump sum of $340,000 after taxes, the North Carolina Education Lottery said in a statement.

Danielle

Good for them! I guess they must have been living pretty good to begin with. If I won a million I would be ready to claim it that same day
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Congrats to them – Now I need to WIN!
Thehighyella1

but dang taxes took more than half..oh well some money is better than no money
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!
Mr.BluPhi

WHAT???? Yeah he been with her too long, cuz I know damn well any black person would have been tryin to get the money 30 minutes after they announced the winning number.

Im standing in line tryin to debate whether I should buy apples and lunch meat, or put gas in my car….and they got a million dollars jus sitting there.

Now Im mad.
Danielle

Thehighyella1 says:

but dang taxes took more than half..oh well some money is better than no money
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Yeah taxes took alot but she wrote they “each” recieved $340k so $680k still sound good to me lol.
StillASassyOne

@highYella,
Naw- taxes took a bit less than half. They got $680K combined. Taxes only took about 32%…the usual.

@listick
Dont you hate that?! All of a sudden, its an influx of the usually broke hoodrats and gutterbutts taking pics with money and name brands that they STILL can’t afford…negroes…
Luvmybabygirl samarra

@ Blu I concur. Hell if I won 30 dollars. i would be doing the george jefferson dance all the way down to the neighborhood 711
Danielle

@ Mr BluPhi

That’s basically what I said
Anna

lipstickbandit says:

Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!

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You are speaking the truth. They are going to rent new furniture, buy a a hooptie and they along w/the car will be broke in two weeks, and the furniture will get picked back up.
StillASassyOne

@blu

So astroglide and gasoline…? These two things don’t match. Why the astroglide?
Nicksocrazy

lipstickbandit says:

Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!
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I be saying the same thing. But I aint gonna get ish back, hell Turbotax said i owed. I logged out and really do want to file.

*grabs phone and searches for friends with kids I can claim*
StillASassyOne

@Anna

Do you ever wait to see whose house they going into and what they’re picking up when you see a Rent-A-Center van in your block?!

I be :rofl:. Like DAMN……they got your flat panel homie!!!!
Thetruth32

I’m with Blu… time the door open i’m there getting my mom. Sallie mae will be the first to get some,so they can get off my a**
Danielle

@Nicksocrazy

Yes indeed! I was told the same thing.
Mr.BluPhi

@ Danielle LOL.. I mean I guess its good that they could wait. But I already have a list of things Im doing if I ever win some money.

@ Luv LMFAOOOO….I found a five dollar bill in my pocket and jumped in the air. SMH…times is hard.
StillASassyOne

@nicksocrazy

You too, huh?@ Turbotax been saying I owe (them red numbers pop up in the upper right corner) since tax year 2008…..so I ain’t filed yet. But I’ma knock 2008-2010 out all together this year.

IRS said *Riley from Boondocks voice* “nigga, you better pay what you owe!”
TrinaLBC

Congrats to them…I know what I do with some of that $$!!
Queen_City Gem

But for real…I woulda been nervous as hell too.
After I got through jumpn around like “Reggie” in ‘All About the Benjamins’, I woulda had to think about that thang.

they in that small, country ass, undercover racist town wit all that money and attention Things could definitely go south real fast…
Nicksocrazy

StillASassyOne says:

Dont you hate that?! All of a sudden, its an influx of the usually broke hoodrats and gutterbutts taking pics with money and name brands that they STILL can’t afford…negroes…
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The ones round where i live but on section 8 no job deadbeat baby daddy with no job got hella kids and get back 7-8 thousand dollars on a 10000 w2 earning for the year. and then buy everything just for it to be broke within 6 months. #fail
Thetruth32

Anna says:

lipstickbandit says:

Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!

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You are speaking the truth. They are going to rent new furniture, buy a a hooptie and they along w/the car will be broke in two weeks, and the furniture will get picked back up.

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or in the mall buying everything in sight
Queen_City Gem

Mr.BluPhi says:

I found a five dollar bill in my pocket and jumped in the air. SMH…times is hard.
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I reacted the same way when I found a ten in my coat that I hadn’t worn since last winter. Don’t know what the hell I was thinkn leavn that in there…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

StillASassyOne says:

@highYella,
Naw- taxes took a bit less than half. They got $680K combined. Taxes only took about 32%…the usual.

@listick
Dont you hate that?! All of a sudden, its an influx of the usually broke hoodrats and gutterbutts taking pics with money and name brands that they STILL can’t afford…negroes

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@Anna and Sassy, it’s amazing how many used BMW’s, Mercedes, and Lexus’s I’ve seen cruising the mean streets this week with paper tags on the back. It’s funny how people splurge on these expensive cars but can’t maintain them, that’s why I did my research when I bought my car…It’s a Honda Accord which looks nice but the repairs are inexpensive…once the tax money runs out how are you going to fix that radiator on that Benz you just bought?
StillASassyOne

@Nick

THAT WAS MY NEXT RANT!! How the hell you on welfare with no job (getting paid off of MY taxes) then STILL get back $6K+ on money that you got for fukkin free from MY taxes!!

Yet- my azz who goes to work EVERY.GOT.DAMN.DAY can’t even get a refund on the taxes that I PAY from MY earnings and on top of that, am being told I OWE?!?!?!

You have NO idea how much that sh*t pisses me off!!!
tori-v

HAY YALL! I BEEN GONE FOR TOO LONG NOW ITS TIME I BRING IT BACK!
congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Swirl….now ima need him to take at least 6.00 of his winnings and buy some Jergens Hand lotion
off topic:MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Shout out to all the women who are “independent” around income tax refund time
Mr.BluPhi

@Sassy .. I have no idea. I don’t even use astro glide……………often. And I been washing my hands all day. Maybe i touched something in the teacher’s lounge I wasn’t suppose to…
Thetruth32

The ones round where i live but on section 8 no job deadbeat baby daddy with no job got hella kids and get back 7-8 thousand dollars on a 10000 w2 earning for the year. and then buy everything just for it to be broke within 6 months. #fail

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Nicksocrazy says:

lipstickbandit says:

Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!
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I be saying the same thing. But I aint gonna get ish back, hell Turbotax said i owed. I logged out and really do want to file.

*grabs phone and searches for friends with kids I can claim*

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DON’T DO IT!!! That’s why I WONT be getting a refund for the next few years….I claimed a bish kids and she let her baby daddy claim the too (who by the way doesn’t do Sh*t for them) and the IRS got my ass….and they put penalties and interest on me….I REPEAT….DONT DO IT!
Mr.BluPhi

@ Queen I can find a dollar in my pocket and my whole day will turn around. One time i found a 20 in my dash board…swear I almost wrecked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

LIPSTICK!
Nicksocrazy

@ danielle and SaSo

LOL. Ya’ll should of saw me at my computer i was like ok im see it going up but when i put ini the other w2’s the damn numbers starting going down, I was like oh hell naw. let me find out Turbotax false advertising talking about getting your maximum refund.

*looking at red numbers in the above box, “if this is my maximum refund i dont want it return to sender”.*
StillASassyOne

@Lipstick

YES!!! You noticed that too? Every year between Feb and May, almost every other car you see on the road has paper tags on them. And the people in them be stunting harder than a mug too.

These negroes be done went and bought a Nissan 350Z on an $11/hr salary, and then crying foul trying to trade the car in within 6 months when they see how hard gas, insurance and small replacements like TIRES is hitting they azz. Idiots!
Anna

StillASassyOne says:

@Anna

Do you ever wait to see whose house they going into and what they’re picking up when you see a Rent-A-Center van in your block?!

I be . Like DAMN……they got your flat panel homie!!!!

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I know when a homeowner dies and can’t sell the house the kids instead have to rent it out. When the new renters move in w/Rent A Center, Washer, Dryer, whole house full of furniture, they are not going to be renting for too long. If someone moves in a home w/Rent A Center furnishings expect the lease to be broken because 9 times out of 10 they don’t last 6 months.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

StillASassyOne says:

@Nick

THAT WAS MY NEXT RANT!! How the hell you on welfare with no job (getting paid off of MY taxes) then STILL get back $6K+ on money that you got for fukkin free from MY taxes!!

Yet- my azz who goes to work EVERY.GOT.DAMN.DAY can’t even get a refund on the taxes that I PAY from MY earnings and on top of that, am being told I OWE?!?!?!

You have NO idea how much that sh*t pisses me off!!!

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You can get back a refund if you’re on welfare????Well why the hell am I childless and in school then? WTF
Daisy

NC stand UP
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

lol why is the money split between a married couple

@nick
6 months is a stretch try 3 days they get checks on friday that money spent by monday

@sassy
u got the wrong tax person
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

BROWNIE!!! Give me the Luscious!!!! ::kiss::
Mr.BluPhi

Ohhhh chit….speakin of Rent-a-Center I owe then $112.00 dollars today. Yeah, imma bout to turn my phone off, cuz they sho will call a n**ga about 50 times. And leave about 7 voicemails.
Queen_City Gem

Mr.BluPhi says:
One time i found a 20 in my dash board…swear I almost wrecked.
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you musta been balln outta control the day you left that up there and forgot it was there :lolol:
Nicksocrazy

lipstickbandit says:

DON’T DO IT!!! That’s why I WONT be getting a refund for the next few years….I claimed a bish kids and she let her baby daddy claim the too (who by the way doesn’t do Sh*t for them) and the IRS got my ass….and they put penalties and interest on me….I REPEAT….DONT DO IT!
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oh i know i aint that desperate cuz i know Irine(IRS)is debo when it come to her money so i dont want no parts with her.
StillASassyOne

Mr.BluPhi says:

@ Queen I can find a dollar in my pocket and my whole day will turn around. One time i found a 20 in my dash board…swear I almost wrecked.

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I know the feeling!!! I opened up a bill from my dentist office in the car one day thinking its a bill, and it was a refund for $84, I damn near hit a tree trying to u-turn and deposit that joint before they stopped payment on it!
Queen_City Gem

Rent-a-center will harrass the hell out ur ass…and will try to ask for you like they one of your homies or somethin

One time they called my house lookn for my cuz. I hung up on that dude and he called right back like “why you hang up on me”…
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

36 eastpointvet says:

lol why is the money split between a married couple
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I had the same thought
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Anna says:

StillASassyOne says:

@Anna

Do you ever wait to see whose house they going into and what they’re picking up when you see a Rent-A-Center van in your block?!

I be . Like DAMN……they got your flat panel homie!!!!

~~~~~~~~
I know when a homeowner dies and can’t sell the house the kids instead have to rent it out. When the new renters move in w/Rent A Center, Washer, Dryer, whole house full of furniture, they are

not going to be renting for too long. If someone moves in a home w/Rent A Center furnishings expect the lease to be broken because 9 times out of 10 they don’t last 6 months.

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I will never rent a damn thang!!! That’s why I will never do another car note…I hate paying for something that can possibly taken away at any moment. Like my friend rented a bedroom set and they came to his house at 1:30am and took the damn bed with him still in it..and the other day I was getting in my car and the rent a center truck swerved up on me tryna get info on my neighbors cause they weren’t answering the door. Hiding out and parking your car three complexes down cause you know the repo man is coming…that’s no way to live.
FABULOSALAKER

@mr.blu u gon wreck for 20 dollas and pay 2000.00 to pay for the wreck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

@Brownie….the email you sent me about the damn wings had tears in my eyes….the nerve of him! >:( and why ol boy called me at 1:30…politely sent his ass to the vmail.
Nicksocrazy

@lipstickbandit

Yup, i be mad too, they work long enough to get some income so they can file and quit or get fired and they dont care. Yet me who works got to foot the bill for you all year round and you get a fat refund.
Dawn

I would seek an attorney first, set up an anonymous trust then claim my money. Then I would donate the bulk of it to Childrens Healthcare of Atlanta’s NICU unit side B bed # 4 to help families of any infant in that bed….
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@lipstick…I had a loan company offer me $500 to tell where my friend is hiding his car.
StillASassyOne

@nick

I’m with lipstick. Dont try that claiming other folks kids thing. They done got hip to that. My cousin got caught two years ago doing that with my other cousins kids and they audited the hell out of her!!

I started to do it when I first owed in 2008, and use my nephews but I luckily found out through the grapevine that that dumb ho (their mother) had also given their socials to her aunt to use. I sad: “uhhh- no. I don’t need that drama…..”

@Anna- you are absoulutely right on that! RAC furniture means you’re stunting on a budget. Better grab a blow-up mattress and a milk crate and be happy!

@Lisptick
HELL.MUHFUKKN.YES!!! I was TOO thru when I found that these welfare bishes who don’t even work still are OBLIGATED to file taxes and they STILL get the EIC! I was ready to leave the damn country after that!! Aint that some sh*t?!
candibfly

break me off a piece of that
free

there is more to this story. no black man winning the lotto is going to put the ticket in his bible. sorry. and then this weirdness of a split of the funds. somebody was trying to think of how to cash without the other knowing.

lol, my husband said the irs must have sent refunds cause like 15 of his employees called in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Off topic: So im sitting in class and all of a sudden someone phone rings..and the funny part was it was a white dude with boat shoes on, the preppy type…and his ringtone was “you wanna see some a** I wanna see some cash” make it rain…now it was funny cause I wouldn’t think someone like him would have that as a tone…I never understood why people have raunchy songs as ringtones, especially ones with cussing in it…call me a prude but I think it’s inappropriate.
free

or their families knowing…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Lipstick, I fixed me a nice juicy steak, got full and went to sleep. Apparently when he got in he smelled the remnants and asked “Did you fix me one”
No sir, you had wings
Mr.BluPhi

@ Sassy LMFAOOOOOOOOO. And when I find money, i be in church that Sunday. Praising Jesus, and aint put a dime of it in church.

I do pay my tithes btw
StillASassyOne

@East
Yeah – I know. But I’m about to clean all that up this year. I got a recommendation for a tax guy from some “wealthy” friends of mine who basically told me that this dude can pull a rabbit out of a donkey’s azz with your taxes. I’m finna go see him!

@Blu
I rented a laptop from RAC one time during college because my computer had basically died on me. I was ONE day late on that payment and them fools started calling my friends and every reference I put down!!! I was HEATED!
FABULOSALAKER

I WORK MONDAY THRU FRIDAY 40HRS A WEEK AND BISH BE HAPPY FOR INCOME TAZ TIME TO ROLL AROUND BUT WILL NOT SIT HERE AND TRY TO CLAIM OTHER PEOPLES KIDS OR SIT ON MY AZZ ALL YEAR SO OTHERS CAN TAKE CARE OF MY AZZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

CorporateQueen says:

@lipstick…I had a loan company offer me $500 to tell where my friend is hiding his car.

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Funny, the bish who set me up with the taxes had a title loan out and before we fell out she used me as a reference…well they called me looking for her car and let’s just say….the bish is bus passing it these days
Mr.BluPhi

@LipStick

I HATE that damn song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Corp did you snitch?!?!?!?!
Danielle

@ Lipstick

Now renting furniture and a financing a car are 2 totally different things and should not be compared. That’s like saying you won’t buy a house because it will be taken away if you lose your job. It’s the way of life for all average folk. Everything cost money!!
Silhouette

If I ever won the lottery I would hire an attorney and have them claim it on my behalf in a trust. I don’t have time for folks coming out the woodworks with hat in hand.
StillASassyOne

@corp

SHiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddd…did you snitch?!

I’da called my friend like: “hey-they offering $500 for me to snitch, can you meet it or beat it?”
KDub

I am taking a LOOOOOONG lunch to see if these folks stayed in Raleigh last night and still might be hanging around…close to the Lottery Commission down off Yonkers Rd. Or they might be at RDU trying to fly out somewhere…Bish broke and they got money to loan.

If I find them, I think I am gonna ask HIM. I don’t feel like talking to Becky right now.
candibfly

don’t u end up paying like $4000 for a laptop at those rent a center places? interest rate be like 18374839%
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

Lipstick, I fixed me a nice juicy steak, got full and went to sleep. Apparently when he got in he smelled the remnants and asked “Did you fix me one”
No sir, you had wings

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LMAO he had the NERVE and AUDACITY to ask if you fixed him one? Should have asked for a side of steak sauce to go with his wings, maybe the smell of your steak wouldn’t have hit him so hard when he walked thru the door. Hmpph, these men are a mess…
StillASassyOne

@Brown
Me and you are >>>>>>>>>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<<<<<<<< with Corp!
Mr.BluPhi

@Blu
I rented a laptop from RAC one time during college because my computer had basically died on me. I was ONE day late on that payment and them fools started calling my friends and every reference I put down!!! I was HEATED!
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@ Sassy lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!:rofl:

I got a washer and dryer. I was a day late and they came to my house to get the payment. They parked in the back and didn’t stand in front of the peep hole. Really?? smh
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@Brown…Nope. I know that we fell out…I wish I had!!!

@lipstickbandit..Were you offered money? I didn’t even know they did that.
candibfly

i got my tax refund and a bytch is feelin like Donald Trump today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Danielle says:

@ Lipstick

Now renting furniture and a financing a car are 2 totally different things and should not be compared. That’s like saying you won’t buy a house because it will be taken away if you lose your job. It’s the way of life for all average folk. Everything cost money!!

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You’re right, I just personally hated the whole car note thing….especially since cars depreciate as soon as you drive off the lot. I know sometimes you have to finance, but if I had the choice I wouldn’t do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Sassy aint that it! MEET IT OR BEAT IT!
NOTE TO ALL: DO NOT PUT ME DOWN AS A REFERENCE BECAUSE IF THEY OFFER ME MONEY I’M SNITCHIN!!!!!
It’s a recession
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

so corp what u buy with that 500 lol
KDub

So they kept the $1 million lottery ticket secreted in various places, including a Bible, a shoebox and, finally, a work locker
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They hid it in a WORK locker? As in…a locker at work? I know HE done seen “Set It Off” and what the hail happens when you HIDE shyt atcho job!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

CorporateQueen says:

@Brown…Nope. I know that we fell out…I wish I had!!!

@lipstickbandit..Were you offered money? I didn’t even know they did that.

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No they didn’t offer me money…but after she set me up with the taxes I gladly told them where she lived…even offered to let them trail me to her house….Karma is a bish.
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@Sassy…dayum you rough…LOL…
StillASassyOne

@Blu
I hate that damn song as well. Makes me mouth twitch…

@Candi
I think it was like $28/week or something. I didn’t plan on keeping it long though. I was coming up on finals and term papers and stuff, and I just needed it to get me through the end of that semester….until I could use my student rebate check to get another one before the next semester started.

LAWD I MISS COLLEGE!! Them refund checks were better than ANY income tax check! The week before classes started each semester, I was ALWAYS richer than a muhfucka…and the week after classes started, I’d be back to eating pop tarts and hot pockets.

Those were the days!
Mr.BluPhi

@ Laker

I woke from 6:30-4:30 mon-fri teaching (or better yet teenage-sitting) other ppls kids. And 2 weekends out of the month I teach Saturday school. And the IRS has the AUDACITY to tell me I owe money.

So Imma be honest, if I could claim someone’s kid, I would have. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

My azz need to get a dayum refund for not havin any kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@lipstick karma is bytch and death is her sister
candibfly

i miss the refund checks too

HOWEVER, i’m paying that shyt back RIGHT NOW and i hate it

re: the story, i don’t get what waiting a day before the ticket expires is going to do?
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

80 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

My azz need to get a dayum refund for not havin any kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 real!!!! It’s my money and I want it now
Thetruth32

LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

My azz need to get a dayum refund for not havin any kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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StillASassyOne

@Candi

Aww…go to hell…..

Actually, no. I love you Candi!! Wanna help pay my back taxes then?
Silhouette

@Dawn I said the same thing about a trust! That would be a very nice donation to NICU my God son was a preemie and spent a lot of time in NICU here. That hospital bill was out this world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

@Blu….I don’t know if you’ve heard “Bring it back” by the same dudes who made “make it rain” but as raunchy as “bring it back” is that is my F-ing JAM!!!!!! Im really reserved, but when that song comes on! You can’t tell me I’m not a feature act at Magic City or Onyx
StillASassyOne

LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

Sassy aint that it! MEET IT OR BEAT IT!
NOTE TO ALL: DO NOT PUT ME DOWN AS A REFERENCE BECAUSE IF THEY OFFER ME MONEY I’M SNITCHIN!!!!!
It’s a recession

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*Denzel in “Training Day” voice* “My niggaaaaa….”
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

Speaking of claiming other folks kids:

My girl sold her baby out to others for refunds for many years. Now the Irs doesn’t believe her child is hers and even with the birth certificate they will not allow her to claim her child this year.
Mr.BluPhi

Ok I jus looked at the picture again…. I have 2 questions:

1. Why is his neck so shiny?
2. Why are his knuckles so white?
KDub

re: the story, i don’t get what waiting a day before the ticket expires is going to do?
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THAT shyt was BECKY’S gotdayum bright idea! He a brother! He was prolly tryna make the 3 hour drive to Raleigh the NIGHT he found out they had a winner…and SIT in front of the Lottery Commission til that bish opened the next morning!
KDub

Ok I jus looked at the picture again…. I have 2 questions:

1. Why is his neck so shiny?
2. Why are his knuckles so white?
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Why he look like the actor Wendell Pierce?
StillASassyOne

LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

My azz need to get a dayum refund for not havin any kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It’s not fair how they reward the lazy and penalize the hard-working in this country. I say that all the time!

@Blu
Yeah- they showed up at my door after my 3rd day late to come get it. I sent my mama to the door. She said: “well she aint here, and you damn sure cant come in here and look for it! So back up a little please…thank you. *slams door*

My mama is my muhfukkin nigga!!!
candibfly

shiiiiiiiid soon as my numbers hit, i’m callin in sick to work and heading down to the lotto headquarters

u can bombard me with requests if u want but if ion fux with u i’m just gon say
Mr.BluPhi

lipstickbandit says:

@Blu….I don’t know if you’ve heard “Bring it back” by the same dudes who made “make it rain” but as raunchy as “bring it back” is that is my F-ing JAM!!!!!! Im really reserved, but when that song comes on! You can’t tell me I’m not a feature act at Magic City or Ony
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Bring it back by Travis P is on my Ipod. But I HATE “Make It Rain”…with a passion
candibfly

SASO i got five whole dollars on it

nig over here tryin to pay $— back in student loans (i can’t say the number or i’ll cry)
KDub

She said: “well she aint here, and you damn sure cant come in here and look for it! So back up a little please…thank you. *slams door*
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Let me find out Mama Sassy is a “G” like Mama KDubz
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@Sassy says:
She said: “well she aint here, and you damn sure cant come in here and look for it! So back up a little please…thank you. *slams door*

My mama is my muhfukkin nigga!!!
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Your mama is a OG I like her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

CorporateQueen says:

Speaking of claiming other folks kids:

My girl sold her baby out to others for refunds for many years. Now the Irs doesn’t believe her child is hers and even with the birth certificate they will not allow her to claim her child this year.

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Are you freaking serious? why was she letting ppl claim them all that time? When people don’t have a job is that the only reason they let other people claim their kids?
StillASassyOne

re: the story, i don’t get what waiting a day before the ticket expires is going to do?
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THAT shyt was BECKY’S gotdayum bright idea! He a brother! He was prolly tryna make the 3 hour drive to Raleigh the NIGHT he found out they had a winner…and SIT in front of the Lottery Commission til that bish opened the next morning!

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^^^^ SH*T- that’d be my plan!!!!!! I’d have drove however many miles, gas tank on “E” if necessary, and sat in front of that damn building till it opened! Woulda been following the morning shift security guard to the door with their keys. Holding my bladder and sleeping in the car all night and everything! Then like “DC” Curry said in “Next Friday”….”And once I got my money, I was GONE!!!”
Mr.BluPhi

@ Sassy

Yo mama is alright with me.
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@KDub…we were thinking the same thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Mr.BluPhi says:

lipstickbandit says:

@Blu….I don’t know if you’ve heard “Bring it back” by the same dudes who made “make it rain” but as raunchy as “bring it back” is that is my F-ing JAM!!!!!! Im really reserved, but when that song comes on! You can’t tell me I’m not a feature act at Magic City or Ony
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Bring it back by Travis P is on my Ipod. But I HATE “Make It Rain”…with a passion

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You ever wonder where they get the hood chick back up singers from? The girls singing the chorus on “make it rain” sound just like the chicks singing the chorus on Ludacris “P*ssy Poppin” song…listen and compare the voices, I swear it’s the same chicks.
Alex

@Lipstick
I’ve been meaning to check out Onyx. How would u rate it? Assuming u have been…..
MissHarlem

CANDI hold me I am 72 dollars short of 500 a month in student loans fluck dept of ed
Mr.BluPhi

candibfly says:

SASO i got five whole dollars on it
nig over here tryin to pay $— back in student loans (i can’t say the number or i’ll cry)
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I’ve paid back $15,088 in student loans. And when I called to see how much I have left to pay them muthaf**kas said…….(tries to remember real thugs don’t cry)…..they said I still owe like $870. I took out ONE student loan for grad school…ONE….
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@lipstick says:

Are you freaking serious? why was she letting ppl claim them all that time? When people don’t have a job is that the only reason they let other people claim their kids?
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Exactly, each year she never worked long enough to even file taxes. This was her first year being able to keep a job worth filing on.
StillASassyOne

@Corp & Kdub
Hell….ya’ll just don’t know! My mama acts real siddity and bourgie until she gets annoyed/pissed/somebody tries her. Then, I truly believe, “King Kong aint got nothing on her!!”

@Candi
I’ll take the $5! I go into a depression everytime Md. Higher Education Coommission send me that monthly invoice for my loans too. I feel your pain…:hug:

@Lipstick
I told you IRS is getting hip to that. And they’ll let others claim them if they didn’t have a job or if their job didn’t pay enough. For example, my cousin had twins in 2009 but at her job, she had worked under the table most of the year except for the last 3 months when they paid her “legally.” Her filing on her own would only get her back a little over $3k (I think), but she let my other cousin who had worked all year (but still made under $40K) file, and my cousin got back close to $10K for them to split. So she came out better letting somebody else claim her kids. Got back $5k, instead of $3k.
candibfly

*holds harlem tight* ion think they report it to ur credit unless u 30 days or more late.

my kids (if i ever have any) gon have to get scholarships bc i’ll still be paying back my loans when they try to go
Mr.BluPhi

@LipStick

I thought that was Just Britney on “Make It Rain”….lol. But I do wonder where they get them hood chicks from. And I wish I could see them in the studio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Alex says:

@Lipstick
I’ve been meaning to check out Onyx. How would u rate it? Assuming u have been…..

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I haven’t been but I live right down the street from there…so this spring Im sure ill be a regular lol…..so where do you go??? To Phase or ATL live??? Im not gay or lez but all my friends are so I be knowing all the spots…we may actually know some of the same people. You know a chick named Q? I think she calls herself the bachelor.
candibfly

try owing somewhere close to 80k

when the hell did it rack up like that?! just had to go to carolina and grad school huh. go to school to get a good job only to have to give ur salary over to the man. when will the cycle end?
ChaCha

HEY AGAIN ERRYBAWDY….
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

try owing somewhere close to 80k

when the hell did it rack up like that?! just had to go to carolina and grad school huh. go to school to get a good job only to have to give ur salary over to the man. when will the cycle end?
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It doesn’t.

HEYYYYYY MY PEEPS
StillASassyOne

@Blu & Miss Harlem

Awww! Don’t cry! Woo-woo-woo. However, I wil stop complaining now! $428/month?! Damn! I be whining about $174!!! I’ll shut my mouth now.

And I originally only took out 1 loan too, Blu. But then I started feeling myself and tried to move out of my mama’s house on an $11/hr job….and so you can guess what I was using to s ubsidize my “lifestyle” and buy furniture and sh*t.
leapyearpisces

@KDUB,

Because the twins and I would have to camp out in the parking lot of the headquarters…LOL….

KDUB,

Girl, I went to pick up my son’s medicine at the health department, and it was this girl that came up in there, talking all LOUD on her cell phone talking about she caught TRICH ….and she is talking THIS LOUD!!!!!! Anyhoo, she goes on to say how the dr. said that her coochie [she didn’t use these words] was still tight because she hadn’t had sex in 3 months [lying arse…. she was on the phone with some dude] and evidently they started going back and forth and she yells out I didn’t give you know damn TRICH you probably gave it too me, and the Dr. said its very common… and starts cussing and errythang…well I am not one that is easily phased..but girl, I almost fainted in that pharmacy room out of embarassment for her….I am serious..I got all lightheaded and the room started spinning…if one of the techs hadn’t told her to take it outside…I know I would have left on a stretcher…LOL…that’s how EXTRA and GHETTO she was being…she was saying very INTIMATE things and talking about the disease…I was like damn..thats how they get down in Wake County? LOL… I hate going to the health department. I will be so glad when my son is done with this PREVENTIVE [he does not have it] TB medicine…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

ladies I’m redoin my bedroom so I bout this black headboard that sits in front of the window so I was thinkin red gray and black so red sheers or gray, and also can’t decide on the comforter
MissHarlem

CABDI girl they take it every month and I dont play with them I paid them THOUSANDS and I still have more to go something must give I tell ya I just cant go onnnnnnnnn
because if they cant get scholarships I just dont know what else is left for them because I be damned if I am payin off two loans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

candibfly says:

try owing somewhere close to 80k

when the hell did it rack up like that?! just had to go to carolina and grad school huh. go to school to get a good job only to have to give ur salary over to the man. when will the cycle end?

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Although im in school I feel college is a conspiracy…why do you have to pay to get a higher education which they make it necessary to go to college to get a decent job (their are exceptions) THEN they put interest on the money they loan you to go to college…THEN you’re not even guaranteed a job making enough to pay the damn money back SMH
Alex

@Lipstick
Neither of those. I’m not really a club person. I have only been to Phase once and that was years ago. Haven’t been to ATL Live in a very long time either. I prefer small parties or get togethers. Nope, don’t know anyone named Q or the bachelor. But I heard Onyx charges a bit to get in. Haven’t been to Magic City either. Went to Strokers a couple of times as wasn’t impressed at all. Don’t know what all the hoopla is about.
StillASassyOne

@Candi

Well damn!! But you finished grad school and only owe $80k? That’s about right!

I came out of undergrad owing $19k and did one semester of grad school…but haven’t finished yet because I did some quick math and figure out that my grad program was going to cost me $60K in the long run….so I’d have been at $80K too…and sitting somewhere under my desk trying to slit my wrists with a spork everytime my invoice came….
ChaCha

@ SASO and her woo woo wooo I can hear you saying that in my head!
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

candibfly says:

my kids (if i ever have any) gon have to get scholarships bc i’ll still be paying back my loans when they try to go
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Now that’s what I always say. When they come out the womb…hire a tutor or homeschool up to a point where they surpass other students in their grade level.
StillASassyOne

Hey Mirs!!!
candibfly

@harlem like dave chapelle said they gon have to sell dope or play ball, u choose cause i just can’t!

something’s got to give u hear me?! i can’t do this for 30 more years. but i have a plan, once i pay one bill off i put that money towards the student loan, apply the extra to the principal (cause i only been payin off the damn interest) and it will take shorter (still a lot of years but not as many and i won’t be payin back as much)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

CHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACACHACHACHACHACHA!

MEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRKKKKKKKAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!
MissHarlem

SASO I forgot to mention the 67 cents LAWWWWWWDDDDDD why do they need 67 cents 428 is ENOUGH NOOOOOOOOOOO
candibfly

SASO only reason i don’t owe more is because i worked at GWU while i went there and they paid for school (still got me a lil refund check cause that $30k a year wasn’t doin much in DC )
CFREE

Damn uncle tom raped the chit out that 1mil, they got back340,000
StillASassyOne

@ChaCha
Hey love!!!

@Lipstick
I agree as well. College aint shyt but another hustle and another way for the govt & large banks to profit off of the “dreams” and “goals” of the weary…..and suckered.
sexyphillygirl

I dont even look at my student loan statement because I know I will climb on top of city hall and start shooting people smh
candibfly

$359.32 and that’s JUST to the dept of education, let’s not mention the private loans i have from sallie mae and citi bank!

seriously, kids need to learn about loans in school. seems fun getting refund checks, but not when u finally have to pay it back
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@leapyearpisces #117…that story was HEE-LAR-IOUS!!!!
Phrozen1der

I’d take $340K…..
KDub

I got TEARS @Leap…..TEARS….cause they are soooooooo cah-razee and I believe ERRY word you said! It really used to be bad when Vital Records used to be down there in the same building. LAWRD.
MissHarlem

CANDI thats how I pay all my bills I carry over so that I either get a credit, owe less or the months lessen. I am doin that with my school loans so if I pay them this amount for 4 years straight I will be done as oppose to 8 years but damn 428.67 is A LOT when you got rent, bills etc. WHERE IS MY RICH HUSBAND THIS CANT BE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

CHA CHA heyyyy girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Alex says:

@Lipstick
Neither of those. I’m not really a club person. I have only been to Phase once and that was years ago. Haven’t been to ATL Live in a very long time either. I prefer small parties or get togethers. Nope, don’t know anyone named Q or the bachelor. But I heard Onyx charges a bit to get in. Haven’t been to Magic City either. Went to Strokers a couple of times as wasn’t impressed at all. Don’t know what all the hoopla is about.

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Someone told me they charge $10, but I seriously doubt it…I know one thing…on Saturdays it be jumping like it’s a regular club and not a strip club, like people actually go there like it the Velvet Room or something…Im going to go soon though. I just don’t want to give away my dollars. Rickey Smile said when he goes to the club he throw dollars then picks them back up and throws them again…make it “re-rain” I can get with that concept
candibfly

shiiit i’d take $34, all i want to do is fill up my tank! iono even think that would fill it up
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ChaCha :hugs Mirs
TruGemini

CFREE says:

Damn uncle tom raped the chit out that 1mil, they got back340,000
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A piece, 340K a piece.

Yeah, even with 680K they still got fukkd in the ass but not as hard
candibfly

@harlem i been lookin for that rich husband too, but i guess i’m not as sophisticated as vivica or luda’s chick eulogy to land me one
Phrozen1der

They EACH got $340K it states…….which means Uncle Sam only got $320K
candibfly

$10 in the tank don’t go far these days

i still be stuntin on less than a quarter tank what!
StillASassyOne

@MissH
Oh no!! Don’t cry!! And they could have at least let you keep that .67!! They didn’t need to rape you for your pocket change as well!

@Candi
Who are you telling?! I was doing grad at JHU and even my little $36K salary at the time wasn’t cutting it and I was living in Baltimore trying to save money while working! I had to chuck that one the deuces. I’m trying to get my job now to *ahem* subsidize my grad education. But you know how the govt is. “We don’t pay for degrees. We pay for classes that may lead to a degree.”

ehh…whatever the fukk ever, feds. Just pay for SOMETHING, sh*t! :eyeroll:
candibfly

*leaps over the empire state building to embrace cha cha* :wave:

harlem guess who’s coming to dinner in March?!
Alex

@Candi…..that’s chump change.

@Wonder Woman
U should wait until after u get the comforter before buying the sheers and pull out a color…but not a dominate color. Don’t want everything to be matchy matchy. The colors you picked will go well together. What color are your walls? Sorry, this is one of the things I enjoy doing.
MissHarlem

CANDI we are not classy enough we have to be on that level or girl even higher like Tiny to get that again this cant be life. I also think they need to school people on these loans because had it been up to me I would of just went to college to socialize and teach my damn self at these prices. Hookers cant even afford this chit now a days
candibfly

it is alex every time i look down that bytch (my car) is tellin me i only have 35 miles left of fuel!
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@lipstick—Ricky Smiley wrong for that “pay whatchu owe nicca, pay whatchu owe. If a chick poppin’ it right…don’t be stingy…Make it Rain!!!!

This girl at Majic was so off the chain…came out when it was time for me to leave…she would have got a “Thunderstorm” from me.
candibfly

knowing what i know NOW i woulda stayed my azz in TX and taken the money they gave me to go there hmmph or just paid the cheap in state tuition. i swear carolina hated out of state students
MissHarlem

SASO ok I will stop crying you feel my pain about some damn flucking .67 cents

CANDI YESSSSSSSS Come on girl and I cook very well too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Alex they’re white, the problem is that I dont know what comforter I want and I have no patience so I’m buyin one today but may change it later. The one I may get today is black white and gray
leapyearpisces

@ Corp, yes m’am…you can’t make stuff like that up…LOL….girl, I was about to join Elizabeth [Fred Sanford] yestersday, messing with that ghetto bird and she had the fire engine red microbraids….the 10.00 Trac Phone and everything..her azz LOOKED the part of a dirty azz trick anyway…woo..that chile embarassed me for her…LOL…
Alex

CorporateQueen says:

This girl at Majic was so off the chain…came out when it was time for me to leave…she would have got a “Thunderstorm” from me.
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What night of the week was this? Wanna make sure I catch her.
leapyearpisces

Kdub,

I want to transfer his script to Durham County, but I am SCURRRED..because you know how Durham is, if they acting like that in Wake County….I don’t think I would be ready to see what goes on at the HD in Durham County…LMAO!
free

candibfly says: try owing somewhere close to 80k

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so glad to know i’m not the only one. i’m in the 60s and still dispute that shit but too lazy to go back through all them damn papers. i just resigned myself to being a slave to the usded for life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

My hubcap just told gums we would come up there Sunday
#badmood
Alex

Well, you could do some red sheers and get some red accent pillows and vases or something like that. The red will “pop” since your walls are white.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

CorporateQueen says:

@lipstick—Ricky Smiley wrong for that “pay whatchu owe nicca, pay whatchu owe. If a chick poppin’ it right…don’t be stingy…Make it Rain!!!!

This girl at Majic was so off the chain…came out when it was time for me to leave…she would have got a “Thunderstorm” from me.

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That’s why I don’t frequent the strip clubs because I be wanting to tip and if I don’t have it like that there’s no need to go….that’s just like you going to a restaurant and not paying for your meal when you leave…Pay them girls for their services.
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

leapyearpisces says:

@ Corp, yes m’am…you can’t make stuff like that up…LOL….girl, I was about to join Elizabeth [Fred Sanford] yestersday, messing with that ghetto bird and she had the fire engine red microbraids….the 10.00 Trac Phone and everything..her azz LOOKED the part of a dirty azz trick anyway…woo..that chile embarassed me for her…LOL…
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Hell to the naw. Now, what if the dude that hit…looks half way decent…he probably climbing up in another girl’s cooch as we speak… after hitting that.
StillASassyOne

candibfly says:

it is alex every time i look down that bytch (my car) is tellin me i only have 35 miles left of fuel!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^thought only I had this problem!

Anyway- gotta go to this boring azz office mtg for the next 2 hrs. I’ll try to catch ya’ll when I get back!

Behave (NOT!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Alex I was thinkin that. I’ve looked at some red vases and pillows I just have to decide what I want
Phrozen1der

@Candi You are NOT alone…I’m like $42 for this tank….hmmmm I’m riding this joint OUT!!!!!
http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

@leapyearprincess says:

That’s why I don’t frequent the strip clubs because I be wanting to tip and if I don’t have it like that there’s no need to go….that’s just like you going to a restaurant and not paying for your meal when you leave…Pay them girls for their services.
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Always tip for good service.
Phrozen1der

@Kei @”gums”
mirsmommy

Heyyyy Sasso (glad to have you back), Wonda Woman, Corp,

*hula hoops over to Candi* Heyyyyy Candi
Alex

@Lipstick
Yeah, I heard it’s at least $20 on Saturday. I’ll probably hit it up in the next couple of wks. If u go before I do….give me a recap.
BruhMan5th Flr

candibfly says:

knowing what i know NOW i woulda stayed my azz in TX and taken the money they gave me to go there hmmph or just paid the cheap in state tuition. i swear carolina hated out of state students
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You aint neva lie!!!!! 50k in the hole Son!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

@Phro

that’s what we call her or chiclet teeth
MissHarlem

MIRS heyyyy and if you still have that rat gravi you my bish
Alex

candibfly says:

it is alex every time i look down that bytch (my car) is tellin me i only have 35 miles left of fuel!
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I’m glad I work from home so $20 in gas can last me 2 wks. I need that break.
Alex

Hey Mirs
mirsmommy

Heyyyyy Harlem I still got it.

#ratnation
mirsmommy

Heyyyyyy Alex What it do????
BruhMan5th Flr

Alex says:

I’m glad I work from home so $20 in gas can last me 2 wks. I need that break.

Can I get a job? Where do I sign up? please!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

Alight I’ll see you all next week :wave: Have a good weekend and shyt
mirsmommy

Kei says:

@Phro

that’s what we call her or chiclet teeth
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Tell Mr. Ed gums, I said, “Willllllburrrrrrr!!!!!!”
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

That ticket would have been claimed the same day
FABULOSALAKER

BACK FROM LUNCH WHAT WE TALKN BOUT PEEPS??
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

How was lunch? @Laker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Aww snap Chico Debarge will be here next week!
Candi I know it’s not El but dammit it’s close enough!
Alex

@Wonder Woman
Sounds like you have ideas. You just have to choose and go with it. I just bought a new set for my room….but my wall is orange so it’s hard to find what I want and I’m not ready to paint again.
Phrozen1der

@Kei @Mirs #Ratchet!
FABULOSALAKER

@CEO IT WAS GOOD HAD A BEEF FAJITA TACO WITH GUACAMOLE AND SOME WATER ALSO SAW THE NEW PINK VIDEO “F*KIN PERFECT” I THAT BISH IS SOOO FUKN TALENTED AND HAWWT!!
pinksghetti

Just in time, bet they were scared something might happen in between all that waiting time. It’s way more than what I have but a million plus what’s taking after taxes means they still are going to both have to work. It’s ironic that their last name is Hill and there is a Chapel Hill in North Carolina and one of them is name Raleigh and there is also a city named Raleigh (they both have gender neutral names so I can’t tell who’s name is who)
mirsmommy

Phrozen1der says:

@Kei @Mirs #Ratchet!
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What I do????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

PHRO
speakin of ratchet………..
ALBoy

where is the Party?
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

@ Laker. Thats whats up! Yeah pink is kewl. I need to check that out but urr can I get a chicken and steak fajita please
KDub

@ Corp, yes m’am…you can’t make stuff like that up…LOL….girl, I was about to join Elizabeth [Fred Sanford] yestersday, messing with that ghetto bird and she had the fire engine red microbraids….the 10.00 Trac Phone
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That won’t no TracPhone…it was her Medicaid/Medicare/Food Stamps SAFE LANK PHONE
FABULOSALAKER

**MAKES CEO CHICKEN AND STEAK FLOUR TACO WITH A MARGARITA ON THE SIDE ** OFCOURSE U CAN HUN DID IT GET SLOW AS FUK OR IS IT ME??
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Sooooo off beat today so everyone is in this post – and hell if Im catching up with comments
Phrozen1der

@Mirs YOU!

@Brown What happened?!?!?!?
candibfly

@brown chico is fine as shyt too. i’d do em both…at the same time
candibfly

*challenges mirs to a hula hoop contest* :wave:
FABULOSALAKER

@CHOCO IT’S SLOW MA’ REAL SLOW
@PHRO HEY LOVAH LOL
Phrozen1der

@Kwall That won’t no TracPhone…it was her Medicaid/Medicare/Food Stamps SAFE LANK PHONE
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*Jennifer expression*

I have never heard of such a device,is it only given to poor people??? (iKID!)
Phrozen1der

@Laker Waddup Ma?!
Phrozen1der

@Choco you feeling better??
KDub

Hatchu @Phro.
FABULOSALAKER

@PHRO NUN MUCH BORED HOW HAS UR WEEK BEEN????
@CANDI **HANDS U A BEEF AND A CHICKEN FAJITA TACO WITH A DOUBLE SHOT MARGARITY**
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

Thanks :hugs: @Laker You know I fux with the spanish food arroz con pollo Yeah it did get slow. I thought i was the only one
Alex

@Choco
Don’t worry…I’ll catch you up after we catch up on some other things.
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

*challenges mirs to a hula hoop contest*
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I’m wit it.
candibfly

*dips my taco in margarita* thanks laker!

it got slow cause i left *flips hair* i’m back now so everyone can start talking again
Stormy

FIRST OFF….GLAD THEY WON THE $…THEY LOOK LIKE A VERY SINCERE, GENUINE AND HAPPY COUPLE!

SECOND OFF….I WOULD NOT HAVE WAITED SIX MTHS TO CLAIM MINE…WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN IT STATES THAT AT ONE TIME THEY HAD MISPLACED THE TICKET…..TRIPLE WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY MUST NOT BE STRUGGING $$$~WISE LIKE MOST FOLKS….OR THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THAT $ LIKE WHITE ON RICE!
mirsmommy

Phrozen1der says:

@Kwall That won’t no TracPhone…it was her Medicaid/Medicare/Food Stamps SAFE LANK PHONE
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*Jennifer expression*

I have never heard of such a device,is it only given to poor people??? (iKID!)
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This right here, is #RATCHET
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

Oh thats how you doing it @Candi…You make the room stop when you leave. Aight i dig it
Alex

Why did this hispanic guy just call my phone talmbout I gave him my # at the club last month. I said sorry, u have the wrong # and he said but you sound just like her…what’s ur name bc it was you that gave me your #. I said trust me, I ain’t gave no man my #. I hung up and he called right back and I didn’t answer. He then texts me saying this is Fernando…u gave me ur #. Get off my phone!!!!
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

Alex says:

Why did this hispanic guy just call my phone talmbout I gave him my # at the club last month. I said sorry, u have the wrong # and he said but you sound just like her…what’s ur name bc it was you that gave me your #. I said trust me, I ain’t gave no man my #. I hung up and he called right back and I didn’t answer. He then texts me saying this is Fernando…u gave me ur #. Get off my phone!!!!
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Stop playing…u know u gave dat man yo numba
candibfly

lol frenando is pressssssed! i see why he got the wrong number in the club. nig tryin to get vagwasted
Alex

candibfly says:

lol frenando is pressssssed! i see why he got the wrong number in the club. nig tryin to get vagwasted
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How about his # was one # off from mine. He said is this 404…….I said that is your number that is on my caller id. He said yeah, did I just call that #.
FABULOSALAKER

@ALEX THAT HAPPEN TO ME NOT EVEN A FUKN WEEK AGO AND IT WAS ONE OF MY PEOPLES TOO
ME- HELLO
HIM-HEY BABY HOW U DOING?
ME- WHO IS THIS
HIM-CARLOS FROM LAST NIGHT U GAVE ME UR NUMBER AND TOLD ME TO CALLU U
ME- QUE
HIM-SO WHAT U WANT TO TALK ABOUT
ME-U GOT THE WRONG NUMBER SORRY
HIM-NO I DON’T STOP PLAYING GIRL
ME-CLIK
AND THEN HE TXT “GUESS U THINK UR SH!T DON’T STANK HUH”
candibfly

and he’s slow to top it off!

see why he ain’t gettin no azz
Dymond

hey do i really want to read the previous 200+ comments?
candibfly

i hate when folks argue, how YOU gon tell ME about MY phone number
candibfly

*hops into dymonds mug with a halter dress made of marshmellows*

probably not
KDub

*dips my taco in margarita*

I said trust me, I ain’t gave no man my #. I hung up and he called right back and I didn’t answer. He then texts me saying this is Fernando…u gave me ur #. Get off my phone!!!!
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Fernando is tryna dip his taco.
KDub

do i really want to read the previous 200+ comments?
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You want me to do one of my FAMOUS recaps?
Dymond

thanks candi my drank just got sweeter
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@ KDUB please please recap this ish for me homie i wanted to ask but i didnt know u was in this bish
Alex

@Dymond
Nah, we’re just in here complaining about student loans. , ppl using safe lank phones and the hispanic guy calling me talmbout I gave him my # at the club.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Phro no babe Im not feeling better unfortunately thanks for asking tho

@Lakes it’s slow as a snail….

@Alex Kool on catching LMAO at you and Fernando the bull
Alex

Waits on KDub’s recap bc I know it will be the bomb.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace
Phrozen1der

@Kwall @Mirs

@Laker It’s going….LOL!

@Alex Now THAT is funny!
Alex

@Choco
I didn’t know you weren’t feeling well again. Edible arrangement on the way. What else you need boo?
ALBoy

@ Kwall gone head help us out
FABULOSALAKER

@ACE **LICKS UR GRAVI AND RUNS FOR IT**
@CHOCO IT IS I BORED IM ACTUALLY WORKING
Phrozen1der

@Choco
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Alex
A new heart real I have to see a cardiologist soooo pissed way to young for this chit but heart disease runs in my family –
KDub

This post is about Wendell Pierce from “Treme” and ‘Waiting to Exhale” and Becky. They came up on some scrilla. They from here in NC and drove to my town yassaday (Raleigh) to claim it. Only thing is…they been holding the dayum ticket since AUGUST. I said THAT was summa Becky’s shyt. Cause a brutha…gonna claim his shyt the NEXT DAY. Girl they all had the ticket HIDING it…at WORK…I said now that woulda been MESSED UP if somebody woulda did a Luther from “Set It Off” on they azz and took it.

@Leap done went to our local health department and overhead some ghetto trollop with some Robyn Fenty (Rhi-Yawna)colored braids tambout her cooch and how it got a “Trich” in it…all talking on a Safe Lank phone. KNOW she only get 250 minutes on the dayum thing a month.

@Lakes made us some tacos and margaritas and @Alex got a dude (yep) named Fernando holding on line 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

@lakes

What’s goin on
wiggy2272003

The “hoopla” they are speaking of was probably withdrawing their kids from school, getting everything packed up and out, liens or anything else taken care of, he may have had a child support hearing for another child, get his amount based on old job, getting out of a business situation they would be forced to contribute to, etc something like that.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Phro and :hugs:

@Lakes Im surfing the net and tortoruing the boo by sending nude pics of me – I know he like who else she sending this chit too
Dymond

@ ALEX what a dreadful topic to be discussing

***runs to choco and her all over*** I MISSED YOU LOVE

sup phrozen
wiggy2272003

Or his citizenship to go through he looks like he could be foreign to me. Cant’ claim it unless you’re legal.
FABULOSALAKER

@ACE NOT MUCH SITTING HERE SIPPING ON THIS AGUA AND THINKING ABOUT WHO SHOULD I MOLEST TODAY **LOOKS AROUND TO SEE WHAT IS AVAILABLE** NEVER MIND CHOCO GOT ALL THEM AZZES ON LOCK!!!
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

KDub says:

This post is about Wendell Pierce from “Treme” and ‘Waiting to Exhale” and Becky. They came up on some scrilla. They from here in NC and drove to my town yassaday (Raleigh) to claim it. Only thing is…they been holding the dayum ticket since AUGUST. I said THAT was summa Becky’s shyt. Cause a brutha…gonna claim his shyt the NEXT DAY. Girl they all had the ticket HIDING it…at WORK…I said now that woulda been MESSED UP if somebody woulda did a Luther from “Set It Off” on they azz and took it.

@Leap done went to our local health department and overhead some ghetto trollop with some Robyn Fenty (Rhi-Yawna)colored braids tambout her cooch and how it got a “Trich” in it…all talking on a Safe Lank phone. KNOW she only get 250 minutes on the dayum thing a month.

@Lakes made us some tacos and margaritas and @Alex got a dude (yep) named Fernando holding on line 1.
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FABULOSALAKER

@CHOCO HOT PUZAZAY OR HOT COUGAR SHOULD BE UR NAME…
MissHarlem

@ Fernando
ALBoy

2 kwall Preshate that
Alex

@Choco
Sawwy boo. I have a cardiologist too. I have an arrhythmia and I have high cholesterol. Too young. My aunt passed away at 43 from cardiac arrest and I’m not trying to go out like that.
ALBoy

@ Fernando Beat that thang up Boi Black Fist in the Air Im rooting for you Mane
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

:hugs: @ Dymond :bootypinch:

@Lakes
He irritated me yesterday so Im fukking with his head he has yet to text back re: the dildo ahhhhhaaaaa I told his azz he started a cold war between us last night – And this bish Aunt Mary is not helping matters
Dymond

@ KDUB
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hey harlem i really really liked what u had to say in the keri hilson post :turnon: and i really really hate i missed it
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hey CEO u look good my ninge like for real
Dymond

@ ALEX who is this fernando they speak of???????? does choco know????????
Alex

ALBoy says:

@ Fernando Beat that thang up Boi Black Fist in the Air Im rooting for you Mane
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Get the FLUCK out!!!!!!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Choco
Sawwy boo. I have a cardiologist too. I have an arrhythmia and I have high cholesterol. Too young. My aunt passed away at 43 from cardiac arrest and I’m not trying to go out like that
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And this is what keeps me up at night and it’s catch 22 cuz your not supposed to worry or stress and these damn pills my doc put me back on kills my appetite…. ARRRGGGGH good to know I’m not alone tho so thanks
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

Whad Up @Dymond….Thank you for the compliment.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@DYMOND
Yes I know Alex claims she didn’t give her number out the other night when her azz was drunk! Fernando is now harazzing that azz
Alex

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Choco
Sawwy boo. I have a cardiologist too. I have an arrhythmia and I have high cholesterol. Too young. My aunt passed away at 43 from cardiac arrest and I’m not trying to go out like that
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And this is what keeps me up at night and it’s catch 22 cuz your not supposed to worry or stress and these damn pills my doc put me back on kills my appetite…. ARRRGGGGH good to know I’m not alone tho so thanks
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Unfortunately this isn’t a team we want to be on. Keep me posted. avjenn at gmail. I know how it is to have health issues that stress u the fluck out.
Dymond

alex my dear are you longing for a lil schlonging?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Alex
Soooo true bout to email so you can have mine it really does stress me the fluck out –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

so um Dymond, bout this birthday gift
Alex

@Dymond
I thought we were cool……
FABULOSALAKER

@CHOCO UR HEART **HANDS U HALF OF MY HEART** HERE FUK THEM PILLS ANGEL
MissHarlem

DYMOND so many things was said but if you was turned on then my job is done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Alex I have svt so I’m on the nitro spray along with the pills
ALBoy

Miss H whats up baby?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I sooooo Lakes girl I did stop with the pills but I have a elevated heart rate (fast) so it has to slow down this chit is a bitch cuz the pills slow my heart rate way down
Dymond

@ wonderful lips yes? what exactly would you like?
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@ harlem

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@ ALEX what i say? u know we cool!!!! (ain’t nothing wrong with it if you were #jussayin)
MissHarlem

ALBOY yes you rang love
Alex

@Wonder Woman
I’m so tired of medication. I was on 7 a couple of months ago but now I’m down to 3.
Dymond

@ CHOCO…serious azz #noshade question: you think all that fvckin u command on a regualar basis has any effect on your heart? im being for real, like do you work out or is that your main form of exercise? #noshadeforreal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

DYmond it’s much too filty and explicit to say out in public!
MissHarlem

DYMOND you the type to get me in trouble but I guess I like trouble
Phrozen1der

@Alex Facebook message I got last night…

“I was thinking about asking if I could stay over tonight”….

——> My face and response “O’ok”…………
ALBoy

Alex Gone Get Dyck Wasted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Alex I’m thankful I dont have to use that nitro spray that often cuz that shyt gives me a serious headache
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dymond is mine main source of exercise but I don’t think the sex is hurting my heart cuz it runs in my family…. On the real sex is therapy for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

PHRO
tell them that’s not an option
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Alex
Your ex asked you that or Fernando
Alex

Phrozen1der says:

@Alex Facebook message I got last night…

“I was thinking about asking if I could stay over tonight”….
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So in other words, you are asking right now…in an indirect way. I can’t stand when ppl beat around the bush. But why u didn’t let her stay?
Phrozen1der

@Dymond I agree with @Choco Physical activity like sex makes you live a longer life, and if done enough helps you burn calories etc…(REAL) Disclaimer: All protected,and safe sex that is.
tintin1979

The U.S. dont’ joke with the taxes out there. goodness gracious.
MissHarlem

PHRO NO MA’AM
ALBoy

@ Phrozen beatthenbeatit
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Phro
It’s a very healthy activity – burn calories, reduces stress- get you off a couple or four and Im straight :thumbups:
candibfly

phro got the innanet goin nuts, h0es clamoring for overnight visits on fb
Dymond

@ wonderful
nothing too filthy can come from those lips
1) how do you feel about swimming lessons ? (where i eat u while u n the tub)
2) how do you feel about tennis lessons ? (where i eat you and we add some balls to the mix)
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@ harlem i love it when you are free to express yourself in such a manner
Phrozen1der

@Brown Exactly!

@Alex I was kicking it with her for a bit after the ex and I brokeup (4-5 months after)..Communication (which I’m BIG on) was not her strong suit. When told about it, she would brush it off.So I brushed off taking her seriously.. Now I get text/calls about how much I’m missed etc.. and I’m just not interested!!! And I’ve made that VERY clear……….
Alex

@Wonder Woman
I am see a chiropractor…from all the flucking that Choco requires…and the first adjustment set off my migraines again and I had to start back taking those meds. My arms and hands be tingling for days from just taking one.

@Dymond
If ever something changes….you’ll be the first to know. But don’t wait on it.

@Choco
Ask me what?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Damn @ Dymond bish you turning me on I’ll take tennis for 300
Alex

@Phro
Do you respond to these texts or answer her calls?
Phrozen1der

@MissHarlem Right!

@Candi

@Choco #Agreed!

@ALBoy Nah I don’t think she’s chemically balanced,and her brain isn’t wrapped too tight…So I’m good off that…. #TeamCleanBreak!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Alex
So Phroz is the one who got that fb request – damn she couldn’t just text or call
candibfly

And I’ve made that VERY clear
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me too but this nig keeps whining talm bout i miss u, i wanna date u, give me another chance. what part of i don’t want to date u don’t u understand

seem like when i was mean to him that’s when he said all that
FABULOSALAKER

@281 **FAINTS**
MissHarlem

PHRO thats why I said no ma’am because I already knew exactly what that was about or what that stems from and anytime its indirect its usually stems from lack of communication which is the root of the issue #beenaroundknowthedeal
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Phro
Your the second guy who said that about a female to me today… chit better not be catching
Alex

@AL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

*gasp*
Dymond are you tryna influence me?!?!?!
I can’t believe my virginal eyes!!!!!!
I’m easily influenced
Phrozen1der

@Alex Not when they start getting “physical” like “Can I duck your Sick” etc.. I ignore… But simple “Hey how are you” I see no problem with that. Next steps are blocked phone number, and facebook friend deletion. However, she isn’t consistent enough to be concerned.
Dymond

@ candi when you be mean to them they REALLY latch on then
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I’m easily influenced
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So subtle
candibfly

i see that, now i just ignore anything from him

talkin bout i thought we were dating…umm what would make u think that? wouldn’t we have to go on actual dates or speak to each other on something other than gmail?
MissHarlem

DYMOND girl you are brave I must say you dont give two chits about no shank
FABULOSALAKER

@PHRO OK WHAT U DO IS STOP ASWERING HER TXT EMAIL VOICE MESSAGE INDIAN MESSAGE FRIEND REQ TWIT TWAT ALL TOGETHER STOP BEING NICE OR BISH WILL NEVER LET GO OF UR BALLS
Phrozen1der

@Choco

@Candi Psychotic people scare me!!!

@MissHarlem EXACTLY, and I’m like that ship has sailed… PEACE OUT!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Candi
you may be being a lil too nice to your lil ignant slow friend who can’t catch the hint – Im straight cursing a nigga out – you do not play that crazy let me let it rest for a while to see if she will change her mind with me! Shorrty need to get the message loud and clear
Phrozen1der

@Candi Right!!!

@Laker Exactly! I’m really thinking there is some obsessive behaviors there. She show up to the crib shorty going “clank,clank” tho!
candibfly

@choco i was being nice, then i got so annoyed i snapped on his ass now i just ignore anything he sends me, text, gchat, etc
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Phro
If she just showing you GOT THAT EXTRA GOOD PEEN – now lemme see it
ALBoy

Oh well yea let that guhl go No Crazy Chicks
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Candi
Just be careful – it’s even creepier that you know have to ignore him and he still doesn’t get it
FABULOSALAKER

@PHRO U MUST HAVE THAT GOOD DACK THEN **SCOOTS REAL CLOSE TO PHRO** HOW U DOING….. OH YEAH NEVA MIND U LOVE ERRBODY THATS WHY UR AZZ GOT A FUKN STALKER IS IT RAPE IF U LIKE IT???
Alex

@Phro
Well d@mn, they’re just putting it out there. When it gets to that level then it’s time to start dismissing folk….especially if you ain’t feeling them. You don’t have to tell me you’re not interested but once and I’m moving the fluck on. Desperate times I guess. Would you let her come if she brings a Dr. Pepper?
CEO AKA CLARK KENT

Yall cuttin up I see
FABULOSALAKER

@CANDI **GETS OL BOY’S NUMBA EMAIL AND ADDRSS AND HANDS IT TO DIABLA** NO WORRIES PURRTY HE WON’T BE CALLING U NO MO
ALBoy

@ Alex we still cool <—-head nod
Phrozen1der

@Choco Sad part is we have’nt had sex..She slept over and I tried, she said she was’nt ready. I don’t push or press so I said fuvk it…. Now she sending me videos to the phone,and freaky texts…Ummmm my attention span with immature ass people is that of a toddler… #NEXT!

@ALBoy Nah bruh I’ve done that rodeo unwillingly a few times so I’m ALL THE WAY GOOD!!!

Got me looking over my shoulder going and coming from the crib and shyt..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

@ 296
you didn’t know
MissHarlem

SIGH dumb crazy people need to just leave this earth or burn up in flames
candibfly

he better not try anything, i will get my c0.ckapoo to attach him :-/

its mainly a response everytime i change my status on gchat. he really is all talk and only bc i don’t like him. when he had the chance he never stayed in touch or suggested we go on a date. forget him. hmmph.

hmmm i bet phro is hung like a racehorse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Candi that’s why I dont even check my FB, hell ion even knoe why i have one
Alex

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Alex
So Phroz is the one who got that fb request – damn she couldn’t just text or call
________________
Yep, you missed my drama yesterday. Bish let me take her out on a fancy date and everything and then says she needs to sort some things out.
Dymond

@ lusciouslips i am trying to influence you…you got 2 weeks to decide
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@ harlem what do you think about this being the single month for black history? they couldnt give us no couple of months or sumthing? they should be open to a few more months at least…
candibfly

what kinda videos phro?

*whispers* text me
Phrozen1der

@Laker

@Alex I’m the same like if I feel rejected,or like I’m doing the most and you’re doing nothing, I lose interest QUICK. I told myself after that last relationship I’m wasting my time with no one else PERIOD! And Ummmm she don’t know about my love affair with Doc P, so
candibfly

Bish let me take her out on a fancy date and everything and then says she needs to sort some things out.
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then u hand her the bill for her portion sort that out bytch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Dymond we might need to practice before hand
MzDimplez1123

@ Candi……..I told Alex the same thing yesterday. That bish she took out was trip-in!
Dymond

@ laker
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candibfly says:
hmmm i bet phro is hung like a racehorse

bishes aint prestalkin over no damn dr pepper
MzDimplez1123

I may need to invest in Folgers
Phrozen1der

@Candi a video of her pleasuring herself, and then she immediately texts me after like “Did that freak you out,do you think I’m nasty, be honest”…I was like Ummm nah you cool… :rollseyes:
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Lucious
Yes I do but you flip the script and go from innocent to randy baby (Austin POWERS)

@PHRO
I know how it is ex lover told me today he was kidnapping me for two weeks now this is months later when I was trying to get a him

@Lakes
Is it rape if you like
MissHarlem

PHRO may we end this convo for my sake chicks is wondering if you hung like a racehorse (CANDI snatches HALO) then LAKER wants to know if the dack game good CHOCO already thought of these things hours ago and for the sake of you being my cousin (in my head) please I cant

DYMOND you aint slick
Phrozen1der

@Dymond
Dymond

Phrozen1der says:
@Candi a video of her pleasuring herself, and then she immediately texts me after like “Did that freak you out,do you think I’m nasty, be honest”…I was like Ummm nah you cool…
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what a blow to her self confidence
if a ninge said anything less than ill be there in 15 after i sent that video
Phrozen1der

@Choco I guess in my mind, I’m like I’m turning 30 in a few years it’s time to settle. So if someone in the begining is about games, I’m not putting forth anymore effort and wasting a year or two to see we can’t work.

@MissHarlem I got you.. *adjusts halo*
candibfly

lol is my halo crooked? i’m just trying to make sense of this. i mean chicks really don’t stalk limp peen dudes
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Alex
Sort some things out oh YEAH – Karma will be knocking at her door if you don’t first
ALBoy

Mz D how you baby you know you got me looking all different at you I know we just friends and you Emarried wit churen and all but……. On want no trouble though
Alex

Phrozen1der says:

@Candi a video of her pleasuring herself, and then she immediately texts me after like “Did that freak you out,do you think I’m nasty, be honest”…I was like Ummm nah you cool…
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You should have said bish is that all you can do?!? You’re right…..you aren’t ready!!!!!
MzDimplez1123

Maybe the bottom halves of Phroz’s gravi pics look like the DeAngelo How does it feel video before he crops them.

Dymond may be on to something
candibfly

what a blow to her self confidence
if a ninge said anything less than ill be there in 15 after i sent that video
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she probably hoisted herself off the living room floor, stepped back into her hello kitty underwear, and flung herself on the bed crying
Phrozen1der

@Dymond But my dis-interest is that you’ve slept over countless times and fronted on the dyck…Now you have a brain fart and start sending me flicks of you??? #GTFOHWTBS and go find someone to play with…
MzDimplez1123

Hey Al! I’m good. I sowry I thought we were all being open.

We cool! YOu still my dawg!
Dymond

A dimpz how u been? i miss riding in the maybach
Phrozen1der

@Alex RIGHT!!!!!!! LMFAO!!

@MzDimpz @Candi
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Phrozen
Your supposed to be that way cuz it doesn’t take a year to figure out if you get along with someone- but for real the ladies on here are under the impression you are EXTREMELY HUNG now lets do a comparison to Mr ED (the HORSE) and JAFAR (the elephant)
MzDimplez1123

Dymond!

The Maybach don’t seem so gangsta with a babyseat in it. We gone hafta leave Deuce with Al or Ace so we can go kick it.
mirsmommy

What yall tawkin bout?????
Dymond

@ phro and candi
MissHarlem

PHRO me too this is my last year in my 20’s so the games I AINT WITH and thanks for honoring my request. But one more thang that bish was wack to send that and think it was gettin somewhere with no self confidence and no communication I mean how young can you act in my Dikembe Mtumbo
MzDimplez1123

M.I.R.S!

hey ma! Where you been?
ALBoy

Oh you good Mz D I aint judging AT ALL Ill be that
Phrozen1der

@Choco But on the real my last shorty took a lot out of me..So I have NONE left as far as tolerance for bullshyt…So I mean even the smallest of things is getting you the axe.Small things to you, may be big things to me. Like COMMUNICATION, I don’t budge on that. I don’t even want to see you everyday but we BETTER converse DAILY!
His_Mommy623

I like ya’ll mufuggas
mirsmommy

MzDimplez1123 says:

M.I.R.S!

hey ma! Where you been?
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Heyyyy Dimpz I been workin n lurkin. What’s good wit ya?????
Dymond

sup mirs

@ dikembe mtumbo
Thetruth32

Phrozen1der says:

@Candi a video of her pleasuring herself, and then she immediately texts me after like “Did that freak you out,do you think I’m nasty, be honest”…I was like Ummm nah you cool…

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Dude send me pic of there Di** all the time. I send it to my BFF and say look what this nigga just sent me.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ MIRS
Phrozen1der

@Dymond LOL!

@Harlem Exactly! it’s like you’re appearing less and less attractive and rather psychotic so you can’t even get the drunken calls/text or dyck..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

*mouths to Dymond*
Call me!!!!
candibfly

*practices my sexy in the city strut* hey HIS!
His_Mommy623

I hate how much Dymond begs for me to kill her

I wonder if Harlem wants 2 die too…
MzDimplez1123

@ MIRS………….I’m good, nothing much up. I’m lying! Ace read the Keri Hilson post and snatch my halo and started calling on God!

I gone need counseling Ala Redeemed.
MissHarlem

TRENDING TOPIC
PHROS jumpoff wanted to be like Royce with her hello kitty jammies
PHROS jumpoff read how to please yourself and send it for dummies
PHROS jumpoff wanted to act like child think like a woman
PHROS jumpoff use to be scared of the dack now she wanna throw lips to the chit
OK let me chill
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Phro
I can dig that (TURNON)

Hey HISSS
Phrozen1der

@Truth If I was’nt territorial I would too..But I’m big on not even crossing those lines with my friends! Keep your chicks over there, and I’ll keep mine over hare.. #TeamiHatedRecessCausewehadtoshare!

@His
candibfly

i get pics like that out the blue too. okkkk that’s not going to make me call, text or see u. i already seen it before anyway, ain’t nothin special about it
His_Mommy623

Candi!!!

*does the rountine from Smooth Criminal*

My glitter glove has Candis name on it
MzDimplez1123

Hi His!
mirsmommy

Heyyyyy Dymond, Choco, Truth, & His, $ errybody

@ dimpz
His_Mommy623

hey Phro and Chocodrop!

what ya’ll tom’bout??
MzDimplez1123

@ Harlem and Phro *starts making up lunchboxes*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

mouths to Dymond*
Call me!!!!
__________________
Between you and Hissss

Harlem
PHROS jumpoff wanted to act like child think like a woman
______________________
Alex

Phrozen1der says:

@Choco But on the real my last shorty took a lot out of me..So I have NONE left as far as tolerance for bullshyt…So I mean even the smallest of things is getting you the axe. Small things to you, may be big things to me. Like COMMUNICATION, I don’t budge on that. I don’t even want to see you everyday but we BETTER converse DAILY!
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FLUCKING Bish gon tell me what I need to do if we are going to be together. Hold the fluck up….it’s been 3 weeks and you talmbout a rship. Get the fluck out.
Phrozen1der

@Choco

@Harlem
MissHarlem says:

TRENDING TOPIC
PHROS jumpoff wanted to be like Royce with her hello kitty jammies
PHROS jumpoff read how to please yourself and send it for dummies
PHROS jumpoff wanted to act like child think like a woman
PHROS jumpoff use to be scared of the dack now she wanna throw lips to the chit
OK let me chill
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#BurymeinmyOshKoshBgoshjumperandEwings!
mirsmommy

MissHarlem says:

TRENDING TOPIC
PHROS jumpoff wanted to be like Royce with her hello kitty jammies
PHROS jumpoff read how to please yourself and send it for dummies
PHROS jumpoff wanted to act like child think like a woman
PHROS jumpoff use to be scared of the dack now she wanna throw lips to the chit
OK let me chill
__________________________
MissHarlem

FIANCE I know what I am doin it gets your ass out of lurk mode everytime now bring that juicy to me RAT NOW
MzDimplez1123

@ Mirs……….And I didn’t even do nuffin(to him)!
His_Mommy623

*booty pinch @Dimpz* hey bew!

*guffaw @Mirs* AS IF i like being one of the common folk! wheres the pole heffa?
Dymond

HIS! girl, where you been? ***activates shank free protective shield*** ive been very respectful today i was just letting her know i like her opinions thats all nothing about her azz or tits and i did not offer her swimming or tennis lessons
and you know harlem is loyal so no need
Phrozen1der

@Alex In fact don’t just get out, I’d like you to evacuate the city and join a cult where you’re forced to forget your family!!! #BasicBish!!!

@MzDimpz @Choco
Alex

Hey His
Plz don’t hurt my special love aka your boo
MzDimplez1123

*Fluffs ChiChis and rocks back in forth in front of His* Hey Love! *twirls her hair* Where you beeeeeeeen?!
His_Mommy623

@Harlem
I’m gawn have 2 “stir the batter” on Dymond #Gangland

I missed u bew
Thetruth32

Phrozen1der says:

@Truth If I was’nt territorial I would too..But I’m big on not even crossing those lines with my friends! Keep your chicks over there, and I’ll keep mine over hare.. #TeamiHatedRecessCausewehadtoshare!
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Most of the time its guys I don’t like,so i share there pic with my friend. And they don’t understand I don’t like u. Plus I hate when they ask “what do you think about the pic?”
Alex

Phrozen1der says:

@Alex In fact don’t just get out, I’d like you to evacuate the city and join a cult where you’re forced to forget your family!!! #BasicBish!!!
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She got out….and went straight to jail..do not pass go, do not collect $200. Just got out but I don’t know how since her release date was 2014.
candibfly

HIS please get the itinerary ready, i will be there in March. thanks.
Thetruth32

mirsmommy says:

Heyyyyy Dymond, Choco, Truth, & His, $ errybody

@ dimpz
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Hey hun, How you been?
MissHarlem

MZ I aint even go in on her I was very light so no kona for me
ALBoy

HIs Whats up momma? :Um do you like to have your nipple bitten or getting choked?
Dymond

googling “stir the batter”
His_Mommy623

*mad standoffish* Dymond, please.. *pops gum*

@Dimpz.. I have been doing the family thang today…these people stalk my coolness

ALEXXXX *hands u a cupcake* are we having a smashing day?
Thetruth32

candibfly says:

i get pics like that out the blue too. okkkk that’s not going to make me call, text or see u. i already seen it before anyway, ain’t nothin special about it
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Tell me about it. nigga
Alex

@His
Yep, having a smashing day!!
MzDimplez1123

Hey Truth! I’m ok I guess, my E-boo took my halo back and tried to fins Heysus because of one of my posts but, i’m hanging in there.

How are you today?
MissHarlem

UMMMM CANDI I danced for you and was happy that you was coming told you that I cook well (4 times a week) and no answer HMPH

FIANCE I only have eyes for you babe you know that the fam can attest to that you also got with me for my personality and how I am a people person. Dont hurt anyone today babe
MzDimplez1123

fins=find
Phrozen1der

@Truth @Alex

@Truth One of my friends will hump my grandmother if I was’nt looking…so I keep those rules in place specifically for his ass!!
His_Mommy623

whats up Al?

@Dymond…I picked that lil slang up off a Gangland marathon. u betta get it together *puts da homies on standby*
candibfly

*falls to the ground groveling at ur feet* i ain’t see it

*puts in an order for a t-bone steak, cheese eggs, and welch’s grape*
Bosstown

Good afternoon folks what’s good up in here???
ALBoy

what up his baby
FABULOSALAKER

@HIS **SNATCHES UR SHIRT OFF AND LICKS THEM D’S UP** BISH I MISSD U
@PHRO AGAIN ARE U HANGING LIKE A HORSE???
@CANDI SO U DIN’T SEE THAT I GOT DIABLA TO SETTLE UR PROBLEMS DO U KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO FOR HER TO FUK OL DUDE UP **ROCKS BAK AND FORTH IN CORNER SHAKIND LIKE A PIECE OF PAPER***
MissHarlem

MZ I warned your ass about that convo I backed out slowly no ACE got your halo and chit <—- SMH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

*still wonderin why my phone aint rung*
candibfly

oh i see HIS can’t read

*stomps off*

night everyone *glares at HIS*
ALBoy

boss whats up baby?
His_Mommy623

@Candi! dnt threaten me with a good time!

I will put the down payment on the 2 giraffes covered in glitter we talked about grl! (PETA wnt be to thrilled but atleast we’re not putting lipstick on em)
candibfly

its been 947389 posts i ain’t see it laker! u know i u! whyyyyyyyy?!
Thetruth32

MzDimplez1123 says:

Hey Truth! I’m ok I guess, my E-boo took my halo back and tried to fins Heysus because of one of my posts but, i’m hanging in there.

How are you today?
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sorry to hear that, but he will be running back. nice pic by the way. I’m doing good just ready for the weekend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Boss
Dymond offered tp give me swimmin and tennis lessons for my bday!!
Wasn’t that sweet, she’s so giving!
MzDimplez1123

@ Harlem…………..And based on the nature of my halo snatching, I don’t think I can “persuade” him to give it back!
Alex

@Bosstown
Hey Rolling up in here all late
Bosstown

@Al Nothing much waiting for the day to be over so I can have the rest of the week off!!!!!

Also laughing at you guys in here.

Lakes you crazy with tthat Diabla sh*t.
His_Mommy623

Candiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Btch I sawwwwwwww!!!!
candibfly

*retraction*

pls disregard my previous post as His has finally responded after 3873437 years

*backflips onto the metro*
Bosstown

@Brown that was real sweet and thanks for that scalp massage yesterday I needed that nap.

@Alex I got snitches up in here so I got to be careful. I have been lurking most of the day so I already know about you and Fernando.
Dymond

(1) mad standoffish
(2) pops gum
(3) homies on standby
MissHarlem

*puts order in mental roladex to make sure I have all foods my bestie like*
His_Mommy623

@Laker Hey bewlicious!!

@Fiance, OK! pls face rape me now!
MzDimplez1123

Thanks Truth! If he don’t give my shyt back, I’m gone hafta get all gangsta like O-Dawg and take it like it’s a burger from a crackhead. *lip quivering* Who gone have my back if he say NO!
Phrozen1der

@Laker I’ll never tell OR call myself small

is UP!!!
Thetruth32

Phrozen1der says:

@Truth @Alex

@Truth One of my friends will hump my grandmother if I was’nt looking…so I keep those rules in place specifically for his ass!!
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Yeah you have to watch your friends…lol. That how my cuz is…when his homeboy come over they are always trying to holla. My cuz be ready to fight one of the nigga.
His_Mommy623

nite! @Dymond

@Candi, grl u know I fcks with u!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Truth One of my friends will hump my grandmother if I was’nt looking…so I keep those rules in place specifically for his ass!
_______________________

Hey BOSS
FABULOSALAKER

@CANDI I HAD TO DO AWWWFULL THINGS WHO KNEW DIABLA WORE BOXER
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

OFF TOPIC Reality Hills Star Heidi Montague to be managed by Waka Flocka’s MOM Deb Atney
Thetruth32

MzDimplez1123 says:

Thanks Truth! If he don’t give my shyt back, I’m gone hafta get all gangsta like O-Dawg and take it like it’s a burger from a crackhead. *lip quivering* Who gone have my back if he say NO!
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Your welcome and I got your back. I’m always ready to beat someone a**..J/K
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

Well folks I’m out til Wed so yall have a good one!
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

*booty pinch @Dimpz* hey bew!

*guffaw @Mirs* AS IF i like being one of the common folk! wheres the pole heffa?
__________________________

I’s sorry

*grabs pole, does special tricks for @His, in my I His footie pajamas*
mirsmommy

Soooooo, Charlamagne the God made Lil Kim Donkey of the Day, two days in a row.
Alex

Bosstown says:

@Alex I got snitches up in here so I got to be careful. I have been lurking most of the day so I already know about you and Fernando.
_________________
Bosstown

Reality Hills Star Heidi Montague to be managed by Waka Flocka’s MOM Deb Atney

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Please tell me you are kidding

Choco baby how are you doing????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

Thetruth32 says:

MzDimplez1123 says:

Thanks Truth! If he don’t give my shyt back, I’m gone hafta get all gangsta like O-Dawg and take it like it’s a burger from a crackhead. *lip quivering* Who gone have my back if he say NO!
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Your welcome and I got your back. I’m always ready to beat someone a**..J/K
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just remember im just 45min down the road…shelltown 704

so just kiddin… cya all