Cover Parade: Scott in love with Kim?; Oprah’s sister gets paid?

Sandra Rose February 3, 2011

Lots of bombshells this week in Tabloid Land. Not only has Dr. Star Magazine diagnosed Angelina Jolie’s twins with Down Syndrome but now Kourtney Kardashian has a brand new beef with boyfriend Scott: he’s in love with Kim!

OK! has more sister news, reporting on the reality TV feud between Beverly Hills Real Housewives Kim and Kyle Richards. Speaking of reality TV Teen Mom’s Cory and Leah are back together.

Halle Berry, on the other hand, is not happy with her baby’s father. She’s taking Gabriel Aubry to court in order to battle a rather ugly custody battle. Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian and Katie Holmes both are pregnant or soon to be or want to be.

Also: Oprah’s sister Patricia meets the National Enquirer and Prince Charles has alzheimers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

registration is open now?
miamore1973

I couldn’t be a celebrity. I’d be ready to kick someone’s azz for talking about my kids whether they had DS or not.
stellabella

Scott seems to have a type as far as bodies… and Kim is not it!
http://absurdvanity.com AbsurdVanity

I sho wish I were Oprah’s sister
prynsexxx

I want to know the amount Oprah cut that check for?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_rNrITn22I Keilyme

If anyone believes what intouch weekly prints you’re delusional
ELove

WHO IS MORE Whacker than the Other ?!!?

Kim-K for doing WHATEVER to stay more relevant than HER Sisters
OR
Kourtney’s Baby-Daddy for CHASING FAME through THEM
Bosstown

@E-love both of there azzes are whack!!!

Kim K is such a narcissist ridiculous!!!
Anna

AbsurdVanity says:

I sho wish I were Oprah’s sister

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My grandbaby turned to “The Gale King Show” yesterday. I wonder if Oprah built a whole network so Gale could get mixed in the array of shows that air. Gale is not a good interviewer. Brooke Shields was on yesterday and Gale would ask a question and answer as though she asked herself the question out loud. She had Oprah on the phone and kept interupting her. She has a bad habit on interupting. The number one rule of thumb for a host is To Listen. Gale was too busy telling her own personal story before the guest could answer.
ToddyBoI83

WOW!! I finally got to register with Sandra Rose.. Im new here… WHAT UP WORLD!!
Mr.BluPhi

Damn
BlaqGyrl25

Thank you for opening up registration!!!!!
Luvmybabygirl samarra

ewww Gale has a show. Why cant she just be content with being the bestie/ lover for Oprah and stay put. Someone send Gale to the corner pls
http://absurdvanity.com AbsurdVanity

@Anna

…yeah I don’t see Gale and her show going far unless Oprah gives her a lesson or two.
lashellebelle

Am I FINALLY apart of the SR Fam????
miamore1973

Scott is a complete nut job. I can’t believe he’s even still allowed around them. Nothin he does would ever surprise me.
http://www.facebook.com/evieannie speaknoevil

I love Oprah! lol
ALBoy

I love Me some ~~Mrs Sophia~~ Oprah
ELove

@Bosstown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

do her babies really have DS, auntie?
I figured you would be the best one to ask…
Alex

miamore1973 says:

Scott is a complete nut job. I can’t believe he’s even still allowed around them. Nothin he does would ever surprise me.
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http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

Hi everyone …I finally got thru registration! I think Kim can really be so overrated.
Bosstown

Hey Alex!!!!!!
ELove

@ALBoy
YOUR Gravi actually LQQKS LIKE a Teen-Aged Oprah when she was SUPPOSEDLY Buck Wild !!!
FABULOSALAKER

EWW THAT JENNELE GIRL LOOKS LIKE AN OLD GRANY WITH NO TEETH AND SHE IRKS THE FUK OUT OF ME BISH SAT DOWN AND BE A MOMMA!!!
ALBoy

@ Elove you know my baby is a real freak dont you woo might make your head pop off in my clumps voice
http://absurdvanity.com AbsurdVanity

AlBoy you and your gravis need to sit in the corner lol
Phrozen1der

I know my Godmother (Oprah) better stay outta people’s mouths…
Bosstown

AWWWWWW shoot yall better back off of Phros’ Godmama!!!!
Alex

ELove says:

@ALBoy
YOUR Gravi actually LQQKS LIKE a Teen-Aged Oprah when she was SUPPOSEDLY Buck Wild !!!
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Alex

Hey Bosstown
Where u been hiding?
http://absurdvanity.com AbsurdVanity

@ALBoy
YOUR Gravi actually LQQKS LIKE a Teen-Aged Oprah when she was SUPPOSEDLY Buck Wild !!!
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sexyass25

WOW WHERE THEY DO THAT AT?
ALBoy

Elove it really does I just really looked at it
Bosstown

I got snitches on board at work so got to do the creep move to blog!!

I have to resort to lurking most of the time but today I actually get to cut up a little bit!!
Anna

kingstonn says:

do her babies really have DS, auntie?
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I thought they looked like it. Notice how we don’t see pics of them. Zahara, Max, Pax and John are always being pictured.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

@ phro

she’s not gonna give you a show by calling her your godmom,
sexyass25

Im here now …..:newbie
sexyass25
candibfly

phrozen did ur “godmom” pay off ur student loans?
Anna

kingstonn says:

@ phro

she’s not gonna give you a show by calling her your godmom,

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And you get a show, and you get a show, everybody gets a show.
Anna

Anna says:

kingstonn says:

@ phro

she’s not gonna give you a show by calling her your godmom,

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And you get a show, and you get a show, everybody gets a show.

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I’m trying to sneak and type and did not she the word NOT. LOL.
ELove

@ALBoy @Phrozen @Bosstown
Phrozen1der

@Kingston LOL!

@CandiB She said it would mean more to me if I paid them off myself, and never called her again..

@Anna
ALBoy

Phrozen1der says:

I know my Godmother (Oprah) better stay outta people’s mouths
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I can not comply with this^^^^^
Phrozen1der

@Elove
Dawn

HEY @ pHROzEn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

Scott only human for being in love with Kim K. Every is love with that goddess if they are HONEST with themselves…
Phrozen1der

@ALBoy In a negative manner that is, I have no issue with you making her call you “Papa Smurf”…Just as long as my Godfather Stedman isn’t hurt by this affair… <—Vitamin Water XXX!
leat

i DOUBT Oprahs sister went to the tabloids why now and not 3 years ago when she knew…i DOUBT IT!!! im not a historian by any stretch of the imagination ive never heard anything about Bob Marley not being a good father and a womanizer WOW!!! and i think this is a first for me seeing a tabloid story on this site
Phrozen1der

@Dawn Waddap?!
leat

oh yeah gayles show has been doing great on satellite radio for a couple years before going to TV…so shell be OK either way!
FABULOSALAKER

@man so thats all u pop out for???
MzDimplez1123

I dont’ think Jolie’s twins look like they have DS. They look like her daddy, just like her and John.
candibfly

*smacks man on the ass and cups his sack* good afternoon
Bosstown

@ al and Phro now we have already discussed the oprah/gayle/stedman love triangle once before!!!!

@Man yeah yeah we all know how you feel about the narcissist Kim K.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

I wonder what sexual favors one must do to get a show on her lesbian network?
Bosstown

@Man

No you didn’t!!!
Alex

Bosstown says:

I got snitches on board at work so got to do the creep move to blog!!

I have to resort to lurking most of the time but today I actually get to cut up a little bit!!
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Well cut on up!
ChaCha

There is my baby DAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *motorboats your boobs

KEILYME NOT TODAY

WELCOME NEWBIES
Bosstown

I see registration is open so we should have some newbies jumping on board.

Where is the welcoming committee???
tdj1984

Wow, kim K and scott I highly doubt it.

HI everybody!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@Candy

:bootypinch:
Just wanted to tell you that those “pills” working. Nigga at 3.6 inches.
You in for a treat on Valentines Day.
candibfly

@man i’m a virgin so i’m not sure what treat u are referring to

*sits in the innocent corner reading from the book of 2 live Crew*
Bosstown

Hey Chacha!!!!!!!
Bosstown

@ Candi that is not a treat that is a tease!!!!!

A bad tease at that!!!

Man you might want to double up on your intake of those pills
Phrozen1der

@Bosstown
Dawn

ChaCha says:

There is my baby DAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *motorboats your boobs

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I keep having dreams about you…
ALBoy

@ New People
where you from
how you make your money
kids/ how many
single/ married
~~facials?~~
favorite celeb
Favorite Sr Member
What you expect to gain from SR
How did you find out about SR
Why you should be excepted
are you ugly if not has anyone ever frowned while looking at you
FABULOSALAKER

@al **slaps u** u remind me of man sometimes i sawy for the slap
Phrozen1der

Do virgin females masturbate @Candi?? Including but not limited to humping pillows,stuffed animals,and loufers….
Kristy

I can’t believe it. I finaly caught the registration!!
Phrozen1der

@ALBoy Accepted*
MzDimplez1123

*slaps the shyt out of Al and ain’t the least bit sorry*
MrUnapologetic

If Patricia knows what’s best for her she’d leave the Enquirer alone…
MzDimplez1123

*looks at Al’s list*
FABULOSALAKER

@phro how should candi know??? never mind **takes thrusday halo out from familly dollar value pack** @candi ***places halo on top of ur head** do tell hun how does one do it??
candibfly

Phrozen1der says:

Do virgin females masturbate @Candi?? Including but not limited to humping pillows,stuffed animals,and loufers….

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that’s all ~~they~~ we got!
Phrozen1der

@FaboLaker Cause she’s “Virgin” so I’m curious as to do they get it poppin….
ALBoy

Mz D Why you slappin me?
MzDimplez1123

*Pushes Al’s ass to the with a box of graham crackers and a quart of OJ like ppl do the nutty uncle they don’t want nobody to see*

I’m not fuggin withchu today! YOu with your “facials, frowned upon and wingdings” and shyt
FABULOSALAKER

@al that fukn gravi is
candibfly

phrozen i don’t think i appreciate those quotation marks around the word virgin in reference to me
ALBoy

@ @ Wingdings
AJ

Hello everyone

I’m from the Chi, stuck in the house and finally caught registration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@BOSSTOWN
3.6 inches is MORE than enough
MzDimplez1123

@ Al……………..I still hatechu! *dumps bucket of snow on yo head*
PrivateDove

Afternoon everyone!! Hey Phro and Alboy!!

Hey ChaCha, Candi, MzDimplez, Alex, and Fabulosalaker! I didn’t meet ya’ll the other day!
miamore1973

Sorry to say Gayle has had that satellite show for a few years now. IT SUCKS EGGS!!!

HELLO TO ALL THE NEWBIES.
candibfly

hello dove, nice to meet u

i’m the innocent, pure, and humble SR member with a heart of gold and luxurious hair *flips hair*
Phrozen1der

@Candi
MzDimplez1123

Good Afternoon Private! How do you do?
*sideeyes Candi*
Phrozen1der

@Candi That’s so it stands out that your as pure as the freshly fallen cum drops…. Not eo be confused with a whore or anything..

@PrivateDove
candibfly

cum drops tho?! *revokes ur innocent corner privs*
candibfly

can i live?!

#crabsinabarrel

#letmebegreatandpure
ALBoy

head nod @ new people
ALBoy

@ Private D Im good How you today baby?
Phrozen1der

@CandiB *Replaces fitted with halo* Darn fitted!!!!!!!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Anna says:

I wonder if Oprah built a whole network so Gale could get mixed in the array of shows that air. Gale is not a good interviewer. Brooke Shields was on yesterday and Gale would ask a question and answer as though she asked herself the question out loud. She had Oprah on the phone and kept interupting her. She has a bad habit on interupting. The number one rule of thumb for a host is To Listen. Gale was too busy telling her own personal story before the guest could answer.
___________________

Wasn’t Gayle a journalist before she sold her soul to Oprah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

We starting to have too many niggas in here. We should have a “vote off” or something.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

ToddyBoI83 says:

WOW!! I finally got to register with Sandra Rose.. Im new here… WHAT UP WORLD!!
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brotha!
PrivateDove

I’m great! Just keeping busy here at work and sneaking in SR when I get a chance! Ya’ll keep my day rolling!
Dawn

Phrozen1der says:

Do virgin females masturbate @Candi?? Including but not limited to humping pillows,stuffed animals,and loufers….
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As a fellow virgin… yes we do… and we slide out ladt button under the faucet in the tub…
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

lashellebelle says:

Am I FINALLY apart of the SR Fam????
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Yes you are. And
MzDimplez1123

Man……There, There. Ain’t nobody gone outshine you and your 3.6inches of Glamour.

#GoodDeedForTheDay
candibfly

As a fellow virgin… yes we do… and we slide out ladt button under the faucet in the tub…

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it’s true
Phrozen1der

@Dawn @Candi Hahahaahah iCANT!
Dawn

candibfly says:

As a fellow virgin… yes we do… and we slide out ladt button under the faucet in the tub…

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it’s true
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Man… that was the best accidental discovery ever!
His_Mommy623

ahhhhh @Dawn

I memba I walked in on my sis doing that when I was like 11…That ho didnt even put her legs down! I was so fuggin scarred!! That shyt just….looked wrong she talking bout “why didn’t u knock” with her eyes all in the back of her head n shyt
sexyass25

@Aunt Sandra…UMMM IM NEW HEAR TOO…I DIDNT GET A GRAND WELCOME…:WAVES:
candibfly

@his *wipes tears* fuggin
His_Mommy623

hey Phrozen!
Dawn

Phrozen1der says:

@Dawn @Candi Hahahaahah iCANT!

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I don’t know what works for dudes but Phro let me tell you that if you ease down there under the water just rihgt and boy don’t let the water temperature be perfect… shoot be in that tub til Sunday
Phrozen1der

@His

@Dawn Nope, no household inventions to brag about to date…
Dawn

His_Mommy623 says:

ahhhhh @Dawn

I memba I walked in on my sis doing that when I was like 11…That ho didnt even put her legs down! I was so fuggin scarred!! That shyt just….looked wrong she talking bout “why didn’t u knock” with her eyes all in the back of her head n shyt
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One time my little one caught me with my hand tool.. she said mommy whats that buzzing.. I was sooooo close to finishing I didn’t wanna lose “it” I was like nothing now go watch cartooons…
PrivateDove

His_Mommy623 says:

I memba I walked in on my sis doing that when I was like 11…That ho didnt even put her legs down! I was so fuggin scarred!! That shyt just….looked wrong she talking bout “why didn’t u knock” with her eyes all in the back of her head n shyt

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ELove

@candi @Phrozen
Ahhhh EXCUSE ME Missy but I had to Chip In & Help Bruh get you THAT NOT MADE IN CHINA Platinum HALO of Yours… So HONESTLY is the ONLY POLICY regarding His Request for INFO regarding your Personal Experiences
Phrozen1der

@Dawn You need to walk to the local precinct and turn yourself in..your thoughts are a danger to society!!!
ELove

And I MEANT …
HONESTY is the ONLY POLICY
candibfly

(not that i know about this or anything) but it would SEEM like there are too many varieties of “tools” to choose from. better off using the good old fashioned tools (hand and faucet water)

*waiting for my halo to get out the cleaners*
candibfly

@elove i already said i stick my lady button under the faucet
ELove

@candi …
His_Mommy623

@Dawn

I was washing dishes one day *hangs head in shame* and my child comes waltzing in the kitchen with my rabbit (u know the ones that have the rotating beads and the cl!t tickler…shits like purple and a good 8 inches) turned ON! tom’bout is this a massager mom? his fathers face was priceless! I was like, “umm, yeah now put it back in Mommys box and go sit down” dnt u know this lil nigglet came home from school after soccer practice one day and asked to use that mufugga!!! again, his fathers face was PRICELESS!
His_Mommy623

lmao @Candi…. I tried the faucet thing when I got older…its otay but I love my rabbit and before that I was a finger banger!
AJ

Hey Sandra? Where’s my love?
candibfly

@his we need to talk offline. i got some questions on how to choose the right device! it’s not for me tho, my friend is considering making a purchase
Dawn

candibfly says:

(not that i know about this or anything) but it would SEEM like there are too many varieties of “tools” to choose from. better off using the good old fashioned tools (hand and faucet water)

*waiting for my halo to get out the cleaners*
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I vote for the middle finger.. it’s the best button pusher ever… I tried w/ my index finger it just don’t mash the same…

SN: Don’t you just hate it when you have one good battery and one bad battery.. it goes from buzz to hum.. I hate hum…
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Where do I get my halo?
Dawn

His_Mommy623 says:

lmao @Candi…. I tried the faucet thing when I got older…its otay but I love my rabbit and before that I was a finger banger!
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I could never FB myself.. but I’m HAM in a visiting box…
aaron

LEAVE OPRAH’S SISTER ALONE!!!! We do not know what she has been through in her life. She was in multiple foster homes, had a mother who refused to acknowledge her existence!!!!!!!! Stop messing with Patricia!!!!!
ALBoy

iTS SNOWING IN BIRMINGHAM AL YOU KNOW IM BOUGHT TO BE OFF FOR TWO TO THREE WEEKS
ELove

@candi (Comment #126)
YEAH and I KNOW what your friend’s name is too… IT Sounds like (Wait For It…) —> candibfly
FABULOSALAKER

@his my son found my babes vibrating ring talkn bout “mommy what is this??” i must of turned 10 shades of red what is this with the water please do share
His_Mommy623

that damn Dawn
candibfly

no, my friend Fandice

hmmmph
Phrozen1der

@His
His_Mommy623

hey ELuvah

@Candi, I got chu bew

again @Dawn
Dawn

@His… somethimes I leave my rabbit on the floor…
candibfly

@his u got mail
Phrozen1der

@Dawn LOGOFF now and help all of us save our jobs!!!
His_Mommy623

@Phrozen it was a mess! the damn peen part was just a spinning round and round and the beads were rotating in the opposite direction and the cl!t tickler was vibrating mad fast.. (theres alot going on with that puppy)and he was just so innocent in the face

I need 2 fix my life…..or move my box
His_Mommy623

*puts Dawn on the ignore list*

I cannot with her! I just…..can’t

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ELove

Heeyyyy Sexxy-Mama

@Dawn
Well @candi is An EXPERT with the “Made In China” HALO(s) but they are Very Wobbly when You’re A VERY LOOSE Pure Innocent & Virginal TYPE of Female (AT LEAST that’s what I’ve Heard from @candi experiences…)
Dawn

I don’t like how yall keep trying to put me out.. I don’t like it at all therefore tonight in SR after dark I will be giving out FB’s to all the pretty ladies (HIS, CHA, CANDI, Even Alex <-cherry popping) and Hand jobs a la tiny cottle prison specials to the menz.. Phro and MAN up 1st…
His_Mommy623

@Candi, as do u bew
Dawn

His_Mommy623 says:

@Phrozen it was a mess! the damn peen part was just a spinning round and round and the beads were rotating in the opposite direction and the cl!t tickler was vibrating mad fast.. (theres alot going on with that puppy)and he was just so innocent in the face
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I wet up my carpet w/ that thing girl I threw that thing against the wall… I mean who makes they own toes curl?? I was excited i accidently gave my rabbit some thank you head…
Dawn

His_Mommy623 says:

@Candi, as do u bew

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how come I don’t got nan?
candibfly

what are fb’s?

#pureandinnocent
His_Mommy623

*writes a letter to Obama bout Dawn and her antics*

ur gawn be in a whole heap o’ trouble missy!

chit dnt make no sense!! (what time should I be here for the festivities tho?
His_Mommy623

@Dawn
I wet up my carpet w/ that thing girl I threw that thing against the wall… I mean who makes they own toes curl?? I was excited i accidently gave my rabbit some thank you head…

I HATE U SOOOOOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW! *Kelis voice*
Dawn

candibfly says:

what are fb’s?

#pureandinnocent

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Finga bang
candibfly

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh #englightened
ELove

@candi
Dymond

WHICH FREAKIN POST ARE YA’LL IN???

***falls to the floor and throws a tantrum***
Phrozen1der

@Dawn

@His
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

…
Dawn

Hey Man.. what’s shaking?
FABULOSALAKER

finga bang and u passing this out wen were and how long???
Princess Smarty-Pants

**logs in to fallout**
Phrozen1der

@PSP She don’t have NONE sense
MzDimplez1123

Yall making think of the time my son and *cough* roommate’s daughter found my bullet. It’s a double headed one so they came walking up to me with a head down each of their shirts, switching speeds talking about how fun my toy is and how it tickles. I couldn’t do shit but take it back and find a new hiding spot for it.
Dawn

FABULOSALAKER says:

finga bang and u passing this out wen were and how long???
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from 5-6… then 6:15 -7 and the birthday set starts at 8
Dawn

Phrozen1der says:

@PSP She don’t have NONE sense
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Who? His?
jchotlanta

where you from from Chicago but reside in the “A”
how you make your money office coordinator
kids/ how many yes ,3 boys
single/ married single
facials?
favorite celeb
Favorite Sr Member (flips my hair) CANDI
What you expect to gain from SR some E familia
How did you find out about SR panache report ..
i loved PR till i found out it was a FAKE!!!!

How is everyone???

jc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbYfnlqnRk YSoSerious