Dallas Gives Key to the City to Mike Vick… By Mistake
Apparently, anyone can be elected mayor of Dallas.
The uproar that ensued when people found out that Dallas’ next mayor gave Mike Vick the key to the city, died down quickly when the city took the key back.
Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway presented Vick with the key to the city sometime last week prior to the Superbowl game between the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Caraway, who doesn’t seem very smart, said he believed “a great majority” of the people of Dallas would have supported his decision, despite Vick’s conviction and jail time served for running a vicious dog fighting ring.
Caraway – who is poised to step in as Dallas mayor when Mayor Tom Leppert leaves office – did not say exactly where he was (“somewhere downtown” and “one of the clubs”) or exactly who was sponsoring the event where he handed Vick a key to the city. He said the event occurred around 5 p.m. with children in attendance.
“I gave it to him, sure I did. The wayward children that were there needed to have hope,” he told the media after realizing his error.
The current Mayor Tom Leppert was furious about the civic honor bestowed upon Vick without his permission or knowledge. In a tersely written statement, he said:
“The action taken was not sanctioned by my office and was not an official ceremonial honor on behalf of the City of Dallas. Official Keys to the City are presented by the Mayor, or an elected official designated by the Mayor, and reserved, on a limited basis, for an elected official of international status. Clearly, this was not the case in this situation and done without my knowledge or approval.” Source
As fate would have it, the same man who adopted Mel, one of Vick’s canine victims, went to the ceremony to confront Vick and show him a picture of the dog.
But of course, the coward walked away.
Click the link below to watch the video of the confrontation
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Wow. People getting kicked out of their homes, don’t know where their next meal will come from or if they’ll have a job tomorrow and these dudes are still on about Vick and some dogs? The man paid his dues, let him be great and stop hating.
NFL player Donte Stallworth killed a man while driving drunk, where is the outrage for his actions? I don’t support dog fighting or cruelty to animals but the man has paid his debt to society. He lost his job and money and spent 2 years in Federal prison. Enough already.
Let Vick win dat SuperBowl and put some (more) money in these yt folks pockets, they’ll be givin him their daughters and a whole litter of puppies.
Yt folk… SMH.
@CINDERELLA
“NFL player Donte Stallworth killed a man while driving drunk, where is the outrage for his actions? I don’t support dog fighting or cruelty to animals but the man has paid his debt to society. He lost his job and money and spent 2 years in Federal prison. Enough already.”
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The NFL is basically a glorified male prison league. Half the players been arrested for one thing or another. And yes, they have had a few “murder investigations.”
Of course, Vick is the most “high profile,” playin QB, black, and had that mega-contract so they couldn’t WAIT to get that fool. SMH.
Let Vick win dat SuperBowl and put some (more) money in these yt folks pockets, they’ll be givin him their daughters and a whole litter of puppies.
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I’m just scratching my head at this whole thing because, he was given a key to a city where he doesn’t even live, pay taxes, work, etc..
He didn’t receive the official key that dignitaries or VIPs receive. The mayor pro tem gave a key to Vick in recognition of his volunteer work with the kids in Dallas. He was on the radio this morning.
I agree, he did his time..LET IT GO! TEAM VICK!
Oh well back to bed and watchin tv so yall have a good one
I do feel sorry for the dog but ppl are gonna have to let this go the man should be more proud that he has the dog in his care then to be harassing a man who went to jail for his crime
Veteran SR Family member OnlineFan passed away earlier this month. Not sure of all the details
Damn Rene I just asked you who in the other post
Stay still so you can respond
Leo says:
I’m just scratching my head at this whole thing because, he was given a key to a city where he doesn’t even live, pay taxes, work, etc..
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This is just an example of the mayor pro tem kissing ass before he’s even in office. I predict another Kwame Kilpatrick-type scandal before his term is up.
renegadesince1985 says:
Veteran SR Family member OnlineFan passed away earlier this month. Not sure of all the details
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Oh wow. I’m sorry to hear that.
renegadesince1985 says:
Veteran SR Family member OnlineFan passed away earlier this month. Not sure of all the details
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RIP. Sad to hear that.
So what does the key actually open????
Sorry Choco…I figured everyone was in this post.
@Renegade Dang,sorry to hear that.. I
for all of those dealing with the loss….
In other dog related news, Waka Flocka Flames will be the next spokesperson for PETA. If this their way of reaching out to the Black community, try again PETA.
ohpretty1 says:
He didn’t receive the official key that dignitaries or VIPs receive. The mayor pro tem gave a key to Vick in recognition of his volunteer work with the kids in Dallas. He was on the radio this morning.
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Didn’t the soon to be Mayor say it was an “honorary key”, or was this after the hoopla?
@Cinderella
He keeps his clothing on…
@ Cinderella – I heard that the other day and was
renegadesince1985 says:
Veteran SR Family member OnlineFan passed away earlier this month. Not sure of all the details
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@ Anna – He said it was honorary.
Phrozen1der says:
So what does the key actually open????
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Joke on the radio today “When they found out Vic had the key to the city everyone changed their locks”.
@Rene
That news made me really sad for some reason
No biggie
PPL should stop picking on Vic tho and with that Im out FAM have a blessed one
@Choco Yeah me too. She’s was only 41. Sad.
@Anna
@Choco
I support Vick. I hope he wins a few superbowls so he can take that golden boy crown from Brady.
#thatisall
@Phrozen, He will be shirtless.
@Cinderella
ohpretty1 says:
@ Anna – He said it was honorary.
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Right, that’s what I thought, so what’s the problem? I guess it’s the equivalent of someone giving Fantashia a Honorary Doctrine Degree. They didn’t make Vic Dog Warden.
R.I.P. to OnlineFan and prayers go out to her family.
@Phrozen, I rather him appear in magazine ads then in a P.S.A. Can you imagine him talking? : “I go hard in da muthafugging paint for animals.”
…and just to be clear, I’m not hating on Vick – I’m a HUGE Eagles fan. Just stating the obvious!
@Cinderella
Was there any other mention of Tina Marie’s death/passing (ie. memorial, funeral, autopsy)? I feel like I’ve missed something…Sandrita maybe you can answer me?
chacha there was a “lil” something on here about it a while ago
Well R.I.P. to the Online Fan. I also will pray for the family.
#teamVick
I knew something bad happened to onlinefan but I had no idea it would be death. I reached out on FB to her last month cause she had been missing from twitter for over 2mths RIP
Shout out to Mike…continue to talk to the youth and people who are open to recieving you and your walk to redemption because we all know in America if your a ninja you get no second chances
SMH! What does this dude want? A cookie? Why is he always the first one to complain anytime someone does something or says something good about Vick? If what you truly care about is the damn dog like you say, you would have adopted it, taken care of it and kept it pushing! You aren’t even the only person to adopt one of those dogs but you always “protesting.” I wonder if people would condone this type of behavior if people who adopted abused children showed up protesting their biological parents every chance they got???? Oh wait I forgot, the real ish don’t matter in this country!
You did a good deed, it shouldn’t even matter if Vick is trying to redeem himself, you want the man to never get a second chance because the dog ain’t over it….c’mon that’s as silly as it gets!
RIP OnlineFan
CANDI!!!!!!! Good Morning *Makes Pancakes and Eggs with a side of Cheese grits for his queen*
@ Al Morning fam how you
Bruh she likes meat lots of meat
What up Bruh Im cool You?
*sits down at the table in my hello kitty onsie* bruhman ur so sweet when ur not e-whoring
al zip it
WEN ARE YT FOLKS GON LET GO OF THIS SH!T HE MADE A MISTAKE HE PAID FOR IT WITH MONEY AND PRISON TIME HE PAID HIS FUKN TIME LET THE MAN BE GREAT AND GET OFF HIS NUTS….. YEEYYY YEAAAAAAH!!! GOOD MORNING SR FAM
<<< w/bacon & cheese bagel
*takes 8 bites outta laker’s bagel* i’m so hungry *faints* hold me!
@CANDI ***TRIES TO MOVE FINGER OUT THE WAY BUT TOO LATE…**
U HUNGRY THIS A.M??? **MAKES CANDI A CHORIZO AND EGG BURRRRRITO WITH A SIDE OF HASH BROWN AND BIG OL GLAS OF OJ** HERE MAMAS NEVER GO HUNGRY AROUND A MEXICAN WE GOT TORTILLAS 
ALBoy says:
Bruh she likes meat lots of meat
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renegadesince1985 says:
Veteran SR Family member OnlineFan passed away earlier this month. Not sure of all the details
February 9, 2011 at 5:31 pm
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Thanks for keeping us informed. I will keep OnlineFan’s family and friends in prayer.
MOANIN FAM!
RIP ONLINE FAN
I WAS DELETING SOME OLD EMAILS RAN ACROSS ONE OF HERS LAST WEEK
candibfly says:
*sits down at the table in my hello kitty onsie* bruhman ur so sweet when ur not e-whoring
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You should have seen me I was being faithful I sat in the
And read the good book even though Ch Cha wanted to e-fvck I told her no I was being good
HIS NUTS….. YEEYYY YEAAAAAAH!!! GOOD MORNING SR FAM <<< w/bacon & cheese bagel
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Lakers I am going to make you a Smoothie to go with that Bagel
Good Morning everyone.
If I were Vick I would get a restraining order put on this dude that KEEPS showing up every time he goes somewhere. Isn’t that stalking?!?
Leave this man alone! If he wants to hand out keys to the city why do you give a fugg anyway?? Do you live there??
And what does this say to the kids he was speaking to? Vick served his time and is trying to move on. Others need to do the same. Hell PEOPLE get murdered EVERYDAY and you don’t see this much effort put into those cases
America is a fuqing joke smh…
HELLO ALL. LOVE ME SOME MIKE VICK, LOVE ME SOME MIKE VICK, LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME SOME MIKE VICK! That said, dogs are dogs and humans are humans, treat them as such. Wish we were so preoccupied with helping the children of Haiti or Africa or America for that matter. Peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
renegadesince1985 says:
Veteran SR Family member OnlineFan passed away earlier this month. Not sure of all the details
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R.I.P OnlineFan…i don’t think i ever had the pleasure of meeting you but I’m sure he\she is in a better place…
I always wondered if i ever passed how would my virtual family find out….i think i might need to place some of ya’ll niccas in my will
@BRUH U SOOO SWEET
THANKS MAKE IT SCRAWBERRY AND BANANA!!
@MS.LADY WAS SHE HERE BEFORE I WAS?? DON’T REMEMBER HER NAME BUT WITH ALL RESPECT RIP ONLINE FAN
Morning everyone!! I’m counting down to 3:30pm. My bags are packed and I am ready to get the hell out of Atlanta.
***throws on jeans, a turtleneck and a matching vest made out of old Russell Stover chocolate boxes and doilies*
@bruhman i did see u go sit in the corner i’m always watching
@laker u are so good to me!
i just bought some tortillas the other day. u gave me a suggestion. gonna make myself a breakfast burrito tomorrow.
@yvonne *swan dives into ur lap* morning
renegadesince1985 says:
Veteran SR Family member OnlineFan passed away earlier this month. Not sure of all the details
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My regards and my blessing to his family!
so where we goin Whyvonne
@CANDI
JUST MAKE SURE WHEN U COOK THE CHORIZO NOT TO ADD NO OIL BEFORE U COOK IT AND DRAIN THE CHIT OUT BEFORE U ADD THE EGGS OR UR SH!T GON COME OUT WITH A POUND OF FAT!!! 
MY YT HOMEGIRL TRIED TO MAKE SOME CHORIZO AND EGG BURRITOS AND THAT SH!T WAS SOGGY GREASY 
yvonne79 says:
Morning everyone!! I’m counting down to 3:30pm. My bags are packed and I am ready to get the hell out of Atlanta.
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Where you off too?
He deserves a key. Redemption and forgiveness is a fundamental tenant of Christianity. Vick should be a perfect example of that religious application. I think he is positive role! He did something wrong and took responsibility for it. He suffered the consequences and is standing up and trying to RIGHT his wrong! Right on Black man!
@laker well i don’t have chirozo. i got chicken sausage with garlic and spinach from target #fancy
pls send me a cookbook for ur fav mexican recipes i’m part mexican u know, i’m from Texas so i’m part mexican by default
@Candi: Hey sweetest taboo!!
@Brown: Well…*giggles* the beau and I (and four other couples)are heading to the cabins for three days and two nights. I’m so freaking excited! Can you tell??
Whyvonne, I think my best friend and her hubby went to those same cabins last yr for Vday and she loved it!
couples retreat
why wasn’t i invited?!
@yvonne cabin feva!!!
if u were born anywere near the fukn border of texas or cali ur a certified wet back in my eyes 
@candi
@Yvonne
Wait- you not taking my Rosa with you, are you?! *pulls blade out of cleavage again*
And RIP to OnlineFan, I remember her vaguely….
Morning folks….I am here. Feeling like a LOSER!
@CandiB….you know why I feel like a loser…
*Wraps up in my regular snuggie…and sets the Carolina one on FIYAH.
Have fun @Yvonne. By cabins does that mean Gatlinburg?
@Brown: Really? Cool…my only concern is if my car is going to make it up the mountain since it snowed last night (sigh). I’ve spent too much money on Valentine’s Day. I pray I don’t have to rent a car too. Let me harrass these people and see what they recommend. Be right back…..
*hangs ‘DO NOT DISTURB’ sign on laptop*
@kwall *falls on the ground sobbing, snotting, and hicupping* lawd whyyyyyyyyy?! why couldn’t they hold out for the win?! i swear life ain’t been no crystal stair
i had to endure the taunts from dook…(and maryland for some reason
)fans
@MAN
when you get here
i need you to hit me on email aceswildnc @ gmail
got a quick question ad don’t have your new email.
rip&l onlinefan
AWWW NAWW YOU DON UP AND DONE IT AWW HAIL NAWW U DON UP AND DONE IT
NAPPY ROOTS #BORED
Moanin Dymond!
candibfly says:
i had to endure the taunts from dook…(and maryland for some reason )fans
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Dont feel too bad Syracuse lost and thats my squad, I hate the Hoyas!!!!!
*puts on a onsie made of marshmellows and hops into a giant mug* want some hot chocolate dymond?!
why couldn’t they hold out for the win?!
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Chile I KNOW…I was so confident they had it I LEFT right after the half! I was getting scared that they was gonna WIN and my black behind was gonna get STUCK on Franklin St. (it has happened to me before!) and not be able to get out of Chapel Hill til 1 a.m. So I bid errybody a good nite…got on the road and listened and couldn’t BELIEVE it!
Roy better get his “maybe another NIT tourney again this year” chit togeva or his azz gonna be out of a JOB! He better ask Matt Doughtery what happens to losing azz coaches in Chapel Hill! They get canned in the middle of the season that’s what!
@KDub: I wish we were going to Gatlinburg. I heard it’s beautiful there. We’re heading to the N Georgia Mountains staying at some place called Lonesome Paws Cabins in the “Bella Vista”….
@Sassy: Hey pretty lady! Are you feeling better?
Oh and good morning to all of the other Sandra Rose buds online. How y’all doin?
it was horrible bruhman! *falls into ur lap crying hysterically*
Hey Dymond!! How are you boo??
I wish we were going to Gatlinburg. I heard it’s beautiful there.
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It is! We go to Cherokee, NC all the time to snuggle up with slot machines and sometimes we make the extra 45 minutes over to Gatlinburg if we want to go shopping or out to eat or shop (not much in Cherokee)…Only thing is…you gotta cross OVER the Blue Ridge Parkway and you are literally looking over the side of the mtn. the whole time as you are driving. That mess is scary as HAIL. My sister calls them mountain roads…”Jeepers Creepers Roads”
Whyvonne, I’ve been sick the past couple days so my voice is jacked up right, well my great-nephew called me (he’s 2) and started cryin and gave the phone to my sis and said I was a monster!
RIP OnlineFan
KDub says:
That movie creeps me out each and every time I see it. I told everyone in the group that we are NOT going hiking or doing any un-necessary exploring. That’s how folks come up missing!
… My sister calls them mountain roads…”Jeepers Creepers Roads”
February 10, 2011 at 9:23 am
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91 BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Whyvonne, I’ve been sick the past couple days so my voice is jacked up right, well my great-nephew called me (he’s 2) and started cryin and gave the phone to my sis and said I was a monster!
February 10, 2011 at 9:24 am
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Damn! You sound that bad? I’m tempted to call just to see…
Morning! ALL Ya’ll
why can’t folks just let Vick be the victorious one he is meant to be 
whats up everybody?
@ Candi Some you Dont Like Meat?
@BrownSuga last winter around this time, my moms was sick TERRIBLE and my baby girl (she just turned 6) answered the phone…I asked her who it was and this little girl said “Some MAN…who says he is my nana”
I CRIED…
hey yvonne! almost forgot it was valentines wknd have fun!!
i would luv some hot chocolate thanx bestie
are they those special marshmallows i like from the stay puft man? #ghostbusters
carolina still losing to dook (like candi say)? ***puts on my xtra small tank that says my homegirl graduated from dook and what?
u and ice cube
@ laker
Cfree KWALL Lakeshow Yvonne Dymond SASO WHats Up Ladies
@ Ace
What up
Lol Kwall
My coworkers have been tellin me I sound like Darth Vader
CFREE!!
@DYMOND WE WOVE U TOO
@AL HEY THER BUDDY HOW U DOING THIS A.M?
carolina still losing to dook (like candi say)? ***puts on my xtra small tank that says my homegirl graduated from dook and what?
I wanna love you so bad…but you taunt me sportswise into madness!
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*Rips off the Dook tank…which is the wrong shade of blue ANYWAY…tosses it into the fiyah with that loser-azz Carolina snuggie…
DYMOND!!
show me what u got lil mama, show me what u got pretty lady 
@Dymond
Mornin’ sexy!
@Al
Mornin to you too, babe!
@Yvonne
Hey! I’m feeling much better! Thanks for asking. So you’re going to the cabins? Are you gonna put a sign up that says: “if this cabin’s rocking, don’t come a-knockin’!”
Darth Vader!
@Dymond: Thanks, I’ma try to be on my best behavior….scout’s honor!
*checks for halo over my head. Yep, it’s still in place*
Im headed to Gaitlynburg in a few weeks to chill
*rips off dymond’s shirt and burns it* don’t u ever wear a shirt with the words dook on it *grabs a knife and flies thru the air*
Alboy
hold me! my body is so sore, billy blanks is the devil 
@Cfree
Eff Billy Blanks! Jillian Michaels- THAT BISH IS THE MUHFUKKN DEVIL!!!! She even looks like it while she’s working out too- with them beady eyes!
I done called her a “militant, hateful, sorry bish” at LEAST 4 times a day this week…
gooooddddd morning everyone!
@KINGSTON HEY
HOW IS UR MORNING GOING?
Done she see the luscious!
kdub burned it forgive me
put the knife away…u been around HIS too long
@Sassy I tried Jillian a few weeks ago and was sweating bullets and this ho3 gon say that was just the warmup?
@Sassy: That’s good to hear!
I plan on rocking the hell out of that cabin you hear me? And I dare someone to intervene.
(opens the 4th floor window and screams)
“It’s my wood and I want it now!!” Do you know this nicca has been holding out all week? Says he’s saving all his love for the cabins. I tired to take it at night but he comes to bed with sweats, shorts and then boxers underneath that. My mind was thinking, what the hell? Were you cheating and caught something? I’m just saying, how do you go from giving it to me 2-3 times a day to none at all? After arguing with his ass for two hours, I came to the conclusion I’m being paranoid. Or am I? I mean seriously, I’ve been begging since Sunday for him to blow on it, kiss it, lick it, poke it with a finger..SOMETHING! I tell ya, he may get raped while unloading the car.
*contemplates calling him to cuss him out for depriving me*
@ laker
it’s great. ’cause they canceled classes & i don’t have to do my rotations today.
& i got some last night.
Al i can’t shake nuttn
my cheeks hurt
C’mere Cinna Bun Brown
2-3 times a day
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stop bragging *slumps to the ground and weeps softly*
Ah sh!t! Go Kingston….at least someone is getting it in.
I plan on getting VagWasted
Lets Get Naked
@KINGSTON WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
DO TELL WAS IT GOOD??? WAS HE HANDSOME TALL AND SEXY??? 
<<<NOSEY #GOTSOMETHISMORNINGSTILLHOT!!
@AL **TIDAY SLAPS U AND RUNS**
@Candi: Ah, poo! Don’t cry. (hands you a tissue)You know I’m not the bragging type. I wouldn’t throw something like that in your face. You’re my bestest friend in the whole wide world
@Yvonne, that nig actn like he waiting on the antibiotics to kick in
And did u say u dare someone to intervene on your peen excursion?
@yvonne that bish in ur gravi is flawwles i tell u flawwles
the carolina dook rivalry is something serious. u couldn’t even begin to understand.
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Yes it is serious! When I worked at the newspaper and UNC lost it used to be library azz QUIET up in that joint the next day. UNC has a huge journalism school, so more than half of the newsroom are UNC grads. Prolly more than half. Them jokas used to call in sick after a big UNC loss, the whole nine. COMEDY. I am native so this is all I know LMAO.
ALBoy says:
Yvonne getting Penus Wasted
February 10, 2011 at 9:49 am
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Nothing worse than a man being stingy with the peen. This weekend I am not taking no for an answer. I swear before God if he doesn’t give me any, furniture WILL BE rearranged in this place!!!
its ok yvonne i will catch up this weekend
*adjusts halo and struts out twisting extra hard*
@ laker
he was alright. the heavens didn’t open or nothing.
yvonne79 says:
ALBoy says:
Yvonne getting Penus Wasted
February 10, 2011 at 9:49 am
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Nothing worse than a man being stingy with the peen. This weekend I am not taking no for an answer. I swear before God if he doesn’t give me any, furniture WILL BE rearranged in this place!!!
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Maybe he is just trying to get you all fired up so yall can really make a Mess this weekend
doing stuff that you ashamed to mention later YESSSSSS Tape that 
CFREE says:
@Yvonne, that nig actn like he waiting on the antibiotics to kick in
February 10, 2011 at 9:52 am
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See, you feel me! Real talk, I tossed a nightstand over with ONE hand trying to get down to the truth. You got somethin’ nicca? Tell the truth and shame the devil..Yeah, I went crazy for a moment but I came back!
@Yvonne
Be patient! He’ll probably be knocking you unconscious come Sunday! And you may be being paranoid- now if he gets up there and is still acting stingy with the peen- THEN call a doc on his azz.
@Kingston
Morning! And I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who got her back blown out with a smill last night….and this morning….been up since 4:30 AM and feeling GREAT!
@kwall when i was a senior in HS in Tx i had no idea about it. I actually applied to both schools (and got into both). but when i interviewed with an alum from duke (in Tx) all she talked about was the carolina dook rivalry. i was thinkin bytch is it that serious
i soon found out that yes it was. i swear i turn into the hulk when someone, especially a dook fan, is talkin bout my school
CFREE
I was thinkin that but didnt wanna say it because I’m tryna be a more posistive person!
Hey Lakes! That’s my female crush, Rosario Dawson.
I share her from time to time with Sassy.
@ sassy
is that why you’re commenting so early?
@Laker
That bish is ALWAYS flawless!! Get yo mind right! Ya’ll KNOW I will cut a bish I love over Rosa, Nia, Megan, Janet and occasionally Mariah & Stacey!
@kingston awww shuks i was thinking he put it down
well my babes put it down he is trying to put out the fire but its still up and going 
@Kingston
LOL!
@Cfree
LMAO! That warm up be serious don’t it! She got me like that with the okey-doke the 1st time I did one of her vids too! Which vid of hers did you try?
I can’t stand y’all heffas who got some last night..(pouts)
kingstonn says:
he was alright. the heavens didn’t open or nothing.
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nevermind the thumbsup
Whyvonne, I been in a drought ALOT longer than you so be grateful!
@sassy
don’t cut me sugah i got it she a bad bish 
Yvonne
i hope he get his mind right, cause it sound like its gon be problems, problems
*sits in the ‘didn’t get any last night’ corner with yvonne*
y’all won’t see me in this bytch come friday tho
i did a jillian michaels vid on demand in my living room…a bytch could barely walk up the stairs the next day! fvck her!
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Whyvonne, I been in a drought ALOT longer than you so be grateful!
February 10, 2011 at 10:02 am
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Yeah, yeah (sucks teeth)
mother nature hated on me so im in the corner w/candi & yvonne
@CFree: For his sake, I hope so too.
Sassy, i can’t remember what the vid was i picked it off ONdemand exercise tv. Im gonna try it again tho cause anything that hard has to show results but i swear i was so pissed off that day i turned to tv str8 off!
@Candi
I’ve been doing her vids for 15 days now and the day after the first…..I WAS PARALYZED, ya hear me?!
I was mumbling, cursing and giving that bish all kinds of hell in my head…
That’s not right to give someone something and then take it back but at least it’s just a symbolic gesture, I think. I mean what can a person really do with the “honor”? It’s just embarassing for him. Mike Vick is one of my crushes so I have a bias towards him
@Cfree
I’ve got three of her vids and am now halfway through the 1st one. Bish is bad! It definitely does work if you stick to it…and don’t cheat on the exercises….everyday….like I did ar first.
candibfly says:
i did a jillian michaels vid on demand in my living room…a bytch could barely walk up the stairs the next day! fvck her!
Musta been the same one! that bytch is a fool wit it!
@AttorneyMom
Damn you! You said a new post is up and I ran to refresh and sh*t and was looking all confused and then figured out that you was talking about a post on your plantation blog and not here!
Don’t punk me like that! Got my mouth all set for a new post and it wasn’t even a word on the page!
@candi i push play on one of her dvd’s and the look tht bish had in her eye scared me it felts like she was looking at the fat chunky recees loving bish and destroying her so i turn the **** off and return the dvd
i did the same thing. gathered up all my snacks thinkin there was a new post to get comfy on
Check it, he’s on my phone now shooting the breeze. I’m trying really hard to behave but it isn’t working. I don’t want to hear about your co-workers and the jokes they just told you and how it’s so funny you has to share it with me.
He says: Well, what do you want to talk about?
Me: Let’s talk about that d!ck….
He says: Damn, it’s like that?
Me: Watchu thank? (Southern accent coming out)
He says: You’re hell….
HEYYYYYY YALL
#RIP OnlineFan
I knew something wasn’t right when I didn’t see her on twitter
She was so nice. Prayers are with her family.
laker!
i def only did her vid once. now i do vids with more lowkey sweeter hosts.
i have just started takin this cardio kickboxing class at bally’s tho and the bytch is crazy! but in a good way. she’s fun. i be about to pass out and die but it’s still fun
i will thank her when i have my j lo booty and i can fit into a size 4
I gave Jillian’s workout DVD to my cousin! Bish take it! Don’t een bother about returning it! Its a GIFT!
I did it for 3 weeks and threw in the TOWEL. Even after 3 weeks…I was nowhere NEAR keeping up! Never seen anything like it!
@YVONNE
THAT MAN GON GET SOME PUNANI IN THEM CABINS NOT EVEN THE ABONIMAL SNOW MAN GON SAVE HIS AZZ 
FABULOSALAKER says:
I love Reese cups too….
@candi i push play on one of her dvd’s and the look tht bish had in her eye scared me it felts like she was looking at the fat chunky recees loving bish and destroying her so i turn the **** off and return the dvd
February 10, 2011 at 10:14 am
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I wish people would just let go of this dog fighting stuff. Its in the past. What if your dirty laundry was put out on front street, wouldn’t you want forgiveness? This man has done his time for the crime. I mean Charlie Sheen is just one of the few celebs that keep f-ing up! #team redemption. Looking forward to seeing Chris Brown on SNL this weekend
Laker
I will gut you like a fish over a Resee’s
I get violent over chocolate!
*adds Jillian to the must do to get fine list* she got e’rbody shook
speaking of CHRIS BROWN, that No BS song is stuck in my head. how come my fav part is “reach up in that dresser where them condoms is” #dontjudgeme #teamvirginbutcurious
That’s sad to hear about Online Fan
hay MIRS!
thanx saso..i was about to type the same chit
hey cheeks cant wait to see chris
morning ceasalio!!
Why the fluck are we still stuck in this dog post?
Morning anyway, I guess.
#Tired
#Cranky
#NeedsANap
#NeedsALaugh
sup MIRS
morning!!
*adds Jillian to the must do to get fine list* she got e’rbody shook
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I got her dvd as a gift for my bday…I have Michelle Obama arms now! Thanks Jill!
@MS.LADY
I GOT RESEE’S CUP,PIECES AND MINI CUPS 
I ALREADY HAVE TO FIGHT MY LIL MAN HE LOVES THEM TOO!! ERRTIME WE GO TO THE STORE I GET A KING SIZE RESEES AND TRY TO GET HIM A REGULAR ONE BY THE TIME I PAY HE DONE SWITCH THE CHOCOLATE TO KING SIZE!!!
Candiii!!! Yas! that is my shyt!
if u can’t girl, baby say when 
don’t u be on that bullshyt, yeah e yeah
@BUBBLIN SUGA
I have a Jello No Bake Reese’s dessert in my fridge rit now.
sup Yso
Cheeks Michelle’s arms are the bizness
@YSO UMMMM SOUNDS GOOD
**GOES IN UR FRIDGE LIKE IM FAM AND TAKES A SLICE WITH GLAS OF CHOCOLATE MILK** 
@Kdub
Why didn’t you keep the set and work on em until you could keep up?! LMAO! You jyst quit and gave em away?
@Cheeks
ME too- I noticed my arms was getting swole first….then my abs.
@Candi
My Bally’s just started offering kickboxing classes too. I’m scurred. Is it painful? Does it work?
@Cfree…Hope you won’t be giving it away like I was! My cousin lives a GOOD 30 minutes away in the opposite direction. She was like I am going out to get that copy of Jillian tonight from Target…SKEEEERT…hold your horses cuz…don’t go…I’m on my way…
Drove 30 min. to get that heffa Jillian up out my LIFE!
I won’t tell y’all how many bishes I would kill for Mrs. Obama’s legs.
YSO greetings to ya and chit like that
@Kwall
Which DVD was it? 30DS? (That’s what I’m doing now.)
How far in the vid did you get?
Cheeks Michelle’s arms are the bizness
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During her workout she says I want you to feel like u are going to die…I know I’m almost at the end when I start seeing dark spots…I end up drinking like 4 glass of water doing that ish…
@LAKER
I sneezed all over that so enjoy.
x infinity
@Cheeks
Yeah- you must be doing 30 day shred too then. She says that a lot: “when you feel like you’re going to die, KEEP GOING! That’s how you know it’s working.”
Me: “:blank: What bish? That don’t even make no sense, you stupid, ho! It can’t work if I die, jackazz!”
LMAO!
SASO i think each kickboxing class is diff, like the one i go to, there really isn’t much “real kickboxing” going on.
now when i was at LA Boxing a bytch was flyin thru the air at a punching bag and used boxing gloves. the ones at regular gyms aren’t so bad. mostly aerobic type exercises with punches here and there.
@yso
I THOUGHT IT WAS EXTRA MOIST!!! 
Sassy kickboxing is the MOST amazing workout ever. U work your entire body core and all. Thats why swear by Billy Blanks, its hard for the 1st couple times then u get used to it
Kdub, im not payn for the broad to torture me i get free ondemand.
@LAKER
Sharing is caring.
@Cheeks
Yeah- you must be doing 30 day shred too then. She says that a lot: “when you feel like you’re going to die, KEEP GOING! That’s how you know it’s working.”
Me: “:blank: What bish? That don’t even make no sense, you stupid, ho! It can’t work if I die, jackazz!”
LMAO!
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LMBO! Yes thats the one I do. I try to do the whole dvd at once. That heffa makes me extra mad when u have already done like 12 reps with the weights and u think you are done and she gonna jump in with u like we just started. Im like bish I thought we were already done? I cant feel my arms!
YSO
anything I dont wanna share I just cough on it!
Sandra on break or something?
What’s up yall?
@YVONNE
“He says: Well, what do you want to talk about?
Me: Let’s talk about that d!ck….
He says: Damn, it’s like that?
Me: Watchu thank? (Southern accent coming out)
He says: You’re hell….”
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at this convo!
@BUBBLIN SUGA
That chit don’t work in my family.
@Man: Dude, straight has me frustrated!!!
Good Morning SR Familia…
Hi MzLadiKim!
<—waving hello, not goodbye
Morning all.
Ugh, I’m so miserable I can’t get the smileys right!!
*hops on a stallion and gallops over to awesome* morning
@Candi & Cfree
Hmmm….I may have to give this a try. I can use an extra bit of cardio in my workouts.
@Cheeks
I hate that too! She’ll jump in after like 30 reps and go: “keep going, we’re not done yet. I know it hurts but keep pushing it- almost there.” How the hell do she know it hurts when she didn’t have to do the 1st 30 reps with us cause she busy talking about Anita’s form and sh*t!!
But you do all 3 workouts at once? Power to you! I struggle thru just one! And be sweating and gasping for air when it’s time for that cool-down!
@CANDI
Hey there beautiful!
**kisses hand**
@Awesome
Morning!
is Sandra off today?
*climbs on Candis shoulders* Heyyy Bew!
Yvonnnneeeee
how u doing Awesome?
I done called her a “militant, hateful, sorry bish” at LEAST 4 times a day this week…
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manuel *nip pinch* what it do?
SASO!!!
My intelligent bish *bats lashes*
@ His…….
I have been trying to build a daily rapprot with you since you >:(
me out a few days ago and now you ignore me…….Fine!!!!!!
*squeals like 8347 tinys*
HIS!
*lays on top of a giant size bowl of ice cream and puts a cherry in my belly button* want a sundae?
Rapport*
@Bruh, was I HERE when u tried 2 do this? cus when I am HERE I respond to u
How u doing?
that damn Candi always knows just how to get me randy!
wait, what??!! am I a rapper??? awwww yeah
Hey His Mommy!
I guess this is all Sandra has for us at the moment….
Wassup @Candi @His and @Sassy
I been tryin to on all morning, but apparently today is “bring yo ignant azz parent to school” day. So I been in conferences all morning.
@HIS
Sandra gawn make me crawl up under this desk and fall asleep
@Cheeks
I hate that too! She’ll jump in after like 30 reps and go: “keep going, we’re not done yet. I know it hurts but keep pushing it- almost there.” How the hell do she know it hurts when she didn’t have to do the 1st 30 reps with us cause she busy talking about Anita’s form and sh*t!!
But you do all 3 workouts at once? Power to you! I struggle thru just one! And be sweating and gasping for air when it’s time for that cool-down!
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Ive had that dvd since aug so it took me a while to build up. It took us having this blizzard and me bein bored to really push myself thru them all, I was not able to make it to the Y since they close it when weather is bad (ol lazy arses!). I just started circuit training this week tho. I tell u what I dies like 6 times during the workout but once I was done with it boy did I feel good!
Hey are any of yall on myfitnesspal.com?
So, what are we gonna talk about now y’all? I’s bored….
Hey Blu *applies gloss* how u dern today?
Lakerrrrrrrrrrrrr *nipple pinch*
*hops on mr blu’s shoulders* morning!
My heartfelt condolescences (sp) goes out to Onlinefan’s family.
when i get out of kickboxing i feel like running all the way home u hear me?! have me walkin like i got trampolines stuck to the bottom of my shoes.
This story is jus stupid all around. So someone who isn’t even a mayor gave the key to the city to someone who doesn’t live in or represent the city???
@Candi…so are we tryna be a leaning tower? cus i’m still on your shoulders chile
good thing Blu works out!
Wasssup Candi girl…..good morning to you
@SASO Ultimate Workout…I got through the whole thing but hell I was missing steps, parts…huffing puffing…My baby used to call herself working out with me…This lil girl tells me “Mommy…you not doing what SHE said do…” GETCHO lil self outta here. I don’t need an inner voice in the form of a 6 yo! I already gotta deal with this heffa Jillian!
WASSSSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP @Laker
Ysooooooooooooooooooooooo
hey buttercup!
@ His..im good just quaditasking between here, my cases, homework, and listening to my podmates at work
I guess yall azzes don’t see the luscious since yall didnt speak!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*picks up bullhorn*
KDUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
@YVONNE
I’m with you, let’s get a topic started or summin since Sandra ain’t givin us nuthing this morning.
@MR.BLU
GOOD MORNIG TEACHER WHAT WILL WE LEARN TODAY **HOPS ON TOP OF UR SHOLDER*** DAM IS THAT HIS ON TOP?? 
U SHO IS SCRRRONG MR.BLU
And there goes the 4th period bell….DAMMMMIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
@ His Wahst Up Baby?
@MR.BLU POP AN “EDUCATIONAL” MOVIE AND CALL IT A DAY
Its Bout to be DNA All over the mountains this weekend when Yvonne finally get her some
Make A Mess then 
Top o’ da late mo’ning to ya @Al
Morning folks!!!
@Laker *squeals* cute gravi bew
Thinknig of DNA and Faces
What err body doing this weekend
I’m doing good everyone. Thanks. I’m in my second go round of P90X. First time I made it through two months and the first couple of weeks had me stiff as frankenstein. Thigh and azz cheeks muscles were ON FIRE after doing the plyo………
MORNING EVERYONE I see we still in this post
damn SANDRA!!!!!
FIANCE
hey love
Hey Phrozen! *slides a ‘class clown’ onesie on u*
how u doing?
*snaps onesie*
@AlBoy: You’re wild!
I plan on showing that dude noooooo mercy. There will be no tapping out and most certainly NO WATER BREAKS!
@His & Blu
Blu- I know them conferences were a mess! I’ll require details later, please.
Morning sweeties!!
@Kdub
LMAO! I haven’t tried that DVD yet. I may buy that one. And your daughter was just tryna help YOU get your body right! Don’t be yelling at the baby!
Look! It’s Phrozen…. *chunks a can of Dr Pepper at your head*
@his thanks hun
HOW U DOING??
@PHRO HEY THERE
*party hops around phrozen to No Hands* what up phro?! *yahoo:
*gets naked and lays down a slip n slide covered in chocolate*
FIANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*slides right over to Harlem*
Ur turn *rips off ur clothes*
Miss H how you readbetweenthelines
I havent been on here regularly in a loooooong time (special project at work had me actually working and ish smh). I see we have a bunch of new men folks in here
.
*drives up 95 N and pays $874547 in tolls just to say hey to harlem*
WIpes my finger over the chocolate slip and slide licks finger um that taste a lot better than chocolate
WHAT Up Phrozen
<—-Head Nod NoRatchetO
<<<<THE BOO TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE THE PUSS IN BOOTS OFF SHREK WHEN HE GOT THEM GOOGLY EYES
@CHEEKS
What you been working on? What you do again?
@ Cheeks Hello Im New Im Al How you
Hey @ His
@His @Yvonne @Fab @Candi
I swear that “I don’t comb my hair” chick walks past my cube intentionally to be judged DAILY, but iREFUSE to give in
@Candi
I counted on a trip in 2008!! It’s $24 going and $21 coming back!!!!!
Mownin yall!
@ALBoy Waddap?!
***hides under my desk from Dimpz gravie, shudders***
@MZDIPMZ
TO DAT SSSCARY GRAVI!!
@DIMPZ
What up? That Eric Williams life like mask is hilarious. LOL.
Where my nigga Ace been?
@ Phrozen Friday Be ready for her with a super hard brush and tackle her when she walks past your cube be Like UM huh thought i wouldnt gone getchu didnt ya lay down stop that hollerin brush brush brush
breathin all heavy sweatin nah come in here next wekk loking crazy and you gone get it again
SASO they are. if i didn’t have this damn dog i’d megabus that shyt everytime!
@AlBoy
You aint right!!!!
Heyyyy Dimpz!
@SASO and CANDI….I HATE TOLLS! and Jersey is full of em
i see dimpz’ pic instead of that scary one
anywho, hey dimpz
@ Mz D Morning Baby Lovin that smile
How is Lil LED
@ Yvonne79…sup miss lady- love the pic…I’m bored too..I need to just put my lil Wizard of Oz red skripper shoes on and tap them to go somewhere else…work today is
@ Man………You see the resemblance too?! I changed it but, I guess it didn’t update yet.
*sighs* The MAN been making Ace earn his check lately.
Sorry Yvonne!
Atleast I took your mind off of “things” for a minute.
Aww Lakerlosa! I didn’t mean to scare you too!
@man in the other post ace said to email him
@Candi #263 I just saw that
@ Al- Im good ready for it to warm up in this neck of the woods
@ Man- insurance, long story short we have a bunch of non program shops and what to jump on our preferred program so that they can get more business, we have a checklist of this they have to pass to get on. *Sidenote-body shops rob us all blind and that is why insurance rates are so high
@CANDI
“if i didn’t have this damn dog ”
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How is Snoopy doin?
@phro don’t be tryin to do that hop i made up (in a multicultural sorority) at CIAA
Dimpz! *snaps* Looking FABULOUS bish!
@MzDimplez1123: Thanks for looking out for me. YOU ROCK!!
On another note, cute picture. Orange is really your color……
@CANDI
“in the other post ace said to email him”
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Really? Dayum. I missed that. I don’t have his email anymore because I had to close mine after it got hacked.
I LOST ALL MY AZZSHOTS!!!
BBL ya’ll
@manuel he’s doing ok. annoying as ever. his best friend zack (a semi house trained yorkie) is visiting for awhile.
Hey Hissy! What’s poppin this AM?
CANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come wrap me in your innocence!
Thanks Al! I personally hate my smiley face pics but, I guess I can’t give Ice Cube face all the time. LOL
I LOST ALL MY AZZSHOTS!!!
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i’m sure u can ask that ONE slow chick that sent u a shot to resend
@ Phrozen my fault that is a soft spot for me cause my boss (very unfortunate looking individual) keeps her hair in a WRAP all day ERR day and the back of her neck is extra grey and NAPPY Im like You got one mo time to come in here like that before I hold you down and twist your hair up like I do my girls. you ever just wanted to force wash some chicks hair and grease there scalp. It pisses me off
@Candi Nah, I’m not a neo anymore so I’m the stand there and postup (While looking fly) type dude these days…..A party where partyhopping CAN occur is one I’m too OLD to be at minus Homecoming…
@CANDI
” he’s doing ok. annoying as ever. his best friend zack (a semi house trained yorkie) is visiting for awhile.
”
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¿¿¿
???
You STILL got that Yorkie with you? They must get along with each other or somthin.
So now everyone who sent you azz shots are gonna be subjected to spam email
@ALBoy I feels ya LOL! Wait, she keeps the doobie in the holster AT WORK?!?!
#WDDDA?
phro u would be surprised at the age of some of the folks hopping…at a regular party
i have bad memories tho, i almost lost my life when atomic dog came on at a party
@Dimpz
Hey! I love your new gravi! Your smile is really pretty!
@Candi & His
I’d megabus it too if their schedule didn’t suck!! Plus to add in parking once you get up there-especially in NY! It’s worse than anal sex…
@ Sassy…here’s an excerpt of one of the letters
” The most hard part for me in algerber is the graphing because it confuseing and it dose not make any seanse for me. All the steps all or hard to folow and go in a spesific order that is also hard to folow? ”
SMH….and it gets worse
damn i forgot i told u about zack, yeah it has been a minute. i told his owner that march 1 was his eviction date no matter what
@CANDI
“I LOST ALL MY AZZSHOTS!!!
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i’m sure u can ask that ONE slow chick that sent u a shot to resend
”
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Yeah, I’m sure
SoloDiva“ol girl” can’t wait for me to post my new email address so she can resend.Anal sex!
Sorry, don’t know why I zoomed in on that. Someone help me please!!! 
@Candi #NoRoo to that
Ummm this past weekend we were at Davidson and MY undergraduate advisor was STILL up there partying when even I said the stepshow is over,this isn’t my crowd and I’m out…. I heard he partied til the wee-hours he’s categorically #LAME!
I mean, wtf?! Is Sandra out getting her taxes done or something?! What is going on with the lack of posts lately?!
*sucks teeth- pulls out pink slip and favorite black pen*
@ Phrozen all day everyday then the Other Chicks of a different hue than you and I will tell her your hair is nappy you need to do somethig with that
she just laughs and keeps rolling 
and she is like 36y/o
@Candi & His
I’d megabus it too if their schedule didn’t suck!! Plus to add in parking once you get up there-especially in NY! It’s worse than anal sex…
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yeah i’m dreading driving up there and finding parking
it cost $87457 dollars to pay tolls, gas up, find parking, eat u gotta be a millionaire just to visit!
@BROWN
“So now everyone who sent you azz shots are gonna be subjected to spam email”
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I don’t know if they still sending out the spam since I shut it down.
I think it’s cool now. I gotta hurry up and open a new email tho.
Mr.BluPhi says:
@ Sassy…here’s an excerpt of one of the letters
” The most hard part for me in algerber is the graphing because it confuseing and it dose not make any seanse for me. All the steps all or hard to folow and go in a spesific order that is also hard to folow? ”
SMH….and it gets worse
February 10, 2011 at 11:24 am
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And what grade level are these students on?
@ MzDimplez- please refer me to your dentist….its time for my 6-mo checkup
@Saso
@MrBluPhi Ummm yeah I struggled reading that
@Blu
WOW!!!!!!!! Is this a Title I school or something? How did these kids get to 10th grade?
@YVONNE
“Someone help me please!!! ”
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How can I assist?
here’s an excerpt of one of the letters
” The most hard part for me in algerber is the graphing because it confuseing and it dose not make any seanse for me. All the steps all or hard to folow and go in a spesific order that is also hard to folow? ”
SMH….and it gets worse
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Looks to me as if they are struggling with english too…bless their heart…
Yeah, I’m sure SoloDiva “ol girl” can’t wait for me to post my new email address so she can resend
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@ Alboy….Where do you find your 110 film???
Thanks Sassy!
@ Blu……….HI, i’m Dimpz. Nice to meet you! WTF? @ that letter though?
What grade is that kid in?!
Man everyone who sent you azz shots are probably gettin rnadome emails! LOL
I’m glad you weren’t a receiver of my azz shot!
WHYVONNE! WHYVONNE!
@ALBoy maybe that joint is luxurious AFTER she gets off and she wants it to be sitting all day long… #Reach
@ LadiKim……….Thanks! I went through this phase where I thought I wanted veneers, usta call them Hollywood teeth, then I started seeing shyt like N.Minaj’s and just decided to work with what God gave me.
@ Anal Sex Talk So how many WOMEN have tried it? Good? Bad?Was a trip to the Er involved? Will you try it again?
*
*sits in the innocent corner reading from the book fo Levitra while they talk about anal sex*
*looks around to see who’s watchin before I answer that question*
Phrozen1der says:
@ALBoy maybe that joint is luxurious AFTER she gets off and she wants it to be sitting all day long… #Reach
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Boy Stop
ITS GREY LIKE !ST GRADE DUSTY KID PLAYGROUND DIRT IN THE HAIR GREY 
SASO
that was in 2008 chit by now its probably 100 each way
FIANCE
slides down the slip and slide and rubs all over you so I can lick it all off
ALBOY heyyyy hun
CANDI my bestie ummmm we dont pay tolls we just fly right over darling
@ Candi it could have been an “innocent” mistake
@AL
Team Vick All Day! I love to see people with trash in front of their doors, sweeping in front of other’s! Ha Ha, God is a forgiven God & a God of 2nd chances! So everybody who has a problem with Vick needs to take it to the Lord in prayer!
*in my kandi yodel with the front of my hair dyed red and flipped up to resemble a rooster* we fly above, we we fly above
@MsDimplez- when I use to work in radio every body & their momma had veneers! Yes boo work wit wat God gave ya!! **in my Ms. J from ANTM voice- WORK IT BOO**
Waiting on the women to elaborate on their “anal adventures.”
@ Sassy
Well Monday I told a student to sit up or get out my room. So the student gets up and walks out the room. So after I finished teaching, I wrote him up.
The mother didn’t understand why i wrote him up since i told him to get out. And she doesn’t think that its fair that I pick on her son (this was based on the fact that he has a 47% and a “N” in conduct). She went on to say that her son also told her that I don’t ever let him go to the restroom, but I always let the girls go. And he also told her (and the principal) that I’m bipolar and I jus start yelling at the class for no reason.
Wassup @ Dimp …that dude is in the 9th grade…smh
Nice to meet you too…Im Blu
Sandra Mae,
Please have some quality stories upon your return – don’t be gone all day and come back with an “out and about” and think that’s going to be acceptable… OK?
@MissH
I don’t know because after I added up that trip, I resolved that I would NOT be driving back up to NY unless somebody was paying my way! Eff them tolls!
@Al
Tried it. 5 times. Hated it. Started liking it. Last time went unimaginably wrong. Unbearable pain. Never trying it again. CONCLUSION: BAD.
@BLU
“The mother didn’t understand why i wrote him up since i told him to get out. And she doesn’t think that its fair that I pick on her son (this was based on the fact that he has a 47% and a “N” in conduct). She went on to say that her son also told her that I don’t ever let him go to the restroom, but I always let the girls go. And he also told her (and the principal) that I’m bipolar and I jus start yelling at the class for no reason.”
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Well, you DID give him the option.
I bet there’s some truth to his complaints.
Unbearable pain. Never trying it again. CONCLUSION: BAD.
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^^^i agree (based on assumptions, not like i’ve ever tried it and cried or anything) *adjusts halo*
@SASSY
”
“Tried it. 5 times. Hated it. Started liking it. Last time went unimaginably wrong. Unbearable pain. Never trying it again. CONCLUSION: BAD.
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Sixth time may be the charm tho.
@ Carrington- hey hun how are you…I’m just getting off the floor from the altar from when you were preaching your sermon about Halle Berry….I’m good now..
@MR.BLU SOUNDS LIKE ALL THE SH!T I USED TO TELL MY MAMA “SHE ALWAYS SCREMING AT ME MAMA AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND SHE WOULND’T LET ME SO I WENT” THE TRUTH I WAS BEING LOUD TEACHER TOLD ME THE SAME THING **I WAS IN 10TH GADE TOO**
AND I THOUGHT I WAS BIG AND SH1T SO I WALKED OUT……DIFERENT ENDING THO I GOT MY AZZ BEAT BY MAMA CUZ SHE AT WORK AND SHE BE DAM IF SHE GETS SOO MUCH OF A CALL FROM MY SCHOOL 
@ Sassy yeah it is a Title 1 school. And its really not that bad, but for reason I always end up with the “bad” students who have been in alternative school the past year.
@ Candi…hmmm somebody is always adjusting their halo…you got an extra one justtobeironically laying around?
CANDI
girl you gotta get that new hairstyle she got now with the dry curls
BLU LAWWWWWWDDD that right there makes me want to slap the chit out of the children and parents how dumb would you like for your child to be. Chit they wouldnt last one second in my school growing up SMH
So Your son has 47% in real live school and you tripping over bathroom breaks and right ups you need to be at sylvan or sitting in the class with this child
My momma would have slapped me unconscious bringing home a 47 she took me out of all extracurriculars for making a 75 in Spanish 
@ Laker
Naw this mom defended her son the whole time, and the principal kinda pissed me off too, because he was acting like i was wrong. I jus sat there quiet with my arms folded
@Blu
I couldn’t do your job because I think I would just keep it a little bit TOO real with some of the students and their parents. I’d prolly be fighting everyday.
Why didn’t you just say:
“Look ma’am- let’s just be honest here. Your son aint doing sh*t now, and you’re not encouraging him to do sh*t so lets not waste anymore time. He doesn’t want to learn and be productive, and I don’t want to teach him and waste energy. So why don’t you just just withdraw him, help him pick out the right sized orange jumpsuit, and then you go practice your best “my baby is innocent” cry so that you are ready for action when the time comes and he is sentenced to wearing it. Cause you and I BOTH know….this is probably where he is going anyway, right?
”
What’s wrong with just saying that?
@kim this one is made in china so it’s crooked. i’m waiting for the platinum plated trimond encrusted halo with strobe lights that is being specially made by monks in the andes
Mr Blu
so did you need to be comforted after all of that???
PAGING SANDRA ROSE…..the natives are getting restless and demand a new post! Immediately!!!!
candibfly says:
phro u would be surprised at the age of some of the folks hopping…at a regular party
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I personally know someone who just can’t let the Hop alone and will probably try to hop if he had an artificial hip replacement and was 85 he is younger brother!!!!
@ Al …damn yo mama didnt play LMFAOOOOO.
Too lazy to read all 3,000 threads to this post.. Good Afternoon Guys and Dolls and anyone in between!!!!
@BLU
While he at school he should start learning his future profession. Give him a broom while you teach the rest of the kids. EVERYBODY WINS!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Sassy…..
@Man
I will NOT be attempting a 6th time. Forget that.
@Al
You know!! I didn’t bring home my first “C” ever until I was in 12th grade Calculus and I was slightly scary as hell to bring it home…and that was 3rd quarter so I was 18 by then! I hid that damn report card for dear life! 47%?!?!
I wouldn’t have lived long enough for ya’ll to even had met a “StillASassyOne.”
@ SASO unimaginably wrong Like what happened
****pulls out poster board, crayolas and glitter for picket signs****
when i hear unimaginably wrong i think stitches were needed
@BLU THE PROBLEM IS THE MAMA NOT THE BOY HE IS AT AN AGE WERE IF THE PARENTS ARE SOFT HE IS THE VICTIM ALL THE TIME AND MOMMY IS THERE TO CUDDLE HIS AZZ….REAL WORLD GON KICK HIS AZZ AND ALL HE GON HEAR IS “MAKE IT A LARGE WITH CURLY FRIES ON THE SIDE”
MY MOMA TOLD ME SINCE KINDER GARDEN THE ONLY TIME U DON’T LISTE TO A TEACHER IS IF HE IS TRYING TO DO SUM NASTY OTHER THAN THAT IF I GET SO MUCH AS A CALL UR AZZ WILL BE MINE **WITH CHANKLA IN HAND** NOW DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR BECAUSE WHO WILL NOT BE SITTING IN THAT CLASS TO WATCH U IS ME I WILL TAKE U HOME AND WATCH UR AZZ CRY FOR MERCY!!! 
<<SEE SHE GANSTA TOO!
LMFAOOOO @ Man
Well hello there Dawn, how are you
Mr. Blu,
I’ma need you not to be online with your picture having discussions about specific situations regarding parents and students. You never know whose reading Sandrarose.com.
Regards,
Concerned Citizen
LOL
SASO one thing you should know is Jersey is gangsta when it comes to the tolls
mr blu, i agree with carrington, so u should change ur picture to one with ur shirt off and don’t have ur face in it. that will suffice #helpful #concerned
finally a new post is up
@ Blu I wish I would have came home and said mom I got a 47 is his class and he wrote me up and he dont like me
Mom real smooth like Oh yeah Say What (all the time stuffing the smooth rocks out the fish tank in a sock)
Me um huh he yells at me wont let me go to the uh uh uh uh uh uh <—- the sound of padded rocks hitting my skull 47% out of 100 get out of here with that
@ Saso It was my first foreign language I was terrified to show her but she had Already talked to my teachers <—involved parent but she did not care took me out of everything that day
@ laker
yeah, but this dude is 16. I mean he knows right from wrong.
that dude is in the 9th grade…smh
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Stops record…9TH GRADE!!!! I blame texting for all of this! My sister is a college prepatory counselor at a high school and the essays these kids send her to look over are a mess. Kids use short hand like B4 and u in the essays like they are real words in the english language. I
for this generation…they need so much help smh
Still no New Post huh
@CANDI BISH U SMART THAT IS THE BESSSTSS SUGGESTION EVERRR I SECOND THAT
#HELPFUL #READYTOSEEUWITHOUTAFUKNSHIRT
@ Candi- score! that would look perfect on u! I need to get one with a timer on it…so it can be invisible when needed
…preferably white gold with flashing strobe lights
@MR.BLU 9TH GRADE AND UMMM 16??? FO REAL?? OK MAMA IS AN ENABELER <<CAN'T SPELL
@Cheeks
ME TOO….they write papers as if they’re sending a text message. Luckily I teach math, so I don’t see a lot of writing
@Candi & Al
“Unimaginably wrong” like a trip to the doctor and narcotic pain pills were needed…use your imagination.
@ Blu………….I see his mother is just as “bright” as he is. You’ll probably never get ANYWHERE with him if he’s living with an enabler.
*Kicks rocks* @ Kids like that being future.
@ SASO I asked was a trip to the er needed if it went wrong Man so was it a slip or did some one get “out of control”?
@Sassy: Come here so I can hold you boo!
@ Sass………….Was this before or after you tried to massage his prostate?
@ALBoy
Mz D Good Question
I almost forgot about that and was what you “tried” to do to him a retaliation of what he did to you 
@Saso
Never do that again,promise me ok???
candibfly says:
mr blu, i agree with carrington, so u should change ur picture to one with ur shirt off and don’t have ur face in it. that will suffice #helpful #concerned
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Rolls eyes at Candi
Phrozen1der says:
@Saso Never do that again,promise me ok???
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carrington that was uncalled for and #rude
*flips hair and storms off*