Medical Minute: Teen Sexual Addiction

Dude prolly ain’t have the internet at the crib. Gotta do what you gotta do.

Hope they don’t hit too hard in court.
**looks to see he is black**

Cover your azz in prison.

@YSO

SMH.

@THE LADIES
When you catch your son with his edition of “Big Booty Hoes: Baltimore” edition, don’t say nothing. Act like you ain’t even see it.

@SASSY
“Buy him one of those plastic life-like vaginas they be selling for $129.95 at the sex toy store”
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Those things aren’t any where NEAR “life-like.”

@YSO
“(takes note of Manuel’s reaction)

Interesting.”
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Stop taking notes on me. Seems “stalker-ish.”

@SANDRA
“Buy him one of those plastic life-like vaginas they be selling for $129.95 at the sex toy store”
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Those things aren’t any where NEAR “life-like.”

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*Wondering how you know*

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They don’t feel life like.
$5 jar of vaseline > $129 “life-like” fake cooch

@YSO
“Stop taking notes on me. Seems “stalker-ish.”
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Who? Me? Stalk you?! Never.
(jots down another note)”
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You prolly like one of them school girls writing my name with “hearts” and chit all around it. Puttin “Yso, I just don’t care™” as your name and chit.

You too ugly for me. I got high standards and chit.

@YSO
“Sorry to burst your bubble Manuel, but I have no interest in you other than being an occasional whipping boy.

I have high standards too and they don’t include virtually lusting after a lying, misogynistic, woman-hating, closeted boy-man with a tangled eye and self-image issues such as yourself.

But you can keep hoping for that. They say it springs eternal.”
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You wanna fluck me so bad. I can sense your moisture whenever I decide to type to you. Gotta put a towel on your seat and chit while you on SR and chit.

You know it, and I know it.

@BOSSTOWN
“Well I have walked in on my son (cringes as I type this). I know that masturbating is natural but there are just some things I don’t want to witness. Now that I think about it some of my flicks have gone missing!!”
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Did you do the RIGHT thing and just turn around and walk out pretending to have seen nothing?

@BOSSTOWN
” I just pretended I didn’t see anything ran downstairs and called my sister. But that was not the last time. I got to a point where I had to tell him “look you are getting to an age where you need your privacy so you can close your door if you need to” HINT HINT!!!

That ish is life altering. My son lives upstairs and my room is downstairs so now before I go upstairs I am turning on lights and stomping to make sure he hears me coming. ”
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Wait, what did you tell your sister?????? ROFLMAO!
I can just envision you stomping your feet and start asking dumbazz questions on your way up the stairs:

You: **yelling** “Baby, do you know if I left that remote control up there? Cause I don’t wanna walk all the way up there if it’s still down here…”

@BOSSTOWN
“They don’t feel life like.
$5 jar of vaseline > $129 “life-like” fake cooch

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@Man you still haven’t answered how you know?????”
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