Morning Glory: Demi Moore
Don’t you wish your grandmother looked this HAWT in a string bikini?
Super sexy couple, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, spent Valentine’s day soaking up the sun on the beach while on holiday in the Caribbean. Demi, 48, frolicked in the ocean, while Ashton, 33, read the book, “The Youth Pill: Scientists at the Brink of an Anti-Aging Revolution.”
Ashton already knows the secret to why more and more young men are pursuing older women these days. You kids who think you’re living, will eventually find out that life really begins after 40. 
Photos: INFphoto.com/Fame Pictures
Photos: INF PHOTO/Fame Pictures
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LOL…Cougars do it better!!!
There is nothing sexy about an old woman’s body! Ugh!
Her body should be hawt..she paid enough for it
Ummmmm whats hot about that ish
She sure is slim and looks healthy. I wonder how much “work” she’s had done though and why does she want her body to look like an adolescent boy’s own?
Looks old to me. Demi has not aged naturally. Busted!
I have no comment
Good Morning:hi:
Duh as long as your slim your “HAWT” right? NOT!
Good Morning!
Ms. Pringle says:
Looks old to me. Demi has not aged naturally. Busted!
The work she had done def needs a touch up! LOL.
Just saw one of my all time fave’s with her in it… “St. Elmo’s Fire” the other night.
Demetria has seent better days IMO…Nothing Glory-filled these days.
She looks better than the morning wood we got yesterday. She was never all that to me but she looks good for almost 50. I just wish her and others would stop trying to let people know that they are just as hot as they were when they were younger. Most people don’t look really old until 60 or even older.
She looks good to be almost 50! Hell I know 20 year olds that don’t look that good.
i got nothin
First time poster!!!!
Demi Moore has got the best plastic surgeon on the planet. I remember reading she has a pock mark that’s migrated across her cheek, but other than that, her amazingly young looks are the only way you can tell she’s had work done! Madonna et al. really need to holler at Demi’s surgeon.
PREACH MAMACITA…but as far as the Morning Glory…
Not today Sandra..NOT NEVA!!
*skates on the top of a chocolate cake with white icing skates to spell out CANDI IS THE BEST!
This reminds me Last night @Macys I saw an old lady with Negative Booty sunken in like a soup bowl
Diminished Gluteal Syndrome Its An Epidemic 
SANDRA STOP it that bish look like a gay man i know you mad at rih rih but DANG
LOL cha cha u are the best!
*pulls out a giant cookie that reads ‘cha cha and candi: besties forever’ in chocolate chips*
she looks good for her age but she is straight back lol
did this nig say “Diminished Gluteal Syndrome”?
i likie my granny the way she is this bish flat as fuk what morning wood??
@ Cha Cha what up sexy how you?
Ummm ok. She looks good for 50 (if you’re into 12 year old boys). She’s rich so why not?
She is the first person that I heard of having a “knee facelift”, her sh*t used to be real saggy and streched out.
hey @yallcrazy
*throws u a baby tee that says ‘birthday twins’*
Smurfette you stupid
I love, love, love Demi Moore and do actually think she’s hot but these pictures aren’t the most flattering of her. Sorry.
Nothing for the morning wood
Hey Cha Cha
what up Blu and yallcrazy!
@Candi–we rock, we rock
@Al, but am I lying? Didn’t think so. That’s my girl though, anybody remember her in that old movie on the beach with the “cartoon” dinosaur or something?<—That ish sounds crazy typing it. But that was my movie…
One Crazy Summer, that’s the movie!
Good Morning to Alex and Blu!
No funny student stories you two?
Hey Al BOO
Hey ALex …Yallcrazy and Jazi you pretty lil bish!
I, for one, think Demi’s body, face and hair look great. She is head to toe hotness. There are lots of women over and under 40 that would fight to have a body like Demi’s. It looks like she has had lipo, tummy tuck and some cosmetic procedures done to her face, but the hair seems all natural – maybe a little dye. The only flaw I could find, she has wriggled elbows. When you can only find flaws with her elbows, it is a testament to how great she looks.
Disclaimer
That torso looks abnormally long…
Jazzy How you sexy? where you been?
@ Cha Cha
Hey hunny bunny!!!
@ Queen City
Where you from
how you make your money
kids
male/female
fav celeb
fav Sr Poster
Depending on male/female anwser more questions will follow
@ Al
I’ve actually been working. LOL These past few weeks have been crazy at work and on the personal scene. Nothing bad just crazy and all over the place. Have y’all been acting up in here since I’ve been gone?
@ Jazzy you are beautiful
Dont know if Ive ever told you that but Wow 
very pretty smile
Hey Jazzy
@ Jazzy Nope been being good staying On Post and err thang just hanging out nothing crazy here good to see you though
HI CHA
@aaron–she could always get elbow face lifts!
@ Al
Thank you hun. You always tell me that and I always appreciate it. I feel so loved.
Hahahahahahaha!
@ Alex
Hey there.
I feel so bad for her. She’s trying so hard to keep up with her boy toy and stay sexy for him. In the end, if he doesn’t accept her for the person she is he will leave her for someone younger of just to have fun being single for that matter.
ALBoy says:
Where you from
how you make your money
kids
male/female
fav celeb
fav Sr Poster
Depending on male/female anwser more questions will follow
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Charlotte, NC
Work full-time as an exec assistant
Yes – one
female
Kind of a tie: Kim Kardashian, Victoria Beckham, random athletes
I’ve been lurking for a while and I’ve kinda grown partial to Man (cuz he a damn fool) HOWEVER, you have definitely registered on my radar
Does this complete my welcome packet survey?
hell, I think she looks pretty damn good.I’d kill a puppy to look like this @50
Amazing!!!!! She has NO cellulite!!!! Twenty somethings have cellulite and she has NONE. It must be the money. I wish I had it!!!!
She’s a walking paradox; she paid a grip to get lots of plastic, yet she took and posted a pic of herself with her front crown missing-sitting in her dentist’s chair. Think Alfred E. Newman.
That is all.
PHRO
just so you know, I hate you with every fiber in my being!
*waits* i had to scrounge up $1 for these sun chips and i’m so sad they are gone now
*popping gum and playing with klick klacks*
Ok, Brown and Candi don’t go anywhere, so that I don’t get lost, just got back from lunch…
*carrying all my old EL posters for Candi to put up until he comes home*
@Brown
Sometimes I read my posts, and hate me too!
Demi looks like Gavin Rossdale
<–Dr.Pepper!
@
@Phro
Demi looks like Gavin Rossdale
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That was me laid OUT on my keyboard with laughter.
sknfjsbygw6ureeoietypyrtylru,luyluyk <<< more laughing
I used to have the biggest crush on Ashton.
@yallcrazy
he gon be alright!
*gets an El graphic on the hood of my car*
*Scrolls in singing El Debarge’s song dedication to Candi*
I’ve had some problems. And no one could seem to solve them but you found the answer. You told me take this chance and learn the ways of love my baby and all that it has to offer. In time you will see that love won’t let you down
were errbody at??
Olan Mills on deck…
@Kei
@KWall
@alex
for helping me thru this troubling time! i feel like tiny when t.i got shipped off to jail the first AND second time 
*adds an addendum to alex’s friendship contract naming her one of my new bff’s*
@MzDimpz
Right!
@PeachPussy
FABULOSALAKER says:
were errbody at??
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all u need is right here *shakes rack vigorously and gives myself a black eye*
i love my SR fam
this outpouring of love while my boo gets his life back on track is overwhelming
i miss the Coldstone that I had last night
@candi
@ Phrozen……It’s cool. Step 1 is admitting you got issues.
why did my mom just text me saying she’s late?
@CANDI IF U RIDE AND DIE CHICK U WILL GO TO THE REHAB CENTER AND GIVE MR.EL A HAND
@Phrozen
I just read that post…WTF was that about?
*Takes my copy of the contract and files it away for safe keeping*
At least El went away on his own. Tip….. 
@MzDimpz I’m even more #Ratchet in real life…
@kingston
Looks like you’re about to have a lil brother or sister
*wonders if i can get Coldstone to add a El Debarge flavored ice cream for 30 days to honor my Candi* it will be a beige of some sort, i’m sure…lemme look into that
@ChiByTex I don’t know,but did you get an extension on your LIFE SENTENCE too???
@Kingstonn So tell her to hurry the hell up….
FABULOSALAKER says:
@CANDI IF U RIDE AND DIE CHICK U WILL GO TO THE REHAB CENTER AND GIVE MR.EL A HAND
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Oink, Oink……
awww man.. @Kingstonn
Phro guess what I’m listenin to
@ Candi………
wesome people gone act like they don’t know yo ass if you get caught giving him handjobs during visitation though.kingstonn says:
why did my mom just text me saying she’s late?
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@Kingstonn If my mom text me that I’d have her number blocked from texting or calling me again
*Secret Garden playing softly in the background*
@Brown What’s that??
That Eddie Murphy song???
@Candi
problem is something that is bigger than him and his family….
Its gonna be ok….
His
We just gotta
for him….
Hey Phro! What did she end up getting you for Vday?
Walker Texas Ranger is on so that means nap time
who’s playing Secret Garden?? *fondles self*
@Mirs, so yeen know i holla’d at ju in the udder post heffa? *raised brow*
noooooo.
this is bad! I already have 4 lil bro’s..
*rocks back & forth*
@Phro….and everyone else
on that broad???? Bish, do u know how much this date cost????? 
So, you know I had a date to Alvin Ailey Friday night and ish? Dinner afterwards was good….good convo….got home around 4am. We made plans to hook up Sat night. So, Sat night comes and this bish texts me an hr after she was supposed to be here and says she needs a rain check bc she had alot on her mind and some things to sort out. Don’t you know how badly I wanted to go
Phrozen1der says:
@Brown What’s that?? That Eddie Murphy song?
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“Put Ur Mouth On Me”…. with Johnny Gill on the guitar…or was that the drums….
@ dimpz
the twins are almost 13 now.
@Alex, u want me to slap that heffa? *looks for baby powder*
Back from lunch
oh i’ll give him more than a hand
my candi cures 
HIS i would be at coldstone every day slurpping up that El milkshake! *squeals*
alex ur so good to me, what i do to deserve this?!
@Phro….and everyone else
her crib….
So, you know I had a date to Alvin Ailey Friday night and ish? Dinner afterwards was good….good convo….got home around 4am. We made plans to hook up Sat night. So, Sat night comes and this bish texts me an hr after she was supposed to be here and says she needs a rain check bc she had alot on her mind and some things to sort out. Don’t you know how badly I wanted to go on that broad???? Bish, do u know how much this date cost?????
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That funky bish….. she coulda at least CALLED and said that….
You should go
@Kingstonn
I was hoping you meant late picking you up.
@Alex, maybe you made a good impression and now she’s thinking about being exclusive with you? But she had to tell the other one what’s up Sat. night. *trying to look at the glass 1/2 full*
SO I AM LATE but that Medical minute post had me dying. Where they do that at? How old are we? Did you not get your period this month or are you on your period?
whooooooo chile _/ <—— have a seat and sit ALL THE WAY DOWN
*sings at the top of my lungs* here in the gardddeeen, where temptation feels so right
Beauty’s Only Skin Deep Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Yallcrazy
I Need To Be With Youuu
Let Me Lay Beside Youuuu
Do WHat You Want Me Toooooo
All Nighhtttt
Wanna Hold Youuuu
Ooooooh Baby Can I Touch You There
Come On Come On Come On
I Can Keep Yopu Saaatissfieeed
Baby
Oowee Oowee Baby
@Brown That K-Ci and Jo-Jo song? “Life,life,life, life,Liiiiifeeeee,Liiifffeeee”
Ole inconsiderate a$$ heffa Alex was taking out. Call that hoe back and tell her a$$ she owe you half.
#FluckKindaShytIsThat?
#DatesAin’tFree!
@ Phrozen
I too would delete and block my mom from my everything if I got a text like that 
@His
Indeed I do. *hands you the baby powder in case u can’t find yours*
Fondles my FIANCE just cuz I can
Candi, please make me and Brown some EL onesies, yarn for the winter, with little sparkly mics all over
@ Medical Min Post
nohomo
@ alex
she sounds like shes screwing ’round somewhere else.
take mirs & go shoot up that house.
She coulda gave up some ass or something….Soe head on the way home…SOMETHING!!
“You must be use to me spending, all that sweet whining and dining, but I’m fukking you tonight”
@Alex That’s her loss she’s faking… Eff her!
@ChiByTex @Brown
@Yall The old one text me and stuff…I half responded to her, and the new one is like a few weeks new so we decided not to make a big deal out of it…
@ Kingston…………Did mami say how late?
@Yall
*sigh* She’s been on FB posting pics of valentine’s day ish she got…from an admirer. Had I known all that…it would have been a coffee date…if a date at all.
@ HIs whats up Ma?
<—– you know what it is
Phrozen1der says:
@Brown That K-Ci and Jo-Jo song? “Life,life,life, life,Liiiiifeeeee,Liiifffeeee”
NO, That’s secret garden!!!
@yallcrazy i just happen to have that exact pattern in my knitting bag
i will make u some thigh high socks also so u won’t catch cold
ALEX thats flucked up hun
<—- really smh and bishes like me dont date but the wack ones can and dont appreciate
@Phro
I was talking about your Mom. LOL
Gone on playa playa! I see you!
@Dimpz
I don’t even want to talk to her
@AL Hey boo, is that you in your gravi?
@Al *giggles* whos that in yo gravi?
@Fiance
@Al, I got chu, just gimme a pic of that bish and i will have her slapped up in no time!
@Alex
What’s her name on facebook you know I’m #ratchet Lol joking
@ALBoy I’d divorce her #CaliStyle and then remove her from my birth certificate, have all the blood she gave me extracted,and marked RETURN TO SENDER!!!!
@Harlem
That’s exactly why I hadn’t been dating but I said ok, let me get back out there. I’m one and done.
Alex,
Her loss if she can’t appreciate a cultured date. On to the next one…
@ Alex send her a gift basket to her job with herpicin L Valtrex some of Rihanna perfume and a home HPV testing kit
@Alex She playing games babes, eff her FORREAL!
@Yall
My bad, she sent me a card for Vday and pics of my nieces, I don’t know what she has up her sleeve…
ooh look at his! *smangs it*
wheres yso today?
@ dimpz, nope. her old behind better just be joking too.
shoot..
@Phro
Slowly back away from the Dr. Pepper…
*To The Beat of The Rhythm of the Night playing loud trying to distract Phro*
@ Phrozen……Ghett! I don’t care where you go just Ghetto cho Ass off my monitor!
@ @ALBoy I’d divorce her #CaliStyle and then remove her from my birth certificate, have all the blood she gave me extracted,and marked RETURN TO SENDER!!!!
sigh* She’s been on FB posting pics of valentine’s day ish she got…from an admirer. Had I known all that…it would have been a coffee date…if a date at all.
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See all that glitter aint gold….
you shoulda got you a big fat chick or an ugly chick …she’da appreciated that nice date and slurped u up afterwards…AND she wouldnt have no “admirers”…
i missed the convo but *beats up the chick that’s frontin on alex on sight*
@Yall @Alex @ALBoy #Agreed!…. I’d call the health dept. and give them her number and name…
<—–Dr.Pepper
*notices that Candi only said she’s knit somethin for yallcrazy*
LOL about her asking you for your sizes last week!
@ Phrozen you stupid
Calistyleparentaldivorce
@ Err body that is not me in my gravi i just thought i would get yalls take on his cut thinking about doing something new
@Yall @MzDimpz
*To The Beat of The Rhythm of the Night playing loud trying to distract Phro
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*wondering if Alex can get her plate number*
*booty pinch* @Dimpz
@brown noooooo its for bof y’all. i’m going thru a trying time. charge it to my head not my heart
lawd whyyyyyyy?! got damn Reagan and his ‘war on drugs’ that destroyed the black community! 
*flips over the statue of liberty*
@Brown I put in the request for 2 to be handcrafted by Onesie Extraordinaire, Candi
PREGGO
hope all is well with our baby boy
ALEX its all good there are more chicas out there for you fluck her
FIANCE
you didnt see the coupons I left you it said good for an all day lick fest
@Al, ok good
;rofl:
@Miss ( got it right this time)
All is well
You?
Fluck her @Alex On to da next one!!!
Hey HIssy! :bats eyes: You missed a side.
@ALBoy
@Yall My moms is hilarious..I was like Lawd don’t buy me an Easter suit!!
@Chiby
I’d rather be alone cause those options don’t work
@Dimpz
Next time it’s gon be some consequences and repercussions!!
Looks down at the box of candy I bought myself. I’m tired of these bishes not knowing what they want and then want to come back after you move on.
LMAO Ole girl gone get her ass beat by some random SR poster and not know why!
@Alex
I bet you thought she was nice young lady right…with values anc chit…. that’s why you went all out for the date…
NEWSFLASH: “WE’RE ALL THE SAME…. some of us just hide our ratchetness better than others…
JUST (MISTAKENLY) PUT HER NAME OUT THERE FOR THEE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE
@CHiBy
alex u shoulda bought the candy today (50%off) or friday when it will possibly be 75% off #frugal
Does anyone know what was the cause of that all out verbal gang assualt and battery in that post????
Will somebody tell Mz D to change her gravi so that we can communicate like normal please and thank you I will not address her with @ Ace staring at me
@ Alex………….I know whatchu mean boo! Cept these clowns I know be waiting years to bounce then think we got some open door policy.
NOT THE KIDD!
*Sending Alex a girly hug*
It happens to the best of us.
*sideeyes Al* Lemmee see what I got.
so are y’all gonna change ur gavies back?! confused like a mug
why me?! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?! *falls on the floor in a heap*
So whatchu saying Al, you can’t take looking at Ace?
@ALBoy Ole dude in your gravi needs to contact Will.I.AM for one of those “Blacked out,plastic Lace fronts” he be rocking…
<—-Dr.Pepper!
@Candi
I only bought one box for myself. Not really a candy person. I know you’re used to making smaller items but can you knit me a purple throw so i can ball up in the fetal position and hide my head while I
@ Phrozen I bet yo moms still gone show up with one of them lil boy suits with everything attatched shirt sewn to pant and suspenders attached to the pants that button up in the back
with a pair of the ole black and white new walking shoes 
@alex *sneaks a piece of chocolate whilste u crying, starts knitting and humming El’s greatest hits* i’m gonna encrust it with purple diamonds imported from borneo
*Time Will Reveal playing softly in the background*
more precious than diamond rings
or anything that I can give you
It wouldn’t mean a thing
If you don’t have my love beside you there to guide you through
so aint it good to know you do…
Phrozen1der says:
@ALBoy Ole dude in your gravi needs to contact Will.I.AM for one of those “Blacked out,plastic Lace fronts” he be rocking… <—-Dr.Pepper!
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or Steve Harvey…. you know he used to rock the lace front high top fade…. i'm sure his hair stylist could use some work…
*tossing feathers and extra yarn to Candi for Alex’s CryBall*
I’m convinced something else is in that cup and it’s not Dr. Pepper.
<—colostrum lol
@Chiby
Thanks for killing all the optimism. Smh
@Dimpz
You made a fool of me, tell me why…..
Hellz, once that door closes it sealed, boarded up, and locks changed. Fool me once…..
2 mo hrs and I’m out this piece til next week!
*screams* i know know just how u feel, but this time love’s for real, in time it will reveal that speical love that’s deep inside of us
*whimpers in the background*
KEI
yea everything is everything
MZD
seein Ace’s pic next to “bats eyelashes” just dont seem right
*sees Candi take my candy but let it go bc she’s my bff and she don’t have to ask for anything*
@Yall
Thanks for providing the yarn. I’ll tell Candi to stitch your initials at the bottom.
PHRO pick me pick me oh I know its called bishassness
@Alex
That’s for the next time…you’ll remember that ALL hoes is bishes…
You can say Chibytex told me all you bishes was the same…
You cam thank me later…
@Phro
What are the ladies looking like in Charlotte? I might be coming for CIAA wkend.
PHRO
It’s called getting your period
@Alex, If you took that wrong, it was sent with love!
PMS is a bytch
@ Brown…………..I’ve been trying to be as manly as I could!
I guess I gotta go back to the ole me.
I dont like anything about Demi. Shes fake and in denial….. Sorry Demi stans…. wait, there are none…LMAO!
Why is is not 4:45 yet?
@ Phrozen I just got a flyer about Raheem Devaughn party for the CIAA.
I told them earlier i would change mine when you decided it was time…so up to you… babe…
@Yall
Not at all. You’re alright with me. See post #188
PHRO
It’s called coming to terms with my sexuality
*cries on bruhman’s shoulder and blows my nose* hold me
Wait was the the dude that Brown suga was they was calling Bert or something smiling showing all his teeth?
AL
yes that’s him, apparently he got offended cuz I said he seemed awful happy and that’s when the party started!
@ Al
He was Oscar the grouch.
My son just dropped trash all over my stairs.. talking bout, “the bag ripped” now see the lil biscuit head had a tude cuz I just told him off for leaving sour cream all over my kitchen after he made his nachos… ion know why he wants to be put up for adoption soooo bad today..
A new reality show coming out about “The Life in Atlanta” for men with a chocolate down- low swagger. one of the cast member said Atlanta is the BEST place to be if you’re BLACK, GAY, and MALE.” Please no more reality shows
Test
@ his
biscuit head?
how old is he?
lmao@Me thinking Dimpz was submissive… and it was Ace
@Chiby @Kei @ALBoy
@MissHarlem @Brown Son was WILDIN!!!
@Truth He’s ALWAYS here for CIAA!!
@Alex The ladies in Charlotte are right!!! Not the locals tho
All of the transplants tho LOL! Only the LOCALS with degrees should you associate with.. #MajorShade!
@ His…..Beat him!
Thetruth32 says:
A new reality show coming out about “The Life in Atlanta” for men with a chocolate down- low swagger. one of the cast member said Atlanta is the BEST place to be if you’re BLACK, GAY, and MALE.” Please no more reality shows
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I blame Lawrence, Dwight, and the dude w/ the fat back…Derek J. What will the show be called? Bottoms Up?
@ Kingston Oh Okay I didnt read all the E Beef but From what i see you guys saying Osgar the Roberson is Raz B/Peaches
@Truth
AL
yes that’s him, apparently he got offended cuz I said he seemed awful happy and that’s when the party started!
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so you’re the little chit starter…
Hey Phro! Whatya know?
everyone was unfortunate looking last time i was at ciaa
but i guess its hard to look good in my fine azz presence
#humble
@Kingstonn..he is 11 going on…i’m probably gawn keel him soon tho…so 12 is up in the air
@ Mz D how are you
and your partially seperated lipsdoingDAWN
where da hell you been!
Your gravi makes my happy place happy!
Chi I just merely commented on how happy he looked :innocent:
Dawn, you look JUST like my cousin!
i love that gravi of yours…
@Dimpz
kauyteee gravi! 
I hate Derek Js wide body n feet!
@Dawn Hey babe
@MzDimpz
@Candi
@ Al………..So NOW you wanna speak to me?! I’m good.
Phrozen1der says:
@Truth He’s ALWAYS here for CIAA!!
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Yeah, he did go to an HBCU… Not sure what parties I want to hit up tho. Glad I got somewhere to stay for Free.
@ his
wait till he starts middle school.
my mom has two of em in 6th grade and I swear those two fools get whoopings everydamnday. smart alecks too..
A new reality show coming out about “The Life in Atlanta” for men with a chocolate down- low swagger. one of the cast member said Atlanta is the BEST place to be if you’re BLACK, GAY, and MALE.” Please no more reality shows
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OH Lawd…is it gonna be on Bravo, VH1, or BET….
I’m sure there are gonna be some “special” guest apperances…
how yew dern Dawn
Thanks Yall!
Auntie Sorry I didn’t realize I used so many emoticons
hey dawn!!!
thanks dimpz
ur pic is cute and i was confused as hell…
the package of hebrew nationals on the back of derek j’s neck bothers me!
coupled with that thick azz body. he’s 5’2″ wearing a size 16 in women’s
PHRO thats straitght up bish chit I mean we (females) dont even come for another like THAT who does that. Thats why I said he needs to have _/ with his self that was toooooooooo PMS like
ALBOY
@Truth that makes sense then!
@ Phrozen I just got a flyer about Raheem Devaughn party for the CIAA.
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Where? Thats my dude he’s a phenomenal performer. Seen him perform with this wack azz lady I took…..
@Phro
I likes me an educated bish
@Candi
I can’t imagine how they must have felt in ur presence.
@Brown
What are you going to do during your time off? Trip?
candibfly says:
everyone was unfortunate looking last time i was at ciaa
but i guess its hard to look good in my fine azz presence #humble
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Whats the CIAA?
and hey
Dawn
Dawn says:
Thetruth32 says:
A new reality show coming out about “The Life in Atlanta” for men with a chocolate down- low swagger. one of the cast member said Atlanta is the BEST place to be if you’re BLACK, GAY, and MALE.” Please no more reality shows
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I blame Lawrence, Dwight, and the dude w/ the fat back…Derek J. What will the show be called? Bottoms Up?
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its called The Life in Atlanta..smh We really don’t need this show. it will be messy
Ace holdin out! Is there a Starbucks or Corner Bakery in NC?
You all need to be at BOA Founders Hall Friday or Saturday if you’re coming to Charlotte….
I Will!!!! I Will!!!! You Funks with MAZ Too?!?!?!?!?
@MissHarlem It was alot that’s why I wondered if there was something outside of SR that caused him to attack as soon as he saw son…reading between the lines, it must’ve been a Twitter issue…
@Kingstonn, that mufugga is in 6th grade! but I have to remind myself that ‘the lawd wanted me to have that baby’ becus I try to off him atleast 44 times every half hour…he’s me in a small black boys body…Jaysus was being funny i just know’d it!!
actually Alex I’m havin surgery so I’ll be laid up the majority of the time
Phrozen1der says:
@Truth
#Burymeinmyvirginity
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LOL
His_Mommy623 says:
I hate Derek Js wide body n feet!
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I saw that bad body Friday night at the Alvin Ailey performance.
@ALex Indeed!
@BruhMan #Youbeknowin
@ChiByTex It’s the Conference Basketball championships for all of the HBCU’s that fall under that conference…It’s when Charlotte turns into like an ATL or NYC for about a week…
chibytex says:
A new reality show coming out about “The Life in Atlanta” for men with a chocolate down- low swagger. one of the cast member said Atlanta is the BEST place to be if you’re BLACK, GAY, and MALE.” Please no more reality shows
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OH Lawd…is it gonna be on Bravo, VH1, or BET….
I’m sure there are gonna be some “special” guest apperances…
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Bravo i think.
oh so ya’ll dnt care that i’m gawn kill tha kid?
ya’ll ain’t chit!!
oh so bruhman can see all the CIAA talk but can’t console me in my time of need #N.A.S
the package of hebrew nationals on the back of derek j’s neck bothers me!
coupled with that thick azz body. he’s 5?2? wearing a size 16 in women’s
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Take your ass to the :knona: NOW…..
But that’s exactly how he look…Now Ms. Lawrence be fierce…except them taranula ass eylelashes….
@ phro
you look like a dirty egg with reading glasses! *waits*
@ his
it’s normally payback for how you were as a child.. so…
Hey Dawn
i need somewhere to stay (for free) for ciaa! my friend lives in roxboro and i’ll be damned if i drive 2 hrs to party, be drivin back after 2 drinks with one eye open tipsy than a mug
Chi dont forget his “Men On Films” hat he be rockin
@Kingstonn
*hops in Ace’s lap*
I like the strong silent type!
iight im out :hug; s all around!
chibytex says:
the package of hebrew nationals on the back of derek j’s neck bothers me!
coupled with that thick azz body. he’s 5?2? wearing a size 16 in women’s
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My bruhs have already taken over my crib, and I don’t even like houseguests
@ KIngston…………I think I was ok til Rene came in like Carrie’s mama and told him nobody likes him.
as tight as Derek J’s pants are I know he stay at the pharmacy!
#monistatisnotjustforwomen
FIANCE Leave my step son alone
PHRO nah I think he aint have no d!ck in his azz lately
even if it was twitter I mean really you just start with a wack ass egg joke. School your Frat I am 
for you
Derek J looks like Nell Carter
<—Dr.Pepper!
@ALEX
IS THIS I’M READING ABOUT A BISH DOING U WRONG?!? 
**TAKES SHANK, BRICKS AND SHOVEL OUT** BISH DON’T KNOW WHAT HOOOD SHE DONE TRIED TO DISS ***GETS IN MY YELL ELCAMINO WITH DIABLA AS THE PASSANGER** U WANNA WATCH THIS BISH CRY FOR MERCY ALEX SIT DOWN AND ENJOY!!!
#GANSTASH!T
#INGLEWOODFOLIFEBISH!!
@ChiByTex It’s the Conference Basketball championships for all of the HBCU’s that fall under that conference…It’s when Charlotte turns into like an ATL or NYC for about a week…
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Oh ok..sounds interesting…but its probably mostly college kids there…that makes my head hurt…
I dont even know how I’m gonna survive in Miami during my bday week…it falls during spring break…Lord help get through that week w/o fighting or cussing some young bust down out
His_Mommy623 says:
I hate Derek Js wide body n feet!
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I hate is deep freezer back.. I just want to throw field peas in his fat rolls…
umm wtf one of my ls lives in charlotte duh!
@dimpz
MZD
I dang dear died when Rene said that!
RENE IF YOU’RE WATCHIN I LOVE YOU AND IF YOU EVER NEED A KIDNEY CALL ME!
lawd me and the emoticons are not getting along today
its def not mostly college aged, at least not any of the parties i went to
PHRO
I HATECHU!
@Brown
Hope all goes well. Make sure you rest and follow doctor’s orders. Don’t be being fass.
Nell Carter?
@ dimpz
he was just so pissed though! ‘and you are FAR from my type..’
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Chi dont forget his “Men On Films” hat he be rockin
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with his “two snaps in a circle” looking ass..
oh so bruhman can see all the CIAA talk but can’t console me in my time of need #N.A.S
Sorry Love just alot on my mind today
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nevermind, i’ll be moving the weekend of ciaa
whhyy me?! life ain’t been no crystal stair i swear!
BruhMan5th Flr says:
@ Phrozen I just got a flyer about Raheem Devaughn party for the CIAA.
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Where? Thats my dude he’s a phenomenal performer. Seen him perform with this wack azz lady I took…..
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in Charlotte for the CIAA. Yeah that my dude too. love him..
@Kingstonns gravi Werk bish!
Candi I love yewwww
Fiance…BBM me bew
Sorry Love just alot on my mind today
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clear it out and attend to my needs!
candibfly says:
its def not mostly college aged, at least not any of the parties i went to
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so young black and professional, or young, ****, and ghetto?
*weeps vigorously* u leaving HIS?!
I think he got upset because of how East said she sounded but, it wasnt that serious
MzDimplez1123 says:
we still talkin about this?
about derek j…dont he look uncomfortable all the time???
@ KIngston…………I think I was ok til Rene came in like Carrie’s mama and told him nobody likes him.
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BUT it is 2011 so can we stop insulting people by calling them gay? i mean there are sooooo many other things to make fun of
oh and candi
so young black and professional, or young, ****, and ghetto?
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both, u know bonqueishanella ain’t gon be left out
@MissHarlem
I know right…..
Candi,
where to….
Hey Ya!!!!!!!!!! <- In my 3000 voice! How's my favorite flucked up e-family? How's my favorite pseudo gays, straights, closet freaks, convicts, groupies, and up-standing citizens of SR county line Road via route 69 doing?
ChaCha, Brown, Phro, Candi, chibytex , Ace, Fab, Alex, Kingston, Dimp… s'up playas?
clear it out and attend to my needs!
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dymond he looks like he is sucking his stomach in all the time! i just want him to breathe and let his gut be free from restrictions
Phrozen1der says:
My bruhs have already taken over my crib, and I don’t even like houseguests
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lol
Alex says:
@Brown
Hope all goes well. Make sure you rest and follow doctor’s orders. Don’t be being fass
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Thanks Alex, I’ll be too doped up (if I’m lucky) to do anything
@chiby, the same apt complex, just a diff apt. i was having problems with my unit and i kept complaining, my last letter said i wanted to move ASAP, so they obliged
@bruhman *falls to the ground weeping like there’s only one popeye’s biscuit left* i saw the dates and i’ll be moving that weekend. no shaking it like a salt shaker on top of the bar (in a classy virginal way of course)
@DAWN
LOVING THE GRAVI
@Dymond
and all….
U so politically correct…taking up for the
at least somebody cares
FUNNY MOMENTS FROM MEDICAL MINUTE:
- no one likes you
- kicking down the online closet door (my fav)
- Sandra tellin him not on her blog
- you are not my type
- #teamtightwetpusy
I can go on funny chit right there
*plays with dawn’s earrings*
@ Dawn
i remember very clearly you calling me out for not speaking and as SOON as i log back on i speak to you and you so obviously left me out of roll call
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WOuld you Rather? anybody
candibfly says:
nevermind, i’ll be moving the weekend of ciaa
whhyy me?! life ain’t been no crystal stair i swear!
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WHAT…. You not coming anymore
@Brown
@ChibyTex On the contrary we’re all college graduates….There are hundreds of parties happening everywhere and everyone trying to get their cut. So the ghetto folks have events, and then the classy folks have their stuff.I’m not from here so I ONLY know Charlotte from a Professional/Social standpoint so I don’t deal with the ghetto venues/events.
Queen took East to a whole nother level!
East never has to get crunk with anyone!
s/n I do like how he specified tight and wet though!
Dymond says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
and 
@ KIngston…………I think I was ok til Rene came in like Carrie’s mama and told him nobody likes him.
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Caught some of that action yesterday definitely some Ether was being played on that convo yesterday had to get to the
LOL @ Harlem’s recap
LOL @ Harlem’s recap
PHRO its sad sounds more like an I then an A
<—– SMH
Hey Dawn!
@ Bruh…Yea, that was Mess-Say!!!!!!!!!!!
MissHarlem says:
FUNNY MOMENTS FROM MEDICAL MINUTE:
- no one likes you
- kicking down the online closet door (my fav)
- Sandra tellin him not on her blog
- you are not my type
- #teamtightwetpusy
I can go on funny chit right there
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They was going back and forth on twitter. now i know why
candibfly says:
*plays with dawn’s earrings*
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Please be specific as you know.. I have piercings else where I just don’t wanna get overly excited…
MissHarlem says:
FUNNY MOMENTS FROM MEDICAL MINUTE:
- no one likes you
- kicking down the online closet door (my fav)
- Sandra tellin him not on her blog
- you are not my type
- #teamtightwetpusy
I can go on funny chit right there
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@truth no
*slides down the wall* i NEEDED to move soon and it just so happens to be the first weekend in March ( 
someone tells me i have the dates for ciaa wrong)
MZ it needed a recap that chit was a mess and WAYYYYYY outta left field
Dymond says:
@ Dawn
i remember very clearly you calling me out for not speaking and as SOON as i log back on i speak to you and you so obviously left me out of roll call
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Please forgive me, I just got off probation this morning… my eyes are still adjusting to the sunlight.. I have yet to give up my shank made of blueberries and dental floss… you know I love you
*snaps*
you are not my type, bew!
chibytex says:
i hate that smiley u used too
@Dymond
U so politically correct…taking up for the and all….
at least somebody cares
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and?
@Laker
Thanks for having my back boo.
ChibyTex On the contrary we’re all college graduates….There are hundreds of parties happening everywhere and everyone trying to get their cut. So the ghetto folks have events, and then the classy folks have their stuff.I’m not from here so I ONLY know Charlotte from a Professional/Social standpoint so I don’t deal with the ghetto venues/events.
at the ghetto parties… sometimes the classy events can be a lil boring and more about what people are wearing and wack chit…
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I mean not that anything is wrong with the ghetto events… at least one can
I just cant deal with a young goofy ass (In my Char from BGC voice) people/kids….I be ready to fight them…
phro i be seeing bonquishanella on the strip tho
i thought it was freaknik for a second last time i was there :-/
TT damn I dont do twitter but it sounds like some more bishassness was goin on there.
@ Truth
PLEASE GIVE US THE DEETS!
Welcome CEO
@Phro
Dang, I’m supposed to be in Cali that wkend!! But I’ll def be in Charlotte another wkend.
Hello and Thanks! @Yallcrazy
candibfly says:
@truth no *slides down the wall* i NEEDED to move soon and it just so happens to be the first weekend in March ( someone tells me i have the dates for ciaa wrong)
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well damn…wish I could tell you that the dates are wrong
Kingstonn
care to share
@Dymond…
And nothing…its great somebody cares…
Every since I saw that “tight and wet”
I can’t get Prinve’s song Soft and Wet outta my head!
@CEO NICE PIC SIR
@YALLLOCO
@MissHarlem Indeed! #Iseewhatyoudidthere!
@Candi
They be out trying to snag up those Black MBA’s,Lawyers,and Doctors..I aint mad I just walked fast-ERR!
@Alex I know right,CIAA is about to be stupid…
@CHiBy Nah the young black professional crowd we party and be fly at the same time..It’s def. an event like Homecoming where you get the fresh gear out the closet,or pop tags…
*sticks hand in Kingston’s popcorn*
I hope this don’t get ugly.
@kingston nice pic babes looking haaaaawwwt!!
@Kingstonn
I saw it too….. Round 1 FIGHT!
@Laker thank you.
@ Phrozen…….We tryna be peaceful round here. *Reaches around Phrozen’s back and dings bell so they think it was him and not me*
@Phrozen….
Sounds like something I need to put on my bucket list of things to do….If it always falls in March then thats great cause I can always use the excuse of going somewhere cause its my birthday….
I gotta see what my traveling buddy gonna be up to next year…
PHRO
It’s About To Be A What
A Girl Fight
MissHarlem says:
TT damn I dont do twitter but it sounds like some more bishassness was goin on there.
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Yeah I don’t be on twitter much but i saw them going at it.
@MzDimpz
@ChiBy Yeah it’s always the last weekend of February to the first weekend of March…
Ohhhhh We Bout To Throw Dem Bows
@bruhman *falls to the ground weeping like there’s only one popeye’s biscuit left* i saw the dates and i’ll be moving that weekend. no shaking it like a salt shaker on top of the bar (in a classy virginal way of course)
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Too bad!!!! This Soulfood spot I want to go to that night is serious!!!!!!
@Brown
*Slowly picks up chair and moves*
Truth
enlighten us as to what was said on twitter
before anyone complains, its salt & cracked pepper popcorn.
@ lakes
chit’s old as methuselah though.
awh, thanks!
bruhman don’t rub it in! can u pack a plate in dry ice and ship it to me?! #hungry
@Chi
Please don’t bring that chick up. She makes me hate all strongly defined jawline type women………….
PRHO you know I aint lying
DAMN where is the next bishassness taking place now
*jheri curls awesome’s chest hair*
@Phrozen Do you go to the step show on friday night?
@MissHarlem You’re right….. *whispers* When I run don’t ask any questions, just start to run too..
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Chi
Please don’t bring that chick up. She makes me hate all strongly defined jawline type women
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Sup Candi!!!!! I got a split in my lip! :wails:
Who fighting???
<<————– really Jungle Juice
@Truth No it’s wack to me because we already know the Sigma’s from my yard are going to win…And Dudley High School (Greensboro) will be better than ALL the Frats combined..#Pointless
how did u do that awesome?! were ur lips so dry that they cracked when u smiled?! *stitches it up and generoulsy applies some carmex*
chibytex says:
yeah who fightin?
@Dymond…
And nothing…its great somebody cares…
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PHRO no prob good looking
*waits to see how long it take Awesome to notice the Lucious*
Try lubricating your lips more and they won’t split
@awes yaaaah trick!!!
speaking of step shows, i remember i went to the penn relays in undergrad and i saw an iota for the first time ever in life. i was so confused. like why are the ups guys here
My daughter wouldn’t go to sleep last night until I let her lay in my bed….. She rolled over in her sleep and was kinda trying to push me out the way when it happened……. Shyt hurt so bad I woke up and had to
so I could ignore the pain and go back to sleep….
@MissHarlem
@Candi
WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!?!?!?!?!? #BuryMewithMyUmbilicalCordWrappedAroundmyThoke
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Truth
enlighten us as to what was said on twitter
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man he was going off on sandra too. looking back at all the tweets
She looks like a 10 years old boy from the waist down(I’m just saying).
To always have nice soft lips when you finish brush your teeth you should run them past your lips its takes off any dead skin. Its like exfoliating them.
Try lubricating your lips more and they won’t split
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but when my lips are lubricated…they usually split…Go figure!!
@phrozen what?! i never seen the elusive and mythical creature before
UGH…you take a break to do some damn work and miss out on all kinds of sh’t…
Guess I gotta go back in lurk mode for a minute – highly doubt stuff this far down really gets read
YALL ALWAYS INSTIGATING!
So would you rather bite a Genital wart off or
@TRUTH SANDRA WENT IN ON HIS AZZ TOO???
@SANDRA WHEN TWITTER GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!!!
@Candi AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Make it keep going,make it keep going!!
CANDI you aint nice but then again most of the older heads is dead serious about the Elite 8 instead of the Divine 9
@ALBoy
STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phrozen1der says:
@Truth No it’s wack to me because we already know the Sigma’s from my yard are going to win…And Dudley High School (Greensboro) will be better than ALL the Frats combined..#Pointless
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Well i only been one time cause my sista was steppin… other then that I don’t go.
@ Al………….
DON’TCHU start! 
Ms. Dimplez
U AINT CHIT!!!!
Thetruth32 says:
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Truth
enlighten us as to what was said on twitter
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man he was going off on sandra too. looking back at all the tweets
I said it once imma say it again I am missing out on alot not messing with Twitter I swear I need to find time to get on the band wagon
@MissHarlem #Church!
<—-DR.Pepper (freshly opened)
Drink whatever gets caught in a sitx bath
DO NOT EVEN FINISH THAT STATEMENT, JUST LOGG OFF AND HAVE A NICE WEEKEND
@AL
You are dismissed for the day
@Truth I feel you…Nothing to see there…
TRUTH
I dont ask for much in life so for those of us who dont have twitter can you please copy and paste or just email
Bruh u look so young and cute in your pic…come here and let me rub your head
FABULOSALAKER says:
@TRUTH SANDRA WENT IN ON HIS AZZ TOO???
@SANDRA WHEN TWITTER GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!!!
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I don’t follower sandra but I guess I need too.
Well Proberson was talking about est mom.. Look like he was going at everyone from SR. Damn how i miss all this.
*east*
what else he say about the SR fam?
i need a real kwall recap not bits and pieces
@Truth *Steps into invisible bubble*
Or suck the fluid out of Precious playtex pearl
I only follow @Sandra I will be reading her #TL when I get home tonight…
Chi I caught that!
truth tweet me and tell me what u lookin at! #noseyasshyt
i’m bout to be out this bytch! holla
look AL, go home and don’t come back! #nastymf
AL when i was younger me and my cousin used to gang up on my brother and give him a beatdown that we called the rodney
i would like to give you the rodney right now for grossing me the fvck out
PS…the rodney is not the same as the richard
@ Chi……..What I do? You KNOW I love everybody!
@ Al…………I asked Jesus for new friends and you STILL here. Like evil incarnate!
I couldn’t have never done nothin bad enough to end up with you in my life. 
Truth if he was goin in on everyone I know I was at the top of list! Me and my crusty lips
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man he was going off on sandra too. looking back at all the tweets
I said it once imma say it again I am missing out on alot not messing with Twitter I swear I need to find time to get on the band wagon
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I’m gettin on at the wrong time cause this sh** right here was going on for hrs.
I’m out. Be good….but I know it’s so hard.
@Brown
Caught what?????
I didnt say nothing….
@ Dymond you dont want to start hitting and choking on me we gone end up making a mess
What’s up fam!!!!!
I see have missed alot of fluckery in here between last night and today.
@Alex tell that heifer to kick rocks. You deserve better.
@Dympz
You have to do it like the commercial and say like a good neighbor state farm is there…without AL.
CAN SOMEBODY EMAIL ME THIS CHIT PLEASE
@Ms. Dimplez
I saw you AND Phrozen trying to stir the pot….then remove your hand…..
Chi you know what!
@Bosstown
Hey and thanks and bye!!! Hopefully she’s kicking rocks somewhere.
@ChiByTex You’s an AWFUL LIE!!!!!!!
CAN WE GO TO ANOTHER POST PLEASE
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Truth if he was goin in on everyone I know I was at the top of list! Me and my crusty lips
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Well it look like whoever was on east side he went hard at. Its so much sh** Brown i’m trying to read it now.
So Aint no body gone choose though?
@Brown which one??
@MS.LADY HE TOLD U U GOT CRUSTY LIPS??? THEM MOTHA FOKAS IS JUICY
TRUTH,
If you care anything about my happiness you’ll email it to me
brownsugapoet at gmail
I tried to see it on Twitter but all I saw was sandra and east talking.
@ Chi………. I think you misunderstood. I didn’t do that.
@ Al………. Hell nawl!
Yes laker he did, and said I had a bump on them
I DONT FEEL RIGHT DEFILIN THE BARAK POST SO WE CAN GO TO THE ONE UNDER THIS ONE ABOUT THE CBS ANCHOR
Okay I might have another one Ive been thinking about if yall interested
@ Al……….. NO thank you.
@ brown I got you
@ Bosstown you have to go to in reply to to see everything
@Truth thanks will check it out when I get to the house.
Yall come on to the post below this one we are waiting on yall!!
SUP Chibytex
POPS COOCHAY 33 TIMES
…WHAT I MISS…SUM MUTHAFLUCKINBODY FEEL ME UP..I MEAN IN
Dymond says:
Bruh u look so young and cute in your pic…come here and let me rub your head
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ALBOY fluck you I am loggin off wtf is wrong with you
Miss H wait not like this what I do
ChaCha says:
SUP Chibytex
POPS COOCHAY 33 TIMES …WHAT I MISS…SUM MUTHAFLUCKINBODY FEEL ME UP..I MEAN IN
I graciously place a hand on your Gravi for Support
*feelin Cha Cha up*
NOW BRANG YO AZZ TO THE OTHER POST
Which one your kissable
It’s going DOWN in that CBS post……
ALBoy says:
not really into hitting (unless its from the back) or choking (unless im choking cuz i havent mastered avoiding the gag reflex yet 
)
@ Dymond you dont want to start hitting and choking on me we gone end up making a mess
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speaking of that, ya’ll see that stripper swallow that balloon? how was that safe? how do you discover you can do that?
ALBoy says:
not really into hitting (unless its from the back) or choking (unless im choking cuz i havent mastered avoiding the gag reflex yet 
)
@ Dymond you dont want to start hitting and choking on me we gone end up making a mess
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Dymond says:
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Ummmmm isnt there something missing……Like her a$$?
Something is missing oh yeah. her a$$ lol