Music Video: Dr. Dre ft. Eminem – I Need a Doctor
Old as sin rapper/producer Dr. Dre finally released this music video for “I Need a Doctor” today featuring Eminem & Skylar Gray. This is the 2nd single off Dre’s much-hyped Detox album that was scheduled to drop decades ago. The song is wack, but the visuals remind me of Kanye West’s critically acclaimed “Runaway” mini movie. Dre’s raps sounds like he was swigging a 40 ounce and smoking some chronic in the booth. He insults gays in the hopes of sparking controversy that will breathe life into this track. But Dre will need a doctor to bring his career back to life if the rest of the album sounds like this crap.
Thanks: Karen
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sandra, you’re blowing me today and not in a good way
love the song and the video. i dont think most people even really listen to the song. it seems to be more of an eminem song than dre because he only has one verse. but its about their relationship and how important they were to each others lives.
Dre has some turrible skin. This video is taking too long…
Yeah, what eastpoint just said…
I’m pleasantly surprised by how grown up the video is. No sagging pants…just a story about their friendship and real life. And it’s def more Eminem’s song than Dre’s.
Old as sin
damn SANDRA you slay me
Sounds like a love song…How sweet.
So apparently today is “Go Texans” day…which translate into “Mexicans wearing super tight jeans and long pointed boots” day.
I like the song. Eminem seems less angry.
@missHarlem u said what I was going to say
I am not feeling the song much
Ohhh I guess I should listen to lyrics a little more in depth
Dre’s verse was pretty weak…Hope the rest of his songs are better.
And does anyone else think that he looks like Bane from the Batman universe? He needs to lay off the HGH stat.
I think I’m done now.
i may be alone but em’s last album scored a 1 out of 10 for me…his rapping is horrible
i remember go texan day in 5th day. i remember bc i wore this white button down with no training bra (i had boobs even then) and the fabric kept rubbing against my nips and they hurt so bad
i thought they were gonna fall off
We would have done better with the new J-Hud video.
where u at, where u at
@YSO…you did not just call that man Bane >>>>>>
@Candi
I need that not to be the reason why you remember it.
alex i was traumatized! i remember peeking inside my shirt at them and they were so red
well pink, but u know what i mean.
anywho, umm i guess everyone is at lunch. it’s slow and boring
@Dymond
I haven’t bought/enjoyed an Eminem album since Encore. He still my crazy yt boy crush though.
@CQ
I did indeed. You didn’t say I was wrong either.
I loved the visuals of him and Eazy and Snoop. LOL his new body is hilarious to me. Don’t know why him being buff makes me giggle.
I like the song until Dre started rapping…
Dre’s raps have always been wack…and Em has always been the corny white boy
Not surprised by this lameness at all…
candibfly says:
i remember go texan day in 5th day. i remember bc i wore this white button down with no training bra (i had boobs even then) and the fabric kept rubbing against my nips and they hurt so bad
i thought they were gonna fall off
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OMG
Girl I want you to stop it right now!! 
Old as sin, I guess Dre and Sandra are about the same age.. Sorry I couldn’t resist. I kid I kid, please don’t ban me. You know I love my elderly auntie Sandy …lol Lemme stop forreal, ….how was the party last night?……
I am with East,I like it. No rump shaking,…it’s deep
@YSO…he was my crush with the blonde hair…he looks ordinary and plain to me now…and no comment on Bane
And the first shot of his body did remind me of something fictitious. Too much juice?
I want a chicky ceasar salad..
hey Fam
(well those who are around lol)
*watching the video on my phone*
i don’t normally watch videos but i’m bored, and i’m also impatient. video is taking too long to actually get to the song. i’m annoyed.
oh @Topic… ahhh fugg it, I dnt care. Detox been coming out since I was being potty trained…
Hi His
I WAS STIL IN THE CICI POST TALKN TO MY DAM SELFF BISH GON GET TIRED OF THIS TREATMENT
hello HIS
welp im tired of refreshing and no new comments so ill check yall later
*hands Candi a Fila jogging suit and door knocker earrings with ‘his’ engraved in em*
pls wear this bew. for i’m rawking the same outfit, cept’ my earrings say ‘Candi’
Corp
and my bishy bish YSO *plays in ur hair with a flowbie*
Alexxx
laker i guess i’m nobody now since i responded to u
makes up half my face like denise did on the cosby show to give off that 80s flair with my jogging suit
HIS
i’m bored as shyt
Hey His
x’s 3
Are u better today?
Laker
We need you to keep up. I left and came back and knew where everyone was.
@Laker *looks @ u with one sharpie eyebrow* Can u do the other 4 me bew?
@Dymond, G’day
@Secret, Hey suga
I let all these mofos in my club free today and not one of them has asked me if the fixed the hole in my gum!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I WAS STIL IN THE CICI POST TALKN TO MY DAM SELFF BISH GON GET TIRED OF THIS TREATMENT
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My feet hurt running from post to post. I can only do so much in these hooker heels dammit!
*they
@Candi, is it dry today?
pls dnt make me log off and workout
*crawls over 2 Candi with a sweat band and one free weight, crying like a btch*
SINCE WHEN DID CORP BECOME BLIND? *taps foot*
@Alex, yes bew
I stayed outta Diablas cell yesterday 
@Hissss *smacks and pinches yo booty*
@Alex will Lakes be performning today?
someone has to, i only worked out once this week, i feel like a fatty! *eats a cheeseburger*
it’s rainy here today too! lawd his i’m in a quandry. *hold me*
*rushes over to alex* what hole?!
@Hisss I ain’t blind…just slow as f*ck. Ya’ll have to excuse me…I run around trying to do work in between comments.
@Corp
she showed up early today. she knows she’s on strike 2.89.
@Candi
*I see no one read my cya comment in the other post*
A part of my implant came out and now i have a hole exposed. They are trying to fit me in so they cut and even bigger hole and put it back in.
Damn it i hope that Lambo is ok….
that is all
I don’t like this song.
@HIS **DRAWS UR EYEBRAW SO U LOOK SURRPRISE LIKE THE OL SKOOL HOMEGIRLS**
**HANDS U EL’S REHAB BILL PAID IN FULL BY THAT LAKER CHICA** SEE GOT U AND UR MANS BACK WHO LOVES U MORE THAN ME WHO?!?! 
@ALEX YEAH AND THEN WHAT….. DID U WONDER WERE I WAS NO RIGHT SO WATEV **MAD CUZ ALEX GETN NEW SKRIPERS AND NO LOVE FOR ME!!**
@CORP
@CANDI WHY MUST U ALWAYS QUESTION MY AMOR FOR U
*tries to hold Candi* but tha bish dun ran off
@Corp, I forgive u bew *booty slap*
How u been suga?
…wait i miss blonde eminem.. he always looks crazy now
SLIDES DOWN THE POLE
SUP TO ALL MY TRUES AND FEWS
WHAT UP THO!
DIRTY ROSE SALUTE
dr. dre sounds like he’s still rapping in the 90s. it sucks donkey balls to me.
alex i’ve actually been working today!
*sticks gummi bears in the hole until u get to the dentist* that should do it.
@ALEX I DID READ IT U SAID THE TOP OF UR FUKN IMPLANT FELL OUT AND U PAID 2G’S FOR IT NOW U GOT TO GO BACK TO THE DENTIST”!!!
<<<ontopoftheowner
@CANDI WHY MUST U ALWAYS QUESTION MY AMOR FOR U **HANDS U EL’S REHAB BILL PAID IN FULL BY THAT LAKER CHICA** SEE GOT U AND UR MANS BACK WHO LOVES U MORE THAN ME WHO?!?!
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what did i do right to deserve a friend like u?!
sees HIS gravi and FAINTS
well dayum, Laker dun paid for El to get clean *snaps* das a bad btch Candi! stop doing her like ya do
@Laker, no no please make them a lil more jack-o-latern’ish and go over them 77 times with the sharpie. Thanks. I’m getting some of those west coast wallet pics taken (u know the ones with the backgrounds, u get like 100 for 25 bucks) and I wanna be fierce btch! *teases bangs*
*waltzes over to cha cha in a halter dress made of pancakes* got syrup?!
@CHACHA
**pops puzazay 30 times to dirty rose salute**
Dre is of my era..I enjoyed the video. I didn’t exactly hear passion in Dre’s verse..but I loved the way he came across visually. I def appreciate the lyrics and the tribute to EasyE (CALIFORNIA BABY!!!!)
Dre looks DELICIOUS though!!!
smoke break and 
again.
Eric wright is easy e ? its been awhile my hip hop knowledge is slipping
FAMILY of the NIGHT!!!! CHILDREN of the CORN!!!! how is everyone today
HIS laker knows i cut for her! i’m just impatient. don’t trip. the Lord ain’t thru with me yet. #acceptmeflawsandall
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
no one and i mean NO ONE love ya like I do baby
but did this bish put gummi bears in Alex gums?
@HIS
**HANDS U A PAIR OF ****IES, CHUCKS AND A TANK TOP WITH BLUE BANDANA ON THE HAIR** (SLIDE TO LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT)) TOUCH!! 
@ChaCha
I’m a little out of sorts today. Can you do something to make me feel good?
@Laker
Now, I need u to make me some money to replace this.
I now understand why u get left behind, u read everything.
@Candi
I went and now I’m back at home waiting. They got me clocking in and out and ish. And why is my dentist no longer working there?
umm Cha Cha bew….WTF is gawn on in ya Gravi hunney?
*shaking my head while pouring syrup on Candi and whistling @GENIA*
@HIS CANDY MY FUTURE SIIISTA IN LAW LIL BRO GOT A E-CRUSH ON HER SHE IN THE FAMILIA WE WETBACKS STIKK TOGETHA BISH BRIGHT ENUFF TO BE A MEXICAN AAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
@His
Yeah, she did. Bish could have given me some gauze or something.
i need to go to the dentist, ever since i got my wisdom teeth out and they bruised a nerve i haven’t wanted to go
u shoulda told them to have u wait in the champagne suite until they were able to fix the issue
@Laker, I really dnt know what I’d do without u
@Alex, here lemme hold u bew…lay ur sore side of the face on my fluffy gals *shakes rack*
u will feel better in no time 
His didn’t even acknowledge me…….
I must’ve done something to dishonor my famiry…….. *grabs sword and impales myself*
HISSSSSS!!!
@Alex
I saw. Poor baby. I’m sure one of your girls will find a way to make it better.
@ALEX SOME KINDA WAY U ALWAYS GOT SUM SSSMART TO SAY FUK ME EVERY WAY POSSIBLE I CAN’T STAND U AND UR PIMP CAPE **BARNIE AINT BEEN THE SAME SINCE U TOOK THAT FURR OF HIS AZZ FOR UR CAPE**
Does two step SALSA over to HISSSSSSSSSSS
I wuvs you carmel queen… with your ****ableself
Candi, is that a chocolate chip in the center of those pancakes!!!! (pinches and licks waits for reaction)
genia its caramel like *runs my hands up and down my body* me
@Laker
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
Hey Genia
What up Awesome!!
@His
Those sure are soft.
CHACHELLA!!
You are the sunshine in my life, you know that?
FOR TOOTHACHE NOTHING MAKES UR TOOTH AND U FEEL BETTA THAN A COTTON BALL FILLED WITH TEQUILA PRESS DOWN AND LET UR GUM FEEL IT << MAMA LAKER WISDOM!!
awesome did u say famiry…as in they can’t pronounce l’s…
#toothrough
@Laker
I do have a full bottle of Jose.
@Awesome, well I just assumed u no longer cared for me *sad face*
@Genia, *milli vanilli voice* Guhllll u know its true…OoH OoH OOoooOOH I lubz yewwwww *doing the dance and flinging my braids out the way*
@Candi, YES! the pigmy skrippah is pointing her infant toes right at a baller!
ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your gravi makes me smile!! You look so cute to me!!!!
LAKER!!!! baby!!! home girl calie in the house!!!!
I like the song, that was nice to hear Eminem be so grateful to Dre. Dre is a legend in the rap world & a lot of people love Em so this will probably be a big hit song & be all over MTV & BET. The video was really good especially the beginning with Dre thinking about all the different events in his life. It was creative & artsy. Dre’s getting more swole the older he gets like Melle Mel from Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five.
@ALEX FULL?!?! I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP U WITH THAT ***GRABS SLEEPOVER BAG WITH VIKY CROTCHLESS BABY DOLL AND MY NURSE OUTFIT*** ….THAT IS IF IT’S MY DAY OF THE WEEK I KNOW HOW U AND UR BOO ARE EXCLUSIVE AND ALL
GENIA!!
<——You are one of my most favoritest people but Dre looks like the Batman villain Bane. See my Gravi at left.
@HIS she skrong as hell too, but then again she probably only weights 22 pounds. i bet she real flexible tho. i wonder if they pay her in half dollars
@Yso… *digs in purse* u took MAD long and then u address me like a bald headed step child AFTER I flowbied yo hair?? Yeen neva had a cut like that and this is how u do me??
*collapses on YSOs front porch while holding todays paper and using strips to wipe my tears*
@GENIA
UR MY CALIFORNIA CHOCOLATE CHIP NICE SOFT SWEET AND SO READY TO POP IN UR MOUFFF!! 
@ChaCha and that midget stripper
@HIS ALEX DON’T PAY MIN WAGE AND SHE BE DIPPN IN MY FUKN TIP JAR!!
@Genia *blushing*
Are u from Cali and are u there now?
@Laker
Imma page you when it’s clear. Our code is 69.
I’m sure we can work something out.
@Awesome—wait nooooo don’t do it!!!
@His …that’s one of my fav pics of you
hot but yet soooo cool
@His
What they said!!!
@CHACHA WHY MUST U DO THIS TO US
AND SHE SMILING HARD THEN A MOTHA FUKA LIKE “YAY I REACH THE POLE” 
@Laker
“YAY I REACH THE POLE” 
*scoots next to Corp* So whats a gal gotta do to make u use some of that corporation monies to get her some Tyree Lajuan gladiator sandals with 77 in heels? I’ve been DYING for a pair chile *bats lashes*
Yall see how peaceful it is without AL?
It’s weird Dre is not the best rapper but he has so many great songs from the NWA days to his Snoop collaborations to his Eminem collabos. I guess it’s because he surrounds himself with good artists and he’s a great prodcer.
@Alex
Hmmmm where is @Dawn
??
@Phrozen, oh chit not a new gravi!!
how u be bew?
@His How could you EVER think that!?!
*beats up all the air in the room like Cuba Gooding in Boyz in the Hood*
Am I invisible to ChaCha? Helllllooooo *jumps up & down waving*
@His
This is why I don’t mess with pretty bishes like you. Too damned demanding.
And I ain’t got no porch so you better give me that address so I can come get you before the nosy neighbor calls the law on you.
@His I’m well babes, enjoying this day off… But umm there isn’t shyt on tv!!!
NOW DRE IS A GRRRREAT PRODUCER THE ONLY THING IS HE STILL STUK IN THEM NWA DAYS HE BE READY TO SHOOT A BISH IN HIS RAPS BUT THATS HOW I LIKE HIM AND ICE-CUBE THREATEN ME PULL ME AND THEN TAKE IT!!!
@Awesome
You “air fighting” now bruh???
@Phro
You know when you speak the name, soon she will follow.
why did i actually go research if there was such a thing as ghetto tube?
there is
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE OF YALL FUKAS KNOW THAT WE ALL DOOO THE MOSSTESST ON THIS FUK BLOG!!!
i just got a mental picture of awesome with clinched fists crying and snotting and throwing combonations of hooks and jabs at the air
candibfly says:
why did i actually go research if there was such a thing as ghetto tube?
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Yes, Dawn let us know that she found it last night.
His_Mommy623 says:
*scoots next to Corp* So whats a gal gotta do to make u use some of that corporation monies to get her some Tyree Lajuan gladiator sandals with 77 in heels? I’ve been DYING for a pair chile *bats lashes*
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keep batting lashes and
@Alex
@Candi
i want ya’ll to know that I KNOW WHY MAN HAD THAT GRAVI UP YESTERDAY and he aint shyt
so on point but he aint shyt 
@HIS MAN AINT NEVA BEEN CHIT HE THE KING OF AZZ WIPES AND I LOVE IT!!
WERE IS THE FUKA AT?? 
alex i mean i didn’t watch any of the videos, i just wanted to see if the link worked
@Candi That site is #Ratchet as hell!!!!
so i’m pumping gas last night and see a cute dude in a corvette, only to find out he’s right behind me as i go into my apt complex. guess i gotta stop walkin the dogs in my flannel pjs w/o combing my hair in case i run into him
@Candi
I know. We don’t watch those things.
@His
it is phrozen…don’t click on any of the videos #thisismywarningtoyou
he’s probably watching the videos by magic productions as we speak
@CANDI **BRUSHES UR HAIR 1000 TIMES** I GOT U BABES
@Candi
You should have gotten him to put $10 more on your fill up.
ur right alex, but i was feeling so unsexy last night in my work out clothes and my hair in a curly bun atop my head and my eyebrows not done
oddly, that’s usally the time when folks try to talk to me, when i’m not done up all fancy like
DARN IT ITS SLOW AGAIN WERE THE FUK DO ERRBODY GO
I MIGHT AS WELL LOG THE FUK OFF 
@Awesome *grabs ur arms* relax bew…
@Yso.. oh chit *runs away from porch* wtf u live gurl??
@Phrozen, i’m watching Man on Fire
thanks laker! can u put some glitter in it so i can work it like rick james did in super freak?
candibfly says:
ur right alex, but i was feeling so unsexy last night in my work out clothes and my hair in a curly bun atop my head and my eyebrows not done
oddly, that’s usally the time when folks try to talk to me, when i’m not done up all fancy like
Chileee, dnt lemme run to the kona store in some sweats and a tee cus I snatch all the cuties
why is that?
I’m baaaaaaack!!
Lakes, as much as I adore that pic, I have to keep lookin ova my shoulder to make sure nobody at the job is adoring it too!!
Candi B
HIS!!!!
Alex
PHRO & CHB!!! Heyyyyyyyy
@His…so are you gonna shake something for these sandals or what?
@Candi Nah,I saw a
on the first page, and I clicked the “X”..
@His I saw that already…. I’m trying NOT to sleep the whole day, it isn’t looking good right now.
@OHoney
Waddap babes??
@HIS AND CANDI BECASUE WHEN A BISH IS RELAX AND CHILLN IS WEN SHE THE SEXIEST!! WE BE THINK DANG SHE LOOK GOOD IN THAT IMAGINE WITHOUT IT OR WEN BISH GET ALL DOLLED UP
Ohoney…saw your new pics on the link
*quick fondle*
OHoneyyyyyyyy
even tho i didnt get any emoticon
why am i still laughin at that chick ‘ices brown’ (precious’ baby cousin) dancin to all these songs on youtube?
@Phro Hey Big Daddy, I like the pic!
<—Laker's red panties
*sends Alex teething ring*
@OHONEY STICKS TONGUE OUT TO GET A COUPLE OF DRIPS!!
what happened twin?!
OHoneeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oops, wrong emocon, was trying to do the happy dance one…
@Candi and @His
Men like to see your natural beauty. That’s why you pull more men when you’re not done up. The thinking is “If she’s looking good when she’s outside busted then she has to be gorgeous when she is.”. That and looking not so done up makes you seem more approachable……..
@Candi and His
Because they know it gets better after that.
*twerkin extra mean* @Corp
@Phroz, I slept til 1!!
chit felt goodddddd
HIS i guess we are less intimidating when dressed down?
@YALL ALEX ALREADY GOT SOMETHING TO NIBBLE ON ME!!! IF U TAKE THE DRAWS OFF U BETTA DO SOMETHING!!!
Hey Honey!!!!!!!!
@Yall
That’s why you used the wrong emoticon.
+ what awesome just said
either way it goes dude coulda had me on the hood of his corvette at pump 3 #idareutojudgeme
*adjusts friday halo and struts off like george jefferson*
@Yall Thnx babes!
@His I got all weekend to sleep so I’m trying to enjoy the day….
@His *sprays a whipped cream bikini on you…while you shake*
CHB thanks ma’am!!
@ Lakes lickin Honey drops…
HIS, you so sensitive
CandiB- What no twirls and shyt?
@Awesome and Alex, its so hard being pretty as fck! #modest
@Candi, that big btch was doing tooooooo much..
@Yall, hey suga
HIS pls youtube ices brown and contact her to chereograph our NYC routine pls and thanks
@Awesome That comes from the #Genesis of the getting/keeping a man bible you said that bruh!
OHoney i’m depressed today about the possible gov shutdown
but for u i will try
*does a one handed cartwheel into the splits with tears streaming down my face*
*wondering if Laker realizes she’s naked*
Yeah guys, why is it when we look our worst (which is a whole helluva lot better than others on their bestest days #humble)yall try to holler?
His_Mommy623 says:
@Awesome and Alex, its so hard being pretty as fck!
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it really is a curse sometimes bein fine as shyt #humbleaboutmyextraordinarygoodlooks
hmph! @Ohoney… No mo fondling for u!
noo this chick is not down on the ground on her elephant knees shakin her rump roast
So my brother bought a couple hd cameras and for the last couple of months we’ve been shooting skits. Nothing that we’re trying to sell or anything………yet
Last convo we had about a script change the topic evolved (or devolved depending on your perspective) about shooting porn and what would be our porn names…………
adorable you are
HIS is that all it took??
@Alex, is the club open today?
@Awesome #Whores
LOL!!!!!!
@Yall Because that isn’t your natural state, so we don’t really know YOU..Once you pull back the lacefront,take off the tits,unzip the ass,take off the nails, who the fuvk are you???? And where is the chick I approached?!?!?
@YALL **SITS ON CHAIR GAPED OPEN** I REALIZE IM MORE COMFORTABLE THIS WAY ** STANDS ON CHAIR AND DOES A SPIN NAKID SO ERRBODY CAN SEE**
@Awesome…add the link of your videos…so we can understand these *ahem skits* more clearly.
@AA
Growing up “they” used to say that your porn name is supposed to be the your middle name plus the street you grew up on!!!
****Throws a wad of cash up in the air to land on Lakes****
@Candi, i’m on it! she said if we pay her in Krispy Kreme assorted doughnuts and Chick Fil-A she will do an hour hour long routine
@Corp, pls add skrawberries to the whipped cream #feelinshexay
@Yall
We opened early today and I let everyone in for free. I had to kick Bruh out but he paid me $300 to let him back in. Candi don’t think I know about her picking up money off the floor but I see errythang. Laker even showed up early….wearing two chocolate chip cookies.
@yall…where did you grow up? Never heard it…but I like it.
Take it back Phro! None of that applies here. #stillbeinghumblecuzimfine
@CORP U SHO KNOW HOW TO MAKE A CHICA FEELS SPECIAL **BENDS OVER SO CORP CAN GET A FULL VIEW AND PICK UP THE MULA**
CorporateQueen says:
****Throws a wad of cash up in the air to land on Lakes****
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*activates security net to catch the cash*
@Laker, I’m still in MY PRIVATE dressing room, almost ready.
@YALL AND THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO GET KNOCK OFF VICTORIA SECRET!!!
@HIS U SEE THIS CHIT!!!
@Ohoney
I’m sooooo over yew *flips hair and goes to sit next to Candi*
You see how she do me? @Candi
*tosses a few dubs @Laker while sniffling like a brat*
We haven’t shot any porn……yet. Right now it’s just alot of us being goofy. Last one we shot was like sportcenter if niggas was commentating and not worried about what the athletes thought/getting interviews…..
yallcrazy says:
CorporateQueen says:
****Throws a wad of cash up in the air to land on Lakes****
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*activates security net to catch the cash*
@AWESOME
The old formula for porn names is:
The name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.
Making mine Goldy Larrabee. Oh, I’m fancy huh.
That video made me tear up “You risked your career for me”
@Phrozen Gravi
My name is …………. SamYell JacksEm
@Yall
I don’t want to have to send you to prison for racketeering. I’m sure Phaedra will represent you. But you might have to agree to do some things for her.
@Laker, I do and its all good bew *looking at ur ass* just do what u do best hunney and twerk it *stares at ur bewbs*
Awesomeeeeeeeeeeee *crawls in ur lap* Can u make me a funnel cake bew? *bats lashes*
@QC Chi-Town Baby!
*waiting for red & white(for the bulls) pasties to light up before I hit the stage*
#solarpoweredpastiescuzimgreen
i needed that money alex
*slides down the mirrored wall and whimpers*
@HIS *holds u* now who did what now to u?!
throwin that money in the air makes me think of that ‘make it rain trick’ song…i hate it
@Candi
But I’m your BFF!! All u gotta do is ask. I don’t want us to fall out ova money.
YSoSerious says:
@AWESOME
The old formula for porn names is:
The name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.
Making mine Goldy Larrabee. Oh, I’m fancy huh.
oh so mines would be Germany Spring
kewl 
and u are fancy bew
@YALL WELL IF U DANCE LIKE THE BULLS PLAY U FINNA GET SONE CHANGE TO WASH NOW LET THE LAKERS COLOR SHINE AND SEE THE 100 RAIN
<<<ON CORPS LAP
@HIS SHAKES THE GUWWLS IN UR FACE AND LICKS THE UR FACE <<<EWWW
@Yall I know
@Zoe Thnx Babes!
Mine would be “Goldie Watson”
*sends Candi (stolen from clients) gift cards*
#youhavetousethe****daythoughnojoke
@Candi, that damn OHoney tried to shun me but its ok
*cues Aaliyah*
If at 1st I dnt succeed, I will dust myself off and try again…with someone else
*eye flucking Alex*
@Ohoney
@Germany Spring
Thanks hun.
MINNI LENNOX <<<< NAW BAD SKRIPER NAME
*puts my index finger over alex’s lips* shhhhh that would never happen! NEVER u hear me?! *stares wildly into space and breaths heavy*
on another note, my porn name would be Wally Clayridge
What did I get *************’d for?
#you have to use them today though no joke
hmmmp
@Candi, I hate the fcking song too! Hip Hop has nothing left to offer
#wheresNaswhenineedhim?
@Awesome
@yo’ ho name
and poor Phrozen with his name
@His
I love it when you eye fluck me.
@twin u see i like how u think, u can’t really track them gift cards like that
Wally Clayridge
Tokyo Church 
if i ever did porn i would WANT my name to be “Claytonia Bigsby”
Marie Bishop
***floats in on a cloud, eyes low, smelling like that dodo mixed w/ coach poppy and reclines back to watch laker***
I WANT MY SKRIPER NAME TO BE WET KITTY
Goldy Larrabee u are the bestest suga
@Alex, i try not to but i just can’t help it!
@Phro
We can be fancy together then.
@OHoney
Tokyo Church? I like.
(orders you some custom made kimonos for the “show” later)
My name would be Victoria Russell. Sounds like a regular bish to me. So glad I don’t do or watch porn.
I think I like the sound of Nipalonia (one name bc that’s all i need
)
I didn’t know there was a formula to it………….
@His
When I woke up you asked for raspberry pancakes. While I was cooking you said fvck that, make some apple fritters. In the middle of that you gonna ask for funnel cakes…….. you got sumpin you wanna say?……..
*temporary truce*
Chit Dymond, me too ^5 *exhales*
Minnie Lennox & Goldie Watson coming to a screen near you!!!!!!!!!!!
@DYMOND ***LAYS U DOWN ON FLOOR AND PUZAZAY POPS IN UR FACE** NOW DRINK THIS HERE SODA LET ME HIDE A STARTBUST MAYBE U CAN HELP ME FIND IT SINCE U FINNA GET A SWEET TOOTH!!
#nastybutuhighsofukit
blah.
what y’all know good?
Alex says:
So glad I don’t do or watch porn
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lol lol lol lol lol lol
good one alex
*wraps myself around Awesome like a koala bear hugging a tree*
dnt be like that baby u know I have a sweet tooth *spanks ur ass*
#NowGetDatAssInDaKitchen…YaHeard??
@His @Yso @Yall
@Alex, yeah mine sounds regular too.
**runs in and tackles LAKER, DYMOND, ALEX, OHONEY, CANDI, YSO, PHROZEN, and HIS**
I missed yall….@His is worst than my bill collectors finding me and chit
<—-Strawberry Smoothie
*performs the routine from Britney Spears ‘hit me baby one mo time’ video*
Kingstonnnnnnnnnn
OKAY HERE IS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS……
*smacks teeth I seen ya’ll been hating on baby roberta aka stage name MINI TITS
IM tryna work and play so bare with me…. *takes a hit of the albuterol
CORP MAMI I didnt get a chance to say HEY to nobody in particular yet so HELLO SEXY HBIC!
CANDI…… I still have gum stuck in my hair from last nights slumber party ahhhhh now syrup in the crack of my azz..what will I do with you *booty claps
MAFIOSA I like how you pop that thang…lets have a coochay poppin battle later
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS you are so good to me…I AM NOT WORTHY *applies lotion to your beautiful brown skin *edible (EDIT: I SWARE YA’ll MAKE ME SO GAY)
ALEX : pop coochay in slow motion with bells on my g string that play the tune of jingle bells
YSOLITA …You are my sunshine as well….I DiG the shyt outta you
HEY OHONEY…OMYGAWD….YALLCRAZY is my muhfuggin nicca!
OKAY I BEEN WORKING ON THIS SHYT AND INTERRUPTED 5646464 times so if I missed anyone I will be back in a hot minute!
MINI Tits says: STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS
OOOOOH UR MIDDLE NAME I THOUGHT IT WAS UR PET NAME
BISH NEED TO STOP DRINK AND 
MY SKRIPER NAME WOULD BE ELIZABETH LENNOX 
OR NASTY LIZ LENNOX 
Here kitty kitty kitty
mean must didn’t recognize my name in post.
*floats over to mean on the wings of a thousand humming birds* where have u been?!
@Mean
*Chris Tuckers voice*
Anddddddddd u know this Mayneeeeeeeee *inhales*
Cha Cha….where in the hell did u find that pic. I’m slaughtered dead…..
Humps Phros mustache…. smacks Dymond on that big ol thang
and battles Mean Kitty in a COOCHAY POPPIN CONTEST… 
OK I WILL BE BACK!
@Mean Waddap homie?!
@MEAN SEXY BISH U PUT UR FUKN GRAVI BACK UP SO I CAN DAY DREAM ABOUT FUK U AND THEN REALIZE ALL ME AND U CAN DO TOGETHER IS START A FIRE
@ChaCha
why must cha cha
me every day?!
did mini tits (faints at the name) just tell us to stay thirsty?
We’se coming up with porn names. You can use:
-Your middle name and the street you grew up on
-The name of your first pet and the street you grew up on
-Whatever the hell you feel like
1-2-3 GOOOOOO
girlllll that damn picture….
Mean and ChaCha coochie popping contest.
***rolls up another one for HIS***
wassup youcrazee
i like the way u work it, no diggity, u got ta back it up
OMYmuthafreakinGOSH is that the baddest pussy poppin bish in the flesh!?! MEAN!!!
Dead @ all of yall right now…..Yall are a mess
@mean why do u have me fallin out at my desk watchin precious’ baby cousin (ices brown) while she humps the ground on her elephant knees on youtube?!
I love that Cha Cha *swoons*
candibfly says:
throwin that money in the air makes me think of that ‘make it rain trick’ song…i hate it
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This mad me laugh outloud *sawwwy*
*sneaking to Mickey Dees cuz Imma be a fat azz today*
WHY ERRTIME MEAN PUZAZAY COME IN THE POST I THNK OF CANDI HATED SONG “U WANNA SEE SOME AZZ I WANNA SEE SOME CASH MAKE IT RAIN TRICK MAKE IT RAIN”
*slides another $20 in Lakes g-string*
*goes to pick up sandals at the mall for @His*
(sees Y’all sneaking)
Bring me back a number 2 with a Sprite. Please and thanks.
hisssssssss! *grabs both boobs with one hand*
I thought it was your childhood pet and the street you grew up on??
@YALL **WHISPERS** HEY BRANG ME BACK A NUMBA ONE WITH A DR.PEPPER DON’T TELL ALEX HE SAID I NEED TO LAY OFF THE BURGERS BUT BISH STILL FLY!!! **POPS HER AZZ WITH DIMPLEZ AND ALL**
@ yso
im hispanic. I have like 6 middle names..
@Phro
Guess it wasn’t meant for me to be a porn star.
I don’t do pets.
@Phro
I modified a well known loud actor’s name………
I used my pet name and street. I be dayum if my middle name is Tokyo!!
Mean 
miss you boo
@KINGSTON DAM U WHY THE FUK U BRANG THAT UP NOW THEY GON WANT TO KNOW MY 341646 MIDDLE NAMES AND 1368765 LAST NAMES
i think i picked out a spanish name in hs and it was Marisol
Candiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hope they give me some of those oooooowee stuff. 
They called!!! Gotta go get this hole closed.
@Alex LOL!
@Awesome O’ok
*that, not those
sneak an extra perscription for me
u can keep the gummi bears 
@Alex, take the gummi bears out first bew
get better!
yallcrazy says:
Minnie Lennox & Goldie Watson coming to a screen near you!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sounds like a bootleg Minnie Riperton and Goldie Hawn to me.
I want some tooth healer drugs
I get tired of rolling up sometimes 
My skrippa name IF IM USING MY CHILDHOOD PET NAME
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COMING TO THE STAGE….THE BADDEST LITTLE TINY MINI SKRIPPER THIS SIDE OF THE PONDS…… *LIGHTS CAMERAS *CURTAINS OPEN
*********************POOOCHIE PALINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN****************
GIVE IT UP FOR POOCHIE PALIN
@Candi: LMAO….thats the same thing I did when I saw the vid. Doesn’t she look like the girl that stood on the table and fell…..that may be her
*STREET AND CHILDHOOD PET…I AINT TELLIN YOU MY NAME
Cha-Cha I almost choked on my drink. GTFOHWTS!!
@ChaCha
@Candi and His
I always keep extra ones from my unused prescription. And for some reason they were crazy enough to give me a couple of refills. Which ones yall want? I got a variety. *looks around for the DEA*
@ lakes
you have a million names too?
I asked my momma why she did that & she was like ‘girlllll you know we boricua, its a tradition’
I would have been happy with Anita Mann.
*walks in all late and has a seat at the bar*
Alex, I thought you was leaving?
i hollered and cried for an hour straight when i saw that chick off that coffee table. her big azz knew when she heard the wood breakin that it wasn’t a good idea.
charlotte takes a tumble
she does favor her tho, same elbow fat and everything
Honey, I am now. ChaCha azz done pulled me back!!!
hey o’honey!!!
cha cha please stop
@Ace
What you drinkin cuz? I got the first round. You check out Chris Bosh gettin shot in the Bulls/Heat game last night?
Are we going to the OBAMA post… Climbs up on Ace’s back…giddy up ACE..and quit trying throw me off… Me and DIMPZ been doing squats and I been poppin this coochay so my calfs are hella skrong……
OH MY GAWD…I CANT GO ON……I MUST CHANGE THE GRAVI!
YSO, Mean Kitty and WUT…Ya’ll just done let po Cha Cha be the crazy GRAVI LADY *smacks teef sup with that?
BUT IF ALBOY come through here with that baby and them damn TROJAN legs IM RETIRING!
i’m out this h0e! *flips over every computer in here, flips the chick across from me the bird, and blasts NWA on the way out*
Hey Dymond howya doin?
wooooooooooooooooooooowwww elbow fat
wheezes out last breath and
bury me with my first black barbie nipolonia yall
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Ace
What you drinkin cuz? I got the first round. You check out Chris Bosh gettin shot in the Bulls/Heat game last night?
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I’ll take a Coke and Henny…Nah i missed the game…where can i find a replay.
Ace
wheres my Dimpz??
BYE CANDI YAMS I LUBBBBBBBBBBBBZ YA HONEY!
Bye CandyB
Bringing errybody something back from the DOLLAR MENU!!!!!!!!!!
umm cha cha
trojan legs????
Sooooo
@ POOCHIE PALIN
Ain’t that what they call Sarah Palin’s “special” child?
#ThatWasMean
#IDon’tCare
@ChaCha
My baby looked worn the fluck out after going through that demon ape you suggested to her
***grabs 2 pies youcrazee brought back***
#somebodyhurryupandask
@Ace
Just tune into espn……..
@Candi
Are you saying there’s a finite amount of arm gellatin one could have before they just have to make an azz of themselves?
@YSo
Who cares if it was mean?
#sheismatterweightthattakesupspace
tape*
@Y’all
Big ballin and shot callin, huh? WOOT! WOOT!!
It won’t be as humble around here without you.
*raises hand… @YALL
Is that Cha Cha beginning to hit the matrix?
Bye Candiiiiiiiiii
So ACE IS BLIND TOO!!
These Pop Tarts are hitting….
YEAH @yallcrazy….I BEEN GONE FOR TO LONG…NOW ITS TIME I BRING IT BACK
Cha your gravi with those legs supposed to be Ciara’s right
CHOCO…..I MISS YOU…I TOLD YOU THIS IN THE BAMA POST..WHERE YOU BEEN?
@choco… HECK YEAH THOSE ARE CIARA’S FINELY TONED AND UNEMPLOYED AZZ LEGS
I’m gettin sleepy ya’ll.
Choc!
where u been bew?
@CHA
I’ve missed you as well I took a lil hiatus was going thru some silly chit with the boo – REAL SILLY!
@His
I shouted you out in another post re: your gravi pic – I been around
Heyyyy Everybody
Happy Friday
Flooooooooooooooooooooooo o o ooooo
(shakes OHoney)
Wake the hail up. We barely see you as it is. Don’t you dare sleep through our monthly visit.
Heyy OHoney, boy you had me cracking the h3ll up last week! How you doin babes?
Heyyy His, Choco (again) && Yso
*waves like a slow kid on the short bus*
@Yso You done lost yo dayum mind shaking me! I’m up!! I should have stopped at Starbucks this mornin
@Flo girl this is my life……
Dawn says:
Foxy brown has a new cd, it will be sold via UNCF box donations. I’m sure Sandra will post her numbers tomorrow in addition to the updated Kimberly JOnes paypal numbers…
THIS IS WHY I CANT QUIT DAWN……………
@Flo
Phro who dat is in yo gravi? That you?
@ChaCha @Dawn
@OHoney Yeah it’s me…
@OHoney I’m too “humble” @Candi (c) to post another negro’s pic as myself…:lol:
Ohhhhh I c. You look different from the original pic of you. Outside, you know the one I’m talkin bout?
Wake up OHoney!!! Its Friday && 1 hour & 15 mins til quittin time.. Well for me anyways
Heyyy Phrozen!!!!!
Anybody up for a game of Chinese Hopscotch?
#laughingatthosethatnevaplayed
@Phro
Im so mad I can’t see PHRO’s gravi
Is anyone horny?
FLOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Ohoney Yeah,the pic that scares @Dawn, that other pic is my real complexion and I had hair in it
@Flo How goes it???
OOPS, LOL
I meant CHINESE JUMPROPE
#stilllaughing
@Choco
Always!!
@PHRO
CHIT!
Damn that urge will hit me out of nowhere
You have portrayed 3 totally different looks here. The first one was not my favorite. I won’t say it scares me
This one, you look older. I chose the 2nd as my favorite
#notthatyouasked
Soooo who gon be the one to tell me about the gravi Man was using?
#DontBScared
@Yall
Why did I think you meant chinese checkers 
Always horny @Choco
&& the beau was outta town for 10 days, came back on Tuesday and its been poppin every since 
LOL
IM ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSS HAWNY CHOCO….YOU SAY IT… I FEEL IT.. *JUMPS IN TO PHRO’S DR PEPPER AND BACK STROKES :drink:
@Choco
cuz we horny and not thinking straight
Choco- I’m always in the mood
Cha-Cha-really? Where did you dig that up?
@Yall, I never played chinease hopscotch or jumprope, but I’m down! I’ll be a turner
@Phro, it goes! It’ll go even better @ 4:55 though
&&
@OHoney, the 2nd pic was my fav as well, IJS 
@FLO
OKayyyyyy girl I got some loss time to make up for also
@CHA
My MANDINGO actually had me trying to get away from him last night
Is it still 4 smileys per post??
BABYMAMMY
@813
You jump on them.
Hissssssssssssss
then 
Heyyyyyyy booo!!! I was wondering where you was??? Lol
@Yall what’s the point of this game cause jumping ON the ropes sounds like double dutch gone wrong……
I dont like that song at all. I like the video concept, however Dre should have said
to the close up shots. He got body for dayz tho! 
*tying the ropes together, placing them around Choco and ChaCha’s ankles*
I’m first, then His
813 you just watch us and then you go for what you know…
O’Honey, it goes like this
Jump in
Jump out
Jump side to side
Jump on
Jump in
Jump out
That was my ish
@Flo
OMG y was he like CMERE 
@Yall
What type of freaky chit you about to do to me
tying the ropes together, placing them around Choco and ChaCha’s ankles*
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Okay that’s really sad that I thought this was involving sex
@BM, i’m all over the place right now… some **** called my baby the N word while he walking home
I’m determined to find this jerk
@OHoney #Respect
I guess it depends how I’m feeling…
*sending His my mace*
So you can reach him/her from the car and don’t have to be arguing.
@HIS
YOu betta be careful out there REAL- let your hubby handle that just be careful some kids have not been raised right
Lol @Choco, knowing you, you was probably like “here I CUM”
Say what now???? @His… Somebody called my step son the N word???? OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of though, my baby is convinced he’s white 
@Cha Cha, Stanky Lady???
Huh???
@FLO
YOu know it I was like MMMMK….
@FLO
Wait your son is white and has some spanish in him right – dead at rolling your eyes
@FLO
Wait your son is white and has some spanish in him right – dead at rolling your eyes
@Choc, no it was an grown man driving in a car…i know where the car pulled in at…He fugged with the right one
Thats some real sh.it that Choco said @His.. I would’nt make a fuss, I hate to say it but its gonna happen, America is a cruel place.
@His
If the mofo was ignant enuf to say that to your son how the hail you think he gonna respond or react to you – LET THAT CHIT GO or tell your hubby – you don’t what that man’s mindset is like
I aint no black man, Ima white man”… And he says it so matter of factly too
I’ve never
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Since I don’t wanna go to jail. I’d probably encourage someone to spray paint RACISt on his car, post signs…
He should be shamed!
@His, I hope I dont see your a$$ on the news for killin that bast@rd.
Choco aka Hippie says:
I aint no black man, Ima white man”… And he says it so matter of factly too
I’ve never
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@Choc, *giggles* My crazy isnt for er’body but I understand….a btch will catch a charge EARLY…but im not confronting him…I’m confronting his car *evil grin*
@His
@FLO
still at your baby boy girl that chit is sooo funny
@813 Back at you…
I hope I dont see your a$$ on the news for killin that bast@rd.
@FLO
Nahhh he want someone to have the runs – tell him to get a laxative
@Flo Ex-Lax
IDK whats wrong with him Choco
I try explaining to him that he is the best of all worlds.. White, Black, Cuban, Italian, Indian… But I dont want him walking around here thinking he’s white, because to racist a$$ white people, he’s black && he needs to know that before someone calls him the N word like they did His’s baby.
@FLO
Im trying to be serious – but damn I ain’t in all my years heard no chit like that – but you should keep it real with him becuz you are soooo right about how the rest of society see’s him – EFF IT MANE MAN SAID IM BETTER THAN THE REST 
I feel you
@His, some fool keeps drinking his gatorades at work && he’s just about had enough!
Ooooh @ FLO tell him not to kill no one – your beau… he gonna taint the hail out of them gatorades
I guess its cause he’s so light. Have you seen his pics on my FB??
FloridaChick813 says:
IDK whats wrong with him Choco I try explaining to him that he is the best of all worlds.. White, Black, Cuban, Italian, Indian… But I dont want him walking around here thinking he’s white, because to racist a$$ white people, he’s black && he needs to know that before someone calls him the N word like they did His’s baby.
and i will fck them up too! thats my scrumptious step-son..with his white ass
i’m teasing
yallcrazy says:
*sending His my mace*
So you can reach him/her from the car and don’t have to be arguing.
THATS GANGSTA
HUGS HIS AND MOLESTS HER BOOBS……… I already called the MOB BOSSES T.I and TINY..and although T.I aint got all them guns no more he told me where to cop some SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chocs ass is NEVER on FB hmph!
@His and FLO yall I have an account but I don’t be on there – FLO I’ve been replying to your chit so late FORGIVE ME
*crawls over to Cha Cha*
pls scoop me up like i’m a baby and rawk me bew..
our love hasnt been right lately gurl
HMMMMM
Where’s Harlem 
@Cha Cha, explain the tatt please???
@FLO
Y you got me about to go to your fb
I’m out I’m being summonsed (sp?) to lunch… Have a good sticky weekend SR FAM!!!
@Flo, yes I saw it and YOU AINT CHIT 4 THAT
*taps His on the shoulder* Ummmmm why is Cha Cha holding && rocking you????
And where IS Harlem?? H3ll, where is Everybody??????
@FLO
Dude with the dreads he don’t look gay DAMN… see that chit right there
sticky weekend SR FAM!!!
Phro
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TURN ON
@His, IJS.. I guess I’m just used to it now so I can tell
And a lot of young chicks was staring @ him.. Chile boo, he dont want cha.. Sad to say.. 
Bye Phrozen
YEAH HIS>>>>>>>SPLAIN to FLO why IM HOLDING YOU EVER SO GENTLY AND ROCKING YOU WHILE I TRACE THE SHAPE OF YOUR BOOBS WITH MY INDEX FINGER
FLOOOOOOOOO I dont have a fluckin clue what this RA TARD AZZ BEEZIE was thankin when she got that tattoo…. Im going to change it in a few.
@BM, cus that heffa aint held me ALL day…u know I’m needy online
So y’all gone spend the rest of the day in this post?
BY PHRO CHOCOLATE DROP..!
@YSO
Shut up – how you gonna come in here pulling rank – I see you in the Obama post
*makes out feverishly with Chas bewbs*
makes out feverishly with Chas bewbs
The visual you just gave me – 
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@Choco, he looks gay as h3ll girl! Stop lyin to yourself! LOL
Anyawys ya’ll im out, enjoyed my time here as always && ya’ll beauties have a GREAT evening!!!
all around
*faints*
Lawd I wish she would make out with my boobs
*Makes out with BMs whole bawd while shes leaving*
I’m out too
Bye Choc!!! and YSOOO!! and my heavenly CHA CHA
BYE HIS AND FLOOOOOOOOOOO *motorboats you on the way out the door.
OKAY CHOCO and YSO ….Its just us…lets roll down a grassy meadow buck naked
*pulls out his camera for Alboy*
Ace says:
*pulls out his camera for Alboy*
mmmmhmmmmm
Its just us…lets roll down a grassy meadow buck naked
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Ace – yeah okay
Oh now ya’ll wanna get all hush when the camera comes on…
Fine
*cuts camera off*
there happy…How are you Choco? feelin better?
aw man, I missed flo & ohoney.
I think eminem is cute!
#thatisall