Old as sin rapper/producer Dr. Dre finally released this music video for “I Need a Doctor” today featuring Eminem & Skylar Gray. This is the 2nd single off Dre’s much-hyped Detox album that was scheduled to drop decades ago. The song is wack, but the visuals remind me of Kanye West’s critically acclaimed “Runaway” mini movie. Dre’s raps sounds like he was swigging a 40 ounce and smoking some chronic in the booth. He insults gays in the hopes of sparking controversy that will breathe life into this track. But Dre will need a doctor to bring his career back to life if the rest of the album sounds like this crap.

Thanks: Karen



  • Dymond

    :yawn:

    :coffee:

    sandra, you’re blowing me today and not in a good way

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    love the song and the video. i dont think most people even really listen to the song. it seems to be more of an eminem song than dre because he only has one verse. but its about their relationship and how important they were to each others lives.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Dre has some turrible skin. This video is taking too long…

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    Yeah, what eastpoint just said…

    I’m pleasantly surprised by how grown up the video is. No sagging pants…just a story about their friendship and real life. And it’s def more Eminem’s song than Dre’s.

  • MissHarlem

    Old as sin :rofl: damn SANDRA you slay me

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Sounds like a love song…How sweet. :coffee:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    So apparently today is “Go Texans” day…which translate into “Mexicans wearing super tight jeans and long pointed boots” day.

    I like the song. Eminem seems less angry.

  • Daisy

    @missHarlem u said what I was going to say :rofl:

    I am not feeling the song much :shrug:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Ohhh I guess I should listen to lyrics a little more in depth

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Dre’s verse was pretty weak…Hope the rest of his songs are better.

    And does anyone else think that he looks like Bane from the Batman universe? He needs to lay off the HGH stat.

    I think I’m done now. :coffee:

  • Dymond

    i may be alone but em’s last album scored a 1 out of 10 for me…his rapping is horrible :coffee:

  • candibfly

    i remember go texan day in 5th day. i remember bc i wore this white button down with no training bra (i had boobs even then) and the fabric kept rubbing against my nips and they hurt so bad :crying:

    i thought they were gonna fall off

  • Alex

    We would have done better with the new J-Hud video. :whistle: where u at, where u at

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @YSO…you did not just call that man Bane >>>>>> :kona:

  • Alex

    @Candi
    I need that not to be the reason why you remember it. :no:

  • candibfly

    alex i was traumatized! i remember peeking inside my shirt at them and they were so red :crying:

  • candibfly

    well pink, but u know what i mean.

    anywho, umm i guess everyone is at lunch. it’s slow and boring πŸ™

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Dymond

    I haven’t bought/enjoyed an Eminem album since Encore. He still my crazy yt boy crush though. :coffee:

    @CQ

    I did indeed. You didn’t say I was wrong either. πŸ˜†

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    I loved the visuals of him and Eazy and Snoop. LOL his new body is hilarious to me. Don’t know why him being buff makes me giggle.

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    I like the song until Dre started rapping…

  • Queen_City Gem

    Dre’s raps have always been wack…and Em has always been the corny white boy :shrug: Not surprised by this lameness at all…

  • Queen_City Gem

    candibfly says:

    i remember go texan day in 5th day. i remember bc i wore this white button down with no training bra (i had boobs even then) and the fabric kept rubbing against my nips and they hurt so bad

    i thought they were gonna fall off
    _____________________________________________

    OMG :rofl: Girl I want you to stop it right now!! :lolol:

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    Old as sin, I guess Dre and Sandra are about the same age.. Sorry I couldn’t resist. I kid I kid, please don’t ban me. You know I love my elderly auntie Sandy …lol Lemme stop forreal, ….how was the party last night?……

    I am with East,I like it. No rump shaking,…it’s deep

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @YSO…he was my crush with the blonde hair…he looks ordinary and plain to me now…and no comment on Bane

    And the first shot of his body did remind me of something fictitious. Too much juice?

  • His_Mommy623

    :yawn:

    I want a chicky ceasar salad..

    hey Fam :waves: (well those who are around lol)

  • candibfly

    *watching the video on my phone*

    i don’t normally watch videos but i’m bored, and i’m also impatient. video is taking too long to actually get to the song. i’m annoyed. :waiting:

  • His_Mommy623

    oh @Topic… ahhh fugg it, I dnt care. Detox been coming out since I was being potty trained…

  • Secret

    :waves:

    Hi His πŸ™‚

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I WAS STIL IN THE CICI POST TALKN TO MY DAM SELFF BISH GON GET TIRED OF THIS TREATMENT :wail:

  • Dymond

    hello HIS :coffee:

    welp im tired of refreshing and no new comments so ill check yall later :waves:

  • His_Mommy623

    *hands Candi a Fila jogging suit and door knocker earrings with ‘his’ engraved in em*

    pls wear this bew. for i’m rawking the same outfit, cept’ my earrings say ‘Candi’
    :hug:

    Corp :yahoo:
    and my bishy bish YSO *plays in ur hair with a flowbie*
    Alexxx :hug:

  • candibfly

    laker i guess i’m nobody now since i responded to u :coffee:

  • candibfly

    makes up half my face like denise did on the cosby show to give off that 80s flair with my jogging suit

    HIS :yahoo:

    i’m bored as shyt :coffee:

  • Alex

    Hey His :hug: x’s 3
    Are u better today?

  • Alex

    Laker
    We need you to keep up. I left and came back and knew where everyone was. :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Laker *looks @ u with one sharpie eyebrow* Can u do the other 4 me bew?

    @Dymond, G’day :coffee:

    @Secret, Hey suga :waves:

  • Alex

    I let all these mofos in my club free today and not one of them has asked me if the fixed the hole in my gum!!! 😑

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I WAS STIL IN THE CICI POST TALKN TO MY DAM SELFF BISH GON GET TIRED OF THIS TREATMENT
    ______________________________

    My feet hurt running from post to post. I can only do so much in these hooker heels dammit!

  • Alex

    *they

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, is it dry today? :wail:

    pls dnt make me log off and workout 😑

    *crawls over 2 Candi with a sweat band and one free weight, crying like a btch*

  • His_Mommy623

    SINCE WHEN DID CORP BECOME BLIND? *taps foot*

    @Alex, yes bew :hug: I stayed outta Diablas cell yesterday :yes:

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @Hissss *smacks and pinches yo booty*

    @Alex will Lakes be performning today?

  • candibfly

    someone has to, i only worked out once this week, i feel like a fatty! *eats a cheeseburger* :crying:

    it’s rainy here today too! lawd his i’m in a quandry. *hold me*

    *rushes over to alex* what hole?! :shocked:

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @Hisss I ain’t blind…just slow as f*ck. Ya’ll have to excuse me…I run around trying to do work in between comments.

  • Alex

    @Corp
    :yes: she showed up early today. she knows she’s on strike 2.89.

    @Candi
    A part of my implant came out and now i have a hole exposed. They are trying to fit me in so they cut and even bigger hole and put it back in. :wail: *I see no one read my cya comment in the other post*

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    Damn it i hope that Lambo is ok….
    that is all

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    I don’t like this song.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS **DRAWS UR EYEBRAW SO U LOOK SURRPRISE LIKE THE OL SKOOL HOMEGIRLS** :hug:
    @ALEX YEAH AND THEN WHAT….. DID U WONDER WERE I WAS NO RIGHT SO WATEV **MAD CUZ ALEX GETN NEW SKRIPERS AND NO LOVE FOR ME!!**
    @CORP πŸ˜†
    @CANDI WHY MUST U ALWAYS QUESTION MY AMOR FOR U :hug: **HANDS U EL’S REHAB BILL PAID IN FULL BY THAT LAKER CHICA** SEE GOT U AND UR MANS BACK WHO LOVES U MORE THAN ME WHO?!?! :waiting:

  • His_Mommy623

    *tries to hold Candi* but tha bish dun ran off πŸ˜†

    @Corp, I forgive u bew *booty slap* :hug: How u been suga?

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    …wait i miss blonde eminem.. he always looks crazy now

  • ChaCha

    SLIDES DOWN THE POLE :wave: SUP TO ALL MY TRUES AND FEWS

    WHAT UP THO!

    DIRTY ROSE SALUTE

  • candibfly

    dr. dre sounds like he’s still rapping in the 90s. it sucks donkey balls to me.

    alex i’ve actually been working today! :crying: *sticks gummi bears in the hole until u get to the dentist* that should do it.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ALEX I DID READ IT U SAID THE TOP OF UR FUKN IMPLANT FELL OUT AND U PAID 2G’S FOR IT NOW U GOT TO GO BACK TO THE DENTIST”!!! :coffee: <<<ontopoftheowner

  • candibfly

    @CANDI WHY MUST U ALWAYS QUESTION MY AMOR FOR U **HANDS U EL’S REHAB BILL PAID IN FULL BY THAT LAKER CHICA** SEE GOT U AND UR MANS BACK WHO LOVES U MORE THAN ME WHO?!?!

    ———————————–

    what did i do right to deserve a friend like u?! :crying: :love:

  • ChaCha

    sees HIS gravi and FAINTS

  • His_Mommy623

    well dayum, Laker dun paid for El to get clean *snaps* das a bad btch Candi! stop doing her like ya do πŸ˜†

    @Laker, no no please make them a lil more jack-o-latern’ish and go over them 77 times with the sharpie. Thanks. I’m getting some of those west coast wallet pics taken (u know the ones with the backgrounds, u get like 100 for 25 bucks) and I wanna be fierce btch! *teases bangs*

  • candibfly

    *waltzes over to cha cha in a halter dress made of pancakes* got syrup?! :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHACHA :kiss: **pops puzazay 30 times to dirty rose salute**

  • Genia

    Dre is of my era..I enjoyed the video. I didn’t exactly hear passion in Dre’s verse..but I loved the way he came across visually. I def appreciate the lyrics and the tribute to EasyE (CALIFORNIA BABY!!!!)

    Dre looks DELICIOUS though!!! :hump: smoke break and :hump: again.

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    Eric wright is easy e ? its been awhile my hip hop knowledge is slipping

  • Genia

    FAMILY of the NIGHT!!!! CHILDREN of the CORN!!!! how is everyone today :hug: :kiss:

  • candibfly

    HIS laker knows i cut for her! i’m just impatient. don’t trip. the Lord ain’t thru with me yet. #acceptmeflawsandall

  • His_Mommy623

    Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    no one and i mean NO ONE love ya like I do baby :kiss:

    but did this bish put gummi bears in Alex gums? :dead:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS :rofl: **HANDS U A PAIR OF DICKIES, CHUCKS AND A TANK TOP WITH BLUE BANDANA ON THE HAIR** (SLIDE TO LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT)) TOUCH!! :danban:

  • Alex

    @ChaCha :hug:
    I’m a little out of sorts today. Can you do something to make me feel good? :coffee:

    @Laker
    I now understand why u get left behind, u read everything. :thumbsup: Now, I need u to make me some money to replace this.

    @Candi
    I went and now I’m back at home waiting. They got me clocking in and out and ish. And why is my dentist no longer working there? 😑

  • His_Mommy623

    umm Cha Cha bew….WTF is gawn on in ya Gravi hunney? :rofl:

    *shaking my head while pouring syrup on Candi and whistling @GENIA*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS CANDY MY FUTURE SIIISTA IN LAW LIL BRO GOT A E-CRUSH ON HER SHE IN THE FAMILIA WE WETBACKS STIKK TOGETHA BISH BRIGHT ENUFF TO BE A MEXICAN AAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

  • Alex

    @His
    Yeah, she did. Bish could have given me some gauze or something.

  • candibfly

    i need to go to the dentist, ever since i got my wisdom teeth out and they bruised a nerve i haven’t wanted to go :no:

    u shoulda told them to have u wait in the champagne suite until they were able to fix the issue 😑

  • His_Mommy623

    @Laker, I really dnt know what I’d do without u :rofl:

    @Alex, here lemme hold u bew…lay ur sore side of the face on my fluffy gals *shakes rack* :hug: u will feel better in no time :yes:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    His didn’t even acknowledge me……. πŸ˜₯ I must’ve done something to dishonor my famiry…….. *grabs sword and impales myself*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    HISSSSSS!!! :hugs:

    @Alex

    I saw. Poor baby. I’m sure one of your girls will find a way to make it better. πŸ˜‰

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ALEX SOME KINDA WAY U ALWAYS GOT SUM SSSMART TO SAY FUK ME EVERY WAY POSSIBLE I CAN’T STAND U AND UR PIMP CAPE **BARNIE AINT BEEN THE SAME SINCE U TOOK THAT FURR OF HIS AZZ FOR UR CAPE** :nono:

  • Genia

    Does two step SALSA over to HISSSSSSSSSSS :kiss: I wuvs you carmel queen… with your fuckableself

    Candi, is that a chocolate chip in the center of those pancakes!!!! (pinches and licks waits for reaction)

  • candibfly

    :dead: wait, is that a midgie stripper? them baby toes are pointed like a ballet dancer! iCant

  • candibfly

    genia its caramel like *runs my hands up and down my body* me :yes:

  • Alex

    @Laker
    Don’t hate the playa, hate the game. :rofl:

    Hey Genia :hug:

    What up Awesome!!

    @His
    Those sure are soft. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    CHACHELLA!! :yahoo:

    You are the sunshine in my life, you know that?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    FOR TOOTHACHE NOTHING MAKES UR TOOTH AND U FEEL BETTA THAN A COTTON BALL FILLED WITH TEQUILA PRESS DOWN AND LET UR GUM FEEL IT << MAMA LAKER WISDOM!!

  • candibfly

    awesome did u say famiry…as in they can’t pronounce l’s… :dead: #toothrough

  • Alex

    @Laker
    I do have a full bottle of Jose. :think:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Awesome, well I just assumed u no longer cared for me *sad face*

    @Genia, *milli vanilli voice* Guhllll u know its true…OoH OoH OOoooOOH I lubz yewwwww *doing the dance and flinging my braids out the way*

    @Candi, YES! the pigmy skrippah is pointing her infant toes right at a baller! :dead:

  • Genia

    ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kiss: your gravi makes me smile!! You look so cute to me!!!!

    LAKER!!!! baby!!! home girl calie in the house!!!! :kiss:

  • pinksghetti

    I like the song, that was nice to hear Eminem be so grateful to Dre. Dre is a legend in the rap world & a lot of people love Em so this will probably be a big hit song & be all over MTV & BET. The video was really good especially the beginning with Dre thinking about all the different events in his life. It was creative & artsy. Dre’s getting more swole the older he gets like Melle Mel from Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ALEX FULL?!?! I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP U WITH THAT ***GRABS SLEEPOVER BAG WITH VIKY CROTCHLESS BABY DOLL AND MY NURSE OUTFIT*** ….THAT IS IF IT’S MY DAY OF THE WEEK I KNOW HOW U AND UR BOO ARE EXCLUSIVE AND ALL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    GENIA!! :hugs:

    <——You are one of my most favoritest people but Dre looks like the Batman villain Bane. See my Gravi at left.

  • candibfly

    @HIS she skrong as hell too, but then again she probably only weights 22 pounds. i bet she real flexible tho. i wonder if they pay her in half dollars :think:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yso… *digs in purse* u took MAD long and then u address me like a bald headed step child AFTER I flowbied yo hair?? Yeen neva had a cut like that and this is how u do me??

    *collapses on YSOs front porch while holding todays paper and using strips to wipe my tears* :wail:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @GENIA :hug: UR MY CALIFORNIA CHOCOLATE CHIP NICE SOFT SWEET AND SO READY TO POP IN UR MOUFFF!! :ashamed:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @Lakers knock off lingerie πŸ˜†

  • Phrozen1der

    πŸ˜† @Candi’s nips…

    @ChaCha and that midget stripper :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS ALEX DON’T PAY MIN WAGE AND SHE BE DIPPN IN MY FUKN TIP JAR!! 😑

  • Alex

    @Genia *blushing*
    Are u from Cali and are u there now?

    @Laker
    I’m sure we can work something out. πŸ˜‰ Imma page you when it’s clear. Our code is 69.

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @Awesome—wait nooooo don’t do it!!!

    @His …that’s one of my fav pics of you :yes: hot but yet soooo cool

  • Phrozen1der

    @His :yes: What they said!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHACHA WHY MUST U DO THIS TO US :rofl: AND SHE SMILING HARD THEN A MOTHA FUKA LIKE “YAY I REACH THE POLE” :wtf:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Laker :dead: “YAY I REACH THE POLE” :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    *scoots next to Corp* So whats a gal gotta do to make u use some of that corporation monies to get her some Tyree Lajuan gladiator sandals with 77 in heels? I’ve been DYING for a pair chile *bats lashes*

  • Alex

    Yall see how peaceful it is without AL? πŸ˜†

  • pinksghetti

    It’s weird Dre is not the best rapper but he has so many great songs from the NWA days to his Snoop collaborations to his Eminem collabos. I guess it’s because he surrounds himself with good artists and he’s a great prodcer.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex πŸ˜†

    Hmmmm where is @Dawn :think: ??

  • His_Mommy623

    @Phrozen, oh chit not a new gravi!! :thumbsup: how u be bew?

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @His How could you EVER think that!?! πŸ˜₯
    *beats up all the air in the room like Cuba Gooding in Boyz in the Hood*

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    Am I invisible to ChaCha? Helllllooooo *jumps up & down waving* :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @His

    This is why I don’t mess with pretty bishes like you. Too damned demanding. :hugs: :kiss:

    And I ain’t got no porch so you better give me that address so I can come get you before the nosy neighbor calls the law on you. πŸ˜†

  • Phrozen1der

    @His I’m well babes, enjoying this day off… But umm there isn’t shyt on tv!!! 😑

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    NOW DRE IS A GRRRREAT PRODUCER THE ONLY THING IS HE STILL STUK IN THEM NWA DAYS HE BE READY TO SHOOT A BISH IN HIS RAPS BUT THATS HOW I LIKE HIM AND ICE-CUBE THREATEN ME PULL ME AND THEN TAKE IT!!! :ashamed:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Awesome :rofl: You “air fighting” now bruh???

  • Alex

    @Phro
    You know when you speak the name, soon she will follow. πŸ˜†

  • candibfly

    why did i actually go research if there was such a thing as ghetto tube?

    there is :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE OF YALL FUKAS KNOW THAT WE ALL DOOO THE MOSSTESST ON THIS FUK BLOG!!! :rofl:

  • candibfly

    i just got a mental picture of awesome with clinched fists crying and snotting and throwing combonations of hooks and jabs at the air :rofl:

  • Alex

    candibfly says:

    why did i actually go research if there was such a thing as ghetto tube?
    _______________
    Yes, Dawn let us know that she found it last night. :coffee:

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    His_Mommy623 says:

    *scoots next to Corp* So whats a gal gotta do to make u use some of that corporation monies to get her some Tyree Lajuan gladiator sandals with 77 in heels? I’ve been DYING for a pair chile *bats lashes*
    ________________________________

    keep batting lashes and :danban:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex πŸ˜‰

    @Candi :pc:

  • His_Mommy623

    i want ya’ll to know that I KNOW WHY MAN HAD THAT GRAVI UP YESTERDAY and he aint shyt :rofl: so on point but he aint shyt πŸ˜†

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS MAN AINT NEVA BEEN CHIT HE THE KING OF AZZ WIPES AND I LOVE IT!! :rofl: WERE IS THE FUKA AT?? :think:

  • candibfly

    alex i mean i didn’t watch any of the videos, i just wanted to see if the link worked :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi That site is #Ratchet as hell!!!! :no:

  • candibfly

    so i’m pumping gas last night and see a cute dude in a corvette, only to find out he’s right behind me as i go into my apt complex. guess i gotta stop walkin the dogs in my flannel pjs w/o combing my hair in case i run into him :yes:

  • Alex

    @Candi
    I know. We don’t watch those things. :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @His πŸ˜†

  • candibfly

    it is phrozen…don’t click on any of the videos #thisismywarningtoyou

    he’s probably watching the videos by magic productions as we speak

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CANDI **BRUSHES UR HAIR 1000 TIMES** I GOT U BABES

  • Alex

    @Candi
    You should have gotten him to put $10 more on your fill up.

  • candibfly

    ur right alex, but i was feeling so unsexy last night in my work out clothes and my hair in a curly bun atop my head and my eyebrows not done :crying:

    oddly, that’s usally the time when folks try to talk to me, when i’m not done up all fancy like

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    DARN IT ITS SLOW AGAIN WERE THE FUK DO ERRBODY GO :rofl: I MIGHT AS WELL LOG THE FUK OFF :pc:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Awesome *grabs ur arms* relax bew… :hug:

    @Yso.. oh chit *runs away from porch* wtf u live gurl?? πŸ˜†

    @Phrozen, i’m watching Man on Fire πŸ™

  • candibfly

    thanks laker! can u put some glitter in it so i can work it like rick james did in super freak? :danban:

  • His_Mommy623

    candibfly says:

    ur right alex, but i was feeling so unsexy last night in my work out clothes and my hair in a curly bun atop my head and my eyebrows not done

    oddly, that’s usally the time when folks try to talk to me, when i’m not done up all fancy like

    Chileee, dnt lemme run to the kona store in some sweats and a tee cus I snatch all the cuties πŸ˜† why is that?

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    I’m baaaaaaack!!
    Lakes, as much as I adore that pic, I have to keep lookin ova my shoulder to make sure nobody at the job is adoring it too!!
    Candi B :waves:
    HIS!!!!
    Alex :waves:
    PHRO & CHB!!! Heyyyyyyyy

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @His…so are you gonna shake something for these sandals or what?

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi Nah,I saw a :nono: on the first page, and I clicked the “X”..

    @His I saw that already…. I’m trying NOT to sleep the whole day, it isn’t looking good right now.

  • Phrozen1der

    @OHoney :waves: Waddap babes??

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS AND CANDI BECASUE WHEN A BISH IS RELAX AND CHILLN IS WEN SHE THE SEXIEST!! WE BE THINK DANG SHE LOOK GOOD IN THAT IMAGINE WITHOUT IT OR WEN BISH GET ALL DOLLED UP :lick:

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    Ohoney…saw your new pics on the link :thumbsup:

  • His_Mommy623

    *quick fondle*

    OHoneyyyyyyyy :hug:

    even tho i didnt get any emoticon :wail:

  • candibfly

    why am i still laughin at that chick ‘ices brown’ (precious’ baby cousin) dancin to all these songs on youtube? :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    @Phro Hey Big Daddy, I like the pic! :waves: <—Laker's red panties

    *sends Alex teething ring* :rofl:

    :wail: @ my bday twin :wail:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @OHONEY STICKS TONGUE OUT TO GET A COUPLE OF DRIPS!! :yahoo:

  • candibfly

    what happened twin?! :crying:

  • candibfly

    OHoneeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :woot:

  • yallcrazy

    oops, wrong emocon, was trying to do the happy dance one…

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Candi and @His
    Men like to see your natural beauty. That’s why you pull more men when you’re not done up. The thinking is “If she’s looking good when she’s outside busted then she has to be gorgeous when she is.”. That and looking not so done up makes you seem more approachable……..

  • Alex

    @Candi and His
    Because they know it gets better after that.

  • His_Mommy623

    *twerkin extra mean* @Corp

    @Phroz, I slept til 1!! :yahoo: chit felt goodddddd

  • candibfly

    HIS i guess we are less intimidating when dressed down?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YALL ALEX ALREADY GOT SOMETHING TO NIBBLE ON ME!!! IF U TAKE THE DRAWS OFF U BETTA DO SOMETHING!!! :coffee:

  • Alex

    Hey Honey!!!!!!!!

    @Yall :shotsfired:
    That’s why you used the wrong emoticon.

  • candibfly

    + what awesome just said

    either way it goes dude coulda had me on the hood of his corvette at pump 3 #idareutojudgeme

    *adjusts friday halo and struts off like george jefferson*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall Thnx babes! πŸ˜‰

    @His I got all weekend to sleep so I’m trying to enjoy the day…. πŸ˜†

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @His *sprays a whipped cream bikini on you…while you shake*

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    CHB thanks ma’am!!
    πŸ˜† @ Lakes lickin Honey drops…
    HIS, you so sensitive
    CandiB- What no twirls and shyt? πŸ˜₯

  • His_Mommy623

    @Awesome and Alex, its so hard being pretty as fck! #modest

    @Candi, that big btch was doing tooooooo much.. :no:

    @Yall, hey suga

  • candibfly

    HIS pls youtube ices brown and contact her to chereograph our NYC routine pls and thanks

  • Phrozen1der

    @Awesome That comes from the #Genesis of the getting/keeping a man bible you said that bruh! πŸ˜†

  • candibfly

    OHoney i’m depressed today about the possible gov shutdown :crying:

    but for u i will try :hug: *does a one handed cartwheel into the splits with tears streaming down my face*

  • yallcrazy

    *wondering if Laker realizes she’s naked*

    Yeah guys, why is it when we look our worst (which is a whole helluva lot better than others on their bestest days #humble)yall try to holler?

  • candibfly

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Awesome and Alex, its so hard being pretty as fck!
    —————————–

    it really is a curse sometimes bein fine as shyt #humbleaboutmyextraordinarygoodlooks

  • His_Mommy623

    hmph! @Ohoney… No mo fondling for u! :nono:

  • candibfly

    noo this chick is not down on the ground on her elephant knees shakin her rump roast :rofl:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    So my brother bought a couple hd cameras and for the last couple of months we’ve been shooting skits. Nothing that we’re trying to sell or anything………yet :shrug: Last convo we had about a script change the topic evolved (or devolved depending on your perspective) about shooting porn and what would be our porn names…………

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    adorable you are

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    HIS is that all it took??

  • yallcrazy

    :hi: @ His & CQ

    @Alex, is the club open today?

    :pray: for forgiveness for what I may do, say on here.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Awesome #Whores :rofl: LOL!!!!!!

    @Yall Because that isn’t your natural state, so we don’t really know YOU..Once you pull back the lacefront,take off the tits,unzip the ass,take off the nails, who the fuvk are you???? And where is the chick I approached?!?!? :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YALL **SITS ON CHAIR GAPED OPEN** I REALIZE IM MORE COMFORTABLE THIS WAY ** STANDS ON CHAIR AND DOES A SPIN NAKID SO ERRBODY CAN SEE**

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @Awesome…add the link of your videos…so we can understand these *ahem skits* more clearly.

  • yallcrazy

    @AA

    Growing up “they” used to say that your porn name is supposed to be the your middle name plus the street you grew up on!!!

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    ****Throws a wad of cash up in the air to land on Lakes****

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, i’m on it! she said if we pay her in Krispy Kreme assorted doughnuts and Chick Fil-A she will do an hour hour long routine :yahoo:

    @Corp, pls add skrawberries to the whipped cream #feelinshexay

  • Alex

    @Yall
    We opened early today and I let everyone in for free. I had to kick Bruh out but he paid me $300 to let him back in. Candi don’t think I know about her picking up money off the floor but I see errythang. Laker even showed up early….wearing two chocolate chip cookies.

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    @yall…where did you grow up? Never heard it…but I like it.

  • yallcrazy

    Take it back Phro! None of that applies here. #stillbeinghumblecuzimfine

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CORP U SHO KNOW HOW TO MAKE A CHICA FEELS SPECIAL **BENDS OVER SO CORP CAN GET A FULL VIEW AND PICK UP THE MULA**

  • yallcrazy

    CorporateQueen says:

    ****Throws a wad of cash up in the air to land on Lakes****
    _________________________

    *activates security net to catch the cash*

  • yallcrazy

    @Laker, I’m still in MY PRIVATE dressing room, almost ready.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YALL AND THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO GET KNOCK OFF VICTORIA SECRET!!! :wail:
    @HIS U SEE THIS CHIT!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Ohoney :yes: I’m sooooo over yew *flips hair and goes to sit next to Candi*

    You see how she do me? @Candi :wail:

    *tosses a few dubs @Laker while sniffling like a brat*

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    We haven’t shot any porn……yet. Right now it’s just alot of us being goofy. Last one we shot was like sportcenter if niggas was commentating and not worried about what the athletes thought/getting interviews…..

  • His_Mommy623

    yallcrazy says:

    CorporateQueen says:

    ****Throws a wad of cash up in the air to land on Lakes****
    _________________________

    *activates security net to catch the cash*

    πŸ˜†

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @AWESOME

    The old formula for porn names is:

    The name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

    Making mine Goldy Larrabee. Oh, I’m fancy huh. :coffee:

  • Zoe B.

    That video made me tear up “You risked your career for me” πŸ˜₯

    @Phrozen Gravi :thumbsup:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    My name is …………. SamYell JacksEm :yahoo:

  • Alex

    @Yall
    I don’t want to have to send you to prison for racketeering. I’m sure Phaedra will represent you. But you might have to agree to do some things for her.

  • His_Mommy623

    @Laker, I do and its all good bew *looking at ur ass* just do what u do best hunney and twerk it *stares at ur bewbs* :hug:

    Awesomeeeeeeeeeeee *crawls in ur lap* Can u make me a funnel cake bew? *bats lashes*

  • yallcrazy

    @QC Chi-Town Baby!

    *waiting for red & white(for the bulls) pasties to light up before I hit the stage*

    #solarpoweredpastiescuzimgreen

  • candibfly

    i needed that money alex :crying: *slides down the mirrored wall and whimpers*

    @HIS *holds u* now who did what now to u?! :shocked:

  • candibfly

    throwin that money in the air makes me think of that ‘make it rain trick’ song…i hate it 😑

  • Alex

    @Candi
    But I’m your BFF!! All u gotta do is ask. I don’t want us to fall out ova money. :wail:

  • His_Mommy623

    YSoSerious says:

    @AWESOME

    The old formula for porn names is:

    The name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

    Making mine Goldy Larrabee. Oh, I’m fancy huh.

    oh so mines would be Germany Spring :think: kewl :yes:

    and u are fancy bew :thumbsup:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YALL WELL IF U DANCE LIKE THE BULLS PLAY U FINNA GET SONE CHANGE TO WASH NOW LET THE LAKERS COLOR SHINE AND SEE THE 100 RAIN :danban: <<<ON CORPS LAP
    @HIS SHAKES THE GUWWLS IN UR FACE AND LICKS THE UR FACE <<<EWWW

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :dead: @ AWESOME’S porn name

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall I know πŸ˜‰

    @Zoe Thnx Babes!

    Mine would be “Goldie Watson” :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    :dead: my name would be Tokyo Church

  • yallcrazy

    *sends Candi (stolen from clients) gift cards*

    #youhavetousethemtodaythoughnojoke

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, that damn OHoney tried to shun me but its ok

    *cues Aaliyah*
    If at 1st I dnt succeed, I will dust myself off and try again…with someone else
    *eye flucking Alex*
    πŸ˜†

  • Phrozen1der

    @Ohoney πŸ˜†

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Germany Spring

    Thanks hun. πŸ˜‰

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MINNI LENNOX <<<< NAW BAD SKRIPER NAME :think:

  • candibfly

    *puts my index finger over alex’s lips* shhhhh that would never happen! NEVER u hear me?! *stares wildly into space and breaths heavy*

    on another note, my porn name would be Wally Clayridge :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    What did I get *************’d for?

    #you have to use them today though no joke

    hmmmp

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, I hate the fcking song too! Hip Hop has nothing left to offer
    #wheresNaswhenineedhim?

    @Awesome :rofl: @yo’ ho name

    and poor Phrozen with his name πŸ˜†

  • Alex

    @His
    I love it when you eye fluck me. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

  • candibfly

    @twin u see i like how u think, u can’t really track them gift cards like that :thumbsup:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Wally Clayridge :rofl: Tokyo Church :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: @Candis name

    if i ever did porn i would WANT my name to be “Claytonia Bigsby” :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Marie Bishop

    :think: maybe I should perform dressed like a nun

  • Dymond

    ***floats in on a cloud, eyes low, smelling like that dodo mixed w/ coach poppy and reclines back to watch laker***

    :popcorn: <—im high as hail right now..im off today so no judgment please

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I WANT MY SKRIPER NAME TO BE WET KITTY πŸ˜€

  • His_Mommy623

    Goldy Larrabee u are the bestest suga :hug:

    @Alex, i try not to but i just can’t help it!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Phro

    We can be fancy together then. πŸ˜†

    @OHoney

    Tokyo Church? I like. :yes:

    (orders you some custom made kimonos for the “show” later)

  • Alex

    My name would be Victoria Russell. Sounds like a regular bish to me. So glad I don’t do or watch porn. :coffee:

  • candibfly

    I think I like the sound of Nipalonia (one name bc that’s all i need :coffee: )

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    I didn’t know there was a formula to it………….
    @His
    When I woke up you asked for raspberry pancakes. While I was cooking you said fvck that, make some apple fritters. In the middle of that you gonna ask for funnel cakes…….. you got sumpin you wanna say?……..

  • His_Mommy623

    *temporary truce*

    Chit Dymond, me too ^5 *exhales*

    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Minnie Lennox & Goldie Watson coming to a screen near you!!!!!!!!!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DYMOND ***LAYS U DOWN ON FLOOR AND PUZAZAY POPS IN UR FACE** NOW DRINK THIS HERE SODA LET ME HIDE A STARTBUST MAYBE U CAN HELP ME FIND IT SINCE U FINNA GET A SWEET TOOTH!! :lick: #nastybutuhighsofukit

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc kingstonn

    blah.
    what y’all know good?

  • Dymond

    Alex says:
    So glad I don’t do or watch porn
    —————
    :rofl:
    lol lol lol lol lol lol
    good one alex :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    *wraps myself around Awesome like a koala bear hugging a tree*

    dnt be like that baby u know I have a sweet tooth *spanks ur ass*

    #NowGetDatAssInDaKitchen…YaHeard??

  • Phrozen1der

    @His @Yso @Yall :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Dymond

    @Alex, yeah mine sounds regular too.

    :rofl: @ temporary truce

  • Mean Kitty

    **runs in and tackles LAKER, DYMOND, ALEX, OHONEY, CANDI, YSO, PHROZEN, and HIS**

    I missed yall….@His is worst than my bill collectors finding me and chit :coffee: <—-Strawberry Smoothie

  • His_Mommy623

    *performs the routine from Britney Spears ‘hit me baby one mo time’ video*

    Kingstonnnnnnnnnn

  • ChaCha

    OKAY HERE IS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS……

    *smacks teeth I seen ya’ll been hating on baby roberta aka stage name MINI TITS :rofl:

    IM tryna work and play so bare with me…. *takes a hit of the albuterol

    CORP MAMI I didnt get a chance to say HEY to nobody in particular yet so HELLO SEXY HBIC!

    CANDI…… I still have gum stuck in my hair from last nights slumber party ahhhhh now syrup in the crack of my azz..what will I do with you *booty claps

    MAFIOSA I like how you pop that thang…lets have a coochay poppin battle later :yes:

    HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS you are so good to me…I AM NOT WORTHY *applies lotion to your beautiful brown skin *edible (EDIT: I SWARE YA’ll MAKE ME SO GAY)

    ALEX : pop coochay in slow motion with bells on my g string that play the tune of jingle bells

    YSOLITA …You are my sunshine as well….I DiG the shyt outta you

    HEY OHONEY…OMYGAWD….YALLCRAZY is my muhfuggin nicca!

    OKAY I BEEN WORKING ON THIS SHYT AND INTERRUPTED 5646464 times so if I missed anyone I will be back in a hot minute!

    MINI Tits says: STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OOOOOH UR MIDDLE NAME I THOUGHT IT WAS UR PET NAME :rofl: BISH NEED TO STOP DRINK AND :blunt: MY SKRIPER NAME WOULD BE ELIZABETH LENNOX :think: OR NASTY LIZ LENNOX :yes:

  • Mean Kitty

    :hug: Kingstonn….I didn’t forget u boo

  • Alex

    Here kitty kitty kitty :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc kingstonn

    mean must didn’t recognize my name in post. 😑

  • candibfly

    *floats over to mean on the wings of a thousand humming birds* where have u been?! :hug:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Mean
    *Chris Tuckers voice*

    Anddddddddd u know this Mayneeeeeeeee *inhales*
    :hug:

  • Mean Kitty

    Cha Cha….where in the hell did u find that pic. I’m slaughtered dead…..

  • ChaCha

    Humps Phros mustache…. smacks Dymond on that big ol thang :kiss: and battles Mean Kitty in a COOCHAY POPPIN CONTEST… :rofl:

    OK I WILL BE BACK!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mean Waddap homie?!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MEAN SEXY BISH U PUT UR FUKN GRAVI BACK UP SO I CAN DAY DREAM ABOUT FUK U AND THEN REALIZE ALL ME AND U CAN DO TOGETHER IS START A FIRE :hug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ChaCha :dead:

  • candibfly

    why must cha cha :dead: me every day?!

    did mini tits (faints at the name) just tell us to stay thirsty? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :waves: @Kingstonn & MEAN

    We’se coming up with porn names. You can use:

    -Your middle name and the street you grew up on
    -The name of your first pet and the street you grew up on
    -Whatever the hell you feel like

    1-2-3 GOOOOOO

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: to CHA CHA

    girlllll that damn picture…. :dead:

  • Alex

    Mean and ChaCha coochie popping contest. :popcorn:

  • Dymond

    ***rolls up another one for HIS***

    wassup youcrazee :whistle: i like the way u work it, no diggity, u got ta back it up

    OMYmuthafreakinGOSH is that the baddest pussy poppin bish in the flesh!?! MEAN!!!
    :party:

  • Mean Kitty

    Dead @ all of yall right now…..Yall are a mess

  • candibfly

    @mean why do u have me fallin out at my desk watchin precious’ baby cousin (ices brown) while she humps the ground on her elephant knees on youtube?! :waiting:

  • His_Mommy623

    I love that Cha Cha *swoons*

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    candibfly says:

    throwin that money in the air makes me think of that β€˜make it rain trick’ song…i hate it 😑
    ______________________________

    This mad me laugh outloud *sawwwy*

  • yallcrazy

    *sneaking to Mickey Dees cuz Imma be a fat azz today*

  • Dymond

    :rofl: @ cha cha

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    WHY ERRTIME MEAN PUZAZAY COME IN THE POST I THNK OF CANDI HATED SONG “U WANNA SEE SOME AZZ I WANNA SEE SOME CASH MAKE IT RAIN TRICK MAKE IT RAIN” :whistle:

  • http://www.ifundie.com/project.php?pid=188 CorporateQueen

    *slides another $20 in Lakes g-string*

    *goes to pick up sandals at the mall for @His*

    :cya:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    (sees Y’all sneaking)

    Bring me back a number 2 with a Sprite. Please and thanks.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc kingstonn

    hisssssssss! *grabs both boobs with one hand*

  • Phrozen1der

    I thought it was your childhood pet and the street you grew up on?? :think:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YALL **WHISPERS** HEY BRANG ME BACK A NUMBA ONE WITH A DR.PEPPER DON’T TELL ALEX HE SAID I NEED TO LAY OFF THE BURGERS BUT BISH STILL FLY!!! **POPS HER AZZ WITH DIMPLEZ AND ALL**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc kingstonn

    @ yso
    im hispanic. I have like 6 middle names.. πŸ™

  • Alex

    @Phro
    I don’t do pets. :no: Guess it wasn’t meant for me to be a porn star.

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Phro
    I modified a well known loud actor’s name………

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    I used my pet name and street. I be dayum if my middle name is Tokyo!! :nono: Mean :waves: miss you boo

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KINGSTON DAM U WHY THE FUK U BRANG THAT UP NOW THEY GON WANT TO KNOW MY 341646 MIDDLE NAMES AND 1368765 LAST NAMES 😑

  • candibfly

    i think i picked out a spanish name in hs and it was Marisol

  • Alex

    Candiiiiiiiiiiiii
    They called!!! Gotta go get this hole closed. :yahoo: Hope they give me some of those oooooowee stuff. :snort:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex LOL!

    @Awesome O’ok πŸ˜†

  • Alex

    *that, not those

  • candibfly

    sneak an extra perscription for me :yahoo: u can keep the gummi bears πŸ™‚

  • His_Mommy623

    @Alex, take the gummi bears out first bew :hug: get better!

  • Alex

    yallcrazy says:

    Minnie Lennox & Goldie Watson coming to a screen near you!!!!!!!!!!!
    ________________
    Sounds like a bootleg Minnie Riperton and Goldie Hawn to me. :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    I want some tooth healer drugs :yes: I get tired of rolling up sometimes :rofl:

  • ChaCha

    My skrippa name IF IM USING MY CHILDHOOD PET NAME

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COMING TO THE STAGE….THE BADDEST LITTLE TINY MINI SKRIPPER THIS SIDE OF THE PONDS…… *LIGHTS CAMERAS *CURTAINS OPEN

    *********************POOOCHIE PALINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN****************

    GIVE IT UP FOR POOCHIE PALIN

  • Mean Kitty

    @Candi: LMAO….thats the same thing I did when I saw the vid. Doesn’t she look like the girl that stood on the table and fell…..that may be her

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    :koolaid3:

  • ChaCha

    *STREET AND CHILDHOOD PET…I AINT TELLIN YOU MY NAME :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Cha-Cha I almost choked on my drink. GTFOHWTS!! :dead:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ChaCha πŸ˜†

  • Alex

    @Candi and His
    I always keep extra ones from my unused prescription. And for some reason they were crazy enough to give me a couple of refills. Which ones yall want? I got a variety. *looks around for the DEA*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc kingstonn

    :rofl:
    @ lakes
    you have a million names too?
    I asked my momma why she did that & she was like ‘girlllll you know we boricua, its a tradition’ :rolleyes:

    I would have been happy with Anita Mann. πŸ˜†

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    *walks in all late and has a seat at the bar*

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Alex, I thought you was leaving?

  • candibfly

    i hollered and cried for an hour straight when i saw that chick off that coffee table. her big azz knew when she heard the wood breakin that it wasn’t a good idea.

    charlotte takes a tumble :rofl:

    she does favor her tho, same elbow fat and everything :think:

  • Alex

    Honey, I am now. ChaCha azz done pulled me back!!! :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @Cha Cha

  • Dymond

    :cya: alex hope u get ya grill straightened out

    hey o’honey!!! :hug:

    cha cha please stop :rofl:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Ace
    What you drinkin cuz? I got the first round. You check out Chris Bosh gettin shot in the Bulls/Heat game last night?

  • Mean Kitty

    :dead: @ Cha Cha

  • ChaCha

    Are we going to the OBAMA post… Climbs up on Ace’s back…giddy up ACE..and quit trying throw me off… Me and DIMPZ been doing squats and I been poppin this coochay so my calfs are hella skrong…… :rofl:

    OH MY GAWD…I CANT GO ON……I MUST CHANGE THE GRAVI!

    YSO, Mean Kitty and WUT…Ya’ll just done let po Cha Cha be the crazy GRAVI LADY *smacks teef sup with that?

    BUT IF ALBOY come through here with that baby and them damn TROJAN legs IM RETIRING! :nono:

  • candibfly

    i’m out this h0e! *flips over every computer in here, flips the chick across from me the bird, and blasts NWA on the way out*

    :bye:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Hey Dymond howya doin?

  • Dymond

    wooooooooooooooooooooowwww elbow fat

    wheezes out last breath and :dead:

    bury me with my first black barbie nipolonia yall

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Ace
    What you drinkin cuz? I got the first round. You check out Chris Bosh gettin shot in the Bulls/Heat game last night?
    ————————————————————————–

    I’ll take a Coke and Henny…Nah i missed the game…where can i find a replay.

  • His_Mommy623

    Ace :waves: wheres my Dimpz??

  • ChaCha

    BYE CANDI YAMS I LUBBBBBBBBBBBBZ YA HONEY!

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Bye CandyB :bye:

  • yallcrazy

    Bringing errybody something back from the DOLLAR MENU!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dymond

    umm cha cha :blink: trojan legs????

    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Sooooo :dead: @ POOCHIE PALIN

    Ain’t that what they call Sarah Palin’s “special” child?

    #ThatWasMean
    #IDon’tCare

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    @ChaCha

    My baby looked worn the fluck out after going through that demon ape you suggested to her 😑

  • Dymond

    ***grabs 2 pies youcrazee brought back***

    :bye: candi

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: bye bday twin. 6 MORE MONTHS….

    #somebodyhurryupandask

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Ace
    Just tune into espn……..

    @Candi :think:
    Are you saying there’s a finite amount of arm gellatin one could have before they just have to make an azz of themselves?

  • yallcrazy

    @YSo :rofl:

    Who cares if it was mean?

    #sheismatterweightthattakesupspace

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    tape*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Y’all

    Big ballin and shot callin, huh? WOOT! WOOT!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :argue: this is where the fluck yall at!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :cya: @ Candi

    It won’t be as humble around here without you.

  • ChaCha

    *raises hand… @YALL

    :cheer: PICK ME…PICK ME

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: at Allex’s They called!!! Gotta go get this hole closed.

  • yallcrazy

    Is that Cha Cha beginning to hit the matrix?

  • His_Mommy623

    Bye Candiiiiiiiiii :wail:

    So ACE IS BLIND TOO!!

  • Phrozen1der

    These Pop Tarts are hitting…. :coffee:

  • ChaCha

    YEAH @yallcrazy….I BEEN GONE FOR TO LONG…NOW ITS TIME I BRING IT BACK :rofl: :danban:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Cha your gravi with those legs supposed to be Ciara’s right :think:

  • ChaCha

    CHOCO…..I MISS YOU…I TOLD YOU THIS IN THE BAMA POST..WHERE YOU BEEN?

  • ChaCha

    @choco… HECK YEAH THOSE ARE CIARA’S FINELY TONED AND UNEMPLOYED AZZ LEGS :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    I’m gettin sleepy ya’ll.

  • His_Mommy623

    Choc! :hug: where u been bew?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CHA
    :hugs: I’ve missed you as well I took a lil hiatus was going thru some silly chit with the boo – REAL SILLY!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    I shouted you out in another post re: your gravi pic – I been around :hugs:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    :yawn:

  • FloridaChick813

    Heyyyy Everybody :waves:

    Happy Friday :cheers:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Flooooooooooooooooooooooo o o ooooo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    (shakes OHoney)

    Wake the hail up. We barely see you as it is. Don’t you dare sleep through our monthly visit. πŸ˜†

  • FloridaChick813

    Heyy OHoney, boy you had me cracking the h3ll up last week! How you doin babes?

  • FloridaChick813

    Heyyy His, Choco (again) && Yso πŸ˜€ *waves like a slow kid on the short bus*

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    @Yso You done lost yo dayum mind shaking me! I’m up!! I should have stopped at Starbucks this mornin
    @Flo girl this is my life……

  • ChaCha

    Dawn says:

    Foxy brown has a new cd, it will be sold via UNCF box donations. I’m sure Sandra will post her numbers tomorrow in addition to the updated Kimberly JOnes paypal numbers…

    THIS IS WHY I CANT QUIT DAWN…………… :wail:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Flo :yahoo:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Phro who dat is in yo gravi? That you?

  • Phrozen1der

    @ChaCha @Dawn :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @OHoney Yeah it’s me…

  • Phrozen1der

    @OHoney I’m too “humble” @Candi (c) to post another negro’s pic as myself…:lol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Ohhhhh I c. You look different from the original pic of you. Outside, you know the one I’m talkin bout?

  • FloridaChick813

    Wake up OHoney!!! Its Friday && 1 hour & 15 mins til quittin time.. Well for me anyways :danban:

    Heyyy Phrozen!!!!! πŸ˜€

  • yallcrazy

    Anybody up for a game of Chinese Hopscotch?

    #laughingatthosethatnevaplayed

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phro
    Im so mad I can’t see PHRO’s gravi

    Is anyone horny? :popcorn:

    FLOOOOOOOOOOOO :hugs:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Ohoney Yeah,the pic that scares @Dawn, that other pic is my real complexion and I had hair in it πŸ˜†

    @Flo How goes it???

  • yallcrazy

    OOPS, LOL

    I meant CHINESE JUMPROPE :ROFL:

    #stilllaughing

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl: Always!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @PHRO
    Damn that urge will hit me out of nowhere πŸ˜† CHIT!

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    You have portrayed 3 totally different looks here. The first one was not my favorite. I won’t say it scares me πŸ˜† This one, you look older. I chose the 2nd as my favorite
    #notthatyouasked
    Soooo who gon be the one to tell me about the gravi Man was using?
    #DontBScared

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    :rofl: Why did I think you meant chinese checkers :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    Always horny @Choco πŸ˜‰ && the beau was outta town for 10 days, came back on Tuesday and its been poppin every since :hump: LOL

  • ChaCha

    IM ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSS HAWNY CHOCO….YOU SAY IT… I FEEL IT.. *JUMPS IN TO PHRO’S DR PEPPER AND BACK STROKES :drink:

  • yallcrazy

    @Choco
    cuz we horny and not thinking straight :rofl:

  • ChaCha

    :koolaid3:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Choco- I’m always in the mood
    Cha-Cha-really? Where did you dig that up?

  • FloridaChick813

    πŸ˜† @Choco, I was thinking chinease checkers too!!!

    @Yall, I never played chinease hopscotch or jumprope, but I’m down! I’ll be a turner πŸ˜€

    @Phro, it goes! It’ll go even better @ 4:55 though πŸ˜€

    && πŸ˜† @OHoney, the 2nd pic was my fav as well, IJS :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FLO
    OKayyyyyy girl I got some loss time to make up for also

    @CHA
    My MANDINGO actually had me trying to get away from him last night :thumbsup:

  • FloridaChick813

    Is it still 4 smileys per post?? :think:

  • His_Mommy623

    BABYMAMMY :yahoo:

  • yallcrazy

    @813

    :rofl: you don’t turn the ropes

    You jump on them.

  • FloridaChick813

    Hissssssssssssss :kiss: then :hump:

    Heyyyyyyy booo!!! I was wondering where you was??? Lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    @Yall what’s the point of this game cause jumping ON the ropes sounds like double dutch gone wrong……

  • GoldenGurl

    I dont like that song at all. I like the video concept, however Dre should have said :nono: to the close up shots. He got body for dayz tho! :yes: :thumbsup:

  • FloridaChick813

    :nono: @Choco, like the beau tells me “be a big girl”

    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    *tying the ropes together, placing them around Choco and ChaCha’s ankles*

    I’m first, then His

    813 you just watch us and then you go for what you know…

  • FloridaChick813

    πŸ˜† @Yall, I had to google it!! That sh.it is lookin a bit complicated!

  • yallcrazy

    O’Honey, it goes like this

    Jump in
    Jump out
    Jump side to side
    Jump on
    Jump in
    Jump out

    That was my ish :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Flo
    :rofl: OMG y was he like CMERE :rofl:

    @Yall
    What type of freaky chit you about to do to me πŸ˜†

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    tying the ropes together, placing them around Choco and ChaCha’s ankles*
    __________________________
    Okay that’s really sad that I thought this was involving sex :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    @BM, i’m all over the place right now… some dick called my baby the N word while he walking home :no:

    I’m determined to find this jerk

  • Phrozen1der

    @OHoney #Respect πŸ˜† I guess it depends how I’m feeling…

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: @ChaCha #341

  • yallcrazy

    *sending His my mace*

    So you can reach him/her from the car and don’t have to be arguing.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @HIS
    YOu betta be careful out there REAL- let your hubby handle that just be careful some kids have not been raised right

  • FloridaChick813

    Lol @Choco, knowing you, you was probably like “here I CUM” :rofl:

    Say what now???? @His… Somebody called my step son the N word???? OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!!!!! :shotsfired: Speaking of though, my baby is convinced he’s white :rolleyes:

    @Cha Cha, Stanky Lady??? :blink: Huh???

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FLO
    YOu know it I was like MMMMK….

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FLO
    :rofl: Wait your son is white and has some spanish in him right – dead at rolling your eyes

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FLO
    :rofl: Wait your son is white and has some spanish in him right – dead at rolling your eyes

  • His_Mommy623

    πŸ˜† @BM not white and convinced

    @Choc, no it was an grown man driving in a car…i know where the car pulled in at…He fugged with the right one :yes:

  • FloridaChick813

    Thats some real sh.it that Choco said @His.. I would’nt make a fuss, I hate to say it but its gonna happen, America is a cruel place.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    If the mofo was ignant enuf to say that to your son how the hail you think he gonna respond or react to you – LET THAT CHIT GO or tell your hubby – you don’t what that man’s mindset is like

  • FloridaChick813

    :no: @Choco, his daddy is about as black as Wesley Snipes && gets highly aggitated when lil man says “I aint no black man, Ima white man”… And he says it so matter of factly too :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I aint no black man, Ima white man”… And he says it so matter of factly too
    _______________________
    :rofl: :rofl: I’ve never

  • yallcrazy

    Since I don’t wanna go to jail. I’d probably encourage someone to spray paint RACISt on his car, post signs…

    He should be shamed!

  • FloridaChick813

    @His, I hope I dont see your a$$ on the news for killin that bast@rd. :pray:

  • yallcrazy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I aint no black man, Ima white man”… And he says it so matter of factly too
    _______________________
    :rofl: :rofl: I’ve never
    ————————-

    :rofl: Me neither :rofl

  • His_Mommy623

    @Choc, *giggles* My crazy isnt for er’body but I understand….a btch will catch a charge EARLY…but im not confronting him…I’m confronting his car *evil grin*

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: The beau just texted & said “I need something that will fu.ck somebody’s stomach up. What can I use??”

    :rofl: I guess somebody done pissed him off!!!! Would’nt it be something for constipation though?? :think:

  • FloridaChick813

    :shrug: @Choco && Yall, this child here is a trip!

    :clap: @ His, good job mama!!! Put a snickers in the gas tank! That mofo will never drive that dam.n car again :nono:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    :thumbsup:

    @FLO
    :rofl: still at your baby boy girl that chit is sooo funny

  • yallcrazy

    @813 Back at you…

    I hope I dont see your a$$ on the news for killin that bast@rd.
    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FLO
    Nahhh he want someone to have the runs – tell him to get a laxative

  • Phrozen1der

    @Flo Ex-Lax :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @Flos bew….what he up too?

  • FloridaChick813

    IDK whats wrong with him Choco :shrug: I try explaining to him that he is the best of all worlds.. White, Black, Cuban, Italian, Indian… But I dont want him walking around here thinking he’s white, because to racist a$$ white people, he’s black && he needs to know that before someone calls him the N word like they did His’s baby.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FLO
    I feel you πŸ˜† Im trying to be serious – but damn I ain’t in all my years heard no chit like that – but you should keep it real with him becuz you are soooo right about how the rest of society see’s him – EFF IT MANE MAN SAID IM BETTER THAN THE REST πŸ˜†

  • FloridaChick813

    :thumbsup: @Choco & Phro, thats what I told his a$$! Get it in the liquid form and BOOM >>> “gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now” :rofl:

    @His, some fool keeps drinking his gatorades at work && he’s just about had enough! :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Ooooh @ FLO tell him not to kill no one – your beau… he gonna taint the hail out of them gatorades :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    πŸ˜† @Choco, if he gets the p3nis size from his black side, then I’m sure he’d be MORE then happy to claim it πŸ˜†

    I guess its cause he’s so light. Have you seen his pics on my FB??

  • His_Mommy623

    FloridaChick813 says:

    IDK whats wrong with him Choco I try explaining to him that he is the best of all worlds.. White, Black, Cuban, Italian, Indian… But I dont want him walking around here thinking he’s white, because to racist a$$ white people, he’s black && he needs to know that before someone calls him the N word like they did His’s baby.

    and i will fck them up too! thats my scrumptious step-son..with his white ass πŸ˜† i’m teasing

  • ChaCha

    yallcrazy says:

    *sending His my mace*

    So you can reach him/her from the car and don’t have to be arguing.

    THATS GANGSTA :yes:

    HUGS HIS AND MOLESTS HER BOOBS……… I already called the MOB BOSSES T.I and TINY..and although T.I aint got all them guns no more he told me where to cop some SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • His_Mommy623

    Chocs ass is NEVER on FB hmph!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His and FLO yall I have an account but I don’t be on there – FLO I’ve been replying to your chit so late FORGIVE ME :pray: πŸ˜†

  • His_Mommy623

    *crawls over to Cha Cha*
    pls scoop me up like i’m a baby and rawk me bew..

    our love hasnt been right lately gurl :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    HMMMMM :think: Where’s Harlem :shotsfired:

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @Choco, they gonna be shi.tting all over themselves!!!!

    πŸ˜† @His, heyyy he’s gotta better tan than I do, LOL. Girl did you see where my BD tagged a pic of us from the fair?? I’m starting to be able to tell he’s gay as h3ll :rolleyes:

  • FloridaChick813

    @Cha Cha, explain the tatt please??? :waiting:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FLO
    Y you got me about to go to your fb πŸ˜†

  • Phrozen1der

    I’m out I’m being summonsed (sp?) to lunch… Have a good sticky weekend SR FAM!!! :cya:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Flo, yes I saw it and YOU AINT CHIT 4 THAT :dead:

  • FloridaChick813

    *taps His on the shoulder* Ummmmm why is Cha Cha holding && rocking you???? :waiting:

    And where IS Harlem?? H3ll, where is Everybody?????? :crying:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FLO
    Dude with the dreads he don’t look gay DAMN… see that chit right there πŸ˜†

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    sticky weekend SR FAM!!!
    __________________________
    TURN ON πŸ˜† :waves: Phro

  • FloridaChick813

    :cya: Phro, you have a sticky weekend as well… Whatever the h3ll that means πŸ˜†

    @His, IJS.. I guess I’m just used to it now so I can tell :shrug: And a lot of young chicks was staring @ him.. Chile boo, he dont want cha.. Sad to say.. πŸ˜†

  • His_Mommy623

    Bye Phrozen :bye:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :cya: Phro

  • ChaCha

    YEAH HIS>>>>>>>SPLAIN to FLO why IM HOLDING YOU EVER SO GENTLY AND ROCKING YOU WHILE I TRACE THE SHAPE OF YOUR BOOBS WITH MY INDEX FINGER :think:

    FLOOOOOOOOO I dont have a fluckin clue what this RA TARD AZZ BEEZIE was thankin when she got that tattoo…. Im going to change it in a few.

  • His_Mommy623

    @BM, cus that heffa aint held me ALL day…u know I’m needy online πŸ˜†

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    So y’all gone spend the rest of the day in this post? :waiting:

  • ChaCha

    BY PHRO CHOCOLATE DROP..! :wave:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @YSO
    Shut up – how you gonna come in here pulling rank – I see you in the Obama post πŸ˜€

  • His_Mommy623

    *makes out feverishly with Chas bewbs*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    makes out feverishly with Chas bewbs
    ____________________________
    :rofl: The visual you just gave me – :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @Cha Cha, I’m like “I know good and well this bit.ch aint put STANKY LADY on her” :rofl:

    @Choco, he looks gay as h3ll girl! Stop lyin to yourself! LOL

    Anyawys ya’ll im out, enjoyed my time here as always && ya’ll beauties have a GREAT evening!!! :kiss: all around

  • FloridaChick813

    *faints*

    Lawd I wish she would make out with my boobs :ashamed:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ FLO enjoy your weekend as well

  • His_Mommy623

    *Makes out with BMs whole bawd while shes leaving*

    :hug:

  • His_Mommy623

    I’m out too :hug:

    Bye Choc!!! and YSOOO!! and my heavenly CHA CHA :kiss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ His

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    :coffee:

  • ChaCha

    BYE HIS AND FLOOOOOOOOOOO *motorboats you on the way out the door.

    OKAY CHOCO and YSO ….Its just us…lets roll down a grassy meadow buck naked

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    *pulls out his camera for Alboy*

  • Zoe B.

    :newpost: I have 2 and a half hours left

  • ChaCha

    Ace says:

    *pulls out his camera for Alboy*

    mmmmhmmmmm :think:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Its just us…lets roll down a grassy meadow buck naked
    _________________________
    :yes: πŸ˜†

    Ace – yeah okay

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    Oh now ya’ll wanna get all hush when the camera comes on…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    Fine

    *cuts camera off*

    there happy…How are you Choco? feelin better?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc kingstonn

    aw man, I missed flo & ohoney. 😑

  • redgurlasu

    I think eminem is cute!

    #thatisall