She Wanted Butt Shots like Nicki Minaj, Now She’s Dead
A 20-year-old British student is dead after flying to Philadelphia with friends to undergo a “must-have” butt injection procedure.
In Hackney, East London, where Claudia Aderotimi was born, butt injections are illegal. They’re illegal in the U.S. too, but authorities here have done nothing to stop the unlicensed, dangerous practice.
Claudia and her friends thought it would be a simple procedure. What could go wrong? The “clinic” was in the shadow of a big city hospital — the same hospital where she was eventually pronounced dead.
But Claudia knew something went wrong hours after the operation when she felt horrible pains in her chest. She was rushed a block away to the hospital, where she died at 1.32 a.m. on Tuesday.
The “clinic” where Claudia and her friends went chasing their dreams was inside a seedy Philadelphia motel room. The unlicensed street technician is still being sought by police who are certain she didn’t use sterile technique. They are also certain she didn’t use medical grade hydrogel or silicone, which are difficult to obtain outside of a hospital setting without a doctor’s order.
Claudia had aspirations of appearing in music videos, like her idols, the video vixens who advertise their talents on Twitter.com. Claudia thought that in order to qualify to appear in rap music videos today, she must have a butt as big as Nicki’s or Esther Baxter’s or Keyshia Dior’s.
All Claudia wanted was a few injections to fill out the curves that she already had, she told friends. She thought the butt shots would make her famous, heartbroken pals say.
Like most young black women today, Claudia’s self-worth and identity are defined by a big butt and breast implants. They don’t know any better because their idols don’t know any better. It’s a vicious cycle.
Now that the eyes of the world are on the U.S., maybe Congress will take some action to put a stop to this hydrogel epidemic that is killing our beautiful black women and turning them into deformed walking mannequins.
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SMH.
See, this is why azz augmentations should be legal. People find a way to get what they want, might as well do it “on the up and up” so people are safe.
BUT UM…Sandrita leave my beautiful bish Esther Baxter out of this
u shouldn’t want anything u gotta get done in a hotel room
THIS IS SOOO SAD A LIFE LOST OVER NOTHING
LEAR TO LOVE URSELF AND EERYBODY ELSE WILL FOLLOW AND IF THEY DON’T FUK EM ALL!!!
Another…”Black Girl Lost” SMDH.
I’m going to get some reallllyyyyy bad backlash from this…but here goes……
You deserve whatever consequences you get for your own stupidity. At 20!!!- this girl KNEW that any procedure taking place inside a hotel room without real doctors around was UNSTERILE and INSANCTIONED! THIS is the price you may have to pay for actions that are bought on by vanity, sheer utter stupidity, and pure carelessness.
My heart goes out for this girl’s FAMILY, but as for her……she thought the size of her azz would change her life, and well….she got what she asked for.
This is a sad story of course, but anyone that would undergo some sort of surgery that is not done by a licensed surgeon or physician, is asking for problems.
Sad that she lost her life. RIP.
See, me personally I dont think it was the butt injections that would have made career jump at all
Its actually the black shoes she was wearing with that latex one piece that would’ve started the real trend 
@Leo
*cues my Nas cd”
That song is the truth! That and “2nd Childhood.” I sometimes get misty listening to them because I know soooo many people like described in both songs….
FABULOSALAKER says:
THIS IS SOOO SAD A LIFE LOST OVER NOTHING LEAR TO LOVE URSELF AND EERYBODY ELSE WILL FOLLOW AND IF THEY DON’T FUK EM ALL!!!
Sandra,
I think we need a “Medical Minute” that lists the diet and exercises our beautiful sisters can utilize to obtain the luscious and sensual bodies that they are dying over.
Along with photographic evidence of the result of this nutrional/health regiment.
Sandra is this the same “street techinician” who they’ve been lookin for for at least a yr now?
Sassy, we are >>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<<. I feel bad that she died, but to flew to another country for some azz shots in a hotel room??????
*I meant fly
Is a rotund ass really worth your life? Rhetorical question….
Meerkat check your email hun
SASO I was gonna say that but damnit you did so thanks.
Not to sound like a straight up bish but come on seriously I am suppose to feel sorry for self inflicting situations
really ummm no not me. ON TO THE NEXT SELF HATING DUMMY
And I’m sorry….but what kind of low self-esteem, low-intelligence, no-love-from-anybody-around-you mentality must you have where you would WANT to aspire to be known for your azz?!
And how simple are you to NOT know that 1)some of these chicks are having complications from their shots tool and 2) the ones you see on magazines are HEAVILY photoshopped, so a lot of times, they have unsightly cellulite, stretchmarks and in many cases, GUTS, to match those azzes?!
What the fukk is wrong with these stupid azz girls today?! I don’t understand!
And to be honest, there was NOTHING wrong with her ass to begin with. She is owning her curves in the jeans….
Yall wrong. Some women aren’t born with natural assets. And to LEGALLY obstruct them from getting those assets is just wrong.
@CHACHA
HOW U DOING PURTY LADY??? THIS STORY IS SAD I NEED TO MOVE TO ANOTHER FUKN POST!!!
Bubblin Brown, you got mail.
What a shame…This big booty culture is really becoming a problem over here and Yes I blame the American tv whor.es to some extent.
StillASassyOne says:
And I’m sorry….but what kind of low self-esteem, low-intelligence, no-love-from-anybody-around-you mentality must you have where you would WANT to aspire to be known for your azz?!
And how simple are you to NOT know that 1)some of these chicks are having complications from their shots tool and 2) the ones you see on magazines are HEAVILY photoshopped, so a lot of times, they have unsightly cellulite, stretchmarks and in many cases, GUTS, to match those azzes?!
What the fukk is wrong with these stupid azz girls today?! I don’t understand!
You’ve said it all….
February 10, 2011 at 12:09 pm
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@ Sassy …Im with you 100%
And
at Sandra for puttin Nicki in the title of this post.
RIP. She was a beautiful girl and I know her family is probably in a lot of pain right now. Why didn’t her friends try to talk her out of it? They actually went with her and thought that it was ok? Her friends need help too if that’s the case. If you wouldn’t go to a hotel for a medical procedure in your own country, why do it here?
So mad at people w/ poor body image…you’re never going to be happy with the add on’s. That’s why people men/ women keep doing this. Its no different than a back room abortion.
I wish people would realize it’s not what you put on your body or add to your body. It’s what you feed your brain… go to school (NOT Everest), find your niche, do you. Nothing quick last forever…
(Superhead, had ppl thinking slutting was cool, Kat Stacks.. well she killed Soulja boy career, Lil Kim, no one recongizes her anymore, Nikki Ninja, will look like Gary Busey in 5 years and the list goes on… )
Nobody wants a hard lumpy azz.. plus you have to keep up plastics… and if it’s done in a hotel or some other janky place it surely won’t be open next tax refund season.
People trying low budget crap in the pursuit of an ideal is not going away anytime soon so…
No backlash SASO…I agree. Sadly the consequence is death. Wish she made a better decision.
I don’t blame Nikki…..if she got one, she probably used a doctor and not some neighborhood/hotel attendant.
Do better people…Do better
“YOU JUST DON’T THROW AWAY A WHOLE LIFE JUST BECAUSE IT’S BANGED UP A LITTLE”
~Jeff Bridges character in Seabiscuit
Its Really Sad…. But more sad, “She thought the butt shots would make her famous, heartbroken pals say.”……… These type girls wanna fame so bad, they got it all twisted.. Its all devilish, even the “idols” they worship or the “high class hoes” a.k.a Video Vixens… Anotha young black woman lost in this “fake reality” called entertainment… Who wants to be like these fake women on TV anyway? Why not look in the mirror and be like that person!
Have any of these chicks thought about what these ridiculously large azzes look like when they are around 35-40-50?!
I have seen what those chicks who were 36-24-55 look like at 40+ and it is NOT pretty! They look obese at a certain age even when their top halves are still significantly smaller!
Ya’ll ever seen those church ladies or older chicks who at age 40-45 has huge knockers and one of those sit-a-drink-on-her-azz donkeys in a church suit? Aint nobody vying to knock them down NOW, but at 20-25, THOSE are the same chicks that looked like Maliah, Esther & the Dior chick.
Go look at pics of some of these chicks who are older and hella big in the back now, and see exactly what they were built like in their 20s! That is your future!
“Like most young black women today, Claudia’s self-worth and identity are defined by a big butt and breast implants.”
-Bullsh*t. Maybe you feel that your self-worth is defined by your skin color, hair length, ass, or lack thereof but don’t assume this is whats up with everybody else.
-Furthermore, in your plight to down black people, yet again, you forgot to note that black women arent the race of women that receive butt enhancements the most. do your research please.
-r.i.p. to this woman. if everyone DESERVED to die for stupid sh*t they did, we would ALL be dead as hell.
butt shots are killing our people
Ladies, be real with me. Is it really THAT serious where you would need to go get butt injections?! It sounds like she left London just to get this done…
I didnt read the story but is that a jar of Mayo
in the first Pic 
I think the world was much better when plastic surgery was a “dirty little secret” because this shyt is getting outta hand. We as a society need to go to a corner and sit “criss-cross applesauce” and have a time out and rethink our morals and our divine purpose, especially for our youth.
StillASassyOne says:
And I’m sorry….but what kind of low self-esteem, low-intelligence, no-love-from-anybody-around-you mentality must you have where you would WANT to aspire to be known for your azz?!
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I agree 100% Low self esteem is truly the devil.. I promise you on everything I am that my daughter will never seek validation thru people places or things! I’ve instilled in her the value in loving one self and being an indiviual every single day of her life. It is a shame the amount of girls lost in false idols.. how can you look up to someone such as Nikki, Rhi Rhi and others when who they are is based on if people like them or not?
“The “clinic” was in the shadow of a big city hospital — the same hospital where she was eventually pronounced dead.”
So she wasn’t concern with the fact that they were driving pass the big hospital???
Agreed at SASO. A donk like that seems hot in your 20s, but it takes ALOT to maintain all that for LIFE!
@Man You might be onto something there but I’d need them to also put some identifiable mark so one would know what he’s gettin into.
Nature says we select our mates to procreate with based on a number of factors, with alot of them being visual.
With all the plastic surgery and body modifications I’d hate to get with a Kim K (for example)and end up with kids that look like Eric Williams.
some people aspire to be doctors, some aspire to be video hoes. brains and personality arent a priority to some people. this is real life, not a fairy tale.
@SUGAPIE THAT LAST LINE IS SOOO FUKN TRUTH
It sounds like this story is blaming everyone except the person who is responsible: Claudia Aderotimi. Women should not be aspiring to be video hoes first of all, and they damn sure shouldn’t be undergoing risky procedures to fit the bill for such a low brow, short lived occupation. And if she had all the money to be flying to the US why didn’t she just by some padding like Nikki and Beyonce? Or get implants my a board certified plastic surgeon. Surely she knew a motel room was not a safe place to be getting this done.
@Al, yes a jar of mayo next to what looks like Aveeno powder. Odd…
@SASSY
So, are you against plastic surgery in general or just the fact that she went to “Azz Amplifiers” in Motel 6 to get the injections?
No matter what, people are going to do what they please. I honestly don’t have a heart for people who put themselves in situations as such…because what earthly creature in their right mind would get any type of procedure from a ranky dank hotel room?? Seriously…I wish this would show as an example of the stupidity that women put themselves through, but most likely it won’t…
KEEP IT PUSHING < PLEASE!!
@ Alboy ..yes it is a jar of Mayo..y do u ask, does it represent something?
Hello All. I’ve always wanted a round, ample booty but alas when God was passing out ass, I was sleep in the corner. That said, even if I were younger, I’d never get injections or go under the knife unless it was life-saving. No wonder black men love butt so much ’cause most, not all but most black women have so, so much of it to love! Ass for days! Peace.
some women need to be introduced to squats…
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ AL
@Sandra
Not to be harsh, but can we get a post on that young lady from NC who went missing in Baltimore and STILL has not been found?
My heart and prayers go out to this young lady’s family, but the chick above is a lost cause right now due to her OWN misguided actions, Phylicia is still missing and she didn’t “make herself” get that way…
Why Is there Mayo In the Living Room
See This is the Epidemic Filthy People eating all over the house not cleaning up 
I
Damn Gina
this is so sad, whatever happen to doing squats that fake booty shyt aint cute anyway. Poor girl
she coulda just got some booty pop pads and called it a day but noooooo
@ Bird ….. EXACTLY
Hey Sandra and Fam!
This procedure is Big in the transexual community! u ever see the transgenders walking around looking like horses…. I believe the person they’re are looking for is a transgender
@Man
I’m against low-self-esteem and misguided-aspirations to the point of sheer desperation and utter-fukking-stupidity.
Take that however you may….
they’re looking for is a transgender
Sad…Honestly tho why would you take medical treatment from anything less than a hospital or private practice with a LICENSED plastic surgeon. Its not worth it. Do squats, thats how I got mine to me more shapely. Im small chested but the demi push-ups at Victoria’s Secret does wonders. Jokes aside I’m sorry to hear this, its not worth taking drastic measures if you are going to loose your life, God made you how he wanted u to be
<—–AZZ INJECTIONS GONE WRONG/WILD
@AWESOME
“You might be onto something there but I’d need them to also put some identifiable mark so one would know what he’s gettin into.
Nature says we select our mates to procreate with based on a number of factors, with alot of them being visual.
With all the plastic surgery and body modifications I’d hate to get with a Kim K (for example)and end up with kids that look like Eric Williams.”
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Not sure why you used Kim K. as an example.
Well, the GOOD news is that they gettin better and better with this chit, so if you wind up with a “Eric Williams” (or worse.. an “Erica Williams”), they’ll have a surgery for that!
SugarPieHoneybunn says:
some women need to be introduced to squats…
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Exactly, when I want to look “different” I hit the pavement, I run a few miles, I bust out lots of squats, sit ups, push ups, jumpimg jacks etc… I watch what I eat, I increase my water.. I don’t take the stupid way out…
GOTDAMMIT @ AL ….. Im over here dyin.
i’m going to bally’s and doing squats for my j lo booty…well maybe not j lo but her third cousin removed at least
Vanity is a horrible obsession to have…I watched Dr. Phil this AM and this YT man looked like the cat lady with all 47 of those damn surgeries. I thank GOD for a. Good genes, and attractive parents b. A humble soul c. A keen sense of discernment in matters of most others stupidity…
Al
LMFAOOOOOO @ ChaCha gravatar
@ phrozen
C. a humble soul
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Mr Blu I’ve decided I’m done speakin to you since you seem to ignore me on a regular
@SASSY
“I’m against low-self-esteem and misguided-aspirations to the point of sheer desperation and utter-fukking-stupidity.
Take that however you may….”
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Ah, I see. Just got a lot of gray area to some of that chit.
@ Stunnaz yes it represents FILTH clean up BEFORE you take picture of yourself Pet Peeve Sorry
cha cha if u don’t get outta here with that multiple roll having flat azz double crack havin gravie
NIcki Minaj Pre Photoshop
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@phrozen i too am humble about my extraordinary good looks *sits in the innocent corner meekly and applies a dab of lip gloss on my luscious lips*
@MS.LADY MR.BLUE IGNORES ME SOMETIMES TOO
I NEED TO TAKE MY GRAVI PIC DOWN I WANT TO SAY SUM SOOO BAD!! 
@CHACHA
@leap..I always tell the PreK and K students to sit “criss cross applesauce” I’m wating for one of those lil ignant mofo to say “Mr.THerapist wtf is criss cross applesauce”
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Mr Blu I’ve decided I’m done speakin to you since you seem to ignore me on a regular
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Not true….wasssuppppppppppppp Brown
Wait- I’m sorry I missed the “from Hackney, London” part!
Do you know how much a RT ticket from London to Phila probably costs?! So she didn’t have an inkling that something was wrong when she was home in London, and told that the price for the damn surgery would cost LESS than the price for the plane fare?!
OMG! I cannot…not today…..no…
Ummmm, Mr. Blu, Candi and I are still waiting on that new gravi.
I see no problem with women who want a bigger booty. Just go to a real doctor who knows what he’s doing. Breast implant booty implant nose jobs or whatever. Do what you wanna do.
Mr Blu my box is STILL empty!
Damn Brits
@Man Their DNA would still be hideous, and THEY would know they’re ungly on the inside.
@MIRS
“Ummmm, Mr. Blu, Candi and I are still waiting on that new gravi. ”
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We already discussed it Mr. Blu has come to realize the error of his ways in suggesting he would post such a picture.
Does the small print on the picture say
“Shapely…but tragic Claudia Aderotimi believed she needed bigger rear” ??
*corn rows awesome’s underarm hair*
@BROWN
“Mr Blu my box is STILL empty!”
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I can fill your box up!
ALL THE SR LADIES HAVE BEEN WAITING ON MR.BLUE TO CHANGE HIS GRAVI WE WOULD APRECIATE IT VERY MUCH PLEASE AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR THE SHIRTLESS AND SHORTLESS GRAVI THAT WE ARE WAITING FOR
Manchild are you afraid he’d get more attn than you????
Oh wait he already does
*MT.BLU SAWWY
@Candi & Dawn
Exactly! I’ll break down the door of a gym every damn day before I decide I’m finna go do some back-room surgery!
And if surgery is what you want to do- why not find a LEGAL, LICENSED, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, DOCTOR/SURGEON in a REAL CLINICAL setting with a DEGREE/BOARD CERTIFICATION hanging on his wall and REAL CLIENTS that you could contact for feedback about his work!
It may be quadruple the costs of a “back-alley” deal but guess what: you’ll more than likely LOVE afterwards, idiot!
We already discussed it Mr. Blu has come to realize the error of his ways in suggesting he would post such a picture.
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u just can’t stand that nobody wants to see u semi-nude huh
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Mr Blu my box is STILL empty!”
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I can fill your box up!
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NOT WITH YOUR ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENY
@ NEgrito are you NEW
Wassup SR FAM
This is tragic on more levels than one – the fact that her life was cut short @ 20 is the first issue I have with this and Sass I love you but at 20 you don’t know chit about life all you know is what you need to do to try and be better than the rest…but you don’t really know that FIRST LOVE IS SELF LOVE!
@ Mirs mannnnn I swear when I get home, I don’t get on the computer, I really forget . Sorry.
@Brown I think you sent me the wrong gmail addy.
@ Man … did I miss something
???? So I shouldn’t post another pic??
@Candi @ChaCha
bishes kill me. will DOG a woman out for lookin a “ham” but then when the bish try to do some drastic **** about it, she dumb then too. and i aint just talkin bout asses either.
whats important is to love ya damn self, cuz folks gone judge you for the SAME sh*t that they KNOW they do. they gone talk about ur flat ass and turn around and talk about you if u gota fake one. they gone call u blackass, then dog u for bleachin ur skin. they gone call u bald head, then talk about ur weave. they gone say u tryna be white with ur weave then call u nappyheaded when u go natural.
moral of the story. fvck people. tell them to get off ur cl!t and/or d!ck
@ Mr.BluPhi yeas it says that…I bet you are confused by the rear part lol
@CANDI
“We already discussed it Mr. Blu has come to realize the error of his ways in suggesting he would post such a picture.
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u just can’t stand that nobody wants to see u semi-nude huh
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I’m just a GENTLEMAN and send those out via EMAIL. Like every ADULT, even Congressman, does.
@ Wonder Woman How you this Moaning? S/N I have been reading everything you say in wezzy Jeffersons voice
Mr Blu I gave you the correct addy you just sent it to the wrong one!
@ Laker …LOL….I got you. Im writing myself a post-it note right now.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“Ummmm, Mr. Blu, Candi and I are still waiting on that new gravi. ”
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We already discussed it Mr. Blu has come to realize the error of his ways in suggesting he would post such a picture.
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I thought you were told to stop c*ck-blockin.
AL I love you!
@MR. BLU
” did I miss something ???? So I shouldn’t post another pic??”
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Yeah, you can post another pic dawg. We just don’t do “topless shots” on SR.
You’ll get kicked off like that. You musta pizzed the ladies off and they tryin to dupe you into getting kicked off dawg.
<<<SMH at the ladies
i swear Al has mental problems
@Candi Don’t forget the red and black glow in the dark beads.
@MR.BLU EMAIL THE GRAVI PIC FIRST TO VALDIVIAAD@
AND DON’T LISTEN TO THE HATER WE LOOOVE THE GRAVI PICS ABOUT TIME SANDRA GOT SOME SEXY MEN IN THIS MOTHA FUKA ALL WE GOT IS FINE SEXY DIME BISHES **FLIPS ALL OF TEAMFATMONKEY BISHES HAIR**
@ Butt Topoic I for one like an array of Duke sizes small and tight big and soft they all spread the same
This WOMAN was old enough to know better. I am sure she knew what she was doing and unfortunaltey valued a booty more than her life. I dont blame this on society or the media or anyone else but a grown woman making a grown ass decision.
With that said this is very sad….
If she had enough knowledge to use a computer to find someone who did this I am sure in her attempts to google she came across alot of warnings. But thats an assumption but either way I feel for her Parents to loss a child soo young.. May she RIP
You’ll get kicked off like that.
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pls stop lying to him
ask therapist about topless pics, he’s still here.
man just doesn’t like not being the center of attn is all
@BROWN
““Mr Blu my box is STILL empty!”
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I can fill your box up!
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NOT WITH YOUR ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENY”
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I thought you said you had been doin your kegal and chit. See, I told you bout tryin out that “fisting” chit.
Mr.BluPhi says:
@ Mirs mannnnn I swear when I get home, I don’t get on the computer, I really forget . Sorry.
@Brown I think you sent me the wrong gmail addy.
@ Man … did I miss something ???? So I shouldn’t post another pic??
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Mr. Blu, please ignore @Man, he ain’t been right since I pistol whipped him several months back.
Still waiting on that pic
Man doin kegels won’t help with your little azz prepubescent underdeveloped peen
moral of the story. fvck people. tell them to get off ur cl!t and/or d!ck
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Basically
@NEGRITO SO UR A MAN AND PROLLY GOOD TAN RIGHT?? ARE U NEW?? I GOT THE MAN AND GOOD TAN FROM THE NAME
@MR. BLU
YOU’LL GET KICKED OFF! DON’T DO IT!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MR. BLU
” did I miss something ???? So I shouldn’t post another pic??”
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Yeah, you can post another pic dawg. We just don’t do “topless shots” on SR.
You’ll get kicked off like that. You musta pizzed the ladies off and they tryin to dupe you into getting kicked off dawg.
<<<SMH at the ladies
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Mr. Blu, @Man is full of shyt. He pisses us women off on a daily, and nobody told him to post a topless pic to get his azz kicked off.
@StillASassyOne
Yeah…that song is true talk!
“You was innocent/but now you rent-a-****/wear the tightest ****.”
FLIPS ALL OF TEAMFATMONKEY BISHES HAIR**
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So sad! I used to hate my don’t now its in style; sign of the times. @chacha dead atcho gravi and locking down ya blog. no mo lurking for me
@laker when i was in texas working at the parks dept dude was on the phone and i heard “negritas” (there were another blk female in the office) and i wanted to bust him upside the head. u know all we hear the “neg” part and start swinging
Manchild would you like to know the difference between you and Mr Blu
@BROWN
“Man doin kegels won’t help with your little azz prepubescent underdeveloped peen”
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We just need to try some different posistions. You know I’m “Doggy-Style-Challenged.”
@ Candi
I just saw a girl that looked JUST like you and had to do a doubletake.
you have any fam that still live here that could pass as your twin?
@CANDI AS FOR MEXICANS IN MY FAM GO NEGRITA IS NOT A BAD TO SAY IT’S KINDA SWEET LIKE THAT’s MY LIL NEGRITA BUT IF THEY SAY MAYATE OR THAT NEGRA OR NEGRO THEN YEAH GO UPSIDE THEY HEAD NEGRITA AND NEGRITO IS KINDA MORE OR A NICE THING NOT BAD U GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY??
I don’t understand these people. If you don’t have a booty work what you have… It’s really not that serious people.
We just need to try some different posistions. You know I’m “Doggy-Style-Challenged.”
NO BUENO 
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Can’t wait till they have “height expansion surgery” so I can see all the short dudes stumblin around at 6’5″ and long azz shin bones……..
@kingstonn no, none that look like me
i’m one of a kind *flips hair, fires up the jet pack, and zooms off*
i get it laker. dude got spared an azz whoopin that day *punches my fist into my palm*
NEgrito are you NEW
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Nah I’ve been a member for a few years but I don’t visit this site all that much.
i thought only white chicks did this. i am surprised to see a black girl.
don’t they know these big azzes aren’t really REAL?????
young ladies, when you take off all their face and body makeup, all the fake hair, all the padding, all the fashionable clothes, AND undo the photoshop, these broads look just like any other chick walking the street. damn! where are these women’s fathers?
@ laker
& it’s really only when you hear pinche negra.. then you need to start swinging.
@Awesome
@AWESOME
“Can’t wait till they have “height expansion surgery” so I can see all the short dudes stumblin around at 6?5? and long azz shin bones……..”
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I ain’t goin lie, I would be goin to the hotel for the surgery on that one.
@Man
LOL!
Manuel, you short?
@kingston
this mexican lady was behind me at the walmart right and i had lil mama and alex ***ALEX IS PALE LIKE MAMA EVEN MORE** with me i also had really light hair and my green contacts on i turn around and she looks at me don’t say chit then when i turn my back she tells her husban “what is that white girl looking at?? is that lil baby a mayata??” loong story short i got escorted out of the fukn store!! 
DUM BISH!!!
i’m one of a kind *flips hair, fires up the jet pack, and zooms off*
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manuel is 5’7 on a good day
@Laker
laker did u start cussin at her in spanish!? i would have loved to have seen that
and i woulda been in the background throwin cans of black beans at her head
and the next time I say Wassup SR FAM some folks may wanna respond
@ Awesome you stupid
>:lol: @ REAL LIL DUDES #NOTINYGUY
Kingstonn not only is he penally( i made that up) apparently he’s vertically challenged also!
@KINGSTON
”
“Manuel, you short?
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5″5″ is NOT considered “short”… in some parts of the world.
@ AL…. Grab that Aveeno can come lotion me up please….start with the top roll…. and pop a nodoz…this is gonna be an all nighter
LOLA …Im sorry suga, you should’ve let me know…I AINT KNO
stick around I will make it up to you 
Lemme find out @Man is a lil short shyt.
It’s always the short ones that talk the most shyt. 
Im up for the height surgery. 5’6 jus aint cool…..
Oh shyt @Man you only 5’5 dawg?? I’m 5’9 but I still feel height challenged
Choco so you’re sayin he’s not doogy style challenged?????
@BROWN
“Manchild would you like to know the difference between you and Mr Blu”
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I’m wise, experienced, cultured and a gentleman.
I’m sure there is more.
@Man Don’t they call that indigenous?
@Awesome…Good one homey! I would pay to see a man go thru some the pain & suffering for looks that some women do.
Heeeey everybody
@CANDI U KNOW IT I TURNED AROUND FACE WAS RED LIKE A FUKN APLE AND WENT BANANAS ON HER AZZ CALLED HER A FUKN BISH AND TOLD HER TO GO BACK FROM THE TORTILLA PLANT SHE GOT RELEASE FROM
TOOK IT TOO FAR BUT DON’T NOBODY I MEAN NOBODY CALLS MY KIDS NAME DON’T GIVE A FUK HOW OLD U ARE……. THE SECURITY GUY ESCORTED ME AND THE COUPLE OUT THE FUKN STORE I WAS READY TO CHEW HER OUT…..I HATE TO SAY IT BUT I DID NOT SEE HOW RACIST MY OWN PEOPLE CAN BE UNTIL I HAD MY DAUGHTER AND I TELL U THIS FUKN LION OF A MOM MY KIDS GOT WON’T BACK DOWN!!!
y’all gon learn to not believe what man says
THIS is the result of black women allowing themselves to be conditioned to believe that you have to be 40lbs overweight in order to be considered sexy and anything UNDER that 40 is considered “too skinny” and “don’t look right on you”.
Then when you’re a$$ is 50-80lbs overweight for the majority of your life cause you’ve been taught that “thick” is the way it’s SUPPOSED to be, ya turn 40 and add 50 MORE lbs to that and you’re waddlin’ your little frumpy a$$ around lookin’ like Ella from House of Payne with no understanding why you can’t even enjoy a piece of chicken because you got high blood pressure.
That’s when the reality that, the same brothers who convinced YOU to stay overweight, got him a skinny white woman and moved around years ago.
#love-ya-damn-self-&-you-dont-need-nobody-else-to-dictate-your-days
@Wonder
Im saying if he is that’s GROSS
@ Laker
OMG that happened to my Mom and me once at Krogers..
a lady behind us was in spanish like ‘i bet they cant even speak spanish’ cause we were speaking english and my mom turns around in spanish and cusses her ass out.
5’5 IS THE PERFECT HEIGHT PERFECT I TELL YOU FOR A WOMAN
@ cha cha I dont think We should put lotion in you meatvelopes might cause infections
Ya’ll….
Speakin of no-self-esteem-having, badly-built bishes, go google: “inmate wives of Baltimore.”
CHOCO…..HEY BOO
Kingstonn…. how tall are you?
#love-ya-damn-self-&-you-dont-need-nobody-else-to-dictate-your-days
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(Moonwalks in humming “Who Is It”)
How goes it?
StillASassyOne says:
I’m going to get some reallllyyyyy bad backlash from this…but here goes……
You deserve whatever consequences you get for your own stupidity. At 20!!!- this girl KNEW that any procedure taking place inside a hotel room without real doctors around was UNSTERILE and INSANCTIONED! THIS is the price you may have to pay for actions that are bought on by vanity, sheer utter stupidity, and pure carelessness.
My heart goes out for this girl’s FAMILY, but as for her……she thought the size of her azz would change her life, and well….she got what she asked for.
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@ ChaCha
5’4..
It’s the gravi ain’t it?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Manchild would you like to know the difference between you and Mr Blu”
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I’m wise, experienced, cultured and a gentleman.
I’m sure there is more.
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No sir, he could get it and you can’t!
He doesn’t have to ask repeatedly for azz shots, he’d get them on gp, matter of fact he could get whatever he wanted where as you on the other hand……..
I appreciate all the tiny people for makin me fill tall at 5’11 and .75 inchs
Much appreciated
@LAKER
“5?5 IS THE PERFECT HEIGHT PERFECT I TELL YOU FOR A WOMAN”
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Yeah, SOME women look good at that height.
I prefer my women to be tall and statuesque (sp?) … with large breasts and azzes.
@KINGSTON IT KILLS ME THO LIKE WHY MUST OUR OWN HATE WHY??? AND WHEN THEY BE THINKING WE DON’T TALK SPANISH I BE LOOKING AT THEM LIKE “BISH I ONLY KNEW SPANISH UNTIL I WAS FUKN 9 SO SHUT UP AND GET THE FUK OUT MY FACE”
“inmate wives of Baltimore.”
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@Sassy the title in itself sounds f*kd up…so I gotta see it
@Carrington
Goddamnit! I LOVE YOU!! That’s a perfect example of one of the chicks who in their 20s was 36-24-55, and now looks a damn mwss 20 years later with her “donk”- Ella from House of Payne!
Thank you!!!!!
Sh*t! I love me some Carrington!
@ Laker
I TELL U THIS FUKN LION OF A MOM MY KIDS GOT WON’T BACK DOWN!!!
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Nor should you ever I just told the boo yesterday Im a MOTHER FIRST!
@FABULOSALAKER
Negrito Negro are not offensive terms. Basically saying you’re a black person in Spanish. In Spanish I’m Negrito or negro.
lola where you at hun
@ Still, why did I just google that shyt?????
Why???????
@Corp
Girll…..I watched3 of them vids and turned away in disgust with tears in my eyes….I’m so embarassed and I don’t even know them bishes…
6’1″
decent height I guess
Girll…..I watched3 of them vids and turned away in disgust with tears in my eyes….I’m so embarassed and I don’t even know them bishes…
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This chit Imma say is about to sound racist but honestly BMORE CITY surely your expectations couldn’t be that high
@Mirs
I hate to say this…..but them chicks int hat video is exactly WHY I ran from Baltimore the first chance I got to the suburbs. And some of my old friends and new enemies call me a “bougie azz hoodrat bish” but I cannot EVER let myself be represented by the like of some of those gutter rats in my hometown…
And that sh*t right there…is why I CANNOT look back if I wanted to…
@Kingstonn… Yeap but its always the littles one that talk the most shyt… My hubby always says Im little at 5″6 but I dont think so!
Ffreezing in Chicago!
@ negrito
you do know Laker speaks fluent spanish right?
@BROWN
“No sir, he could get it and you can’t!
He doesn’t have to ask repeatedly for azz shots, he’d get them on gp, matter of fact he could get whatever he wanted where as you on the other hand……..”
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Well the only stupid questions are the ones that aren’t asked!
All I can do is play the hand I’m dealt.
@ Sassy …..that chit was funny
CHACHA
God don’t like ugly…
BUT I DO!!! LMAO…U Stoopid!
@ ALBOY…6″1 is good…not a short climb at all
ME LIKES!
@AZZWIPE DIN’T REALIZE U HAD A CHOICE BUT MAYBE U AND LIL JEFF JUST DAY DREAMING OF WHAT U DESIRE SO YEAH…….
ALBoy says:
6?1? decent height I guess
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That’s a great height.
ChaCha says:
@Kingstonn… Yeap but its always the littles one that talk the most shyt… My hubby always says Im little at 5?6 but I dont think so!
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I’m 5’0″ and I stay talkin shyt.
@ chacha
& that gravi of yours…
What’s up with these short dudes in here??
#teamamazonbish
@Choco
It’s fukked up because I know PLENTY of well-to-do folks who grew up with me in Baltimore, and still live there or in Bmore county, but the only thing publicized is the hoodrat sh*t!!
I have a friend who is a VP at a Fortune 1000 company at 27 and he is born/raised with me in Bmore and now owns one of the lofts downtown but they will not EVER focus on us who make something of ourselves! It’s the hoodrat bishes that get dramatized and shown and that’s why most of our azzes leave Baltimore City QUICKLY and won’t touch it if not for the damn harbor and the surrounding more “culturally affluent (i.e. rich/white)” areas!
<—-
*plotting on how to take ACE from Dimplez *smacks my Nicki Minaj Pink Friday Mac lips at Ace
Gravi Side Note: CHANGING GRAVI'S IS FUN AND HILARIOUS BECAUSE I BE IN CHARACTER BUT NOT SO FUNNY WHEN I GO BACK TO CHA CHA AND SOME OF THE SHYT DONT MATCH
@LAKER
“DIN’T REALIZE U HAD A CHOICE BUT MAYBE U AND LIL JEFF JUST DAY DREAMING OF WHAT U DESIRE SO YEAH……. ”
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Huh? What is this referring to?
@Blu
It wasn’t funny, it was sad and really degrading.
And also…. I’m 5’2″ and I talk a whole LOTTA sh*t and I DARE a muhfukka wan’ test meh!!!
YES YVONNE you are a tall beautiful amazon woman ….MAN WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU
@YVONNE
I’m not short.
@NEGRITO YEAH I KNOW I CAN SPEAK, TRASLATE, WRITE AND READ SPANISH
<<<<CALI MEXICAN AKA CALIMEX
@ Man …DAMN homie….I gotta be unexperienced, un-cultured , and not a gentlemen because have a pic with a shirt off…..LOL.
@ Brown preciate dat mama
@ Sassy it really isn’t funny. But Im laughin for some reason.
@ man
what size shoe do you wear?
Bmore county
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That’s the difference Sass BMORE COUNTY and BMORE CITY I have a co-worker makes BANK she lives in BMORE COUNTY – BMORE CITY is just that HOOD and not one of the good ones
@ ChA CHA Please take that picture of Fantasia and Ce Lo Lil girl off the internet right now
@CHA CHA
“YES YVONNE you are a tall beautiful amazon woman ….MAN WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU ”
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I’m tall enough for all women when they layin on their back.
ALBOY you sure hun?
What a stupid ass-piration to have…
good afternoon sr world
@ Sassy
Well now I can be honest, I’m actually like 5’5….but i only feel short when i dont have shoes on.
#AceClub
*Looks @ ChaCha’s gravi*
I ain’t fighting him!
Look like he be windmilling and shyt. Ace gone hafta beat him down his own self while I
or some shyt. 
ALBoy says:
@ ChA CHA Please take that picture of Fantasia and Ce Lo Lil girl off the internet right now
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@CHA
I thought you right clicked and saved image as on that gravi of yours…
is that …who i think it is?
Mr Blu
this is my LAST time, brownsugapoet at gmail dot com!
Man is a hater so ignore him
@MR. BLU
“DAMN homie….I gotta be unexperienced, un-cultured , and not a gentlemen because have a pic with a shirt off…..LOL.”
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Naw dawg. She was COMPARING YOU TO ME. I guess I should have said I have an “EXCESS” of those things in comparison to you.
…I’m just fluckin wit you. Tryin to keep this place “civil” so the fellas don’t be puttin up no pics and chit.
@choco how you feeling today sweetheart
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHA CHA
“YES YVONNE you are a tall beautiful amazon woman ….MAN WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU ”
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I’m tall enough for all women when they layin on their back.
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The real question is, “are you long enough when women are laying on their backs?”
Short chick got a whole Lot of Mouth they like for you to snatch them up sit them on your shoulders
@ Yvonne I love a Amazon too
think I wont snatch you up too Try Me
Cute new gravi @ DIMPZ I see gravis late so don’t blame me if Im late
@Choco
That’s cause ALL of us who make any real money move out of Baltimore City to Bmore County and that’s getting rough in some areas now, so we move out of there as well.
Bmore City has its nice as hell areas that are mostly dominated by Whites and tourists where I would live (Fells Point, Inner Harbor Downtown, Federal Hill, Roland Park) but those areas are rarely shown because the people in those areas (either white “old-money” or “new-money” affluent) wouldn’t dare let a camera crew within a mile of it….
Hell…I’m trying to get a loft in Inner Harbor now and going through hell. They screen you like hell even if you were born/raised there…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHA CHA
“YES YVONNE you are a tall beautiful amazon woman ….MAN WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU ”
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I’m tall enough for all women when they layin on their back
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He’ll be stickin it in ya navel talkin bout “Ooooh it’s soo tight”
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHA CHA
“YES YVONNE you are a tall beautiful amazon woman ….MAN WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU ”
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I’m tall enough for all women when they layin on their back.
February 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm
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A classic short man line
THE ONLY MEN THAT CAN PUT SHIRTLES PICS ARE THERAPIST AND MR.BLU ERRBODY ELSE TOOO SCARED
@MIRS
“I’m tall enough for all women when they layin on their back.
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The real question is, “are you long enough when women are laying on their backs?”
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Long as they can spread their legs wide enough.
Thanks Choco! You feeling any better?
ALBoy says:
@ ChA CHA Please take that picture of Fantasia and Ce Lo Lil girl off the internet right now
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StillASassyOne says:
@Mirs
I hate to say this…..but them chicks int hat video is exactly WHY I ran from Baltimore the first chance I got to the suburbs. And some of my old friends and new enemies call me a “bougie azz hoodrat bish” but I cannot EVER let myself be represented by the like of some of those gutter rats in my hometown…
And that sh*t right there…is why I CANNOT look back if I wanted to…
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Damn, I feel your pain. I had a beautiful cousin that lived in B’more…a dude got her into drugs…and one day she came up missing…we heard she is walking the streets and refuses to return home. She was my idol growing up…we thought she had enough sense to move out of the hood…before the hood took hold of her. SAD
@MS.LADY HAVE I TOLD U LATELY THAT I LOVE U
NAVEL TIGHT 
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
He’ll be stickin it in ya navel talkin bout “Ooooh it’s soo tight”
February 10, 2011 at 1:19 pm
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@YVONNE
“A classic short man line ”
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A “classic” endures because it is also truthful.
**lays Yvonne down on her back to demonstrate**
*raises hand* I like tall Amazon women who can play basketball.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“I’m tall enough for all women when they layin on their back.
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The real question is, “are you long enough when women are laying on their backs?”
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Long as they can spread their legs wide enough.
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Ain’t enough flexibility in the world.
FABULOSALAKER says:
THE ONLY MEN THAT CAN PUT SHIRTLES PICS ARE THERAPIST AND MR.BLU ERRBODY ELSE TOOO SCARED
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Back before I was married i vaguely remember doing more then takin my shirt off…
@KAB
A bish bout to take FMLA i can’t take this chit IM NUMB and SLEEP WALKING
But that was back in my MANwhore days…a nicca done matured…
@ALBOY
“Please take that picture of Fantasia and Ce Lo Lil girl off the internet right now”
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If Cee-Lo wife saw that pic that nigga would have some ‘splainin to do!
I would like to chime in real quick. i am 5’5 and having a big azz isnt all its cracked up to be at times..(small waist so hard to find jeans) When will the youngins learn…
you must be happy with urself first before anyone else..
ALBoy says:
Short chick got a whole Lot of Mouth they like for you to snatch them up sit them on your shoulders
HECK YEAH
*walks back in the room on stilts to feel tall* sup to all my bffs!
@Carrington
WRONG…
Females having a Strong Desire-n-Urge for a BIGGER BOOTY has nothing to do with being Over-Weight but EVERYTHING TO DO with what The Entertainment Industry dictates to LOW SELF-ESTEEM Females about what they PORTRAY as what MALES Want & Desire from Females from a PURE Physical Perspective… JUST LIKE Big BOOBS and LIP Injections (Real…)
A NICE Thick Female isn’t UNDESIRABLE or DISGUSTING (At Least NOT To ME…) But a Female stressing herself to NO END to lose some pounds that’s not even NOTICEABLE TO THE EYE because of some UNREALISTIC PERSPECTIVE from YT Entertainment or Hollyweird is PURE PATHETIC — IMO
Oh and regarding the Height Discussion… I’m 6’3″
Back before I was married i vaguely remember doing more then takin my shirt off…
I remember those precious days of the Pretty Member 
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@Sassy: Those women are sooooooo sad! I couldn’t make it through the first minute. SMH…Let us all have a moment of silence…
Ace I guess I missed that!
Whyvonne you have me beat, I’m only 5’7 and 3 quarters so I’m not considered amazon
*does the chicken wing dance*
@ Queen Whats Up baby how you today?
@MIRS
“Long as they can spread their legs wide enough.
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Ain’t enough flexibility in the world.”
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Yo puzzy ain’t THAT tight.
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Mr Blu
this is my LAST time, brownsugapoet at gmail dot com!
Man is a hater so ignore him
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LOL….i got you
Short chick got a whole Lot of Mouth they like for you to snatch them up sit them on your shoulders
HECK YEAH
I run my mouth sometimes so I can get TAKEN FOR GRANTED 
#5’4″
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@ACE AND THIS IS WHY U ARE NOT ON THAT SHORT AZZ LIST U A MARRIED MAN..
<<WE SURE DO DRING ALOT OF COFFEE DON'T WE?? FOLDGERS HOOK UP??
@choco damn this is a bad weekend to be sick too. you cant boo love and do vday ish while sick like that
Elove
so what you got bout an extra foot on Man n all areas
Luvmybabygirl samarra says:
I would like to chime in real quick. i am 5?5 and having a big azz isnt all its cracked up to be at times..(small waist so hard to find jeans) When will the youngins learn… you must be happy with urself first before anyone else..
UMMMMMMM LUVMY you left off the most important thing that we all luv you here for ….HOW BIG ARE THE TITTTTTS and are you sure your 5″5???
just sad.
Yo puzzy ain’t THAT tight.
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Mine is! REAL #FEELSLIKETHEFIRSTTIME
#team5foot
where is mirs? she bout that height. *teeters off in 9 inch heels*
Damn @Cha Cha this gravatar are killin ya boy….lmfaooooooooooo
….HOW BIG ARE THE TITTTTTS and are you sure your 5?5???
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Scandalous
ELove says:
@Carrington
WRONG…
Females having a Strong Desire-n-Urge for a BIGGER BOOTY has nothing to do with being Over-Weight but EVERYTHING TO DO with what The Entertainment Industry dictates to LOW SELF-ESTEEM Females about what they PORTRAY as what MALES Want & Desire from Females from a PURE Physical Perspective… JUST LIKE Big BOOBS and LIP Injections (Real…)
A NICE Thick Female isn’t UNDESIRABLE or DISGUSTING (At Least NOT To ME…) But a Female stressing herself to NO END to lose some pounds that’s not even NOTICEABLE TO THE EYE because of some UNREALISTIC PERSPECTIVE from YT Entertainment or Hollyweird is PURE PATHETIC — IMO
Oh and regarding the Height Discussion… I’m 6?3?
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Hmmmm, 6’3″ you say????
ELove says:
Oh and regarding the Height Discussion… I’m 6?3?
@ELOVE ***RUNS TO U AND JUMPS ON TOP OF UR FACE AND SLIDES DOWN** YOU SOOO TALL AND SCROONG
6’3 YOU SAY **FAINTS**
cha cha where are u finding these chicks that look like a sack of wet laundry?
whyyyyyyy?!
and who are they takin these sexy pics for and what do the dudes say when they get them?
IF IT AINT TIGHT IT AINT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ ChA CHA
@KAB
NO PLAYING!
I’ve been sick for the past two weeks IM MOS DEF GETTN IT IN
@Corp
Oh no! How sad! I hope she gets it together and returns home one day! I hate to hear stories like that!
@Yvonne
Tell me about it…”sad” is an understatement.
It’s a proven fact that men over 6′ are intellectually inferior to their more “normal height” counterparts. Also, the more height that a man has, the lower their intelligence.
It’s commonly referred to as “The Shaq Effect.”
Choco aka Hippie says:
Yo puzzy ain’t THAT tight.
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Mine is! REAL #FEELSLIKETHEFIRSTTIME
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#teamsnapback gotta love it … i dont believe you though …prove it
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“Long as they can spread their legs wide enough.
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Ain’t enough flexibility in the world.”
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Yo puzzy ain’t THAT tight.
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My puzzy is tight, ya peen just ain’t big.
Mr.BluPhi says:
Damn @Cha Cha this gravatar are killin ya boy….lmfaooooooooooo
im bored blu…blue is my favorite color by the way *bats lashes …..HOLD ME CLOSE TO YOUR BODY
IF IT AINT TIGHT IT AINT RIGHT
Y this morning I was screaming OUCH!
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@kingstonn
I didn’t know you spoke Spanish. I don’t know any Mexicans but Isn’t Mayate a word that mostly Mexicans use to put down blacks? Why do you feel that Negro is an offensive term? My black cuban and colombian friends describe themselves as negro when the speak spanish. Nothing wrong with negro negrtito mulatto and so on.
CANDI
she’s gettin them pics from 2tonsoffunallrolledin1.com
man does that make u slow also, since u are not normal height?
blue is my favorite color by the way *bats lashes …..HOLD ME CLOSE TO YOUR BODY
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That damn Man!!!
candibfly says:
#team5foot
where is mirs? she bout that height. *teeters off in 9 inch heels*
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My five foot azz is here
#TeamUnder5’5″
#TeamUnder5’4″
#Team5’3″IfIMakeMyPonytailHighEnough
#Team5’2″AndHappyBoo
Well I am 5’11 so I guess I would be considered an AMAZON!!! I need you to be at least 6′!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
It’s a proven fact that men over 6? are intellectually inferior to their more “normal height” counterparts. Also, the more height that a man has, the lower their intelligence.
It’s commonly referred to as “The Shaq Effect.”
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our man parts are also longer so i will give a couple iq points for a few extra inches….im sure the ladies will as well
273 Choco aka Hippie says:
@KAB
I’ve been sick for the past two weeks IM MOS DEF GETTN IT IN NO PLAYING!
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Are you saying you were too sick to
????
@Man you sound like you have short man’s syndrome!!!!
#teamsnapback gotta love it … i dont believe you though …prove it
My proof I’ve had two C-SECTIONS and I only have two KIDS I don’t know wtf that chit feels like and I don’t wanna!
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@MIRS
“Yo puzzy ain’t THAT tight.
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My puzzy is tight, ya peen just ain’t big.”
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I challenge you to a “Genital Competition!”
Let’s see if I can get a “snug fit” on you and if not who’s chit is shaped bad!
#Team5?3?IfIMakeMyPonytailHighEnough
@ Negrito SHUT UP!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
It’s a proven fact that men over 6? are intellectually inferior to their more “normal height” counterparts. Also, the more height that a man has, the lower their intelligence.
It’s commonly referred to as “The Shaq Effect.”
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Are you saying you were too sick to
BISH YOU KNOW BETTA 
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Are you CRAZY
I would rather have “The Shaq Effect” rather than “The Napoleon Effect”!!!
#Team5’11 or taller
@choco lol if you been off the sheets while you were sick i hope you dont hurt em this weekend lol
@ MAN
your intellect wont take the place of a small peen!
Your intellect will not make me climb the walls nor scream your name over and over or tell you to knock the linin out or cuss you smooth out because you’re blowin my back out
mirsmommy says:
candibfly says:
#team5foot
where is mirs? she bout that height. *teeters off in 9 inch heels*
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My five foot azz is here
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think up a slogan for us so i can print us off some baby tees
Bosstown says:
Well I am 5?11 so I guess I would be considered an AMAZON!!! I need you to be at least 6?!!
February 10, 2011 at 1:30 pm
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Finally another female that’s my height!
So sad! All because society painted this messed up image of what we as black women are supposed to look like, and there are actually some women/GIRLS who are lacking self respect enough to fall for this mess.
ChaCha says:
UMMMMMMM LUVMY you left off the most important thing that we all luv you here for ….HOW BIG ARE THE TITTTTTS and are you sure your 5?5???
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Yes i am positive im 5″5 and 38 DDs . Chacha I love you to pieces..
U sure make a girl and her boobies feel real special ’round here
287 Bosstown says:
Well I am 5?11 so I guess I would be considered an AMAZON!!! I need you to be at least 6?!!
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Dayum…I didn’t tell you…I like to be the tallest woman in the room
I’m only 5’9 *sprinkles you with shrinking water* to make you shorter 
@AZZWIPE EXPENSIVE AND ELEGANT PERFUMES COME IN A SMALL BOTTLE STANKY CHEAP COME IN A FAMILY SIZE BOTTLE SO YEAH GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES
Im bout to walk down to the nurse’s office and see what my height is. BRB
#ACEClub as well so fluck it
I’m a movement by myself LOL!
@Yvonne yes maam 5’11 and proud. Will still bust out the 4 inch stilettos on they azz!!!!
@ Negrito
I speak very little Spanish but I do understand all of it. i’m the furthest thing from Mexican (hence my screenname) & I really don’t know anything about that word mayate….. but if someone calls you a pinche negro/negra those are fighting words. Tis all.
:/
me too phrozen
@Choco…Ok whew! I knew that ch.it sounded wrong
@Corp we can both be the AMAZON”S and don’t forget Yvonne she is in the tall club too!!
@KAB
plus he’s different he’s the agressor now 
Nahhh I ain’t been off the sheets that chit make me forget about my
@Lakes who the fuk is azzwipe
Any puzzy will seem loose if you’re used to running up into barely legal boy booty.
Yes LADIES… 5′ 10″ and UP is considered AMAZON (Real…) And THOSE that are also Flexible and CAN TAKE The D (Like A Champ…) are PRIZE POSSESSIONS !!!
And don’t let them have Sweet-Tasting COOCHIE Too … They’ll get put on LOCK-DOWN and a MFer won’t even ALLOW THEM to leave the house W/O Their Presence
proud to be 6’5 all you amazons and @choco WHAT UP !!!!!! lol short guys mad cause they cant reach the snacks on top of the fridge
@Bosstown: Same here! The only “flats” I have are Nikes……
Any puzzy will seem loose if you’re used to running up into barely legal boy booty.
HELP ME BREATHE AGAIN 
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For real YSO so soon and sudden
*puts on my stilts so i can attend the amazon club meeting*
Oh My.. @ Elove.
*wishes i was taller*
ELove says:
Yes LADIES… 5? 10? and UP is considered AMAZON (Real…) And THOSE that are also Flexible and CAN TAKE The D (Like A Champ…) are PRIZE POSSESSIONS !!!
And don’t let them have Sweet-Tasting COOCHIE Too … They’ll get put on LOCK-DOWN and a MFer won’t even ALLOW THEM to leave the house W/O Their Presence
February 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm
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***Stands at attention*** Hey Elove! I heard you call my name…..
@KAB
YOU 
BACK OFF IM VULNERABLE I WILL BE
@Candi
@Yso
#ThisLittleLightletitSHINE!
And Y’all GOTS ME cracking up with the TeamTightPuzzy
AMAZON
Well maybe NOT but a SHERO I AM 
#TEAM5INCHHEELS
lol short guys mad cause they cant reach the snacks on top of the fridge
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soooo… Alboy 6’1 huh, nice
YSoSerious says:
Any puzzy will seem loose if you’re used to running up into barely legal boy booty.
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Thanks for making me choke.
@CHOCO MANUEL I WAS TRYING TO GIVE HIM A COMPLIMENT BUT THEN REMEMBER 5’5 IS NORMAL FOR WOMAN
Thats a shame! When I hear about women getting surgery it must be something in their own minds telling them to do that because everyone knows there are just as many men who like women with small butts as there are who like them large and the same goes for breasts. Plus why would you only want someone who cares about something so superficial. Heck, I have large one and it hasn’t done anything magical for me.
@KABE
“It’s a proven fact that men over 6? are intellectually inferior to their more “normal height” counterparts. Also, the more height that a man has, the lower their intelligence.
It’s commonly referred to as “The Shaq Effect.”
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our man parts are also longer so i will give a couple iq points for a few extra inches….im sure the ladies will as well”
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See! Willingly “giving up iq points” sounds like something Shaq would say!
@yvonne
Whaddup My Amazon-Goddess !!!
@choco im still waiting lol
ELove says:
Yes LADIES… 5? 10? and UP is considered AMAZON (Real…) And THOSE that are also Flexible and CAN TAKE The D (Like A Champ…) are PRIZE POSSESSIONS !!!
And don’t let them have Sweet-Tasting COOCHIE Too … They’ll get put on LOCK-DOWN and a MFer won’t even ALLOW THEM to leave the house W/O Their Presence
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This explains the “prisoner of love/sex slave” I’ve been to my hubby for the past 15 years. *light bulb moment*
I don’t discriminate against short women….. I have just learned to appreciate my height so all you 5′ put on your stilts join Candi and come on to the Amazon Club.
@YSO….is that the new 2011 “side-eye” in your gravi.
And since Sandy ain’t giving us much to work with, look at what I found on another site by way of YouTube (but still keeping with the subject)….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IDv5NG48xE
NSFW
Have yall seen this? SMH
@ Cfree
Ok whew! I knew that ch.it sounded wrong
#TEAMCOUGAR 
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StillASassyOne says:
#TeamUnder5?5?
#TeamUnder5?4?
#Team5?3?IfIMakeMyPonytailHighEnough
#Team5?2?AndHappyBoo
TOLD YOU THE SHORT ONES TALK THE MOST SHYT…SASSY YOU SHORT SHYT
hence your name
@Kabeyou I tried to shut off the shower over the glass door from outside the shower last night….
I need to get a step stool for that shyt….
KABYEYOU says:
proud to be 6?5 all you amazons and @choco WHAT UP !!!!!! lol short guys mad cause they cant reach the snacks on top of the fridge
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#TEAMFATMONKEYTIGHTMONKEYCOOKINGAFTERIGETMYBACKBEATINSEXYBISH
This explains the “prisoner of love/sex slave” I’ve been to my hubby for the past 15 years. *light bulb moment
LIGHTBULB is right 
Im a sucka too don’t worry 
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shout out to my other 6 footers *ahem* Leo Luv
Sandy can you “give us free” with another post please.
KABYEYOU says:
proud to be 6?5 all you amazons and @choco WHAT UP !!!!!! lol short guys mad cause they cant reach the snacks on top of the fridge
MAD AND SHYT BECAUSE THEY CANT MAKE YOUR HEAD HIT THE CEILING WHEN THEY HOLD YOU UP
Even my house slippers have at least a 1 inch heel…so I’m claiming 5’10
@LAKER
“EXPENSIVE AND ELEGANT PERFUMES COME IN A SMALL BOTTLE STANKY CHEAP COME IN A FAMILY SIZE BOTTLE SO YEAH GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES ”
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I can still type from Da Kona, you know.
(takes my jar of Now&Laters with me)
NO COBS. HMPH.
so does it stretch after you have kids, if so glad I dont have any
#TEAMFATMONKEYTIGHTMONKEYCOOKINGAFTERIGETMYBACKBEATINSEXYBISH
I should slap you I almost spit my drink out my mouth 
I think my eyes are swollen from laughing so much!
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@ Lakes I almost bought a ticket to the D after #345
@man mad cause he has to walk on his tippy toes to find his friends in the club
@YSO
“Any puzzy will seem loose if you’re used to running up into barely legal boy booty.”
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This must be your standard response when your customers complain or refuse to pay you.
AND to the Non-Amazon LADIES…
Shorter Females (5′ to 5′ 5″) are JUST AS Desirable because FLEXIBILITY is RARELY An Issue and the Throwing Around & Spinning Around FACTOR gets VERY HIGH MARKS… And when you count in the COOCHIE CONTENT Factor then Y’all are what we consider A FINE DUMPLING of A WOMAN (Real…)
@Wonder
I’ve heard it does but I don’t know I had to have a C SECTION with my daughter due to complications and with my son they did one cuz my water broke 24 hour prior to his birth
Therapist,
I know I’m late at responding, but I didn’t even know what that meant until like two years ago, I messeed around and work and said something about sitting “indian style”, and I thought those jokers were going to fire me on the spot! LOL…thought they were going to send me to HR…they were like no, the correct term is “criss-cross applesauce” then my twins confirmed it for me…LOL.. whatever
I’m a 70′s baby..that shyt really is still “indian style”…LOL
@Pryn
<—That's Spaggy. And he does have a meeeeeean side-eye, don't he?
FLEXIBILITY is RARELY An Issue
#CORTORTIONIST
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AND to the Non-Amazon LADIES…
Shorter Females (5? to 5? 5?) are JUST AS Desirable because FLEXIBILITY is RARELY An Issue and the Throwing Around & Spinning Around FACTOR gets VERY HIGH MARKS… And when you count in the COOCHIE CONTENT Factor then Y’all are what we consider A FINE DUMPLING of A WOMAN (Real…)
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*flips hair* he talkin bout me
i just made the cut
@CHOCO WHY DID THE BOO CALL ME “HEY MY FATMONKEY BEND OVER SO I CAN SEE IT FROM BEHIND TOO”
HE WAS DRUNK AS FUK TOO AT MY MAMA HOUSE 
@AL
Mr. BluPhi,
Do you have students who actually say, “I love you,” to you? I have it all the time…boys and girls…black and white. I am in a high school also. It speaks volumes that they say this to me and want to hear it back…obviously not hearing it at home. I never fail to respond, “I love you too, Kenny.” I have two kids of my own. I’ll be damned if they must profess their love for teachers to feel good about themselves.
Phrozen1der says:
@Kabeyou I tried to shut off the shower over the glass door from outside the shower last night…. I need to get a step stool for that shyt….
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@ Al……………. Getcho boy! He in here Chicken wing dancing and shyt.
I’m a 70’s baby
ME TOO #GOTTALOVEIT
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@Choco
re: doing it while sick…when I had my cold I couldn’t breathe thru my nose…but yet had something extra in my mouth…it went like this…*suck-pause-beathe-swallow-spit*
@KABE
“mad cause he has to walk on his tippy toes to find his friends in the club”
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¿¿¿
???
I know Shaq ain’t just…
You the only one that needs to have supervision when you go out. Nigga 35 still wearing a name tag and chit. Got one of them tags round yo neck that list your phone number and address and chit.
How you on a computer anyway? You know that ditch ain’t goin dig itself. Betta hurry up and run back with that shovel to finish yo job.
um laker
@CQ (Comment #338) and MY Peach (Comment #346)
@prynsexx: That heffa took “deep throating” to a whole notha level!!!!
Yso says:
@Pryn
<—That's Spaggy. And he does have a meeeeeean side-eye, don't he?
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THE MEANEST! LOL
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
so does it stretch after you have kids, if so glad I dont have any
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My puzzy is tighter than ever cuz the doc gave me that extra stitch lol.I delivered my daughter w/o drugs 9lbs 6oz..got that snap back
#YESIMAMILF
CHOCO WHY DID THE BOO CALL ME “HEY MY FATMONKEY BEND OVER SO I CAN SEE IT FROM BEHIND TOO” HE WAS DRUNK AS FUK TOO AT MY MAMA HOUSE
OMG 
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@Mirs I said eff this crap!
@man bought a pair of shape ups, so dmv would put 5’5 on his i.d
again I say
but yet had something extra in my mouth…it went like this…*suck-pause-beathe-swallow-spit*
Okay well mine went like this suck-pause-open mouth breathe-swallow and sit 
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@Brown/Choco: Te answer to your question is no. A vaginal birth does NOT constitute an out of shape cooch….
Awww…Look at that…I think Manuela has found herself a new Valentine…
Too bad KAYBE is already in such high demand around here.
@SHAQ
“bought a pair of shape ups, so dmv would put 5?5 on his i.d”
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They ask you for “I.D.” and you just point to your handwritten name tag.
My Canal was too tight to squeeze a baby thru, so im team C Section, thang still sittn proper
@MS.LADY TMI I KNOW I SAWY I STOP
@CHOCO U SHOULD SEEN MY MOMS FACE
@chacha
Damn right!!
And with my “daily heels”- I’m 5’7″ and 1/2! So can I join the “amazon” club now, too?!
Matter of fact- fukk ya’ll club! Short girls are in! Especially for tall men! We can do magic! What other chicks ya’ll know can suck a peen standing up? Cant do that if ya’ll over 5’3 and he’s less than 6’0!
Now! Take off my shoes and its like doing an “incredible shrinking act.” Men love that!!
*stomps off*
prynsexxx says:
@YSO….is that the new 2011 “side-eye” in your gravi.
And since Sandy ain’t giving us much to work with, look at what I found on another site by way of YouTube (but still keeping with the subject)….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IDv5NG48xE
NSFW
Have yall seen this? SMH
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*adds KAB to list of who can get azz shots*
lol @ man making my name @shaq lol
@LUV
“My puzzy is tighter than ever cuz the doc gave me that extra stitch lol.”
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Nigga please.
That damn Sassy!!
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
*adds KAB to list of who can get azz shots*
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thank ya kindly…..someone else had me hype then played me to the left *coughs* choco
<— At least I don't have to wear those ugly ass clothes from the Big and Tall Store… With permanent creases in my jeans and shyt..
<—Dr. Pepper *cracks knuckles*
@Yvonne
Thanks I didn’t think it did cuz sometimes I feel like my man is a baby inside 
But I DIGRESS literally 
@Lakes
YO MOMZ KNOWS YOUZ A FREAK
LEAVE ME ALONE MAN
@yvonne: DIDN’T SHE?!?! I hope she’s okay. I’m mad they gave her about $3 for her troubles. LOL
Matter of fact- fukk ya’ll club! Short girls are in! Especially for tall men! We can do magic! What other chicks ya’ll know can suck a peen standing up? Cant do that if ya’ll over 5?3 and he’s less than 6?0!
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this! u darn right. my boo is 6’4 and i’m 5’0. i can’t tell y’all the rest *adjusts halo*
Ahhhhh LQQK at MY Boo making me feel ALL Warm-n-Tingly INSIDE
Mufuggin waist size 36 waist and 88 length #GTFOHWTBS
SASO me and you are >>>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<
#shortgirlsrock
@man hasnt touched a basketball rim since his mama took his “my first basketball fisher price” set from him
Don’t pay any attention to that azzhole.
StillASassyOne says:
@chacha
Damn right!!
And with my “daily heels”- I’m 5?7? and 1/2! So can I join the “amazon” club now, too?!
Matter of fact- fukk ya’ll club! Short girls are in! Especially for tall men! We can do magic! What other chicks ya’ll know can suck a peen standing up? Cant do that if ya’ll over 5?3 and he’s less than 6?0!
Now! Take off my shoes and its like doing an “incredible shrinking act.” Men love that!!
*stomps off*
What other chicks ya’ll know can suck a peen standing up?
5’4
@CANDI
“my boo is 6?4 and i’m 5?0.”
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¿¿¿ DA HAIL ???
YESSSSSSS my cousin PHRO cracked his knuckles
awwwwwww chit
o so now phrozen wanna have jokes *grabs mic* am i the only male over 6′ in this place? hello can you hear me ?
@Phrozen (Comment #397)
YOUS Crazy Bruh but THOSE CLOTHES are Butt-AZZ UGLY Though (Real…)
@Kabeyou You aint shyt bruh
!!!!
@MissH & Candi
Shhhhiddddddd….you know some of them on here don’t even know nothing about that “standing up” trick….little do they know.
i meant ur 6’4 in my mind
@KAB
YOU ALREADY KNOW!
Im not playing you at ALL you wanna
@Elove
@MissHarlem
I stand by my story that a man who is 6’5 who is smanging a women who is 5’0 is going to hell!!! Ole statutory rapin ass ninja!!
@KABYE
Naw Dawg… Let @Phrozen get his in… I THINK his Dr. Pepper is spiked with vodka or something (He’ll be Alright eventually…)
whoa whoa whoa @choco
i havent initiated with anyone but you.. i got to atleast be kind to everyone else…dont do me lol *sings* you know you the one the only……
SASO
*faints* @standing up. shyyyt and my going to the gym is only going to make it easier *fans myself in the innocent corner*
PHRO I LOVE YOUR GUTS!!!!!!!!
@Kanyeyou @ELove My co-workers snitching again?! *locks desk*
ELove says:
@KABYE
Naw Dawg… Let @Phrozen get his in… I THINK his Dr. Pepper is spiked with vodka or something (He’ll be Alright eventually…)
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aight he get a pass
SASO girl they just dont know the things we can do. Hmmm I wonder why us short girls are so desired
@SHAQ
“hasnt touched a basketball rim since his mama took his “my first basketball fisher price” set from him”
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You still ain’t finished that Dr. Seus book nigga. Talkin bout you “need a book mark to save your page.”
Ok then *marks KAB off the list since he’s spoken for*
I stand by my story that a man who is 6?5 who is smanging a women who is 5?0 is going to hell!!! Ole statutory rapin ass ninja!!
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and it feels so good
@Brown #Thuglife!
yvonne79 says:
@Brown/Choco: Te answer to your question is no. A vaginal birth does NOT constitute an out of shape cooch….
@Kabyeyou
@Candi #Ratchet! LMFAO!
@KAB
WHOA for what aint’ you the one with the horsey 
I have to be the only ONE
EBABY bring yourself over to me please and thanks
@CANDI
”
“i meant ur 6?4 in my mind
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I was about to say. Don’t mess up and miss out on this 3.5inches.
@Phro
Hey wait a min…..I had an ex that was 6’7″ and I’m 5’2″.
I LOVED that sh*t! Only cause that muhfugga was almost 6 feet and his peen was almost 4!
DAMN!
*smacks desk*
If THAT was Statutory Rape…hell, I don’t EVER want it o be consensual!!!!!
@MAN man mad cause the dealership wouldnt install that step on the smart car so he wouldnt have to hop in
Ok then *marks KAB off the list since he’s spoken for*
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Thanks
Thank you you YSO and spag lol
@ChaCha That’s why they call it the #SnapBack
*almost 7 feet
Kab you stupid
@ Mz D I saw him
*adjust my besties HALO for comment 429*
KABYEYOU says:
whoa whoa whoa @choco
i havent initiated with anyone but you.. i got to atleast be kind to everyone else…dont do me lol *sings* you know you the one the only……
SO THATS IT KAB…NO MORE MAKING IT RAIN….CHOCO……. *We need to take this offline…. A BISH GOTTA EAT
@Saso And that’s why yo ass was on PAIN KILLERS!!!!!!!!
#SatdownSomewhere!!!!!!!!!
*throws up gang signs to Phro*
FO LYFE!
BUBBLIN BROWNSUGA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Ok then *marks KAB off the list since he’s spoken for*
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@choco you see this you running them off …. you better have that ” stay at home” lovin lol
@KABY
I CAN’T BREATH I NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH…..!!!!!!!! 
Phrozen1der says:
@ChaCha That’s why they call it the #SnapBack
*SNAPS COOCHAY BACK 33 TIMES ………. AND YOU KNOW THIS!
I GOTS TO GO… Y’all got a MFer
TOO MUCH (Right Now…) I CAN’T function properly LIKE THIS (Not Now…) 
Sucking peen standing up? We’ll let you guys have that one. What other tricks can women under 5’5 do? I told y’all I’m going to the cabins. I can’t let this trip go to waste…..
*grabs pen and papter*
@ Phrozen you stupid
36 88 
@chacha nah me and my lady throw money together hands @choco some cash
harlem u always got my back
*sits in the innocent corner reading from the book of viagra*
@Choco
Greedy bish.
I’m convinced you and Manuela are working together to make sure he is the last available “man” on SR.
I. SEE. YOU.
<——Little (5'4", so I can spin on the "D" like a top.
choco you see this you running them off …. you better have that ” stay at home” lovin lol
*sings* COME AROUND MY WAY
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I got that and more
@CHA
What boo??? we aint’ taking chit offline you know me well enough “whispers” try not to talk to KAB too much
@Brown @CFree @Choco
@ALBoy
SO the nurse height ruler is clearly off because it said i was 5’4. Now I know I aint no tall azz n**ga…but I aint no damn 5’4. I aint excepting that. Im sticking with 5’6.
Hi Loves…just getting back from lunch..Ok why is that advertisement for the booty lifting jeans on this story?? We as women need to appreciate our natural God-given beauty & not a stereotypical image that dies when we do…Confidence, security, and inner self-esteem are the keys to being comfortable in your own skin…A question I wana pose is that, “What if she would have gotten the shots, but they didn’t get her anywhere in her ‘career’…would she have taken more drastic measures to obtain her goal?”
YSoSerious says:
@Choco
Greedy bish.
I’m convinced you and Manuela are working together to make sure he is the last available “man” on SR.
I. SEE. YOU.
February 10, 2011 at 2:10 pm
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With that phukked up gravie? Can you really see someone?
No Problem Choco! I aint tryna move in on nothin that’s already spoken for
@BLU
“SO the nurse height ruler is clearly off because it said i was 5?4. Now I know I aint no tall azz n**ga…but I aint no damn 5?4. I aint excepting that. Im sticking with 5?6.”
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You midget.
i have been on here too long today foolin.. you all have a great day im flying out tonight so i will not see ya until monday.. enjoy your vday weekend people… choco find my email asap giiiiiiiirl
@Candi
@YSO
Im not GREEDY Im an Opportunist!
Now while I love MAN and his dry sense of humor Im not in cahoots with him
MzDimplez1123 says:
That's all you got? Tall women can do that too…
<——Little (5'4", so I can spin on the "D" like a top.
February 10, 2011 at 2:10 pm
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#teachmesomethingnew
All for the bright lights and a little fame came up for naught. I pray for her family and the surgeon that is going to do some time for this!!!
@ Al…………… What’s wrong?
*Slides in all late* Hey Everyone
How yall be?
@MZ.LAD
“We as women need to appreciate our natural God-given beauty …”
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God has a wicked sense of humor sometimes…
…don’t he?
@MrBluPhi #Liestoldonttwitter
@Kabyeyou Be safe lil ninja!!!! hahaah!
@ yvonne69- How can I contact you? I have a business (that I can’t promote on SR) that will help answer your ?s….
That’s all you got? Tall women can do that too…
#teachmesomethingnew
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@Alex
Waddup sis?!
@ Sassy
Speaking of statutory rape…the pregnant girl with hearing aid told the counselors :
“Mr.B is so fine. He always smile at me. He be smelling so good. And yesterday he took off his coat and i saw some tats. He could be my baby daddy”
Now the counselors found it funny, but Im not laughing. I made them write the statement down and file it. Im not goin to jail behind one of these fast azz girls…..smh.
@SHAQ
” have been on here too long today foolin.. you all have a great day im flying out tonight so i will not see ya until monday.. ”
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Take THIS with you!
**throws shovel**
@ Yvonne yeah, but, I dont have to worry about long as legs knocking into anything or kicking niccas in the face and shyt.
@mr.blu **holds u in between my chichis**
TELL THAT NURSE TO CHECK AGAIN!!! 
So um Whyvonne, do you put the legs behind the head
@Yvonne
We aint tellin ya’ll tall broads our tricks so ya’ll can try to imitate them! Let the “petite” chicks have some tricks to ourselves!! Ya’ll arent equipped to do what we can do anyway….. amazon jungle bishes…
@Phro
LMAO! I would NEVER have let that tall negro try anal with me! I had a little more sense than that!
@Yvonne
I dare you to look me in the eye and say that…No…Not THAT eye…THIS one…Hold on…DAMMIT!
Well, you know what I mean.
Wait…..what was wrong with her butt it was nice from what I see not too big but not too little and it had shape
MzLadiKim says:
@ yvonne69- How can I contact you? I have a business (that I can’t promote on SR) that will help answer your ?s….
February 10, 2011 at 2:14 pm
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Say word!? *raises eyebrow* Changing the numbers at the end of my name has me intrigued. My yahoo address has my government name in it, trying to stay anonymous. What’s your email address?
It also helps i can balance on my hands and twirl like a gymnast.
@choco [email protected]
@Man might have a point though about height and IQ, sad to say…
My ex was 6’7 and hung like a prize-winning STALLION, but LAWD, that was one dumb muhfugga!!
And he had that “Magic Johnson” kind of “dumb” too…where he was educated and would try to use big words and sh*t but everything over 5 letters, he would mess up the pronounciation and the context in which to use it… SMH.
Used to have to tell him: “just shut up and make your dyck swell, please. Thank you….”
What a waste…
CHOCO BISH you got ALEX , KABE, TINK TINK, and AL BOY…. I know a bish is greedy but SHARING IS CARING …..IT AINT NO FUN IF THE HOMIES CANT HAVE NONE
@ysoserious: I tell you! I honestly don’t know which way buddy is looking. And I feel bad for being tickled about it…
Whyvonne include me in that email please and thank you!
@Yvonnne In here bullying people and knocking over cubicles and lunch trays and shyt!!!
“Phee-Phi-Pho-Phum I smell the blood of a short wuh-mun”
@ Mz D huh um nothing looking around for Khaki Karls daddy
Im Just saying Dont do that some people might get out of line in the types of things that they might offer say to you 
@choco it wouldnt let me send my email so here krclaiborne @ gmail . com lol
CANDI *sings* thats what friends are forrrrrrrrrrr
@ Bruh- I agree with you…however some women feel they need more to catch the attention of others…<<<
this is coming from somebody who has a measurement of 47'…
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Yvonne yeah, but, I dont have to worry about long as legs knocking into anything or kicking niccas in the face and shyt.
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@SASSY: All the blood went to his peen that’s why he was dumb! He wasn’t getting oxygen to his brain and what not..
@ChaCha
And yes, sharing is caring.
You want some of me???
R we moving to the MJ post?
amazon jungle bishes
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*updating SASO’s friendship contract* we are now petite twins
*starts making some tshirts and squeals like 8374378 Tinys*
@Saso
Too damn funny!
SHORT WOMAN CAN BE PUT ON THE SHOLDERS SPINED AROUND WIHTOUTH KNOKING **** DOWN WHILE THEY MAN
AND WE ARE CLOSER TO THE ZIPPER….ALSO HOW CAN U DO 69 WITH A TALL AZZ BISH U SUKING HIS PEEN HE SUKING ON UR NAVEL AND SH!T!!
Alex!!!!! Hey Love
ChaCha says:
CHOCO BISH you got ALEX , KABE, TINK TINK, and AL BOY…. I know a bish is greedy but SHARING IS CARING …..IT AINT NO FUN IF THE HOMIES CANT HAVE NONE
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o really? interesting………..
@Blu
That ho is fast….but it’s smart you made them file it. Next thing you know, that baby gon get here and she gon SWEAR up and down it’s yours. LOL! (That wouldn’t be funny for real, though…
)
Damn you to hell Dimpz!!! You too Sassy for laughing…
@Kab
Check your email boo and I don’t know how you wrote your email with the link I thought you couldn’t do that here…
@CHA
you have TINK – Al and I are just friends, KAB and I are getting to know one another oh and ALEX is MINE but I might share but I don’t think I will but she was flirting with LAKES – so I will share ALEX with you 
ALEX…nope! I DID but then you professed your love for CHOCO and I kept it moving….CHOCO gets them all *sexxy bish!
@man mad cause his booster seat dont come in gucci
ok im done for real you all be great
A few years ago when I was dumb & simple minded I would have wanted to get some a** shots but I was afraid that this type of thing would happen to me so I never went through it. I learned to embrace all of me as is and I luv me and I wouldn’t change a damn thing. I feel sad for her because her soul is no longer here but this should be a lesson to all chicks who want to be like celebs and get a** shots, do you because it makes you feel good not do you because you idol someone else’s lifestyle and fame.
Twit and follow me at NaturalbeautyEP
KAB if you get an azz shot with my username it’s really not me! My acct will prolly be hacked
ChaCha says:
CHOCO BISH you got ALEX , KABE, TINK TINK, and
AL BOYFree Agent<—–…. I know a bish is greedy but SHARING IS CARING …..IT AINT NO FUN IF THE HOMIES CANT HAVE NONE__________________________
Damn you too Phrozen!!
I can’t breathe…y’all are crazy!!!!
@SASSY
” Man might have a point though …”
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As usual.
@KAB
NOOOOOO please read my response PLEASE oh and babes check your email I swear to you Im E SINGLE
this is coming from somebody who has a measurement of 47′…
WORD????
@Cha
SEE BISH tryn to fuk my game up 
KABBBBB
@Yvonne
Girl..he was just soooo dumb. And you know to be hung like that, you’ve got to be REALLY effin stupid for a chick to say: “I’d actually rather have a dude with a brain than this one who can touch my right lung with his penis…..from my cooch.” SMH…..
@Candi
Yay!! “Petite Twins!!”
*makes “Sexiest Petite Friends” diamond bracelet and gives you one*
PHROOOOOO bwahahahahahh
@ Yvonne………………I still Love you though!
@ Al……….My bad! I don’t think my loving Glow worm will be here for a while though, they actually expect him to work these days.
<——really Crystal Light
@KABE
“mad cause his booster seat dont come in gucci ”
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I ain’t goin lie, you got that one on me. Somehow, you can get your short bus seat custom Gucci but I can’t get my booster seat custom like that.
Chit ain’t fair.
@Yvonne
@ChaCha
But you were telling me that Choco was yours. Glad to know you know when you’re wrong.
@Choco
I only have eyes for you 
Laker gets none of this here!!
*climbs up bruhman and sits atop his shoulders* fugg u been yo?!
FABULOSALAKER says:
SHORT WOMAN CAN BE PUT ON THE SHOLDERS SPINED AROUND WIHTOUTH KNOKING **** DOWN WHILE THEY MAN AND WE ARE CLOSER TO THE ZIPPER….ALSO HOW CAN U DO 69 WITH A TALL AZZ BISH U SUKING HIS PEEN HE SUKING ON UR NAVEL AND SH!T!!
MAFIOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BISH
@Missharlem
Hey Harlem
@ Sass……….That IS pretty flucked up!
#BeenThere
Alex says:
@ChaCha
But you were telling me that Choco was yours. Glad to know you know when you’re wrong.
Who the fukk got a 47″ azz?!
What the hell?! How do you find pants that fit without the gap in the back or a too-tight belt?! Do you try to lose weight down there?
@StillASassyOne says:
@Yvonne
Girl..he was just soooo dumb. And you know to be hung like that, you’ve got to be REALLY effin stupid for a chick to say: “I’d actually rather have a dude with a brain than this one who can touch my right lung with his penis…..from my cooch.” SMH…..
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There is so much hatred in my heart for you right now #iCANT
@CHACHA DON’T SHE FUKN SEXY HOT PUZAZAY 24/7 SNAPPER READY JUMP ON THAT D!CK COUGAR
PLEASE MOVE TO THE NEW POST, THIS ONE IS BROKEN
What other chicks ya’ll know can suck a peen standing up
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We might not be able to do and I definitely don’t knock things over with my long legs. So who can put the legs behind the head???
Damn I cant type for shyt….MAFIOSA hold me!
314 Bosstown says:
@Corp we can both be the AMAZON”S and don’t forget Yvonne she is in the tall club too!!
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#teamamazonclub (even though Yvonne ain’t spoke to me in a month of Sundays)
I just scrolled up and saw this comment and @Alboy spoke to me
Man! We need a new post. I’m missing ish….@Lakes: You must haven’t seen a tall woman in action. Performing 69 is never an issue. Everything is right where it needs to be…
@CHA
but thanks on sexy bish 
I don’t get them ALL I JUST GO FOR IT
ChaCha says:
Alex says:
@ChaCha
But you were telling me that Choco was yours. Glad to know you know when you’re wrong.
NEVA EVA EVA SAID THATw… I told you CHOCO and we were tight like two twisted fingers…THATS MY RIDE OR DIE, MY COHORT…MY ACE..WE LIKE THELMA AND LOUISE !
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Ok, gotcha. I’ll take that back.
MZ D Im just looking out for you
quit playing though 
Hey Corporate!!!Blame my mind and not my heart. I am trying my damnest to keep up with all these comments….*booty pinch*
CHACHA DON’T SHE FUKN SEXY HOT PUZAZAY 24/7 SNAPPER READY JUMP ON THAT D!CK COUGAR
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We moving or not YALL guess so huh!
@Bosstown
#TeamLegsCanGoBehindTheHead
#TeamCanBustAFullSplitOnTheD
I could teach ya, but I’d have to charge…..
@ALEX WOWZER KINDA MEAN BUT OKIE I CAN HANDLE DON’T NEED NO LOVE GOT ENOUGH….
*climbs up bruhman and sits atop his shoulders* fugg u been yo?!
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Bruhman Voice, “Nuhtin Just Chillin went to make me a Sammich and some Jello.”
I hate when we change post the convo changes every time but lets gone go if we going
I told you CHOCO and we were tight like two twisted fingers…THATS MY RIDE OR DIE, MY COHORT…MY ACE..WE LIKE THELMA AND LOUISE !
She my ACE BOO KOON!
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Tis TRUE
@Choco…Is it your motto “spitting is for quitters”? I will consider checking into a *spitters rehab*
If I missed anyone else
I gotta to go 
@ Sassy Oh no lessons necessary girl I got that on lock since I figured out it drives the men crazy….excuse the men that are holding something. Mr. Extense would get lost poor thing!!!
#TeamLegsCanGoBehindTheHead
@BLU, its ok to be FUN SIZED
so y’all just gon wait 9483 minutes for this post to load and complainng we need a new one when there is a new one up?
@Al
Im with you the whole vibe changes!
what post are we moving to???
@Laker
I wasn’t being mean. I thought u kicked me to the curb.
@ Candi Nah BABY come on lets go
Oh yeah R.I.P—to the girl this post is about. I have that exact pair of True Religions she has on. I wouldn’t have risked my life for my azz to look good in them though. #thatisall
@CORP
if you love him DRINK HIM 
Im a mortal VAMP I want it anyway I can get it and if that means drinking or swallowing SO BE IT 
@ Choco they already over there all On Topic and what not
@AL thanks boo Im coming
*grabs choco by the breasts and leads her to the chris brown post*
Dying for booty…sad
Wow talk about back handed compliments… this site can’t be run by a black woman -:no:way i’m not buying it.
eastpointvet says:
u shouldn’t want anything u gotta get done in a hotel room
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So true.
StillASassyOne says:
My heart goes out for this girl’s FAMILY, but as for her……she thought the size of her azz would change her life, and well….she got what she asked for.
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There are a lot of black women who think the size of their butt cheeks is the ticket to riches and fame. But later on in life, when they are left broke and lonely, with jacked up shapes, they will know the truth.
StillASassyOne says:
And I’m sorry….but what kind of low self-esteem, low-intelligence, no-love-from-anybody-around-you mentality must you have where you would WANT to aspire to be known for your azz?!
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This is so sad. What makes them think big azz will get them fame and a man? I have a big butt that i dislike but hey what can i do about it. God made me this way.