Yesterday, the Internet was ablaze with news about a sex tape that was being shopped around Atlanta featuring R&B king Usher, 32, and his comely ex-wife, Tameka Foster, 40. The sex tape may have come from the hard drive of one of two Macbook Pro laptop computers that were among a $1 million cache of items stolen from Usher's SUV which was broken into outside a Verizon store near Lenox Square Mall in 2009.

While Tameka embarked on a Twitter rampage against this blogger last night, I received a phone call from a close friend who was acting on a tip from a third party who had a screen shot of Usher for sale (presumably from the sex tape).

She told me that the seller was on his way to her location with the picture and she would describe it for me.

After viewing the photo, the friend called me back and offered up this description of it:

"It wasn't nothing but a picture of Tameka holding [Usher's] penis with her mouth open like she was about to start sucking it. Then you see his hand with the star [tattoo] on it hold[ing] the penis. It wasn't a good picture at all."

After hearing the description of the photo (and realizing it was a photo of Tameka, and not Usher as I had been originally told) I declined to purchase the screen shot.

I should point out here that no mention was made of a sex tape for sale -- just the one screen shot.

Moments later, I received a phone call from another close friend who informed me that celebrity blogger ATLien (owner of Straightfromthea.com) had just tweeted that she was approached by someone offering to sell her a screen shot from the alleged sex tape.

Is it just a mere coincidence that two celebrity bloggers who have had run-ins with Tameka Foster in the past were both approached on the same evening by someone offering to sell a photo from the alleged sex tape?

  • PAGESINADIARY

    they were married, they can do stuff like that if they want. whats the big friggin deal?

  • Queen_City Gem

    Oooh, Jesus...them two pics are a fool :eek:

    **haven't read the article yet, will be back later with something negative to say***

  • ALBoy

    WHy is her stomach out? :hurl: nobody wants to see that :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    I bet Tameka stole Usher's things and "leaked" the tape.
    :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    I would just like to go in and say would it have killed Tameka to do a crunch or two before exposing that loose belly?

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning All! :waves:

    If I were Tameka/Usher, I wouldn't be upset. They were married- that's what they are SUPPOSED to do. Hell- we ALL knew they were doing it, how you think Naviyd & Cinco got here- immaculate conception?

    Anyway Sandra- since you saw the pic, spill the deets- is Usher slinging or shrinking?

  • yvonne79

    :yawn: Sandra, that's all you got???

  • StillASassyOne

    *sigh*

    Men- you guys haven't a fricking clue, I swear. If you LOOK at the pic, Tameka's stomach isn't actually hanging anywhere- look at her hands on it, it's FLAT. What you are seeing are stretch marks. And since ya'll inferior azzes can't carry, nurture or birth children, you probably will never understand.

    Jeez. Don't let nignorance guide you....

  • candibfly

    or they coulda photo shopped the c section scars or something :no:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    she didnt go see the picture my aunty cant be out in the streets for transactions like that it could be a setup

  • candibfly

    i don't get why this is such a 'scandal'

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    "Men- you guys haven’t a fricking clue, I swear. If you LOOK at the pic, Tameka’s stomach isn’t actually hanging anywhere- look at her hands on it, it’s FLAT. What you are seeing are stretch marks. And since ya’ll inferior azzes can’t carry, nurture or birth children, you probably will never understand.

    Jeez. Don’t let nignorance guide you…."
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    Sassy, the hoe is sloppy. :shrugs:

  • StillASassyOne

    And BTW: that type of "stretched out"/"loose-looking" skin after a baby doesn't affect only "thicker" girls. I know a few who are a size 00-3, and when they were preggers, they ONLY gained weight in their bellies, after the babies, their stomachs went super flat again but they are all stretch-marked up with wrinkles in them from the loss of elasticity.

    It could happen to whatever chick ya'll have kids with so...yeah.....tread lightly. :coffee:

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    Queen_City Gem says:
    "Oooh, Jesus…them two pics are a fool"
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    Thats exactly what I thought when I saw Tameka picture. Not a flattering pic at all.
    As far as this whole sex tape thing...Im so over it. Yes it is there business. But now and days these celebs just need to be mindful that when shit like this hit the fan, they need to be prepared for the outcome. They're is no sense of denying it when they know they recorded themselves having sex.

    BTW, Hey ALBoy!!!!!!!!!!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man

    No sloppier than that fukkin elf you love so dearly, Maliah. Maliah got more stretch marks and cellulite around her bottom portion that a bowl of cottage cheese.....silly rabbit, photoshop aint REAL!

  • iscream

    :rofl:

    I can't..... If we ignore it will it go away? Usher just won a Grammy and has Justin B in his back pocket why would he need to release a sex tape. I guess this is all on Tameeka.. She still trying to get the charity off the ground.... :coffee:

  • ALBoy

    @ SASO I know what it is I still dont like to look at it though! :shrug: I appreciate what women do with the whole carrying babies and what not and if its my baby that made the scars no problem but thats not my work right there and I dont like it :no:

    Oh How you today baby? @ SASO

  • candibfly

    we off topic yet? :coffee:

  • Daisy

    Tamekas tummy is flater than a lot of women who don't have kids

  • StillASassyOne

    Hi Al, I'm fine. Tired and got a crook in my neck/shoulder that won't leave.....

    But ain't nothing wrong with Tameka- the pic BEFORE photoshop just happened to get released. The AFTER by product of this pic was just fine.

  • Daisy

    I agree w/whoever said they were married making flicks isn't my thing but to each their own who cares

  • StillASassyOne

    Daisy says:

    Tamekas tummy is flater than a lot of women who don’t have kids
    ----------------------------------

    I must agree. And less out of shape than a WHOLE lot who don't have kids or only 1....and this chick has FIVE!!! Her stomach looks aight to me...... If she wanted a small "nip" or a little laser to remove the marks, she could make it flawless, but whatever...

  • ALBoy

    @ SASO you can borrow my Tens unit or I can use these hands on you to take care of that neck and shoulder thing :coffee:

  • Dawn

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    I bet Tameka stole Usher’s things and “leaked” the tape.

    __________

    I fell off the Lent wagon... I been dranking, fornicating, I feel like Eddie Long minus the baby kitten on my head and bed full of men wearing Trey Songs lip gloss. I am a failure... nevertheless the burning question is, Man when you sat stole Ushers things do you mean his strap on, brute after shave, nutz, (planters peanuts), wave cap? What "things" man?

    OAN If Sandra don't crop out that gawd awful muffin top of Tameka's nobody wants to see her boody doo at 10AM.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    "No sloppier than that fukkin elf you love so dearly, Maliah. Maliah got more stretch marks and cellulite around her bottom portion that a bowl of cottage cheese…..silly rabbit, photoshop aint REAL!"
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :shocked:
    THAT'S A DIRTY FLUCKIN LIE! ALL of Maliah's photos are UNTOUCHED! She even said so!

    You're just jealous of her God given beauty and assets!
    :warning:

  • yvonne79

    Who's got another topic. Tameka and Usher ain't hitting on ish......

  • yvonne79

    :rofl: That damn Dawn.....

  • candibfly

    minus the baby kitten on my head and bed full of men wearing Trey Songs lip gloss.
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    :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Al
    I'll take either one.

    @Man
    If you believe that more than 2% of her photos are "untouched", I got a bigger dikk to sell you that can be detached and reattached at will. :coffee:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Anybody wanna talk about the basketball wives reunion...or the new show about Jackee's :gay: ex-husbands hair salon..?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN
    " I feel like Eddie Long minus the baby kitten on my head "
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    My coworker said she thought Eddie was a "handsome man" and that he was well groomed. Then she wondered why more men didn't get their "hair did" like his...

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    I agree with #1.. but ummm why do sex tapes, it always play better in the memory

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    I would just like to go in and say would it have killed Tameka to do a crunch or two before exposing that loose belly?

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    Few women who give birth to 4 or 5 children over a period of 10 or so years will ever have a stomach like Tameka's.

  • CFREE

    O lawd I don't know what to make of this pic of Tameka :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    "If you believe that more than 2% of her photos are “untouched”, I got a bigger dikk to sell you that can be detached and reattached at will. "
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    EVERY photo ain't touched up! Look, Maliah is a beautiful specimen of a female and I beleive you to be just jealous. All females can't be as blessed as her. :shrugs:

    Be thankful for what God gave YOU.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KARA Z
    "I would just like to go in and say would it have killed Tameka to do a crunch or two before exposing that loose belly?

    ———-

    Few women who give birth to 4 or 5 children over a period of 10 or so years will ever have a stomach like Tameka’s."
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    Then keep it covered at all times. :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Dawn says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    I bet Tameka stole Usher’s things and “leaked” the tape.

    __________

    I fell off the Lent wagon… I been dranking, fornicating, I feel like Eddie Long minus the baby kitten on my head and bed full of men wearing Trey Songs lip gloss. I am a failure… nevertheless the burning question is, Man when you sat stole Ushers things do you mean his strap on, brute after shave, nutz, (planters peanuts), wave cap? What “things” man?

    OAN If Sandra don’t crop out that gawd awful muffin top of Tameka’s nobody wants to see her boody doo at 10AM.
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    *goes and collects his Over\Under $$$*

    i took the over\under of 15days...

    You want me to buy the next drink Dawn?

  • Dawn

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @DAWN
    ” I feel like Eddie Long minus the baby kitten on my head ”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    My coworker said she thought Eddie was a “handsome man” and that he was well groomed. Then she wondered why more men didn’t get their “hair did” like his…

    _________

    I like ur gravi..........

    Tell her if she meet a dude sporting an Eddie Long and Bottoms Up is his ring tone she be better off strapping up with Tameka.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ that pic of Tameka's childbirth stomach and IDC about Usher Raven :lol:

  • cheeks8683

    I'm still wondering why nobody bothered to photoshop the picture of her gut above :hurl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :hi: Choco

    So how was it?

  • ALBoy

    How many of yall have Movies that you have made out there? 1out there for me

    Has anyone else seen it? Yes

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    I just want this news to go away!!! :wail:

    Good Morning all my twice removed cousins of the SR Fam!!!
    Hey Candi #bff4life
    Queen *see how i put yall's name close together* :lol:
    Yvonne :hug:
    SASO Good Mornting
    Dawn<---The devil is a lie
    Bruh What up
    Man today I don't care either
    IScream, RepATL, and errybody else How u doin?

  • http://blogtalkradio.com/theolaandkeyshow daprinceofradio

    i wonder if @Daisy is really Tameka? Jus kidding.. morning people :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    OH, and AL
    What up! I see you want a poster size pic of Tameka!! :lol: What's ur address?

  • yvonne79

    Hey Alex better known at RatchetFree... :lol:

  • candibfly

    *flings myself at alex* morning :hug:

    @al u know ain't no movies out there of me :no: *floats off on a cloud towards the heavens*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Sassy, the hoe is sloppy.
    ____________________
    :lol:

  • Dawn

    @Ace, yep meet me at the bar where Sandra went to meet her "source" who keeps giving her all this fluckin useless info...

    Hey man I know I wasn't gone long but hail When I was in Boot Camp I was dry for 3 months and chit so it sucks that I can sacriface for the government but not for da Lent............. :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Ok I missed some folk
    Choco :love: always
    Ace His mama named him Clay, Imma call him Clay
    Cheeks :hug:
    Prince :hi:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ Ace it wasn't babe told ya I would chicken out!

  • ALBoy

    @ Candi I saw an Axe commercial where angels fell to the earth and threw their Halo's down so they could give it to the dude wearing the Axe.
    I thought of you :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    :argue: Nice Save you already know I was bringing the heat that's why you don't do ROLLCALL hurting ppls feelings and chit :lol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Babies or not, Tameka needs to keep her chitlin stomach covered.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Ratchet

    Thens Youz a Putz...and You should change your name from RatchetFree To RatchePutz

  • ALBoy

    @ Fernandos Boo How you? How was your weekend? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN
    "I like ur gravi……….

    Tell her if she meet a dude sporting an Eddie Long and Bottoms Up is his ring tone she be better off strapping up with Tameka.

    __________________________________________________________________________

    **hits button to make my gravie start boucin and shaking**

    Ol girl is of the "Tameka/Serena Williams/Missy Elliot" mold. She got a goatee and chit.

  • Dawn

    Ratchet Free,

    Yes, the devil is a lie and so are the majority of Sandra sources...

    SN: Tameka stomach look like a upside down 7 up cake...........

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I made a movie but we had the lights off so all you really heard were sounds #STILLATURNON... I won't make a movie that you can see me on tho

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    :no: I just scrolled back up and was like damn I missed these folk too!! Can't do roll calls.

    Hey CFree :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    look like a upside down 7 up cake
    _________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    :waves: @ Ace it wasn’t babe told ya I would chicken out!

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    :clap: I' proud of ya ma..so *sniff* proud...

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    She sucked his dyck...who cares...

    What's special about that?

    Why is THIS news? :yawn:

  • Dawn

    Hay Choco AKA Hippie, how goes it?

  • free

    Queen_City Gem says: Oooh, Jesus…them two pics are a fool

    **haven’t read the article yet, will be back later with something negative to say***

    ***********************************

    this.

  • candibfly

    @al i take that to mean u think i'm an angel on Earth, thank you #humbled :yes:

    axe stinks

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    needs to keep her chitlin stomach
    ____________________
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Dawn says:

    Ratchet Free,

    Yes, the devil is a lie and so are the majority of Sandra sources…

    SN: Tameka stomach look like a upside down 7 up cake………..
    _____________________
    :rofl: And that is not a lie!! :rofl:

  • iscream

    Wow at some of these comments about Tameeka's body which looks FAB for a woman her age who had Five kids.

    Men so quick to point out our flaws but at least women flaws come from reproducing life. WTH is yall excuse. Walking around with big ass belly's. Hope the people judging her have deep cut six pack bellies and model bodies. In the words of Sandra Rose it takes an insecure man to not appreciate the beauty of a woman. (not verbatim)

  • http://blogtalkradio.com/theolaandkeyshow daprinceofradio

    Hey Ratch!!!!you guys leave Tameka alone thats my baby. Just because she has a strawberry garden quarrel with Auntie does not mean you should throw her under the bus 2. :kona:

  • cheeks8683

    Whats up RatchetFree.

    I did not get to catch the basketball wives reunion, was getting my grad school app together :yahoo: BUT I heard a soundbyte on the Rickey Smiley Morning show this morning, Tami got down with Chad? I promise those heffas all need to soak in a hot bath, just nasty. And why Tami mad over some 10 year old ish anyway?

  • yvonne79

    :yawn:

  • Dawn

    Mamacita says:

    She sucked his dyck…who cares…

    What’s special about that?

    Why is THIS news?
    __________

    Because his song trading places was playing in the background then Trey Songs hopped out the closet wearing a Johnny Gill face mask

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Cocoa
    I got wasted for you this wkend!! Stayed up past midnight Friday and Saturday!! :dance:

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    Even in that pic she looking better than most I see out! Shoot I'm inspired to get back in the gym lol

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I’ proud of ya ma..so *sniff* proud…
    ________________________
    Ace I always talk it out of my system IM TRUE TO THIS NOT NEW TO THIS :wink: I've been avoiding him for the past 6 months so I knew what to do but thanks :kiss:

    @Dawn
    It goes Mama it goes....

  • ALBoy

    I actually have a few movie only One Out there though. long story short people got a hold of it and passing it around one of the college campuses here. She was embarrassed We got rave reviews though :coffee: Lights On forgetsexyiwantslutty :coffee:

  • KK76

    I think the only reason Tameka would even take that pic is b/c it was a photoshoot that would result in photoshopping. :shrug: She looks alright though. 5 kids? IJS....

    Agree with @Jaybee re: the tape.

    Evelyn looked sad and Royce was extra. I am pleased with whatever glam squad got ahold of Tami. Gloria is hilarious.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHEEKS

    Good morning to you.
    **kisses hand**

  • Dawn

    I'm dumb azz chit, I missed y'all I gotta do some work.. I'll be back bishes!!!!!!!!!

  • Al-Ameera

    She looks fine. The media has some people really mixed up about what's real and what's photoshopped

  • candibfly

    @cheeks where u wanna go and what for? i loved the application process but once i was in school i was like fvck did i do this for :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Tameka's stomach is flat for all the kids. Tis true. But the color of it reminded me of that Tracy Morgan photo yesterday. :kona:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Because his song trading places was playing in the background then Trey Songs hopped out the closet wearing a Johnny Gill face mask
    _________________________________
    :rofl: SMDH Don't you mean wearing a Diddy Mask :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    I don't care about other folks flucking. Especially when they are married to each other. :shrugs:

    And I could have gone without seeing Meka's unphotoshopped tummy. :nono:

    Morning and chit. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    reminded me of that Tracy Morgan photo yesterday
    _________________________________
    :rofl: Yall are killing me today :rofl:

  • free

    i believe it was essence who did a job on photoshopping that pic but she pissed off the photographer or somethign and they showed the REAL pics. then she tried to get that tummy tightend up right after her last lil boy and damn near died. she need to let it go.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    Is there anything you might have done that u need to email me about? :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I’m dumb azz chit, I missed y’all I gotta do some work.. I’ll be back bishes!!!!!!!!!
    ____________________________
    :rofl: OMG GUHL :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Who cares that Tampon had all those kids? She publicly displaying that rocky road gut of hers like it's hot or something.

    Who was the photographer for this pic? That nigga musta HATED Tampon!

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Al
    Taped this chick bustin me and my cousin down. Forgot to remove tape from the camera. My momma used the camera to film my littles cousins in a play. When we tried to watch the play later the tape was switching from the play to our scene..... :embarrassed: <---- not really

  • Queen_City Gem

    Cocoabana says:

    Babies or not, Tameka needs to keep her chitlin stomach covered.
    _________________________________________________________________

    "chitlin stomach"... :rofl: See, you need a whoopn...with a telephone cord and a shoe :lolol:

  • Dawn

    talkingwithtami says:

    Even in that pic she looking better than most I see out! Shoot I’m inspired to get back in the gym lol

    _______

    *side eye* like hell... if you are inspired by that gut then you are inspired to drive by the gym not get back in the gym.

    Post the pics of Nicole Murphy or Mel B hell even Shaunie O'Neal they motivate active wombs to hit the gym. Tameka motivates me to take a red eye to a 3rd world country risk my life for a lypo tummy tuck quick fix photo shop... com. for $4999.98

  • free

    and who parks an SUV with a million dollars of property in it, esp. around lenox?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    No hun Im kool I didn't do anything REAL....

  • bigtyme

    last night, tmz said the actual tape has both of them giving oral to the other....i wouldn't give a damn if i were them...they were married.

  • CFREE

    O hay there Alex#NORatchetness :waves:

  • cheeks8683

    @cheeks where u wanna go and what for? i loved the application process but once i was in school i was like fvck did i do this for
    ________________________________________________________

    :rofl: I know right. At least in undergrad I was doing work-study. I have a full-time position and real bills. Im going for Human Relations. Job pays a significant amount tho :yahoo: what did you go for?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    and who parks an SUV with a million dollars of property in it, esp. around lenox?
    ________________________
    Someone ready to purchase a girlyman :coffee:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Alex: Hey love! :waves:

    @Mamacita: that's what I said! I suck a dikk damn near every night- when is Sandra going to do a story on me! It's called: "doing your damn job!" Not that exciting, trust me.

    @Al: I have about a dozen of them....scattered about...with one person though. :shrug:

    @ManL LMAO! I will never be jealous of a female that resembles a deformed keebler Elf in the body. You can keep that.

  • Queen_City Gem

    :waves:

    Hey Alex, Choco, Man, Free, YSo, Sassy.... :hug:

  • iscream

    HEY KARA!!!!!!!! :bye:

    Wait, that was REALLY Jackee ex hubby o-O

  • CFREE

    @yso :bye:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Tameka motivates me to take a red eye to a 3rd world country risk my life for a lypo tummy tuck quick fix photo shop… com. for $4999.98
    __________________________
    :rofl: GET OUT AND GO DO SOME WORK #SIKE :rofl:

  • candibfly

    @cheeks Public Administration, and i had the nerve after i finished to think about going for another. then i slapped myself and got back to reality!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Morning YSo!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hug: QC... YSO WAT UP

  • cheeks8683

    Sup Man. U know I heard your gf Kim K's song the other day....got a good laugh, please tell her to sit down and be pretty. If The Dream really produced that track He should be run out of ATL with pitch forks and torches!

  • ALBoy

    @Awesome :lol: I would never want my Mother to see me like that :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Dawn

    I missed your crazy azz. I really did. :hugs:

  • Queen_City Gem

    StillASassyOne says:

    I suck a dikk damn near every night- when is Sandra going to do a story on me! It’s called: “doing your damn job!” Not that exciting, trust me.
    _____________________________________________________

    No, it ain't exciting worth a damn...jaws and neck be sore BUT hey, we do it cuz we love them niccas... :yes: <<<<<<<<<that's me saying "yes" not me "slurpping and bobbing"

  • Dawn

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    and who parks an SUV with a million dollars of property in it, esp. around lenox?
    ________________________
    Someone ready to purchase a girlyman
    ________

    I agree OAN people selling stolen merchandise... nothing beats a Gucci bag hawt off the truck of a pick pocket.........

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dawn

    True- but I love Nicole Murphy's stomach, but lets be real- she's had work done.

    Mel B. has only had 2 kids and is much younger than Tameka, I believe.

    For a woman her age, with NO work, who popped out 5 kids in like 10-12 years, she is straight!

    But I do be in the gym every night now with a picture of Nicole Murphy leaving the gym onmy screen to keep me motivated... :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHEEKS
    "Sup Man. U know I heard your gf Kim K’s song the other day….got a good laugh, please tell her to sit down and be pretty. If The Dream really produced that track He should be run out of ATL with pitch forks and torches!"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I think you need to listen to it again. She really has a beautiful voice but I think The Dream isn't the right producer for her. :no:

  • candibfly

    awesome y'all weren't doin her at the same time were y'all :-/

    *knits awesome a few wife beaters with built in A/C for the summer*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Who cares that Tampon had all those kids? She publicly displaying that rocky road gut of hers like it’s hot or something.

    Who was the photographer for this pic? That nigga musta HATED Tampon!
    ______________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: GOD I pray to never have a belly like that!

  • Dawn

    YSoSerious says:

    @Dawn

    I missed your crazy azz. I really did.
    ________

    No you didn't you got ALL my Metro PCS phone numbers and u and hit me yet

  • yvonne79

    Queen_City Gem says:
    No, it ain’t exciting worth a damn…jaws and neck be sore BUT hey, we do it cuz we love them niccas… <<<<<<<<<that's me saying "yes" not me "slurpping and bobbing"
    March 15, 2011 at 10:24 am
    ****************
    Sure it is... :wink:

  • CFREE

    StillASassyOne says:

    I suck a dikk damn near every night- when is Sandra going to do a story on me! It’s called: “doing your damn job!” Not that exciting, trust me.

    :dead:
    :rofl:

  • Tatted Diva

    Morning, ya'll! Everybody is worried about her stomach, but hell, its not the stomach that's bothering me. It's that PHUCKING LACEFRONT!

  • ALBoy

    @ SASO scattered about at home or Out There?

  • StillASassyOne

    Hey Queen!

    And yes- my jaw and cheeks be killing me like hell after....

    @Cheeks
    Congrats! I got into grad school....did one semester....then decided I wasn't going to finish unless somebody "sponsored" the rest of my degree. Still waiting on that sponsorship... :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY AND QUEEN

    Your "work" is very appreciated as well.
    :coffee:

  • Dawn

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dawn

    True- but I love Nicole Murphy’s stomach, but lets be real- she’s had work done.

    Mel B. has only had 2 kids and is much younger than Tameka, I believe.

    For a woman her age, with NO work, who popped out 5 kids in like 10-12 years, she is straight!

    ________________

    She had work done, remember she took a red eye to brazil and almost died trying to keep up with the joneses. Remember Usher didn't even know...

    Having them keep a nucca babies will get u everytime

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Waiting for Awesome to provide more details :think:

  • candibfly

    these dudes were married when the tape was made so what's the big deal :shrugs:

    all this talk and ain't no tape to show for it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :waves:

    Hey Queen, CFree, Ratchet, and Choco.

    Are we gonna behave ourselves today? :wink:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Al
    I honestly cant tell ya. Scattered about home and a few other electronic devices, I think? I know he keeps our vids on his computer...both of them, his ipad and some in his phone.

    He likes watching himself get me off. :shrug: My p8ssy, his entertainment. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Tatted....

  • Dawn

    StillASassyOne says:

    Hey Queen!

    And yes- my jaw and cheeks be killing me like hell after….

    _____

    It is exciting to me... I learned they easy way. I took a Superhead, Janet Jacme course on how to get the "job" done both pain free and hands free..bluetooh don't got nothing on me.............

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Dawn says:

    She had work done, remember she took a red eye to brazil and almost died trying to keep up with the joneses. Remember Usher didn’t even know…
    ____________
    Yep, that she did. Had Ursher missing a performance and everything.

    OAN: I wish he would cut his hair back down.

  • Thetruth32

    Good Morning fam!!!

  • Queen_City Gem

    Kim K knows she can't sang. Sounding a damn mess all over that track. Them kardashians is some greedy ass heffas...they'll do anything for a dollar.

    She's a pretty girl and her dress code is always on point BUT she gets a big :hoesitdown: from me

    Sorry @Man...I had to put it out there

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    YSO
    Whatever for? :wink:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dawn,

    She "tried" to have work done- did she ever get it done, for real though? (No one ever said.) But THESE pics are BEFORE she took that re-eye to the Brazil. So this is what it looked like with no touch-ups and I don't think it's that bad.

    We all want Nicole Murphy's stomach....not many of us can afford it though. *checks savings account*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @YSo
    I behave everyday. Now whether it's good or bad is for u to judge. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: Truth

  • CFREE

    @YSO, im always good even when im bad :dance:

  • candibfly

    truth! is that u?! u look fierce honey! :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Queen

    Feel free to use the facial smiley :wail: <--

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    "I know he keeps our vids on his computer…both of them, his ipad and some in his phone."
    __________________________________________________________________________

    So, how would you react should those videos be "leaked?"

  • iscream

    I see we don't see the ones pointing fingers at Tameeka flaws...... :coffee:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Candi
    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey Tatted!!

    :offtopic:
    Why the hell are these pajama jeans $40?!? :shrug: My pajamas don't cost that much.

  • Queen_City Gem

    Hey Dawn :waves:

    I need to look into that Supahead and JJ method cuz me and peen slobbin ain't gettin along right now...

  • candibfly

    when i hit the lotto i'm asking for the nicole murhpy special :yes:

    fvck all that working out. #lazy i need to spend all my time traveling, shopping, and helping displaced victims of natural disasters around the world :)

  • cheeks8683

    @Cheeks
    Congrats! I got into grad school….did one semester….then decided I wasn’t going to finish unless somebody “sponsored” the rest of my degree. Still waiting on that sponsorship…
    ________________________________________________________________

    Thankfully I had an absentee father who is rich and feels guilty so the rest of the fees I'm almost certain I can have him take care of. I'll be :pray: that u get a sponsor. My sis is a college counselor at a high-school and these kids end up taking so many college courses that they dang near have their associates when they enter college. Gotta stay on top of my game

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey Truth!! :hug: I see ya!

  • Dawn

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dawn,

    She “tried” to have work done- did she ever get it done, for real though? (No one ever said.) But THESE pics are BEFORE she took that re-eye to the Brazil. So this is what it looked like with no touch-ups and I don’t think it’s that bad.

    We all want Nicole Murphy’s stomach….not many of us can afford it though. *checks savings account
    ________

    True, then you have to have like all the things done. I know ppl who got they tummy and boobs done but the still look like deep freezers round the waist.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Y'all know who you are

    Um hm. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @QUEEN
    "Kim K knows she can’t sang. Sounding a damn mess all over that track. Them kardashians is some greedy ass heffas…they’ll do anything for a dollar.

    She’s a pretty girl and her dress code is always on point BUT she gets a big :hoesitdown: from me

    Sorry @Man…I had to put it out there"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :shocked:
    **GASP!!**

    You know what, I think you will need to do some "work" for me to let this slide!
    **unzips pants**

  • candibfly

    don't forget the free gray baby tee that comes with them alex

  • Thetruth32

    Evelyn looked sad and Royce was extra. I am pleased with whatever glam squad got ahold of Tami. Gloria is hilarious.
    ---------------------------
    Royce was extra but funny.
    Evelyn face :no:
    Gloria had me :rofl:
    and if Suzie said sorry one more time I was going to scream.. Damn girl let that shyt go

  • Queen_City Gem

    @Alex

    :rofl: I said THE same thang...you can get a couple sets of PJ's for that damn price...

  • ALBoy

    @ Truth whats good ma? Who is that in your gravi?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    when i hit the lotto i’m asking for the nicole murhpy special

    fvck all that working out. #lazy i need to spend all my time traveling, shopping,
    _________________________________
    I showed my boyfriend her body and was like this bish right here! and yes I too share your dream :wink:

  • Queen_City Gem

    ...and out flew moths

    :rolleyes: Nigga puh-leeze

  • Dawn

    Queen_City Gem says:

    Hey Dawn

    I need to look into that Supahead and JJ method cuz me and peen slobbin ain’t gettin along right now
    _____

    Get on it honey... don't make since to do it if you don't like it... that thang there gets my "faucet" running everytime. Something about that back of the throat......... ummm hmmm <- in my Phandra Parks voice

  • candibfly

    but why did u leave the part about volunteering out? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN

    **pulls out dyck**
    Please show Queen how it's done.
    :coffee:

  • candibfly

    why does it smell like vienna sausage in here? :blink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I was dying over Gloria's ill fitted and made dress with them DAMN BIG ASS PLASTICS BALLS as a necklace...

    Ev's face is getting very DEFINED #Confused

    Shaunie annoys me to no end

    Jen is still slow and dumb

    Royce was extra trying to figure out what she had to prove still!

    FUKA Suzie

  • CFREE

    :rofl:

  • Thetruth32

    hey Chco :waves:

    @Candi nope... not me.

    @Alex aka RatchetFree I see you too.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Won't be no insults against Evelyn in here.
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Candi
    :rofl: I read that chit and was NAAAHHHHH :rofl:

  • http://blogtalkradio.com/theolaandkeyshow daprinceofradio

    ha ha :warning:

  • Queen_City Gem

    So, CHOCO, did you watch the reunion?
    How bout the hair salon show?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Man
    Someone said she look liked Count Chocula the Cereal :rofl: I was soooo over that yesterday :rofl:

  • Dawn

    candibfly says:

    why does it smell like vienna sausage in here?
    _________

    Cuz Man got his nuts out

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Queen
    By the time the hair show came on the vodka had kicked in :rofl: #SLEEP

  • Thetruth32

    ALBoy says:

    @ Truth whats good ma? Who is that in your gravi?
    ----------------------------
    Whats good AL? That is King James girl Savannah

  • CFREE

    Hey Choc :waves: u purty much sum'd that up :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Cuz Man got his nuts out
    __________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Nevermind...I see you did

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: CFREEEEEEE

  • StillASassyOne

    @Cheeks
    Really?! :think: Did your father ask for paternity tests on any of ya'll? If not- tell him, you just found out you had a long-lost sister from him in Maryland! :wink:

    @Dawn
    I want Nicole's stomach & boobs! You can tell she had both done, because her thighs on down LOOK their age. She still sexy though.

    @Man
    I honestly wouldn't give a damn if they leaked. I'm grown, he's grown. We both consented and we're engaged- even on the vids. If anyone asks, we're practicing for the wedding night. Besides- I look DAMNED good in every single one of them vids...maybe he should be more worried than me. :coffee:

  • CFREE

    Candibfly stop it, potty meats :rofl:

  • cheeks8683

    :offtopic: Dang, Kevin Hart is smiling mighty hard in these new car ads, them checks and his divorce have been good to him I see...

  • Dawn

    wAVES @ tHE tRUTH

    cHOCO STOP LAUGHING AT ME :)

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    CFree waddup @ Alex whats hood my G?

  • Thetruth32

    Ev’s face is getting very DEFINED #Confused
    ---------------
    :cosign: looking more like a man

  • Queen_City Gem

    I was for real tired of Royce by the end of the show...kept flinging that freshly flat-ironed do and shyt :rolleyes: Ev really really clowned her dress code...you could tell that was shyt she had been holding in

    YES oh YES Jennifer is slowa than a muthafugga. I was like "b.itch, do you know any other words other than "like" and "let's be real""

  • CFREE

    Choco whats good bewski :hug:

  • ALBoy

    @ Truth nothing much chillin at work! King james Girl I thought he was with Ms Bosh :coffee: I heard bron say Bosh could get it! it was on ESPN the other day :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dawn
    I can not and I will not :wink: :lol:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Thetruth32 says:

    Ev’s face is getting very DEFINED #Confused
    —————
    looking more like a man
    _____________________

    And them top row of teeth looked like they were slipping..she kept sucking them mugs up

  • candibfly

    kevin hart got divorced? lawd i'm so out of the loop

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    "I honestly wouldn’t give a damn if they leaked. I’m grown, he’s grown. We both consented and we’re engaged- even on the vids. If anyone asks, we’re practicing for the wedding night. Besides- I look DAMNED good in every single one of them vids…maybe he should be more worried than me. "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Harder and harder to find a good "co-star" these days. Let me know if you looking to upgrade the supporting cast.
    :coffee:

  • CFREE

    Hi there@ Bruhman :hi:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CFREE
    Everything is good how about you :hugs:

  • Thetruth32

    @ Dawn :waves:

  • candibfly

    i flipped by it and was glad to see royce did not have her 'wash n go' soul glo style :no:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Kevin Hart filed for divorce shortly after that video hoe model's hair caught fire. He says his wife was "physically and emotionally abusive..."

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    (looks up at the sound of a zipper coming down)

    Oh....Wow. I didn't know they made strap-ons THAT small.

    Then, I guess small folk gotta get their freak on too. Does one get a half-off discount when shopping in that section? :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    candibfly says:

    kevin hart got divorced? lawd i’m so out of the loop
    __________________________________

    Yes love like 2 months ago

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    she kept sucking them mugs up
    ___________________________
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALBOY
    "King james Girl I thought he was with Ms Bosh I heard bron say Bosh could get it! it was on ESPN the other day "
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Word is that Bron ran over to comfort his woman Christina Bosh after the crying episode the other week.
    :coffee:

  • CFREE

    Choc, just passing thru...i got me a few lol's cyall layta

  • candibfly

    hold me bruhman :crying:

  • Thetruth32

    YES oh YES Jennifer is slowa than a muthafugga. I was like “b.itch, do you know any other words other than “like” and “let’s be real”"
    ----------------------
    Evelyn taught her them words.. monkey see monkey do

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Bruhman....

  • Thetruth32

    ALBoy says:

    @ Truth nothing much chillin at work! King james Girl I thought he was with Ms Bosh I heard bron say Bosh could get it! it was on ESPN the other day
    ------------------------
    Guess we both at work chillin. Anyway I missed that on espn.

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl: that damn YSO I swear

    GOOD MORNING EVERYONE :yahoo:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    PAGESINADIARY says:

    they were married, they can do stuff like that if they want. whats the big friggin deal?
    ____________________

    A married couple can do whatever they want in the privacy of their bedroom. But it becomes a problem when their private acts threaten to assault our eyeballs. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    :waves:

    hola peeps!

  • yvonne79

    "Assault our eyeballs".... :lol:

  • ALBoy

    I was at home thinking about the most disgusting thing to happen to me during sex.

    What is the most disgusting thing to happen to You during sex? :think:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    candibfly says:

    hold me bruhman
    ______________________

    :hug: it'll be alright :kiss:

    ______________________

    Hey Choco!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ His

    @Al y don't you start the convo :coffee:

  • candibfly

    al pls don't start :nono:

  • yvonne79

    Hey His Mommy!! (palms your ass)

  • Queen_City Gem

    ALBoy says:

    I was at home thinking about the most disgusting thing to happen to me during sex.

    What is the most disgusting thing to happen to You during sex?

    ______________________________________________________________

    You was the one thinkn bout it...you should be the one to start it off

  • ALBoy

    Miss H how you baby?
    HIs whats up Ma?
    Where yall coming from? trying to walk in here from different directions uh huh I see yall :coffee:

  • candibfly

    *rolleblades down the leaning down of piza and stops next to HIS* :hug:

    @bruhman can i see u in the corner for a second? ;)

  • cheeks8683

    @Cheeks
    Really?! Did your father ask for paternity tests on any of ya’ll? If not- tell him, you just found out you had a long-lost sister from him in Maryland!
    ____________________________________________

    In all seriousness I think I can make that happen....Ive been getting friend requests on fb from family on his end that I did not even know about. And an older lady cashier at a shop saw my id and said is your fathers first name such and such and I was like yes, and she had a look on her face like she had "experienced" is wrath...true story

  • yvonne79

    @AlBoy: I am too embarassed to say.... (holds head in shame)

  • Dawn

    Sandra Rose says:

    PAGESINADIARY says:

    they were married, they can do stuff like that if they want. whats the big friggin deal?
    ____________________

    But it becomes a problem when their private acts threaten to assault our eyeballs.
    _________

    See this is why I love you, and we all know Usher let him self go when he was married them 4 weeks and 2 days to Mek-Mek so I bet in the tape he look like a fat Bobby Brown...

  • Queen_City Gem

    Hey His. :hug: Did your day get off to a better start?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey His and Harlem :hug: x's 13 Group hug!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Harlem :waves:

  • Dawn

    Hey His_ mama and dems...........

  • Daisy

    I don't know if Tameka was able to have her surgery completed after her cardic arrest BUT this pic was taken before then anyway.

    Nicole does have a nice body but that doesn't mean Tameka didn't inspire Tami to hit the gym

    No, I am not Tameka anymore questions :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    SANDRA I cant with you today assault our eyeballs *whispers* you aint neva lie

    ALBOY hey babe Im good and you :coffee:

    FIANCE hey my love hope all is well with you

    CANDI so is this how we do each other. LAWWWWDDDDDDD help me

  • candibfly

    it can't be that much of a threat with ppl willingly looking at these screen shots and bartering to buy them :shrugs:

  • ALBoy

    @ Queen so I was having sex with my baby while she was pregnant so we doing our thang and I pull out to find her Mucous plug stuck to the :hurl: Tip! I start gagging she was like you better not throw up I didn’t she went into labor an Hour later :coffee: it was a boy!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Harlem World!!!!!! and HIS!!!!!!! How are ya!!!!

  • Queen_City Gem

    Harlem's gangsta ass up in here??

    **squinting through my x-ray/tunnel/3D vision Chloe glases***

  • candibfly

    *rushes to harlem's side* what's the matter? :crying: lawd if anything has happened to harlem i will never forgive Al! (iono what he has to do with it but go with me on this one)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Al, hey there!
    I came from in between my FIANCES legs *kisses Harlem* :hump:

    Yvonneeeeee *booty slap*

    Hey ChocoDropp!! :hug:

    @Candi, *rides over to u on my big wheel with 'Candi' spray painted on the big ass wheel* HEY BEW!!

    @Queen, I'm doing iight today :hug: how u doing?

  • yvonne79

    @Cheeks: Dang! Either your dad has pull or you should be afraid... :lol:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @bruhman can i see u in the corner for a second?
    _________________________________

    *Puts church finger up as I stroll over to the :kona: *

  • Queen_City Gem

    Whew...glad you weren't banging somebody else's pregnant puss when the mucous plug took hold to your peen. Now THAT woulda been disgusting

  • MissHarlem

    ALEX *folds arms* ok I guess I shall go with the group hug :hug: (reluctantly) I likes my feels seperately

    CHOCO hey girl :waves:

  • Dawn

    oH YEA, HIS YOU KISSING FOLKS AND SKIPPING ME???????????????????????/

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    Dawnnnnnnnnnnn :hug: hey crazy!!

    @Bruh :waves: how u be suga?

  • Dawn

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Al, hey there!
    I came from in between my FIANCES legs *kisses Harlem*

    Yvonneeeeee *booty slap*

    Hey ChocoDropp!!

    @Candi, *rides over to u on my big wheel with ‘Candi’ spray painted on the big ass wheel* HEY BEW!!

    @Queen, I’m doing iight today how u doing?

    ___________

    sEE HOW U DO??????????????????????????????????????????????/

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ His

    I am well...just tryna keep the Man's foot off my neck

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO

    Some puzzies are larger and more worn than the average woman so they would probably need the "Clydesdale Strap On/Dildo."

    More prudent and chaste women won't need such a contraption.
    :coffee:

  • Dawn

    His_Mommy623 says:

    Dawnnnnnnnnnnn hey crazy!!

    _______

    yOU MADE MY SUGA AND MY PRESSUA GO UP

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    ummm @Harlem, u cant group hug with u Fiance??

    #MadOffended hmph!

    Alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx *humps u til we make TWO fires*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Harlem
    It's ok. No group hug!!! His did roll call and didn't even acknowledge me!! It's just me and you!!!!!

  • candibfly

    *waits in the corner for bruhman in an outfit like tameka's in the pic up top*

    trench coat - check
    granny pannies - check
    fishnets - check
    basic black bra - check

    :wave:

  • Dawn

    Queen_City Gem says:

    @ His

    I am well…just tryna keep the Man’s foot off my neck

    _______

    Man from up in here? Least all u got is his foot on ur neck.. he keep trying to put his nuts on my neck

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Dawn, i would neva wanna make yo pressure go up guhl! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @ALBoy

    Log off now. Please and thanks. :kona:

  • MissHarlem

    BRUH :rofl: church finger?!! I cant. Hey hun

    CANDI nathan I just wanted my bff attn tis all (spoiled like that)

    FIANCE *rushes to my spot* I see we having a GREAT morning now :yes:

    QUEEN :whistle: gangsta boogie gangsta boogie

  • candibfly

    *squeezes in btwn harlem and alex* i'm here :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :hugs: @ MissH

    I'm being good this week. :grin:

  • ALBoy

    @ Queen who really wants to bang random Pregnant puss? :no:

  • cheeks8683

    @Cheeks: Dang! Either your dad has pull or you should be afraid…
    _______________________________________________________

    BOTH....Cause its one or the other cause he had to move out of he state :ashamed:

  • Dawn

    candibfly says:

    *waits in the corner for bruhman in an outfit like tameka’s in the pic up top*

    trench coat – check
    granny pannies – check
    fishnets – check
    basic black bra – check

    __________

    You forgot the stretch marks... you want the experience to be as real as possible

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    Mmmmhmmm

  • Thetruth32

    @ALBoy :hurl: but congrats on the baby boy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    candibfly says:

    *squeezes in btwn harlem and alex* i’m here
    _______________
    I see we are all yt bffs today :yes:

  • http://blogtalkradio.com/theolaandkeyshow daprinceofradio

    Sandra Rose says:

    PAGESINADIARY says:
    they were married, they can do stuff like that if they want. whats the big friggin deal?
    ____________________
    A married couple can do whatever they want in the privacy of their bedroom. But it becomes a problem when their private acts threaten to assault our eyeballs.

    Daprinceofradio: Only if we "Choose" to have our eyeballs assaulted. :kona:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ Dawn

    :lolol: No not this @Man..I'm tombout the Man...

    This Man is tryna put his nuts, dyck, toe, whatever he can find in whoever will let him... :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    *slaps Candi* bish dnt see me cus she humping the shizz outta bruh in the kona! :wail:

    *stops humping Alex and stabs Harlem* both ya'll are upsetting me!! :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Keiiiiiiiiiiii :hug: Where have you been? :wail:

  • Dawn

    ALBoy says:

    @ Queen who really wants to bang random Pregnant puss?
    _____

    I seent that on that ghetto porn site someone in here referred me too

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    yOU MADE MY SUGA AND MY PRESSUA GO UP
    _________________
    :rofl:
    __________________
    Man from up in here? Least all u got is his foot on ur neck.. he keep trying to put his nuts on my neck
    __________________
    :rofl:

  • Thetruth32

    Whatup @YSO and @MissHarlem

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE so you humpin til there is a fire now huh ok so I aint gonna even mention all the spoonin we been doin. Alex is that......

    SN: dont play me like that I want seperate hugs seperate attention. Thanks in advance for your cooperation. Also dont be expecting no more morning loving til you get some ack right

  • ALBoy

    @ YSO Queen told me to start. :shrug:

    @ Everyone! I was at home thinking about the most disgusting thing to happen to me during sex.

    What is the most disgusting thing to happen to You during sex?

  • Queen_City Gem

    ALBoy says:

    @ Queen who really wants to bang random Pregnant puss?
    ____________________________________

    Umph..you'd be surprised

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN
    "Man from up in here? Least all u got is his foot on ur neck.. he keep trying to put his nuts on my neck"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    QUIT FIGHTING IT! :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    I guess I'm late to the party! Mornin yall

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :cry: @ Al's story

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @His
    But you upset me first!! :wail: Can't we all just :kiss: and make up?!? I lubs yall!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    @Alex

    I just opened up my own business then got put on bedrest :( :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    Dawn aint shat! :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Lolita....

  • Queen_City Gem

    Uh uhn, ALEX...there you go.

    I was instructed to keep your :iketurner: in check today...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL
    "What is the most disgusting thing to happen to You during sex?"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    Vomit.

  • Dawn

    ALBoy says:

    .

    What is the most disgusting thing to happen to You during sex?
    _______

    Dude couldn't get it up... he kept trying to mash it in like a puzzle piece... even wen I blewed on it it was still soft ass Tameka Raymonds 6 pack

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Kei
    Congrats on the business but that there gravi :nono:

  • Dawn

    brown............... what u got for me..........if u don't scroll up then I've been behaving on my first day off the wagon

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Fiance, if u address me all 3rd on ya roll call list again, we finna have some issues!
    I PUT A DAMN RING ON IT! I SHOULD BE NUMBER 1 HONEY!!!
    why do i keep having to say this chit?

    @Alex, u assumed i didnt holla holla when I DID! :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    @Alex
    she's getting her spongebob on :shrug:

  • MissHarlem

    TT hey girl how you been?

    PREGO hey now how you and our lil boy doin

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Queen
    But what I do? :shrug:
    And who gave you those orders? :argue:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Kei sawwwy to hear that :hugs:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Dawn says:

    Dude couldn’t get it up… he kept trying to mash it in like a puzzle piece… even wen I blewed on it it was still soft ass Tameka Raymonds 6 pack
    ______________________________________________________

    :rofl: That is definitely THE worst...be tryna scrunch that thang all up in there and it just ain't going...they be pumpn like a mug and you be like "boy get the fukk off me..."

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    DAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GET THE FCK OUT!!! ROFL ROFL :dead:

  • Thetruth32

    blewed on it it was still soft ass Tameka Raymonds 6 pack
    =======================

    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    ummn Kei, ur gravi disturbs me :lol:

    but heyyyyy :waves:

  • ALBoy

    :lol: @ Dawn You Stoopid

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dawn it's too damn late!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    candibfly says:

    *waits in the corner for bruhman in an outfit like tameka’s in the pic up top*

    trench coat – check
    granny pannies – check
    fishnets – check
    basic black bra – check
    ______________________________

    But the best part is you thats all I need

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Fiance, if u address me all 3rd on ya roll call list again, we finna have some issues!
    I PUT A DAMN RING ON IT! I SHOULD BE NUMBER 1 HONEY!!!
    why do i keep having to say this chit?

    @Alex, u assumed i didnt holla holla when I DID!
    ____________________
    But I should be second behind Fiance!! I was like second on the 3rd list!! :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    Luciousssss :hug:

    why do i have heartburn? *sigh*

  • ALBoy

    @ Man was she drunk? was yours giving head too when she vomited :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    @Miss everything is going I guess, you?
    @Choco thanks but you know I don’t listen so I’m doing minimum work for now.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN
    "Dude couldn’t get it up… he kept trying to mash it in like a puzzle piece… even wen I blewed on it it was still soft ass Tameka Raymonds 6 pack
    ______________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Tameka Raymond's "six pack!"

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ Alex

    Well, first, you always play that innocent "but what I do" routine...that's first

    Second, no need to know my sources. We've peeped your game and see that it's spiraling out of control. We :heart: you and are just tryna help

    You headed for an Intervention if you don't get it together

  • ALBoy

    @ Lucious Brown Woman How you baby? :coffee:

  • Dawn

    The men are laughing beacuse EVERYONE of u has had a mash up moment... dryiing up a bish watering hole and chit and the women (except a few of you who are bottoms with "add ons" have been the victim of a drive by mashing...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    What chu been eatin His?!?!?!?!
    You know fish give you heartburn

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE :kiss: you right babe you got that one. I say we make up what say you?

    YSO girl behave I dont even know what that is

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    @ His :wave: lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Dawn
    :rofl: your azz said bye an hr ago and you still here being ratchet!! :rofl: plz don't leave!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL

    Yeah, she was drunk... or sick. I didn't really care to notice.
    I'm just glad I was on top at the time.
    :coffee:

  • Thetruth32

    MissHarlem says:

    TT hey girl how you been?
    ---------------------------
    doing good and thinkin about gettin Prince tickets.Whats going on with you?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Alex, yo lying ass name change threw me off! forgive me! :wail:

    *cries for 2 hours and saves my tears in a jar so i can drink them in front of Alex like Crybaby did*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Trying to have sex with a peen the size of a pinky and the only way I knew is becuz it wouldn't and could not go in :hurl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Queen
    But everyone knows that me, Harlem, and His have an Oprah, Gayle, Steadman rship!!!

  • Queen_City Gem

    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    candibfly says:

    *waits in the corner for bruhman in an outfit like tameka’s in the pic up top*

    trench coat – check
    granny pannies – check
    fishnets – check
    basic black bra – check
    ______________________________

    But the best part is you thats all I need
    ____________________________________

    Awwwww...now wasn't that sweet
    I been tryna stay outta yall lil romance but just couldn't resist this one

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Hey Al, I'm ok, just moody I guess

    Dawn you have caused me to have flashbacks that I was tryna forget!

    Culprit: Maybe you suckin it will help

    Me: Naw Niccah, if it won't get hard off my natural wetness then my mouth will not help!

  • ALBoy

    @ Man finish or quit? I already know the answer but just put it out there anyway :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    I knew Al would ask some sort of ?

  • Dawn

    RatchetFree says:

    @Dawn
    your azz said bye an hr ago and you still here being ratchet!! plz don’t leave!!

    _____

    SR in like a crack house or a meth house depending on where ur reading from... you just can't stop coming back... I'd suck my scroll mouse for open registration.....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    But everyone knows that me, Harlem, and His have an Oprah, Gayle, Steadman rship!!!
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Steadman ain't got no "relationship!"

  • Tatted Diva

    Hey back @ 'cha Choco....these spaces fill up so quick, I hope you get my shout out back 2 ya!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    Don't be silly and pls don't make me hurt you may wanna listen to the drs orders I was actually hospitalized and on bedrest for two months with my daughter be glad you are home! Don't make it worse!

  • Dawn

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Trying to have sex with a peen the size of a pinky and the only way I knew is becuz it wouldn’t and could not go in
    ________

    I blewed on one of those just to see if it would grow like wen u add water to a sea monkey... eventually I gave up and had a V-8.

  • Phrozen1der

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Lucious, i believe my simply orange w/ pineapple is giving it to me...i noticed this yesterday as well *lip quiver* i lubz that joosh!

    @Fiance, I KNOW I'M RIGHT! I was waiting for u to catch up lmao

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALBOY
    "finish or quit? I already know the answer but just put it out there anyway "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I finished. Just sped things up so she didn't get the full treatment.
    :coffee:

  • yvonne79

    @AlBOY: You have mail! :pc:

  • ALBoy

    @ dawn you are crazy :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Oh and the most embarrasing thing for me, I went out alone and since my good friend was the bartender she made my drink a lil strong, ao I'm thinkin if i drink a lot of water and dance alot I'll be good! I got home and thought I was gonna ride it til the wheels fell off and I went to sleep on top of him and the gentleman that he was he just let me sleep!
    He was rewarded for that the next day :grin:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ Alex

    First sign = denial

    Harlem and His...you might wanna step out the room while I confront Alex with my supporting documentation

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Tatted
    I gotchu :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    @Choco

    don't hurt me :( it's mostly paperwork I am doing so no harm.

  • Dawn

    Phro.......I was up ur way not long ago...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    I hate Dawn sooooooo much :dead: :rofl: :dead:

    Phrozennnnn *crawls in yo lap* I got heartburn today and a headache to match!

  • ALBoy

    @ Yvonne Lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dawn I was tryna respect you and leave you alone for 40 days!

  • Dawn

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Oh and the most embarrasing thing for me, I went out alone and since my good friend was the bartender she made my drink a lil strong, ao I’m thinkin if i drink a lot of water and dance alot I’ll be good! I got home and thought I was gonna ride it til the wheels fell off and I went to sleep on top of him and the gentleman that he was he just let me sleep!

    __________

    He didn't go soft and slide out? Was ur azz hole sore in the AM

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dawn
    I wasn't blowing on that chit but y did I tell him to put in backdoors and was even more DISGUSTED and the rubberband needle dyck :HURL:

    :argue: @ AL y did you make us think of this chit

  • Tatted Diva

    Hey Ratchet....Top of the Morning to ya! YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRACKN ME THE HELL UP 2DAY. I SO NEEDED THIS! :rofl:

    @ Sandra - Assaulting our Eyes....PAAAAAAAA! YOU ARE CRACKN ME UP. :rofl:

  • Dawn

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Dawn I was tryna respect you and leave you alone for 40 days!

    ________

    Some ppl smoke weed, some drank, I need to clown in this blog... I need rehab

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    Okay but limit yourself just don't play around...

  • tintin1979

    i wanna see Usher's Penis

  • ALBoy

    @ Phrozen we are talking about the most DISGUSTING (not embaressing) thing that has happen to you during sex. :coffee:

  • Dawn

    @Dawn
    I wasn’t blowing on that chit but y did I tell him to put in backdoors and was even more DISGUSTED and the rubberband needle dyck :HURL:

    _______

    Them tiny wonders are the best back door patrons... stick the needle in the haystack

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    *Hands His one of my Nexium and Excedrin Migraine pills* Come here boo, I'll make it all better :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    What will I eat for lunch today DAMMIT

  • Queen_City Gem

    Hey Phrozen :waves:

    So...what time we rolling out today, 12:30, 1:00??

  • Dawn

    Tatted Diva says:

    Hey Ratchet….Top of the Morning to ya! YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRACKN ME THE HELL UP 2DAY. I SO NEEDED THIS!
    _______

    I'm trying to keep the order in here but these people don't have home trainig.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dawn
    Im so sick thinking of that night OMG his chit was soooo bendy :shotsfired: to all needle dyck MEN

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dawn why in the hell would my azz be sore!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    Oh my .......

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Phro
    What up GQ!

  • ALBoy

    :lol: @ Bendy :no:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ CHOCO

    Me and you both thinkn bout lunch...I'm so damn hongry I done started shaking and rubbing my hands together...Feel like one of them chaps in the Sally Struthers commercials

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Dawn why in the hell would my azz be sore!
    ____________________________
    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    HIS U NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT :mad:

    slap me one more time u hear me?! *huffs like a bull and stares off wildly into space*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Me and you both thinkn bout lunch…I’m so damn hongry I done started shaking and rubbing my hands together…Feel like one of them chaps in the Sally Struthers commercials
    _______________________
    :lol: Im shaking too and now I feel to weak to go out and get it :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    TT *screams* PRINCEEEE I would love to see him in all his divatude. GET IT

    DAWN this is your rehab hun

    QUEEN now I should warn you dont do anything that will upset me when it comes to ALEX nor HIS

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    *huffs like a bull and stares off wildly into space*
    ______________________
    :rofl: Did you watch Fatal Attraction on the animal planet they had a story about a bull.

  • MissHarlem

    :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :blink:
    Did this nigga say "needle in the haystack?"
    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    i did choco, nig got stomped to death by his bull. they said the bull had no shame in killing him. ummm of course not, its a damn animal!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    *Hands Choco some of my lunch* None for you Queen!! :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    did she make me SECOND again? I'm gna have to do some re-evaluating.. :think:

    @Candi, well get it together missy!! hmph!

  • Queen_City Gem

    MissHarlem says:

    QUEEN now I should warn you dont do anything that will upset me when it comes to ALEX nor HIS
    ________________________________________________

    Now, I know yall all in love and thas a brutiful thang but Alex need an intervention. Now I know I just "moved in"... but I done seen some thangs...oh I done seen some thangs

    **rocking back in forth cradled in the fetal position**

  • candibfly

    psssh i ain't eem do nothin :scowls:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ Alex -

    **drying up my tears*** I didn't want no damn rice cakes and V8 juice en-t-way

    Why a bytch can't neva get nuthin to eat round here :shrugs:

  • Thetruth32

    MissHarlem says:
    TT *screams* PRINCEEEE I would love to see him in all his divatude. GET IT
    ---------------
    Tickets go on sale today...so I will be on :pc:getting my tickets

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @ Candi and His "CUT IT OUT!!!!!!" Besides its time for lunch and I brought Dr. Peppers and a Veggie Pizza lets eat!!!

  • candibfly

    *throws a celery stalk to no one in particular* in case anyone in here is hungry :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    but I done seen some thangs…oh I done seen some thangs

    **rocking back in forth cradled in the fetal position**
    _______________________
    :lol:

    @Candi
    I know it was really sad but the one I found to be amazing was the dude with the Buffalo :blink:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Lady at my job bought her Prince tickets yesterday...he'll be here next week. She was happy as hell...walking round sing Raspberry Beret and everything...

  • candibfly

    bruhman ion like dr pepper. *renches around and gets a sprite zero* waits for the filet mignon pizza that bruhman must be hiding under the veggie pizzas

    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Queen
    Everything I do is out in the open.
    Let me break it down.
    I already told you about me, Harlem, and His.
    Me and Choco are like Lil Wayne and Toya. I will do anything fa ha. She will always have my heart. :heart:
    SBelle is my boo thing. The only one who has a key.
    Laker is my baby mama until the test shows otherwise.

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Veggie Pizza consists of Cheese, Crust, Onions, Peppers, and Tomatos and its good

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    throws a celery stalk to no one in particular* in case anyone in here is hungry
    _________________________
    :lol: throw it at yourself you the main one who is always starving

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    i love veggie pizza AND dr. pepper

    lightskinned bishes always wanna picky and bougie...thats what bruhs color struck ass gets! *flips hair and munches on pizza*

    CANDI I LOVE U BEW!! :hug: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Bruh
    I need some meat on my pizza

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Filet Mignon :blink: Who got Filet Mignon money?!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    STARVING :lol BRB Im going to go buy a slice of pizza

  • candibfly

    did bruhman just yell at me in caps :blink:

    i kinda liked it

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    And for dessert I got Banana Pudding

  • candibfly

    u the one with 20 jobs

    choco ion like fruits and veggies :-/

    HIS hmmph *eats the pizza anyway* i'm remember this tho

  • Phrozen1der

    Waddap everyone?! :waves:

    @QC Nah Im staying today LMFAO!!

    @ALBoi I'm a virgin, so I don't know :coffee:

    @Dawn word,when??

    @His Hey babes?! She's #Ratchet I've already saw it..

    @Candi Waddap!?

    @Alex Hey sis!

    @Choco @Harlem :hug:

    @TheTruth Waddap babes?!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    :hurl: anything banana is gross

  • Thetruth32

    Queen_City Gem says:

    Lady at my job bought her Prince tickets yesterday…he’ll be here next week. She was happy as hell…walking round sing Raspberry Beret and everything…
    -------------------
    my homegirl that live in queen city got her yesterday too. he will be in columbia too

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man Waddap my dude?! :yes: <---Headnod

  • Phrozen1der

    @QC Yeah everyone trying to go see Prince, but I have no desire to.. :shrug:

  • Thetruth32

    Hey @Phrozen

    Had a blast in QC for CIAA

  • candibfly

    bruhman we need to get to know one another better

    ion like none of that stuff

    i never had a banana, they stink :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Bruh
    You are breaking the friendship rules. Whatever you bring, it must be double. One for Candi and one for me. We like the same things!! :rules:

    And that banana pudding better be from scratch. I don't do no made from instant pudding shyt! :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    *Goes in phone booth and comes out dressed in a Lisa Raye white on white special*

    memba what Candi? ion mean no harm *lip quiver* being pure and innocent is hard!! I never dip my toe in the river of sin!! I only spoke the truths!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    I can see Prince on Pop-up video :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @TheTruth That's what's good, glad you had a ball! :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO

    What up my nigga?
    **fistpound**

  • ALBoy

    @Kei Nem I only eat my mommas banana pudding its so good.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO

    BRING ME BACK SOME PIZZA!

  • MzDimplez1123

    That pic of Tameka s like 2 or 3yrs old atleast.

    MOrning yall.

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ Alex

    Do you hear yourself?? Did you see that list?? Everybody got a role, everybody's serving YOU a purpose...hence :iketurner:

    I know they all know bout each other...and that's what makes it pimpin, Pimpin

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    ALBoy says:

    @Kei Nem I only eat my mommas banana pudding its so good.
    _______________
    :yes: and my granny's. I can't stand when folk put 5 bananas and 10 cookies. :nono:

  • Phrozen1der

    @man Can't call it, trying to make it to Friday..Daylight Savings time got me wanting to take a week off... :no:

  • Dawn

    Kei says:

    anything banana is gross

    ________

    Nope, banana now and laters are yummy

    That Bananas song by Gwen Steffani was good, thats how I learned to spell banana

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    WAHT IS THIS NO ONE LIKES TO EAT GOOD FOOD?!!

    @ Alex I do I had a bowl in the cooler just for you and sorry for the meatless pizza but gotta stay true for lent.
    @ Candi, you are beautiful, you are imcomparable, and amazing but you are right I need a list right now of all types of foods and ish you Eat!!!!!
    @His I am glad someone likes food that'll bring longevity to their life

  • Thetruth32

    Phrozen1der says:

    @TheTruth That’s what’s good, glad you had a ball!
    ==================
    Thanks.. This was my first time going to day parties.loved it

  • kisha

    :offtopic:

    a friend of a cousins sisters sisters son of mine... as well as a credible source, let me in on y evelyn was so down n out at the reunion show...

    while sitting there on stage, she realized she f_cked matt barnes, jennifers ex-ogre, the host, shaq, kenny, dwayne AND suzie... n she was afraid someone would slip up and tell ocho-nueve...

    but, little does she know, ocho-siete ALSO f_cked...

    matt barnes, jennifers ex-ogre, the host, shaq, kenny, dwayne AND suzie...

    DAMNIT! i should b a reality tv show director/producer/superstar/blogger/stylist mom of 8 kids with a flat stretch-marked stomach too!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    @Dawn

    Too funny I had a toddler who learned how to spell banana from that song.

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE I didnt address you second after we came to an agreement *files nails*

    ALEX hun she aint the only that has a key *files nails*

    QUEEN :side eye:

  • Queen_City Gem

    **does a Bad Boys roll over to the celery stalk***

    DAMN...ain't no peanut butta or nuthin on this mug?!?

    **looks around and secretly takes a bite and flashes someone a 'thank you' smile smirk**

    #teamungrateful

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO
    "Can’t call it, trying to make it to Friday..Daylight Savings time got me wanting to take a week off"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    "Daylight Savings" time is racist.
    :coffee:

  • Dawn

    :offtopic:

    I saw you)
    Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here
    (Walking in the rain)
    Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
    Listen first things first let me hang up the coat
    (You were holding hands and I'll)
    Yeah how was your day today
    Did you miss me
    (Never be the same)
    You did? Yeah? I missed you too
    I missed you so much I followed you today
    (I saw you)
    That's right now close your mouth
    'Cause you cold busted
    (Walking in the rain)
    Now just sit down here, sit down here
    I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
    (You were holding hands and I'll)
    You know my first impulse was to run up on you
    And do a Rambo
    (Never be the same)
    I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
    But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
    So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
    I called up the bank and took out every dime.
    Than I cancelled all your credit cards...
    I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
    Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is
    packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you
    thinking?
    You don't mess with the Juice!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    HOW DARE THIS NEW WOMAN COME IN HERE INSULTING EVELYN'S GOOD NAME!!!!
    :mad:

  • Queen_City Gem

    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Filet Mignon Who got Filet Mignon money?!!!!
    _____________________________________________________

    I know thas right...cuz niccas is broke these days.
    Barely can afford the g-fab skrimps at Red Lobster...

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Kish,

    It seems like Evenlyn and Ocho were made for each other

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hello Kisha :hug: Have we met? It's very nice to meet you, it's a pleasure knowing me.

  • MissHarlem

    *mad late* HEYYYY PHRO :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    SO PHRO YOU JUST GON ACT LIKE YOU DONT SEE ME HUH!
    AS MUCH AS I LOVEDEDEDED YOU (I FEEL TINY COMIN ON)
    DIS HOW U GON DO ME!

  • candibfly

    hey phrozen, u see how they treat the most humble and sweetest poster?!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN
    "You don’t mess with the Juice!"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    The anthem for when "Tricking Goes Wrong."

  • Queen_City Gem

    Phrozen1der says:

    @QC Yeah everyone trying to go see Prince, but I have no desire to..
    _____________________________________________

    Me neither.
    Now, bring on New Edition and a nigga is there :yes:

  • Dawn

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    HOW DARE THIS NEW WOMAN COME IN HERE INSULTING EVELYN’S GOOD NAME!!!!

    _______
    I'd rub my good name all up on her good name

  • Phrozen1der

    @Truth Day parties are that shyt!!

    @Man hellz yeah!!

    @Brown :yahoo: Waddup mama's?!

    Hey @MissHarlem!!

    @Candi Yup,they foul I know..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    HOW DARE THIS NEW WOMAN COME IN HERE INSULTING EVELYN’S GOOD NAME!!!!
    ___________________________________________________

    EVELYN, THAT TRAMP BYTCH SKANK HO

  • Queen_City Gem

    Adding a new name to the list, I see :coffee:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Adding a new name to the list, I see :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL9babg8zA Kei

    I just had a captcha that was KFC4B #Thatsracist.

  • Phrozen1der

    @QC :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN
    "HOW DARE THIS NEW WOMAN COME IN HERE INSULTING EVELYN’S GOOD NAME!!!!

    _______
    I’d rub my good name all up on her good name"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    You'll need these and you'll have a chance.
    -shoes
    -flowers
    -fake black card
    -video camera (please document it all for me)

  • Queen_City Gem

    ...was tryna add #noshadejustobserving to my last TWO posts

  • Dawn

    Kei says:

    I just had a captcha that was KFC4B #Thatsracist
    ____

    Who had KFC for breakfast?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    "HOW DARE THIS NEW WOMAN COME IN HERE INSULTING EVELYN’S GOOD NAME!!!!
    ___________________________________________________

    EVELYN, THAT TRAMP BYTCH SKANK HO"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    You stop it right there Brown! That lady has done NOTHING to be disparaged in such a way! :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Phro
    Don't you dare laugh at Queen!! :nono: We all have a life list. :coffee:

  • Queen_City Gem

    I'm finna go get me somehting to eat so yall ain't lookn out...

    It's clear that no one has love for the new bish on the block (cept maybe one might finna be again friend)

    :deuces: for now

  • Queen_City Gem

    *since

  • candibfly

    bruhman, his, harlem, and alex pls pool together some bail money, i might slap a bytch today up in this piece! *steam coming from my head* :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @QUEEN
    "I’m finna go get me somehting to eat so yall ain’t lookn out…"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    I'd get you something to eat, provided you return a "favor" to me.
    :coffee:

  • Dawn

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @DAWN
    “HOW DARE THIS NEW WOMAN COME IN HERE INSULTING EVELYN’S GOOD NAME!!!!

    _______
    I’d rub my good name all up on her good name”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    You’ll need these and you’ll have a chance.
    -shoes
    -flowers
    -fake black card
    -video camera (please document it all for me)

    _________

    I got a 2 for 1 coupon fir gellato or jello-toe how ever u spell that fake uppity ice cream, sh'ell go for it. OAN I'll use my rush card to buy a shoe at her store.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Nothin but be a high class whore just like Kim, oh wait fckin for hand bags and shoes would make her a cheap whore

  • kisha

    exactly bruhman... lol hey ratchetfree! nice name! we have not met but its nice to meet u as well :hug:

    sorry bout my lil bit of info... but my source really wanted me to let it b known :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    Why that Queen person messing with us?!? Yesterday, it was you. Today it's me. :mad:

    Harlem, that Queen person from Budapest is no longer allowed at any gatherings. :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dawn you'd have her wrapped with the Rush card

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Kisha
    Just so you know. RatchetFree is also known as Alex. I had to change my name to separate myself from some ppl in here. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    You're kinda cute Kisha, are you fresh meat or have you been on here with another name like some folks do!

  • candibfly

    u know how them puke fans be actin :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Man
    You can have this damn pizza Im sick UGH I hate that when I get something to eat and then Im not satisfied with it!

  • StillASassyOne

    I know I'm late but to answer Al's question from like 200 posts ago....

    Was giving head and I vomited on his wee-wee and all on the floor in front of him. I cleaned it up. Went back to doing it 20 mins later and vomited again.

    He said: "oh- fukk it tonight." And went and sat down and watched video games.

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    "Nothin but be a high class whore just like Kim, oh wait fckin for hand bags and shoes would make her a cheap whore"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    SOME WOMEN JUST KNOW WHAT THEY WANT AND DON'T NEED TO WAIT!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    brb going to lunch

  • http://reverbnation.com/youngchuckietaylor BK2ATLMAN

    good afternoon peeps.. what did i walk into :wtf:

  • CFREE

    Dawn says:

    I saw you)
    Hey hey baby how ya doin’ come on in here
    (Walking in the rain)
    Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
    Listen first things first let me hang up the coat
    (You were holding hands and I’ll)
    Yeah how was your day today
    Did you miss me
    (Never be the same)
    You did? Yeah? I missed you too
    I missed you so much I followed you today
    (I saw you)
    That’s right now close your mouth
    ‘Cause you cold busted
    (Walking in the rain)
    Now just sit down here, sit down here
    I’m so upset with you I don’t know what to do
    (You were holding hands and I’ll)
    You know my first impulse was to run up on you
    And do a Rambo
    (Never be the same)
    I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
    But I didn’t wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
    So instead I chilled — That’s right chilled
    I called up the bank and took out every dime.
    Than I cancelled all your credit cards…
    I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
    Don’t go lookin’ in that closet ’cause everything you came here with is
    packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you
    thinking?
    You don’t mess with the Juice!

    Cotdammit! If I neva laugh again i'll be just fine :rofl: i need to go download this shyt ASAP!
    @DAWN Y u do me like u do? Huh, u pulled dis shyt from waaaayyyy back

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KISHA

    My name is Man, I just don't care™. Also lovingly referred to as "Manuel," "Black Jesus" and "He That Is Always Right."
    **kisses hand**

    Tell us about yourself.
    -where you from?
    -what you do?
    -Who are you a big fan of?
    -Who do you hate?
    -Facials?
    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex :lol:

    @SASO I hate you, and all the keys you type on or will EVER type on!! :rofl:

  • candibfly

    *walks back in with my gourmet lean cuisine*

    pls move to the silicone post

  • Dawn

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @KISHA

    My name is Man, I just don’t care™. Also lovingly referred to as “Manuel,” “Black Jesus” and “He That Is Always Right.”

    _______

    aLSO known as Mr tiny peen, needle in the hay stack, Waka Flaka Mamas kitty warmer

  • kisha

    ratchetfree aka alex... understood and duly noted

    brown, thank u... nice lips boo. i actually did have another name a while ago but i only posted 3 times or so...

    man, u just dont care... hello. y dont u care? sometimes i dont care either... im from the midwest. im in school and im also a personal banker (not a fancy name for a teller lol)... im a big fan of art and i hate evelyn... jk

    dawn... duly noted

  • Tatted Diva

    Tatted Diva says:

    Hey Ratchet….Top of the Morning to ya! YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRACKN ME THE HELL UP 2DAY. I SO NEEDED THIS!
    _______
    Dawn says:

    I’m trying to keep the order in here but these people don’t have home trainig.
    _________
    I see Dawn, I see! LOL