Pop singer Ke$ha's sexy bikini pics caused an uproar when they surfaced online yesterday. You can't tell Ke$ha she isn't fine. Well, you can tell her but she won't believe you. The last time the 24-year-old revealed her sexy bod on a beach, her fans screamed "PHOTOSHOP!"


Ke$ha shows how she keeps her malleable curves in tip top shape!

Speaking of top shape: if you are an aging supermodel (or an aging anything) allow Verushcka to give you some hope for your future. The German model, actress, and artist who was extremely popular during the 60s, is still modeling for the italian label OVS - Oviesse. She is 71.

They say everything old is new again, but multi-millionaire actress Mary-Kate Olsen takes those words literally. Mary-Kate raided her grandmother's closet for the fashionable rags she wore while strolling near her home in NYC yesterday. She is 24.

Photos: Splash News Online and Celeb Slam

  • Peachpussycat

    She's looking a little Lady GaGa-ish in the pelvic area. You sure she wasn't born with both parts?

  • Queen_City Gem

    Is this SR.com? :confused: Who dese people?? I mean, I know who they are but...why??

    Ain't nothing "sexy" bout that square body girl in that volleyball net bikini...

  • MissButtons

    eww

  • Peachpussycat

    Every morning I see reruns of Full House. That was like 20+ years ago when the Olsens's were 1 or 2 years old!!! Why are they still showing reruns??

  • Anna

    Could Ke$ha not find a more flattering suit? Mary Kate has on so many clothes because she probably doesn't weigh 70# and is always cold.

  • Queen_City Gem

    ...and they still gettn checks

    #mustbenice

  • FoxE

    :blink:

    She needs a new trainer the one she has or lack of.... is doing her soo wrong. :coffee:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Sandrarose says:

    Ke$ha shows how she keeps her malleable curves in tip top shape!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Now DATS comedy! LMAO!!!

  • Phrozen1der

    What in the BoxCar Children, Addie boots,Dr Seuss Mayhem is going on with Kesha's ass crotch?!

    The bilemic twin looks like a Russian Diplomat!

    Kesha's body is made up of all the things that cause exta-marital affairs.. Bish your body makes US sick #ThrowUp :rofl:

  • Destinee

    Keisha needs to do some sit ups, not push ups. It is her mid section that needs help!

  • FoxE

    Why is Verushcka so tight around the lips???

    And Mary-Kate WHY????

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Does Mary-Kate have on a choir robe?

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha's body looks like a wheel barrel... :rofl:

  • yvonne79

    *SIGH*

  • Peachpussycat

    :rofl: @ Phro

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha looks like she does'nt wipe... :coffee:

  • MzDetermined

    I knew the Olsen twins were weid...but damn Kate get it together.

  • Anna

    Peachpussycat says:

    Every morning I see reruns of Full House. That was like 20+ years ago when the Olsens’s were 1 or 2 years old!!! Why are they still showing reruns??

    ~~~~~~
    I still watch "The Waltons" on the Inspirational Channel.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Props to the MODEL

    Bleh on all the rest

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha looks like Riddick Bowe... :coffee:

  • FoxE

    @Phro :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha is built like Adam Sandler :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha chops down trees in her spare time.. #PaulBunyanAssBish :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha riverdances with cavemen :coffee:

  • Peachpussycat

    PHROOOOOO STOP!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Peach NO! She needs to stop! :rofl:

    Kesha is built like Rip Van Winkle! :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha is built like David Hasslehoff :coffee:

  • yvonne79

    Phrozen1der says:
    "Kesha riverdances with cavemen"

    "Kesha is built like David Hasslehoff"

    "Kesha is built like Rip Van Winkle!"
    ***********************************
    Ratchetness.....it's a movement! Join it.... :lol:

  • ALBoy

    She is built like one of those double popsicles :no: Like a bikini on a box of corn flakes :coffee: thinking of something nice something nice :think: Ah She has nice..... pushup form ???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Ke$ha is built like Chaz Bono :coffee:

  • yvonne79

    (hops in semi and heads to North Carolina to confiscate Dr Pepper within a 1,000 mile radius of Phrozen)

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yvonne :lol:

    @ALBoy #Bullshyt That broad has shoulders like the worlds strongest man, and a bottom like Yokazuna! :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Phro, you sure you didn't use to fukk her or something?? Cuz nicca you is :mad: at that bish for real :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    :lol: @ yokozuna
    She built like phil jackson for real though no joke :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    #PaulBunyanAssBish
    _____________________
    :lol: I was like what in the box figure hail is sexy about a SHIM with no hips :nono:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yvonne :rofl:

    Kesha is built like Warren Sapp.. :coffee:

  • FoxE

    @choco

    Check the Lala post

  • Phrozen1der

    @QC I'm mad at anyone who is built like a Steam engine and has #NoShade in showing that shyt off... :rofl:

  • FoxE

    :rofl:

    Y'all goin so hard on her tho..
    I hope she takes this constructive critcism well :coffee:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    :rofl: Phro goin in on Spongebroad

  • Phrozen1der

    @Fox I hope she is as offended, by my jokes as I am about her shape!! :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Awesome :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    How was Kesha's body the insipration for the Pink Floyd symbol?! :rofl:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Harpo, whoz her? Blank stare.

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha was the stunt double for the Terminator! :coffee:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Phrozen1der says:

    Kesha's body looks like a wheel barrel... :rofl:
    ________________

    Stop it! I swear men are worse critics of females than other females. :lol:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    So no one's going to mention how great Veruschka looks to be 71? :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sandra
    I said props to the model!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FoxE
    Okay

  • Suga Foot

    Phro, I had to come out of lurk mode. Ya killing me!!!!
    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Sandra She needs to wear all BLACK one pieces.. :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @SugaFoot :lol:

  • Suga Foot

    Sandra, it was hard to even acknowledge the model after reading Phro's comments.

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Great surgeons can do that for you, not to mention lack of real responsibility or cares like paying bills and working. Prince comes to mind :coffee:

  • yvonne79

    Phrozen1der says:
    Kesha was the stunt double for the Terminator!
    March 16, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    ********************
    Which one? Arnold or the ones thereafter?

    #towninstigator
    #needclarification

  • Phrozen1der

    and Veruschka scares me! :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yvonne ALL of them!! :rofl: #WithNoPads

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    yvonne79 says:

    Phrozen1der says:
    Kesha was the stunt double for the Terminator!
    March 16, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    ********************
    Which one? Arnold or the ones thereafter?
    ____________________

    I would go for Linda Hamilton's character on T2

  • peanutbuttercup

    I don't know if I'm more disturbed by Mary Kate's attire or the fact that she has freakin "cat hair" all over her jacket. Just nasty.

  • Suga Foot

    Rosario...er, Yvonne, please don't give him any more reasons to go in on Kesha. I have work to do today and I NEED to be productive. You gonna have me over here waiting to see what he says next.

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Mary Kate look like she could be the old lady handing out apples in the forest on a Disney musical of Snow White with those clothes on

  • MissHarlem

    KESHA ASS NEEDS NOT TO BE ON THIS BLOG. THAT MUCH I DO KNOW

  • Suga Foot

    BruhMan, I was trying to figure out what she reminded me of. You hit the nail on the head!!

  • yvonne79

    @SugaFoot: Will do! On that note, I am off to lunch.
    @Phrozen: Please commence with the ratchetness so I'll have something to read upon my return. Your compliance would greatly be appreciated.

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    When I'm on I'm on

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yvonne :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha has a penis and she is wearing a cup... :coffee:

  • Suga Foot

    STOP IT PHRO!!!
    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @SugaFoot :rofl:

  • candibfly

    the Olsens always looks homeless

  • StillASassyOne

    Phro!!!

    I've been chocking on my water for 5 fukkn minutes after your "wheel barrow" comment!

    STOP IT!!! :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    "The builemic twin looks like a Russian Diplomat!"

    -----------------

    done read this 4 times and fell out laughing each time! :rofl:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    candibfly says:

    the Olsens always looks homeless
    ________________________________

    Yes they most certainly do

  • candibfly

    speaking of popsicle al, my friend said she was built like a creamsicle :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Saso :rofl:

    @Candi They are :coffee:

  • candibfly

    *climbs up the right side of bruhman and sits on his shoulder...topless* good afternoon :hug:

  • Phrozen1der

    Kesha's pubes probably feel like Brillo... :rofl:

  • candibfly

    why didn't she just wear a one piece?

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    candibfly says:

    *climbs up the right side of bruhman and sits on his shoulder…topless* good afternoon
    __________________________

    Same to you and I appreciate lunch OWWWW!!!!! ;)

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Phrozen1der says:

    Kesha’s pubes probably feel like Brillo…
    _______________________________

    No Bueno :no:

  • KDub

    Wheel Barrow...Russian Diplomat...Brillo pube hairs...stunt doubles. Everybody just GO!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kwall :rofl:

  • FloridaChick813

    What curves???

    *squints eyes, tilts head sideways, rubs eyes* NOPE, STILL CANT SEE IT :shrug: && that bathing suit is just hideous!!!!

  • FloridaChick813

    @Candi Boo, I just ordered you this bathing suit from Ebay, I had El Debarge face airbrused on the back. You will be receiving it in the next 5-10 business days!! ENJOY LOVE!!!!! ;)

  • CFREE

    :shocked: :no:

    :dead: as fluk at all of Phro's comments :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLiSlxSS9c YSoSerious

    Ke$ha is shaped like Waka Flocka SquareHips...

    That old broad looks good for being an old broad...

    I gave up on the Olsens a long time ago...

  • Phrozen1der

    @Cfree :rofl:

    @Yso Hell yeah she is!!!

  • FloridaChick813

    YSO says: Ke$ha is shaped like Waka Flocka SquareHips…

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLiSlxSS9c YSoSerious

    @Phro

    I typed that before I read YOUR comments. :rofl:

    You didn't even crack your knuckle or nothin' before landed those gut punches. :rofl: again.

    (gets Phro some ice for the inevitable swelling)

  • JinxnJade555

    Dead arse wrong @Phro and @YSO. :dead: :rofl:

  • JinxnJade555

    But chick looks like she need the Holy Water Special, with a side of bleach, listerine and workout. Just nasty :hurl:

  • pinksghetti

    Kesha used to be plumper that's probably why her body is like that.

    That 71 year old lady looks good.

    Mary Kate, girl please. I'm all for hippy, bohemian chic but that's not it that's looking like Granny from the Beverly Hillbies if she were homeless.

  • JinxnJade555

    :offtopic: :ashamed: Who is Diabla? I asked this question weeks ago and people started catching the Holy Ghost acting like I didnt ask the question.

  • JinxnJade555

    Should I :pray:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :rofl:

    @Jinxn :pray:

  • KayCeiSoul

    Well look at Ke$sha looking like a Comcast cable box. I was 'bout to grab the remote and flip to On Demand.

    I am amazed at Veruschka...71 years old and still looking like Pyrex instead of Gladware.

    She kinda looks like the Verucka Salt girl from the original Willy Wonka tho'. I agree that she needs to show all of these Hollywood women how it's done, because all of them are starting to look like those cat people off SleepWalkers.

  • vetta

    Kesha should've worn a t-shirt over all that, not cute at all.

    "Kesha looks like she does’nt wipe"--she probably wipes, but doesn't wash her hands afterwards.