Celebrity Seed: Lauryn Hill’s Daughter in Teen Vogue
According to Black Celeb Kids, Lauryn Hill’s daughter, Selah Marley, is featured in the latest issue of Teen Vogue magazine. Dad is Rohan Marley, son of reggae great, Bob Marley.
In the issue, the 12-year-old budding star talks about wanting to follow in her parent’s musical footsteps. She tells the magazine, “Singing is my favorite thing to do. One day I hope to get signed to a record label.” Besides looking up to her famous parents Lauryn Hill and Rohan Marley, Selah admits that she is a big fan of singer Justin Bieber. “I am a huge fan of Justin’s. I love his personality and his looks just take the cake!”
Hill, an earth sista who prefers to wear her hair natural in order to be closer to God, has instilled the same beliefs in her children. Selah steers clear of weave extensions and lacefronts. Instead, she wears her natural, unprocessed, healthy hair past her shoulders.
Moms, please show these pics to your young daughters so they can see that natural hair is more beautiful than any manufactured weave or lacefront. Your daughter’s edges will thank you later.
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Cute
Damn auntie, you busy today huh????
She’s a lovely gal!
Cute little girl, they are growin up fast!!!
Cute! She’s almost a spitting image of her mom!
YES SHE IS SO ADORABLE…I AGREE AUNITE I ROCK A VERY SEXY SHORT HAIR CUT, I HAVE TOO LET WEAVES GO…:cheers:
She is cute…looks just like her mother. And how could she not love singing? Gradndad is a legend and mom is just so dope…
With that am going to listen to Miseducation
lovely young lady
what really happened to lauryn hill? IDK but it seems as if she is doing a good job with all those kids
she looks exactly like lauryn
Beautiful young lady!
Awww she cute! She looks like her mom in the last pics.
She’s pretty. I had that same skirt when I was 12.
hey Peach
i saw u speak earlier before i logged out
With that am going to listen to Miseducation
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GREATNESS!!!! Best CD of all time!
people can wear their hair anyway they want. i choose to not get perms or put chemicals in my hair (4 yrs w/o a perm, 2 yrs w/o color) and that’s my preference. if someone wants to wear a weave or lacefront that’s them. worry about ur own roots
Really cute girl – but crazy looking mother
worry about ur own roots
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@Candi I almost always skim through Sandra’s commentary so I had to scroll back up to see who you were referring to.
I thought it was one of the comments you read.
LOOKIN LIKE HER MOMMA!!!
i rarely read the commentary too but i just so happened to read this one
She is beautiful!!
Candi Boo you are goregous!! Weave or not!!!!
@Peachy, I too had that same skirt!!!!
i don’t have weave tho
but ur right, i am fly! *puts on my leggings that say flo and candi rock the house*
Her daughter looks like a prettier version of her (not that Lauryn’s ugly)
Does Lauryn use Godliness to justify those catepillar eyebrows too?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Really cute girl – but crazy looking mother
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have to agree with you on that one!!! lmao
i was about to say that she inherited the groucho marx brows. she’s cute tho.
What everyone else said, She is beautiful
have to agree with you on that one
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sexyass25 says:
I AGREE AUNITE I ROCK A VERY SEXY SHORT HAIR CUT, I HAVE TOO LET WEAVES GO…
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Congrats!
she’s cute!
her mother is fcking nuts! but I still love me some Lauryn
*cues Ex-factor and sways from side to side*
***paging AL over the SR intercom***
Singing There goes my baby! Ms Solo Diva where you been at baby?
@ candi
nice pose !!
@CIVIL
“Does Lauryn use Godliness to justify those catepillar eyebrows too?”
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I think that’s a blanket excuse when you just don’t give a damn how you look anymore.
good afternoon HIS
thanks witeboi
have to agree with you on that one
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and you know his maaan!!!!
It’s funny Lauryn didn’t love the limelight, yet has her 12 yr old doing magazines and chit.
I agree Sandra Put them lacefronts, Wigs, polyester plastic horse hair down ….and love the head i mean HAIR your in…now that is how a lil young girl should look, and not like a whore…CLEAN
If it wasnt for them bushy azz eyebrows
she still pretty nonetheless
WHAT UP THO WITEBOI? ARE YOU SEXUAL WHITECHOCOLATE LIKE PAUL WALL/EMINEM OR ARE YOU MORE LIKE GABRIEL AUBRY (HALLE BABY DADDY)
OH AND WOULD YOU LOOK LIKE TO SMACK DAT (points to gravi lard azz)
Hello. LOVE ME SOME LAURYN HILL! And what a cute young lady she is, not looking like a heathen, looking nice in well-fitting close, nice hair, slender arms, no massive booty prutuding all over the place. I know er body can’t and don’t want to be all slender but I’m just saying: She ain’t fat! Peace.
*Would you like to smack dat
<—-
Correction: clothes
Beautiful girl.
awww…she’s a beauty….
smh AL ain’t never gawn be shat!
Good Afternoon @Dymond
Cute. I love her apple earrings
Cha Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*runs around screaming like Kevin McAllister on Home alone*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@ Cha Cha
lmao!!! like to smack fat azzez but not that one!! gotta be a little more firm with some color!!
@ Choco
how would you describe me??? help me out with this one!
I haven’t had a relaxer in 6 months…..under this sew in
*snuggles under the left cheek in cha cha’s gravie and settles into one of the dimples*
@ CHA CHA fat paul wall or the new skinny one?
eminem before or after mariah?
i think gabriel might be my fave
@ Choco
how would you describe me??? help me out with this one!
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How does Blanche of SR know what you look like?
Looks like she’s moved on Al.
what up Dymond!
gabriel??? dude probably like the strap on like ursher!! lmao
*peeps in* What a beauty!!!!!!
What up, people!!
@ peach
she knows what i look like
*pops gum and tilts witeboi’s hat to the side* u new?
@Witeboi
I would describe you as a cute beefy witeboi – with a goatee that turns a bish on! Is that the part you wanted me to describe
@ candi
yep browsed for a while then i jumped in yesterday to see whats poppin
@ choco
yep all else is our little secret!! lmao!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Witeboi
I would describe you as a cute beefy witeboi – with a goatee that turns a bish on! Is that the part you wanted me to describe
naw BISH..YOU HOLDIN OUT..GETS TA FORWARDING…YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
HEY CANDI…. *makes booty clap so Candi can feel like she is on a cool ride..
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *falls to the ground in the heap of snot… WHY DONT YOU CALL ME NO MORE……….WASNT I GOOOD TA U!
hey witeboi
IDK what gabriel likes sexually but that dude is FOINE…for a wite boi…just kidding 
hey divine
DYMOND
I WILL CLIMB UP THAT MOUNTAIN ANYDAY…Halle with that bullshyt!
@ dymond
yeah he is my hero….( as monster ball plays in my head)
Blanche of SR know
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BISSSHHHH HEFFA GO TO HAIL
@ MAn It looks like it Mane!
Turns up Pretty Wings and burns her Facebook and sr Gravi calender that I made
I always thought L Boogie was GORG her daughter is cute hope she can sing. I wonder how Lauryn feels abt her wanting to sing.
naw BISH..YOU HOLDIN OUT..GETS TA FORWARDING…YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
bish dont put me on blast I can’t I PROMISED 
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Turns up Pretty Wings and burns her Facebook and sr Gravi calender that I made
@ Pretty Wings 
@ AL
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She is beautiful.. like Lauryn was back in the day.. but I just wanna break into thier house one night and arch all of thier eye brows!
I haven’t had a relaxer in 6 months…..under this sew in
@ O Honey,
:Cosign:
Neither have I. I haven’t had a relaxer or processed my hair in 4 years and my hair is totally HEALTHY….under my plethora of lace fronts I own… :cofee:
People kill me telling other people what they should do with their hair and how to spend their money…
<<<<<<<back to lurking
@Choco
Bish you know I 
you! Now put the guns down!
yep all else is our little secret!! lmao!!
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shes a purrty girl
loving the natural hair!!
We Know
ALBoy says:
Turns up Pretty Wings and burns her Facebook and sr Gravi calender that I made
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awww AL dont give up
@AL ITS KAY PAPI
WHAT HAPPEN TELL MAMI 
<<<onthetip
<<<titilickandpinch
@CHOCO U BREAKING CORAZONES ALREADY??? BAD FUKA U
@Peach
I was laughing so hard I was this bish calling me a old flirt 
@Dymond Nah Forget It!
@Lakes
Im not AL is GOOD RICHARD 
SAD NEWS… RAPPER NATE DOGG PASSED AWAY TODAY AT THE YOUNG AGE OF 41
soooooo sad..
We Know
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It does look like she has nice thick hair in the pony tail picture. She’s pretty like her Mom.
@CHA
Imma need you to report the news in a more timely fashion
whasup Laker baby
@Al
Did you see what I said in the last post, negro?
Selah is pretty!
@Sandra
Whya re you all over somebody else’s hair?! some of you natural hair nazis kill me! Live & let live dammit!
FA REAL………….Im late Choco…UGH BISH FLUCK YOU FOR PUTTIN ME ON B LAST
EVER SINCE YOU WON IDOL YOU AINT BEEN THE SAME CHOCO..
@CHOCO WATEVA U COUGAR **BY THE WAY I SAW A DOCUMENTARY ON COUGARS LAST NIGHT AND THEM FUKAS IS BEUTIFUL CREATURES FAST DANGEROUS AND ON THAT AZZ KINDA LIKE U WHEN I SAW THE FACE OF THE COUGAR MAD I WAS LIKE THATS PROLLY WHAT CHOCO FACE LOOK LIKE WHEN SHE RIDING THAT D!CK**
I KNOW COCHINA BUT IT WAS BEYOND FUNNY AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM THA NEW WAT I WAS LAUGHING AT 
EVER SINCE YOU WON IDOL YOU AINT BEEN THE SAME CHOCO..
STTTOOOOOPPPP I need LOVE
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@SASSY
HEY ERMOSA HOW U BEEN??
@ SASO I said what question you talkin bout baby?
CivilEngineer says:
Her daughter looks like a prettier version of her (not that Lauryn’s ugly)
Does Lauryn use Godliness to justify those catepillar eyebrows too?
__________________________________________________________________________Stop it…lol. The little girl is too young in my opinion to be grooming her eye brows. Now mom on the other hand used to do so back in the day. Rohan has worked his Rasta magic on her.
@AL **STOPS KISSING TIP** SO U JUST GON IGNORE A CHICA HUH??? IT’S KAY I GET IT
<<<v8straberrykiwijugo
OH OKAY…I SEE SANDRA POSTED IT 95756 POST AGO… OH WHATEVA I SEE IM THE ONLIEST BISH WORKIN UP IN HEA
I lubs you anyways CHOCO… and I will luv you much much more as soon as you ….. 
You know whats up!
@Cha Cha
No ma’am!!
What up Witeboi!
I need you know that a few of these ladies on here are spoken for.
MAFIOSA HOLD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@ Lakes Im sorry baby going through this Break up (onesided) with MSSOLODIVA
That’s a sexy bish in your gravi
***Loads cannon with fabuloso bombs cuz Laker aint spoke back***
@Laker
How are you?!
Hey boo! I’m good!
@Al
About embarassing moments during relations. (Me vomiting on my man’s love-tool.)
@Chacha come here baby!
hola laker! como estas?!
so CHOC holding out eh?
Cha!! U aint been loving me the same bew! U dun rounded up all these heffas and forgot about ur one and only
poor Al!
umm CANDI!! *taps foot*
LAKER BISH!!
I KNOW COCHINA BUT IT WAS BEYOND FUNNY AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM THA NEW WAT I WAS LAUGHING AT
OMG you should’ve phoned me GIRL I WOULD”VE BEEN LAUGHING ME DRUNK AZZ OFF WITH YOU LAST NIGHT
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atchetFree says:
@Cha Cha
No ma’am!!
What up Witeboi!
I need you know that a few of these ladies on here are spoken for.
EXCEPT FOR ME *BOOTY CLAPS
@DYMOND PERDONAME MI AMOR
BISH LOST AND ONLY CAN CHILL FOR A MIN THSI CHICA GOT TRAVAJO TO DO 
OKIE THEN **REMOVES LIPS FROM TIP AND GOES TO BATHE IN HOT CLOROX** U COULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE I PUT MY SOAKERS ON IT!!
BY THE WAY I NEVER GET TIRED OF LOOKING AT UR GRAVI UR GORGEUUUUUSSS!!
@AL SOLODIVA???
@SASSY GOOD BUSSY WORKING ACTUALLY TRAVAJANDO
What up Witeboi!
I need you know that a few of these ladies on here are spoken for.
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This one RIGHT HERE – Straight herding us in
@THE LADIES
Al hurtin right now. Why don’t one of yall give the brother a lap dance or something to cheer him up?
@his que?
Choco aka Hippie says:
What up Witeboi!
I need you know that a few of these ladies on here are spoken for.
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This one RIGHT HERE – Straight herding us in
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You better believe it.
LOVES ME SOME WHITE CREAMY CRACK!!!! I like and prefer my hair relaxed over natural. My relaxed hair is obedient. My natural hair is not. #thatisall
@ Lakes I only beat it up once and that was so long ago then she couldnt take it and we onlt went for like 10-15 good hard pumps
@CANDI BIEN Y TU MI VIDA??
<<<onthenips HOW U DOING TODAY BABY???
AND THE WHOLE TIME THE BOO WAS LIKE THIS 
BISH WAS TICKELING HERSELF!!
@HIS HEY MY SEXY CHOCOLATE
@CHOCO BISH I WAS SITTING THERE LIKE "DANG THAT LOOK THAT TERRITORIAL CHIT IS ALL CHOCO THAT BISH IS A FUKN COUGAR MEEEOOOOW!!"
She is so adorable. She reminds me of Kyla Pratt a little bit.
@His
Naaahhh I aint holding out
CHOCO THAT BISH IS A FUKN COUGAR MEEEOOOOW!!” AND THE WHOLE TIME THE BOO WAS LIKE THIS BISH WAS TICKELING HERSELF!!
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@THE LADIES
Al hurtin right now. Why don’t one of yall give the brother a lap dance or something to cheer him up?
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I know he hurtin and all but is AL paying?
My relaxed hair is obedient. My natural hair is not. #thatisall
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i miss havin a perm also! my hair just doesn’t like humidity!
lawd and i have no idea what to do when it’s curly, there’s so much of it.
wtf did i decide to be chemical free again
@ ratchet
its all good!! i aint steppin on nobodys toes
@MAN I BEEN KISSING ON AL RICHARD FOR A MIN NOW AND ALL I GET IS THIS DUM CHIT
<<<hintofsolodivabellyfat SO FUK AL AND HIS HURRT!!
BUT U AND THAT COUGAR SISTERS OR SUM IN CONVINCED 
@CHOCO I WAS CRYING LAUGHING AND CHIT MAYBE CUZ I WAS ALSO
Witeboi do u ever plan to put a real pic up or are you gon be like @Man & Al?
HIS COME HERE………LETS GO TO THE KONA …WE NEED TO MAKE UP!
*loosens up witeboi’s tie cause the collar lookin a lil tight there* sit down, relax, stay for awhile
Lakes!!! That’s not nice
@Choc Yes u iz!! forward heffa!
@Candi, u abandoned me heffa!
@Laker, im cool…waiting for Saturday 2 come and go so I can get this over with
@OHONEY I KNOW IM LOGGIN OFF RIGHT NOW SAWWY IN ADVANCE AND CHIT…..
LET ME TASTE THAT HONEY
BUT BEFO I LEAVE
@ Dymond Oh you cant do nothing for your boy
@laker
Awww!! Thanks babe!
I never get tired of looking at you either…(or those sexy bishes you adorn your gravi with!)
LAKER……….I ASKED YOU TO HOLD ME LIKE 6594 SECONDS AGO AND YOU DIDNT….
HOLD ME
@Cha, mhm u got ALOT of making up to do *lip quiver* i have been so sad since u started mistreating me!
@ candi
thanks babygirl got me feelin better already!
@ honey
i like my gravi you dont? im new on here so in due time
@HIS (re; the other post) i was on ur top bunk reading the letter i got from EL while he’s on ‘vacation’
@ Peach what I say
elike stings a lil
CHOCO I WAS CRYING LAUGHING AND CHIT MAYBE CUZ I WAS ALSO BUT U AND THAT COUGAR SISTERS OR SUM IN CONVINCED
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Girl I was fukd up last nite I would’ve been crying and laughing also!
Shimmies for Al…
@CHACHA **RUNS AND SLIPS ON SOME FABULOSE THAT DYMOND DROP PICKS SELF BACK UP AND HOPS HER AZZ IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM DOUBLE D’S** I CAN HOLD WATERVER RIGHT???
**HOLDS A TITI IN EACH HAND AND HOLD CAT WITH MOUFF**
@ Ohoney never compare me to other dudes baby thanks
Phro…exit Sandarose.com immediately!!!
@His
Chick WITEBOI won’t send me any more pics…. 
HOLDS A TITI IN EACH HAND AND HOLD CAT WITH MOUFF**
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@CHOCO SO THERE IS MORE PICS BESIDE THE ONE WITH HIS SON AND BY HIMSELFF????
<<hintofchocosbaffagua
@WITEBOI NOTHING TASTE THE SAME WITHOUT SOOME SPICY SALSA ON IT AND THREE IS BETTA THAN ONE….
@Al if you fall into a category you will be acknowledged in said category.
Get over it
@ laker
nope that it!! lol
HIS…:yes: *sings to you (in my best Maxwell voice) “Till the cops come knockin”
WITEBOI
SMACK DAT
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Awwww Cha-Cha why must you make me gouge my eyes out??!!
@ Ohoney I said thank you Meaning that a response was not necessary seiing as the conversation Ended when I hit Submit!
@ cha cha
thats a whole lotta smackin!!! lmao
@Al you must not know bout me…..
@DYMOND
“Al hurtin right now. Why don’t one of yall give the brother a lap dance or something to cheer him up?
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I know he hurtin and all but is AL paying?”
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I’ll tip for my nigga this time.
**pulls out .50¢ pieces**
@ Ohoney guhl dont start that you know Im kidding we cant have no fun now
@WITEBOI NOTHING TASTE THE SAME WITHOUT SOOME SPICY SALSA ON IT AND THREE IS BETTA THAN ONE
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@Al yes dear….
on the cheeck tho cause I heard a few things 
*cheek
WITEBOI
SMACK DAT
Admit Ladies we like saying WITEBOI 
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@CHOCO
<<<cougaragua
@CHACHA SO NOW U DON’T SEE A BISH WITH BOTH HANDS FULL AND MOUFF FULL OF PUZAZAY OKIE THEN U DREAM ON WITH HIS……
@ laker
the more the merrier its enough of me to go around a time or two
@DYMOND U KNOW IT PRECIOSA!!
@Witeboi
Awww hun you dont’ know the rules CHOCO is a TERRITORIAL COUGAR!
@ choco
guess ill be a good little boy then lol
@WITEBOI ***JUMPS IN UR ARMS AND TAKES A HOLD OF UR CROTCH** OOOPS I WAS SLIPING MY BAD
BUT SINCE I ALREADY GOT IT IN MY HAND SHOULD I…. 
TOO EARLY
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“Al hurtin right now. Why don’t one of yall give the brother a lap dance or something to cheer him up?
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I know he hurtin and all but is AL paying?”
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I’ll tip for my nigga this time.
**pulls out .50¢ pieces**
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Hey all yall fake azz strippers, Man got a lil sumthing if u dance for AL
@CHOCO HOLD UP COUGAR U WONT SHARE WITH UR ADOPTED CUB???
BUT WHYYYYY I REALLY JUST WANT TO TASTE U AND HAVE WITE BOI BEAT IT WHILE I DROWN 
BUT I GUESS NOT!!! ***LEAVES ROOM LIP QUIVERING**
guess ill be a good little boy then lol
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@Lakes cmon babe I love fat jank and i don’t let no one eat off my plate Now you can taste me but WITEBOI can’t bang you from the back #ALLMYPEEN
guess ill be a good little boy then lol
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DAM!! ANOTHER ONE BITES THE
PUZZDUST!!@COUGAR I TAKE IT!!!
<<REALLYWASTRYINGTOTASTETHEWATERFUKTHEPEEN
Hey all yall fake azz strippers, Man got a lil sumthing if u dance for AL
CRAZY
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(watches while Witboi gets molested repeatedly)
THIS is why we can’t keep ‘em for more than a few days.
Y’all ride the fresh stallions too hard too fast too soon.
K ma and I wanna kiss and suckle on your boobs!
watches while Witboi gets molested repeatedly)
THIS is why we can’t keep ‘em for more than a few days.
Y’all ride the fresh stallions too hard too fast too soon
#ONPOINTTHO
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Y’all ride the fresh stallions too hard too fast too soon
COMMENT HEAVEN
I BLAME CHOCO… SHE ACKIN STANGY AND WONT LET NOBODY ELSE RIDE THE GOATEE
@ yso
naw i like to be rode!! aint going nowhere!! lol
who on twitter? is it working? mine isnt
@CHA
At least Im consistent NO? I don’t ever share
Shame on this post! that lil Marley grl up there shouldnt have to endure this shat! this is why I never dip my toe in the river of sin **exits**
Shame on this post! that lil Marley grl up there shouldnt have to endure this shat! this is why I never dip my toe in the river of sin **exits**
HYPOCRITE you planning your threesome in the other post 
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@CHACHA
HOLD ME DOWN!!! 
I NEED TO GO HOME AND GET MY BACK BROKE IN AGAIN BISH HOT AND REALLY WANT A TASTE OF CHOCO 
@CHOCO OK MAMI COMO TU QUIERAS **FLASHES U AND RUNS**
@WITEBOI FROM THIS POINT ON WE CAN ONLY BE AMIGOS NO SANCHO
@HIS **GRABS UR THONG WITH TEETH** WERE U GOING BISH!!
NOW U CAN LEAVE!!
@ laker
i can still watch !
SpongeBob nope….Twitter is not working for me either
@Witeboi
Yeah…I think you were *ahem* built for the kind of treatment that most of the fresh meat gets around here.
(goes out to get oil for your saddle cause your gonna need it)
@Witeboi
You can watch yeah but DO NOT TOUCH! #DOMINATION
*Adjust halo* Frowns upon all this debauchery and fornication *Redeemed voice*
Choco aka Hippie says:
Shame on this post! that lil Marley grl up there shouldnt have to endure this shat! this is why I never dip my toe in the river of sin **exits**
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HYPOCRITE you planning your threesome in the other post
SHE DOIN WHAT NOW *SHARPENS SHANK
@WITEBOI HAIL NAW U CAN’T WATCH I DON’T SHARE IF I CAN’T RIDE SO WHILE IM IN THAT PUZAZAY TAKE A FUKN NUMBER AND WISH ON THE STARS!!
Mmmmmhhhh
I just watched this girl get slapped the fluck up by her mom lol I laughed her at too.
@Kei
Nice!
Phrozen1der says:
*Adjust halo* Frowns upon all this debauchery and fornication *Redeemed voice*
*KICKS YOUR HALO OFF
SO WHILE IM IN THAT PUZAZAY TAKE A FUKN NUMBER AND WISH ON THE STARS!!
HOT IN THA AZZ
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@ yso
do you wanna ride, come ride the white horse!! lmao
@ choco
bows my head…yes mam!!! lol
@ChaCha
@Phro
You know in my head I was wishing it was me slapping the little girl scout.
Kei says:
Mmmmmhhhh
I just watched this girl get slapped the fluck up by her mom lol I laughed her at too.
@ laker
can i listen to the moans at least?
@CHOCO HEY ALL THE MAN WANT A PICE OF THAT PUZAZAY I THINK I WANT A TASTE IM KINDA AFRAID LIKE IS IT LIKE CRACK
CUZ AL STILL HAVING WITHDRAWLS!! 
(takes the halo Cha kicked off Phro’s head and logs into Cash For Gold)
What? It’s a recession and chit.
(knows this chit better be REAL gold too…)
Cha Cha Charmin
Nope a slice of white bread.
@WITEBOI
WHILE U IN THE KITCHEN FIXIN US A SAMMY OR SUM 
do you wanna ride, come ride the white horse!! lmao
I remember that song
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@Lakes
I’ve been told I’m addictive
YSoSerious says:
(takes the halo Cha kicked off Phro’s head and logs into Cash For Gold)
What? It’s a recession and chit.
(knows this chit better be REAL gold too…)
YSOLO..you know good and damn well that shyt is non redeemable…I purchased it online for him last week… Its actually real copper! You can melt it down and make you and me a friendship bracelet but It might turn our skin green
@Kei
@ChaCha
At the gravi!
@Witeboi
I don’t do sloppy dozens…But you have your fun, hun.
@Yso You aint shyt!!
Kei says:
Cha Cha Charmin
Nope a slice of white bread.
@ yso
lmao
Cha cha charmin
I’m surprised her mom slapped her you know how white bread parents are
#imnotracist
@Cha
A bish could dream.
(puts halo in microwave and presses buttons at random)
Y’all might wanna get behind something…
Such a pretty girl.
I don’t do sloppy dozens
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Cute girl. She is not as cute as Lauryn was before she started playing paintball without a mask………….
SHe is a cute girl!!!!!
I just sent a text to my husband saying I want a ball python
he gets me one or else
was before she started playing paintball without a mask………….
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@Phro
I’m not the best flirter so by the time I get up the nerve to even try these hot bishes have already fondled, flucked, and/or sucked any possible e-boos.
I can’t compete.
YSO FYI the price of gold went up as of monday
#helpful
#teaminvest
BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK
I loooove this song by Travis Porter
If you haven’t heard it #letGoogleBeYourFriend #ItsASouthernThing
Carry on….
@Yso You just gotta walk up to them and start fast grinding their leg, while standing with a serious face!
@Awesome
You aint shyt! She was a beautiful baby pic, and a cute pre-teen!
YSO On second thought cooper is not that valuable here in the states take it over sees
@Kei
I’m afraid to ask you what the hell a ball python is.
Is it any thing like that tiddy snake that bite that bish and died of silicone poisoning?
@Phro
I’m not the best flirter so by the time I get up the nerve to even try these hot bishes have already fondled, flucked, and/or sucked any possible e-boos.
I can’t compete
at @ PHRO start fast grinding their leg, while standing with a serious face 
MOFO BE LOOKING DOWN LIKE BISH GTF OFF OF ME 
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thats my bish tho
@Yso
And I hope it dies too! 
PHRO I dont know why but fast grinding their leg with a serious face has me DEAD
I’m not a good flirter either @Yso.
I can’t compete with these no bottom puzzy bishes!
@YSO
it’s a snake they’re not venomous and called ball pythons because they curl into a ball when scared etc.
@Choco Not if she gets up and hits her dougie!
:rofll:
IM OUTIE YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE PEEPS
<<<chocosthongandflosbraw
Is it any thing like that tiddy snake that bite that bish and died of silicone poisoning?
ON A ROLL
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@MissH
Thanks anyway.
Have I
you today? I’ve been in and out so I can’t remember. 
@MissHarlem me too
@Peach
#Slayedinthespirit
MissHarlem says:
YSO On second thought cooper is not that valuable here in the states take it over sees
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These crackheads around here be stealing copper from air conditioners like crazy. You would think they were paying $100 a pound for it. Jeez!
On topic: Hopefully Lauryn’s daughter will stay well-grounded.
I ain’t read nan post, but looking around at the gravis I just know yall have either pounced or are about too
@ Miss H
i dont think i have either
I ain’t read nan post, but looking around at the gravis I just know yall have either pounced or are about too
that’s a damn shame too
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i like peaches!! only if their sweet
Hmmmm so Suri eating gummi bears that’s shaped like a penis
#teachemearly
Dymond, why are you kissing Laker?
That’s my boo thang! I’m sick of sharing with you people. Imma find me a Booger Wolf and see if y’all flirt with it. **stomps off mumbling “Sick of sharing with these people.”
@WITEBOI ***SLAPS THE COUNTRY WITEBOI OUT UR AZZ** NOW DONT U GO LOOKING AT MY FUKN PEACH THAT PUZAZAY IS MINE SO BACK OF U AND UR GOOD CREDIT!!
@Phro
and Dougie he will mos def kick her in the chin
@DYMOND
<<eseheadnod
FOR U AND U ONLY 
@PEACH U KNOW I HAVE LOTS OF AMOR AND
YSO honestly I cant remember so I say no
DYMOND no you havent
PEACH because its valuable and needed for a lot of things so if they take it out the AC they can at least rock off (cake off) for about two days
Too bad I’m not gay for play or we could practice flirting with each other.
@Phro
Humping legs like a bytch in heat? You trying get me spayed around this muthaflucka huh? I thought we was cool bro. I thought we was cool.
Pretty Girl. I bet she can sing her butt off
i like peaches!! only if their sweet
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Choco
Not if she get low like a defenseless midget and do it with #NoHands
Check the name
I didn’t call it “Peach” for no reason!
@ Peach
sorry boo that was just a kiss on the neck…mild for LAKER…i had no idea she was boo’d up now
@Yso Like that Bish in that movie and hump the period on his leg…
Not if she get low like a defenseless midget and do it with #NoHands
at defensless midget
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@Laker
Imma need you to get a tattoo of “PeachPussyCat” on your body somewhere preferable where people kiss you! That will solve that problemo <~~~ See what I did there, I know a little spanish
@Dymond
All is forgiven
@Phro
SUPERBAD!!
@Choco @Yso
@Phro
and slammin her face into rainbows………
I’m just saying. You know Lauryn look like she be
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Phro
I’m just saying. You know Lauryn look like she be and slammin her face into rainbows………
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This is why I need to log off!
@PEACH **GETS NAKID SO I CAN SHOW MY PEACH THE TATS THAT SAY ONT THE CAT “PEACHPUSSYCAT DRINKN BOWL” AND ON THE NIPS “PEACHPUSSYCAT’S CHICAS”*** I GOT U BOO AND YES THE PROBLEMA WOULD BE SOLVE THESE FAST HEFFAS JUST GET LIL OL ME IN PROBLEMAS!!!
Nah the best one was when he said playing paintball with her face
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
I’m just saying. You know Lauryn look like she beslammin her face into rainbows………
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@ first I thought that was a gay term that I didnt know, but then I realized u were talking about her make-up
@Awesome
@Dymond Only you
***Wonders if LAKER is gonna show Peach her Dymond+Laker=baddest bishes tattoo in her special place***
are all these comments for lauryn hill’s offspring?
@AWESOME
Slammin her face into rainbows…I didn’t know Lauryn was gay.
@Kingstonn
I encourage you to visit the post on Kesha 
@Yso She isn’t!
@Kingstonn
You know damn well they ain’t…
@Phro
It wasn’t only Dymond.
again
@Yso
@KINGSTON BEUTIFUL PIC
@DYMOND SSSHHHHH!!! UR THE SANCHA!!
@Dymond
Lakes I thought you said you were leaving
glad to your still here tho!
@ phro
kesha was born kevin, right? cause there is NOOOOOOOO way. *holds up a c’mon son sign*
@CHOCO IM DOING OVER TIME AND I WAS SUPOSE TO LOG OFF BUT BISH HAS HAD A 12 HR DAY I NEED A FUKN BREAK
I just read upchuck’s post and Phro your ass is more ratchet than me.
I hate everything about you hmmm
@Lakes
I gotchu
YSoSerious says:
@Phro
I’m not the best flirter so by the time I get up the nerve to even try these hot bishes have already fondled, flucked, and/or sucked any possible e-boos.
I can’t compete.
IT AINT NO FUN IF THE HOMIE CANT HAVE NONE….
*POURS OUT 759 49 OUNCES FOR THE HOMIE NATE DOGG
Oh hell the income tax money pics are up on facebook I hate simple ass ninjas and white bread too.
YSoSerious says:
@ PPC
Too bad I’m not gay for play or we could practice flirting with each other.
kingstonn says:
@ kesha being shaped like those double popsicles.
look at the SR PRINCESS tootin it… *IF YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BOOTY CLAP LIKE YO COUSIN… YOU GET PAID!
@CHOCO BISH GOT A HEADACHE AND TUMMY WANTS SOME CHICKEN AND DUMPLINS BEEN WANTING THAT CHIT FOR LIKE YEARS!!
@Kingstonn
@Kei
@CHA
EMAIL
@Lakes
I know but that check will be looking RIGHT AND NICE~!
no one never emails me is
is it because I’m black?????????????
Whose still here?
@KEI
“no one never emails me is is it because I’m black?????????????”
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You have to send out an azzshot to everyone first.
Ha!
What yall talmbouta?!?
@ Rachet they talkin bout Kesha being Shaped like a dryer
@KEI
Jcstansb@ yahoo . com
@AL
We are not still talmbout Ke$ha!!! 
@CHOCO
AND UMM EMAIL OK LET ME CHECK 
@MAN IM STILL WAITING ON THE PIC FROM U BRUH
@AL
Who is this Kesha person? I missed that earlier today.
They said she was shaped like a Trapper keeper
No Alex we’re not
@LAKER
”
“IM STILL WAITING ON THE PIC FROM U BRUH
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I thought everyone had seen my face by now. You must not have sent me any pics.
@Laker
Lil Alex told me you been spending the child support money on care packages for Diabla.
@ Man she is the “women” in the Celeb Style post Ke$ha built like a bag of Bugles
@Kei
What’s this I hear about you getting tried unfairly bc you’re black?
What an absolutely adorable, normal looking young lady! How refreshing!
@ cha
you silly.
&
@ being shaped like a trapper keeper. that bish completely and utterly disrespected us by wearing a bikini knowing her shape is like those stackable washer & dryer sets @ Conn’s. le sigh..
@AL
“@ Man she is the “women” in the Celeb Style post Ke$ha built like a bag of Bugles”
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oh. Ke$ha look old and worn down. Like she was getting trains ran on her with Madonna back in the day.
@Ratchet
Hows your teefus?
lol @ trapper keeper
@ Kei I think its because you’re pregnant and when they email pics and stuff people reciprocate and no one wants to see you exploit the baby
want till after your episiodomy 
@ALEX WHEN DIABLA TOLD ME “U GOT THAT DINERO OR DO I NEED TO PAY U AND ALEX A VISIT” I PUT 20 ON HER BOOKS FOR NOODLES AND CONDOMS AND CHIT I SAWWY
@LILJEFF BUT I GIVEN U SOOO MUCH MORE THAT I DESERVE A FUKN PIC LAKERSCHICA24 @ GANSTA MAIL (GMAIL)
Alex
no one emails me
@ALBoy
That, sir, is an insult to Trapper Keepers and I will not stand for it.
(sits down)
Now you may continue…
@YSo
All clean!! Just a cleaning today. No emergency repairs!!
@ manuel
you sir, are full of chit and you know it. step away from that keyboard.
Al
I don’t take belly pics those creep me out and I was seriously joking I don’t want people knowing my government name.
@AL
”
“@ Kei I think its because you’re pregnant and when they email pics and stuff people reciprocate and no one wants to see you exploit the baby want till after your episiodomy
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I guess she thought I was playing with the email requirements.
@Kei
Will you be making the cast of your belly?
@Ratchet
That’s good. They better not had did nothing to ruin that lovely smile of yours.
lol stackable washer dryer body leave her alone…
@ Kei I think most people have a E Email address and a real one
@LAKER
“@LILJEFF BUT I GIVEN U SOOO MUCH MORE THAT I DESERVE A FUKN PIC LAKERSCHICA24 @ GANSTA MAIL (GMAIL)”
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LOL. Yeah, I got you babe!
@YSo
I pay too much to have them flucking up!!
@Alex
Yes been thinking of what to have do to it once it’s finished,
@Kei
That’s why the interwebs created fake email addresses.
@KINGSTON
“you sir, are full of chit and you know it. step away from that keyboard.”
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I believe your memory has failed you. I distinctly recall you DECLINING to see my picture after I generously offered.
@Al
I always use my ISP email never had a gmail or yah00
Just checked out Ke$ha.
(I’d still hit)
@AL
I have 4 email addresses.
One for foolishness.
One for business purposes. Cannot have a ratchet email on ur resume.
One that I started in high school that folk won’t stop emailing me at.
And one for my personal bizness.
Kesha built like French Doors
@ manuel
oh really? somehow i recall asking and you giving me some lame excuse as to why you couldn’t send me one. *coughs* i think it’s because you’re white. *coughs*
@Kei
But hey, we’ve been friends a long time.
I helped my friend do hers. Me and her husband did it. Felt a little weird.
@ALEX
“I have 4 email addresses.
One for foolishness.
One for business purposes. Cannot have a ratchet email on ur resume.
One that I started in high school that folk won’t stop emailing me at.
And one for my personal bizness.”
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Personal bizness = Email for naked pic exchanges
@Man
If that’s what they want to send. I don’t send any out. Can’t risk someone putting me on TMZ. You know I’m a celebrity. *pops collar*
@Alex
I already got my mom and husband signed on to do it. I was thinking of doing my neices and nephews handprint on it but it’s 21 of those creatures.
@Ratchet
I have five myself and only one of them has my real info associated with it. Can’t be too careful these days.
AL
Leave those slice of white bread alone
That*
@KINGSTON
“oh really? somehow i recall asking and you giving me some lame excuse as to why you couldn’t send me one. *coughs* i think it’s because you’re white. *coughs*”
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Um… yeah. It didn’t go down like that. I think we had a discussion back in December about this. Might wanna go back and check our contact history.
**cough December 14 **
@Kei
Perhaps you should think on it a little longer.
That’s alot of nieces and nephews. Glad I’m an only child.
@Yso
Yeah, I don’t attach real info to all of them.
@YSO
Right the internet is a mofo my friend is still getting backlash from her nude pics she sent out.
Ke$ha and Waka Flocka Squarehips shop at the same lingerie store.
@ALEX
“I don’t send any out. ”
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You oughta suprise a lucky lady one of these days. Just for chits and giggles. Just don’t show your face so you can deny it’s you once “mad day” comes.
@ manuel
ohhhh noooo, no, no, no. you knew that wasn’t going to happen.
Why send out nude pics when the person receiving them can just buy a playboy magazine? I mean, I would rather be surprised by what I see in person. But maybe that’s just me.
@Kei
Was she ill-bodied or something?
@Alex
I think I will have too.
@ YSO thats who she reminds me of WAKA FLAKA
Brick shaped women is not what you want 
@KINGSTON
”
“ohhhh noooo, no, no, no. you knew that wasn’t going to happen.
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Yeah, I guess. It was a “shot in the dark.” Besides,no such thing as a dumb question young lady.
At any rate, nothing wrong with a lil mystery
@YSO
Ill bodied no
roast beef looking cooter yes
@ALBoy
Brick house
Literally shaped like a brick house
whyyyyy do i keep forgetting im still on Spring Break? curse this damn promotion!
@ALEX
“Why send out nude pics when the person receiving them can just buy a playboy magazine? I mean, I would rather be surprised by what I see in person. But maybe that’s just me.”
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Sometimes you can be surprised in a BAD way.
Yeah, but, I feel you. Everybody different. What’s good for one ain’t good for the next one.
Kei says:
@YSO
Ill bodied no
roast beef looking cooter yes
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@Kei
At least it didn’t look like pulled pork.
Google that and try to get the juxtaposed image out of your head.
roast beef cooter? ew.
Roast beef cooter
@YSO @Alex
I seriously asked her one day if she boinked horses because I NEVER seen lips that black and long and she’s white!
@Kei
How is it that you saw these pics or lips?
:whoa: @ Kei
@Kei
Okay…I second and third Kingstonn’s ew…
@Alex
The guy she sent the pics to made a myspace page with them on it and send me a link. That’s why I don’t click on links now.
@KEI
“I seriously asked her one day if she boinked horses because I NEVER seen lips that black and long and she’s white!”
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… wait,
1. how did you see the pics?
2. did she explain her cooter situation to you?
3. was she even fazed by your question? (seriously asking if she flucked horses should have been an insult)
@Kei
That’s ratchet for real. And no, I never clink on links. Don’t care who it came from.
@ Man
1. read above
2.no she didn’t
3. she was mad at me for a few weeks but hell it was a seriosu ?
Late as helll
Yall talm bout lip lips or down there lips? I saw “cooter”
If I told you what her job is now you wouldn’t be shocked at all
@Al
the shyt I seen while in myspace chatrooms.
@ kei
does she ask for cash in exchange for dances?
Why in the bloody hell would somebody make a Myspace page with that chit? Just all kinds of wrong. SMH
@Kingstonn
Nope she’s a webcam whore or “model” as she puts it.
@ YSO sounds sexy to me
rub some Mayo on that bad boy then melt some American cheese on it Now Thats Good Eatin 
Im gone for the day Peace Out Yall!
@YSO
He was just letting everyone know who were the myspace whores.
Bye Al nasty ass
@Kei
Does she use her vageen to harvest bull semen?
@Yso
I hope not!
nate dogg died. *pours out a 40*
@ALBoy
And stay out. Freak.
wait, that was yesterday. smh, i’m late as usual.
Let me get out of here
@KEI
“Nope she’s a webcam whore or “model” as she puts it.”
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Dayum. You kinda harsh on the woman huh? Her puzzy already flucked up, pics of it all around the net and you callin her a whore. LOL.
I can’t with that Beverly Hills Fabulous ad at the top of the page. He is smiling too damn hard and his teeth are scaring me. ~~>
Good morning
Good Morning where is everyone?
Beautiful young lady.