Troubled singer Chris Brown, 21, and his 23-year-old girlfriend, Karrueche Tran (his only friend in the world besides his deranged mom) were all laughs as they caught a really early flight out of Richmond, Virginia this morning. The reason you're seeing these two together so frequently is because Brown needs her to soften his badly damaged image. They're laughing now but it's only a matter of time before she says the wrong thing and he snaps and pushes her teeth into the back of her throat. I'm sure she's thinking "not me," but all women who date abusers are in denial until it's their turn to feel his wrath. Hopefully, she has good insurance.

Edited: to add that Brown's longtime publicist, Tammy Brook, has flown the coop. According to the NY Post's Page Six, Brook has had enough of Brown's antics and she dropped him as a client. Good for her!

Photos: Splash News Online

  • http://CHARBEE97@TWITTER.COM CHARBEE

    :(

  • 2012

    She may not be his next victim, I predict HE will be somebody's victim.

  • candibfly

    OMG GIVE IT A REST!

  • 2012

    Some real dude is gonna take his " I'm so positive " asss out!

  • Trendsetter

    :yawn: not another CB post

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    :shotsfired1: :shotsfired1: :shotsfired1:

  • KayCeiSoul

    I cannot believe it! Here his azz go again! :crying:

    Auntie I know you are sitting at home howling laughing as you keep putting this boah up here. :wtf:

  • jazi65

    He parted ways with his publicist :thinking: at least one person has seen finally seen the light :lol:

  • KayCeiSoul

    :rofl: @ Rachet!!!!!! Hey Sugah!!

  • 2012

    The dude don't understand that folks ( except for his delusional stans ) are tired of seeing him. Take a 3year sabbatical, and stop being so greedy for more money.

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    AUNTIE!!!! I love you... but i am sooo over Chris Brown... How a about we talk about him when he dies that horrible hair back to a color that less resembles te gey man lol! :gay: :homoswitch:

  • KweenKish11

    HAHAHAHAAA Not victim though!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey KayCei!!! :hug:

    @Sandra
    :rules: Do u understand the words that are coming out of our mouths(posts)?!?

  • 2012

    @Nola_D

    ".....How a about we talk about him when he dies..."

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    You have just prophecied the future for him

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=590097934 Phillybruh

    Now it just seems petty..:/

  • candibfly

    anyway, we off topic yet, cause this shyt right here :rolleyes:

  • Spicy_Ma

    I'm thinking maybe somebody got some sense and fired the publicist, because someone was giving the dummy the stupidest crap to say to the public about his "mistakes".

  • Anna

    Chris has a killer smile. Does his gf ever do her hair?

  • KayCeiSoul

    2012 says:

    The dude don’t understand that folks ( except for his delusional stans ) are tired of seeing him. Take a 3year sabbatical, and stop being so greedy for more money.
    ************************************

    :waves: 2012!

    I'm not a delusional stan, and I am not tired of seeing him at all, except on this blog. :no:

    I think his career sputtered, and he's back on an upward climb. He'll have controversial moments just like any other star. But the boy is talented. I wish him nothing but the best. All he needs to do is smoke him a fattie, and work on his "nerbs" a little. He'll be alright. :blunt:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    HEY EVERYBODY!!!!
    :hug:

    I said hello in the previous post but got moderated because I changed my name! :cry:

  • aqtpie

    2012 says:
    @Nola_D
    “…..How a about we talk about him when he dies…”
    ————————————————————
    You have just prophecied the future for him
    *************************
    Aint that the future for every living thing inculding ALL humans?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Mornting Wut!!!

    Your gravi is how I feel sometimes about coworkers. :coffee:

  • CFREE

    :no: not this morn Auntie please :pray:

  • CFREE

    Hey @WUT :waves:

  • KayCeiSoul

    RatchetFree says:

    Hey KayCei!!!

    @Sandra
    Do u understand the words that are coming out of our mouths(posts)?!?

    ***************************************
    Right! @ Ratchet. Run them rules down!

    Auntie is sitting back having that type of laugh I LOVE to have...you know the one I'm tombout...that "I am flucking with you and you can't do a damn thang about it" type laugh.

    Dirty thang. :nana:

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: You did it Sandra! Congratulations you have made us all sick of this child!

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    RACHET! CFREEEE!!!

    *runs and body slams them a hug :hug:

    How yall been! Audits n chit has been wHoopin my azz!!!

  • candibfly

    i wouldn't say i'm sick of him, just of the same posts that say the same thing in 20 different ways :shrugs:

    i almost bought his cd (still might do it) y'all know i'm frugal. i've only bought ONE cd in the past like 5 years and that was my boo's cd :heart:

  • cheeks8683

    Here is my question...Its obvious that Chris likes to throw temper tantrums so I'm gonna need his people to start di-christifying rooms and such before he enters them...No heavy blunt objects that can be picked up and thrown...please feel free to add to the list.

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    They’re laughing now but it’s only a matter of time before she says the wrong thing and he snaps and pushes her teeth into the back of her throat.
    ------------------------
    Well damn Sandra....LOL. BTW, good morning everyone.

  • Daisy

    Chris Brown had a publicist who knew :coffee:

    Good Morning/TGIF :party: :danban:

    Chris and his new boo/friend make a cute couple but he still says he is single

  • KweenKish11

    On a better note

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

    Yesterday was Thursday
    Today isFriday
    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes after … wards

    LOL Enjoy your day People!

  • aqtpie

    :rofl: @Sandra's messy self. I'm 5'0 she looks short! I wish he gets rid of that blonde hair!!!

  • cheeks8683

    i almost bought his cd (still might do it) y’all know i’m frugal. i’ve only bought ONE cd in the past like 5 years and that was my boo’s cd
    _______________________________________________________________

    Dont. Only one good ballad, the no BS song, the weezy/busta song, and another song are decent. I have a 6-7 good song minimum for me to purchase a cd :coffee:

  • CFREE

    @WUT e'rthangs cool mama, i run in and outta here when i can lately.

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    yallcrazy says:
    "You did it Sandra! Congratulations you have made us all sick of this child!"
    -----------------------------

    :cosign: Make this ur final CB post Sandra.

  • candibfly

    i think someone emailed it to me, i have to check my email to see if it works.

    i wanna buy miguel's tho, he has some good songs. but only if i find it on half dot come for like $5 #frugal

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey CFree!!! :hug:

  • mirsmommy

    They prolly fired that whack azz publicist. :shrugs:

    Anyway, it's Friday :yahoo: Good morning yall

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    Miguel is a good investment!! I also like Marsha Ambrosius' cd too. And Bobby V isn't half bad either.

  • CFREE

    @Alex :hug: hay nuk nuk

    Im copN that CB 2morrow! Have ya'll heard the song with he & Ms Kerri? Im liking it and im no Kerri fan :thumbsup:

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    Well... everyone is going to die... I meant to say "dyes" :ashamed: I certainly don't wish death on anyone... i mean... he could use a swift ass kickin... #justsayin :pc:

  • yallcrazy

    Twin, I was never a fan of his (due to "young" behavior at an all-star event yrs ago in Htown-he's really a lil boy clown ass fool-IMO)but all this press about him is just overkill..........

    *adds all liquids & solids to Cheek's list*

  • candibfly

    @alex i was wondering who bought bobby v's 'highly anticipated' *snickers* new album :think:

    i saw it (miguel) on sale at best buy for 6.99. i almost bought it.

  • candibfly

    @twin i wouldn't say i'm a "fan" either but shiiiid when no bs comes on u best believe i'm rollin my hips down to the floor and landing in the splits :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @CFree
    That song is on Keri's album.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :yawn: WORK TIME!!

  • CFREE

    cheeks8683 says:

    Dont. Only one good ballad, the no BS song, the weezy/busta song, and another song are decent. I have a 6-7 good song minimum for me to purchase a cd

    @CHEEKS, say it aint so :no: welp, lemme contact the bootleg man 1st :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    I have a Zune Pass so I only pay one monthly fee of 14.99 and download all the albums I want!! :ye:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    My fave CB album is the first one. :shrug: Stays in rotation.

  • ALBoy

    why are yall still buying cds when the librsry has all the latest music for what FREE!

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    @ CFREE Me too. NOW Im working on insurance and tax BS. So this may be my only break!!

    Tommorrows my lil girls PROM!!! I am prepared for this big head boy whose taking her too!

    *9 mm with laser scope check*
    *chastity belt check*
    *finger print kit and saliva collection disk check*
    That's just in case I have to hunt him down and they need to identify his body later... :coffee:

  • Daisy

    I like the cd I skip the dance/techno songs other than that I love it but I like pop/r&b :shrug:

  • candibfly

    alex i don't want to pay ANYTHING :ashamed:

    i just have people email me cd's or dl them on my phone that doesn't cost

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Hey MIRS!!!! :wave:

    What's da bizz?

  • candibfly

    :rofl: wut

    i picture u doing the 'good cop bad cop' routine on the boy like bad boys and bad boys 2

  • CFREE

    OOOO, ok @Alex, feeling it and i luved the video

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    I like music too much for that. My MP3 player is 120gb and it's almost half full.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Alex "Winner" was my fav song on that cd

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :yahoo: SR FAM

    Sandra :blink:

  • Shereezy

    Mornin everyone...

    OMG why are we seeing another negative post about Chris Brown? Sandra you are going in on him as if you were never 21 and did anything stupid?!?! Come on now cut the kid some slack!!! :coffee:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    candibfly says:

    wut

    i picture u doing the ‘good cop bad cop’ routine on the boy like bad boys and bad boys 2
    --------------------------
    17? boy you look Thudddy!!! YOU GET HIGH?!!! LOOK! HAVE YO AZZ BACK HERE AT 11:30 OR I'M IN MY CAR HUNTING YO AZZ DOWN!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @WW
    :thumbsup:
    But I like almost every song on that cd....especially Ya Man Ain't Me.

  • cheeks8683

    My fave CB album is the first one. Stays in rotation.
    ____________________________________________________

    *singing* She keeps it on an pooooppinnn!!! Popppiiiinnn yeeeeeeyeaaah!!!
    Ah now I loved that cd... young love, just fine, say goodbye :whistle:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    you have made us all sick of this child!”
    ________________
    :nono: Im not sick of him :grin:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    CHOCO!!! :hug: Miss you girl!!! What trouble have you been into lately?

  • Lovely One

    Who would hire Chris Brown's publicist anyway....I mean, her track record is not the best :shrugs:

  • Dymond

    Morning lovers!!! :waves:

    SHOUT OUT TO SANDRA FOR MAKING MY WEEK COMPLETE WITH ANOTHER BREEZY POST!!!

  • CFREE

    LOL@ WUT, being a single mom of a little girl i feel u! That nig beta get his mind right. or its gon be problems, problems :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Wut
    I miss you where ya been :hugs: #NOTROUBLE :wink:

  • yallcrazy

    *pushes Choco since she likes to fight*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :danban: @ Dymond
    Told yall it's Breezy Week this man is more important that MLK he got a whole week dedicated to him #GOODJOB @ Sandra :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco :waves: <------Christian pole dancer's thong

    @Dymond :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Wut
    I miss you where ya been #NOTROUBLE
    __________________
    The lies you tell :coffee:

  • Dymond

    I like CB's gf!!

    Candi!! :love: ***throws Cnadi a pink sequined tank top that says Mrs. DeBarge***

  • mirsmommy

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Hey MIRS!!!!

    What’s da bizz?
    ____________________________________

    Heyyyyyy WUT :hug: What it do bew??????

    *whispering to WUT, I got the duct tape, rope, lye, the shovel, and a spot in the woods for the lil boy if he wanna act stupid*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Dymond
    You might want to put Mrs. El Debarge so there's no confusion. You know it's alot of dem.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :shotsfired: @ Yall cuz I don't like to fight I'd rather get it over with :lol:

  • Dymond

    :hug: @ Cfree, Alex, Wut, Crazy

    @ Choco :danban: Hey mama!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @WUT
    You know your daughter goin bust that thang wide open on prom night?
    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :lol: yeah

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    The lies you tell
    ______________
    :lol: BE NICE I haven't :hump: in 3 weeks :cry:

  • candibfly

    *whispers i mean i might could be on brother husbands bc chico is fine too* :yahoo:

    but EL is my main :wave:

    dymond u are so good to me! *hands u 2 tickets to the lisa raye all white party at roscoe's chicken and waffles this weekend* twill be so much fun! :yahoo:

  • CFREE

    17? boy you look Thudddy!!! :rofl: that shyt was so funnee

    @CHOCO, Shake sum fu me :danban1:

  • Dymond

    RatchetFree says:
    @Dymond
    You might want to put Mrs. El Debarge so there’s no confusion. You know it’s alot of dem.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    ***adds and E and and L to Candi's tank top using Twizzlers***

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hugs: Alex

    SMDH @ MAN

  • candibfly

    i'm sorry but i die a slow death everytime i see mirs' gravie :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    @ Wut SLap him to the floor as soon as he walks in lean over him and tell him I'll Kill for that One then help him up all nice and tell them have a nice time! :coffee:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    So I usually have sports talk radio in the backround at work but today they took over my station to play girls highschool basketball. :shotsfired1:
    Then, my boss is on vacation and I have this multiplication size model constantly asking me dumb ass questions.......

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    You mean Sandra isn't Breezy's publicist???? :shrugs:

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    i’m sorry but i die a slow death everytime i see mirs’ gravie
    _____________________________

    He/She in my gravi cues Fab's, "she be killin em" :wwhistle:

  • mirsmommy

    :whistle:

  • Dymond

    :yahoo: Thanks, Candi!! Thats why your my bff! Lisa Raye+ChickenandWaffles=pure unadulterated ecstacy

    :rofl: @ brother husbands

  • CFREE

    @MAN, shut it up

    @DYMOND, get beside Choc and shake that thang I need sum action :yahoo:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    “she be killin em
    __________________
    :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @WUT
    You know your daughter goin bust that thang wide open on prom night?
    ___________________________

    :dead: You are sooooooo stoopid. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Niccahs are soo damn disrespectful

  • Anna

    candibfly says:

    i’m sorry but i die a slow death everytime i see mirs’ gravie
    ~~~~~~
    Me too. I wish someone would have taught shim to apply makeup. He really does look like a circus clown.

  • CFREE

    MIRS,BROWN,AL :waves:

  • lexdiamonz

    why is his head so big and his eyes so damn small looks weird to me and the blonde hair BOY BYE not a good look

  • Dymond

    ***calls Tera Wang to order a custom made all white minidress made out of marshmallows***

    :blunt:

  • candibfly

    awesome :yahoo:

    *brushes the lint off ur coogi sweater*

  • Dymond

    :hug: @ Brown

    whasup Anna and Lex :waves: twerk sumthing

    ***pops it 32 times for CFree***

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Hey Free!
    :offtopic:
    Ladies when you're walkin and can feel your azz shakin and you know someone is watchin do you get embarrassed or put that extra pep in your step????

  • CFREE

    ALBoy says:

    @ Wut SLap him to the floor as soon as he walks in lean over him and tell him I’ll Kill for that One then help him up all nice and tell them have a nice time!

    i just had a visual :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL
    I bet Ol boy already got the hotel room and some "Lifestyle" condoms ready for Ol girl.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    *puts a match to Dymond's marshmallow dress so I can make s'mores for the beach party*

  • mirsmommy

    Anna says:

    candibfly says:

    i’m sorry but i die a slow death everytime i see mirs’ gravie
    ~~~~~~
    Me too. I wish someone would have taught shim to apply makeup. He really does look like a circus clown.
    _________________________

    So are you saying that he can't be a makeup artist??? Yall some :hater: s. :lol:

  • ALBoy

    :lol: @ Awesome Not multiplication Model though :lol:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    another day....another dollar for Sandra

  • mirsmommy

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Hey Free!

    Ladies when you’re walkin and can feel your azz shakin and you know someone is watchin do you get embarrassed or put that extra pep in your step????
    ____________________

    I get extra. :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    CFREE says:

    MIRS,BROWN,AL
    ______________________

    Heyyyyyy CFree :hug:

  • KayCeiSoul

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Hey Free!

    Ladies when you’re walkin and can feel your azz shakin and you know someone is watchin do you get embarrassed or put that extra pep in your step????

    *****************************************
    Hey Luscious :hi:

    I always get nervous and start thinking either I'm going to fall or my cheeks are going to freeze up. :ashamed:

  • Anna

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    You mean Sandra isn’t Breezy’s publicist????
    ~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: Bad publicity is better than no publicity.
    :waves: @ Dymond.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Good morning everyone.....I'm listenting to Kirk Franklin's album "Hello Fear" good album if you thinking bout purchasing it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    WUT
    take him in another room without the daughter, find the biggest knife you can find and explain to him in detail how a person dies when they're disemboweled/gutted like a fish or explain to them how when they're decapitated the bosy still flops around for a minute with blood shootin out the neck

  • CFREE

    @BROWN, is that not the sexiest feeling? Summer time sun dresses and thongs :yahoo:

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
    "Ladies when you’re walkin and can feel your azz shakin and you know someone is watchin do you get embarrassed or put that extra pep in your step????"
    -----------------------
    Already know, I put that extra pep in my step. LOL

  • ALBoy

    @ Man :no: @ Wut I'll be prayin :no: NOJAILTIME

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    heyyyyy everybody!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN

    A woman should be embarrassed, even ashamed, if their azz DOESN'T jiggle.
    :yes:

  • ALBoy

    Cfree whats up baby!

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Al
    And she a yt girl with shorts on like it's hot up here. AAAAAAnd the back of that bytch legs would scare the shyt outa Steven King.......

  • http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

    another c breezy post...guess I'll get some work done today

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    Enough with the CB posts....seriously.... :newpost:

  • Dymond

    RatchetFree says:
    *puts a match to Dymond’s marshmallow dress so I can make s’mores for the beach party*
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    :wtf:

    Were u born a hater or did you grow up to be one?

  • ALBoy

    Turn her in to HR for them shorts :no: with her legs out making your work environment Hostile :no:

  • CFREE

    :kiss: @Al, sup suga

  • candibfly

    eve :hi:

    oh i see AWESOME too busy lusting after that yt girl at work to say hello :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    RENE!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    EEEEEWWWWW I saw video footage of them skank azz roach rats booty poppin for Breezy and Im perplexed :blink:

  • Anna

    mirsmommy says:

    Anna says:

    candibfly says:

    i’m sorry but i die a slow death everytime i see mirs’ gravie
    ~~~~~~
    Me too. I wish someone would have taught shim to apply makeup. He really does look like a circus clown.
    _________________________

    So are you saying that he can’t be a makeup artist??? Yall some :hater: :lol:
    ~~~~~~~
    Sure he could, for Helen Keller.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Dymond
    But I didn't do it with you in the dress!! :no: It's a nude beach so ur ok with nothing on.

  • CFREE

    Awesome, u dumb :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CFREE

    :thumbsup: Summer Dresses!
    They let a womans booty roam around free.

  • MissHarlem

    *in my Martin voice* I didnt wanna do itttttt

    FLUCK LAY OFF THIS CHIT ALREADY!!! DAMN CAN WE AT LEAST GET ONE POSITIVE POST TODAY CHIT. TALK ABOUT HOW YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING. YOU HAVE YOUR HEALTH. YOU WERE ABLE TO CHIT TODAY. CHIT YOU TOOK A SHOWER. SOMETHING ANYTHING THEN THIS REDUNDANT CHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

    BLACK PEOPLE ARE OUR OWN WORSE ENEMIES!!!

    ANYWHOOOOO HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! :yahoo:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Therapist

    Ass jiggless and embarassed :nono:

  • LadeeA

    Sandra's his new publicist! Little do yall know. That's why she's posting him everyday! Congrats on ur new position Auntie :clap:

    OFF TOPIC:
    I'm on day 5 of the Master Cleanse and am ready to call it quits. Tryin to make it to day 10!

  • candibfly

    harlem i'm planning my april trip :yahoo:

    i'm gonna come early on a friday and sight see til my boo gets off work, maybe we can do lunch :danban1:

  • ALBoy

    MIss H whats up baby? You Know Sandra has issues with men she just found away to release some things is all let her heal! :coffee:

  • Dymond

    :whistle:
    no one is ever gonna love you more than IIIIIIIIIIII do
    No one's gonna love you more than IIIIIIIIII do
    And anything to make you smiiiiiiiiile
    -Cee-Lo-

    :love: good morning sexy

  • MissHarlem

    CANDIIIIIIII we can do whatever dont matter to me hope work dont get in the way. Chit lately the way I am feeling they will be lucky to have my ass.

    ALBOY I had to quit this chit yesterday and if we get one more post about him I will tell yall to have a good weekend.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    Good morning all :wave:

    :offtopic:
    I was in Toys r us and this boy had to be about 10 was talking reckless to his mom calling all types of bytches. I wanted to beat his ass for her.

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    Sup Candi!
    Pardon my rudeness. You ever seen that movie Bug? That bytch gotta be a host...... :coffee:
    Morning all....

  • mirsmommy

    Anna says:

    mirsmommy says:

    Anna says:

    candibfly says:

    i’m sorry but i die a slow death everytime i see mirs’ gravie
    ~~~~~~
    Me too. I wish someone would have taught shim to apply makeup. He really does look like a circus clown.
    _________________________

    So are you saying that he can’t be a makeup artist??? Yall some
    ~~~~~~~
    Sure he could, for Helen Keller.
    _____________

    :lol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    :) TGIF!!

  • candibfly

    hi dee :hi:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Sandy you jus doin this for laughs ....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Hey Dee!

  • ALBoy

    @ KEi I check other peoples kids On a Regular :no: I cant stand disrespectful kids or parents who Allow it! Should have slapped him Unconcious I wish a lil kid would call me out my name Better have insurance :no:

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    Good morning Candi and the luscious lips as well!!

  • MissHarlem

    :love: Cee Lo *sigh* you always make me smile

    :whistle:
    I can't say
    That I'll always be there for you
    And I can't say
    That you're the only one
    See all I know
    Is whatever I'm feelin for you
    Seems to be so deep
    Deep in my soul
    -Amerie

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Kei
    Come up here, go to any walmart and find a white family where the pappy ain't around, press record on your phone.....

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    @Luscious
    I grew up with a boy named Luscious and he had a slur... I hated when he introduced himself to ppl. "Hi my name is Loo-shlush"

    #thatisall

  • MissHarlem

    KEI heyyyyy girl :hug: see this is where I get looked at sideways because I check kids and make the parent look stupid in the process without using curse words. I cant take disrespectful ass kids do what you like in your home but if you in my personal space with that chit I have a right to say something.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    @Al

    with the look the lady had on her face was like it's a every day thing. All over a damn game

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dee1127 says:

    Good morning Candi and the luscious lips as well!!
    __________________________________________________________
    :shocked: You tryna flirt with me?????
    if so please continue :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    :dead: at Dee

  • MzDimplez1123

    OK, i'm not a fan and I think Chris is in need of some help but, I would not be throwing the title his next victim into this girl's "space". That's not cool and sincerely hope that Rih situation doesn't repeat itself with anyone else.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    @Miss

    :hug:

    It totally remined me of those Jenny Jones/Maury episodes I'm scared of my 10 year old child.

  • Supa_sexy

    Sandra I don't want 2 hear about Chris Brown no more, you are really over doing it, real talk! If you have something 2 report like his record sales then say that otherwise all that other SH** U be talking about is 4 the birds.

  • Dymond

    :bow: to therapist and blu
    B/w those gravis and 10000 breezy posts :yahoo:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I have no pitty for a woman mother female who allows themselves to be disrespected :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    Kei says:

    @Al

    with the look the lady had on her face was like it’s a every day thing. All over a damn game
    ____________________________________

    I woulda knocked the livin chit outta his lil azz, his momma too, for allowing that chit.

  • candibfly

    *hands dee a friendship contract* have ur lawyer review it :lol:

  • Dymond

    DIMPZ!!! ***hands you a 1979 gold plated encyclopedia**

    You so wise!!!! :hug:

    I do agree tho and people can change depending on the relationship

  • MissHarlem

    KEI those episodes use to have me dying :rofl: you scared of the child you pushed out your puzzy?!!! That chit dont even begin to make sense. I am chuckling now over the thought. I would have my snacks ready and ctfu watching those shows.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    you wouldnt have done ish lol that chick hes with looks like 1 of the lil cheetah girls?? He should def take some anger mngmt classes, but what do you expect? He watched his step-dad beat his moms so its only right that the cycle continues...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    :hug: Choco right!

  • MissHarlem

    MZZZZ hows my sexy Bambi doing this morning? *whispers* dont speak about the post its a waste of breath and time

  • Dymond

    @ Candi :wail: <---not a facial
    your best friend alex used my custom made tera wang marshmallow dress for smores for some wack ass beach party..I was gonna wear that this weekend!!!! :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    @Miss

    riiiiiiiight then they have that one guy come out spiiting and hollering thinking he doing some.

  • ALBoy

    @ Kei aint no way he wouldnt have got nothing but a hospital gown :coffee: I dont see why parents take that :no: @ Moms If your son rares up at you hit him in the chest with a bat One time He wont do it again :coffee:

  • Dymond

    morning dee and kei

    Hello ON1.... :D

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    :rofl: @ Everybody's Comment

    I AM TAKING NOTES!!!

    Now I'm trying to decide if I should apply for a crazy check as an cover? :think:
    @ Man

    My daughter is a virgin!!! And I will be riding behind the limo in a camoflage suit on, then in the prom I'll be the one who is tryig to blend into the plants in the ballroom. I sent a picture to all the hotels in Atlanta saying "If you see this man with this girl coming to this hotel, call me. and if you rent them a room, call the police cuz I'm going to kill him and you for renting to them!!!"

  • candibfly

    alex :mad:

    if u were hungry u know i have snacks in my backpack!

    dymond lemme make a call to laquisha wang and see if she can make something for u by tomorrow!

  • ALBoy

    @ Choco you are so compassionate :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kei
    She just let him call her that like was she acting like she didn't hear him you know the type :lol:

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    hey wsup Diamond.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    *sniff sniff*

    IS THAT FRESH MEAT?!?!?!?!!!? :danban:
    so um On1
    Married
    Single
    Mistress
    Do you want one
    Age
    lenght um I mean height
    you know the usual stuff!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    WUT
    take my advice!

  • candibfly

    ladies there are men talking in the basketball post :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey Dee and Blu!!

    Dimpz :hug:

    @You :kiss: :love:

  • MissHarlem

    KEI just trying to show off for the audience. I wanted to pay plenty of parents just so I could whoop their kids ass.

    Damn what happen to the days when one look was all it took. Well for me anyway because I knew after that look there was gonna be consequences and repurcussions with a possible contusion :lol:

  • RoderickXYZ

    I guess Sandra doesn't believe in karma because all of the hate you're sending to Chris is going to boomarang back on your azz.

    And if you think about it all of these haters are spending their time on Chris while he's living life. I wonder who is more miserable.

    Candi, why are you always talking about FOOD? I bet you don't have friends because you would be hell being around if someone was on a diet which most folks are.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Dymond
    I sawwy!! :wail: I was hungry. Bish gave up red meat and been starving since!! Here, take these Christian L'Slater pumps with the pink bottoms!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    *yahoo* DYMOND! HEY BABY! *sticks finger in melted marshmallow dress* It tastes as good as it looked on you. :yes:

    @ Harlem :hug: I'm sowry. I keep forgetting. :no:

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    Hello Dymond and Ratchet!!

    @Candi I had my lawyer review it. Its just a couple things he revised.

    ****Hands friendship contract back to Candi****

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    funny..im in a relationship..cant lie

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    *Snatches contract from Dee to review it. Hmmph...not as good as my friendship contract. Hands it back. Carry on*

  • MzDimplez1123

    ALEX! :hug:

    I been off the "red" for a few days too now. Is that why i'm constantly hungry? :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Candi, why are you always talking about FOOD? I bet you don’t have friends because you would be hell being around if someone was on a diet which most folks are.
    __________________________
    :blink: :blink:

  • candibfly

    @roderick bc i like food :shrugs:

    what should i talk about instead? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Welcome ON1
    If you need anything, anything at all feel free to call me! I'll be your guide!
    #justheretohelp

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    @Choco

    I know the type

    @Al
    I would curb stomp my child if he did some crap like that

    @Miss

    Been watching Class Act?

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @AL
    I bet Ol boy already got the hotel room and some “Lifestyle” condoms ready for Ol girl.
    _____________________________
    Yep and I got the alibi and the bodybag for ol boy.... :coffee:

  • candibfly

    *brushes dimpz' hair 1000 times and spritzes some vidal sassoon on it* looks perfect :hug:

  • MzDimplez1123

    CandiPants! :hug: WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?! :wail:

  • Dymond

    Pink bottoms!!!! :yahoo: Thanks, Alex all is forgiven :hug:

    @ On1 I'm in a relationship too and in other news they are giving out free condoms on SR today....you need small, large or XXTRA LARGE? :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    Babe its friday I want it all :hump: but I will settle for a :kiss:

  • ALBoy

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @AL
    I bet Ol boy already got the hotel room and some “Lifestyle” condoms ready for Ol girl.
    _____________________________
    Yep and I got the alibi and the bodybag for ol boy….
    ___________________________________________________________

    I'll be an alibi for you put him in the trunk and meet me in douglas ville :coffee:

  • candibfly

    :rofl: i love dymond

    dimpz i been in boring azz training :crying:

  • ALBoy

    MZ D you called me 198 I saw the bat signal :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    KEI :rofl: quiet as kept thats one of my movies

    DYMOND hmph I feel a kinda way about that but ok

  • candibfly

    *creates a diversion and grabs a few magnums out of the bowl*

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    ALBoy says:

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @AL
    I bet Ol boy already got the hotel room and some “Lifestyle” condoms ready for Ol girl.
    _____________________________
    Yep and I got the alibi and the bodybag for ol boy….
    ___________________________________________________________

    I’ll be an alibi for you put him in the trunk and meet me in douglas ville

    ________________________________
    Cool, I got the gasoline and the shovel... :yes:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *slaps :coffee: from Al's hands* I'MMA NEED YOU TO STOP LACING THAT SHYT! It's killing your braincells. *Goes to find BB so she can talk some sense into you*

  • MissHarlem

    *activates my bff's Halo*

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Wut...........Make sure you pull all teeth and singe all Finger and Toe prints first.

    #helpful

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    lol yall are wild, but thanks though i will keep that in mind. i need xxxxxtra lrge

  • ALBoy

    @ Wut We got acid here that will eat anything :coffee:

  • candibfly

    :rofl: thanks harlem

    u know i'm only going to use them for water balloons right :D

  • Dymond

    @ Harlem I'm just trying to make him feel welcome :hug:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    WUT
    take my advice!
    ___________________________
    I think when he show up, I'm gonna be in an old dusty housecoat with a butcher's apron on top,meatcleaver in my hand, and a cig. hanging from the tip of my lips. When I open the door, I'm just gonna stare at him for about 3 minutes smacking the flat side of the cleaver in my hands while the ashes dangle from the end of the cig. Then I'll tap the ashes on his new shoes and let him in.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Al...............That could work. :coffee:

    :rofl: @ WUT. That made me think of that hillybilly chick from that old Friday the 13th movie.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    xxxxxtra lrge you say?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Anna

    RoderickXYZ says:

    I guess Sandra doesn’t believe in karma because all of the hate you’re sending to Chris is going to boomarang back on your azz.

    And if you think about it all of these haters are spending their time on Chris while he’s living life. I wonder who is more miserable.
    ~~~~~~~
    With everything going on due to social networking, I wonder how Sandra is allowed/able to get away w/it. Isn't it kind of like slightly obsessive bullying? I'm not a Chris or Rhi fan, let them make their money, soon we won't know who they are. I don't see either being in the spot light five yrs. from now. Chris is going to continue to self destruct and Rhi will just fade away and Willow Smith will be the next "It" girl.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Dimpz
    It might be. :wail: But I'm about to go to this team luncheon at TGIFridays and tear up this sizzling chicken and cheese!! :yes:

    @You
    As always, you can whatever you like!! :hump: all day and night if that's what u want. I'll need to work this meal off anyway. Wait for me on the rooftop!! :hump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Sorry Sandra!! Don't ban me!!

  • ALBoy

    @ ALEXADRIA you called me I saw the bat signal 218 :coffee:

  • candibfly

    *sets up my lawn chair on the rooftop*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLiSlxSS9c YSoSerious

    I knew it was too much to hope for a CB-free day today. :(

    I personally have said I waned to say about Chris and my feelings toward him and his behavior until he either gets his chit together of does something so bad that I feel compelled to speak on it.

    And I wish 2012 would go back to rubbing puzzies with Man so its too busy to type its nonsense on this blog.

    Oh, and morning and chit. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    @Miss

    Mine too lol watched it last night.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG41k4bocuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Sandra can we get a post on the lady in TX openin up a restaurant called "FAT HO" Burgers

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Al……………That could work.

    @ WUT. That made me think of that hillybilly chick from that old Friday the 13th movie.
    _____________________________
    Girl Imma be in the kitchen cutting up chicken while they are in the front room. Everytime he say something to her, WHACK!!!! Imma slam the cleaver down through some chicken!

  • MzDimplez1123

    LMAO @ WUT

  • Audacious2

    @ Sandra: "...They’re laughing now but it’s only a matter of time before she says the wrong thing and he snaps and pushes her teeth into the back of her throat."

    LOL!!!! :dead:

  • RoderickXYZ

    candi, what is your occupation? You seem very creative and a good writer.

    Anna, you may be correct about Chris self-destructing but I have no skin in the game because my life is interesting enough for me and takes up the vast majority of each day's 24 hours so I don't spend it hating people I don't know hell I wouldn't know a Chris Brown song if I heard it.

  • carmelhoney

    I havent commented in a while but I had to login to comment this post. Auntie you are TOO much!!! "They’re laughing now but it’s only a matter of time before she says the wrong thing and he snaps and pushes her teeth into the back of her throat." :rofl: :rofl: