Ciara and Lala Anthony’s Lesbun Cousin Spotted Together At Knicks Game
Despite reports that singer Ciara, 25, is currently dating NY Knicks star Amar’e Stoudemire, 28, she was spotted arriving at the New Jersey Nets vs. Knicks game with Lala Anthony’s Stud cousin, Dice, at Madison Square Garden last night. This is not the first time we’ve seen CiCi and Dice together in public. While Ciara dating man whore, Amar’e, makes good gossip fodder, it’s more likely that Dice is the one stroking Ciara’s kitty at night. Rumors have swirled for years that Ciara is an undercover lesbun, but Ciara has always denied the pesky rumors.
Lala Vazquez-Anthony with her cousin, Dice
Photos: Splash News Online and I Am Lala
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Dice seems..TOO comfortable in dem jeans
Cici…it’s time to donate those red bottoms…looking a little “used”.
One cant be a lesbun if their a man
well usually.
I kid, Ciara and Dice look cute hanging out… You can kick it with lesbuns and not be a lesbun.. I have plenty of cooter stroking friends but I myself prefer to stroke that which gets hard and stands up tall
Where is Ciara getting this money??
Is one of Lala’s eyes bigger than the other one, or is it just the picture??
Mr.BluPhi says:
Is one of Lala’s eyes bigger than the other one, or is it just the picture??
Sup BLU.. hey I noticed that too. I think La La is pretty but I hate when she wears the heavy mascara..makes her look like a bat
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
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Hey CHA CHA
Hey Bruh.. how are you suavecito
Wassuppppp Cha Cha…
Yeah those eyes get me every time
Blu what happened to my shirtless pic??????
So my lesbun friend flying in town for a vistit would make me suspect? And when we go on vactions together and room together, what does that make me?
Sandra stop with your bs you are very pessimistic are you and your mom dating when seen out and about I mean you too are a lesbian
You should really think before you type it’s becoming a bit INSANE!
@Terri
Im sitting here like Sandra you live with your mom so do ppl think you two are a couple – I mean my daughter is a lesbian, we live together does that mean we are dating when we go grocery shopping together WTF GTFOH with the undersexed unloved INSANITY!
Why is it necessary to shout out her sexuality? You didn’t say “heterosexual Ciara”.
Anyway, if Ciara is really dating Amare why does she need to keep using Lala’s comp seats? And why does she keep using her seat for every game when Lala said her family memebers have been bugging her to go to games. Ciara is hogging up the dang seat. Hook you a man already so you can let Lala breath Ciara!
Cousin Dice makes a much better looking girl. She looked really nice durning LaLa’s wedding. The “dude swag” ain’t working.
Bird did you ever comment the other day when Sandra called you a lesbun
they are just watching a game
@BROWN
@BLU WE ARE WAITING SHIRTLESS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!!!!
Bird did you ever comment the other day when Sandra called you a lesbun
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She also dodged them pesky rumors that she was born with a package. I will be sure to tell my lesbun homie who I plan to hit up in the A when I go…”CHILE I know you took me to grub last time you was home and we also went to eat last time I was in the A…but chile we CANNOT be seent togeva!”
Oh and Dice was WINNING when she put that dress on for LaLa’s wedding. I was cheering like “Get ‘em girl!”
CHA CHA says:
Hey Bruh.. how are you suavecito
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I’m good love just out here coolin bout to run and get something to eat
@ Lucious I see you
I used to hoop back in high school. And like 4-5 girls were lesbians.. I was cool with them before everyone found that out about them. And after everyone knew they all ASSUMED I was lesbian too. Rumors spreaded like wildfire too.
Moral: Just because you hang around someone doesn’t mean you guys share the same lifestyles, sexual orientation, etc.
I was cool with alot of ho3s, that didn’t mean I was one
BruhMan5th Flr says:
CHA CHA says:
Hey Bruh.. how are you suavecito
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I’m good love just out here coolin bout to run and get something to eat
Bring me back something too..throws you 50 cent…
Make it enough! 
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCO.. What it do Sexay!
Firstly,LaLa AND Ciara ARE close..So are LaLa and Dice, perhaps by chance they met through LaLa as friends ….
Make it enough!
HOT CHA CHA
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FoxE says:
I was cool with alot of ho3s, that didn’t mean I was one
^5..Except in my case…sometimes,never, maybe
My bad Sandra. I posted a comment before I read the post. You’re calling out her sexuality because that is proof that her and Ciara are dating. I see now.
Like I said, Ciara needs to stop taking advantage of Lala’s generosity. She’s like a squatter (sp?). That is a horrible look.
I doubt it…they’re just friends. Just because you hang out with a lesbun that does not make you one.
I’ll post shirtless pic when I get my summer body right. I still got 2 more months. I will post another pic when I get my laptop. Does anyway have trouble with the gravatar link at work??
And yeah Sandra was reaching with this post. But I am concerned with the flopping albums and not touring, but massive spending, where is she gettin this money.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Bird did you ever comment the other day when Sandra called you a lesbun
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I didn’t see it. Where should I look?
@Blu Yeah, I don’t even bother with the gravi thingy in the office…
Well in the case of not having a man around and a lesbian friend if Ciara wants Dice to get her goodies why is Sandra so peeved
Bird she said you were a lesbun and that dude in your gravi was really a female
#innquiringmindswannaknow
@BROWN U SOO WRONG
Terri B says:
So my lesbun friend flying in town for a vistit would make me suspect?
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Yes it does. I guarantee your friends will be whispering about you two behind your back.
I’ll post shirtless pic when I get my summer body right. I still got 2 more months.
#SHUTUP
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#SLAP
Imma need you to stop acting so fukn puritan and chat
@Cha Cha
@ Choco ….lmfaoooooooooooooooooo you right. I need to man the f up.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Sandra stop with your bs you are very pessimistic are you and your mom dating when seen out and about I mean you too are a lesbian
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The last time I checked, Ciara was not related to Dice in any way.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Bird she said you were a lesbun and that dude in your gravi was really a female
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Well did she at least make it sound funny so I could laugh? I mean damn, where is the punch line?:waiting:
Brown is going SKR8 to HELL!!
Stop instigating! *throws dildo at your head*
@MR.BLU
Yes it does. I guarantee your friends will be whispering about you two behind your back
Pls go to church or get some real beliefs in your life 
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Sandra Rose says:
Terri B says:
So my lesbun friend flying in town for a vistit would make me suspect?
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Yes it does. I guarantee your friends will be whispering about you two behind your back.
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Friends wouldn’t talk behind your back
KDub says:
I will be sure to tell my lesbun homie who I plan to hit up in the A when I go…”CHILE I know you took me to grub last time you was home and we also went to eat last time I was in the A…but chile we CANNOT be seent togeva!”
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Bird this isn’t goin the way I though it would go
BuryMeInMyPlacentaandViriginity
U STOOOOOOOOPID!! 
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@CHOCO DID U JUST PIMP SLAP SOMEBODY!!! #SKRONGPIMPHAND
Sassy I just asked a question now I’m just as lost as Laker is the majority of the time
@ Phroz wassup. Well the district keeps adding firewalls and ish because some students manage to break thru and get on facebook.
SN: One of my students jus asked me “Were you a college student?” I said “umm yeah”. She said “I heard! So were you like in 14th grade?” …SMDH.
@LOLITA **SIDEEYE** SO THE ONLY TIME U SPEAK TO ME OR OF ME IS TO TALK CHIT
AND I NOT LOST JUST CONFUSED SOME TIMES 
@Brown
Yeah right! You aint confused A-TALL!!!
Over here trying to get Bird to bang Sandra in her mouth……
*continure please*
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Bird this isn’t goin the way I though it would go
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I’m sorry. Now I’m all confused. I wanted to laugh too shid.
Mr.BluPhi says:
@SN: One of my students jus asked me “Were you a college student?” I said “umm yeah”. She said “I heard! So were you like in 14th grade?” …SMDH.
Bless her heart.
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I still believe there is no such thing as a stupid question, while
Terri B says:
So my lesbun friend flying in town for a vistit would make me suspect?
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Yes it does. I guarantee your friends will be whispering about you two behind your back.
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lol Wrong, because we’re all straight execpt her. So she is the outcast when we all hangout. And although she considers herself bi, she is no different then the rest of us. We have the same morals regarding life, both carry ourselves in a womenly manner, she’s even more girly than me. The only difference, she is more open when it comes to her relationships, but you wouldn’t know if she didn’t tell.
Sassy I put that on my deceased brother’s grave I don got confused!
@Laker
@Brown I cannot deal….
@Blu
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Bird this isn’t goin the way I though it would go
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LMFAOOOOOOO
CanDICE did look good in La’s wedding. CiCi’s getting all of her dough outta those shoes….
StillASassyOne says:
@Brown
Yeah right! You aint confused A-TALL!!!
Over here trying to get Bird to bang Sandra in her mouth
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Well shid what can I do accuse her of being a lesbun? We already know that. I’m not good at the dozens. Maybe if I was in the closet and hubby was indeed a well disguised woman I might lash out, but since I ain’t gay ain’t no emotions being stirred up one way or the other. Sorry.
Bird for the longest I thought tht was a male in your gravi so I thought Sandra was just bein messy that’s why I brought it to your attn
And if someone was to talk, let them, I’m not disowning a good friend because someone irrelevant in my life doesn’t approve. People are always going to find something to talk about. Can’t please them all.
Mr.BluPhi says:
I’ll post shirtless pic when I get my summer body right. I still got 2 more months. I will post another pic when I get my laptop. Does anyway have trouble with the gravatar link at work??
And yeah Sandra was reaching with this post. But I am concerned with the flopping albums and not touring, but massive spending, where is she gettin this money.
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I say she invested well and was stashing that money 50 WAS giving her. I hope she was smart.
SN: One of my students jus asked me “Were you a college student?” I said “umm yeah”. She said “I heard! So were you like in 14th grade?” …SMDH.
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Im starting a petition for you and your students to become science specimens for REAL SCIENTIST to probe the minds of the feeble
@Lakes yes #SLAP dammit Blu and his students make me ODD
@Lolita
@ Brown lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*looks at browns #69 comment*
ahahahahahahahahahahaha! i needed that today!
Yes it does. I guarantee your friends will be whispering about you two behind your back.
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It makes you suspect? For real? Well the other KW (me and her have the same initials) who is an out and proud lesbun…is like my sister. We have been down since I was in the 7th and she was in the 6th grade! So IDGAF if folks whisper. She bold and brazen anyDAYUMway and will walk up on somebody like “you got something to say??”
Bird for the longest I thought tht was a male in your gravi so I thought Sandra was just bein messy that’s why I brought it to your attn
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:shotfired:
Terri B says:
And if someone was to talk, let them, I’m not disowning a good friend because someone irrelevant in my life doesn’t approve. People are always going to find something to talk about. Can’t please them all.
Terri are have you bleached your belly and hands today …they seem a little brighter than they did yesterday
TOTALLY KIDDING… When is your bundle of joy coming in to the world… or she would call him/her DAT BABY 
@ blu
what school do you teach at? i’m really curious to know…
Answered that question… Inquiring minds I’ll raise you 5 and see you 3….
Ace says:
Cici…it’s time to donate those red bottoms…looking a little “used”.
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I saw a company online that sells replacements for those “Red Debil Souls”.
Mr.BluPhi says:
SN: One of my students jus asked me “Were you a college student?” I said “umm yeah”. She said “I heard! So were you like in 14th grade?” …SMDH.
Are the kids your classes taught in the bungalows away from the rest of the school population
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LAKER you need me to hold you?
How is my favorite chocolate fudge brownie with nuts doing today?
@Kingstonn @Blu teaches at Helen Keller’s school for the DEAF,DUMB and BLIND
@ Kingston I teach in Aldine ISD…
Crazy thing is, if you google my name, how much I make, where I teach, and what I teach comes up. SMH. Now thats has to be an invasion of some sort
Yall I swear on my life I wasn’t tryna be that messy, I just thought she was gone come in, tell sandra to go to hell it was a man and that was it
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Bird for the longest I thought tht was a male in your gravi so I thought Sandra was just bein messy that’s why I brought it to your attn
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Well what the hell she go in on me for anyway? Even with no dozens skills Sandra is an easy target. Hopefully I started it.
It’s nice to see that Dice found a style that werks for her. she was a mess on that damm show.
Nothing new about CiCi
LaLa’s beginning to look a bit insecure showing up to Everygame, doesnt she have anything better to do. wonder what she’s afraid of …
@Blu
cuz you be asking some stupid chit also 
Im really starting to think you are the student asking these questions
@ChaCha All good!
@CHACHA
U SEE LOLITA MAKING FUN OF A BISH 
“Amar’e, makes good gossip fodder, it’s more likely that Dice is the one stroking Ciara’s kitty at night.”
I actually like Dice. She’s cool people.
Bird I’ll have to find the post but I thought you saw it
Well what the hell she go in on me for anyway? Even with no dozens skills Sandra is an easy target. Hopefully I started it.
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@Blu
Im really starting to think you are the student asking these questions cuz you be asking some stupid chit also
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lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…. you shole right. lmfaoooo
@ blu
ohhhh, cause it sounds like you teach in HISD.
but i have no clue where Aldine ISD is.
@BLU U KNOW WHAT U A SWEETHEART WE BEEN CUTING UP AT UR EXPENCE AND U JUST BRUSH IT OFF
@CHOCO U KNOW HE THE ONE THAT WANT TO KNOW HE JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT WE GON SAY
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We need you on SR you make us feel intelligent 
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…. you shole right. lmfaoooo
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Sandra, I know you lurkin. Why you hidin girl? You tried to come at me on the sneak tip? Am I allowed to tear into dat azz without getting banned?
BLU U KNOW WHAT U A SWEETHEART WE BEEN CUTING UP AT UR EXPENCE AND U JUST BRUSH IT OFF
him 
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Exactly Y I
Bird says:
Well what the hell she go in on me for anyway?
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I did not go in on you, Bird. I saw your gravi and I just wondered why you never spoke about being Fam, seeing as how I am also Fam. That’s all.
@BIRD
@BROWN I HATE U!!!!
Sandra, I know you lurkin. Why you hidin girl? You tried to come at me on the sneak tip? Am I allowed to tear into dat azz without getting banned?
Sandar is a democrat now 
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This post is all kinds of wrong…
(goes scrolling to read the comments anyway)
Again, I’m with Rihanna… if this broad was somewhere in the studio trying to create some QUALITY music instead of doing little more than sitting front row at basketball games wearing 6 inch heels with her legs crossed so people can see the “red” on the bottom – she might have a career!
#teamSandra
I did not go in on you, Bird. I saw your gravi and I just wondered why you never spoke about being Fam, seeing as how I am also Fam. That’s all.
LAWD 
I love THURSDAY
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GASP
@CHOCO WE DO WOVE HIM HE SUCH A SWEET LOLIPOP
LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:
Bird I’ll have to find the post but I thought you saw it
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I deleted the comments in that post.
I deleted the comments in that post
@SANDY ERASING THE EVIDENCE!!
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IT’S NOT WHAT U KNOW BUT WHAT U CAN PROFFF!!! <<LAWABIDINGCITIZEN!!
Sandra, I know you lurkin
You can’t make this chit up 
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#THIS and Sandra took the bait and came out of lurkin
Sandra, does Ciera make you ‘wet’ at night?
BTW are you the more dominant or submissive in your relationships?
*Gets up knocks over trash can runs through building laughing and stomping*
@Sandra
*in my nephew’s voices*
“Why you do that for?! MAn, you just ain’t want nobody to see what you wrote!”
CHA CHA says:
Terri B says:
And if someone was to talk, let them, I’m not disowning a good friend because someone irrelevant in my life doesn’t approve. People are always going to find something to talk about. Can’t please them all.
Terri are have you bleached your belly and hands today …they seem a little brighter than they did yesterday TOTALLY KIDDING… When is your bundle of joy coming in to the world… or she would call him/her DAT BABY
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Girrrlllll I was about to say! Trust me I’m not doing anything to make myself look any paler, I’m trying to do the opposite. But she is due May 16th if you ask me, or May 30th if you ask the doctors. They don’t always know what they talking about. lol
People kicking over chairs, and cubicles in the post
PHRO HOLD ME IM SHAKING IM LAUGHING SO HARD 
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LMFAOOOOOOOO love all too… da chit yall be saying is funny as hell
@Kingston its more north. Near Greenspoint
Phrozen1der says:
People kicking over chairs, and cubicles in the post….
HIDES BEHIND CARRINGTON
@ sandra
I jus went looking for the comments in that Rihanna post and didn’t find em. lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I truly love Sandra. I need a dose of this everyday….lmfaooooooo
*yanks Phro by the collar and tells him to STFD before his azz get’s pank-slipped!*
You know how “they” get when Black folks start running around, and tearing up in the office: NERVOUS.
@ blu
gunspoint? that explains everything!
you wear a bulletproof vest to work? i hope so..
RoderickXYZ says:
Sandra, does Ciera make you ‘wet’ at night?
BTW are you the more dominant or submissive in your relationships?
*Gets up knocks over trash can runs through building laughing and stomping
ME TOO 
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Sandra Rose says:
I deleted the comments in that post.
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I deleted the comments in that post.
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NO Sandra is not like the dayum Wizard of Oz…deleting comments in the posts. Behind a curtain.
I CANNNNNNNNNOT………Calgon take my black azz AWAY…I got tears behind this whole post.
@PHRO **GETS BEHIND SANDRA LIKE A BOXING MATCH AND PUTS OIL AROUND EYES AND MOUFF PIECE IN** U READY SANDRITA U KNOW WE GOT UR BACK RIGHT ESE??
**TAKES SANDY ROBE OFF TO REVEAL RIRI HEAD RED SHORT SHORTS AND SPORTS BRAW ON THAT SAYS ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD** U READY CHAMP!! GET THAT AZZ!!
Terri B says:
Girrrlllll I was about to say! Trust me I’m not doing anything to make myself look any paler, I’m trying to do the opposite. But she is due May 16th if you ask me, or May 30th if you ask the doctors. They don’t always know what they talking about. lol
No they dont. Awww congrats.. Cha Cha love the babies..
We shall name her SANDRUFUS ROSETTA STONEY (set it of) 
Whatchuthink 
Sandra Rose says:
I did not go in on you, Bird. I saw your gravi and I just wondered why you never spoke about being Fam, seeing as how I am also Fam. That’s all.
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So if I rip you up you gonna ban me saying you honestly thought my husband was a woman huh? If I talk about your mama needing you for a place to stay and inquire as to whether she is a crack head or fiend of some kind that ain’t never had a job and therefore can’t even get no social security to get her own place you won’t ban me right? I mean I actually did wonder about that. I’m not going in or nothin.
………Calgon take my black azz AWAY…I got tears behind this whole post.
Me TOO that’s I can say 
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@PHRO **GETS BEHIND SANDRA LIKE A BOXING MATCH AND PUTS OIL AROUND EYES AND MOUFF PIECE IN** U READY SANDRITA U KNOW WE GOT UR BACK RIGHT ESE??
**TAKES SANDY ROBE OFF TO REVEAL RIRI HEAD RED SHORT SHORTS AND SPORTS BRAW ON THAT SAYS ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD** U READY CHAMP!! GET THAT AZZ!!
I CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOT GO ON
WHY *slams fist to desk
I deleted the comments in that post.
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Sandra you got a magic “delete all they said” button you use behind that magic curtain huh? That is on your keyboard ain’t it? Yours don’t say delete…yours says “VANISH”…
@BIRD OOOOOOOOOOW POW POW AND A
IS U THINKN???
Carrington says:
Again, I’m with Rihanna… if this broad was somewhere in the studio trying to create some QUALITY music instead of doing little more than sitting front row at basketball games wearing 6 inch heels with her legs crossed so people can see the “red” on the bottom – she might have a career!
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Negative on that name Cha Cha. lol
CHA CHA says:
RoderickXYZ says:
Sandra, does Ciera make you ‘wet’ at night?
BTW are you the more dominant or submissive in your relationships?
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If I talk about your mama needing you for a place to stay and inquire as to whether she is a crack head or fiend of some kind that ain’t never had a job and therefore can’t even get no social security to get her own place you won’t ban me right?
leave the parents/momz out of this!
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Ding DING flagrant foul you have to talk about significant other or lack thereof
@Choco
“I am not gonna be able to DEW THIS TODAY” (Whitney Houston)
Bird says:
So if I rip you up you gonna ban me saying you honestly thought my husband was a woman huh? If I talk about your mama needing you for a place to stay and inquire as to whether she is a crack head or fiend of some kind that ain’t never had a job and therefore can’t even get no social security to get her own place you won’t ban me right? I mean I actually did wonder about that. I’m not going in or nothin.
OMG
I had no idea one what i thought was a simple wustion would turn into this!
Bird Sandra did say welcome you to the fam or somethin like that
You came in after that and someone asked you if you were gonna defend yourself so I assumed you saw it, I had no idea it would turn into somethin like this
Bird says:
So if I rip you up you gonna ban me saying you honestly thought my husband was a woman huh? If I talk about your mama needing you for a place to stay and inquire as to whether she is a crack head or fiend of some kind that ain’t never had a job and therefore can’t even get no social security to get her own place you won’t ban me right? I mean I actually did wonder about that. I’m not going in or nothin.
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now is this mature for an ‘old’ person?
even a young whippersnapper such as myself wouldn’t go in on Sandra.
*question
So if I rip you up you gonna ban me saying you honestly thought my husband was a woman huh? If I talk about your mama needing you for a place to stay and inquire as to whether she is a crack head or fiend of some kind that ain’t never had a job and therefore can’t even get no social security to get her own place you won’t ban me right? I mean I actually did wonder about that. I’m not going in or nothin.
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@SASO @ChaCha @Choco @Laker
*Flips Desk over WHO DA FUVK WANT WAR?!?!?!?!*
***SLAPS SANDRITAS AZZ TO GE IN THE RING** NOW MAMI U GOT TO HOOK HER AZZ IN THE JAW KNCK HER OUT!!! **PUSHES AUNTIE INTO RING AND SCREAMS** MY MAMA BISH FO REAL OK THEN!!
Tip toes backwards out of post!!!
I had no idea it would turn into somethin like this
@ Kingston and chat
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#LIES
@KDUB YES WE CAN #OBAMA
Terri B says:
Negative on that name Cha Cha. lol
Oh GOTDAMN!!
I cain’t leave y’all azzes alone for a second.
Choco i honestly thought it would be a simple “you go to hail Sandra cuz you want this” and that would be it!
SHUT UP BROWN…SHUT THAT SHYT UP
Flips Desk over WHO DA FUVK WANT WAR?!?!?!?!*
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(whispers loud as hail…cause I am true nukka…and we all know black folks cain’t be quiet for not SHAT) THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS BLOG….
Kingston & Blu Phi, I ain’t know’d y’all was in Houston… I ain’t know’d!
Wassup, homies! (Greenspoint?… oh my damn!) LMAO!
Ya’ll see those clowns shooting at that high school yesterday? I’m so shame for us.
*pops gum*
#LiesandDeception!!!!
seriously, Bird if I’d known you were gonna be this upset I wouldnt have said anything and Sandra I’m sorry for your mom bein brought into this
@SANDRA U GOT THIS RUCA OR U NEED UR MIJA TO JUMP IN U LET A BISH KNOW SANDY!!! **SNATCHES ERINGS OFF PUTS HAIR IN PONY TAIL STRAPS UP MY CHUCKS AND GETS READY TO POUNCE!!***
Choco i honestly thought it would be a simple “you go to hail Sandra cuz you want this” and that would be it!
aqtpie says:
Tip toes backwards out of post!!!
So your doing the moonwalk
Just kidding
I
#NowBeholdtheLamb
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
OMG
I had no idea one what i thought was a simple wustion would turn into this!
Bird Sandra did say welcome you to the fam or somethin like that
You came in after that and someone asked you if you were gonna defend yourself so I assumed you saw it, I had no idea it would turn into somethin like this
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*passes out on floor beside my desk*
Whoa whoa whoa!! She call my husband a woman and now I’m wrong for saying anything? She even said it in this post. I don’t come at Sandra on a personal level like that.
I meant to say LIES to Lolita again she know damn well what her evil intentions were
I LOVE YOU ALL 
@ carrington
at worthing right? smfh. pit-tee-ful.
I GOT THEM FREE BIRD T SHIRTS ON DECK FOR the low low of $1.59.. I take cash, check, EBT, trades, tattoos, sex offers ect. WHO WANT ONE?
*opens back door and yells*
“SANDRAAAAAAA!!!! They out here talking bout yo’ MAMMY!!!!!!!”
*slams door and runs back in hous to peek out the window*
@Bird
I mean it’s so much more interesting if you talk about Sandra significant other or the fact that she may not have one 
#DINGDING
So call her woman a man but MOMZ is off limits you know how to fight clean right
Bird i thought it was a joke I didnt think you would get that upset
@Bird
Just in case a red sticker appears over your name and your gravi goes *blank*, please keep in touch: ushud.go.kill.yaself at gmail.com
We’ll leave the light on for you.
But go ahead- let that sh*t off your chest, mama!
I know I’m late but……
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*clocks out and walks home*…Im not even taking my car. To hell with my career. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Clearly Sandra thinks she was in the wrong if she deleted the comments right?
@ bird
um.. yeah? to be honest, its not a very clear picture so i can see how Sandra would make that mistake. but to talk about somebody’s MOMMA? thems fighting words..
CHA CHA says:
I GOT THEM FREE BIRD, BROWN, and SASSY(167) T SHIRTS ON DECK FOR the low low of $1.59.. I take cash, check, EBT, trades, tattoos, sex offers ect. WHO WANT ONE?
Phrozen1der says:
#NowBeholdtheLamb
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kingstonn says:
@ carrington
at worthing right? smfh. pit-tee-ful.
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Yeah, and they had kids in the crowd and they didn’t care, just started shooting in the dam crowd. I get so frustrated with US sometimes. I wish we had more fathers in our communities to grab these punks by the throat when they even start WALKING like they’re in a gang.
Mine JUST went to public school for the first time and that’s a huge fear of mine – but I tell you what? You gon’ get two a$$ whoopins per day if you try to join a gang at my house, one from me, and one from them… so get ready, get ready, get ready because the FIRST time I see you throwin’ up a gang sign, you’d better be prayed up because you’re going to need that if you expect to touch the hem of His garment, cause I’m doin my BEST, to send your a$$ to the upper room!
I am laughing so hard I needed my inhaler. And alas it is out…Imma go to Walgreens to get the one I called in on Tuesday…and if I don’t come back, yall just know Tiffani finally got my azz. Bury me with my Mariah Carey CD’s…
*Sandra we need an emoti who is choking to death.
DAMMIT Prynsexx!!
I hate you! Just like that kid in the middle of the playground who just HAS to advertise the fight so everybody sees it!!!
*slides you a bullhorn* <—- This will work a little better.
YSoSerious says:
Clearly Sandra thinks she was in the wrong if she deleted the comments right?
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Agreed
kingstonn says:
@ bird
um.. yeah? to be honest, its not a very clear picture so i can see how Sandra would make that mistake. but to talk about somebody’s MOMMA? thems fighting words..
BIRD…you should just post a picture of your husbands peen across this whole post
I MEAN SANDRA GON DELETE ANYWAY 
Chiiiiiiiiiit…Since when does anyone fight fair on this particular blog?
Sandra’s a big girl. I think she can take it.
I hate you guys
*Snatches Kingston’s lil ass out the way and hands her a juice box* Sat down and drink that!
I left to watch the Wire, checked back in and yall WAY more entertaining.
@CHACHA I WANT ONE **STOPM ON THE SHIRT** NOW HOW DO I PAY U
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
at Blu I can barely type Im laughing so hard you did 6 
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Phrozen1der says:
#NowBeholdtheLamb
why do you even attempt this thing called life everyday
WHY DO I keep coming to this BISH is a question I must ask my ownself 
@Yso
Yep
aqtpie says:
Tip toes backwards out of post!!!
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Me too. Sandra this ain’t my type of scene. I don’t know why you came at me like that, but I’m not even offended. I was just trying to get the dozens going as I thought that was the goal here. I guess not. I hope you aren’t offended as I am sure your mother is not the things I said, just like my husband is not a woman. Where I come from the dozens is GRIMEY. If you are not willing to go there then you shouldn’t participate. That’s why I don’t do it.
Peace out.
Get em off you Bird
GEt em off you 
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Bird
So call her woman a man but MOMZ is off limits you know how to fight clean right I mean it’s so much more interesting if you talk about Sandra significant other or the fact that she may not have one
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But Choco, she (Sandra) did just throw in the sneak jab tambout “you part of the fam”…..and I know she wasn’t referring to the SR blog fam, b/c I know for a FACT that BIRD been in here since about 2007 or before.
DISCLAIMER: I thought “fam” was in reference to GLAAD association or some shat.
#carryon
@ carrington
i know, it’s sad chit. my bro said someone at his school (Lamar) got shot on the way home. and i’m like.. damn even in frigging River Oaks? this gang chit is dumb as f*ck.
Chiiiiiiiiiit…Since when does anyone fight fair on this particular blog?
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There are some rules to anarchy
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@CHACHA I WANT ONE **STOPM ON THE SHIRT** NOW HOW DO I PAY U
PAY ME IN BUD
@Kingston & Choco
Ya’ll know this is the e-quivalent of “da hood!” Fight fair? Where dey do dat at?!
Nuh-unh!!
Box cutters, crowbars, broken glass bottles, are FAIR PLAY!!
Now…..
*in that man from the Cosby Show’s voice* “CHALL-ANNGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
@Pryn
Yes Sandra always throwing jabs but I mean I’ll fuk a bish up talkin bout my momz she can say what she want about my man but my kids and my parents OFF LIMITS I feel you tho – but nah still on the MOMZ
@ sassy
you forgot.. we’re a bunch of ‘young whippersnappers’ and she’s ‘old’. remember?
@CHACHA **CHUNKS U A SIP LOCK BAGGY** U AINT SAID NOTHIGN BUT A WORD!!
SASSY STOP!
I don’t see how Bird is in the wrong here.
Sandra talks about people’s mamas, their kids, their cousins three times removed…
Sometimes when you make *SSumptions your *SS gets handed back to you.
Damn! See?! Now ya’ll done made Bird leave!
@Kingston & Choco
I ain’t NEVER inviting ya’ll to see a fight no mo!! Always gotta be some damn peacekeepers and sh*t!
*closes video camera, grabs folding chairs and umbrella and starts walking back to my car*
@Bird
Fuk now chit is gonna get boring 
It’s all good I mean I don’t know what to say cuz we bore you but I do think this was all done in jest I mean you know how we are here
@Kingston did you here about the shoot out yesterday with Yakes and some other highschool??
I agree with Bird
@YSO I dont see how shes in the wrong either…..
If you dish it out, be ready to get it back.
**looks aroudn no sign of sandrita** WELL THE CHIT IF OVA SO WHAT WE TALKN BOUT??? ANYBODY SEE THE LAST EPISODE OF JERSY SHORE???
What’s good yall? Dice is actually pretty, I don’t blame her for being attracted to women lol. If she pulled Ciara, that’s even better.
HEllo DIMP A LICIOUS… How are you beautiful
@Sass
the peace is here already can’t you tell
Sassy said:
*in that man from the Cosby Show’s voice* “CHALL-ANNGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
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LMAOOO –
*does like Bill and just slides the chair back and forth”…..That was one of my most FAVORITE episodes….Sandman danced circles around his ass! LOL
Bird dont leave on my acct
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LUCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN AKA BUBBLIN BROWN SUGA..AKA BROWN SUGAR POET…………….WHERE ART THOU
@ blu
i thought it was worthing.. someone got killed there.
@Al & Dimpz
On1
Sup , how’s it hangin
And I don’t see why Bird calling HERSELF old and seeing most of us as young would be insulting.
And sometimes SR and it’s members ARE boring.
If none of this applies to you, what’s the real deal here?
@Pryn
Wasn’t that one of the BEST episodes?!?! That one and the one where Vanessa and nem got caught sneaking to the concert with the ho-sale outifts and Claire snatched that tissue out of Vanessa’s bra and Vanessa said: “MA!!!!!!!!!”
And then Claire & Cliff made them imitate the group they saw! *Vanessa’s sad azz singing*: “Everybody’s dewing a bran’ new danceee nah. C’mon baby, do the loco.motion….. *sad look*”
All I know is nobody better not hit me while ya’ll tussling… *Bully voice*
@ SASO yea cliff was just sitting down rubbing his foot across the chair
Dear SR Fam,
THank you all for today. I have laughed so hard I have a headache.
P.S. @Brown you the greatest….you kinda got it cracking. LOL.
YSO SHUT UP MY GAWD!
Wassup ON1
You already know how it hangs
j/k….just chillin ma. Not too much.
kingstonn says:
@ blu
i thought it was worthing.. someone got killed there
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It was…it was Yakes and Worthing. Thats sad as chit. But thats why I dont attend these games. Too many damn fake azz gangs…smh
@Phro
*in that other bully voice from across the playground*
“Shut up, nigga! You ain’t gon’ do nuffin’! And WHAT?! *folds arms*”
Yeah Prynn Bird definitely has been here from the beginning, you know when Sandra went to all the events herself and use to take her own pictures, before Freddy O.
I’ve never seen Bird upset and I’ve been coming since the beginning too!
Phrozen1der says:
All I know is nobody better not hit me while ya’ll tussling… *Bully voice*
@CHOCO
WHO DA **** YOU TELLING TO SHUT UP?!
I can speak my mind until Sandra tells me otherwise. Go somewhere and get fukked so you’ll stop being so damn evil and touchy.
Sup choco, cha cha…celtic hater
I don’t know but I’d sure like to find out (repeatedly)
Mr.BluPhi says:
@Kingston did you here about the shoot out yesterday with Yakes and some other highschool??
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Man, where you been? We just got finished talking about those clowns at Worthing. LOL
“Cat people,dog people we ALL look the same way nude”
@YSO
I can get fukd anytime but can you and I told you to shut up and I meant it! GTFOH with your silly sideline effn remarks!
Sup ON1..give mama sum suga
Mr.BluPhi says:
kingstonn says:
@ blu
i thought it was worthing.. someone got killed there
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It was…it was Yakes and Worthing. Thats sad as chit. But thats why I dont attend these games. Too many damn fake azz gangs…smh
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What is Yakes? Is that a real school, or are you talking about Yates?
Oh sh*t…. *grabs Prynn* Girl- yell out “ROUND 2!!!”
*gets camera, folding chair, and umbrella back out of the trunk and runs back to the field*
Nobody better not had took my spot neither….
@THELAKERSTESTICLELICKER AKA ON 1 OR 2 AKA CELTIC DREAMER!! WHAT’S UP BRUH!!
PHRO
I hate to see people tusslin! All that damn grabbin each other!
@SASO @ChaCha
@Brown it’s better than watching two people power the entire continent of Africa with that #Ratchet “Windmill”
I can speak my mind until Sandra tells me otherwise
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#DUMBASS so now Sandra controls you but I tell you to shut up and you wont!
***TAKES OUT FOLDING RECLINING CHAIR WITH MARGARITA HOLDER AND SOME POPCORN** AWWW CHIT NOW!!!
@SASSY LET ME GET SOME SHADE GIRL WE FINNA SEE SOME HEADS ROLL!!
StillASassyOne says:
@Al & Dimpz
Ya’ll remember that episode of “The Cosby Show?” When Cliff was battling Rudy’s tap dance instructor and they had poured powder on the bag of folding chairs?!
I die at that episode, EVERY time!
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CHALLENGE!!!!
@ sassy
i’m not stopping this fight. AT ALL.. *gets out camcorder*
@ carrington
i think he means Yates. LOL
@CHOCO
Ain’t nothing sideline about what I’m saying.
And I meant what I said too.
OK, do I have to read ALL these damn comments to find out what has Bird so ticked off?
Quit all this fightin!! Yall aint finna be fightin on the day of YSO birth!
@Brown & Phro
I ain’t heard “tussling” to describe a fight in soooo long.
Just like my grandma used to say: “rass-ling” = “wrestling”.
I can hear her now….
“Ya’ll betta cut out all rastlin’ before I come down there!!!”
While Ciara dating man whore, Amar’e, makes good gossip fodder, it’s more likely that Dice is the one stroking Ciara’s kitty at night. ——————————————————————-
sANDRA YOU ARE A MESS! lol
Phrozen1der says:
@Brown it’s better than watching two people power the entire continent of Africa with that #Ratchet “Windmill”
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I CURSE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN! I THINK I JUST PEED ON MYSELF A LITTLE!
@Carrington
I been having a SLOW week. and yes it Yates. Smh. I been really ..ummmm…DUMB this week. SMH LOL
Carrington says:
OK, do I have to read ALL these damn comments to find out what has Bird so ticked off?
NO I can read them to you while you take a hot bath and relax
@Laker
I trade you some shade for another margarita.
I am dead @ the words FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT and CHALLLLLLLLENGE….
I want all of yall to get a gasoline soaked onsie when @His shows up today.
*Backs into the fog with my Darkwing Duck hat and cape #NoLisp*
@ carrington
sandra thought birds husband was a woman in another post, brown brought it back up, bird talked about sandra’s mom, yso put in her view, & choco went in.
i think thats it..
Carrington, a couple days ago sandra welcomed bird into the lesbun family
so i asked Bird if she was gon comment on it and had no idea she would get as upset as she did
@ Carrington Sandra said that the dude in Birds gravi was a chick and that it was a “stud” Bird didnt see it brown asked her about it and Bird procedded to express her feelings about Sandras mama But they cool now though
@DUMBASS
I didn’t say Sandra controls what I say.
She DOES have control over whether I can log in or not based on what I say. That’s what I meant and I think you know that.
You are f*cking waste of my time. Get the last word if you need to. I’m done. Silly b*tch.
So yall jus gon cut up today….ok I see
oh shyt da hail happened
AFTERNOON FOLKS 
@SASO @BROWN
Or “scuffling”
Im not fighting YSO we are on two different level but all this
And I don’t see why Bird calling HERSELF old and seeing most of us as young would be insulting.
And sometimes SR and it’s members ARE boring
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Is DUMB Y the fuk is she tryn to be the voice of reason we were all laughing and she fukn drinking coffee and chit! Oh Happy Birthday YSO
@PHRO
AND 
@SASSY **BRINGS OUT MARGARITA MIXER OUT OF TRUNK** BISH U KNOW I SHARE THE DRANKS!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @Brown see what you started…lmfaoooooooooo
@Kingston
GOOD! We just gotta let the powers that be control this fight….
*ahem*
*on loudspeaker*
“NOW TAKING BETS!! $10 GETS YOU IN ON THE ACTION, $30 GETS YOU A BET WITH THE HOUSE!! WHO WANTS IN?”
* Credit cards, checks, prepaid debits, RUSH cards, EBT cards, food stamps, food vouchers, WIC checks, and foreign currency not accepted. NO REFUNDS.
@YSO
Last word SILLY BISH and you really think Imma let you get off with that – A silly bish I’ll be but a dumb bish you ARE!
@ALBOY
You’re right. It is my birthday so **** this ****.
PHRO
all you hear is a bunch of gruntin durin all that scufflin and they aint doin shyt but get tired!
*Covers eyes,ears and mouth*
That’s what I meant and I think you know that
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Nah you don’t think I know chit didn’t you mention a ssuming earlier FLICKED ASS!
*passes Laker some shade as I grab my margarita*
are we choosing sides?
i think mine is obvious..
*adjusts TEAM CHOCO bra*
CHA CHA says:
NO I can read them to you while you take a hot bath and relax
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*Looks in closet for the Calgon… don’t see none… runs downstairs to the kitchen… runs back upstairs… looks around again *** pours Lemon scented Joy in the tub*** … *looks around, shamed* … hides Joy under the sink and covers it up with my bathroom cleanup towels… gets nekkid and jumps in the water… “Watchu starin’ at? Ain’t you neva seen a nekkid man befoe?”
@Laker @Brown
Happy Born Day @YSo
*pulls out cape, bandit mask for my eyes, a fedora and some orange shoes*
“Dark-wing DUCKKKKKK!!!”
Thanks Bruh.
anyhoo as for this post, Ciara has more muskeelz than my jail bird brother. So if shes getting her swipe (as my jail bird brother calls it lmao) munched on, its not really a surprise..
Happy Berfday YSO!!!!!
hey Fam
#TeamNeutral
Backs into the fog with my Darkwing Duck hat and cape #NoLisp*
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Thanks Phro & His.
this nigga said Darkwing Duck?
Carrington says:
*Looks in closet for the Calgon… don’t see none… runs downstairs to the kitchen… runs back upstairs… looks around again *** pours Lemon scented Joy in the tub*** … *looks around, shamed* … hides Joy under the sink and covers it up with my bathroom cleanup towels… gets nekkid and jumps in the water… “Watchu starin’ at? Ain’t you neva seen a nekkid man befoe?”
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I’m on the Lord’s side!
@KINGSTON **ADJUST MY CHOCO THONG AND MY YSO DILDO** DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE!!!
DAYUM! Ms. Ocasio (dammit, I LOVE that chick’s name!!) said: “Flicked.”
For those of you who don’t quite understand DMV vernacular, that is a cross between “fukkin” and “retarded” to be pronounced as “Flick-Did!”
Proceed.
adjusts TEAM CHOCO bra*
We good folks – we both voiced our opinion chit is over for me – until of course 
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@ laker
nope, but i did.
YSoSerious!!!! (I don’t know how to get all the smiley faces and thangs yet)
Happy Birthday, Mama!!!
You & my mama were “released” on the same day! *remembering to go to Western Union, or as my grandma would say, “Westunn REunion” when I get off work!
Who’s on the Lord’s siiddeee
ladies we shud be partying for YSO’s Durty 30, or tightening our kegel muscles or sum anything but this
@SASO
@His Waddap babes?!
@YSO FELIZ BIRFFFFFDAY
DAYUM! Ms. Ocasio (dammit, I LOVE that chick’s name!!) said: “Flicked.”
For those of you who don’t quite understand DMV vernacular, that is a cross between “fukkin” and “retarded” to be pronounced as “Flick-Did!”
Proceed.
BISH IS STRAIGHT RAW!
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*saw the end of 1st fight, blinked and missed beginning of 2nd fight*
Yall have made my week!
Oh crap, I knew I was missing something!
Happy Bday, Yso!!!!
(You still gotta fight though.
) *Big Mama’s voice*: “I ain’t raise no punk bishes around here….”
She DOES have control over whether I can log in or not
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Sandra aka The Wizard of Oz…can make ALL our azzes vanish (says the gal who done been banned’d about 50 lebben times her ownself)
Come up in this bish on a hot topic and be like “WHY my log in don’t werk no mo?????” Sadder than a mofo you can’t join in the reindeer games….sitting on the sideline feeling like Rudolph…
@CHoco @Kingstonn
@YSo No Prob babes!
CARRINGTON
please post more often
umm Recap pls…
<–Honey Roasted peanuts (side eye'n Phroz)
Thanks CARRINGTON AND LAKER.
You’re welcome YALL.
IF SANDRA BANS ME I LOVE YALL!!!!!!!!!
I got up just for HUH ass to kill me again with Darkwing Duck.
I’m goin back to watch the Wire. Yall be easy!
s
I WANT TO THANKS CHOCO, PHRO SASSY AND YSO AND THE HONORABLE MENTION BIRD AND FIYA FIGHTER SANDRA FOR MAKING ME PEE PEE A LIL
@BROWN THOU NAME IS CWAZY!!!
@HIS
Thanks @ SASO
Naw. I’m done.
i love her name too.. Ocasio.
better than having two last names and three first names like me.
ok on some real its too many of ya’ll up in hea today so…
REAL NIGGA/NIGGETTE ROLL CALL!!!
but whats the beef bout? *taps foot*
@His
We were all having fun laughing and chit at Bird and Sandra so we are commenting on the what Bird vs Sandra are saying and for some reason YSO felt the need to interject with some pathetic form of reasoning when it wasn’t even that serious taking indirect jabs at my comments and someone elses – I don’t do indirect IM DIRECT!
@HIS
SEXAY BISH!!
@KDub
Sandra ain’t got a “delete” or “vanish” key….that chick got a bright azz orange button on her keyboard that says:
*Mortal Kombat voice*: “FINISH HIM!!!”
And then after she bans you and you try to log in the next time, a little box pops across her screen that says:
“FLAWLESS VICTORY”
I’m sooooo serious…..
@Kingston
Sooo funny you should say that cuz I showed my daughter how your name is spelled and I was like her name is soooo cute
Oh thanks Sass and Kingston on the compliment
*holding Yso’s bday balloons, pulls up seat next to HIS, hands her my blender full of apple martini to share*
@KINGSTON
I GOT TWO FIRST AND LAST NAMES 
IM JUST GLAD I DON’T HAVE MARIA IN MY NAME 
Thanks AQTPIE.
@ laker
my middle name is Marie.
@ choco
girl no. my mom was extra as hell with that name. too many extra letters..
WANT TO THANKS CHOCO, PHRO SASSY AND YSO AND THE HONORABLE MENTION BIRD AND FIYA FIGHTER SANDRA FOR MAKING ME PEE PEE A LIL
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@Kingston
No lie- I had to stare at your name for a FEWWWWW moments to try to figure out how to pronounce it!
I love the name though- Is it pronounced like the “Smith” chile’s name?
@Laker
Hey- my middle name is “Marie.”
@Kingston
I think it’s really cute
Not to me I told her you said that too
*takes blender from Yall* how nice of u bew
umm Choc, now u know YSO is fam so lets gawn head and fondle and make-up *stands back n waits*
*hands Yso a bday gift* u may open it at 3 bew =)
I don’t think Sandra banishes people with strong opinions – I think she loves a challenge, I think she WILL put your a$$ out to pasture when she thinks you’re getting disrespectful, though.
I haven’t read up on what happened with this session though, so I don’t have an opinion. I’m just hoping I don’t get banned, since I’ve been reading for years and just recently decided to sign up.
I know I have a “tongue” on me, and as a writer, sometimes I let my fingers get to walkin’ before I think about what they’re typin’. LMAO!
StillASassyOne says:
@KDub
Since I’m tryna beat out KDub & Charles’ records for being “bannished.”
Sandra ain’t got a “delete” or “vanish” key….that chick got a bright azz orange button on her keyboard that says:
*Mortal Kombat voice*: “FINISH HIM!!!”
And then after she bans you and you try to log in the next time, a little box pops across her screen that says:
“FLAWLESS VICTORY”
I’m sooooo serious…..
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It only took ONE time for me! Not only did she “FINISH ME”…..somehow word got back to the plantations IT department and they wiped EVERYTHING off the map. NO SR. No nothing…….for like A YEAR! Then one day I heard through the grapevine about the Halloween costume party and I Google’d Jesus and money and BAM it led me back home aka Aunties house and I lurked and lurked from Oct. all the way up to Dec. (b/c I was scared my login would be REJECTED) and then I said “I ain’t no punk” and tried it and BAM! We been “reunited and it feels so goooooooood” ever since.
Carrington says:
CHA CHA says:
NO I can read them to you while you take a hot bath and relax
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*Looks in closet for the Calgon… don’t see none… runs downstairs to the kitchen… runs back upstairs… looks around again *** pours Lemon scented Joy in the tub*** … *looks around, shamed* … hides Joy under the sink and covers it up with my bathroom cleanup towels… gets nekkid and jumps in the water… “Watchu starin’ at? Ain’t you neva seen a nekkid man befoe?”
Sneezes about 6753 times because of the lemon joy dishwashing liquid… of course I have
AND CARRINGTON…WHAT A BIG…………….. SCRUBBER YOU HAVE 
@LAKER
My mother’s middle name was Marie too.
So glad @His is here
Saso, Pryn and of course Phro aka Darkwing need some of them handy-dandy gas soaked attire you got hun…soak @Darkwing’s a lil longer…he needs ex-krta gas.
*sniffles* that damn SASO told me she liked my name via email!
now shes in here whoring out her name likeness 
i wonder if i can forgive my bish… *lip quiver*
@His @SASO
Just stopping in to say I had Jonah Tuesday night at 11:49pm weighing in at 5lb 12 oz and 20 inches long
@Carrington, You’re really opening up!
Aunties house and I lurked and lurked from Oct. all the way up to Dec. (b/c I was scared my login would be REJECTED) and then I said “I ain’t no punk” and tried it and BAM! We been “reunited and it feels so goooooooood” ever since.
Damn shame SR is our addiction yet there is no CURE
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Calgon take my black azz AWAY…
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Looks in closet for the Calgon… don’t see none
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Sowwy I used to all in post 124. I was tryna escape this post and what it has become! That was many posts ago….it is at the point of no return nah!
(shakes my gift from HIS to try and guess what it is when it starts vibrating furiously)
Thanks.
Awwwww Kei… CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! He’s very handsome
@Choco @Laker
@KWall I behaved today… #Innocent
Kdubbbbalicious!
dnt even trip bew, I have been on hold with “Proper Hell Attire INC” for 20 mins….this orders gna be a doozy
is that Cha Cha? *rubs eyes*
Congrats Kei # Noepisiodomy
Awww @ KEI
Congratulations.
LOOK AT THAT DELISH BABY!
congrats KEI!!!!
Awww Congrats Kei Jonah is beautiful
YAYYYYY I love babies
@Kei…so adorable…congrats…spin us some tunes to welcome a lil bundle to erff Palmer…
@Yso *giggles*
i’m sure u will enjoy it
Im not calling any names but some people on this site are troublemakers. JUST SAYING!!!
@ sassy
(im late) but yeah, that’s how you pronounce it.
@ His How you baby? You look Thirsty
His!!!!
I sowwwy! I still love your name!!!
@Prynn
DAMN!!! She got you shut down through your job’s IT dept?! Damn! Sandra like Suge Knight and sh*t…..dangling niggas paychecks off of balconies and all…
@Kdub
I know cause I done been banned TWICE and done sent an email both times like: “fukk you den Sandra! I ain’t never coming back to your raggedy azzed house!!”
Then she’d email me like: “your logins working again” and I’d be like: “Oh sh*t, for real?! My bad, Sandra! Ignore that last email, you know a bish get real emotional when her login don’t work…”
@Kei Congrats!!!!
Awww!! @Kei’s little nugget
congrats!
Then she’d email me like: “your logins working again” and I’d be like: “Oh sh*t, for real?! My bad, Sandra! Ignore that last email, you know a bish get real emotional when her login don’t work
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Sandra folded under pressure cuz the Underground Newsletter Crew was emailing her on your behalf instead of being executed she gave you life
Oh CONGRATS KEI!!! HE’s adorable!!!!!!
@Kingston
Yeah- the spelling had me thrown off for a moment then when I finally figured out how to say it, I was like: “Ohhhh-that’s cute!” That’s a cute way to spell it if it’s a girl, and then the “Smiff’s” way if it’s a boy!
*cracks knuckles* ROUND THREE FIGHT!!!!!!
@ALboy
I caint……all I have in my head RAT now is the Darkwing Duck theme song.
@Choco
Hell yeah! Folks was writing Governor Rose trying to get me a pardon!!
@Fine_Sexy_Libra
How you just going to come in here and basically start a fight with ERYBODY on this site?!
@ sassy
i disagree.
@ALBOY
@Coa
That’s my joint! “DARK-WING DUCCKKKKKK!!”
Thanks all
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE WHO RECENTLY COMMENTED WAS A RAH-TAHD WHO STILL USES A HOT COMB
thats all… *hides*
@SASO
@Fine_Sexy_Libra
Noticed how I took the high road and ignored that blank statement 
How you just going to come in here and basically start a fight with ERYBODY on this site?!
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SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE WHO RECENTLY COMMENTED WAS A RAH-TAHD WHO STILL USES A HOT COMB
#BONESTRAIGHT 
GOOD ONE SUBLIMINAL
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KDub says:
She DOES have control over whether I can log in or not
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Sandra aka The Wizard of Oz…can make ALL our azzes vanish (says the gal who done been banned’d about 50 lebben times her ownself)
Come up in this bish on a hot topic and be like “WHY my log in don’t werk no mo?????” Sadder than a mofo you can’t join in the reindeer games….sitting on the sideline feeling like Rudolph…
KARATE CHOPS KDUB IN HER RED AZZ NOSE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YSO… WHY I THOUGHT YOUR BDAY WAS LAST WEEK
TEAM CONFUSED AZ SHYT
See I told you
Protect yo face guhl 
@saso…lets.get.DANGEROUS.
My SHOW.
*heads to youtube to fill the rest of my afternoon*
@His
*Paula Jai Parker voice*: “I’m sorry, baby. You know you gotsta be remindin’ me…..”
*walking with His to my Honda Civic*
*ignores the topic*
morning
Fine they gone jump you
We ARE A ZOO in HERE 
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and grease those edges..
@Candi
Are you off this week
Twin
Zup B
@ His I stay thirsty gone help me out with that
Thanks CHA CHA.
I think I mentioned it was coming up last week. That’s probably why.
dumb azz training
Off work that is – If so Im envious
@His
HIS!!! Are you behaving?! Ya’ll know we can’t pick on the new girls yet……they haven’t been “hazed” yet.
@Phro
)
Handle that…. (you still got your “wood” right? Get her in the cut.
*Paula Jai Parker voice*: “I’m sorry, baby. You know you gotsta be remindin’ me…..”
Candayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *doing the purdii bish rawk rawk rawk…*
@SASO
*moves ur long ass raggedy blonde braid out ya face* lemme hold $200 dollars grl 
@CANDI
How can they train perfection?
but whats the beef bout? *taps foot*
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RECAP:This post is about C-Error. Who has dodged the lesbun rumors and rumors she got a dack in the past. She was seent at the game with Dice. Who even Stevie Wonder can see is a lesbun. But she cleans up good when she put that dress on at her cousin wedding. Somehow shat went left and Bird and Sandra got into it about Bird’s other half may look like a woman (hell I DIDN’T SAY IT) and Bird talked about Mama Rose in retaliation. @Lolita thought SHE started it by branging it up…when really comes to find OUT…this mess was all “on the Twitter” (in my Betty White voice). I don’t even twat but I am a reporter at heart so a bish got and keeps some sources.
Sandra got magical deletion powers so I done started calling her Sandy Oz. As in the Wizard of Oz…@Phro was playing in his Darkwing Halloween costume and we all think Ocasio is a cool arse name. Oh and @Kei burffed a baby. Congrats again…
It’s best to stay in your lane..ESPECIALLY if no one directly came for you…. #TeamSafeZone
twin! what up kid?! *adjusts my parasuco jeans, timbs, and quadruple fat pigeon down baby phat coat with fur around the hood*
@ Candi whats up baby? Hands you a coupon for a free meal @ Bojangles
Protect yo face guhl
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i know right yso!
happy birthday! *performs a dance routine that i’ve been chereographing all year to the classic….NO HANDS*
@SASO I STAY on behave mode… *snickers*
@AL
k
It’s best to stay in your lane..ESPECIALLY if no one directly came for you
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I concur the random lil snide remarks make you look like a SUKA who uses a hot comb!
*puts on some silk pjs and does that part off the keri video with HIS* i’m chili
AL how come the bojangles near my job is opening today! been waiting so long for it i don’t have a taste for it anymore
I KNOW THAT BISH CANDI BETTA STOP PLAYING! *throws my sons math book @her ass*
@Dubz, well alright!
@SASO I keeps the “MOTIVATOR,RETALIATOR,LANE KEPPER INNER” taped up and on deck!
HIS u are so impatient
#399 
when really comes to find OUT…this mess was all “on the Twitter” (in my Betty White voice). I don’t even twat but I am a reporter at heart so a bish got and keeps some sources.
Sandra got magical deletion powers so I done started calling her Sandy Oz. As in the Wizard of Oz…@Phro was playing in his Darkwing Halloween costume and we all think Ocasio is a cool arse name. Oh and @Kei burffed a baby. Congrats again…
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Thanks @ CANDI
with greased edges!
@Candi, ok *wipes brow* we almost had beef bew!
@Choco
Not the press and comb #BurntHair 
how come the bojangles near my job
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A BO-JANGLES (Spansih pronunciation) PAST Richmond?
*faints*
Say it ain’t so…say I won’t have to brang my OWN chicken with me from Raleigh on I-95 Norff road trips no mo!!!!!!!!
@ Candi they opened one here a min ago ate there three times Now I’m done for ever If they open a popeyes closer to here though its gone be trouble s/n Popeye’s accepts all competitors coupons
Popeye’s chicken at Church’s prices 
Hey folks!
I don’t really have much to say on this topic, but I’ve been lurking for a minute and thought I should formally introduce myself.
Also, I’ve had a thing for Kingston for a hot minute
Stop it HIS
@candib long nite eh?
@His
*smacks gum, and moves braid around with my eagle talon fingernail* “Let you hold $200, huh? Okay baby. Whatchu need it for?”
@Phro
*denzel voice* “My nigguh……”
@CFreeeeee WHAT??
@The Newbie, Kingstonn is mines thanks *bats lashes @Kingstonn*
Who still getting their hair pressed by their momma in the chair in the kitchen on Sat. night in time to go to church on Sunday morning???? Do they momma make ‘em hold their ear yet still manage to burn the shat out of it anyway?
#BadMemories
QUEENCITYKING welcome to the jungle
@Phro
DAYUM!
Talk to His about greased edges
Hey QueenCity – someone else is named that
I think
CFREEEEEE
His_Mommy623 says:
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE WHO RECENTLY COMMENTED WAS A RAH-TAHD WHO STILL USES A HOT COMB
thats all… *hides*
@SASO
IM HUMPING YOU ALLLLLLLL NIGHT LONG FOR THIS SHYT HERE NICCA
*prays that SASO ignores the ashy crackhead whispering my name behind me*
kwall its 2 bojangles (that i know of) in the dc area. iono bout past here.
al its about 12 popeye’s in a 3 mi radius of where i am. i love it *picks my teeth with a chicken bone*
@QueenCityKing
You have to send a dikk pic AND fight Jeff to propsition Kingston!!!! (We’ll let you slide with a dikk pic and a coupon to Bojangles though.)
And all the resta yall broads can kiss my ENTIRE azz….I still use a hot comb sometimes,too! Sh*t…..My hair be laying down like I’m CauBlAsian!!
Who still getting their hair pressed by their momma in the chair in the kitchen on Sat. night in time to go to church on Sunday morning???? Do they momma make ‘em hold their ear yet still manage to burn the shat out of it anyway?
OMG LAWD 
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we have a queen city gem….perhaps they should get together
@Cha Cha, im so angered at you!
@Choc, greased edges are whats up bew
@Kwall
Psssst…. It’s a Bojangles in MD in Bowie on the Hyattsville side. I passed it when on the way to the car dealership last Friday and damn near passed out when I saw it. It’s right next to a McDonalds and before the entrance ramp to 495 East…. #Helpful
fine_sexy_libra says:
Im not calling any names but some people on this site are troublemakers. JUST SAYING!!!
to the SR family, hun.
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CONGRATS KEILYME……….WELCOME JONAH
YOUR OFFICIALLY A SR BABY MAMA 
And all the resta yall broads can kiss my ENTIRE azz….I still use a hot comb sometimes,too! Sh*t…..My hair be laying down like I’m CauBlAsian!!
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No we don’t cuz we are not talking about you
@his so u dint see my wats up sexay otay **takes shank out of anckle**
@all the dang maries well hell im happy my name is not maria i got abotu 41347368 people in my fam with that namo funny thing is my second name is not spell right I GET IT FROM MY MOOOMMAA!!
@KDUB
My Auntie or my gramma would press mine. And burned my azz every time.
Perhaps new people should be more creative with their names
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Let me guess you like her gravi huh all I got was a defaulted “Im new here” Emoticon
@Yso
My hairdresser uses the hto comb to press my edges down before she flat-irons the rest of my hair….
I be so scared, I be wincing and holding my ear down too..
*runs to look at scar on my forehead from the hot comb burn in 1991*
*humps Laker* bew I did NOT see this! pls dnt be angered with me hunney
ALBoy says:
@ His I stay thirsty gone help me out with that
GETS COMFY ON YOUR FACE
<–facial
Perhaps new people should be more creative with their names
I’ve been laughing so damn much today Im lightheaded
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*runs to look at scar on my forehead from the hot comb burn in 1991*
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@Choco
@QCKing
My dude,what side of the city you in homie??
*slides down cha cha’s leg and lands on her big toe in the splits* cha cha
DID THE NEBIEW COME IN SWANGING AT KINGSTON???
@NEWAZZ KINGSTON IS TAKEN BY MANY OF US WE DON’T SHARE OUR ISLAND AZZ SO MOVE ON!! OH AND PEEN SHOT PLEASE
name is not spell right I GET IT FROM MY MOOOMMAA!!
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@Choco
Ya’ll talking about the caller-outter-without-calling-out-names person.
I know.
@Sandra
I hate chu!!! You just like that kid on the block who say some sh*t and get niggas to fighting cause you was spreading lies, and then when the fight start, you nowhere to be found cause you know they would find out you said it and try to bank you.
Then you come back after the fight looking all dazed like: “damn- what happened?”
We called your azz 4526942489587288 hours ago when sh*t was going down! Where was you then?!
Rules for New People:
1.Be Creative with your name
2.Stay in your lane
3.Don’t Start None Wont Be None!
4.Don’t Start None Wont Be None!
5.Don’t Start None Wont Be None!
CHOCO u rang my dear?
what post was the shyt going down?! why ain’t nobody call me?!
@Phro
from Sandra she made me look all stupid and chit like my first day at kindergarten 
Did you get a
@HIS **FONDELSU** OTAY I’M NOT MAD JUST NEED TO BE RECOGNIZED AND CHIT
CAN WE MOVE TO ANOTHER POST THIS CHIT IS SLOOOOWWW!!
@Choco Hell I don’t remember
CHA CHA says:
ALBoy says:
@ His I stay thirsty gone help me out with that
GETS COMFY ON YOUR FACE <–facial
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Flicks the tongue like you like it trying to bring the parkinsons out of you
@Cfree
OH bish I forgot we spoke already 
Yes Momma saying Hi is all
*watching the fight from a distance in case a mofo wanna start shootin, grabs my bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 Banana Red, since yall wanna be on some ole school shyt*
Heyyyyyyyyy Peeps
StillASassyOne says:
@Sandra
I hate chu!!! You just like that kid on the block who say some sh*t and get niggas to fighting cause you was spreading lies, and then when the fight start, you nowhere to be found cause you know they would find out you said it and try to bank you.
Then you come back after the fight looking all dazed like: “damn- what happened?”
We called your azz 4526942489587288 hours ago when sh*t was going down! Where was you then?!
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I asked an innocent question and some of my readers ran with it like I was trying to start trouble when I wasn’t. I deleted the question once I realized I was mistaken. It’s over now. I’ve moved on.
His_Mommy623 says:
@Cha Cha, im so angered at you!
throws battery operated hot comb at you in 418
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yallcrazy says:
Choco Hell I don’t remember
I heart you – you never make me feel crazy for taking chit to serious 
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@Mirs That was my drink in HS, & it was strawberry/banana
I wouldn’t touch the sisco though.
@Sandra
You & Brown, I swear…….ya’ll questions are about as innocent as a HoF football player in a tahoe, with some gloves and Black & Decker kitchen knives set….
Sandra Rose says:
I asked an innocent question and some of my readers ran with it like I was trying to start trouble when I wasn’t. I deleted the question once I realized I was mistaken. It’s over now. I’ve moved on.
did someone answer my damn question?! what post was the shyt going down?!
*Tahoe = Bronco*
@MIRS
Your gravi!
@Twin, you’re in it yo. 2 1/2 fights!
@Candi
This post crazy we been in this post most of day #Come to think of it uh Sandra
@candi this post mama
Wait
Now it was a question when I remember a staement like Hey sandra I thought that was a dude Sandra says: You would thing that it a stud< what ever that is 
candibfly says:
*slides down cha cha’s leg and lands on her big toe in the splits* cha cha
MY BISH…
LETS JIGGLE THE DOUBLES UP OUT THIS SLOW ASZ POST!
I wouldn’t touch the sisco though.
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OMG That chit is terrible had my effn eyeballs seeing triple
@Choco
@Alboy
Damn I had to read all those comments
Are we blowing this post up or another isn’t is 3p SMANG DAILY TIME YET WHO’s UP!
@Choco, when I heard people saying that it was like legalized crack, I didn’t want no parts of it! Never tried it, too scared…
Is that a bannable offense @ Phrozen?
Im New I dont know all the rules
Congrats to Kei
@ Yallcrazy, I wouldn’t touch Sisco neither
#idontfluckswithliquidcrack
Choco
I remember you talking about taking bee pollen to lose weight does it work?
@ Choco be quiet Please!
you too active today rest yo nerves 
i saw it, i ain’t really see nothing really juicy tho
Thanks Mirs
I don’t know if it’s liquid crack I’ve heard it being called that but the taste isn’t great so not so addictive IMO it’s just weird it gives you a weird effn drunk like you on some other chit
@ALBoy That’s me telling my boy to stay out of it..
Hmmm, i’ll have to try and change my name since apparently it’s not original.
But i’m not backing down from my affinity for Kingstonn. Looks like ya’ll do a lot of cheating around these parts. I’m ready to be monogamous. 
I’m late. who gotta Thang for me?
and that OLD hot comb bish was starting chit? where?!
@Candi Sheeeeeeiiiiittttttt it went down in this joint babes!
Redeemed is in the other post
2:39 pm
475 Kei says:
Choco
I remember you talking about taking bee pollen to lose weight does it work?
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I wanna know too Choco
@Kingstonn
Looks like ya’ll do a lot of cheating around these parts. I’m ready to be monogamous
and you will remain that way until you put up a real gravi pic 
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maybe i didn’t get far down enough phro
and who is the hot comb person? can y’all just say who y’all talm bout instead of doing it on the sly?! #nosey
Shhhhhhhh everybody get down,and turn off them damn lights!!!!!!!!!
Shutup and stop breathing *throws shoe* hold your breath!!!!!
@Kei and Henny/sorry Kei I didn’t see your question earlier
Yes they work great I’ve lost so many inches im in a size jrs 8-10 it cuts your appetite back drastically the website has flowers in the background if I can remember – they work quickly also but make sure you don’t get the fakes one let me know if you need more info
@ Phrozen I read it that way the seconds time
Good lookin out bruh
Is it open registration? Lord!
*finishes scanning thru this post*
y’all are messy #smh
Choco be quiet Please! you too active today rest yo nerves
DAYUM 
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@Phro- North Charlotte all day! Where you at?
I’m working on the gravi pic…
@Choco
I think I have the correct website and I read about those fake one. Thank you darling
@Choco
Thanks, I’ll just look up bee pollen and see what I run across.
Hi everyone, Im not new lol.
Shhhhhhhh everybody get down,and turn off them damn lights!!!!!!!!!
Shutup and stop breathing *throws shoe* hold your breath!!!!!
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Whispers Okay but who we hiding from REDEEMED
wow 500 posts huh…
Bird gets into fight with Auntie
then like in true nicca fashion a side fight pops ff between two people with no relevance to fight #1
what else i miss?
Just trying to be helpful @ Choco
I’m working on the gravi pic…
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@Henny and Kei
@Al
Bahumbug at being helpful you could’ve done that earlier in the day
then like in true nicca fashion a side fight pops ff between two people with no relevance to fight #1
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ALBoy says:
Wait Now it was a question when I remember a staement like Hey sandra I thought that was a dude Sandra says: You would thing that it a stud< what ever that is
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A stud is a female who dresses and acts like a dude. Like trannies, their appearance and mannerisms are usually over exaggerated. I assumed that Bird’s husband was a stud (a female). I asked her privately on Twitter last month if she was “fam” (a lesbian) and she never responded. So I took that as a yes. Anyway, it’s over now. Let’s move on, shall we?
@Choco
@Candi
I asked her privately on Twitter last month if she was “fam” (a lesbian) and she never responded
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Y tho? Becuz she didn’t respond you took it as a yes what if she didn’t understand your question since she isn’t fam
@Al #sideye
@Choco
@QC Is University are called North Charlotte?? If so same place bruh
@ALBoy Fa sho!
Ciara explained how she still had money on another blog
@kdubb I LOVE Bojangles its one by my house and church here in the A
the chicken biscut is 12 Weight watchers pts but I go running and get back 6.
Congrats Kei
Hey everybody! I’m a newbie and this particular post really had me cracking up. I haven’t gotten any work done in the past hour or so. Felt it was a great time to come out of lurk mode and introduce myself to the SR Fam…
Ci-Ci is cute, love her look!