Did Usher Beg Tameka Foster To Give Him the Strap?
According to sources close to Usher and Tameka Foster’s camps, the sex tape that’s being peddled to the highest bidder purportedly shows Usher’s ex-wife Tameka Foster pleasuring him with a strap on device. If you’re not sure what that is, Google it.
TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and two photos. We’ll keep this PG-13 and just say … the people in the video are both givers.
The video and photos are clear — it’s Usher and Tameka.
Sources close to Usher — without specifically admitting the existence of a sex tape — tell us they believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken — including two laptop computers.
A rep for Usher had no comment.
UPDATE: Foster released a statement to TheYBF.com … saying, “Would I sanction a sextape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane. I have no desire to be seen in that way.”
Photo: INF PHOTO
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Oh my dayum…
*clutches pearls*
Why Tameka using a strap-on instead on her penis?
**of**
@Civil
I hate you and ALL you stand for brother!! 
We all knew he was Tameka’s bish anyway…so on the real tip does this surprise anyone? I was convinced the first time I heard his very FIRST “I want America to like my wife” rant.
I don’t watch gay porn
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
this gives new meaning to the song “changing places”
2 men engaging in sexual activities on a sex tape? I’ll pass on that viewing.
@Eb
KDUB you have mail
Hattttee Civil. Been a LONG time since I said that. @Phro is the new usual suspect.
@Sandra You have maximized on the #Ratchetness that will occur today..
KDub says:
Oh my dayum…
*clutches pearls*
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double clutches hers & falls out!
Maybe she was giving him a blow…
IDK I can’t bring myself to believe this one.
Wonder if Grace…his new boo walks in and turns on “Daddy’s Home”????
Jazi, dont you usually have a baby in your gravi?
UPDATE: Foster released a statement to The****.com … saying, “Would I sanction a sextape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane. I have no desire to be seen in that way.”
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BISH I dont wanna see you that way either……NASTAYYYYYY
*Clutches @Jazi and @Kwall’s pearls too*
This shyt right here is NOT wassup!!!
couldn’t receive mean they both getting some oral stimulation
iREFUSE to believe son going out like that…
Y’all were thinking it…
eastpointvet says:
couldn’t receive mean they both getting some oral stimulation
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That’s what I thought it meant. I guess the tape will tell.
I wonder if Chilli was blowing his back out too?
I never saw a sex tape, but if I decided to watch one, this would not be it. #ontothenextone
@Phro…so you don’t think Tameka was hittin it from the back??
Phro
I need you to hurry up and set up a gmail acct!
There are some things I need to share with you that you will appreciate!
I wonder if Chilli was blowing his back out too?
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Yep, and she enjoyed it….that’s why she looking for Mayweather
i am speechless…
@TINK TINK
“I wonder if Chilli was blowing his back out too?
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Yep, and she enjoyed it….that’s why she looking for Mayweather”
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It makes sense… Chilli’s baby daddy Dallas Austin look like he den bent his self over a few times for an “at-home-prostate-exam” too.
I took that to mean oral stimulation as well… at least I HOPE that’s what it meant.
*shivers*
so you don’t think Tameka was hittin it from the back??
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Ursh looks like he is a rider…
KIMMMMAAAYYYYY
KDUB
why do you wish me to hell! I thought we wuz frenz til da end
*in my Tiny voice*
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TINK TINK
“I wonder if Chilli was blowing his back out too?
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Yep, and she enjoyed it….that’s why she looking for Mayweather”
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It makes sense… Chilli’s baby daddy Dallas Austin look like he den bent his self over a few times for an “at-home-prostate-exam” too.
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She prolly made him get on his knees! He looks like the type that like to be dominated
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
It makes sense… Chilli’s baby daddy Dallas Austin look like he den bent his self over a few times for an “at-home-prostate-exam” too.
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@K-DUB
“so you don’t think Tameka was hittin it from the back??
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Ursh looks like he is a rider…”
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STOP, NIGGA STOP! YOU GOT ME DYIN OVER HERE!
I think ol Ush had been tryin to tell us via his songs tho…
YESSSS!! Sandra- I’ve been waiting for you to post this all day!
If Usher is catching some plastic peen in the video- I want to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She prolly made him get on his knees!
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And she was sanging…”I’ll fluck right I will…”
* In her Ursh-er voice of course.
*barforama*
i probably would still watch it tho…for educational purposes
@ Man, I just don’t care: Lmao lmao lmao lmao
Usher is going down if this video is released, but I still want to see it….
@BROWN…some Rihanna S&M type ish?
@K-DUB
“She prolly made him get on his knees!
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And she was sanging…”I’ll fluck right I will…”
* In her Ursh-er voice of course.”
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I think Tameka is more of a “Daddy’s Home” kinda man.
I bet Ursher can suck a mean one too……anybody with a sloping forehead and protruding lips like that is just MEANT to have their head pushed upside someone’s pelvis while bobbing and weaving….
I hope Meka ain’t no “minute-wwoman” though…that would suck!
Now I thought when they said both of them were givers that they performed oral sex on each other. I really think that if TMZ has the scoop on him taking it up the rear they would have put him on blast. They gangsta like that. But I admit I could be wrong. I never even considered that strap thing.
@candib & KDub how my tarheel girls doing, so disappointed in Roy’s boys from yesterday’s game. On Topic: I have no words for this, and ya’lls comments are taking me down slowly but surely!
I think ol Ush had been tryin to tell us via his songs tho…
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Right now I have the following Ursher tunes stuck in my head…
* Daddy’s Home
* Nice and Slow
* My Way
Civil

she prolly has the collar around his neck and errthang!
Put Ya Hands On Ya Knees And Lift Ya Rump
@Sassy I can’t take you today, I am clutching my pearls with my lace gloves on while humming
Amazing Grace so I won’t go to hell with ya’ll. cute gravi by the way
@candib & KDub how my tarheel girls doing, so disappointed in Roy’s boys from yesterday’s game.
Roy and his boys gots to dew BETTER.
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I’m still
How are ya?
@suthern i’m ok. hanging in there *lip quiver* i just hope we deliver in the tourney
*whispers* don’t talk to queen, she reps puke university
@K-DUB
“I think ol Ush had been tryin to tell us via his songs tho…
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Right now I have the following Ursher tunes stuck in my head…
* Daddy’s Home
* Nice and Slow
* My Way”
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I always thought that song he did with Puffy “I Need A Girl” was a bit “auto-biographical” about their lives. REALLY pay attention to those lyrics next time…
“…at first we were friends then became lovers…”
HJey Suthern!! LOL! We’re not going to hell….we’re just going to ride by there for a second while we’re joking Ursher!
Thanks! (What gravi are you seeing though?)
KDUB
dont forget “Can You Get Wit It”
Eb says:
Dead wrong!!!!
“I don’t watch gay porn”
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One day we could be together
Cause u know that I wanna GO down, baby
But right now we can all forget it
U know I gots to get around
I hope for Ursher sakes it’s just regular freaky stuff and not out of the ordinary freaky stuff. Tameka’s ok looking but not too many are going to be in a rush to see this video.
Well hello Southern Belle!!
How was your wkend? I am ready to book my flight for our quality time together.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Jazi, dont you usually have a baby in your gravi?
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yes and here she is!
@KDub I’m fine, how are you Ms. Lady. After Harrison scored that 40 in the last game, I thought the boys had it in the bag- but the “comeback kid” scheme don’t work in every game. @CandiB what that is straight blasphemy, why when I say, “Carolina girls are the best in the world”, was she repping. Bringing out my prayer oil and bible for Queen cause the Blue Devil is a liar!
Jazi I won’t comment on your rack then! I don’t want the baby seein this
CivilEngineer says:
Why Tameka using a strap-on instead on her penis?

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u.R.GOING.TO.HELL.FOR.THAT.COMMENT
Damn…thats messed up Sandra…im sure they were talking oral…but lol…thats messed up…lol
Hey all
Not to get offtopic but I just logged into to tell SASO, I think you called that whole thing correctly about Evelyn and dem (about her either getting with Shaq or Eric)… I think it was Eric, the chill between her and Jen on the reunion yesterday /last night was VERY noticeable, Jen was giving Evelyn a look like she would not piss on her if she was on fire….
Back to lurking……
Sandra,
what happened to the reply button?
@RatchetFree just let me know when Boo
Still I see the one with you facing to the side and smiling
any one else have problems changin their gravis?
@BROWN
“any one else have problems changin their gravis?”
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You puttin up an azzshot?

Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“any one else have problems changin their gravis?”
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You puttin up an azzshot?
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No I’m not putting a pic of your face up
Talk about “Trading Places”. Sheesh!
To Usher…… “Thats Not Gangsta Gangstalicious, thats very not gangsta!!!!” *Riley Freeman Voice*
@SBelle
How is the weather there. I’m not good with cold weather so we might have to snuggle up the whole time.
Jazi can you change your gravi back please and thanks in advance!
is he eating a pickle?:think:
Someone in here is a straight
But I will not mention her name….
Maybe its just me but Tameka doesnt look that bad to me. Some people on the blogs is making her seem like she is hideous. Is it because she is not lighter than most of all are use to seeing in hollywood or whatever?
The term receivers I am thinking is oral sex,
not getting it from the back
@Lolita
I was earlier today I thought I was the only one having gravi problems
Oh, and Alex…Do you still want me to give you that proof???
Is it because she is not lighter than most of all are use to seeing in hollywood or whatever?
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No it’s becuz of her strong azz jawline and her face and even tho I don’t think she’s unattractive I don’t think she’s that attractive either!
*glances around* i thought i heard something. guess it was the wind
@Queen

I always thought that song he did with Puffy “I Need A Girl” was a bit “auto-biographical” about their lives. REALLY pay attention to those lyrics next time…
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“I need a girl to RIDE RIDE RIDE”
Getting OWF this post.
“Carolina girls are the best in the world”, was she repping. Bringing out my prayer oil and bible for Queen cause the Blue Devil is a liar!
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Oh, my bad…I thought you meant “Carolina” as in North Carolina…the state
@ Choco aka Hippie
Oh ok
Beautifuleve17 says:
is he eating a pickle?
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c/o Phaedra and Apollo?
@ Alex
No, not me. Me no
@Secret
Soooo ummm you think Tameka is PRETTY? #JUSTCURIOUS
prynsexxx says:
Beautifuleve17 says:
is he eating a pickle?
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c/o Phaedra and Apollo?
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Exactly what I was thinking.
Choco it wont let me crop mine, then when I try to click on a different one it says “error on page” at the bottom
@Lolita
I had the same problem and when I accessed the site the website was different looking no pic just wording and I couldn’t crop at all I hope they fix it I have a new pic I wanna put up!
I guess this is one of the confessions he left out.
How are you riding around the streets with this stuff on your laptop and leave it unattended???
Jazi why must you ruin it! You dont wanna that baby’s pic up with all the filthy dirty explicit convos that go on in here do you
wow that has to be the first time in forever i DO NOT want to see a sex tape….. tameka? usher? ill pass
usher and chili i wouldve seen it..maybe even that isnt appealing..
@luscious it won’t crop mines..just keeps moving a box around. POS I say….
Usher was caught giving Diddy

Ratchet it is always cold here boo
Did you graduate from Duke?
When Eric was giving his spill about him and Jennifer didn’t it look like he was about to cry?
QueenCity you broke a girl’s heart, how could you
Spongebob watches sex tapes………..
I’d even pass on him and Chili, she seems boring in bed and the fact that she’s a -A cup would be too much like watchin to men
@ Coartained
Yours changed, the box wont even come up for me to crop it
Hey people,
Ok so I have seen Tameka in person at the mall and she was nice looking. Sorry but really I didn’t think she looked bad at all. That weave be on point! Usher has never done it for me ever. If this did go down he is from Atlanta and he used to live with Puff. Enough said!
@Suthern
I think Eric still loves her but no I don’t think he was about to cry but ERIC is making himself attractive to me even with his bump I just like how real he keeps it! Jen shouldn’t have responded and kept their divorce private IMO!
eric looked like a creature from the beyond that was about to cry….
@SB4 – No, I didn’t. Since the beginning of my days on this earth, my fam has repped DUKE…it’s all i’ve ever known
If this did go down he is from Atlanta and he used to live with Puff. Enough said!
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OOOOOOOOOOOh I didn’t know they used to live with one another when I heard about him giving Diddy felatio it was at a party but I believed the story 100%
@Queen
I studied at the school of Choco.
@SBelle
I’ll make sure I pack accordingly.
@CHOCO IS JEN STILL B!TCHING HE DID SAY HALF AND LEAVE ME THE FUK ALONE RIGHT?? SH!T I WOULDA TOOK THAT HALF AND BOUGHT ME SOME MORE CONTACTS BISH BE ROCKING THE SAME SAD LOOK!!
@Choco
I do agree…that Jenn shouldn’t have responded.
NOT to the part about Eric being attractive…
@BROWN
“I’d even pass on him and Chili, she seems boring in bed and the fact that she’s a -A cup would be too much like watchin to men”
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Seems Usher has a pattern of dating older men…
Chilli
Tameka
Diddy
L.A. Reid…
and the fact that she’s a -A cup would be too much like watchin to men

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@Lusious i like porn lol #dontjudgeme
that said i only seen ray j and the k chick, and eve’s i dont do paris or pam anderson and ish like that as far as celeb sex tapes go
@Suthern- Eric and his horn looked very humble and homely. Looked like he slept in that jacket. Bless him heart.
I definitely did hear that when Ursher was being groomed that he lived with Diddy…hence the turnout
@QUEEN CITY
Did you watch the “The Fab Five” special last night?
THEY WAS GOIN IN ON DUKE!
**sidenote: Grant Hill my nigga**
@QC
Jen is a lil naive cuz I would’ve been told all them bishes mind your damn business and don’t advise me on my marriage when yours has failed or cease to exist – It’s like her BITCH CARD is not registered – Put me on the spot and you will soon regret it
#TEAMERICISGOODLOOKING
Choco I saw the nip slip in the “Creep” video
BYTCH CARD Sandra they say BYTCH on TV NOW
I cant seem to get my thoughts together lol
@Lolita
Ugh Chilli bothers me to no end – Everything about her is a brown M&M!
I bet Bow Wow goin try to get with Tameka after reading this….
WOW #DEAD.. Whats the world turning into!!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Lolita
Ugh Chilli bothers me to no end – Everything about her is a brown M&M!
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ot a Brown M&M …

SuthernBelle4 says: ” When Eric was giving his spill about him and Jennifer didn’t it look like he was about to cry?”
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Nah, he was stumbling with his words, as if he was nervous. And another thing, noone should ever do a close up on this man again.
@Choco I think he still loves her too, for some reason that ninja eyes look like they were getting watery. I really wish Jen would leave Basketball Wives and try to work it out with ole’ fraggle rock looking Eric Williams. I also think that Evelyn is the type of chick who would tell you to break up and divorce your man, but as soon as she gets someone she leaves you in the dust.
Queen I can’t, I thought you was a tarheel girl, but I had some good times there with the Iota Mu sorors.
Spongebob
somethin bout Eve made me decline her sex tape so how was it??
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Lolita
No sense I tell ya!! 
Ugh Chilli bothers me to no end – Everything about her is a brown M&M!
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@QUEEN CITY
Did you watch the “The Fab Five” special last night?
THEY WAS GOIN IN ON DUKE!
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i loved that part!
and the whole documentary!
@Lakes
FUK JEN she a dumb bish she leaving her man cuz her friends are telling her to do so bish WOMAN UP – FUK you leaving for she knew the deal when marrying a Pro ATHLETE! And yeah this bish remind me a fukn oreo with them fake azz contacts! SHE STILL WANT ERIC!
@Suthern
Eric actually thinks before he speaks – and yeah he loves her but she loves him also – and Evelyn is TRASH she would fuk any bishes man cuz she is that worthless – I think she fukd Eric and Govan’s hubby they both talk about her azz like she’s a skeezer!
KK76 says:
@Suthern- Eric and his horn looked very humble and homely. Looked like he slept in that jacket. Bless him heart.
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Shole damn did didn’t it? Looked like he had on a “Members Only” sports coat with that extra flap on it. He looked like he lost a few pounds as well, thus elongating that lump.
I thought those were jen’s real eyes smh
Please don’t discuss “Basketball Hoez” unless the discussion centers on Evelyn or Royce.
Thanks in advance.

why these mofo’s got me at work on Spring Break?
@Ace and Alex
Her hair is brown her eyebrows are brown her eyes are brown her lips are brown her jelled down babyhair is brown and her complexion is brown – BISH drives me MAD with that chit – BLENDEDAZZHUSSIE
Kingstonn boo I sent you somethin real special
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@QUEEN CITY
Did you watch the “The Fab Five” special last night?
THEY WAS GOIN IN ON DUKE!
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Yeah, I watched it.
Everybody always goes in on Duke…always.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Please don’t discuss “Basketball Hoez” unless the discussion centers on Evelyn or Royce.
Thanks in advance
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So anyway, about Tami
@Man
The discussion is on Evelyn….
:Lol: @ Pryn. It was like when Skype goes terribly wrong- “Niccas Night out at the Roxbury”
@Kingstonn
Making u earn that promotion
@ brownie
is it a peen?
@Choco I agree when Jen was going through her stuff all Evelyn kept saying was get rid of him and divorce him- I think that’s where Jen became jaded. I think she still loves Eric too, but her pride and her wack ass “friends” are getting in the way of them getting back together. While I don’t condone what Eric probably has done to Jen, I think they should work it out because he does seem like he is serious now.
@Beautiful no they aren’t Jen’s eyes, and I think she looks so much prettier when she doesn’t wear those contacts
Shaunie is a DUD I mean honestly this bish is soooo still fuming over her divorce and she appears to be BITTER and her lil male friend that favors “winnie the pooh” in the eyes is NOT CUTE IMO – and y did they show her with her kids on the reunion and she has never been seen with her kids on the show
@QUEEN CITY
“Did you watch the “The Fab Five” special last night?
THEY WAS GOIN IN ON DUKE!
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Yeah, I watched it.
Everybody always goes in on Duke…always.”
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You can’t lie, they got some skraight up UNCLE TOM’S that come through that joint! I feel like they been brainwashed “Undercover Brother” Style. Gotta watch “Friends” and “Seinfeld” and chit like that to get playing time.
**Grant Hill being the lone exception**
@ Choco
I know right!! How any of them gone try to give advice, especially Shaunie’s ole trifling ass…I can’t stand her. And Jennifer just as dumb as she came be, actually soaking that mess all up
@BROWN
“Please don’t discuss “Basketball Hoez” unless the discussion centers on Evelyn or Royce.
Thanks in advance
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So anyway, about Tami…”
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See comment number 148.

@Man that’s the culture of Duke, we would go over there a lot and most of the Black kids that go to school there are already privileged so are kinda removed from the “Black community” by the time they get there anyways
@Suthern
That’s why I don’t empathize or relate to JEN her mentality is one of a female in high school – DUMB AS FUK – Eric will fall in love and JEN will still be seeking that special someone!
anyway, Kingstonn it’s not a peen but I can guarantee you’ll thank me for it!
@Man
No doubt…you can tell a brotha that went to Duke – very well educated and well spoken.
You know, not just any ole nicca can go to Duke. Ain’t as easy to get in to as some other schools…
oops meant to say “they are”
jen seems like the type of chick that just wants to fit in a group or some shyt
Kingstonn, matter of fact, you are going to love me long time!
i’m so glad i chose not to go there!
@SOUTHERN BELLE
“that’s the culture of Duke, we would go over there a lot and most of the Black kids that go to school there are already privileged so are kinda removed from the “Black community” by the time they get there anyways”
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Yeah, I guess that’s the only way they get recruited to play ball there. Maybe that’s why Duke can have a basketball team but have only won 2 football games in their existence.
Coack K gotta be a genius to win with yt boys and oreos like he do!
@Choco I agree, I do feel bad for Jen though. She was my favorite this season.
@Queen
Shaunie is soooo damn fake Im so glad Royce be standing up to her! I can’t believe that most of them females don’t see how she starts chit for no reason like in MADRID bringing up the dinner with Eric and Jen talking bout ohhhh you didn’t tell me everything BISH WHAT WHO THE FUK ARE YOU! Im tooo hood when it comes to my chit! STAY IN YOUR LANE!
BUT that’s how I felt when I visited Wake Forest for the first time. I saw nigs playing frisbee and volleyball with no shoe and socks on and laughing like hell…in the winter.
@luscious
nothing special
yeah eve does nothing for me, it was a quick min clip of her getting a dildo from some dude
@Suthern
I think Royce was my favorite this season bish was like FUK THIS CIRCLE CHIT
duke will lose, pitt will win

Good afternoon fam!!!
LOVE LOVE the Fab5 documentary! Dang your C.webb for that timeout..smh
S/N loved it when tammi said she slept with Chad…Priceless
Jen still love eric. she still haven’t filled for divorce
Royce was funny as hell
John salley tried to keep mess started with his question..lol
@ brown

you a fool!
but you did cheer me up.. i’ve been kind of evil spirited this morning.
@QUEEN
“No doubt…you can tell a brotha that went to Duke – very well educated and well spoken.
You know, not just any ole nicca can go to Duke. Ain’t as easy to get in to as some other schools… ”
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I don’t know… I think Elton Brand kinda fuggs up the whole scheme of things. Have you ever heard him speak?
Make a nigga long for the understated eloquence of Flava Flav.
@Beautiful
Yep #NOMINDOFHEROWN
@Choco -
And how when she was talking to Tami about her and Ev’s argument, she gone tell Tami “she did say you needed a therapist though”
I felt like Royce was being a little to extra on the reunion though…believe she thought if anything popeed off that Tami would have her back…
Can’t wait to see Part II tonight tho.
*waits for Kingstonn to show me her gratitude*
truth!
i’m using this fancy new technology called DVR to record it! so i can watch my boo jalen and c webb again
I think this is just a sick story, and what, that man and woman did in the bedroom is between them atleast they were married and not fornicators or adultures..Geesh the nerve of some folks…American we going down…
I think Royce always stood up to them when she needed to….
Hey Truth
Eric has the lumps because he was stabbed in his head
Evelyn really think she got her chit together dating Chad! Talking bout TMZ wants to follow him around – Ev Ev Ev – you do know Chad is in love with TO and not you cuz you a NON MUFUGGIN FACTOR BISH
I love me!
I refuse to believe he goin out like that… Ion understand these cats.. Now days.. How can u exchange sumthn so soft, wet, moist, & tight as a vajay.. For a cold hard wang… I love where I came from… The VAJAYJAY RULES…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I don’t know… I think Elton Brand kinda fuggs up the whole scheme of things. Have you ever heard him speak?
Make a nigga long for the understated eloquence of Flava Flav.
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MARK MY WORDS: DUKE will win the tourny
Thetruth32 says:
“Good afternoon fam!!!
LOVE LOVE the Fab5 documentary! Dang your C.webb for that timeout..smh
S/N loved it when tammi said she slept with Chad…Priceless
Jen still love eric. she still haven’t filled for divorce
Royce was funny as hell
John salley tried to keep mess started with his question..lol”
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John Salley is just as messy as Shaunie. But Im so glad they changed the host from last season reunion (Tanika, I think thats her name, was so dry).
@ brown
this lady at work in intending on pissing me off today.
she’s whispering on the phone that because there were no black people in Japan, that’s why they’re not looting. your email had me chipper but that just made me mad.
send me another email?
@Queen

Shaunie know her head is big and she’s not that cute
Royce was a lil extra but really I think that bish had had enough of them
NON MUFUGGIN FACTOR BISH
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I don’t like Evelyn but that shyt was funny.
Secret says:
Eric has the lumps because he was stabbed in his head
dukedukedukedukedukedukedukedukedukeduke
Is this for real or some sh.it you done made up??
ToddyBoI83 says:
I refuse to believe he goin out like that… Ion understand these cats.. Now days.. How can u exchange sumthn so soft, wet, moist, & tight as a vajay.. For a cold hard wang… I love where I came from… The VAJAYJAY RULES…
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so you’re a straight male???
@Man you are too much, but that’s real. Don’t get me wrong though the Black students were hella cool, but I mean when you belong to Jack-n-Jill and your mother is a member of the Links- there is only so much street cred you can have
@Kingston

Tell that bish to suck a black DYCK she will understand how valuable BLACKS ARE
Kingstonn did you get all 3 of them
so you’re a straight male???

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@Choco
Big head and nostrils
Royce did seem a lil fed up and glad there were no restrictions on what she could say…but she really acted up last night
can we mute certain posters *sigh*
*glares at she whose name shall not be spoken*
Choco I was just curious because of how BoI is spelled but it’s prolly just me
@ choco
well, mixed.. but she probably doesn’t claim that side. she ain’t fooling me. i see the kink in her hair.. 
the sad part is.. SHE IS BLACK!
Oh I see Alex is RatchetFree now
But what does having street cred have to do with anything??
Duke play ball by the books, straight text book style of play- the kinda ball you gotta study and know to get it right…they know what they doing…period
When you come in tryna play that playground / AAU ball, thas when sh.it get ugly…
Big head and nostrils
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Girl y was I about to say you can see daylight up her nose
@Lolita
I saw that also
BOI
@Kingston
Kink in her hair that bish could be dominican
@ Queen_City Gem
No I am serious
@Choco I am dying over here- Chad inlove with TO
@Truth Al Horford makes me smile every time I see, learning to speak Spanish just cause of that nukka
@Truth
Indeed I am.
@BROWN
Watch that nigga reply “sometimes.”
I again I say
al horford is fine! *faints*
@Suthern
They are in love with one another girl I promise you if I detect one oz of sugar in your tank IM GHOST!
did everyone just leave or… ?
who do i have to beat up for u to get dvr
i hope i programmed it right :-/
There are so many different convo’s going on up in here…and I’m so damn nosey and
that I can’t keep up w/them all…
lol @Queen that’s not what I meant, hold your horses. I am talking about the Black kids at Duke pretending to be hood knowing good and damn well you went to prep school all your life, and for future references Duke will not be winning the tourney- I put that on my mama, on my hood, and my Carolina degree
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:
Thetruth32 says:
“Good afternoon fam!!!
LOVE LOVE the Fab5 documentary! Dang your C.webb for that timeout..smh
S/N loved it when tammi said she slept with Chad…Priceless
Jen still love eric. she still haven’t filled for divorce
Royce was funny as hell
John salley tried to keep mess started with his question..lol”
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John Salley is just as messy as Shaunie. But Im so glad they changed the host from last season reunion (Tanika, I think thats her name, was so dry).
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John killed me when he said Evelyn might be Mrs. Chad Javon Johnson Ochocinco
@QUEEN CITY
“Duke play ball by the books, straight text book style of play- the kinda ball you gotta study and know to get it right…they know what they doing…period
When you come in tryna play that playground / AAU ball, thas when sh.it get ugly…”
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Tis true, tis true.
I hate them “by the book” azz niccas!
@ Luscious
Yes I am very str8 male that loves to explore the female anatomy whn Im home…
@Queen
LMAO at you cuz I see your azz having more than one convo
@Candi
I checked my dvr and I have 30 tv shows programmed to record. Is that alot?
@SB4 – I did misinterpret what you said…my bad
@Queen
Who is this hater u speak of?
i dunno alex, i’ve only had dvr for a week and i only have 2 shows
@ manuel
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Tis true, tis true.
I hate them “by the book” azz niccas!
dukedukedukedukedukedukedukedukedukedukeduke
Oh, you don’t like L7′s…
ToddyBoI83 says:
@ Luscious
Yes I am very str8 male that loves to explore the female anatomy whn Im home…
________________________________
Oh really?!?!?!
your name makes you appear “suspect”
but anyway how are you and are you military
OMG
He keeps texting me and being nice chit fuk Im VULNERABLE – OMG Im such a WANTON WOMAN 
OOOOOOOH! “RatchetFree” is “Alex”
My azz was lost as hail for a second there.
At Queen, I need you to not misinterpret SBelle plz. I want u and I to remain friends. m’kay?
@ Thetruth32: O yeah, John was going in on Ev…After seeing her ring. He said something like, so thats how u get it? Just give it up on the first night? #Straight clown. That mofo is a fool
@Queen its okay, I see you go hard for your boys, its okay its all N. Carolina love
RatchetFree says:
@Queen
Who is this hater u speak of?
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The poster who shall remain nameless…
…until further notice, at least
@Choco
Turn your phone off?
@ Luscious
So me spellin BoI instead of Boy raises a flag to ask me am I str8?? Where they do that @???
whats beef…
Candi have you seen the latest on the govt shutdown?
SuthernBelle4 says:
@Queen its okay, I see you go hard for your boys, its okay its all N. Carolina love
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You know it.
I’m glad its
and
all around for me and you and that I didn’t have to fall out with you like I did the poster who shall remain nameless…
@SuthernBelle4 I love Al Horford too. The only reason I watched Florida bball was because of him.
@ alex we all know your not RatchetFree… good one tho.
S/N my cuzn going to Duke in the fall…BOO. I hate duke too.
@Alex
I wanna
him soooo damn BAD!
I really need you to remind me that being a PROSTITUTION WHORE is not a good look
only one i can stand is grant. lawd i loved him in middle school. i saw him in RDU airport one time. he’s married but its to my best friend R&B voaclist tamia so its all good
@Ratchet thanks boo!
@Mizz that’s what I don’t get about Evelyn she says she looks down on groupies, but wasn’t that some straight groupie shat she did with Chad f-ing for shoes
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
OOOOOOOH! “RatchetFree” is “Alex”
My azz was lost as hail for a second there.
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I told her last week that this would be the case :lololol:
@brown i haven’t. i’m hoping it will all just go away *sigh*
addin Al Horford on twitter
ToddyBoI83 says:
@ Luscious
So me spellin BoI instead of Boy raises a flag to ask me am I str8?? Where they do that @???
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actually Toddy along with how you spelled it but now that we’ve established you’re straight how old are you
#IM WEAK!
Candio now they’re sayin if you’re an essential employee you have to work but wont get paid but will receive back pay, I sent you the link
@ Alex
I did not mean to misinterpret her…but we
and made up (please don’t flip, the kiss didn’t mean anything)
@ Luscious
Todd is apart of my middle name and my mom use to call me Toddy then my potnas jus added the Boi… So it jus stuck since like middle school…
But other than that Im good & Im no in the military any more I contract overseas..
Wait a minute did yall see how Chad was insulting her on their first date that screamed :homo: to ME – talkin bout how he could make her better – she crazy I would’ve been like bish do you wanna wear my weave
lawd i can’t get my pressure all up brown
@TheTruth I am determined to get me a Dominican blowout, change my name to Rosa Dominguez, learn how to cook plantains, and move to Atlanta just to be next to him
@Luscious
a fresh 28
@Choco
I need you to put the phone down and back away right now!! 
Not a good look at all.
*Side-eyes Queen* Better not mean anything.
SuthernBelle4 says:
@Ratchet thanks boo!
@Mizz that’s what I don’t get about Evelyn she says she looks down on groupies, but wasn’t that some straight groupie shat she did with Chad f-ing for shoes
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Evelyn killed me actin like she was the first person chad carried up some stair…
I’m not going to tolerate any disparaging remarks regarding Evelyn around here.

Toddy so your friends call you “BoI” interesting
ring ring
Hello
*in my barry white voice*
May I speak to Toddy Boi
@Alex
Now Im feeling this chit in my stomach got dammit y does the devil do this – someone else text me talking bout he wanna taste! NOT you don’t do it for me! FUK it’s sooo much chit going on I need a PRAYER!
@Choco
Delete the #
tell him not to call no more out of respect to your man…
SuthernBelle4 says:
@TheTruth I am determined to get me a Dominican blowout, change my name to Rosa Dominguez, learn how to cook plantains, and move to Atlanta just to be next to him
_____________
When should I be expecting you here?
Thetruth32 says:
Evelyn killed me actin like she was the first person chad carried up some stair…
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…and like she the only one he done
Toddy so you’re a contractor huh, perhaps we need to get better acquainted
stop replying
Would these 2 Just NAME NAMES! ALREADY! LOL
Pls Evelyn and Chad’s body chemistry was nothing to me – big AMAZON being carried by a PeeWee Ball Player – she looked stupid like she was gonna use the bathroom on his stairs
Y she put them boots on with that lingerie tho 
@ manuel
you know evelyn was born emmanuel, right?
how ironic..
@ Choco
Okay, I know I ain’t been keepin up with all the convos, but ain’t “feeling it in your stomach” a good thing… that is if we talkn bout
SuthernBelle4 says:
@TheTruth I am determined to get me a Dominican blowout, change my name to Rosa Dominguez, learn how to cook plantains, and move to Atlanta just to be next to him
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NEXT time i’m in ATL.. I’m looking for him.
@Candi
Im really having a weak moment here…. SMH REAL! LUST IS CONSUMING ME and I’ve got to do better… FUK!
@ Queen
All up in dem guts!!!!!!!!!!
@Choco…
Go to the car/bathroom/Dark Corner(sassy) and have a special break….
then after you have released one…ask you self…do you still feel weak?
@BROWN
Toddy so your friends call you “BoI” interesting
ring ring
Hello
*in my barry white voice*
May I speak to Toddy Boi”
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You ain’t right you ain’t right…
Ratchet I didn’t know you lived in Atlanta boo, I may have to make a visit then!
@kingstonn did you just say that evelyn was born emmanuel, I can’t do this
@Queen
Im about to do some stupid azz chit I have no business doing and I know it’s not right and yes normally the feeling in my stomach is a good thing however Im about to cheat on my man with a married man and I don’t even look at him like he’s married becuz it’s his second one Im being STUPID and I CAN”T but IM WANTING TO FEEL HIM! I’ve been sooo good at avoiding him….
@ Luscious
Funny… Y u tryin to do me shawty?? My Lady aint complainin @ all.. It actually has a better sound to it in a high pitched heat of the moment bout to cream voice… But of course you wouldnt know anything bout d@..
I’m not going to tolerate any disparaging remarks regarding Evelyn around here.
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Okay I will keep my remarks about “South by Southwest” to myself then.
Chad said basically she needs an upgrade and that she is too skinny for him lol. Why would Chad buy are a new butt, as stated on another blog? Didnt Chad give Cheryl a ring also and others before her? And when he commented Child please to a reporter people already suspects him on being on the DL.
Queen_City Gem says:
@ Choco
Okay, I know I ain’t been keepin up with all the convos, but ain’t “feeling it in your stomach” a good thing… that is if we talkn bout
It’s not a good thing. Did u miss the convo in the other post? 
____________________
Don’t you dare encourage that ratcheness!!
Choco
Life’s a buffet! Everyone needs to get full!
guess they were trading places
@KINGSTON
“you know evelyn was born emmanuel, right?
how ironic.. ”
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You’re too beautiful to be jealous of Evelyn, Kingston.
@Ace
I don’t want to pleasure myself I just feel like crying – PPL COMPLICATE MATTERS I KNOW!
Queen_City Gem says:
Thetruth32 says:
Evelyn killed me actin like she was the first person chad carried up some stair…
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…and like she the only one he done
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They don’t talk to twitter that much anymore either. well I unfollowed Evelyn tho
@ suthern
she doesn’t look like she sashayed away from RuPaul’s drag race? seriously..
*on*
@Lolita
See girl Im feeling entitled to do him becuz of our history but I know that chit is not right!
WHAT WE TALKN BOUT PEEPS??
Toddy I was just makin a joke, I didnt think you’d get so sensitive behind it
And @Man I saw you said Grant “I Was On The Injured List My Whole Career” Hill is your nig too….won’t say anything at all about that neeva…
@CHOCO
DO IT!
LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF YOUR PUZZY!
damn toddy
laker the usual
waaaaaaay
I try to support my people really I do, but I’m reading a book right now and it has soooooo many typos its ridiculous! Like seriously did they even bother to get an editor? I bought this book at Barnes and Noble too, not from the Ebony magazine book club either…So annoyed.
Good Afternoon Fam
@ manuel jeff
ever get cursed out by an island chick?
keep reaching & you’ll be lucky enough to experience that.
*makes kwall a carolina blue onsie with ramses stitched on the collar*
Okay I just reread my comment and it helped put things into perspective I can’t cheat on my man with a married man or not! GOT DAMN okay who wants to e bang so I can get this chit outta of my system
@KINGSTON HEY PURRTY CHICA
@ Choco –
OH sh.it now…DON’T DO THAT
I cannot get down with the sleeping with a married dude…Just think about that wife. What would you feel like if you were married and found out your husband had cheated? I’ve been the mistress and then the potential mistress on plenty of occassions…then the tables turned and I was the one cheated on. That sh.it don’t feel good…
Somebody need to give you a whoopin – and I don’t mean the kind you hot ass will like.
Choco my comment # 278 was a joke!
I don’t wanna be accused of encouragin hoe chit
@Choco
Entitled?
@CHOCO **RAISES HAND LIKE I NEED TO GO PEE** PICK ME PICK ME!!!
Funny… Y u tryin to do me shawty?? My Lady aint complainin @ all.. It actually has a better sound to it in a high pitched heat of the moment bout to cream voice… But of course you wouldnt know anything bout d@..
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why is this so funny?
*holds sides*
cheeks i’ve experienced that too. i felt like emailing the author (cause u know they put that in the about author section) and be like did anyone proof this mess?!
Hey Cheeks
@K-DUB
“And @Man I saw you said Grant “I Was On The Injured List My Whole Career” Hill is your nig too….won’t say anything at all about that neeva…”
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Yeah, I blame that chit on Tamia ole freckled face azz. Started convincing that nigga to do chit he ain’t need to do (playing with a broken ankle and chit to get a new contract… which he got)
That’s why her “career” wasn’t eva chit. Once she found her “gold” she stopped digging.

@kingstonn, lol, I just can’t. She does look hard in the face, but I thought it was because that bish was old and she was a (Runner)<—- learned this word from some undergrads. Sidebar: why is Evelyn's foreheard so damn big and why does she have those Count Chocula/Vanessa Bryant eyebrows?
hi lakes..
how’re the babies?
Laker always pops up when when it’s some freaky talk going on.
RatchetFree says:
Don’t you dare encourage that ratcheness!! It’s not a good thing. Did u miss the convo in the other post?
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I’ve since been filled in and gave a more sensible remark in a more recent response… #forgiveme
@KINGSTON
“Funny… Y u tryin to do me shawty?? My Lady aint complainin @ all.. It actually has a better sound to it in a high pitched heat of the moment bout to cream voice… But of course you wouldnt know anything bout d@..
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why is this so funny? *holds sides*”
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Did you picture the “neck rolling” and “finger snapping” as you read it?
at this point u already know its wrong so either u will do it or not
hopefully u will think about ur relationship and make a decision on what is more important. and if u keep replying to texts and flirting back (not sure if that’s what ur doing or not) then ur only asking for trouble.
*continues to try and play good cop*
your dating the same man you felt “bad” about accusing after he got lost right? You really want to do this to him…i mean…Would you want him sleeping with his old fling…just cause he felt “entitled”..
You’ll think differently about it after a nut…so go pleasure yourself real quick…
y’all need to stop picking on people
@ Luscious
Not gettin sensitive jus lettin u kno what the biz is cause it alotta “UNDERCOVERS” out there… & u R NOT talkin to one of them… & who knows hey if I was single I’d prolly try to holla @chu but I love my Baby Boo so I cant… But if u still dont believe me u can ask her… Im jus sayin tho…
Kingstonn that’s what I get for tryna make new friends!
Manchild perhaps if Tamia didn’t have MS she couls have done more
Hey ratchet!
@ Candi- girl you got me waiting to post a comment somewhere and I will now, dont make no dang since…I’m 100 pages into the book and there have been like 15 typos, getting names mixed up and ish dang!!! What Kinda low budget company did the editing I need to send them an e-mail too!
RatchetFree says:
Laker always pops up when when it’s some freaky talk going on.
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@SOUTHER BELLE
” lol, I just can’t. She does look hard in the face, but I thought it was because that bish was old and she was a (Runner)<—- learned this word from some undergrads. Sidebar: why is Evelyn's foreheard so damn big and why does she have those Count Chocula/Vanessa Bryant eyebrows?"
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Watch yo' self.
Can't believe a fan of Al "Low T Cell Count" Horford is tryin to go in.
@ manuel
you a fool.
sidenote: i just found out evelyn is pr too. :wails:
Nice pic @Kingstonn
*looks at Kingston’s gravi*
You been on dat youtube havent cha?
yeah i had a book where they kept callin the main character two different names. was confused as hell! periods and quotes missing.
@KINGSTON GIRL THE BEBES ARE GOOD BAD AND ON MY LAST DANG NERVE!! HOW WAS THE WEEKND ANYTHANG FREEKIE NASTY STIKY U WAN TO SHARE
AND LIL JEFF STILL WANT THAT AZZ HUH???

@ALEX ALL I FELT WAS A TINGLE ON MY CAT THAT LET ME KNOW LOG ON TO SR
@MAN U WEARING HER DOWN BRUH U SEE HOW SHE CHANGE HER PIC SO U CAN TAKE A LOOK AT THEM RED LIPS
@BROWN
“Manchild perhaps if Tamia didn’t have MS she couls have done more ”
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Uh huh.

@ MAN
My dawg Kill urself ASAP!!
@ choco just get it out of your system like Ace said you will feel diffrently after you actually do it…UNLESS u dont, then u outta break up with your bf if you dont feel bad
@ ace
why? what have you seen… ? *looks around*
&thanks TT!
@QUEEN U GOT UR EYE ON ME HUH?? I SEE U MA’ NICE VIEW AINT I
AND DON’T LISTEN TO THE SR PIMP SHE LIKE IT
@LAKER
“U WEARING HER DOWN BRUH U SEE HOW SHE CHANGE HER PIC SO U CAN TAKE A LOOK AT THEM RED LIPS ”
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Maybe I should send her some shoes a la Ochocinco…
or just put some money in her paypal
@Man…..Don’t blame Tamia for Grant’s ole “Duke players are CURSED once they get to the NBA” injured azz! I love that Canadian lady! Grant Hill was one of them well-spoken trust fund kids before he got to Duke anyway. He had his daddy NFL gold by the time he got there….he was tryna prove that Duke did not have a curse! Serves him right!
*Goes to find the Youtube clip of Jayson Williams crying like a BISH the year Duke’s azz got outed in the first round of NCAA. So I can laugh. For the gazillionth time.
@Man you can talk all you want about Trey Songz but don’t go there about Al. I know your taste in women so you should be the last one talking
AKT BAD!
why do i even respond
*Goes to find the Youtube clip of Jayson Williams crying like a BISH the year Duke’s azz got outed in the first round of NCAA. So I can laugh. For the gazillionth time.
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@Man
Don’t encourage me my puzzy is really screaming right now
cheeks8683 says:
“waaaaaaay
I try to support my people really I do, but I’m reading a book right now and it has soooooo many typos its ridiculous! Like seriously did they even bother to get an editor? I bought this book at Barnes and Noble too, not from the Ebony magazine book club either…So annoyed.”
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If u don’t mind me asking, what book is this? I have read a few books like that myself and that ish is so annoying. It really takes away from the book.
*looks at Kingston’s gravi*
You been on dat youtube havent cha?
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SEE KINGSTON I TOLD U NOT TO TAKE THE MASK OFF AND POINT THE CAMERA BELOW THE NECK THEY WOULDA NEVER NOTICE US
@ laker
lil jeff is not wearing me down. i wish you could see the face i just made.
@ lil jeff/manuel
i can buy my own shoes, sir. thanks though.
@Cheeks
*callin my sis to make sure she spent the money to get her book edited and didnt go the cheap route*
@ Luscious
My momma always told me not to ask a lady this but how old r u??
@K-DUB
“Don’t blame Tamia for Grant’s ole “Duke players are CURSED once they get to the NBA” injured azz! I love that Canadian lady! Grant Hill was one of them well-spoken trust fund kids before he got to Duke anyway. He had his daddy NFL gold by the time he got there….he was tryna prove that Duke did not have a curse! Serves him right!
*Goes to find the Youtube clip of Jayson Williams crying like a BISH the year Duke’s azz got outed in the first round of NCAA. So I can laugh. For the gazillionth time.”
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Grant Hill WAS proving the curse wrong! Nigga was rivaling Jordan in his prime…Until he met Tamia! I guess “some” would just call it a “coincidence.”
Every guy that has ever been associated with Tamia ends up worse off!
Eric Benet
Grant Hill
Quincy Jones (never had another album)
Fabolous
El Debarge
AM I THE ONLY PERSON MAKING THIS CONNECTION??
@Man
Don’t encourage me my puzzy is really screaming right now
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HOLD UP I THINK I HEAR IT “AAAAYAAAAYAAAAAY MUUUY CAAALIENTE”
@Ace
Yes the same one and I won’t do it I know by the time I get off work all this back and forth I would’ve tired of the entire I idea by then
@Cheeks
I can’t just do it – it’s hard to turn the lights on and off like that I will internally be in hell!
My heart is breaking thinking of it –
Southern Belle I so wanna join in on your comment but I’m gonna refrain and keep my comments to myself
If u don’t mind me asking, what book is this? I have read a few books like that myself and that ish is so annoying. It really takes away from the book.
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“The Legacies” by: Micheele Larks Urban Christian publishing company
looking up their stuff now
AAAAYAAAAYAAAAAY MUUUY CAAALIENTE”
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I love you I needed to laugh my conscious was getting to me
I gotta effn meeting be back soon
@CANDI
”
“or just put some money in her paypal
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I think I have a better chance if she just got to know me and all that other chit.

@ Ms. Lolita is it that bad?
Toddy I’m in my dirty 30s as I like to call them!
36
ur right, cause she might just spend the money and move on to the next one
@kingston ssshhhh its funny how he believes it and then the crayon filled drool drops everytime i say “U WEARING HER DOWN BRUH..”
HIS LIL JEFF IS HAVING A DANG SEIZURE JUST LOOKING AT UR GRAVI!!
Southern I was gonna say somethin slick but I won’t
Some people just be laughn at sh.it so hard that they know good and well ain’t even that funny
Makes you just wanna
til you get a damn migraine
#purerandomness
@SOUTHERN BELLE
“you can talk all you want about Trey Songz but don’t go there about Al. I know your taste in women so you should be the last one talking
AKT BAD!”
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Just thought I’d look out for you. Seems like, as a fan of his, you’d be aware of his “condition.” Which was common knowledge amongst basketball fans.
I’ll allow you to Google “Holford Honeys” or “Holford STD.”

You can thank me with an azzshot sent to JCSTANSB @ YAHOO. com
K Im better I just texted my male friend and he was sincere in telling me NOT TO you all were TRUST but if anyone knows me it’s him and he knows how much I love my man – WHEW thanks SR for all your support
is it friday yet?! ready for nyc!
bout to
get dick wastedvolunteer to help rebuild ground zero@ lakes
that’s why i changed the chit!
@manuel
you seem to be suffering from delusions of grandeur. poor thing.
@ brown
my mom calls her 30′s that.
@CANDI
”
“ur right, cause she might just spend the money and move on to the next one
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I don’t think Kingston is that “type.”

@Man don’t go there with Tamia, Tamia can sing a lot of people out of the water but she has MS, which is no joke
@QUEEN I GUESS I MET THE DANG OLD MAN THAT WORKS IN MY DEPARTMENT SOUNDS LIKE HIS FUKN THROAK IS DRY BUT FOR ERRTHANG PUUHHAAAPUAHHHHAAA!!
AND LOUD WHO DOES THAT IN A FUKN OFFICE??
I can’t just do it – it’s hard to turn the lights on and off like that I will internally be in hell!
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I think my comment was confusing dont go and cheat on him I mean perhaps take a “bathroom break” or like I do, listen to some gospel music to get my mind out of the woods lol. Dont give into temptation!!!! Ive been able to avoid it myself with an ex (thank God). I was saying that if you do give in and dont feel bad maybe u and bf need a break but it sounds like u care about his feelings.
@ Luscious
U from GA??
@LAKER
“ssshhhh its funny how he believes it and then the crayon filled drool drops everytime i say “U WEARING HER DOWN BRUH..” HIS LIL JEFF IS HAVING A DANG SEIZURE JUST LOOKING AT UR GRAVI!!”
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So I’m NOT wearing her down?
SB it’s not worth it even tryna explain to him
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Ace
Yes the same one and I won’t do it I know by the time I get off work all this back and forth I would’ve tired of the entire I idea by then…..
Use that energy dis “other” nicca is building up…and use it on your man…he’ll appreciate it….
@laker this lady at work clears her throat like every 5 seconds, its sooooo annoying!
No Toddy, OKC
i hate being talked about like i’m not here. woe is me..
@CHOCO
You better have a “tested and approved Plan B” out there.

@Man take that back

Ms. Lolita, I’m a big girl, I won’t
@ brown
research has proven that maybe you shouldnt try to make friends with new guys.
i.e smiley/oscar & now toddy
@SOUTHERN BELLE
“don’t go there with Tamia, Tamia can sing a lot of people out of the water but she has MS, which is no joke ”
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So that mean she AINT’ fluck over Grant’s career???
@Cheeks
*callin my sis to make sure she spent the money to get her book edited and didnt go the cheap route*
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Please do!!!
Grant Hill WAS proving the curse wrong! Nigga was rivaling Jordan in his prime…Until he met Tamia! I guess “some” would just call it a “coincidence.”
Every guy that has ever been associated with Tamia ends up worse off!
Eric Benet
Grant Hill
Quincy Jones (never had another album)
Fabolous
El Debarge
AM I THE ONLY PERSON MAKING THIS CONNECTION??
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Yes, you are. None of that shyt applies. Quincy put out an album last yr. Fabolous tooth been flucked, Eric didn’t have problems until Halle, El been a crack head (sorry Candi) and Grant Hill was getting injured. So, was she out there on the court pushing him down?
@MAN SURE U ARE HONEY **PADS THE TOP OF UR HEAD** U JUST KEEP AT IT AND U WILL GET THAT PUZAZAY
U WEARING HER DOWN AS MUCH AS I’M WEARING HER DOWN 
@SOUTHERN BELLE
Did you google what I asked you to?

*glares and scowls at alex*
Fabolous tooth been flucked
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@QUEEN I GUESS I MET THE DANG OLD MAN THAT WORKS IN MY DEPARTMENT SOUNDS LIKE HIS FUKN THROAK IS DRY BUT FOR ERRTHANG PUUHHAAAPUAHHHHAAA!! AND LOUD WHO DOES THAT IN A FUKN OFFICE??
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Is he of “European” decent? Cuz you know they’on be carin. They be like “what pal? It’s natural pal.”. I be like “no, muhfugga, coughing up flim and spittin it in your trash can in front of every damn body is not natural…pal”
LOL Kingstonn
I wasn’t tryna be friends with Oscar I just asked a question and he Queened the fck out!
WTF!! Jeff Capel was fired! :wails:
@ Luscious
O ok..
@KINGSTON WHO TALKN BOUT U MAMAS WHO??? :shotsfire: I FUKM ALL UP!!! UNLESS IS LIL JEFF I WOULD NOT DO TIME FOR SUCH A SMALL CRIME
candibfly says:
is it friday yet?! ready for nyc!
bout to get dick wasted volunteer to help rebuild ground zero
you had it right the first time! Maybe you meant I’m about to crawl on the ground with no clothes on!! 
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@ALEX
“Yes, you are. None of that shyt applies. Quincy put out an album last yr. Fabolous tooth been flucked, Eric didn’t have problems until Halle, El been a crack head (sorry Candi) and Grant Hill was getting injured. So, was she out there on the court pushing him down?”
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Naw! Go back and do that math! All of their downfalls or bad points in their life coincided with them having some sort of dealings with Tamia!
And Grant Hill never fell on any court. SHE instructed him to play ball on a fractured ankle in the late 90′s to ensure he received a lucrative contract because he was in a contract year!
Cheeks
If you dont see any thank to me (my gubment name) then it isn’t her!
@QUEEN NO HE JUST ANNOYING AND LAAAWWWD SOO FUKN LOUD!!
@CANDI
whatchall talm bout
@LAKER
“SURE U ARE HONEY **PADS THE TOP OF UR HEAD** U JUST KEEP AT IT AND U WILL GET THAT PUZAZAY U WEARING HER DOWN AS MUCH AS I’M WEARING HER DOWN ”
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Well, one of us should be hittin sumpin real soon!
twiiiiiiiiin
@Man
So you’re telling me that SHE instructed him to play on a fractured ankle? Yeah, ok. If so, he’s a Punk azz husband and athlete. How the fluck you ask someone else…other than a doctor…about your injury?
@ manuel
&^%$##
don’t make me call you by your gubment dammit!
Cheeks you see they fired Jeff Capel!!!! Hold Me!
@CANDI SO U GOING TO TIMESQUARE??? **SENDS NY A REQ FOR CANDI AND EL PIC TO BE ON BIG SCREEN** WE KNOW U FANCY AND PEOPLE GOTS TO KNOW A BISH IN TOWN!! **FLIPS UR HAIR** NOW WHILE U FLYING WITH UR ANGEL WINGS WATCH OUT FOR THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DON’T WANT TO OUTSHINE HER U KNOW BEING THAT UR HALO IS SOOO BRRIGHT!!
hmmm..
Cha’ll tom’bout?
Yes, you are. None of that shyt applies. Quincy put out an album last yr. Fabolous tooth been flucked, Eric didn’t have problems until Halle, El been a crack head (sorry Candi) and Grant Hill was getting injured. So, was she out there on the court pushing him down?
Eric was wearing blouses waaaaay before Halle OR Tamia 
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THANK YEW
alex don’t even bother
Cosigns with Alex #389, but takes it back due to spreading rumors about EL…
yallcrazy says:
whatchall talm bout
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Candi fass azz trying to get dyck wasted at ground zero
Okay…wait…Is someone in here crushing on **clears throat** El DeBarge???
laker i
u sooo much! always lookin out for me! *spray paints the empire state bldg with ‘lakes: wish u were here, all my love, candi’* 
@MAN CHECK U TUBE IM THE ONE WITH THE BLACK MASK ON SO BRUH U LATE MOVE ON THAT AZZ IS MINE!!

@KINGSTON ES TONTO!!
@ALEX
“So you’re telling me that SHE instructed him to play on a fractured ankle? Yeah, ok. If so, he’s a Punk azz husband and athlete. How the fluck you ask someone else…other than a doctor…about your injury?”
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He didn’t know it was fractured. The Detroit Pistons “TEAM DOCTORS” told him he was fine and could play… he wanted a second opinion but SHE convinced him to go with the team doctors.
**due to this, NBA teams are required to have second outside opinions**
He was stupid for trusting her when he should known what she was about from the jump. SMH.
At ground zero it in ground zero?
omg *stomps up and down*
hissssyyyyy pooooohhhhhhh! i misssseeedddd youuuuuu!
@Queen
It is well known that Candi and El are an item. She sleeps in an El onesie every night surrounded by 23 posters of him on the wall.
hey suga
alex pls don’t, i ain’t say nothin bout u hittin on suthern and she whose name shall not be mentioned within the span of 2 minutes
@KINGSTON
“don’t make me call you by your gubment dammit!”
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I’m just clowning! Don’t be gettin upset!
**bootypinch**
@ lakes

Kingstonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
hello mi lady..
Alex dont
dont forget her “EL lives here” panties
why does my bff treat me this way?! *wraps myself in my carolina blue angel wings and whimpers softly*
@twin u know how alex gets her facts mixed up, i’m helping to rebuild ground zero
@CANDI NO PROBLEMO MA U KNOW I GOTS U
@HIS NUN MUCH HOW IS LIL MAN DOING NOW??
*punches Candi in the ass*
dont forget her “EL lives here” panties
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bout to go on zazzle and make me a pair
He didn’t know it was fractured. The Detroit Pistons “TEAM DOCTORS” told him he was fine and could play… he wanted a second opinion but SHE convinced him to go with the team doctors.
**due to this, NBA teams are required to have second outside opinions**
He was stupid for trusting her when he should known what she was about from the jump. SMH.
Nevermind, I’m done with this convo.
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Like I said, and how is this her fault? And what exactly was she about?
@Man what did you tell me to google?
@ALEX
“Like I said, and how is this her fault? And what exactly was she about? Nevermind, I’m done with this convo.”
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Yeah, that’s prolly the best thing to do.

@ alex
you know you can’t win an argument with a fool.
HIS what is that for? after i brought the grill to u and grilled up a flinstone size slab of ribs, THIS is how u treat me?
*gets my red pen* i guess i will be revising TWO friendship contracts today
*stomps on my build a bear collection*
@His
I just joined the convo too.
Soooo, if I was going to post “on topic” I’d ask:
Which hole did usher (no caps) want it in?
@MAN AND NO I DON’T SHARE THAT ISLAND AZZ IS ALL MINE SO DON’T ASK
CAN WE GO TO THE APPRENTICE POST PLEASE!
@ Alex
No MA’AM… I did not know that sh.it
I will not speak on it any further…but if it were someone else other than you know who, I would say “are you fukkn serious?? El you-know-he-on-that-stuff Debarge??
X10. Chi booooooooo…”
candibfly says:
alex pls don’t, i ain’t say nothin bout u hittin on suthern and she whose name shall not be mentioned within the span of 2 minutes

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But you’re not going to NY with Bruh?
Besides, MsSBelle and I established our rship last wk. The other convo was just playful. At least we weren’t doing stretches. Real friends keep it real with each other. I lubs you BFF!!!
@Laker, hes much much better bew..
MAD LATE but CHEEKS AND CANDI if the book has too many typos you can complain to the press of where the book came from and you will get a coupon for a free book. This also works for pampers if anything is wrong with it call that number give them the serial number and you will get a coupon for one for free #helpful
@Alex, what are you doing in your gravi?
I have 3 guesses!
@LAKER
“AND NO I DON’T SHARE THAT ISLAND AZZ IS ALL MINE SO DON’T ASK ”
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CAN I WATCH?

@ALEX DON’T ARGUE WITH THE MENTALIE CHALEGE LET HIS AZZ BE!! **HANDS MAN A NEW PACK OF CRAYONS**
@MAN HERE IGNORE THESE PEOPLE THEY LOCOS ESE!!
u gotta bold it for these folks
please move to the celebrity post
y’all broke this one
*throws up screen so Candi doesn’t see anything bad about EL*
remember the 11 yr old girl who all those black guys ran a train on? welp, this story is getting even worse down here… because now a hispanic group defending her is fighting against community black leaders defending the guys. now theres a race war.
just thought i’d update folks.
they fired Jeff Capel!!!!
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Not gonna say nothing about this man who had to go overseas to play…he did not even get drafted…ended up playing for the dayum CBA… THE RALEIGH COUGARS…and how he is a Duke alumn or how they are CURSED after college.
He just lost his job. So now is not the time to say all of that.
@His
You’re back!!! If no one else loves me, I know u do!!
And Candi did not share any ribs with you earlier. Don’t believe that.
*sets queen’s house on fire*
i meant celebrity apprentice post
@KINGSTON
” because now a hispanic group defending her is fighting against community black leaders defending the guys. now theres a race war.”
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SMH.
@ Brown….I knew it was gonna happen sooner or later..pun intended. I was hoping later since I’m an okstate fam *proud alum in the building* Poor baby. I always thought he was fine tho…I like um yella
@MAN ***WHISPERS** NO MAN NOT YET GOTS TO GIVE HER THE LICK DOWN BEFORE SHE WILL ALLOW A CAMERA MAN
SEE I GOT U BRUH GIVE IT TIME!!
@candi when did this occur, Ratchet just so you know I get jealous and when I get a little jealous I get a little crazy. By the way I own a blade and the ghetto girls at my school taught me how to stash it in my mouth
so y’all gon continue to post in this slow azz post huh
@LAKER
“***WHISPERS** NO MAN NOT YET GOTS TO GIVE HER THE LICK DOWN BEFORE SHE WILL ALLOW A CAMERA MAN SEE I GOT U BRUH GIVE IT TIME!!
”
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LOL!
You right, you right.
You COULD get that pic of yall kissing tho! You know, an ol “innocent kiss!”
@Candi, because u didn’t say nothing when I came in!
u better put that pen up ur tail heffa! u dnt revise shat!!
remember the 11 yr old girl who all those black guys ran a train on? welp, this story is getting even worse down here… because now a hispanic group defending her is fighting against community black leaders defending the guys. now theres a race war.
just thought i’d update folks.
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IT’S NOT ABOUT FUKN RACE CHIT MAN PEOPLE FORGET THE ISSUE AT HAND OVER SOME DUM OLD BULL CHIT LIKE COLOR!!
@CHEEKS
“I like um yella ”
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Hello there Cheeks. I don’t believe I have spoken to you today.
**kisses hand**
**people gettn all salty and LOUD when the convo about El goes south**
@ lakes
that’s what i’m trying to say! they need to be working together to put those fools away.
@MAN WE AINT GOT NO INNOCENT PICS YET
OOH AND IM KISSING JUST NOT PG13 KINDA KISSING
<<<sufocatesurliljeff
@SBelle

But you have nothing to worry about boo!! You’re my one and ……..well, I don’t even need to say.
I only have eyes for you
@KINGSTON THEY (HISPANIC AND BLACKS) DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT TOGETHER WE ARE STRONGER AND TOGETHER WE ARE LOUDER!!
LET UR VOICE BE HEARD I HAVE A FEELING IT WILL ENDUP WITH MORE VIOLENCE
DOES THIS RACIST CHIT SOUND TO U LIEK HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF WE AS HUMANS WILL NEVER FUKN LEARN!! 
she whose name shall not be mentioned, don’t worry i was not getting loud with u as u were not invited to the celebrity apprentice post
Are we in this post
@Cheeks I do care about him I was being weak is all but I don’t want it done to me so you know the rest
Which post are we in now
SBelle
, Laker, Choco, and Kingstonn plz move to the no longer a celebrity post.
@Lakes and Kingston- I
these folks don’t turn this into a race war – they had a fight at an high school down here between blacks and hispanic and the Principal was fired over that chit and they kids say the student body is turning this into a race war…
Hello there Cheeks. I don’t believe I have spoken to you today.
**kisses hand**
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Negro I’ve been on here, you dont ever say hi unless I change my hairdo and post a new pic u like *stomps off*
@CHEEKS
“Hello there Cheeks. I don’t believe I have spoken to you today.
**kisses hand**
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Negro I’ve been on here, you dont ever say hi unless I change my hairdo and post a new pic u like *stomps off*”
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**grabs wrist**
I am not the type to always scream “hellos” and what not. That’s because I’m understated and mellow. See, I was hoping we could start a report after I complimented you on your gravies. Seems like you only come on sporadically.
However, I notice when you are on.
**grabs wrist**
I am not the type to always scream “hellos” and what not. That’s because I’m understated and mellow. See, I was hoping we could start a report after I complimented you on your gravies. Seems like you only come on sporadically.
However, I notice when you are on.
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*grabs business card out of purse* I do lurk when I have time and your comments are entertaining most of the time…walks off (quick glance back to see if you are still watching)
Ha! I didn’t pick up on it at first bc I read it so fast but this DEF means that she was shtupping him. TMZ is extremely trustworthy, I know I used to work in the gossip mag business. The reason these sex tapes don’t come it is they’re shopped around until someone pays for them to go away. And TMZ has always offered a glimpse of the most notorious aspect of the tape—they mentioned that there was a golden shower, if obliquely, when talking about the Kim K/Ray J one and mentioned how that Gossip Girl was giving a foot job in hers. Sometimes Auntie S is reaching with these types of post but this one hit the nail right on the head!
Usher really wasn’t playing with the song “Trading Places”…. I wonder did he carry on like a porn star when tossed that rod up in him!? lmao
she*
I love me some usher but being the industry this doesnt surprise me. Man growing up around puffy and la reid.hmmm doesnt suprise me. They all do that favor parties to get to the top.(listening to Trading places) man thinking about it the dream co wrote lls.(You get on top, tonight I’m on the bottom ‘Cause we trading places When I can’t take no more, tell me you ain’t stopping ‘Cause we trading places No, put it on me, baby, till I say, ooh, wee And tell to shut up before the neighbors hear me This is how it feels when you do it like me We’re trading places)
definition-top, bottom, and versatile describe roles during sex positioning, particularly among gay and bisexual men. A top is a person who penetrates, a bottom is one who receives penetration, and a versatile engages in both activities.
so reading the lyrics sounds suspect…. but i loved that damn song lol